2 If You Know Not Me You Know Nobody (The Second Part of Queen Elizabeth's Troubles) Heywood, Thomas This text is an enriched version of the TCP digital transcription A03217 of text S106200 in the English Short Title Catalog (STC 13336). Textual changes and metadata enrichments aim at making the text more computationally tractable, easier to read, and suitable for network-based collaborative curation by amateur and professional end users from many walks of life. The text has been tokenized and linguistically annotated with MorphAdorner. The annotation includes standard spellings that support the display of a text in a standardized format that preserves archaic forms ('loveth', 'seekest'). Textual changes aim at restoring the text the author or stationer meant to publish. Martin Mueller Incompletely or incorrectly transcribed words were reviewed and in many cases fixed by Nayoon Ahn This text has not been fully proofread EarlyPrint Project Evanston IL, Notre Dame IN, St.Louis, Washington MO 2017 Distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported License A03217.xml The second part of, If you know not me, you know no bodie. VVith the building of the Royall Exchange: and the famous victorie of Queene Elizabeth, in the yeare 1588. Heywood, Thomas, d. 1641. 38 600dpi TIFF G4 page images University of Michigan, Digital Library Production Service Ann Arbor, Michigan 2003 January (TCP phase 1) 99841921 STC (2nd ed.) 13336. Greg, I, 224(a). 6541 A03217 2240903013

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 The second part of, If you know not me, you know no bodie. VVith the building of the Royall Exchange: and the famous victorie of Queene Elizabeth, in the yeare 1588. If you know not me, you know no bodie. Part 2 If you know not me, you know no bodie. Part 2. If you know not me, you know no body. Heywood, Thomas, d. 1641. [76] p. Printed [by Thomas Purfoot] for Nathaniell Butter, At London : 1606. 1605

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THE Second Part of , If you know not me , you know no bodie .

With the building of the Royall EXCHANGE :

And the famous Victorie of Queene Elizabeth , in the Yeare 1588 .

AT LONDON , Printed for Nathaniell Butter . 1606 .

The second Part of If you know not mee , you know no bodie : With the building of the Exchange .
Actus Prima . Scena Prima . Enter one of Greshams Factors and a Barbary Marchant . Factor . MY Master sir , requests your companie , About confirming certaine couenants Touching your last nights conference . Marchant . The Sugars . Beleeue me , to his credite be it spoke , Hee is a man of heedfull prouidence , And one that by innatiue courtesie Winnes loue from Strangers , be it without offence , How are his present fortunes reckoned ? Fact . Neither to flatter nor detract from him , He is a Marchant of good estimate , Care how to get , and fore-cast to encrease , ( If so they be accounted ) be his faults . Mar. They are especiall vertues , being cleare From auarice and base extortion . But here he comes : Good day , to M. Gresham , You keepe your word . Enter Gresham . Gresh. Else should I ill deserue The title that I weare , a Marchants tongue Should not strike false . Mar. What thinke you of my proffer , Touching the Sugar ? Gresh. I be thought my selfe Both of the gaine and losses incident , And this I tak 't was the whole circumstance : It was my motion and I thinke your promise , To get me a seald Patent from your king For all your Barbarie Sugar at a price , During the kings life ; and for his princely loue , I am to send him threescore thousand pounds . Mar: T' was so condition'd , and to that effect His highnesse promise is alreadie past , And if you dare giue credite to my trust , Send but your priuate letters to your Factor , That deales for your affaires in Barbarie , His Maiestie shall either seale your Patent , Or i le returne the money to your Factor . Gresh. As much as I desire ; pray sir draw neere And taste a cup of wine , whilst I consider And throughly scan such accidentall doubts , As may concerne a matter of such moment . Mar: At your best leysure . Gresh : I le resolue you straight . Bethinke thee Gresham , threescore thousand pounds A good round summe : let not the hope of gaine Draw thee to losse . I am to haue a Pattent For all the Barbarie Sugars at a rate , The gaine cleers halfe in halfe , but then the hazard : My terme continues during the kings life , The King may die before my first returne , Then where s my Cash ? why , so the King may liue These 40. yeares , then where is Greshams gaine : It stands in this as in all ventures else Doutfull , no more , i le through what ere it cost . So much cleere gaine , or so much coyne cleere lost . Within there ho . Enter Iohn Gresham , 2. or 3. Factors . Fact: At hand sir , did you call ? Gresh. How thriues our Cash ? what is it wel increast ? I speake like one that must be forst to borrow . 1. Fact . Your worships merrie . Gresh. Merry , tell me knaue , Dost not thou think that three score thousand pounds , Would make an honest Marchant try his friends ? Fact . Yes , by my faith sir , but you haue a friend Would not see you stand out for twise the summe . Gresh. Praise God for all , but what 's the common rumor Touching my bargaine with the King of Barbarie ? 1. Fact . T is held your credit , and your Countries honour , That being but a Marchant of the Cittie , And taken in a manner vnprouided , You should vpon a meere presumption And naked promise , part with so much Cash , Which the best Marchants both in Spaine and France , Denyed to venter on . Gresh. Good : but withall , What doe they thinke in generall of the Bargaine ? 1. Fact . That if the King confirme and seale your Pattent , London will yeelde you partners ynow . Gresh. I thinke no lesse : Goe fit you for the sea , I meane to send you into Barbarie : You vnto Venice , You to Portingall , Prouide you presently : where much is spent , Some must be got , thrift should be prouident : Come hether Cosin , all the rest depart . Exeunt Factors . Iohn . I had as good depart too , for hee le ring a peale in mine T' will sound worse then a passing bell . ( care , Gresh. I haue tane note of your bad husbandrie , Carelesse respect , and prodigall expence , And out of my experience counsell you . Iohn .

And I hope good Vncle , you thinke , I am as readie to take good counsell , as you to giue it , & I doubt not , but to cleere , my selfe of all obiections that foule-mouthed envie shall intimate against me .

Gres. How can you satisfie the great complaint Preferd against you by old Mistresse Blunt . A woman of approued honestie . Iohn .

That 's true , her honestie hath beene prooued ofter then once or twice : but doe you know her Vncle ? are you inward with her course of life , shee 's a common midwife for trade-falne virginitie , there are more maidenheads chargde and dischargde in her house in a yeare , then peeces at the Artillerie yard .

Gres. She bring sin further proofe , that you miscal'd her . Iohn .

I neuer cal'd her out of name , by this hand Vncle , to my remembrance :

Gres. No : she sayes you cald her Bawde . Iohn .

True ; and I haue known her answere too 't a thousand times ; tut Vncle t is her name , and I know who gaue it her too , by the same token her Godfather gaue her a bowd angell standing at the doore which she hath kept time out a minde .

Gresh. Antonio reports you loue his wife . Iohn .

Loue , why alas , Vncle , I hold it percell of my dutie to loue my neighbours , and should I hate his wife , no man would hold me a fit member for a common wealth .

Gresh. He hates you for t . Iohn .

Why , ahlas Vncle , that 's not my fault , i le loue him nerethelesse , you know we are commanded to loue our enemies , and though he would see me hang'd , yet will I loue his wife .

Gresh. He told me , you bestow'd a gowne of a strumpet . Iohn .

Why , ahlas Vncle , the poore whore went naked , and you know the text commandes vs to cloath the naked , and deeds of mercie be imputed to vs for faults , God helpe the elect .

Gresh. Well , if your prodigall expences be aym'd At any vertuous and religious end , T is the more tollerable , and I am proud You can so probably excuse your selfe . Iohn .

Well Vncle to approoue my wordes , as indeed good words without deeds are like your greene fig-tree without fruit . I haue sworne my selfe to a more conformable and strikt course of life .

Gresh. Well Cosin , hoping you le prooue a new man . Iohn .

A new man , what else Vncle , I le be a newe man from the top to toe , or i le want of my will : Instead of Tennis-Court , my morning Exercise shal be at Saint Antlms : i le leaue Ordinaries , and to the ende I may forsweare Dicing and Drabbing , keepe me more short Vncle , onely allow me good apparell , good Ragges i le stand too 't are better then seuen yeares prentiship , for they le make a man free of any , nay of all Companies without Indenture , Fathers coppie , or any help whatsoeuer , but I see my error , wilde Youth must be bridled , keepe mee short good Vncle .

Gresh. On these presumptions i le apparel thee , And to confirme this resolution , I will preferre you vnto Master Hobson , A man of a well knowne discretion . Iohn .

Any thing good Vncle , I haue seru'd my prentiship alreadie , but binde me againe and I shall be content , and t is but reason neither , send me to the Conduit with the water-tankard , i le beate Linnen , Bucks , or any thing to redeeme my negligence .

Gresh. Your education challenge more respect . The Factor dealt for him in France , is dead . Iohn . And you intend to send me in his roome , Gresh. I doe indeede . Iohn .

I t is well done Vncle , and t' will not bee amisse in pollicie to doe so : the onely way to curbe a dissolute youth as I am , is to send him from his acquaintance , and therefore send mee farre inough good Vncle , send mee into France and spare not , and if that reclaime me not , giue me ore as one past all goodnes .

