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Early English books online. (EEBO-TCP ; phase 1, no. A02477) Transcribed from: (Early English Books Online ; image set 6480) Images scanned from microfilm: (Early English books, 1475-1640 ; 546:11) Newes out of Powles Churchyarde now newly renued and amplifyed according to the accidents of the present time. 1579. and otherwise entituled, syr Nummus. Written in English satyrs. Wherein is reprooued excessiue and vnlawfull seeking after riches, and the euill spending of the same. Compyled by E.H. Gent. Seene and allowed according to the order appointed. Hake, Edward, fl. 1560-1604. [128] p. By Iohn Charlewood, and Richard Ihones, [Imprinted at London : [1579]] Dedication signed: Edw. Hake. Partly in verse. Place of publication and printers' names from colophon. Signatures: A-H. Reproduction of the original in the Henry E. Huntington Library and Art Gallery. eng London (England) -- Social life and customs -- Early works to 1800. London (England) -- Social life and customs -- Poetry. eebo Newes out of Powles Churchyarde now newly renued and amplifyed according to the accidents of the present time. 1579. and otherwise entituled, syr Numm Hake, Edward, 1579 108 24412 128 0 0 0 0 0 44.24 D The rate of 44.24 defects per 10,000 words puts this text in the D category of texts with between 35 and 100 defects per 10,000 words. 2004-08 Assigned for keying and markup 2004-08 Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2004-09 Sampled and proofread 2004-09 Text and markup reviewed and edited 2004-10 Batch review (QC) and XML conversion

❧ Newes out of Powles Churchyarde Now newly renued and amplifyed according to the accidents of the present time . 1579. and Otherwise entituled , syr Nummus . Written in English Satyrs . Wherein is reprooued excessiue and vnlawfull seeking after riches , and the euill spending of the same .

Compyled by E. H. Gent.

Seene and allowed according to the order appointed .

Horatius . Aetas parentum peior auis , tulit Nos nequiores , mox daturos Progeniem vitiosiorem . Well get thy goods , and spend them well : well gotten , keepe the same . Beware of hoorde , hoorde hate doth bring , and vile reprochfull name . Non mordet qui monet , Non vulnerat , sed sanat .
❧ To the high and Honorable , and his especiall good Lorde , Lorde Robert Dudley , Earle of Leycester , Baron of Denbigh , and Knight of the most noble order of the Garter , high Stewarde of her Maiesties Burrow of new Windsore , Edw , Hake , vndersteward there , wisheth dayly preseruation with increase of honor to Gods glory . SIth grace hath graffed in your Noble brest , Farre grater gifts then tipe of mundane gle● : Sith high renowme , your Honour , & the rest , To Vertue yeeld , and counteruayled bee With great effect of Vertues worthy vew : I make it bolde for vertues ayde to sew . And though my gift ( as slender to the shoe ) Vnworthy seeme to shrowde himselfe as now● In blessed Bay from force of deadly foe : Yet Vertue may your Lordships pitie bowe To fense the Booke beset with deadly hate , For that the same explanes the present state , And sets to vew the vices of the time In Nouell Verse and Satyrs sharpe effect Still drawne along and pend in playnest rime For sole intent good liuing to erect : And sinne rescinde which rifely raignes abroade In peoples harts full fraught with sinfull loade , Sith so ( I say ) therefore your Noble hart Let grace so guide and bend to Vertues bayte , That Satirs these ( though seeming somwhat tart ) May shielded be from such as lie in waite The same to shend and bring to fowle decaye : To deadly shame , and mortall malice aye . So shall your Lordship shewe your selfe to bee Sole vertues stay , and friend vnto the good : So hate to sinne shal men apparaunt see , And loue set forth to saue the sinfull bloud . And so shall I encouragde in my paine , Proceede , and set my Pen to Booke againe . And euer pray the liuing God of might Your Lordship so to guide by gift of grace , That you may stande accepted in his sight Whilst here you liue , and in the ende a place Receiue with such as vertues path haue traste : And liue with them that vertue haue imbraste . Your Lordships most humbly at commaundment . Edw. Hake .
To the Gentle Reader .

IT pleaseth the Printer , ( Gentle Reader , as thou séeist ) after twelue yéeres scilence , to hale againe into the lighte , this my litle booke of englishe Satyrs , which else mighte haue soonge vnto it selfe , ●cce nunc in puluere dormio : what his gaine shal be , I knowe not : and I am perswaded , that gaine is not the onely , no nor the chiefest ende hée respecteth . But on the other part what I shal gaine that am the Author of the book , none can be so ignoraunt , but hée maye easilye ghesse . Once , money I gaine none at this time , either for writing altering or correcting of the same : & hereof I stand so cléere , that bothe I and my booke may be bould to exempt our selues from the reache of mine owne Argument which consisteth in the reproouing of those who ( by male engine ) lie in wait for sir Nummus . And thus much be spoken to preuent the obprobry & reproche that this way might be raysed against me .

As for prayse and commendation , if the sharpnes of my Satyrs were not matter sufficient to settle me against the expectation thereof : yet I am not so farre from Judgement I thanke God , but that I know ( in part ) what is lackinge ( aswell in the inuention as in the verse of the booke , ) that shoulde carye away commendation amongst the better sort of english Poetes of our tyme : And indéede , it is a matter that I stryue nothing at all to attaine vnto :

For if I did , I woulde frequent the meanes , which are reading and practise , neyther whereof , I haue bene acquainted with to any purpose since the first thrée yéeres which I spent in the Innes of Chauncery : being now aboue a dosen of yéeres passed . And so longe is it sithens these Satyres were first made and set foorth , euen ( as I maye saye ) in my childishe yéeres , whereof notwithstanding verye lyttle or nothing I repent mée . Only I wishe that all that I haue written & published heretofore were by me reuised , and that I might haue lycense and laysure to runne them ouer againe , hereby to make them a little more substanciall if my habilitye serued thereto : which being once done and performed , how forwarde I woulde bée from thensfoorth in setting forth of bookes , shoulde appeare vnto the worlde by the continuance of my silence . For ( to speake a truthe ) it is not méete we shoulde cloye the worlde with to many bookes of weake handling : especially , whiles the learned trauailes and profitable labours of worthye wryters are fayne to kéepe the doore ( as I maye terme it ) or , which is more , to lie buried in silence .

But touching this my booke : I haue not abridged it of any one Satyre that was in the first edytion thereof , neyther haue I added vnto it any other whole Satyr : But I haue enlarged here and there one , and haue corrected that whole booke in many places . I confesse I coulde haue béene wylling to haue increased the number by ij . or iij. Satyrs at the least : Namely of vndershreeues and Baylliffs one : And of Informers and Sompners or Apparitours other twoo . Which offycers ( if they all so be ) how they abuse the Subiects and people of this Realme at this daye , by intollerable Extortions bryberies trecheries and deceyts , what whole Shier , and in euerye Shier , what Cytie Towne or Uillage , is not hable haboundauntly to declare ? But these , togither with the exquisite handling of mine allowable Argument , I muste be contented to omitte , as neyther hauynge laysure , nor ( through want of laysure ) skill sufficient to accomplishe the same : For I tell you , it is no matter of meane ymportaunce , firste to searche and syfte owte the wrenches and wyles , shyfts , practises and deceytes that the lewde sorte of this people ( which I feare me are the greater number of them ) doe vse to gette money with . And then hauing so searched and syfted them owte from nooke to crooke , to sette foorthe the same in apt and conuenient discourse :

For which causes ( gentle Reader ) be contented and affoord me thine indyfferent Judgement in this that I haue alreadye done : And if thou finde therein any matter or reprehension more fytte to haue bene handled by men of grauer Censure and more agréeable callinge : Forasmuche as it reacheth no farther then to the reprouing of vice , and the same also wrytten in that age of mine , when as vice ( withoute the grace of God ) mighte rather haue drawen me to her league , then haue had me for hir enemye : I thinke thou mayest well enoughe ( without endaungeringe of Justice ) assent to my request , and so I hope thou wylt do . Fare well .

Ad authorem , Ioannes Long Londoniensis minister . QVarit opes hominum mens improba , querit honores : Sed quid diuitiae ? quid decus omne valent ? Insidiis quaeruntur opes , quaeruntur honores : Ista breui fugiunt , & peritura volant . Perge tuos igitur foelici tramite gressus : Sistere ne retrahat Zoilus istud opus . Insidias ostende virùm , quos nulla mouere Heu pietas poterit : queis pador omnis abest . Sic tu Nestoriae traduces stamina vitae Hakê , tuam famam sydèra summa canent .
The same to the Citie of London . A Great conquest of sinne hath made a Student Edward Hake . O London learne for to beware , from sinne arise and wake . Of wanton Maydes he did also , the slights a late detect : Learne to be wise , and looke to them , the worst alwayes suspect . Hée hath redusde to vulgare tongue the Imitation true And following of our Captaine Christe , good liuing to renue . A Touchestone for the present tyme hée eke set forth of late , Wherein the ruynes of the Churche with zeale he doth debate . A brief memoriall of our Quéene ● and of her blessed raigne He also wrote in dewe discourse first once and then againe . At length these newes are now come forth wherein thy sinnes he showes . Repent ( therefore ) and call for grace of God eche thing that knowes . FINIS .
The Author to the Carping and scornefull Sicophant . AS plated Finne of slender slycing Oare Wherwith the Seaman cuts the crooked wa●e , Is scant of force tattaine the happy shoare When check of tyde back beares the mighty Naue : So I ( no lesse ) long lodgde on mounting surge , Was kept aloofe by cankerd caytifes gurge . Though true intent did slyce the streame so swift , Sea beaten Barck could scantly yet obtaine The shoare tyll now : by subtile Zoyls drift And Uipers tongue that beat my Boate amaine . What then ? perforce , and maugre Momus head , I skyp on Stroud , as free from daungers dre●d . Let Sicophaunts and Minotaurus broode . Let Ciclops Feere , and subtyle Ciren Hagges , With grinning Jawes and gasping gyddy moode Go shake their eares , and shut their shameles bagges . I force them not , nor Neutrall , Papist , nor Uile Janus Jacks : their league doo I abhor . Thou Papist , thou , false harted to thy Prince , That wouldste bereaue her grace of princely powre , To thee I say that checking , doost conuince ( As seemeth thee ) my poynaunt poore deuowre : For that thou deemst me dampned by thy doom , Stand back sir Brock , let Bandog take thy room . Shall brockysh Badger beare as now the sway , Or Shepherdes Dog that bringeth in the Sheepe ? Shall wooluish mates that woont the same to slay , Rebuke the Whelpe ? no , no , take thou no kepe . To my poore powre yle barck thee from the fold , And shepherdes shall rehayte thee to thy holde . Wherefore , withdraw thy raging spoyle by day And see thou lurck ( at least ) within thy caue Whyle Sunne to vp , for feare of Hunters pray : What tyme thy craft is not of force to saue . And eke at night , beware i ft be thy hap , And keepe thy foote from slipping Hunters trap . And now to thee thou double faced drudge , That plyes thy selfe so plyaunt vnto chaunge , And vnder hand dooste beare thy face so Budge : Thou Tyme sclaue thou , y● sayst my pen doth raunge : To thee I say ( for that thou moanst my case ) Restraine thy tongue , least I descry thy face . Thy hooded head that doth two faces beare , I see how closely vnderhand it nods , And triple tongue that byds me ware this geare , Least chaunge should come . But twene vs .ij. be ods , And therfore ( Janus ) once againe I say , Go charme your tongue , least I take hood away , And last of all , I turne my tale to thee , Thou Nunquam sanus vyle reprochfull mate And carping carelesse cankerd churle , whom hee That writes ech where , reproues with worthy hate . For that thou belkst with belly bursten paunch , Gainst them that haps from ydle shoare to launch . To thee , to thee my flytting Muse auerres , And bound by Oathe of Fayth , I doo auowe That neyther hate nor harbraynd toy inferres This worke of myne which I doo publysh nowe . Nor meede at all , though where it bringeth gaine , It pleaseth some for to requite my paine . For well thou wotste , if thyrsty were my minde To bend the same to wynne by gaynsome trade , Then would I wryte the thing that Authors finde A gaine within : and whereby Sommes be made , I meane vaine ●estes to stirre vp filthy game . But I protest my harte doth hath the same And onely seekes how to sequester sinne , And Sathans dryfts that driue men downe to hell : My thoughts be cleere , my conscience cleane within . Thus knoweth God , that eche ones thought can tell . Wherfore , beware and let thy carping lye . Else , sure my pen my gyltlesse hart shall trye . And to conclude , to all that wysh me well , And loue by tongue , do vtter to my fate , I make request that rancour they depell And let their verdict to the Trueth geue place . Else , let them cease to beare of friend the name . For I refuse to take them for the same . Once ( sure I am ) with quipping querks herein , I haue not meant to taunt , or check the good , Nor ( rayling bent ) I slaunders doo begin : Though trueth I say , to such as wyll be wood . For gyltie man findes eche thing to his shame . Where good men can their owne offences blame . But well , for fine and finall ende I saye To all such Snakes as styng by stealing pace And boughing Curs that barck and winde away , I holde it best that they no more deface An open trueth : For then , as they deserue , Enbarckt I lye to launch when tyme shal serue . FINIS .
❧ Ad authorem Ric. Mathaeus , Londoniensis minister . TVus probatur à pijs labor bonus : Qui quod pium est non diligit , Noli put are vincere hunc virum tibi● Huic sit loquela libera . Quis Zoilum fugit pius ? Tu nec potes : Bonis mali nam detrahunt . Tibi beata sit precor solatio Vita ea , Deus quam tunc dabit , Cum tua fides Christo vt facit des obuiam Regno patris summi sui .
The Noueltie of this Booke . SUch Noueltie as time doth bring , I yéelde in méeter héere : Euen newes that to the Godly hart may noysome newes appéere . But yet what then ? such is the state of this our present time , That now no daye doth passe without some new deuised crime . FINIS .
The Glory of the Honorable , is the feare of God .