Gresh. Now afore God my thoughts were much against him , And my intent was to haue chid him roundly , But his submissiue recantation . Hath made me friends with him , Come follow me , I le doe thee good , and that immediately . Exit . Iohn :

Thanke you good Vncle , you le send mee into France , all Forboone : and I doe not shew you the right tricke of a Cosin afore I leaue England , i le giue you leaue to call me Cut , and cosen me of my patrimonie as you haue done .

Exit . Enter Hobsons prentises and a boy . 1. Prent.

Prethee fellow Goodman , set foorth the ware , and looke to the shop a little , I le but drinke a cuppe of wine with a Customer at the Rose and Crowne in the Poultrie , and come againe presently .

2. Pren.

Foote I cannot , I must needes step to the Dagger in Cheape to send a Letter into the Countrie vnto my father , stand by , you are the yougest prentise , looke you to the shop .

Enter Hobson ! Where be these varlets , bones a me , at Tauerne ? Knaues , villaines , spend goods , foote my Customers Must either serue themselues , or packe vnseru'd . Now they peepe like Italian pantelownes Behind an Arras , but i le start you knaues , I haue a shooing-horne to draw on your liquor , What say you to a peece of a salt Eele ? Come forth you hangdogs , bones a me the knaues Fleere in my face , they know me to too well , I talke and prate , and lay 't not on their iackes , And the proud iackes care not a figge for me : But bones a me , i le turne another leafe . Where haue you beene sir ? 1. Pren. An honest Customer Requested me , to drinke a pint of wine . Hob. Bones a me , must your crimson throat Be scowr'd with wine ? your master 's glad of beere : But you le die banquerouts , knaues , and banquerouts . And where haue you beene ? 2. Pren. At breakfast with a Dagger pie sir . Hob. A Dagger Pie ! vd's daggers death , these knaues Set cocke a hope , but Hobson payes for all . But bones a me , knaues either mend your manners . Leaue Alehouses , tauernes , and the tipling mates , Your Punkes , and cocatrices , or i le clappe ye Close vp in Bride well , bones of me I le doo 't , 2. Pren. Beseech you sir , pardon this first offence . Hob. First , bones a God , why t is your common course , And you must needes be gusling , goe by turnes , One to the Alehouse , and two keepe the shop . Enter Pedler with Tawnie-coate . 2. Pren. It shall be done sir , how much ware youl l you haue ? Ped. Fiue pounds worth in such Commodities , as I bespoke last night . 1. Pren. They are readie sorted . Taw. God blesse you M. Hobson . Hob. Bones a god , knaue , th' art welcome what 's the newes At bawdie Barnewell , and at Sturbridge Fayre ? What , haue your London wenches any trading ? Taw. After the old sort sir , they visite the Toulebooth , and the Bulring still . Hob. Good girles , they doe their kinde , what your packes emptie ? Good newes , a signe you bring your purses full , And bones a God , full purses must be welcome : Sort out their wares : welcome 's your due : Pay the old debt , and penne and incke for newe . Taw. We haue for you sir , as white as Beares teeth . Hob. Bones a god , knaues you are welcome , but what newes ? What newes i' the Countrey ? what Commodities Are most respected with your countrie Girles ? Taw.

Faith sir , our Countrey girles are a kin to your London Courtiers , euery month sicke of a new fashion , the horning buske and silken bridelaces are in good request with the Parsons wife , your huge poking sticke , and french perewig , with Chamber-maides , and waiting-gentlewomen , now your Puritans poker is not so huge , but somewhat longer , a long slender poking sticke is the all in all with your Suffolke Puritane , your silkband , halfe farthingales , and changeable Fore-parts are common , not a wench of thirteene but weares a changeable forepart .

Hob. An ancient wearing : ther 's some changeable stuffe Has beene a weare with women , time out of minde . Taw.

Besides sir , many of our yong married men , haue tane an order to weare yellow Garters , Points , & Shootyings , and us thought , yellow will grow a custome .

Hob: T 'as beene vsde long at London . Tow.

And t is thought t' will come in request in the Countrey too , t' is a fashion , that three or foure yong wenches haue promis'd me their husbands shall weare , or they le misse of their markes : then your maske , silke-lace , wash't Gloues , carnation girdles , and buske-point sutable , as common as Coales from New-castle , you shall not haue a Kitchin-maide scrape trenchers without her wash't Gloues , a Darie-wench will not ride to market to sell her Butter-milke , without her maske and her buske .

Hob. Still a good hearing , let the countrey pay Well for their pride , t is gratis here at London , And that 's the cause t is growne so generall . But feede their humours , and do not spare , Bring Countrey-money for our London ware . Enter Gresham , and Iohn Gresham . Gresh. Where 's M. Hobson , cry you mercie sir . Hob. No harme good M. Gresham , pray draw neere : I le but dispatch a fewe olde Customers , And bend a present eare to your discourse . Gresh. At your best leysure . Hob. Nay my taske is done : O M. Gresham t' was a golden world When we were Boyes , an honest Countrey-yeoman , Such as our fathers were , God rest their soules Would were white Karfie : bones a me you knaues , Stooles for these Gentlemen , your worships welcome . Gresh. You know my businesse . Hob. About your kinsman , He shall be welcome : beseech you Gentlemen Lesse of your curtesie : when shall we see the Youth ? Gresh. Why this is he . Hob. Which , bones a me man , which ? Gresh. Why this . Hob. Which , where , what this yong gentleman ! Bones a me man , hee 's not for Hobsons turne . He lookes more like my Master then my seruant . Gresh. I must confesse he is a Gentleman , And my neere kinsman : were he myne owne childe , His seruice should be yours . Hob. I thanke you for 't , And for your sake i le giue him entertainment ? But Gentleman if you become my man , You must become more ciuile : bones a me , What a curld pate is here ? I must ha' te off , You see my Liuerie , Hobsons men are knowne By their Freeze Coates : and you will dwell with me , You must be plaine , and leaue of brauerie . Iohn .

I hope sir to put on such ciuill conformitie , as you shall not repent my entertainment .

Hob. Pray God it prooue so . Gresh : If he doe respect an Vncles loue , let him be diligent . Hob. well , M. Gresham , partly for your loue , And chiefly to supply my present want , Because you say your kinsman is well seene Both in languages and factorship , I doe intend to send him into France , In trust both with my Marchandzies and my Cash . Iohn .

And if I take not order to cashier that and myselfe too , a pox of all French-farthingales .

Gresh. How stand you minded to your Masters motion ? Iohn .

Somewhat vnwilling to leaue my acquaintance , but good Vncle , I know you send me out of loue , and I hope t' will be a meanes to call me home the sooner .

Gresh. Pray God it may . Iohn .

I le want of my will else , I le play a Marchants part with you , i le take vp french Commodities , veluet kirtles , and taffery fore-parts ; i le ha that I go for , or i le make halfe the hot-houses in Deepe smoake for this tricke .