The Beare doth beare me now in hand that Noble is thy race . The vertues of thy worthy minde , shewe forth the gifts of grace .

The first Satyr . AS late I walked vp and downe , Auct●or . in Pawles for my repast , And there ( as many woont to doo ) about the Church had traste Long tyme alone to view the route , and great confused noyse , With pleasaunt that ( a world to se● ) at length I heard a voyce . And casting backe mine eye , I spyde a pretie wymble lad , Who saluing of his mate , dyd aske what newes were to be had . His fellowe ( lyke a gentle swaine , and to ly headed chylde ) Conioyned ●andes , and sighing , sayde a slaue hath me beguilde , But scarcely had he spoken this , or eare his faithfull feere Faste claspte his arme , and him besought , to be of better cheere● And let not chaunce ( quoth he ) afright , nor so molest your minde , As thus to seeme a Wight that hath his woonted ioy resygnde . Tell tell , quoth Bertulph Bertulph . ( so be bight ) By whome you are beguylde And eke what cause and cruel chaunce your comfort hath exylde . O friende ( sayde Paule Paule . ) full soone would I expresse to thée my griefe , But so peruersely falles it foorth that I sée no reliefe . But yet sith thou so vrgent arte and earnest of the case , I graunt thereto if thou attende and walke about the place . Content is pleasde , quoth Bertulph tho , and then they walckte yfeere , And I perceyuing all their talcke , Aucthor . approc●ed very néere : And ioyning close vnto their side , I walckt with equall pace ( Without offence as I suppose their talcke had such a grace . ) Then Paule began with visage pale Paule . and handes conioyned fast , To settle forth him selfe to speake , and thus be spake at last . The highest God that fyttes aboue For aye in heauenly Throne , That Prince of might that rules she hea●uens and Welkin wéeldes alone , He knowes if I do falsely speake , or ( mooued through affect ) If I through hate or fauor , lye in any one respect . But first , before my tale begyn , I le tell you howe the slaue Hath many one beguyled earst that sought the same to haue . His name also I wyll not sticke to tell you with the rest . And to be short , He Nummus hight ( a passing proper guest , ) He lodgeth ofte with Marchauntmen and eke with men of Lawe , And lightly where he hosteth , there are people kept in awe . I le eke declare howe that as he doth often men beguyle , Euen so him selfe is often catcht , with fraude and filthy wyle . And howe ofte tymes by force they wrest and wring him to their handes And howe from fooles he often flyes and breakes his tynsell bandes , Now , whiles that Paule was speaking thus , Aucthor his mate gan me espye . He knewe my minde , I gaue a becke , he wynked with his eye And helde his fynger on his mouth , suspecting sore the man : He thought that fancies fed his braine , his visage lookte so wan And word●s so voyde of woonted sence . But yet ( for that he hight , And promisde had to heare the ende ) his he●t he kept aright . And forth proceeded Paule at large . Paule . This Nummus nowe ( quoth he ) Is straightly watchte , and hardly kept with men of each degree . He wanteth none to wayte for him , although he scapt from mée . The Laytie and the Clergie bothe , if ●aply him they see : Will talke with Vobis eare he parte , they le plucke a Crowe with him . They le shut him vp , or sende him forth , seme greater gaine to wyn . Or else to worke their neighbors woe , by wagin●● sutes at Lawe , To bring them selues in prease and price , and to be had in awe . But as for Clergie , Clergie . some of them , they knowe his nature well , They knowe his false corrupting force , with him they will not mell , Except it be where neede requires , and for a iust intent . And surely some , though not the swaye , right so to gaine are bont . Although that some againe doo séeke excessiuely the same , And some do hoorde it vp in store , to their rebuke and shame . But ( if I should vprightly speake ) Their lyuinges are so lopt , That from th' inferiour Clergie men , long since syr Nummus hopt ▪ I meane not pompous Prelates here , nor Chaplens of degree . These flaunting fellowes by your ●●●ue , will haat i ft had maye bee I meane , I meane poore Ministers , some plaste and some disperst ▪ Whome powling Patrons and such lyke , haue gréeuously amerst . And yet forsoothe our Baldockes bleate , and say they kéepe no chéere . They catche syr Nummus from them still , and yet would haue him héere . But well they are no small fooles nowe ▪ that robbe the Clergies meede . Wherfore to sylence were I best , such wordes may rancor bréede . And here you must aduert it well , that iustly men maye séeke For Nummus to releeue their neede , if so their fancie leeke . And also bow that they right well the same may styll retaine , So that they doo not ●oord him vp for sole intent to gaine . But such as I shall here recite , cannot without offence The same or séeke , or kéepe , or spend what so be their pretence . Bicause their mindes are all peruerse : they spende for spyte or gaine : And through the lust of lawlesse boorde , the same doo they retaine . And what are they that séeke it so ? Euen most men now a dayes . In Countrey , Citie and each where they finde sinister wayes T' obtaine the same , and spende it yll , or else to kéepe it worse : And euer aye their mindes are bent to fyll their farsed Purse . But nowe , for that the scope is large where we may finde them out , And time but short , I rather meane to leaue the Country rout , And medle with our Townish lade in London sole precinct , Except ( as néede ) the Suburbs must be with the Citie Linckt . Wheras , when I haue reckned vp of them the most estates , Then tell howe many kindes of folcke ne lyue within the rates And bounds of honest seeking store . of spending well the same , Of closely couching vp their hoord as bedlem bugs to tame . Why syr ( quoth Bertulph ) now me thinks Bertulph . you talke not of the man That seru'de you of that sluttish touch of late I wot neare whan . O Friende ( quoth Paule ) is this the faith Paule . and this thy late behest ? I stickt not to begin my tale at thy alone request : And thou therefore didst promise mée thy silent eare to giue . And yet thou interruptst my tale . Howe should I thee beleue ? Of friendly faith attende a while , and marke me to the ende : Then shalt thou thinke that I disclose to thee as to a Friende . Finis .
The second Satyr . AS promise presseth me to show Pa●● . my minde to thee at large : Euen so t' obserue due order is , belonging to my charge . 〈◊〉 therfore ( first ) how Nummus doth beguile eche kinde of men : Howe it through force and vyle effect doth noysome humor blen : His beautie ( first ) and pregnant show , and then his mighty force , Enchaunteth so the peoples hartes : that ( voyde of all remorse ) They fawue & 〈◊〉 watch and prie , they leaze and off for weare , They worke the t●ing that wicked is , they cursse , they ban and teare The blessed name of great Iehoue , and all to wyn the 〈◊〉 They put 〈◊〉 they practise still to get the golden●ame . And first beholde our men of low : let them haue chiefest place , 〈…〉 Sith by the lawes 〈◊〉 comm●n wealth doth runne his 〈…〉 And for that Lawes accoumpted are , eche where the chiefest staye : Let Lawiers then be principall , and first within my playe . But as for Judges now to iudge , Judges . my iudgement will nor saye : I wote full well , their prayse was spread by me this other daye . And Trueth it is , our Judgement seates such Uyrent beades possesse , As former dayes for men of choyse , had neuer such I guesse . What then ? no sort , no one degrée , no place , no function so Uprightly standes , but with the good some wicked weede doth growe . With vertues league , som vice doth lyuk and forme of godly v●w Oft equall makes with men of troth , some Hypocrites vntrue . I knowe friend Bertulph , s●we there be whose hands regarde no meede , Whose hartes Dye no deceypt at all , from whome no harmes proceede . And sure I am , when cause of troth , before such men is tryde , With simple troth , they Justice yéelde , and iustly do decyde . But nowe , although with these there syt no one that doth dissent Though all of them in publicque place doo sing Amesine lentent Yet vnderhande perhaps there are that nowe and then denoure The sugred sappe that Justice yeeldes : And where they lyst to lowre For spyte or gayne , or priuate wreke , there Justice course is stayde . And where they lyst to smoother troth , there , right is cleane dismayde . Such such there be ( or haue bin some ) who when they rule alone , When scope & course hath hoyst them vp and set them chiefe in Throne From Censors sight , and priuate made their swaye and supreme place : Then then they wring & wrong the right , then then they truth deface . Ah Bertulph , be there not thinke you , In place of Justice sette Some fained sortes of fawning Spreetes that course of Justice letts ? That frame a semblaunce sound and good , that iuste and holy seeme , ●nd yet in harte are fraught with guyle , and ofte vniustly deeme ? I feare I feare me falsehod lurkes in lappes of learned syse I feare me Nummus oft peruerts in some that go for wyse : So then , some chiefe and some besides so smally ponder me●de , That where they syt in common swaye , there , Justice doth procéede . But some againe where place hath made their powres distinct , I feare Of popish willes , through grut●h or gaine with much enorme do beare . And hence , from hence I feare me come these cryes of common sort That oft lament and oft affyrme their Judgement to be ●ort . One here be wayles his wofull case and wisheth him vnborne , Another cryes with wringing handes , alas , I am forlorne My sute thus long depended hath : The Lawe is on my syde , And yet in harde delayes I lye true Judgement to abyde . Another thus : be friended is , the Judge doth loue him well And me ( as poore and needie ) they doo dayly thus depell Two hundreth myles and more I come : My Wife at home ( alas ) Lyes with my Children halfe forepynde : ( O lamentable case . ) My goods are spent , which labor brought , through long and carefull toyle : The Lawe hath lyckt vp all my wealth for which I dyd turmoyle . Oh , I can haue no Law nor right , ne Money haue I nowe : I must go beg , my goodes be gone , to lyue I knowe not howe . These eares of mine abhorred haue , mine eyes haue wet my plants . My hart hath ye●nd in Judgement true , to see such wofull wants . T ys harde to saye , I le holde my peace . But if these playnts be true , Syr Nummus swayeth there with some , ( a woorthy cause to rue . ) But vnto him that highest syts , and sées eche secrete yll , With prayer I commytte the same , t'amende it at his wyll . And nowe to Lawiers that do parle , Practisers at the Law. and pleade in cause of right . To such as for syr Nummus wyll turne darknesse into lyght , And lyght into obscured sence , and arsiuersie turne eche thing : To such wyll I procéede as now , and to my matter bring . I wyll not speake of fine deuise , nor fowle deceyptfull clause , In Leases , wyls , and other lyke , but wresting of the Lawes And foding of the Clyent forth : for though that fraude abound , And though by falsely framing so , eche where are beggers founde : Yet I as nowe will blason forth , and geue you well to sée , Howe these men ioyne in matters false , retayned for a fée . And so for N●mmus long delays a poore and needy soule , To fleese and slea the simple wretche , to pylfer and to powle : To shred him cleane from all his wealth , and then perhaps ●elent , And ware full colde to ayde his right , when Nummus all is spent . Yea lykewise t ys in doubte with some , when Nummus so doth fayle , If they through brybe of thother syde , let not the sute to quayle . A Fée of Forma pauperis● no no it hath no sent . Such formall Fées finde smal reliefe they buy no lande ne rent . My friend ( therfore ) if you haue nought wherewith to see me styll But formes and showes , Take formes againe for Counsayle if you wyll . But what sayde I ? was promise made to paint such practise heere ? No no : If so , I must relent : Great matter doth appeare Therein : and therefore will I leaue them to the worldly vewe : I meane the false and subtil ones , I speake not of the true , Nor such as are affected well ( as many there are such Although the false in number doo excéede them very much . ) But well , go too ▪ this gotten good howe is it spent I praye ? Forsooth , no poore man must haue lande : for so wyll they assaye And practise , that in tyme they wyll gette all into their handes , And turne the poore men headlong forth of all both house and landes . A shame it were and great reproche to sée a poore man dwell , Or haue a house not farre from theirs : their Noses hate the smell . And long ( no doubt ) their Noses be , right mischeuous of Sent : For that which once was lande demeas●e , is holden nowe for rent . They smell it forth , though farre it be : they haue a vengeaunce hooke : Both Parsuage and ought besides they le haue by hooke or crooke . Their Princely Places stately be , their houses buylt for aye , Their Turrettes vp aloft are raysde , foundations déepe they laye , So thus ( no doubt ) and farre more yll , they let syr Nummus wagge , Reseruing still some mightie Masse to rust within the bagge , And here you sée what wayte they laye and eke what wayes they vse To get this pelfe : and gotten , sée how they the same abuse , The next are Petypractisers Ano●●●● and Petypractisers . and Petyfogging mates● Yea , Clarkes , Attorneyes , such of them as lyue of lewde debates , Eache honest calling towardes Lawe , so pressed is from Sise , That hardly can an honest man with honesty aryse . And twise as hardly may he stande , to stoppe eche strayned shyfte . Such force hath falsehood , more than truth , so deadly can they lyfte . What crewes of greedy griping crowes , what fowle infecting rowte . Good Lord , what store of gleaning Jacks dispersed are through out ? Can Lawes reliefe be easily got , or gotten , can't do ease , Where such great troupes of bribing fists must fyrst syr Nummus cease ? Of trueth such ●●aines , of truthles mates such heapes of monsters dwell Tweene playnts and fynall Judgements seate , that greater woes in hell If hell were as the Poets wryte , I thinke coulde not be felt . Care S●les haue ende , such chardge , such toyle , as make my harte to melt . But whence aryse these rauening rowtes ? whence spring they ? Sure from guyle And of disdaine to vulgare state , wherein their Parents toyle . Well , these be they , that what for tale and what for falsehod great , Doo taynt the Realme with stryfes , & stop the waye to Justice seate . That make the iuyce of Justice sowre , that turne the Lawes to wreake , That make true Judgement taste like gall , that nought but falsehod speake . That liue and lustily lashe out in purchase or in pride More largely then of Countrey States doth any State beside . But here to shew what prowling means , what pranckes this pylfring sort Doo vse to gette syr Nummus with , and so holde vp their porte : This this to doo , were to to harde . Naye , this were such a woorcke As if one only man should prease to fight against the Turcke . But greater , yea farre greater t' were to clense this Chanell cleane . I thinke Augaeus Oxestalles were to this a worcke but meane . I knowe good Judges haue begoonne and waded verie farre I knowe that some , to helpe these hurtes , right godly carefull are . But new found Clerckes and Officers so prease with might and mayne , That ( Hydra like ) one head cut of , for eary head springs twayne . Good Lord , & shall these wandring Spréets aye walcke abroade at wyll ? Shall Nūmus no where start , but streight these Catchpolles catch him styll ? Shall no mannes eye that lyues this day , beholde a better state ? Ah , out alas , and shall this rowte feede alwayes of debate ? Why then , what man shall lyue in peace ? whose porcion shall be fast ? Whose land and lyuing shall be frée where these men once are plast ? And where almost , or in what Soyle do not these Monsters swarme ? What coast frend Bertulph can you name where these men do not harme ? I knowe in this same calling are a sort of seemely Wights That lyue in peace , and further peace , that so their Countrey dights With sounde examples of good life , with Justice and with truth , That scarce from any state of men a better lyfe ensuth . And in this speache of mine , I meane and eke do comprehende Not only Clerckes and Practisers But also do intende That Counsaylers haue equall praise and higher praise in deede By howe much they in higher place and higher thinges proceede . But these , all these are nowe so matcht and ouerswayde with swarmes : That seeld and seldome can they helpe to keepe the good from harmes . I wishe to God some Theseus might giue a choppe or twayne And rather then these heads should stand , to choppe and choppe againe . Nowe , wheras Bertulph here perhaps you looke I should declare How this great Rabble rakes for coyne , and howe they Nummus snare : I tell you as I tolde you earst , this is too much for me : The pennes of twenty skilfull men for this would néedefull be . In briefe , yet thus I dare affyrme that these superfluous traynes In Lawyers state , vse fowle deceytes t' inlarge their priuate gaynes , Which gotten once , is lewdly spent in pompe and prowde araye , To whose fowle rapine séely wightes are ofte and ofte a praye . I leaue them as I lefte the rest , I touche and go my wayes . This short discourse shewes well enough howe here syr Nummus swayes . Finis .