Hob. What are your bookes made euen with your accounts ? 1 Pren. I haue compar'd our wares with our receipt , And , sind sir , ten poundes difference . Hob. Bones a me knaue , Ten pounds in a morning : heer 's the fruit Of Dagger Pyes , and Alehouse-guslings : Make euen your Reckonings , or Gods mother knaues , You shall all smart for 't . 2. Harke you fellow Goodman , Who tooke the ten pound of the countrie Chapman . That told my master the newe fashions ? 1. Fore God not I . 3. Nor I . Hob. Bones a me , knaues , I haue pa'yd soundly for my Countrey newes : What was his name ? 1. Now afore God , I know not . 2. I neuer saw him in the shoppe till now . Hob. Now bones a me , what carlesse Knaues keepe I , Giue me the booke , what habite did he were ? 1. As I remember me , a tawnie coate . Hob. Art sure : then set him downe Iohn Tawnie-coate . 1. Ten pound in trust vnto Iohn Tawnie-coate . Hob. Bones a God man , these knaues will begger me . Gresh. Birladie sir , ten pounds is too much to loose , But ten times ten pound cannot shake your credite . Hob. Thanke God for all : when I came first to towne , It would haue shooke me shrewdly : but M. Gresham . How stands your difference with Sir Thomas Ramsey ? Are you made friends yet ? Gresh. He is so obstinate , That neither Iuries , nor Commissions , Nor the intreaties of his neerest friends , Can stoope him vnto composition . Hob. T is passing strange : were Hobson in your coate , Ere i 'de consume a pennie amongst Lawyers , I de giu 't poore people , bones a me I wold . Gresh. A good resolue : but sit Thomas Ramsies mind Is of another temper , and ere Gresham Will giue away a tittle of his right , The Law shall begger me . Hob. Bones a me , man , t will doe that quickly . Gresh. To preuent which course , The Lady Ramsey hath by earnest sute , Procur'd the reuerent Preacher Doctour Nowell , A man well reckoned for his graue respect . To comprimise and ende our difference , The place the Lombard , ten of clocke the houre Appointed for the hearing of our cause . Shall I request your friendly companie , Hob. With all my heart , both companie and purse : Bones a me , knaues , looke better to my shoppe : Men of our trade must weare good husbands eyes , Mongst many Chap-men there are fewe that buyes . My leysure now your businesse attends , Time's wonne not lost , that 's spent to make men friends . Exeunt . Enter Doctor Nowell , and my Lady Ramsie . Ladie . Good Master Doctor Nowell , let your loue Now shew it selfe vnto me : such as they , Men of the chiefest note within this Citie To be at such a iarre , doth make mee blush Whom it doth scarse concerne : you are a good man , Take you the course in hand and make them friends , T will be a good dayes worke , if so it end . D. Now. My Lady Ramsie , I haue heard ere this Of their contentions , their long suite in Lawe , How by good friends they haue beene perswaded both , Yet both but deafe to fayre perswasion : What good will my word doe with headstrong men ? Breath blowne against the winde , retures againe . Lady . Although to Gentlemen and Cittizens , They haue beene so rash , yet to so graue a man , Of whom none speake but speake with reuerence , Whose words are gather'd in by euery eare As flowers receiue the dew that comfort them , They will be more attentiue : pray take it in hand , T is a good deede , t' will with your vertue stand . D. Now. To be a make-peace doth become me well , The charitable motion good in you , And in good sooth t' will make me wet mine eyes , To see them euen , haue beene so long at ods . And by my meanes , i le doe the best I can , But God must blesse my words , for man s but man . Enter Sir Thomas Ramsie . Lady . I thanke you heartily , and by the houre I know . They will be presently heere on the Lumbard , Whither I drew you for this intent : And see , sir Thomas is come : pray breake with him . D. Now. Good day to sir Thomas Ramsie . Ram. M. Deane of Powles , as much to you : T is strange to see you here in Lumberstreet , This place of trafficke whereon Marchants meete . D. Now. T is not my custome : but sir Thomas . Enter M. Gresham , and old Hobson . Hob. Come , come : Now body a me , I sweare not euery day , You are too to much to blame : two Citizens , Such as your selfe , and sir Thomas Ramsie are , To beat your selues in Law sixe or seuen yeare , Make Lawyers , Turneyes clarkes , and knaues , to spend Your money in a brabling controuersie , Euen like too fooles : see where the other is , With our Deane of Powles , nere better met , We two as Vmpiers will conclude a strife Before the Clocke strike twelue , that now is aleuen : Lawyers this full seuen yeare haue brabled in , And with a cuppe or two of merry-godowne , Make them shake hands : Is 't not well said M. Deane ? D. Now. And I could wish it as well done , M. Hobson . Gresh. I le haue you both know though you are my friends , I scorne my cause should stoope or yee le to him , Although he be reputed Ramsie the rich . Ram. And Gresham shall perceiue that Ramsies purse , Shall make him spend the wealth of Osterley , But he shall know . Gresh. Know , what shall I know ? Ram. That Ramsie is as good a man as Gresham . Gresh. And Gresham is as good a man as Ramsie . Ram. Tut , tut , tut , Gresh Tut in thy teeth although thou art Hob. Bones a me , you are both to blame : ( a Knight . We two like friendes , come to conclude your strife , And you like fish-wiues fall a scolding here . D. Now. How stands the difference twixt you my good friends ? Ladie . The impatience both of the one and other , Will not permit to heare each other speake : I le tell the cause for both , and thus it is . There is a Lordship called Osterley , That M. Gresham hath both bought and built vpon . Gresh. And t' is a goodly Manour , M. Deane . Lady . Which Osterley before he dealt therein , Sir Thomas my husband here did thinke to buy , And had giuen earnest for it . Ram. Then Gresham here , deales with the Land-seller , And buyes my bargaine most dishonestly . Gres. God for his mercie touch mine honesty , Away with comprimize , with taking vp , The Lawe shall try my cause and honestie . Ram. T' will proue no better then it should Gresham . Gres. T' will prooue as good as Ramsies , Ramsie . Ram. Do not I know thy rising ? Gres. I , and I know thine . Ram. Why mine was honestly . Gresh. And so was mine . Hob. Hey day , bones a me Was 't euer seene two men to scold before ? Here 's , I know thy rising , and I know thine , When as Gods blessing , that hath rais'd them both . Am I worse because in Edwards dayes , When Poperie went downe , I did ingrosse Most of the Beades that were within the Kingdome , That when Queene Marie , had renewed that Church , They that would pray on Beades were forc't to me : I made them stretch their purse-strings , grew rich thereby , Beads were to me a good commoditie . Gresh. No matter for your beads , my right 's my right . Ram. Yet Gresham shall well know he hath done me wrong . Gresh. Ther 's law inough to right you , take your course . D. Now. Reason being made mans guide , why is 't that force Are violent passions to sweepe the soule Into such head-long mischiefes : t is onely this , Reason would rule , Nature a Rebell is . You know the fire of your contention , Hath onely cherishing and is maintain'd From vild affections , whose strength 's but thus As soultry heat doth make vs shunne the fire , An extreame colde doth alter that desire : All things that haue beginnings , haue their ends . Your hate must haue conclusion , then be friends . Hob. Friends , M. Doctor Nowell , looke you heere , Heer 's M. Greshams hand . Lady . I le bring the tother . Hob. This seuen yeare they haue beene in law together . How much such men as they in seuen yeares spend , Lawyres may laugh at , but let wise men iudge . Gresh. Friend Hobson . Ram. Wife Lady . Hob. Bones a me , i le hold you fast , I will not haue a couple of such men Make cackling lawyers rich , and themselues fooles , And for a trifling cause : as I am olde Hobson . Gresh. Sir Thomas Ramsis . Ram. Master Gresham . Hob. Body of mee , both shall be school'd , M. D. Nowell , You know the cause that this contention , Is onely that he bought a peece of land This had giuen earnest for , all Adams earth , And Adams earth is free for Adams sonnes , And t is a shame men should contend for it : What ere you speake shall for a sentence stand , And being spoke , they shall shake hand in hand . D. Now. If I must then decide the difference , Thus it shall bee : because that Sir Thomas Ramsis , Had earnest giuen before you bought the Land , Though you were not acquainted with so much , I doe award he haue a hundred pound Toward his charges , and for that you Haue both payd for the Land , and built vpon it , It shall continue yours : the money you haue spent , Either account it lost , or badly lent . Gresh. Gods precious , I haue spent fiue hundred pound , Ram. And so haue I . Hob. No matter . The iudgement stands , onely this verdite too , Had you before the law fore-seene the losse , You had not now come home by weeping crosse . Strifes may as well haue end twixt honest men , Lawyers set fooles to Law , then laugh at them . Gresh. Fore God t is true : and now I thinke vpon it , We might at first haue ended it by friendes , And made our selues merry with the money : But being done , t is done , then sir Thomas Ramsey , Let 's leaue both loosers , t is but a thousand pound , And if you be as well content as I , Here wee le shake hands and let our anger dye . Hob. Shake hands , by the Marie god , sir Thomas what else , Ram. You shew your selues our friends , to make vs friends , Then in good sooth i le not be obstinate . Lady . Nay , M. Doctor Nowell ioyne their hands , I know the reuerent regard of you Hath tempred both their hearts . Gresh. Madame , t is true : I thinke to any but so good a man , We should haue both beene headstrong : but come . D. Now. With all my heart , long may you liue together , As friend should be to friend , brother to brother . Gresh. Amen , amen , sir Thomas . Ram. Amen , amen , Master Gresham . Hob. Amen , amen , to you both . And is not t is better then euery Terme to trot after Lawyers ? Gresh. Good sooth t is true , if we could thinke it so , But t is mans nature , he desires his woe . A storme . Now passion of me sir Thomas , a cruell storme , And we stay long we shall be wet to the skinne , I doe not lik't , nay and it angers mee That such a famous Citie as this is , Wherein so many gallant Marchants are , Haue not a place to meete in , but in this , Where euery shoure of raine must trouble them : I cannot tell but if I liue : let s step into the Popes head , We shall be dropping dry if stay here : I le haue a roofe built , and such a roofe , That Marchants and their wiues , friend and their friends Shall walke vnderneath it as now in Powles . What day of the Month is this ? Hob. Day M. Gresham , let me see : I tooke a fellowes word for twentie pound The tenth of March , the tenth of March . Gresh. The tenth of March , well if I liue , I le raise a worke shall make our Marchants say , T' was a good showre that fell vpon that day . How now Iacke ? Enter Iohn Gresham . Iohn . Sir , my M. here hauing preferd me to be his Factor into I am come to take my leaue of you . ( France Gresh. I thanke him for his care of thee : M. Hobson , My kinsman 's come to take his leaue of me , He tels me you are sending him for France . Hob. Bones a me knaue , art there yet ? I thought thou hadst been halfe way there by this . Iohn . I did but stay sir , to take my leaue of my Vncle . Gresh. O M. Hobson , he comes in a very good time , I was bethinking me whom I might send To fetch this hundred pound , I am set to pay To sir Thomas Ramsey : nay , as we are friends Wee le haue all Couenants kept before we part . Iohn . God graunt that I may see it . Gresh. Here Iohn take this seal'd Ring , Bid Timothy presently send me a hundred pound . Iohn . I sit . Gresh. I am sure he hath it ready told for thee , Wee le stay here on the Lumbard till thou comest . Iohn . Yes Sir . D. Now. Nay stay good Iohn , thou knowst my dwelling Iohn ? Iohn . In Powles Church-yard Sir . D. Now. The hundred pound thou art sent for , bring it thither Iohn . Yes marry will I sir . Exit . D. Now. And my good friends , since that so long a strife Hath ende by my perswasion , i le entreat , My house may entertaine you for this time . Where with such necessaries wee le passe the time , As God shall best be pleased , and you contented : I keepe no ryot , nor you looke for none , Onely my table is for euery one . Gresh. A cup of Sacke and welcome M. Deane , Nature is best contented with a meane . Exeunt . Enter Timothy and Iohn Gresham . Iohn . As I told you Timothy , You must send my Vncle straight a hundred pound : A dines at Doctor Nowels , and gaue me in charge To hast with the money after him . Thimo.