The thyrde Satyr . ADuert we nowe who else there be Paule . that grasping gape for gaine , And let vs place them in the cue amongst this gréedy traine . Phisitions Phisitions . take the seconde roome , for worthy so they be : They stately stalcke , and beare a port in London now we see . With reuerence and worship great , with cap and eake with knee , Wee must beseche his Maistership our Patient to see , And what of this ? will this suffice ? No : Nummus doth the deede , Vnguentum Aureum or such lyke will make him'runne with speede . Go Symon go , or Gilbert else , go cast my footecloth on ? No néede to byd to Doctor go , he will be gone anon . And when hée s there , with solempne face and graue deuised porte He frames his talke for to perswade or else for to dehorte As lykes him best : he both can doo , and both so finely frame , That Nummus shall be nymmed streight , O passing pretie game ? Who would not blushe to sée such frawde , and such fine framed knacks ? Who would not hate the falsehoode vyle of these so pieuish Jackes ? And ( soothly if I should affirme ) I heare so much deceat Of theirs in progging after gaine , as tongue can not repeat . And ( as of course ) I doo demaunde howe they doo spend the same ? Forsooth , I heare no good they doo : No man can iustly blame Or ought accuse them of good déedes . But this my selfe can saye , That most thereof that I sée spent , is on apparell gaye . For but of late , ene thus I heard a worthy Doctor say : My matters frame not as I would , I le worke some other way . I see these wéedes be not to weare . I le henceforth so prouide , That I will haue a pretie Nagge about the Towne to ride . I le haue a footecloath , and each thing belonging to the same : My felow Doctor hath the lyke , and passing flyes his name . A Gowne with graundcape will I haue , a swinging Ueluet Cap , A Coate according verie braue : and then i ft be my hap , With mighty lookes , and learning such as God hath giuen mée , I le hooke syr Nummus to my handes , and make the Ruddockes flee For feare almost into my purse . I le leaue my simple gate , I le rather frame my selfe to ride lyke one of high estate . And what ? were these but scoffing words ? Yes sure , hée ( earnest bent ) Hath so purueyde , that now he hath euen all for that intent . And thus you sée with how great care they séeke t' enrich their store , You sée the pride that they mayntaine through this excessiue lore . And ( well I wote ) none other meanes of spence at all I sée , But only such as wicked are : ( if any else there be . ) Wherefore , it séemes they hoorde it vp and hyde it from the Sunne : They couer't close , and lock it fast tyll more thereto be wonne , They giue small almes as I can heare , for beggars barcke apace , And say that they of all men woorst relieue their wofull case : Their pride is great , and high they looke for feare of waxing lowe : They le giue no place to any man where ere they hap to go . I well recorde a pretie tale alluding to a truthe : I force not much to tell it you . Harke how the same ensuthe ? Once hapt it ( through a fowle mischance ) A Ciuilian , or a Canonist , or both . that great debate did ryse Betweene a Doctor in the Law ( for so th' example lyes ) And Doctor ( eke ) of Phisick , who should haue the vpper hande In each assembly where they met to walke , to syt or stande . The Lawyer layed for him selfe and sayde well to the case , Phisition dyd full wisely to and with a goodly grace : Alledging well ( euen both of them ) lyke handsome learned men . But nought could be agreed vpon . So fell the matter then , That they vnto the Pretor would for to decyde the same . They made relation of the case and finely gan it frame . The Pretor when he heard the dolts contend about a Straw , Was soone content to iudge the same , and askte the man of Law Who went vnto the Gallowes first , the Hangman or the Thiefe ? Who formost was of both them two and which was there the chiefe ? The Hangman quoth the Lawyer tho , for he doth kyll the man : The Hangman he must go before , the Theefe must follow ▪ Than Quoth Pretor harke . This is my minde and iudgement in the case . Phisition he must go before , and Lawyer giue him place . Why then ( quoth Bertulph ) by your tale Bertulph . Phisitions men doo kyll . And Lawyers liue by robbing men , and so their Cofers fyll . Whereby with pride emboste they swell , and whereby ( raging ) they T'advaunce themselues to honors type vnlawfull meanes assay . Yea sure ( quoth Paule ) and so they doo Paule . a number of them now . But as for our Phisitions , their cunning knoweth how Aswell to kyll , Such are the euyll sort . as to purloyne : they are expert in all . And force not ( so that Nummus come ) which way their staffe doo fall , One hath a Potion for to serue A Potion to cure all kinde of diseases and grief●● . and cure eche kinde of griefe , Hée le sell a quart for fortie pence . This fellow is the chiefe And finest chylde in casting of mens waters when they néede . Hée le byd the healthy get him home and make his Wyll with speede . Although he liue from that tyme long , without all kinde of paine . Hée le make him doubt and dread his life , and all for filthy gaine . † † Carnifitia potius Medici quàm no●●ne dig●● . He wyll perswade that men haue lyu'de in whordome and excesse , Where neuer raigned fond affect , and whoredome much the lesse . Another is so Doltlyke séene and learnedly beguylde , That when he seeth your vrine , he wyll say you be with childe Although you be a man : for sur● but hittie missie he And so full many of them play , so Bussardlike they be . O Paule , quoth Bertulph , giue mée leaue to interrupt you here . For by your patience , I le requite the tale you tolde whyle ere . Content quoth Paule ( and with good wyll ) I am right well apayde To heare thy tale : my talke shall cease tyll thou thy minde haue sayde . There dwelt ( somtime ) where I was born Bertulph . a perfite cunning man , A good Phisition well beseene : and so it happed than , That he should ryde abroade to see a Patient of his . He had a man that roade with him ( a ioly Knaue ywis . ) The Doctor draue his Horse apace and roade with mery cheere . He longed sore to see the place where Nummus should appeere . But as he pricked forth in haste , by chaunce he did espie A sort of Felons in a Carte adiudged there to die . And musing what the prease should meane , he sent his man with speede . To knowe the cause of all the crowde : his man performde the deede . And posting , soone he did perceyue the Theeues to hanging prest . He turnd his Horse at sight thereof : To flye , he thought it best . And so he dyd with sturdie pace , He gallopt on his way . And as a man halfe skarde , he fled as nought might make him stay . His Maister lowdly askte the cause why he dyd ryde so fast . O Maister saue your selfe ( quoth he ) I vize you make good haste . The Doctor swallowde vp with feare , spurde Cut and made away . And tyll he came within a myle , his Horse did neuer stay . But when hée came vnto himselfe , be called backe his man And him demaunding cause of griefe , the fellowe thus began . O Maister , thanke we God ( quoth he ) for this our good escape : Else surely had we swinged both within an hempen Tape . For yonder , where the prease was so , I sawe thrée handsome men Which for the death of only one , were to be hanged then . But when I sawe that they ( for one ) were all adiudgde to dye , No neede to byd mée haste me thence , no neede to byd mee flye : For well I wyst , if you were séene which haue a number slaine , You should haue bene trust vp in haste and neare returnde againe . The Doctor being thus informde , knew not what best to say . He thought as chyldish him to take and lightly him to way . Wyse man you are no doubt , ( quoth he ) the Uicar of saint Fooles Go shriue you : for you haue bene taught in some well learned schooles . Shrewde foole quoth Paule , I warrant you , Paule but fooles and chyldren oft Doo tell the truth : for all men know their tongues are very soft . But well , no doubte , yet some there be in London ( whome I know ) That both do gette syr Nummus well , and well the same bestowe . That leade no doubt a vertuous lyfe , and lyue in Godly feare : That goodes to get by meanes peruerse at all times wyll forbeare . Of those I haue not talcked here , nor of the honest sort . But such as ( galled ) seeme to kicke , herein I doo exhort To kéepe their patience when they sée their faults reproued heere . For sure I am that in my tale gainst good doth nought appeere . And so I leaue them to the Lorde , and bid them all adue . My tongue in order must recorde such things as do ensue . Finis .
The fourth Satyr . THapothecarie here I leaue , Apothecaties & Surg●ons . Paule . which so for Nummus ●ugges , That he the people noyes with pelfe , and filthy stincking drugges . So let I passe the Surgeon , who with his fowle deceyte , Doth hooke syr Nummus to his handes and takes him at receyte . The pelting patches will presume to practise Phisick , and Will minister lyke learned men in places of the Land. Let go such Squibs : I know them not . Yet people do complaine : And well I wote , they vse such wayes for meare intent to gaine . A rablement of raskall Roges as if weeld harrow hell , I thinke we should not finde the lyke in Plutoes house to dwell . But let them packe , I le passe them ore . Perhaps there many be Both honest , good , and expert men , they shall goe by for me . And now I le turne me to my tale , and ( as my course doth tende ) To euyll sort of Marchaunt men March●●● men . the sequele wyll I bende . Let s see ( I praye ) howe they turmoyle and fixe their whole intent To catche syr Nummus by the coate . Let 's see how they be bent And sole addicted vnto gaine . One runnes me to the Indes , To Gynnie , Spaine , and Calecut : Not the deede but the inte●● is to be misliked . where he such chaffare findes , As ( there although it cost him small ) wyll bring him here a pounde : Yea , ten perhaps , or else they lye which in such welth abounde . Another skuds me ore the Seas , and fully fraught with toyes , He brings them into London , where a●length he welth enioyes . The people are so fondly bent , they le chaunge their Cheese for chalck . And for such pelting pienish trashe , the yle let good chaffare walck . O foolishe , ●ueros pue rilia decent . fonde and doltishe momes , oh men deuoyde of wit , O Capons cramde with barly corne : howe farre are stones vnfit For such pyld palting pieuish Cockes ? howe yll bestowde is welth On such new fangled fondish foltes A Foole wyll not giue his hable for the Tower of London . which chaunge the same for pelth ? One bringes mee ore a painted Priest , another bringes a Nunne , And shops are fraught with toyes , wherewith are English people wonne . Another grounded well in wealth , ( acquainted with the guyse ) Doth bring vs in such daynties , as the man can best deuise . Some else there be , and many such ( chiefe Marchaunts in the Towne ) That for our Peacocks plumes doo bring and sylcks the streame adowne : They knowe the Lawes doo lymit where ▪ and what such should be worne , And they such Lawes to execute , haue eftsoones office borne . And yet for that their gaine is such and wealth so great therby , They must forbeare , and wincking walk . The Lawes must lawlesse lye : And Uarlets vaunt about the streate , lyke men of high estate : Their Hosen strowting forth with silcke , and plumes vpon their pate . The Raskalles now must roame abroade lyke men of honest port : And Strumpets stately in attire lyke Ladies must resort To places where them selues thinke best without all kinde of doubt : They customde are about the Towne and shall be borne out . It seemeth so vndoubtedly : for nothing is amended . Although the Lawes haue sharply set and punishment extended . Nowe , other some vagaries fetch abroade I wote ner where , And they bring in most pleasaunt spice Such as bring them in for intent aforesayde are to be blamed . with Hops and other geare : These make fine mouthed Gentlemen . For who but Marchaunts now ? Who wallow more in wealth than they lyke péeres I wote ●er how ? Yea , I speake not of the trade but of the corruption of who are they but Marchauntmen that haue the costly fare ? Who now in banquets with these men are able to compare ? For such straunge store of diuers meates the trade & abuse of the same . and dishes finely wrought ? Who hath the lyke ? no man besides . Welnigh it costes them nought . They sell so deare and take such gaine , that well they may afoorde To set fine Marchpanes and such lyke vpon their seruaunts boorde . Thus may we sée these kinde of men how they for Nummus prodde : A man would thinke that soothly they take Nummus for a Godde . They labor so with might and maine , they so besturre their stumpes . Although they haue money in such price , yet euyll gotten goodes shall be ill spent . They exercise such ackward wayes to bring it in by lumps . They scratch , they scrape , they mise , they muse at night when they should rest . They searche their senses and bethinke howe to obteyne it best . And ah alas , some do deuise to let it out for gaine : Such gaine as at the length will bring to them infernall paine . And ( not content with fowle deceyt that they in sale do vse ) Some of them do in lone alas their countrymen abuse . Let Preachers crye and tell them o●t , but nothing will preuayle : They flocke , they floute , and iest at it . They bid them kisse their tayle . They haue no shame , but ( brasen fasde ) they stick not it to call A lament●●ble ca●● . A gainesome Occupation . And so the people fall From honest state , to plaine banckrowte through such their Wooluish wayes . The Commons neare were so opprest as in these wofull dayes . They hooke , they hawke for Nummus so , they cogge , they foyst and powle , They lay such snares by broking meanes , that thus they Nummus towle . A thousande meanes sinistre , they account and call exchaunge , Although thereby be men vndone : the case is verie straunge . And wofull t ys no doubt to sée how lightly they do way Th' account which must be made by them to God another day . They are right wise in worldly wytte : surpassing is their braine . But oh , they do applie the same to nothing else but gaine . And when they haat , how is it spent ? Attende a whyle , and you Shall haue it layde before your eyes and set vnto the vew . This day , my Lorde his speciall friende must dyue with him ( no naye ) His Partners , Friendes and Aldermen : wherefore he must puruaye Both Capon , Swan , and Her●shoe good , fat Bit●ure , Larcke and Quayle ? Right Plouer , S●ype , and Woodcock fine with Curlew , Wype and Rayle : Stoneti●ets , Teale , and Pecteales good , with Busterd fat and plum , Fat Pheasaunt Powt , and Plouer base for them that after come . Stent , Stockard , Stampine , Tāterueale , and Wigeon of the best : Puyt , Partrich , Blackbirde and fat Shoueler with the rest . Two Warrants eke he must prouide to haue some Uenson fat . And meanes hée le make for red Déere too , ( there is no nay of that . ) And néedefully he must prouide ( although we speake not o●t ) Both Peacock , Crane , and Turkicock , and ( as such men are wont . ) He must foresee that he ne lacke colde bakemeates in the ende : With Custards , Tarts , and Florentines , the bancquet to amende . And ( to be short and knit it vp ) he must not wanting sée Straunge kindes of fysh at second course to come in their degrée . As Porpesse , Seale and Salmond good with Sturgeon of the best And Turbot , Lobster , with the lyke to furnish out the feast . All this they le haue , and else much more , sydes Marchpane and gréene Cheese , Stewde wardens , Prunes , & sweete conserues with spiced Wine like Lées . Gréeneginger , Sucket , Suger Plate , and Marmaladie fine : Blauncht Almonds , Peares and Ginger bread . But Peares should we assigne And place before ( as méete it is ) at great mens boordes : for why , Rawe fruites are first in seruice styll , Else Seruing men doo lye . But now me thinkes , one quips me vp and spurs a question héere . He sayes ( forsooth ) that I mislike to haue men kéepe good chéere . In déede , the stomack ouerchardgde and man full gorgde with meate , Doth make the minde and inwarde man vnfit for reasons seate . For chaunge no doubt annoyes the man , and meate not well indewde , Doth make the same scant halfe a man it reason be renewde . And what of this ? shoulde this reformde , house kéeping now depell ? No sure , for hospitalitie becomth them very well . But that this chéere is alway such , I plainely do deny . Some feast great men for frendship sake , and let the poore go by . They rather do ot to oppresse the poore , and by such friendship got , The poore haue nought within their hands which they get to them not . For what through frendship welth & force no one enioyes the thing , That ( if they lyke ) some will not soone into their clouches bring . But goods yll gote , are euyll spent . And howe can they bestowe Their welth on poore and Preachers true Which through deceyt did growe ? No f●e , t' were shame and fowle reprochs t' aue beggers at their borde : An 't seemes ( some think ) all yll bestowde that 's spent t' encrease Gods worde . For ( worse then this ) some cannot byde t' aue beggers at their gate , Nor not repine when Preachers lyue in meane and simple state . O Labirinths of lothsome lust , O hellish humane harts , O beastly belching bely gods that thus their store conuarts : O lumpishe Luskes , that lieffer had to haue of Uiands store : To winne the Rytchman , then to féede the begger at their dore . O stony harts , that more estéeme a Monckey tyde with chaine , Then their poore brother , for whose sake Christe Jesus sufferde paine . O wicked Wights of wooluish kinde , which so the Lambes denowre , And cranckly cram themselues with spoyls of needy soules each howre . And ( more then this : ) for how doth walck Sir Nummus day by daye ? How trudgeth it to buy the Wife and Daughter fine arraye ? They must not go as other doo . Wherefore , they must deuise To haue them knowne from common sort by some newfangled guise . T' is méete therefore , as they do not with courtlyke Dames compare , Euen so they should from townish wiues their garments new repaire . And so ( forsooth ) his wife must haue prepared out of hand , Gaye garments of the finest stuffe that is within the land . She must haue Partlet , Square & Lace , with Chaine about hir neck : She must haue costly kinde of chaunge , and all thinges at hir beck . Hir Daughter also must be clad well lyke a Ladies féere , And all to walcke about the streate with hir true Louer déere . What tho ? Forsooth , she must not wed but with some wealthie man , And one that must be grounded rych , though honest when he can . And thus I say ( aswell t' is séene ) fayre Par●ell must be pranckt And walcke at wyll : whereby it haps oft tymes that she is banckte . And all through meanes euen of hir Sire which so consumes his good , And ioyes therein , more then to giue the hungrie wretch his foode . Chaunce some men sée good déedes they do . But in good sooth not I ( Though many naught ) can vnderstand . T' were sinne on them to lye . And nowe , as some you sée to scrape by vyle sinistre wayes : So may you sée them spend as yll in these our later dayes . I meane for so much as they spend , But well haue we to weete , Their hoording and their Chesting vp is all as farre vnmeete As this their spence and filthy trade , as this their prowling guise , As this their building all for gaine and profite to aryse : As this their hatefull vyle contempt of poore and needy Wights : As this their robbing and their stealth . As these their sinfull slights . The poore complaine and wanting , crye through hunger halfe forepinde : And some through want , about them haue their fainting breath resignd . And yet their Cofers farced lye . Their Bags are filde at full . But wote you what ? it is reseru'de For Tib his pretie Trull , And Dick his Boy that dappart ladde : which for his sake , perchaunce Euen both of them , when he is gone , wyll make syr Nummus daunce . But alwayes this is not the cause of such their spitefull hoord . For certs I thinke they neuer looke at all to come aboord In crooked Charons vgly Boate : Or else perhaps they thinke ( As long they haue ) the Pope shall purge and saue them all for thinke . And in the meane time weene they best to couer't close and fine , And bring more too t , t' encrease the heape . This iudgement is of mine . Else thinges amisse , before exprest , should nere so yll remaine , But soone they would reforme them well and make them streight againe . Which so to do , God graunt them grace . And clense their fylthie mindes : That Auarice maye once decay which so their body bindes , And subiect makes to vyle deuise , to Usurie and deceate , That naught they are , and wyll persist tyll grace do blow retreate . I ende with them : protesting styll I touch no good man héere , But such as through these words of mine shall wrathfull bent appéere . For sure I am that many iust , and men vpright remaine , Exempted from this talke of mine . Who neuer yet with staine Or spot of beastly Usurie or vile notorious vice , Were once corrupted or infect . which are discrete and wise . And ( truth it is ) they nill disdaine at this troth telling tale . And for the rest , let them adue , my tongue must further vale . Finis .
The fift Satyr . T Is straunge to sée what small account men nowe a dayes do make : How slightly they let slip the paine of Brimstone burning lake . How fondly they perswade them selues ( at least how they suppose ) That griesly death shall neuer strike . That ey●e shall neuer close . O sottish sinfull brittle age . O mad and blockish Mome . O doltish foole , and wilfull wretch that here dost hope for home And dwelling aye vnto thy selfe . Howe art thou wilfull blinde ? I tell thee , I , thou hence shalt flit lyke dust blowne forth with winde . Let wearish wimpled age growe on : let head be hoarie white , And olde be thou : yet at the last blackwinged death shall smite . But what is he can promise heere him selfe to liue a day ? No doubt not one . Death vnawares shall take our life away . And when we thinke vs surest , then most often doth he strike . O then why do we lyngre on to sleepie sluggerds lyke ? O , why should men thus mucker vp such falsely gotten gaine ? Or why should they by wicked wayes seeke wealth for to obtaine ? But soft a while , Banckrowtes . what neede these words ? as good to bolde my peace : For loe how Banckrowts ginne for gaine to put them selues in prease . Shall fraude lye hid vnfriended now ? Shall fowle Deceyt be gon ? Shall Wylie want ? No , barcke a while , and you shall heare anon . Some men there be that beare a porte , and liue lyke to the best . That feast , the flow , that chop , that chaunge , and practise with the rest . That Office beare , I haue made a dyfference betweene the wilfull and the contrarie . and worthy seeme through welth to weelde the charge . That saue , that spende , & bargaines make , that keepe their trade at large . That warte worke , and winde to them good credite in the ende . That get such friendes as wyll not stick a thousand pound to lende . Oft more oft lesse : almost as much as they can well demaunde . For why , their credite now is such , that they may men commaunde . But what of this ? Euen this forsooth . They le shut vp doore anon , They le giue vp office , trade and all : farewell , they will be gone . When they haue gote the most they can , they wyll become banckrowte , They wyll no longer styfeled be amongst the honest rowte . They can no longer byde the trade which honest men do vse . They keepe at home amongst their bags , They le honesty refuse . They le lurking lye lyke Theefe in denne , lyke Drane vpon the spoyle . They le grease their lips , & fat their paunch , with honest Marchaunts toyle . O dreyrie dregges of dampishe caue , O fowle infernall fiendes , O tryple stinged Uipers broode , O hagges of hellishe mindes . O Cyctops such as styll deuoure the sheepe of forreine foldes , O brockish beastes with rauine gorgde : that lurcke within their holdes . Shall duskie drosse of Dytis ca●e denie infecting death ? Shall Oreus spare with skalding skortch to noye their vitall breath ? No sure , the pitchie burning pit , and Limboes flaming Lake Shall yolpe them vp , except they yéelde the goodes which they did take . Or else to powre requite the same , But this they neuer thinck : For marck how they do still bestowe this beastly gotten chinck . And here I must aduertise you that some besides there bee Which oft by meanes becom banckrowte ( as dayly we may see . ) For some exceede and so abounde in Epi●ureous fare , That so at length they banckrowte be and bring them selues full bare . And othersome through great excesse and prowde surpassing charge , In braue arraye do bring them selues into Cock lorrels Barge . When ere sawe you their Dames so nice , and wines so richly clad ? When winst yo● Women ere so proude , or Husbandes ere so mad ? O where are Matrones now become ? O where are Husbands graue ? Where are the Wiues that tooke such care their honesty to saue ? Woulde Matrones walcke or Wiues discreet with syluer shining browes From streat to streat ? no , rather they would kéepe within their howse . Would Matrons skud to common games and prancke in earle prease ? No , t ys to vyle , I loath to tell . I le therefore holde my peace . T ys this , t ys this , the Banckrowts breede . This brings the wife yll name . The husband thus is bare through spence , and wife naught by the same . And nowe you see a difference twéene him that banckrow●e is Of vyle intent , and him that falles through great excesse of his . But both of these perhaps a lyke by fraude haue Nummus gote , Though both in care and wanting pine syng not lyke dolefull note . And now● , ( as to my promise made at fyrst when I began ) I le place syr Nummus caught by Foole● Fooles and Roysters . and Roysters now and than . A wise man dyes , and welthy leaues his sonne in goodes and lands . The young man ( when he is of age ) takes all into his handes . And streight to Court , or Innes of Court , he goes to leade his lyfe ) Where franck he is , and youthfull bent for why , haas Nummus ryfe . Or else , if not : So he ban lande or ought that 's Money worth , He shall not want of Marchauntmen fine silcks to set him forth . Nor Money will they stick at all to lende him at his néede . As long as ought he doth possesse , they le neuer cease to feede My yonker and yong Maister so . And he ( when once he sees The bridle layde vpon his necke ) is loath much time to léese . For why , he wisht it long before : And sith he doth espie The matter wholy in his handes , why should he longer lye Lyke blunt John Whoball all at home ? No fie , hee le haste him now . Both lybertie and Chinck ynough himselfe he will allow . And streightway ( else the world is hard ) He meetes with Copesmates , such As to exalt and set him forth , at all will nothing grutch . And hée forsooth must foremost be in euery braue attempt . Who eare be one , yong Maister must at no time he exempt . Hée le be the chiefe within the Masks and chiefe in bancquet : hée Shall syt exalted to the Sunne , Euen to the tenth degrée . And now and then ( else scapes he well ) hee le haue a spyrt at Dice . He wantes no mates to bring him too 't by slight and fine deuice . He must haue walkinges in the night : he must be braue and fine . He must be of the hoygh no doubt . He neuer must repine Although it be to sit it oute all night in costly game . And ( more then this ) he must not stick to paye for all the same . And when he seemely seemeth once , and thinks well of himselfe , Then , then no doubt he is stird vp to spende this noysome pelfe . And then ( I saye ) with posting speede he must be gaylie dect In colours of his Ladie , and therein not ●ught neglect That 's incident to euery sute : Of chaunge he must haue store , And frame himselfe full scatly then to euery lusty lore . And doubtlesse then he is so drownde in pleasure and in pride , That nought at all may him withdrawe : It hath bene often tride . Yea , though at length he féele great smart through that he made away : Yet is his minde so hawtie then , that he can make no stay . For wo●e you what , vse custome brings , and yong●er thus doth say : Shall I make spare whyle ought is left and so lyue wanting ? Naye , It were a shame and great reproche , if I that euer haue As yet lyu'de lyke a Gentleman , should now lyue like a slaue . And so my chylde no chaungling is , tyll all be spent and gone : And till his mates him needie leaue and comfortlesse alone . From which time forth if ought he haue , whereof may Nummus ryse : He will lyue shi●ting til 't be gone . Then forth of Towne he flyes And kéepes the high way side ( perchaunce ) to lyue by theft and spoyle : Till Tyborne twitch him by the neck and Hangman giue the foyle . So that 's the ende of all his wealth and ending of the man . But goods perhaps were euill gote : and who can maruaile than Though that the same were all consumde in filthy vaine exspence ? And who will doubt that gallowes should such Dingthrifts recompence ? But one thing I do here lament and t ys most wicked sure , T ys noysome , vyle and beastly trade , yet most of all in vre . A Gentleman his childe doth sende t' apply his studies here , With hope to haue him do the same as daylie doth appere . The youth oft tymes declyneth streight as apt to youthly guise : And sets his minde to make him braue with all he may deuise . The Citizen when that he sées the bruite so brauely bent , Doth closely search the yong mans state , and learnes the whole extent Of all his possibilitie , which knowne , he will not spare For friendship sake vnto the same of loane to let his ware . The yong man hauing welth at wyll and all thinges at request , Byds booke adue , and cuts it out as brauelie as the best . How vyle this is , let all men iudge . how oft it comes to passe , The yongmen brought to naught therby , are witnesses alas . Oh , where is loue or feare of God ? Wher 's faith for to be found ? Wher 's friendship , truth and honestie ? Where doth not Fame resound The beastly pranckes of wicked men ? Wher 's one that thinks of God ? Wher 's one that doubts or feareth ought the sharpnesse of his rod ? How few be there that tread the pathes or trace Dame vertues steps ? How many rather be there now that quite from vertue leps ? O wofull case : the best almost do much account it now If they from vile notorious faultes at any time do bow . How talke our tatlers of the truth and Scripture still discusse ? How lyue they quite contrarie yet for all their talking thus ? How earnest bent are men as now to heare the worde of God ? ( I meane professors of the trueth . ) How farre yet liue they od ? They crie Lord Lord , and God be praysde : but streight within an howre , That heate of theirs is colde as stone . Such heate hath made them sowre . O thou good God and Father kinde : were not thy mercies great , Thou wouldst destroy these men with fire from thy supernall seat . O heauenlie Prince of glorie : and O thou alone Iehoue , Thou God of grace , oh louing Christ , yond whome we can not roaue Or raunge aright : yond whome no man can perfite blisse attaine : Thou only one , and all in one , yond whome doth nought remaine : Giue grace vnto thy wandring sheepe . Fetch home the same againe , Sith blood of thine hath them redéemde from sharpe infernall paine . Graunt graunt ( O God ) thy holy spréete to guide , defend and kéepe All such as in most lothsome sinne , are yet not falne sléepe . Saue thine elect from noysome trade of worldly minded men : Let not the custome of the worlde their lyfe with vices blen . From place to place , from streat to streat , from house to house , alas : Yea , and well nigh from man to man doth sinfull lyuing passe . Not words preuaile , nor preaching ought , can turne the peoples harts : No kinde of thing can moue their minds . O , death is their desarts , O , Hell their hire , and burning flame , is guerdon of their déedes : No one almost in hart doth beare the true repentaunt séedes . O , horror doth possesse my heade , And whyle through towne I trace , Deepe cutting cares annoy my hart . to see such want of grace . No sparckle , iote or small remaine , no signe of godly feare , No badge at all of christen men doth any person weare Or kéepe almost throughout the Towne , O , what a case is this , Not one to finde that feareth God , but all to do amisse ? And all to wander from good lyfe ( full few alas exempt ) And all to worke that wicked is and beastly vile attempt ? O God , howe often do I wishe to be deuided cleane From all the dealings in the worlde , and to God only leane ? How often do I seeke some trade , and solitarie lyfe . How fayne would I depart the place where sinnes be now so ryfe . The world doth tempt , & nought remains in his due practise now : Eche kinde of trade corrupted is , alas , I know not how . Nothing almost is exercisde without some vile deceyt : Fraude , falsehood , theft and pilfring , oft in matters are of weyght . The worldings wéene & thinke no doubt there is none other place But ground and graue , and so they runne and kéepe their woonted race . What helpen teares or wayling griefe ? what ought at all preuayles Gods worde sincere ? They kéepe theyr course : they haue set vp theyr sayles Of deadly sinnes and hatefull hellish lyfe . They runne and will not stay . They keepe themselues in darksom holes . They hate to see the day . Looke looke throughout their dealings all , and you shall nothing finde But couen , craft , and fylthy lore . They haue good lyfe resignde . Let s sift & searche our selues throughout . Let s rippe our inwarde man : Let 's way our selues euen with our selues . And we shall see vs than , And finde our selues but drosse and death and fowle infected Swine . Most vgsome snapes , and creatures , such as I can not define , What faith in bargaines can be found ? What store of othes must bee In eche compact ? And yet in ende what falsehod do we sée ? Not Marchaunt vseth onely fraude : nor men of greatest méede . But eche one now that bargaine makes , hath falsehod in his déede . How oft and daylie haps it now that chyldren do begin Where Parents ended , and do ende where Parents did begin ? The parents beggers first began , They ende great men of wealth , The sonne begins a welthy man : and endes his lyfe by stealth , Or wofull wanting simple state . How oft comes this to passe ? T ys daylie seene of common course . it happ●●● still alas . Shall welth that 's woonne by fraude , be kept ? shall riches such descende From heire to heire ? No no , such welth shall quickly haue an ende . It cannot bide , nor prosper well . But who doth that regarde ? Who yet for welth most vyle deceyt at any tyme hath sparde ? No one well nighe : ( the world is such . ) And here doth come to minde The passing pride in common sort which now eche where we finde . Such is their rage , and fowle affect , that though their bellies want : Their backs must brauely clothed be : apparell nothing scant . For what cause else they do reserue eche where the Saboth day , But for to iette about the streates in passing braue array ? The welthy sort excéede their state , and meane degrée the same : The common sort wyll do the lyke . So all goes out of frame : And Roysters ruffle all about and tosse the Bylbow blade , And to maintaine such vyle excesse , beholde what shifts be made ? Such cogging , foysting , cossening : such fylching , theft and guile : Such pelting , pylfring , pieuish drifts , as are almost to vyle And beastly to be named once . I le therefore silent bée : For sure I am such lyfe of theirs all men may plainly sée . Ther 's brothel baytes , & whoring dennes : Ther 's lurcking strumpets lodge : Ther 's stuffe echewhere for lusty Swash for Simkin , Dick , and Hodge . Looke looke the Lanes about the Towne , and search eche corner through : And you shall finde I doubt not I of broken ware ynough : Corrupt at least much seemes to be : so brightly shine the browes , So prickt & pranckt , so lyckt and trimde is Banckrowtes pretie spowse . Search Tauernes through , and typling bowres , eche Saboth day at morne : And you shall thinke this geare to be ene too too much forborne . Take care a whyle to vew the Skowtes , and wanton walking trulles : And you shall sée howe suffraunce nowe good lyfe awayward pulles . What should I saye ? Marke eche where well , and you shall vnderstande And plainely sée how sinne is sparde and cloked vnder hande . What else but gaine and Money gots Beare bayting●on the Saboth day . maintaines each Saboth day The bayting of the Beare and Bull ? What brings this brutish play ? What is the cause that it is borne , and not controlled ought , Although the same of custome be , on holy Saboth wrought ? Now sure I thinke t ys gaine or spite , gainst good and godly lyfe : It seemes it is t'ynuegle men , whyles Gods worde is so ryfe : I cannot any where perceyue where gaine is gotten well : I can not sée where well t ys spent . I thinke no man can tell Or iustlie saye , here goeth one ( for most part now I meane ) That iustly lyues and leades his lyfe : that doth to vertue leane . But well , to God I leaue this geare . I haue bene somewhat long : I le turne my tale to other talke : I le sing some other song . Finis .