You come to me Iohn for a hundred pound , I thanke my spirituall maker I haue the charge of many hundreds of his now Iohn : I hope Iohn you feare God . ( too .

Iohn . Feare God , S'foot what else , I feare God and the deuill Tym.

I must tell you Iohn and I know it , you haue not fed of the spirituall food , but edified by faith and suffered the tares of the wild affections to be burnt .

Iohn .

Foote thou wouldst not haue me make my selfe a French Martyr , to be burnt at these yeares wouldst thou ?

Tym.

I haue knowne them Iohn of our Church , haue beene burnt for other sinnes before thy yeares .

Iohn .

I by my faith Timothy it may be you haue , for as close as you carry your teeth together , with indeed good brother , I doe not thinke but once in a yeare , a man might finde you quartered betwixt the Mouth at Bishops-gate , and the preaching place in Spittle .

Tim.

Now you talke of the Spittle , I must say in very deede I haue beene in the Spittle .

Iohn .

It is the more like Timothy you haue beene acquainted with the pox then .

Tim.

But if you should thinke Iohn , that I would be there to commit , deale , or to speake more prophanely , to venture in the way of all flesh , you doe wrong me being a brother of the faith .

Iohn .

Come right your selfe and your Master then , and send him this one hundred pound , here 's his seal'd Ring , I hope a warrant sufficient .

Tim. Vpon so good securitie Iohn , i le fit me to deliuer it . Exit Iohn .

Spend it , God send mee but once to finger it , and if I doe not make a Flanders reckoning on 't , and that is as I haue heard mad wags say , receiue it heare and reuell it away in an other place : let me bee spit out of the roome of good fellowship , and neuer haue so much fauour to touch the skirt of a Taffatie peticote .

Tut I am yong , mine Vncle 's an old chuffe , And i le not want by God , since he hath enough . I must not let this same wainscot-face , yea & nay , heare me tho . Enter Timothy . Tim.

Here Iohn , accept my dutie to my Master , I must tell you Iohn , I would not haue trusted you Iohn , without so susficient a discharge .

Iohn .

I am the lesse beholding vnto you , but now I hau 't , because you preach't to me vpon my demande of it , i le be so bold to lecture to you vpon your deliuerie , Timothie you know the Prouerbe good Timothy , That the still Sow eates all the draffe : and no question the most smooth tongu'd fellow , the more arrant knaue : God forbid I should call you so Timothy , yet I will leaue this for your further remembrance .

Vnder the yea and nay , men often buy Much cosonage , finde many a lye : He that with yea and nay makes all his sayings , Yet prooues a Iudas in his dealings , Shall haue this written o're his graue , Thy life seem'd pure , yet di'd a knaue . Timothy .

Doe you heare Iohn , you know the Chapmans word in London , I le trust you but no further then I see you , you haue the hundred pound Iohn , but for that you haue wrong'd vs that loue to be edified , I will goe with you to my Master , and see the money deliuered .

Iohn . Why , a trusted me to come with 't . Timothy . I care not by yea , and nay , i le goe by yea and nay , I will . Iohn .

Let me but aske thee this question , Whither dost thou goe , in any loue to thy master , or to me ?

Tim.

Though my master be my master , yet you haue stur'd my stomack .

Iohn :

I thought there was the fruit of your Puritane patience , come let 's along , and if I doe not shew your religion a trick shall be scarse disgested with pepins or cheese , let me bee cal'd Cut , Come along .

Exeunt . Enter Honestie the Sergeant , and Quick . Honestie .

Fellow Quicke , pray thee haue a care if thou canst see Iohn the Vpholster , I must needes airest him .

Quick . How much is the debt ? Honestie . Some 50. li. Quic. Dost thou thinke he is able to put in bayle to the action ? Honestie . I thinke scarse ynough . Quick .

Why then wee 'le arrest him to the popes-head , call for the best cheere in the house , first feede vpon him , and then if he wil not come off , carry him to the counter , but if he wil stretch some 4. or 5. li. being the sums so great he shal passe , wee le make him sweare he shall not tell he was arrested , and wee le sweare to the creditor we cannot meet with him .

Honest. Fore God thou sayst well . Quick .

I haue serued Sent the Perfumer , Tallow the Currier , Quarrell the Glasier , and some three or foure more of our poore smelts so this morning .

Enter Iohn . Iohn .

Hart I haue cour'st thorow two or three Lanes , yet the miching slaue followes me so close I can not giue him the slippe for this hundred pound : as God saue me now ti 's in my hand i' do rather be hang'd then part from it : Foote , t' will make a man merry halfe a yere together in France , command wenches or any thing : part from it quoth you , that were a iest indeed : shall a yong man as I am , and though I say it indifferent proper , goe into a strange countrey , and not shew himselfe what mettell hee is made of when a comes there : I protest a very good hundred pound , a hundred pound will goe farre in France , and when a man hath it not of his owne , who should hee make bold withall for it , if he may not with his Vncle ; but see if that thin fac't rogue be not come againe , I must haue a tricke for him .

Enter Tim. Tim.

For all your fore-long too and fro , by yea and nay , i le follow you .

Iohn .

Will you , there should bee Sergeants here abouts , will you : Lord if it be thy will send mee to hit of one , and if I doe not shew you a tricke , thou shouldst be a Sergeant by thy peering so .

Honest. Why M. Iohn so I am . ( thy name ? Iohn . Thou art happily met : I am looking for one , what 's Ho.

My name M. Iohn , I haue beene merry at your Vncles many a time , my name's Honestie .

Iohn . I faith . Quick . Nay , i le assure you his name is Honestie , and I am Quick Ioh. Honestie ! who the pox gaue thee that name ? ( his Yeoman . But thou must doe an office for my Vncle : Heare Quicke , runne thou before and enter the action , Ther 's money , an action of an hundred pound Against Timothy Thin-beard , M. Greshams Factor , I hope I shall teach you to dog me . Quick . An action against Thin-beard , I goe . Exit . Iohn . Here Honestie , there 's money for thy arrest , Be sure to take good Bayle or clap him fast : I hope I shall shew you a trick . Honest. Mum for that . Iohn . See where he is , God prosper it . Fasten vpon him like a hungry Dog vpon a peece of meate : And if this be not a tricke to chaste a foole , A more knaue learne me , and i le goe to schoole . Honest. I arrest you Sir . Tim: Arrest me , thou seruant to Sathan : at whose sute ? Honest. At your Masters , M. Greshams . Tim. O God for thy mercie , M. Iohn , M. Iohn . Iohn . Nay , nay , this 100. li , hath other worke in hand for me , You are in the Deuils hand , and so agree . Exit . Tim. My good friend , now what must become of me ? Honest.

Vnles , wee shall to the Tauerne , and drinke till you can send for Baile , you must to the Counter .

Tim.

Is ther no difference made betwixt the faithfull and the vnfaithfull .

Honest.

Faith very little in paying of debts : but if you be so holy , I maruel how you run so farre behind hand With your M.

Tim.

I must confesse I owe my M. 500. li. How I came so , it is not fit to lay the sins of our flesh open to euery eie , & you know the saying , T is bad to do euill , but worse to boast of it : yet hee aboue knowes that sometimes as soone as I haue come from Bowe-church , I haue gone to a Baudie-house . ( your knauerie .

Honest. Nay it appeares so , that now your M. hath smelt out Tim.

Not to commit in very deed good friend , but only to see fashions or to recreat & stir vp our drowsie appetites .

Enter Quic. Honest.

Well here comes my fellow Quick , and vnles you wil content vs for staying , you must along to the Counter .

Tim.

I hope you thinke The Labourer is worthie of his hire : we will stay here at the Tauerne , and Quick I will content thee , to carry a letter to my master , wherein I will make him a restitution of his 500. li. by repentance , and shew him the way that my fraile nature hath run into .

Honest. Well , wee le be pay'd by the houre . Tim. It will not be amisse if you buy an houre-glasse . Exeunt . Enter D. Nowel , Gresham . sir Tho. Ramsie , Hobson , Lady Ramsie , Gresh. Come M. D. Nowell , now we haue done Our worst to your good cheere , wee 'd faine be gone : Onely we stay my kinsmans long returne , To pay this hundred pound to sir Thomas Ramsie . D. Now. Then assure you , he will be heare presently : In the meane time , I haue drawne you to this walke , A Gallerie , wherein I keepe the Pictures Of many charitable Citizens : That hauing fully satisfied your bodyes , You may by them learne to refresh your soules . Gresh. Are all these Pictures of good Cittizens ? D. Now. They are , and i le describe to you some of their births , How they bestowd their liues , and did so liue The fruits of this life might a better giue . Gresh. You shall gaine more in shewing this to vs , Then you haue showne . Lady . Good M. Deane , I pray you shew it vs . This was the Picture of sir Iohn Philpot sometimes Mayor , This man at one time , at his owne charge , Leauied ten thousand souldiers , guarded the Realme From the incursions of our enemies : And in the yeare a thousand three hundred and eightie , When Thomas of Woodstocke , Thomas Percie with other noble Were sent to ayd the Duke of Britannie , ( men , This sayd Iohn Filpot furnisht out foure ships At his owne charges and did release the armor That the poore souldiers had for victuals paw'nd . This man did liue when Walworth was Lord Maior That prouident , valiant , and learned Citizen , That both attacht , and kild the traytor Tyler , For which good seruice Walworth the Lord Maior , This Filpot , and foure other Aldermen , Were knighted in the field . Thus did he liue , and yet before he di'd Assur'd reliefe for thirteene poore for euer . Gres: By the marry God a worthy Citizen : On good my Deare . Now: This sir Richard Whitington three times Maior , Sonne to a Knight , and Prentise to a Mercer , Began the Librarie of Gray-Friars in London ; And his Executors after him did build Whittington Colledge , thirteene Almes-houses for poore men , Repair'd S. Bartholmewes in Smithfield , Glased the Guild-hall , and built Newgate . Hob. Bones of mee then I haue heard lyes , For I haue heard he was a scullion , And rai'sd himselfe by venture of a Cat . Now: They did the more wrong to the gentleman . This sir Iohn Allen Mercer and Maior of London , A man so graue of life that he was made A priuie Counsellor to King Henrie the eight , He gaue this Citie a rich Coller of gold , That by the Maior succeeding should be worne ; Of which sir William Laxton was the first , And is continued euen vnto this yeare , A number more there are , of whose good deeds This Citie florisht . Gresh : And we may be ashamed , For in their deeds we see our owne disgrace , We that are Citizens are rich as they were . Behold their charitie in euery streete , Churches for prayer , Almes-houses for the poore , Conduits which bring vs water : all which good We doe see and are relieu'd withall , And yet wee liue like beasts , spend time and die , Leauing no good to be remembred by . Lady . Among the Stories of these blessed men , So many that inrich your Gallarie , There are two womens Pictures : what were they ? D. Now. They are two that haue deseru'd a memorie , Worthy the note of our Posteritie : This Agnes Foster , wife to sir A. Foster , That fre'd a Beggar at the grate of Lud-gate , Was after Maior of this most famous Citie , And builded the South-side of Lud-gate vp , Vpon which wall these Verses I haue read . Deuout soules that passe this way , For M. Foster late Maior honestly pray , And Agnes his Wife to God consecrate , That of pitty this house made for Londoners in Lud.gate : So that for lodging and water here nothing they pay , As their Keepers shall answere at dreadfull Doomes day . Lady . O what a charitable deed was this ! This Aue Gibson who in her husbands life , Being a Grocer , and a sherife of London , Founded a free Schoole at Ratcliffe , There to instruct three-score poore children , Built fourteene Almes-houses for fourteene poore Leauing for Tutors 50. li. a yeare , And Quarterly for euery one a Noble . Lady . Why should not I liue so , that being dead My name might haue a register with theirs . Gresh. Why should not all of vs being wealthy men , And by Gods blessing onely rais'd ; but Cast in our mindes how we might them exceed In godly workes , helping of them that need . Hob. Bones a me t is true : why should we liue , To haue the poore to curse vs being dead ? Heauen grant that I may liue , that when I die , Although my children laugh , the poore may cry . Now. If you will follow the religious path , That these haue beat before you , you shall win heauen , Euen in the mid-day walkes you shall not walke the street . But widowes orisons , Laysars prayers , Orphans thankes , Will flye into your eares , and with a ioyfull blush , Make you thanke God that you haue done for them : When otherwise thei l fill you eares with curses , Crying we feed on woe , you are our Nurses . O i st not better that yong couples say , You rais'd vs vp , then you were our decay : And mothers tongues teach their first borne to sing , Of your good deeds , then by the bad to wring . Hob. No more M. D. Nowell , no more , I thinke these words should make a man of flint . To mend his life : how say you M Gresham ? Gresh. Fore-god they haue starred teares into my eyes , And M. D. Nowel you shall see The words that you haue spoke , haue wrought effect in me . Ladw. And from these women I will take a way , To guide my life for a more blessed stay . Now. Begin then whilst you liue , least being dead , The good you giue in charge be neuer done , Make your owne hands your executors , your eyes ouer-seers , And haue this saying euer in your mind : Women be forgetfull , children be vnkind , Executors be couetous , and take what they find . Hob. In my time I haue seene many of them . Gresh. I le learne then to preuent them whilst I liue , The good I meane to doe ; these hands shall giue . Enter Quick . Quick . The matter you wot of sit is done . Gresh. Done knaue , what 's done ? Quick .

Is in hucksters handling sir , and heare he commend him vnto you .

Gresh. Mary God knaue dost tel me Riddles , what 's all this ? Quic. A thing will speake his owne minde to you , If you please but to open the lip . Enter Clo. Clo.

Bee your leaue Gentlemen , I am come to smell out my master here : Your kins-man Iohn sir , your kins-man Iohn .

Gresh. O he has brought the hundred pound , where is he ? Clo. It appeares by this , the matter is of lesse waight . Gresh. What more paper : ! Fellow , what hast thou brought me here , a recantation ? Clo. It may be so for he appeares in a white sheet . Quick . Indeed he seemes sorry for his bad life .. Gresh. Bad life , bad life knaue , what meanes all this ? M. D. Nowell , pray read it for me , And I le read that my kins-man Iohn hath sent : Where is he knaue ? Clo.

Your worship is no wiser then you should be , to keepe any of that cote .

Gresh. Knaue thou mean'st . Clo. Knaue I meane sir , but your kins-man Iohn , That by this time 's well forward on his way . Gresh. Hey-day , what haue we here , knauery as quick as Eeles ? Wee le more of this . Clo. You were best let me helpe you hold it sir . Gresh. Why knaue , doost thinke I cannot hold a paper . Clo.

Helpe will do no hurt for if the knauery be as quicke as an Eele , it may chance to deceiue you .

Greshams reades . I am a Marchant made by chance , And lacking coyne to venture : Your hundred pound 's gone toward France , Your Factor in the Counter . Quick .

No sir , he is yet but in the Tauerne at counter gate , but he shall soone be in if you please .

Gresh. Away knaue , let me read on . My father gaue me a portion , You keepe away my due : I haue payd my selfe a part to spend , Here 's a discharge for you . Precious cole , here 's a knaue round with me . D. Now. Your Factor Timothy Thin beard writes to you , Who as it seemes is arrested at your sute . Gresh. How , at my sute ! D. Now. And heare confesseth by vsing bad companie , He is run behind hand fiue hundred pound . And doth intreat you would be good to him . Gresh. How , run behind hand fiue hundred pound , And by bad companie : M. Deane of Powles , He is a fellow seemes so pure of life , I drust haue trusted him with all I had had . D. Now. Here is so much vnder his owne hand . Gresh. Ha , let me see , who set you to arrest him ? Quick . Why your kins-man Iohn sir , your kins-man Iohn . Gresh. He , ha , infaith I smell the knauerie then : This knaue belike mistrusting of my kinsman , Would come along to see the money giuen me : Mad Iacke hauing no tricke to put him off , Arrests him with a Sergeant at my sute , There went my hundred pound away : this Thin-beard then Knowing himselfe to haue playd the knaue with me , And thinking I had arrested him indeed , Confesseth all his trickes with yea , and nay : So her 's fiue hundred pound come , one runne away . Hob. Bones a me , M. Gresham , is my man Iohn Gone away with your hundred pound ? Clo. Faith it appeares so by the acquittance that I brought . Gresh. No matter M. Hobson , the charge you trust him with , I le see he shall discharge , I know he is wilde , Yet I must tell you i le not see him suncke : And afore-god it hath done my heart more good , The knaue had wit to doe so mad a tricke , Then if he had profited me twice so much . Ram. He euer had the name of mad Iacke Gresham . Gresh. Is the more like his Vncle , Sir Thomas Ramsie When I was yong I doe remember well , I was as very a knaue as he is now . Sirra , bring Thin-beard hither to me , and sir Thomas Ramsie , Your hundred pound i le see you pay'd my selfe : Ha ha , mad Iack , Gramercie for this slight , This hundred pounds makes me thy Vncle right . Exeunt . Enter Iohn Tawnicote . Taw.