The syxt Satyr . WHat think you ( Bertulph ) of this place Powles Church abused . ( this Church of Powles I meane ) How thinke you of th' abuses here , In talke and tales vncleane , In fearefull oathes and vile compacts , in vaine expence of winde , In vilely spending tyme therein , in ydle chat to finde Men occupyde at prayer time , and other tymes vnmeete , In toyes , and diuers noysome trades ? ( As thou thy selfe dost wéete . ) And soothly tell mée , what thou déemst , and how it séemes to thée , In place reseru'de to heare Gods worde , such Chaos vyle to sée ? Of truth , Bertulph . to shew my minde therin ( at least what I haue seene ) The tyme ( as now ) wyll not permit : t ys to farre spent I weene . Againe , sith you haue well begonne of Nummus to intreate , T' were pitie ( sure ) that want of tyme should let you to repeate Such things againe with briefe discourse , of well proposed Theame : Returne therfore , and make some ende of this thy faithfull dreame . And I at else appointed time ( for time it doth demaunde ) Will nothing fayle , in eche respect , wherein you shall commaunde . Well , well ( quoth Paule so shall it be . Paule . I le ende my tale begonne . I le not be long : giue silent eare , the same shall soone be donne . And now , besides the great abuse that I whileare did name , Here in this Temple ( day by daye ) themselues do likewise frame A number of our foraine Feeres Gentlemen . and men of grounded welth , Our cawtie countrey Gentlemen to wyn this noysome pelth . The fertile soyle that foyson bringes of goodly sheaued graine , The Medow ground that plenty yéeldes of Haye through little paine , And ranckly springing pasture , which doth fat the fleesed sheepe , Will not suffice their greedy mindes , nor them contented keepe . Not gaine inough by gainsome trade , to them will now arise , Nor welth inough can quench their thirst : too much will not suffise Or stay their lust : styll lust they more . Not highly raysed rents Not lofty fines can humors purge , nor extreame whole extents Can fyll their hungrie gaping gulles , nor staunch their fowle desire . They are so fell , that more they haue , the more they do require . Their Graundsires great , of long time since , their Auncestors of yore , With sole reuenewes of their lands , haue maintainde euermore Right worthy portes , forgetting nought the stay of their good name : Well gote they welth , in bountie , and well spent they still the same . They neuer ( most of them I meane ) encrocht on neighbors ground , Nor ere inclosde vniustly ought , They lyu'd within the bound Of Charitie and reasons lawe , contented with their owne . They fedde within their Tedure still : fowle fraude was then vnknowne . At least the fraude that 's nowe in vre . They neare enhaunst their rentes , Nor found such beastly practises as this vyle age inuents . Their own suffisde : they sought no more , they lyu'de well of the same : Yet lyu'de they not vnto themselues , as their successors frame . They well could byde that beggers should haue comfort at their gate : They were content , though that they dwelt by men of meane estate . But now not so . That Age is spent , and Charitie withall : These men are not contented now : to spoyle eche one doth fall . They racking stretch their liuing so : such wooluish wayes they frame , That through fine force , & pilfring shifts , twise doubled are the same . And double twise decayed yet howsekeping is no doubt . They liue lyke Misers to them selues . Their neighbours rounde about Of poore estate may not approche nor come within their gates : Sometimes perhaps for fashion sake they doe inuite their Mates , And such as doe the lyke to them : or else by whome dooth ryse Some hope of gayne or getting ought . And thus their bountie lyes . But this not all : for wote you what ? They shame not now to say That beggers doe so eate them vp , that they no longer maye Be able to keepe ope their doores , nor howsekeping maintaine . Perhaps they sée some other trade where lyes some greater gaine . And soe they doe , for when they haue once gotten to their handes By purchase , fraude , and subtile meane their néedy neighbours landes About them rounde ( whereby of trueth they come to great decaye ) Then shut they doores & howsehold breake they turne their men away . And hither come they tag and ragge : here must the gaine be had : Here be their charges verie slight : yet pelting twise as bad As eare it was . The Countrie house is broken vp through charge , The lands are let , and fines are raysde : whereby comes in at large Graund summes of Coine : which gotten once is straight to London brought Userers are Caterpillers in a comon weelth To bring increase . ( O hellish trade ) and thus the meanes are wrought . In bancke is layde the mightie Masses the gaine whereof may bée Enough to maintaine them at ease , Nay thalfe thereof we sée Doth well suffice : for but one man or two at most they haue . And they themselues doe Tables haunt , and so sir Nummus saue . And at a meane and slender price , themselues , their men and all , Haue meate and drinke euen of the best well serued at their call : And with reuenewes of the stock , right richly are they clad . And so from thence their brauing state and all the rest is had . The ste●ke as whole reserued still . and oft ( such is the trade ) That from the graunde stock flowes so much as petie stockes are made . And here the caterpillers haunt . In Powles forsooth they vse To spende the day to make their mart and hearken after newes . Was euer séene such state confusde , such monstrous kinde of men , Such vomite , reffize , Dunghill drosse ? what man can tell me when such watch , such ward , such winking wiles were euer put in vrs In time to fore , or such foule fraude sir Nummus to procure ? In faith , and by my sauing health , full hardly can I finde A man amongst a number now of vncorrupted minde , And such a one as hope of gaine will not procure to sinne . I think full fewe be lyuing now whome méede may nothing winne : Or whome that wealth may neuer winde from Gods prescribed lawe . O earth , O sinne , Oh Sathans thralles : Howe doe we still withdrawe The grace and loue of God from vs ? O how doe we regarde More , noysome coyne , then helth of soule or hope of good rewarde ? I thinke if I could perseuers one Month in this my tale , I scantly should the halfe discrie Of fraude , ( for why ) in sale And eche compact , the sole regarde of gaine is alway had : And thirst of score , eache where almost doth make the people mad . O where are bits to bring them in , and lawes to lay their rage ? O where is faith , or feare of God in this presumptuous age ? Eache one dooth liue as lykes him best , the lawes doe lye for gayne . Besides deceit and vile deuise , dooth nothing now remaine Within the harts of English men , farre fled is all remorse : All loue of God , all feare of plague , and Keysers mightie force . How prodde our Papistes priuily ? Papistes . How doe these men puruaye ? How prowle the Caytiues now about , for Nummus day by daye ? Here , in this Church a walck there is where Papistes doe frequent The Papistes walke in Powles . To talke of newes among themselues : and oft the time is spent In glad recounting of their state : which though not at the best , Yet ioy they still to see how men in ayde thereof be prest . And now comes one and cheeres them vp , The walke is in the south I le . he telles them with great ioy , That Pope and Spaniard ioyned be , Gods people to annoy . By solempne protestation comes an other by and by He tels how that in Flaunders still , the Gospellers doe dye For sole professing of the truth : and with a cheerefull face , He shewes how fast the Sheepe are slaine , abroade in eary place . And what great townes are now bes●egde and Cities rounde about . And how Gods worde decayes apace , euen all the worlde throughout . Another new fonde fellow comes , and he beginnes to tell How Popishe Champions landed are , and Irish men rebell . How holye fathers blessing brought in Bishops sacred bres●e , Hath made the lande before profane , nowe holy as the reste . And how that Stukeley lost his life , among Barbariens late , A Marquesse of the Romish marke , O too vntimely fate : His part ( alas ) was yet to play in places neerer hande . He ment and bent his forces he , against the Irish landes But what this Marquesse left vndone , Mack Morice he contryu●d : And hotly gan pursue the charge , But ah , it neuer thryu'd . For Martyrlyke ▪ he lost his head , a losse ( in deede ) to wayle : Sithe holy Father , through this losse , of his intent dooth fayle . Haue you not seene the knacke to knowe knaues by . compiled by many kanues ? Great Sacks of newes are poured forth in that same worthy walke . And knauish knackes are there de●nsde whilst that they stately stalck About the place lyke honest men , and subiects true of hart . From that same place doe rumors rise Gods truth to ouerthwart . From that same place doe slaunders come and vile reprochful lyes Against Gods word and Preachers true . From that same corner flyes Lewde skoffing testes and taunting tales : there doe these Rebels coyne Their suttle drifts and noysome tales . Yea , there doe they conioyne . And cleaue like burres with solemne vow the truth for to resist . And doubt ther s none , for why ? I thinke that they will so persist . Untill that Sathan snatch them hence , the Graundsire great of lyes : And till through want of vitall breath , they may no more deuise . What kinde of men be these ( I praye ) Bertulph . that thus themselues in vre ? What , are they open foes profest that by these meanes procure The slaunder of the certaine truth and teachers of the same , Or Ipocrites that couertly the Ghospell doe diffame ? Once , Bertulph , t ys well knowne to thée Paule . that small restraint there is For papistes tongues that proudly prate , ( how ere they gabbe amisse . ) They talke from feare of check at large . But yet of them there bée That prease amongst professors true , and well with them agrée . For why , their lyuings so doe lye , that but they seemed such , They neuer coulde aspire so high , nor yet obtaine so much As now they doe . O Ianus Jacks and double faced Dogs ? O wylie wincking wyzard Woolues , O grunting groyning Hogs ? These men ( I say ) forsweare them selues ( As periurde Papistes do . ) They graunt the Quéene is supreme head and murmure at it to . But what of that , fine fled heads well fraught with trim deuise And ciuile sleights , without remorse , suche scruples count vnwise . And so through sharpe and wylie wits , And through farre fetching braines , They mount aloft to honors tipe , and come by greatest gaines . And these be they that vnder hande the trueth do still annoy , And let the working of the worde in such as might enioy The sweetest salue of sauing health . Such lay the lothsome snares , And when good seede is sowne , forthwith such men sowe noysome fares . Yea , such I say ( as to my tale ) lay waite by wylie wayes For Nummus : and to get the same , are prest at all assayes . These be supporting purueyors for Papistes nowe supprest These ranckly feede the pamperd Swyne vpstalled in their nest . These foyson bring , and brokers set through bend of popishe crew , And these men foster Balamites To whome reuenge is dew . These men are sale abettors of the cursed Priests of Baall : And these men shauelings doe suffulse , which else wolde haue a fall . Is t meruaile though they cranckly crowe well lodged in their cage ? With prouen prickt , y st meruaile now , That thus the Tigars rage ? What neede haue they to yelde themselues vnto their lawfull Queene ? For what intent should subiectes they at any time be seene ? They want nothing , no pleasant lodge : of viands they abounde , Both Uenion , Wine , and finest cates . almoste that may be sounde They doe enioy : yea , and such store as true report doth saye , That ( rather than the poore shoulde haat ) they cast their scraps awaye . And in good sooth , their welth is such and dainty fare so ryfe , That worldlings wil not blame their wit to leade such captiue lyfe . And fooles they were if they woulde not be persecuted so : Yea some of them so sore be hurt that broade they ryde and go . They walke and wallow at their will : they hawke and hunt yféere With such as haue the charge of them : they quat●e and make good chéere , Set Cock on hoope , with hoape that once , a dare shall paye for all : Meane time they wil not die through care nor from their treason fall . Why Pawle ( quoth Bertulph ) mercy will Bertulph . perhaps so pierce their hart , That through the mercye of the Prince they will to trueth conuart . Nay Bertulph , t ys so farre that they Paule . with mercye shoulde be wonne , That vauntingly they bragge and saye bounde dutie will haue done All that is done : and ( thus ) they crake that if the Queene by lawe Or conscience coulde them gyltie dampne , she woulde not stande in awe To send them to their doome : nor to restraine their tongues so loose . Thus bleate the Popish Balamites , thus creakes the Romishe goose . And what , should mercie here be shewde , or can the sante preuaile ? No no , as long as mercy is , their tongues shall neuer quaile , Nor harte obdured once relent : nor common state be sounde . For how can gentle salue doe good or cure the festred wounde ? How can the body be in health , that is with Biles infect ? I meane those of the only that haue bene distained with the bloude of the Lordes Saintes . Or Trée spring well that hath dead spraies vnlesse you doe resect The braunches of ? What man so mad will shewe himselfe to bée , As ought to hope for leaues or fruite to come from rotten Trée ? How can the state of Christ his flock , be fenced from decay : Unlesse the higher powers doe cast the stumbling stocks away ? How can the Lord of truth be pleasde , when such false Prophets liue ? How will he like to haue them kept his siely Lambes to grieue ? And doubt the Tiraunts now to say that time shall come againe Wherein the blessed Saints of God by them shall suffer paine ? No no , they feare not to protest , that where they put to death Of late but few , for earye such shall twentie loose their breath In time to come . O bloudie beastes and foule infected Swine ? But these be they for whom ( no doubt ) men scrape and so purloine : For whome these factors haue such care and passing great regard : For whom they powle the Preachers true these Monsters to reward . And hate of theirs so haynous is , their ●ancor hath such force Against the Ghospell of the Lorde , that ( voyde of all remorse ) They eft procure Pluralities For vile disguised Jacks . They glad and ioy , to see the Church sustaine such wofull lacks . And they againe , a Priesting sort , attyred in theyr kinde : Doe creepe into Cathedrall Celles . theyr charge they haue assignde , To be dischargde per auters mains , themselues will liue at ease , They force not what become of flock , so they sir Nummus sease , And Nummus do they seise in deede , which seised buyldes no Schooles : Nor makes no stockes for men decayde , no Bertulph so playes fooles . But here you may not take me so as if I did defase Without respect , the good with badde in eache Cathedrall place . Much lesse that I depraued haue all Preachers so attyrde In Priestish weedes , as Popelings were , and as theyr state requyrde . No : farre and farre , be this from me , for why I knowe right well : That in these Priestish weedes there are , full many that excell . Naye Bertulph naye , then blame haue I if so my wordes be meante : For some of these attyred thus , in peacefull wise are bent : And brawle not with their brethren , who neglecte or cleane refuse : And therefore great vniustice t' were , such Preachers to accuse . Although I wishe ( that 's all I maye , ) that Preachers might be knowne From Popish Jacks in wéedes and words a thing confused growne . But husht , I le haste me to the shore : I le shonne such mounting waues . I le leaue this Sea for to be swomme of tryple tongued Naues . FINIS .