I sure t is in this Lane , I turned on the right hand comming from the Stockes , nay , though there was master carles , man carels , and all careles , i le still be honest Iohn , and scorne to take any mans ware but i le pay them for it : I warrant they thinke me an arrant knaue , for going away and not paying , and in my conscience the master cudgeld the men , and the men the master , and all about me , when as God saue me I did it innocently . But sure this is the Lane , there 's the Windmill , there 's the Dogs head in the pot , and her 's the Fryer whipping the Nuns arse : ti 's here about sure .

Enter in the shop 2. of Hobsons folkes , and opening the shoppe . 1. Come fellow Crack , haue you sorted vp those wares ? Mark't them with 54. they must be pack't vp . 2. I haue don 't an houre agoe : haue you seal'd vp My masters Letter to his Factor Iohn Gresham ? It is at Deepe in France to send him Matches , For he must vse them at Bristow faire . 1. I , and the Poste receiued it two houres since . Taw.

Sure it is here about , the kennel was on my right hand , and I thinke in my conscience I shall neuer haue the grace of God and good lucke , if I doe not pay it : Gods foot , looke here , looke here , I know this is the shop by that same stretch-halter , O my masters , by your leaue good fellowes .

1. You are welcome sir , you are welcome . Taw.

Indeed that 's the common saying about London , if men bring money with them .

1. O sir , money customers to vs are best welcome . Taw.

You say well , so they should be . come turne o're your bookes , I am come to pay this same ten pound .

1.

And we are ready to receiue money : what might we call your name ?

Taw.

Why my name is Iohn Good-fellow , I hope I am not ashamed of my name .

1.

Your Kin are the more beholding to you , fellow Cracke turne o're the Callender , and looke for Iohn Good-fellow .

2. What comes it to ? Tawnie. Tenne pound . 1. You will haue no more wares with you , will you sir . Taw.

Nay prethee not too fast , let 's pay for the old before we talke of any new .

2.

Iohn Good-fellow , fellow Nimble-chaps , here 's no such name in all our booke .

1.

I thinke thou art mop-ey'd this morning , giue me the booke , Letter I , Letter I , Letter I : when had you your ware ?

Taw. I had it some ten dayes agoe . 1.

Your name 's Iohn Good-fellow you say , Letter I , Letter I , Letter I : You doe not come to mocke vs , doe you . Letter I , Letter I , Letter I . By this hand if I thought you did , I would knocke you about the eares afore wee parted fellow Cracke , get mee a Cudgell ready ; Letter I , Letter I , Letter I : Foote here 's no such name in all our Booke . Doe you heare fellow are you drunke this morning , to make vs looke for moone-shine in the water ?

Taw:

Fut , art not thou drunke this morning , canst not receiue the money that 's due to thee ? I tell thee I had ten pounds worth of ware here .

1.

And I tell thee Iohn Goodfellow , here 's no such name in our booke , nor no such ware deliuered .

Taw:

Gods precious , there 's a iest indeed , so a man may bee sworn out of himself , had not I ten pounds worth of ware here ?

2. No Goodman goose , that you had not . Taw:

Hyday , here 's excellent fellowes , are able to make their maisters hornes grow through his head in a month , they cannot only carelesly deliuer away his ware , but also they will not take money for it when it comes .

1.

Doe you heare Hoyden , and my master were not in the next roome , I de knocke you about eares for playing the knaue with vs , ere you parted .

Taw:

By the masse I thinke your master had more need knock you about the eares , for playing the Iackes with him , ther 's your ten pounds , tell it out with a wanion , and take it for your pains .

1.

Fut , here 's a mad slaue indeed will giue vs ten pound in spight of our teethes .

2.

Fellow Nimble Chaps , alas let the poore fellow alone , it appear's he is besides himselfe .

Taw:

By the masse , I thinke you will sooner make your master starke mad , if you play thus with euerie bodie .

Enter old Hobson . Hobs : Hyday , bones a mee , here 's lazy knaues . Past eight a clocke , and neither ware sorted , Not shop swept . Taw:

Good morrow to you sir , haue you any more stomacke to receiue money , than your men haue this morning ?

Hob:

Money is welcome chaffer , welcome good friend , Welcome good friend .

Taw: Here 's mounsieur malapart your man , scorns to receiue it . Hob: How knaues , thinke scorne to receiue my money ? Bones a mee growne proud , proud knaues , proud . 1.

I hope we know sir you doe not vse to bring vp your seruants to receiue money vnlesse it be due vnto you .

Hob. No bones a me knaues , not for a million : Friend , come to pay me money , for what , for what , For what come you to pay me money ? Taw. Why Sir , for ware I had some moneth agoe , Being Pins , Points , and Laces , Poting stickes for yong wiues , for yong wenches glasses , Ware of all sorts which I bore at my backe To sel where I come , with what do you lack , what do you lack ? What doe you lacke ? Hob. Bones a me a merry knaue : what 's thy name ? Taw. My name sir is Iohn Good-fellow , An honest poore Pedler of Kent . Hob. And had ten pound in ware of me , a moneth agoe : Bones giue me the bookes , Iohn Good-fellow of Kent . Taw. O sir , Nomine & naturae , by name and nature , I am as well knowne for a good-fellow in Kent , As your Cittie Summer 's known for a knaue , Come sir will you be telling . Hob. Tel me of no tellings , bones of me here 's no such matters Away knaue away , thou owest me none , out of my doores . Taw.

How , owe you none say you ! this is but a tricke to try my honestie now .

Hob. There 's a groat , goe drinke a pint of Sacke , Comfort thy selfe thou art not well in thy wits ; God forbid , pay me ten pound not due to me . Taw.

Gods dickins here 's a iest indeed , master mad , men mad , and all mad , here 's a mad houshold : doe you heare M. Hobson , I doe not greatly care to take your groat , and I care as little to spend it , yet you shall know I am Iohn , honest Iohn , and I will not be out fac't of my honesty , here I had ten pounds worth of ware , and I w'll pay for it .