The seauenth Satyr . NOw harken Bertulph to the ende Paule . of this my present tale . I am enforst my floting Boate to shore from course to hale . The time runnes on , the day is spent , The night awayward pulles , And endlesse scope of my pretence , downe pressed pallate dulles . O endlesse powre , O welspring , whence all wisedome wisely flowes : O God , whose grace doeth guide the good , in whome all bounty growes : Thou knowst the harts , & séest the raynes yea , th inwarde thoughts of men Doe open lye before thy face : Thou knowst how , where and when Ech thing hath , is , or shall be done or else committed : thou Haste perfite vewe and insight good which waye mans hart doth bow . Thou , thou , I say , sole God of might , beholdst the harts of men , What they pretend , what yll they worke : so iustly iudge me then , And shut thy mercy from my soule , if slaundrously my lyps Doe ope at all : or if my tongue of vaine presumption skyps From this to that , or rashly run more then the truth doth vrge , Or more then that through extreame rage and force of sinfull surge I am constrainde with déepe remorse and moaning plaint to tell . O , oh , how many brothell Bawdes within the towne doe dwell ? How many filthy scudding scowtes , besturre their crooked stumpes ? For gaine , for gaine , olde mother B how shee still lymping lumps , And proddes about with ackwarde pace vnto her beastly haunt ? How doe these subtile groyning Sowes poore siely girles enchaunt , And oft abet the loued spouse to start from husbands bed ? Beholde I saye , how by these Bawdes , are women captiue led And simple maydes vnto the spoyle . Beholde and see their trade , See , see , what wyly winking shiftes , by cliffe browde beasts are made . Of course and custome , common Innes they watch with warie eye If that at any tyme they may ( as oft they do ) espye The countrey maides that come from far , as straungers to the towne : Whome still the Trottes doe tittle so , that straight all shame layde downe . They yelde them selues as captiue queanes , vnto some whorish caue : Where trotting Iade for filthye gaine doth vrge them to behaue Full soone themselues vile strumpet lyke to lyue by whorishe trade : And she hir selfe doth let them forth that gaine by them be made . But ( out alas ) the Maidens mindes and comming was tobtaine Some seruice where to spend their times as seruaunts to remaine . O ardent force of flaming sinne . O rage , O riot , O That euer such should be sustainde or once on grounde should goe ? Beholde beholde how good mens wyues Inuegled are by them ? Behold howe seruaunts they support ? Beholde how they doe hem And hooke to them through crooked guile And vndereating craft , Great store of Truls ? Beholde I say how often is beraft By them alas the fruitfull wife , of her moste louing mate : And husband bearing honest port , of wife in that same rate . Beholde also how honest Maides and seruaunts they entyce To whoredome , theft , and filching by their diuilish vile deuice . But wher are these ? how should we know where such lewde Lossels lodge ? Where is their haunt , & where are they accustomde thus to dodge ? Rounde , round about the Citie walles . Within and eke without . The Alleys , Lanes ▪ yea open streates , and places all about Are now replenisht with such stuffe , and filthy broken ware . And ( wo begone ) the Officers thereof doe take no care . For if they did , how durst the Drabs and Callets be so bolde As limpe about in lawlesse times or take into theyr holde Yong fillock Iylles , and bawdie Jacks at inconuenient tides : And still retaine for storeware some within their house besydes ? How durst the Dunghils daunce about with blinde vagaries so , And with close colours leade their trulls where that they list to go ? Behold , behold , how camoysed queane and craftie crooked crib Doth vnder vile and lewde pretence , ( most like a suttle gib ) Pretende to place in seruice still yong maydens here and there . And maidens hauing refuge such , beholde how they ne feare . To pilfer , filch , and to purloyne from Maister and from Dame , And in the ende to giue the slip and serue no more the same . Which all doth spring from wimpled B : and olde deceitfull Bawde , And how to her the gaine doth rise , which shée by theft so drawde Besides reuenues of the taile , and forreine filched good : Beholde how thus lyke carrein Crow , shée liues by filthy foode . An other sorte of them aduert some olde , some yong yféere , That walke about with Brushes , Pins , with Tape and other geere . But well , sith that the campes be wyde , wherein as now I walck : I leaue them here , entending once , at large therein to stalck And seuer places by themselues , with styles and parting stakes : And as I can , to my poore skill , rescind the noysome brakes . For treating now of broking Bawdes , and filthie Panders , I Haue cause therein full many such vile persons to descrie . For why the husband now is prest , to put his wife for gaine Unto hir choise to be an whore , or honest still remaine . And so it is : else how coulde they thus strumpet like attyre And set them out ? t ys too too true , they let their wiues to hire . O great excesse , how long could I retaine your eares herein , If I but briefely shoulde discourse ? ( So great a scope hath sinne . ) But as I sayde , so shall it be : I leaue it to my pen , Which ( graunting God ) hereafter shal at large dilate it : when Both time shall yeelde hir selfe thereto and minde ( as onely bent Upon the same ) shall beate at full , with perfite true intent . Meane time , with one thing more , I e● which ( sith the day is past ) I le comprehend in briefest wordes : and this shall be the last . Whereas before , of broking Bawdes my former tale was tolde , Of Brokers likewise now to tell Brokers . my Pen shall be so bolde . For why , their deedes be damnable : and they in number so Doe still increase , that day by day by them deceyts doe grow In such aboundance , that ( alas ) I feare , I feare as now , All dread of plagues cleane set apart , to fraude mens mindes doe bow : Sequestred cleane from Godly loue , and so from Godly feare , That rich to poore , where gaine doth lye , will rauine nought forbeare . And ( out alas ) where heretofore , ( prickt forth by thirst of gaine ) Within the Towne , of Brokers , they did thirtie such ordaine , Or thereabouts , shrewde wylye Mates and wittie wincking Colts ( Although in wisedome sure I think , they showde them selues but dolts ) To vse the trade of broking , and discréetly so the same , That if the worlde should vewe the Act , they might be voyde of blame : Whereas ( I say ) of late this act decreed was for intent , That Broking trade might practizd be by men so well ybent , That reason ruling them therein , ( though Gods worde doth forbid , And cleane condemne all loane for gaine ) their fact might so lye hid . Now now alas , I speake of the intent as it hath falne out sithens such order made . ( O sinfull fact ) the Magistrates , herein , Not so content for to dispence with such an haynous sinne , Doe altogither cleane neglect by them such order made : Whereby whole hundreds now doe liue by beastly broking trade . And in such sort doe they demeane themselues , and so deuise , That horrible it is to tell which way their gaine doth rise . Our gentlemen in these our dayes ( as soothly goes report ) In time of néede , to Marchantmen are woonted to resort * * Gentlemen , when they can get no Money of loane , are glad to take , wares whereof Money maye be made . And take of loane such wares , as they best like of : yéelding theare Themselues to bandes , and suraunce good to paye for all the ware , Which when they haue with thirsting hope once taken to their handes , Note the subtiltie of the Marchaunt which vttereth his wares in such sort , and that also for v●une For ware , scant halfe may they obtaine for to discharge their bandes : And so perforce constramed are to sue for brokers ayde , By whom they thinke to saue themselues : And so the goodes are layde In brokers handes : who handle them so handsomly I trowe , That all the gaine that may be had , doth to the Broker growe . For ( at the least ) one part thereof he kéepes vnto his share : And yet vnto the gentleman he yéeldeth for his ware Perhaps muche more then he himselfe coulde haue obtainde therefore . He nicks him , and besides he takes a crowne in earie score For payment of his paines therein . O execrable crime ? Were euer séene such subtile shifts in any former time , As are in this our present age ? what should I thinke therein ? No doubt , no doubt , that men as now doe snorting sléepe in sinne . The Lethargie or some such yll doth rifely raigne abroad . They are downe prest with monstrous sins and yet sustaine the loade . What craft is coyned day by day ? what fraude affresh is founde ? What new deuise and straunge deceyte doth in this age abounde ? I feare , I feare , true dealing now deryded is with men . I feare me they doe practise Faith and Truth but now and then . But ( as vnto my former tale . ) Is this the worst they vse ? Will Broker vse this onely theft and other fraude refuse ? No no , the varlet vengeablye can coyne more noysome drifts : He hath his bouget fraught with fraude , and Foxie knauish shifts . Well scapes the dettor , if he doe thrée parts thereof obtaine . Nay , oftentimes hee s glad to take one onely part againe . For broker when he hath the goodes , at laysure will repay The same by péecemeale : and perhaps for all his foule delay , The detter shall be glad to take on quarter of the same . If this be well , ( as true it is ) then nothing's out of frame : And all may be right well forborne , as it hath bene full long . But hapt the same to Magistrates , they would redresse the wrong , And not set light by suche deceyt : nor wincking , let it lye . Had they such losse , they would I saye redresse full soone espye . But who cares ought , so gaine be had , and wares be made away ? They vtter by such meanes their wares . Why then , what hurt haue they ? They shall be payde , who eare do leese , and gaine shal they by lene . Although the detter loose the halfe , yet they le take héede to one . And oftentimes ( such is the fayth of these vile broaking knaues ) When they haue gotte the dettors goodes , they wyll lyke roging slaues Some of them shewe a payre of héeles : the Rakehells wyll be gone . They le runne away with goodes and all , though lyfe lye thervpon . And doubtlesse , many of them doe so practize now a dayes , That they come vp and rise to welth , by such vngodly wayes . Some of them vse such priuie shifts , and such close couched wyles , That they come vp and beare good port And only liue by guyles . And other some so slauishe be and cutthroate cullion léeke , That when they haue a bootie gote , they le streight waye giue the gléeke , And pack away . As , now and then is brought into their handes A Chaine of Golde , a Tablet or some bracelet golden bandes By Gentlemen to lay to pawne For Nummus when they néede : Which , when they haue once in their hands , they le pack away with spéede . I tell you Bertulph , on my fayth , if I should now dilate The vile deceite of Brokers , and so set to vew their state , You scantly could abide to héer't , so horrible it is . But thus we must consider on t , and so I ends with this . Where that the state corrupted is by them that beare the swaye , There meaner people will peruert and bring it to decaye . If Maiestrate doe winne with fraude , the commons will the same . If Magistrate must winck for feare , then all goes out of frame . And so I ende till time renue this tale of mine begonne . I tell you trueth , there resteth yet much more ere it be done . But here you haue vnto my hest , declared ( as I can ) How Nummus is awayted for by moste men now and than : And how the same is put to vse most wicked now a dayes : And how it is by men abusde in spending many wayes . You eke haue hearde expressed here , how often times it is For hoorde kept close and cofferd vp . I haue delated this . Now resteth that I doe declare how hée hath harmed mée . But this ( as I intende ) hereafter shall dilated hée : For ( doubtlesse ) herein doth consist a thing importing wayte , To shew how Nummus doth deceiue by Sathans subtile sleight . And sithe I doe entende at large of this ( God graunting grace ) To write hereafter , now I ende : and ( with erected face ) Unto my God great thankes I yeelde , that so hath beene his will To guide my tongue the thing to speake wherein doth rest such ill . And praye we hartily vnto him to mitigate the paine And plague which for our monstrous lyfe as due doth now remaine . Amen .
The. viii . and last Satyr . The Author . THough Muse haue made his finall end , and Penne haue runne his race , Yet carefull custome causeth me to waile the want of grace . And quaking quill renewes the plaint that lurckes in pensiue breast Commixt with cares that flow from head full fraught with great vnrest . The time backe beates mine idle braine that labour ginnes to leaue : And rage of sinne returnes the griefe my silent pawse to reaue . How shall I safely seeke the shoare ? How may I shun the seas , Untill that Triton blow retreate and mounting waue appeas ? The dawning day doth keepe aloofe , and Loades man loseth ayme : The ryffie rock doth lye in wayte my beaten barke to maime . And yet when daye shall once discrye the daunger of the surge , Then shall my puppe due course obserue and glide through crooked gurge . Meane time betost with great turmoyle , and tempests bitter flawe , I le kéepe my selfe amid the streame : and yet a while withdrawe My Pen from port of quiet pawse . For time doth vrge me so : The time alas infect with sinne . Yea time wherein doth grow The rage of sinne and ryots force , the raumping Serpents guile , With all deceyt that maye be founde : yea sinne almost to vile To be exprest or set to vewe . But such is Sathans force : Such are the harts of vanquisht thralles , cleane frustrate of remorce . Call call to minde you carelesse crewe : Lay custome now a side : And let your fayth with faithlesse fruites herein a while be tride . Confirme the lyfe that you doe leade And ratifie the same . And then let s sée how wilfully you wander worthy blame . First Auarice , what force it hath , what cursed cancre t is , The canker ●f couetous●es is cause ●f all euill . What running rot and curelesse wounde , to men apparaunt is . What great enorm this sin hath wrought What thirsting hath procurde , The block , the trée , the beggers bagge such sequeale hath inurde : And yet how ryfely now it raignes , how graft in gréedy mindes , How grounded t is in peoples harts , a proofe our liuing findes . No one abandons beastly trade , nor maketh staye at all To practise fraude and fliching lore so gaine therby may fall . The rich doth laye his goods for gaine , and gapeth still to gett The substance of the néedie soule that gote the same by swett . The néedie ( not vnlike ) deuise and seeke by subtile drifts To scrape for coyne , and gaine to winne , do séeke vngodly shifts . So charitie excluded is : and loue is kept aloofe . And right is wronged through rewarde , as falleth still in proofe : And Userie about the Towne is maintaind as a trade : And equitie to ease the wrong , in matters dares not wade . But well , the Sinne shall not be hid nor cloked from the vew . I will explane the practise here in wordes that doe ensew . The Cormoraunt that coucheth ●vp and crams his cankerd bags , Doth giue to hoord his gotten coyne : and bowte the towne he lags . To Broker doth he bende his course : or happly vnto him The Broker bannes and weanes a mate for purpose very trim . And twene them two are craftes conueyd and foxy falshoode wrought . Twene them are traps so framed , that thereby is Nummus caught . O God , what gaine doth guilefull gnuffe by loane of Nummus raise ? How doth he nick the debter now by hault exacting wayes ? Ten powndes in hundred , nothing is ▪ and twentie is but small . For halfe in halfe full oftentimes in loane among doth fall . A siely man constraind of late to borowe for his neede , Repaird vnto a Marchant man to borowe on his deede The Marchant ( as it is of course ) had Money none to lende : But wares he proferd willingly . and Dettor in the ende The same became : and tooke to loane as much as did amount To thirty poundes of currant coyne by Marchantmans account . Which wares so taken vp to loane , to Broker are they brought : The Broker to the Marchaunt he ( of whome the same were bought ) Full falsely doth returne them streight : who now twise gaynes thereby : For fyrste he soulde and now eftsoones the same agayne doth buye . So that when this our siely soule should rayse thereof the summe : Aboue the price of twenty pounde , the credit will not come . For ten in thirty could vouchsafe , the Creditor to haue For recompence in Usurie . O carelesse cankerd slaue , O cawty cutthroate , cullion , wretch , O Caterpyllers Féere , O miserable Murtherer , Canst thou abyde this geare ? The time is now at hande wherein thou straight account shalt make : Wherin thou shalt Hell fire gain for gaine that thou didst take . O Userer , thou Sathans thrall , and Butcher of the Fiende , Thy Golde shall be transformde to muck : thy plagues shall neuer ende . But as thou doost thy Ocker vse t' oppresse thy neighbour héere : Euen so the scorching flames of Hell thy caytyfe corps shall déere . Thy rusty hoorde ascendes the skie : thy dettors harme doth mount Unto the high supernall seate to call thée to account . Thou greedy Gleade , thou hungry Hawke , thou starueling Uultures mate , How darste thou thus by rauine séeke to maintaine thine estate ? I sée how thou canst soare aloft like hungry Hawke tespye And catching Kite , when pray shal spring , for beste game bent to flye . I sée thy subtile lagging pace , and craftie colourde guile : I sée thy false dissembling sleight : I sée thy playted wile . Thou hast deuised by the Month , for gaine to let thy ware : Thy money eke from month to month , thou canst right well forbeare . But for eche shilling ( Caytife thou ) in surplysage wilt take A penie : and of twentie shillings , twentie pennies make : And ( in that rate ) for fortie pounde , so lent out : in a yéere , Thou wilt receiue twise forty pounds of lawfull Money cléere . Thou wéenst to welter here for aye , and wallowe in thy welth : Thou neuer thinkst to sée the daye to part from this thy pelth . But I will tell thée Cormorant , thou fell and egre droane : Eche pennie shall accountaunt be which thou hast let in loane . And though as now the law be thine to laye beneath thy foote : Yet then the furyes by decrée shall rende thy hart at roote : When as the libell of thy lust and bayliwick abusde , Shall thée condempne to Limboe pit and scalding lake confusde . FINIS .
The Aucthor vpon the Booke , in the defence of the gouernement of the Citie . TWo sortes of men repaire vnto this Booke . The one to carpe and cauell at my wordes : The other through delyght , thereon doth looke : And reading it , true iudgement well afordes . He deemeth straight ( when haply I reproue ) That mine intent is vices to remoue . But nowe , tappease and satisfie the minde Of such as rashly ronne with open mouth At my reproofe which often here they finde , I thus much say to them in my behoue . I meane , I touch , I quip no priuate man For hate , ne spite since first my worke began , Nor yet doo I ( with chyldish rage stird vp ) Seeke to deface a worthy common state Of such as seldome drinke of sinfull Cup By matter such as I doo here debate . For I protest , I know no matter why I should so doo : sith no man can deny That in the Towne are diuers sortes of men By whome the vertuous are supported styll : With whome the wicked may at no tyme blen Their noysome drifts , nor work the thing that s yll : By whome the poore and needie are sustainde : And eke with whom true zeale hath styl remainde . I meane both Judge , Phistion , Lawyer and The Marchaunt ( whom euen all I must commend ) With other else which in my Booke do stande . I say , of them there be whome to defende I neede not here . Their lyues auoyde the blame , And through good lyfe , they wyn immortall fame . FINIS .
Gentle Reader , for the fillinge vp of emptie pages , this letter written by the Author to his friende lying at the point of death is inserted .