Hob. Nimble-chaps , call for help Nimble-chaps , Bones of me the man begins to raue . 2. Master I haue found out one Iohn Tawnie-cote , Had ten pounds worth of ware a moneth agoe . Taw. Why that 's I , that 's I : I was Iohn Tawnie-cote then , Though I am Iohn Gray-cote now . Hob. Iohn Tawnie-cote ! welcome Iohn Tawnie-cote . Taw. Foot doe you thinke i le be out fac't of my honestie ? Hob. A stoole for Iohn Tawnie-cote , sit good Iohn Tawnie-cote . Honest Iohn Tawnie-cote , welcome Iohn Tawnie-cote . Taw. Nay , i le assure you we are honest all the generation of vs , There t' is to a Doyt I warrant it , you need not tell it after mee , Foot doe you think i le be out fac't of mine honestie ? Hob. Thou art honest Iohn , honest Iohn Tawnie-cote : Hauing so honestly pay'd for this , Sort vp his packe straight worth twentie pound , I le trust thee honest Iohn , Hobson will trust thee : And any time , the ware that thou doost lacke , Money or money not , i le stuffe thy packe . Taw. I thanke you Master Hobson , and this is the fruit of honestie . Enter a Purseuant . Pur. Be your leaue M. Hobson , I bring this fauour to you , My royall Mistresse Queeno Elizabeth , Hath sent to borrow a hundred pound of you . Hob. How , bones a mee , Queene know Hobson , Queene know And send but for one hundred pound : Friend come in ; ( Hobson ? Come in friend , shall haue two , Queene shall haue two : If Queene know Hobson , once her Hobsons purse , Must be free for her she is Englands Nurse : Come in good friend , ha , Queene know Hobson , Nay come in Iohn wee 'le dine together too . Taw. Make vp my packe and i le along from you Singing merrily on the way , Poynts , Poynts , Gloues , and Purses , Pokingsticks , and blacke Iet-rings , Cambricks , lawnes , and pretie things : Come maydes and buy my backe doth croke , I haue all that you want : what doe you lacke ? What doe you lacke ? Exeunt . Enter Gresham and Sword-bearer . Gresh. Our Citties Sword-bearer and my very good friend , What haue our honourable Court of Aldermen Determin'd yet shall Gresham haue a place , To erect this worthy building to his name , May make the Cittie speake of him for euer . Sword . They are in earnest counsell sir about it . Gresh. Be you my Agent too and fro to them , I know your place and will be thankfull to you : Tell them I waite here in the Maiors Court , Beneath in the Sheriffes Court my workemen waite In number full a hundred , my Frame is ready , All onely stay their pleasure , then out of hand Vp goes my worke , a credite to the Land . Sword . I shall be dutifull in your request . Exit . Gresh. Doe good M. Sword-bearer , now when this worke is It shall be in the pleasure of my life , ( rais'd , To come and meet our Marchants at their houre , And see them in the greatest storme that is Walke dry , and in a worke I rais'd for them : Or fetch a turne within my vpper walke , Within which square I haue ordered Shoppes shall bee Of neat but necessariest Trades in London . And in the richest sort being garnish't out , T' will doe me good to see shops with faire wiues Sit to attend the profit of their husbands : Yong maides brought up young men as prentises . Some shall prooue masters and speake in Greshams praise , In Greshams worke we did our fortunes raise . For I dare say both Countrey and the Court , For wares shall be beholding to this worke . Enter Sword-bearer , Lord Mayor , and Sheriffes . Sword . M. Gresaam , Thus sends the Lord Mayor and Court of Aldermen . Ram. Or rather come to bring the newes our selfe : We haue determin'd of a place for you In Corne-hill , the delightfull of this Cittie , Where you shall raise your Frame : the Cittie at their Charge Hath bought the houses and the ground , ( pound ; And payd for both three thousand fiue hundred three & twentie Order is giuen the houses shall be sold , To any man will buy them and remooue them , Shirife . Which is already done , being fourescore housholds , Were sold for 478. pound . The plot is also plain'd at the Citties charges , And wee in name of the whole Cittizens , Doe come to giue you full possession Of this our purchase , whereon to build a Burse , A place for-Marchants to assemble in , At your owne charges . Gresh. M Sherife I le doo 't , and what I spend therein , I scorne to lose day , neglect is a sinne : Where be my worke men ? Enter workemen . Work . Here , here with trowell and tooles ready at hand . Gresh. Come fellowes , come : Enter D. Nowell and Hobson . We haue a Frame made , and we haue roome To raise it : but M. D. Nowell , and M. Hobson , We haue your presence in a happie time , This seuenth of Iune we the first stone will lay Of our new Burse , giue vs some Brickes : Here 's a bricke , here 's a faire Soueraigne , Thus I begin , bee it hereafter told I laid the first stone with a peece of gold . Hee that loues Gresham follow him in this , The gold we lay , due to the workemen is . Worke . . O God blesse M. Gresham , God blesse M. Gresham . Ram. The Mayor of London M. Gresham followes you : Vnto your first this second I doe fit , And lay this peece of gold a toppe of it . Shri. So doe the Sheriffes of London after you . Hob. And bones of me , old Hobson will be one , Here 's fellowys there 's my gold giue me a stone . Work . God forbid a man of your credite should want stones D. Now. Is this the Plot sir of your worke in hand ? Gresh. The whole Plot both of forme and fashion . D. Now. In sooth it will be a good edifice , Much Art appeares in it : in all my time I haue not seene a worke of this neat forme : What is this vaultage for , is fashioned here ? Gresh. Stowage for Marchants ware and strangers goods , As either by exchange or otherwayes are vendable . D. Now. Here is a middle round and a farre space , The round is greater , and the space Seemes open : your conceite for that ? Gresh. The grates giue light vnto the Cellerage , Vpon the which i le haue my friends to walke , When heauen giues comfortable raine vnto the earth : For that I will haue couered , D. Now. So it appears . Gresh. This space that hides not heauen from vs , Shall be so still , my reason is , Ther 's Summers heat , as well as winters colde , And I allow and here 's my reason for 't , T is better to be bleak't by winters breath , Then to be stifled vp with Summers heat : In cold weather walke drie and thicke together , And euery honest man warme one another : In Summer then when too much heat offends , Take aire a Gods name Marchants or my friends . D. Now. And what of this part that is ouer head ? Gresh. M. Deane in this : There is more ware there then in all the rest , Here like a parish for good Cittizens And their faire wiues to dwell in , i le haue shoppes Where euery day they shall become themselues In neat attire , that when our Courtiers Shall come in traines to pace old Greshams Burse , They shall haue such a girdle of chaste eyes , And such a globe of beautie round about : Ladies shall blush to turne their vizards off , And Courtiers sweare they ly'd when they did scoffe . D. Now. Kind M. Gresham this same worke of yours , Will be a Tombe for you after your death , A benefit to Tradesmen and a place Where Marchants meet their trafficke to maintaine , Where neithèr could shall hurt them , heat , nor raine . Gresh. O M Nowell I did not forget The troublesome storme we had in Lumbar-fleet , That time Sir Thomas and I were aduersaries , And you and M. Hobson made vs friends . I then did say , and now i le keepe my word , I saw a want and I would helpe afford : Nor is my promise giuen you when you shew'd That rancke of charitable men to vs , That I would follow their good actions Forgot with me , but that before I die , The world shall see I le leaue like memorie . A blasing Starre . Hob. Fore-God my Lord , haue you beheld the like ! Looke how it streakes , what doe you thinke of it ? Shir. T is a strange Comet M. Hobson , My time to my remembrance hath not seene A sight so wonderfull . M. D. Nowell , To iudge of these things your experience Exceedeth ours , what doe you hold of it ? For I haue heard that Meteors in the ayre , Of lesser forme , lesse wonderfull then these , Rather fore-tell of danger's imminent , Then flatter vs wish future happinesse . D. Now. Art may discourse of these things none can iudge Directly of the will of heauen in this , And by discourse thus far I hold of it . That this strange starre appearing in the North , And in the constellation of Cassiopey , Which with three fixed starres commixt to it , Doth make a Figure Geometrycall , Lozengewise cal'd of the learned Rombus , Conducted with the hourely Moone of heauen , And neuer altred from the fixed sphere , Fore-tels such alteration that my friends , Heauen grant with this first sight our sorrow ends . Hob: God , will be done M. Deane , hape what hap will , Death doth not feare the good man but the ill . Gresh. Well said M Hobson . Let s haue a day , that if death come to morrow Hee 's rather messenger of ioy then sorrow . Now sir what newes from Barbarie ? Enter a Factor . Fact . Vnwelcome newes sir , the King of Barbarie is slaine . Gresh. Ha , slaine by treason or by warre . Fact . By warre , in that renowned Battell , Swift Fame desires to carry through the world : The Battle of Alcasar , wherein two Kings Besides this King of Barbarie was slaine , Kings of Moroco and of Portugale , With Stewkeley that renowned Englishman That had a spirit equall with a King , Mad fellow with these Kings in war-like strife , Honor'd his Countrey and concluded life . Gresh. Could newes birladie , the venture Gentlemen Of threescore thousand pound with that dead King , Lies in a hazard to be wonne or lost : In what estate consists the Kingdome now ? Fact . In peace , and the succeeding happie , Was crown'd then King when I tooke ship from thence . Gresh. To that King then be Messenger from vs , And by the sound of Trumpet summon him ? Say that thy Master and a London Marchant , Craues due performance of such couenants Confirm'd by the late King vnto our selfe , That for the summe of three-score thousand pound , The trafficke of his Sugars should be mine . If he refuse the former bargaine made , Then freely claime our money that we lent : Say that our coyne did sted the former King , If he be Kind we haue as much for him . Hob. By the Marie-god it was a dangerous day , Three Kings beside yong Stewkeley slaine : I le tell you my Lord Maior what I haue seene When sword and bucklers were in question , I haue seene that Stewkeley beat a street before him , He was so familliar growne in euery mouth , That if it happened any fighting were , The question straight was , was not Stewkely there . Bones a me he would hew it . Now , what newes with you ? Enter a Boy . Boy . Here is a Letter sent you from Iohn Gresham . Hob. O an answer of a Letter that I sent , To send mee Matches against Bristow faire , If then any were come . Boy :

I cannot tell Sir well what to call it , but in steed of matches of ware , when you reade your Letter , I beleeue you will find your Factor hath matcht you .

Hob. What 's here , what 's here . Read the Letter .

As neare as I could gesse at your meaning , I haue laboured to furnish you , and haue sent you 2. thousand pounds worth of Match .

How , bones knaue , 2. thousand pounds worth of Match !

Boy .

Faith M. neuer chafe at it , for if you cannot put it away for Match , it may be the hang-man will by some of it for halters .

Hob.

Bones a me , I sent for matches of ware , fellowes of ware .

Boy .

And Match being a kinde of ware , I thinke your Factor hath match't you .