SIr , howe and in what wise euery man shoulde beare him selfe towarde his friende in time of health , in time of prosperitie and strengthe , moste men knowe : yea , suche is the vntruste that is in man , moe men can speake plausibly in time of good happe , as we terme it , then in time of siknes iudge vprightly . Alas , in time of sicknesse and in assaultes of death ( wherin the bodye is not more greuously oppressed then the minde diuersly distracted and the soule mightelye assaulted ) how fewe doe consider , or at the leastwise , do apply them selues to the relief of the poore afflicted soule , to the strengthning of the féeble mynde , and to the repelling of those bytter temptations and assaults of the common enemies of man kinde , the olde Serpente , the vaine , wicked and vnconstant worlde , and the fraile , peruerse and rebellious flesh which alwayes doe attend and attempt the sicke enféebled and oppressed person ? Surely , were it not that God in time of suche extremitye dothe mightelie comforte and confirme suche as be his in the promises of his mercye , in the death of his deare Jesus , and in the merytes of his passion : it is not possible but that sicknes shoulde be intollerable , death horryble , Hel wictorious , the bodye liuing , to be a terrour to the mynde , and the mynde so terrified and brought to desperation , to be the perpetual dampnatioun of the bodye and soule .

Which thing considered , and from my verye harte remembred , I cannot choose but in this blessed battaile , and I truste ( thoughe somewhat sharpe and egre ) yet most happy conflycte whervnto ( as a fellowe souldyer , and adopted brother ) you are called for your tryall , I cannot choose I saye , but , to the increase of your courage , endeuoure to make plaine vnto you in all that I maye , the fruit of affliction and the commoditye of death : imparting with you suche weapons as for mine owne store , the Lorde our Captaine hathe alloted vnto me , to the ende , that being conueniently appoynted , you may resist and auoyde at all assayes , and become bolde , valiaunt , constant and perseuerable to the death . Touching which death , notwithstanding it be gréeuous to the fraile flesh , yet is it moste ioyfullye to be receyued as an vndoubted ende of all griefe , for why ? it is the beginning of Joye and perpetuall tryumph wherevpon a certaine godly man wryteth . If thou haddest a good conscience , thou woldest not flye death . And againe , why haste thou pleasure in that wretched body , whose felowshippe doth nothing els but violentlye withdrawe and deteine thee from the king ▪ come of euerlasting glorie ? O cousen : what else but a place of exile is the miserable bodie to the Soule ? And to what thinge else maye this our lyfe more aptlye be compared , then to an horswaie or stage playe where men do assemble to behoulde sondrye feates , and where euerye man laboureth in all that he maye , to winne praise , promotion and authoritye after the ende of his tragicall part : God onelye is permanent immortall & euer lastinge : All things else are transitorye and subiecte to corruption . They be constituted corruptible and mortall , and must be consumed of time , and ha● their endes by corruption . The S●●e shall passe , for it was made but for mans vse . The Moone , and the starres shall perish , for they were created but for the necessitye of man . Heauen and earth shall decaye , for they conteine but a place of exile and prison for the body of man : yea , the body of man also shall perish , for it is but as an enemy to exercyse the soule , and to make it apte to apprehend by fayth , the Joyes of heauen and crowne of immortalytie . Moste certaine ( I saye ) it is that the frayle body shal be resolued to earthe , & there shall sléepe till the soule returne vnto it , and tyll the members be restored to their right places . Wherefore , sithe earth and corruption is the ende of the bodye : yea , the end of all things that were made & created , and that the same ende of the bodye is the beginning of lyfe , wishe for death , wishe for a peaceable departure , and finding the same , imbrace it : saying in your hart : Come Lord , come Jesus , make haste and tary not : Come Lorde that I maye be one with thée and coheyre of the kingdome purchased with thy precious bloud . Deere Cosen and beloued in the Lorde , lette not longe sickenesse discourage you , neyther be you in anywise perplexed or gréeued with the lowe state and constitution of your body : And in and aboue all thinges , let not hyndraunce in worldly affayres disquyet you . As you haue begonne , so further the will of the Lord , and be ready to receiue whatsoeuer he wil lay vpon you . For the gretest affliction & misery that man may or doth suffer in this lyfe , is not worthie the leaste of those treasures which God will bestowe vpon him in the lyfe to come , which is durable , permanent , glorious & altogither full of blessednes . And assure your selfe ( for so God hath promised , and wyll not goe one iote from his worde ) that he wyll laye no more vpon you , then by his grace and strengthe you shal be able to heare , althoughe he séeme somewhat sharply to correct you , and somewhat seuerely to deale with you : for who is he whome the Lorde chasteneth not ? Surely , surely , whome he loueth , the same dothe he chasten , & in him is he delighted as the father in his son , offering himself vnto him as a déere father to his sonne : whereas if we refuse chastycement , we are no sonnes , but bastards , and not inheritable by any right . Ioseph was afflicted and delyuered by y● Lord. Dauid was chastised , and he acknowledged the Lorde and founde reliefe in his Soule . Tobias was corrected , and he founde health . Iob was tryed & was made perfect . What shoulde I say , euen all the Appostles , all the Prophets : yea , and all the good men that euer were , haue bine tryed by affliction , chosen by persecuton , and crowned by patience , abydinge the wyll and pleasure of God . Wherefore , be strong in the Lord , & desire of him in your hart the his will may be wrought in you , & that you may with a glad hart receyue whatsoeuer his Maiesty shal lay vpon you . Assure your selfe that this your present sicknes is either for punishment of sinne , for exercise of your faith , or to that death . And therfore , if it be for punishment , beséeche him to giue you patienceand assure your selfe vpon repentaunce , to haue frée & full remission in Christ : If it be for tryall , giue him thanks : & if it be to the death , reioise in it , & thinke it is the greatest gift that euer he gaue you in this world , being the very passage to the heauenlye and Angelicall Paradice . And pray euen from the bottom of your hart , that neyther the loue of the worlde , nor the feare of the same death , may distracte you from the desire of it . Be not carefull to leaue your kinsfolckes , friends , and acquaintaunce , let it not gréeue you to part from your goods , nor haue any loue depending vpon any earthly thinge whatsoeuer . As for your Kinsfolkes and worldly friendes , at your Graue they wil leaue you , and within a while after forget you : and shortlye after that , shall dye themselues , and be forgotten themselues also . Your goods wil be fawning vpon other men , assoone as the breath shal be out of your body : and euen as they serued you , so are they readye to scrue an other , and perhaps to his perdition , without the speciall grace of God . To conclude , lift vp your harte , & cal together your wits , which are dispersed and diuersely affected to things which are corruptible , and fall not from God , for things that are so deceytfull and vaine . A battaile must be , no question : No triumphe is obteined without fyghte , neyther any Garlande giuen , but to him that manfully standeth in the Lorde . If any sorrow be found in death , it ariseth but of our owne infyrme or desperate feare : for death is but a swyfte flyghte or passage of the soule from the corruptible bodye , rather to be desyred then to be fled from of men . God is the rewarder of this conflict , & heauen is the eternal stipend . Wherefore , let these giftes prouoke you to esteeme this battaile the lighter : for chéerefully shall you passe after death , into the pleasant Campes of heauen , which place is conuenient for those that haue minded heauenvly things . The saints of heauen wil receiue you as a friendly companion of theirs into the portalles of cléerenes , wheras you shall finde verye glorious abyding . Thus shall you ( at the last ) come from greeuous cares and from large continuing troubles into a peceable rest and mansion of quietnes . In the Paradise aboue or like place of pleasure among the departed Saints , shal be your continuaunce , hauing all the heauens at your pleasure . A celestiall song wil be vttered at those recreations , and so swete melodies as are able to mooue the Starres . With the Saints , I say , departed hence shal you lyue , and with them shall you raigne in heauen with your Redéemer : so much glorie hereafter shall you haue , and so muche heauenlye honour . What shoulde I saye ? In that place is eternall pleasure , and a lyfe replenished with perpetuall felicytie : yea , in that place shall the glorye of the Godhead be reuealed vnto you , and séene with your very eyes : euen with those your eyes of fleshe , which from the foundations of the worlde hathe bine hidden from mankinde in this his mortalitye . Fynallye , there shall you wayte vpon the Lambe , your Sauiour Jesus , who surelye loues you and reioyseth that he hath saued you . God Cousen , assure your self that in this blessed place you muste néedes bée .

And that as surely as your Sauioure lyued here vpon the earth , so surely you must and shall raigne with him in the heauens . For there is hée , there is that Sauiour your head who can not nor will not be separated from any of his members . As for the weight of Synne , howe heauye , howe haynous , howe huige and burthensome soeuer it be , caste it all vpon him , for therefore he dyed , and not for small sinnes onely , but for all the sinnes that mankinde hath committed , doth or shal committe from the begynninge of the worlde to the ende of the same . It is his onelye and greate glorye to be a Sauiour . And for that cause is he ascended to the heauens in our flesh , and will in no wise deceyue those poore séely ones vpon the earth that cling vnto him for helpe and saluation . And whereas ( haply ) you may feare , because of the weakenes of your fayth , which nowe in your extreame and laste battayle ( if so to be the Lorde haue appoynted it vnto you ) is diuerslye assayled and assaulted : Be of good comforte and plucke vp your courage , for that méeke Sauiour wyll not caste you of : no , he will not caste of his séelye creature though he be hable to touche but the hemme of his vesture . It is toulde vs in the sacred scriptures that he will not quenche the smoking flaxe nor breake the bruised Réed . O , he is gentle , & will make all perfect that in the poore soule of man is vnperfect . He knoweth and hath felt how harde a thing it is for poore man , to stande vpon his legs , when he hath to deale with those ghostly and ghastly emmies : Sathan , the world , and the flesh : but especially in the Agonye of death . O how well acquaiuted , is he with those conflicts ? Feare not Cowsen , feare not : If your faith be but as a graine of Musterdséede , you shal be saued . That Sauiour hath said it . And as for those wounds and skarres that these bloudy enemies haue made or shal make in your féeble soule , that heauenly Samaritane shall binde them vp againe , and shall supple them with the oyle of his grace , so that they shall not hinder you a whit . He will in no wise disdayne you , no : although you were as fowle as a Leaper . For what are they but sins ? what are they ( I say ) but sowle and lothsome sinnes that his precious bloud hath washed and shall wash away in mankinde , so longe as mankinde shall haue place and abyding in the Tabernacle of sinful flesh ? He knoweth , yea , he knoweth and that throughly , what poore man is & whereof he is made . And as he knoweth him , so he pittieth him , and thereof hath giuen him a a sure and euerlasting Testimony : For he hath dyed for him : he hath dyed , ( I saye ) for man , that man might liue with him for euer be saued . In him therefore be comforted , and vpon him only repose your whole confidence , to the last gaspe of your life : say vnto him , if not with a lowde and strong voice , yet softly in your sick soule . Lorde Jesu receyue my spirit . Come Lord and make haste . Into thy hands Lorde I commend my spirit . &c. And so saying , waight paciently when he shall come vnto you , and put a finall end to your happy conflycte . To the same Lorde , being God in Trinitye , with the father and the holy Ghost , be all honor praise and glory eternally .

Amen .

Imprinted at London by John Charlewood , and Richard Ihones .