Hob. The blasing Starre did not appeare for nothing : I sent to be sorted with matches of ware , And he hath sent me nought , but a commoditie of Match , And in a time when ther 's no vent for it . What doe you thinke on 't Gentlemen , I little thought Iack would haue seru'd me so . Gresh. Nay M. Hebson grieue not at Iack's crosse , My doubt is more and that I laugh at lesse . Exeunt . Enter 2. Lords . 1. Lord . You haue trauel'd sir , how do you like this building ? Trust me it is the goodliest thing that I haue seene , England affords none such . 2. Lord . Nor Christendome : I might say all the world has not his fellow . I haue been in Turkies great Constantinople , The Marchants there meet in a goodly temple , But haue no common Burse in Rom , but Rome's Built after the manner of Franckeford , and Eniden : There where the greatest Marts and meeting places Of marchants are haue streets and pent-houses , And as I might compare them to themselues , Like Lumber-street before this Buisse was built . Enter sir Thomas Ramsie . 1. Lord . I haue seene the like in Bristow . Ram. Good morrow to your honours . 2. Lord . Thankes to my good Lord Major . We are gazing here of M. Greshams worke . Ram. I thinke you haue not seene a goodlier Frame . 2. Lord . Not in my life , yet I haue been in Uenice , In the Realto there called S. Markes , T' is but a bable if compar'd to this . The nearest that which most resembles this , Is the great Burse in Anwerpe , yet not comparable Either in height or widnesse : the faire Sellerage , Or goodly shoppes aboue : O my Lord Major , This Gresham hath much grac't your Cittie London , His fame will long out-liue him . 1. Lord . It is reported you sir Thomas Ramsie are as rich as he . This should incite you to such noble workes , To eternize you . Ram. Your Lorship pleases to be pleasant with me , I am the meanest of a many men In this faire Cittie , M Greshams fame Drawes me as a spectator amongst others , To see his cost , but not compare with it , 1. Lord . And it is cost indeed . 2. Lord . But when to fit these emptie roomes about here , The pictures grauen of all the English Kings Shall be set ouer and in order plac'st , How glorious will it then be ? 1. Lord . Admirable ! Ram. These very Pictures will surmount my wealth . 1. Lord . But how will M. Gresham name this place ? 2. Lord . I heard my L. of Lecester to the Queene Highly commend this worke , and she then promis'd To come in person and heare christen it , It cannot haue a better God-mother : This Gresham is a royall Cittizen . Ram. He feasts this day the Russian Ambassadour , I am a bidden Guest : Where if it please you . 1. Lord . Good sir Thomas , We know what you would say , We are his Guests Inuited two : yet in our way we tooke This wonder worth our paynes , it is our way To Bishop-gate to M. Greshams house , Thether so please you wee 'l associate you . Enter Gresham leading in the Ambassadour , Musick , and a Banquet serued in : the Ambassadour set : Enter Sir Tho. Ramsie , the 2. Lords , my Lady Ramsie the Weights in Sergeants gowns with one Interpreter . Gresh. Lords all at once welcome , welcome at once , You come to my new buildings vp sitting , It hath beene long in labour now deliuer . anon wee le haue a health to it . This Russian Prince the Emberours Ambassadour Dooth not our Language vnderstand : Interpreter , Say that the wee bidde him wel-come . Inter. The Prince speakes Latine , And in that language wee le interpret for him : Salutem tibi optat & adicentum tuum grauissume iste Londinensis . Amb. Istum libens audio , ages illi meo nomine Ex animo gratias , funde quod bibamus . Inter. He gladly thankes you for his royall wel-come And drinkes to you . Gresh. We vnderstand that signe . Come let our full crown'd cups o'reflow with wine , Wel-come againe faire Lords . 2. Lord . Thankes M. Gresham . We haue beene viewing of your workes . Gresh. My Burse how doe you like it Lord , It is a pretie bable . 2. Lo. T is a faire worke . Her Maiestie intends to name the place . Gresh. She doth her seruant Gresham too much grace , It will be pretie when my Pictures come To fill those emptie roomes , if that holdes , That ships rich is worth her waight in gold . 1. Lo. It will be rare and famous . Gresh. What was it that the Russian whispered ? Inter. He aske me what interpreter the Queene Would in his Embasse imploy . Giesh. None , tell him none . For though a woman , she is a rare Linguist , Where other Princes vse Interpreters , She propria voce , I haue some Latin too : She of her selfe heares all their Embassies , And herselfe answers them without Interpreter , Both Spanish , Latin , French , and Greeke , Dutch , and Italian , so let him know : My Lord of Lecester sent me word last night , And I am prouder on 't then on my building , The Queene to grace me and my workes the more , The seuerall Ambassadors then will heare , And them in person answere . 2. Lord . T' is most true . Enter a Gentleman wispering to sir Thomas Ramsie . Gresham . The Russian with the Frence . What would that Gentleman sir Thomas ? Ram. He is a Marchant and a Jeweller : Mongst other stones he saith he hath a Pearle Orient and round , waighing so many carets That it can scarse be valewed : the French king , And many other Dukes haue for the riches And prize refus'd to buy it : now he comes , To offer it to this Ambassadour . Gresh. Shew him the Pearle Interpreter : The Lord Ambassadour . Inter. Mercator quidem & aurifex spectandum , tibi profere Gēmam domine serenissime . Amb. Et pulchra & principe digna , interroga quanti iudicat ? Inter. He commends it to be both rich and faire , And desires to know how you vallew it . Mar. My prise sir , is fifteene hundred pound . Amb. Quantivalet ? Inter. Mille quin gentis minis , Amb. Non , non nimis peceara est ista Gemma . Inter. He saith it is too deare , he will not buy it . Gresh. I will peruse your pearle , is that your prise ? Mar. I cannot bate one crowne and gaine by it . Enter a Marriner . Gresh. Wee 'l not be accessarie to your Losse , And yet consider all things some may thinke vs To be but bare of treasure at this time , Hauing disburst so much about our workes : Yet if our ships and Trade in Barbarie Hold currant we are well : what newes from Sea , How stands my ships ? Mar. Your ships in which all the Kings pictures were , From Brute vnto our Queene Elizabeth : Drawne in white marble , by a storme at sea Is wrack't and lost . Gresh. The Losse , I way not this : Onely it greeues me that my famous building , Shall want so rich and faire an ornament . L. Ram. It touches all the Cittie ; for those pictures Had doubly grac't this royall edifice . Ram. Me thinkes the ships losse most should trouble you . Gresh. My ships but wealth , why we haue wealth ; The pictures were the grace of my new Burse , So I might them in their true forme behold , I car'd not to haue lost their waights in gold . 1. Lord . A noble Citizen . Enter a Factor . Gresh. Our Factor , what good newes from Barbarie ? What sayes the King , speake , didst thou sommon him ? Or hast thou brought my threescore thousand pound ? Or shall I haue the Sugars at that rate ? If so , new marble Pictures wee le haue wrought , And in a new ship from beyond-sea brought . Fact . The King that in the regall chaire succeedes The King late dead I summon'd , and demaunded Either your money tendred , or the Sugars After the rate propos'd , hee denied both Alleaging though he was successiue heire , He was not therefore either tide to pay The late Kings debts , nor yet to stand vnto Vnnecessarie bargaines : notwithstanding To gratifie your loue , the King hath sent you As presents , not as satisfaction : A costly dagger , and a paire of slippers , And there 's all for you three-score thousand pound . Gresh. Birlady a deare bargaine . 1. Lord . I feare me this will plague him , a strange crosse , How will he take this newes , losse vpon losse . 2. Lord .

Nay , will it not vndoe him , doth he not wish his buildings in his purse .

Gresh. A dagger that 's well , A payre of slippers come vnto my shooes , What 30. thousand pound in sterling money , And payd me all in slippes , then Hoboyes play , On slippers i le daunce all my care away : Fit , fit , he had the iust length of my foot . You may report Lords when you come to Court , You Gresham saw a paire of slippers weare Cost thirtie thousand pound . 1 , Lo. Somewhat too deare . Nor yet for all this treasure we haue lost , Repents it vs one penny of our cost . 2. Lo. As royall in his vertues as his buildings . Ram. These losses would haue kild me . Gresh. Ieweller , Let 's see thy pearle : goe pound it in a Morter , Beate it to powder then returne it me , What Dukes , and Lordes , and these Ambassadours Haue euen before our face refusd to purchase As of too high a price to venture on , Gresham a London Marchant here will buy . What is it broken small ? fill vs some wine , Fuller , yet fuller till the brim or'e-flows , Here 16000. pound at one clap goes , In stead of Sugar , Gresham drinkes this pearle Vnto his Queene and Mistresse : pledge it Lords , Who euer saw a Marchant brauelier fraught , In dearer slippers or a richer draught ? L. Ram. You are an honour to all English Merchants As bountifull as rich , as Charitable As rich as renowned as any of all . Gresh. I doe not this as prodigall of my wealth , Rather to shew how I esteeme that losse Which cannot be regain'd , A London Marchant Thus tread on a kings present : Ieweller , My Factor shall deliuer you your money . And Lords so please you but to see my Schoole , Of the seuen learned liberall Sciences , Which I haue founded here neere Byshops-gate , I will conduct you . I will make it Lords An Vniuersitie within it selfe , And giu 't from my reuenewes maintenance . W' are not like those that are not liberall Till they be dying , what wee meane to giue , Wee wil bestow , and see done whilst we liue . Attendance , come , th' ambassadour , guesse all , Your welcom 's great , albeit your cheer 's but small Exeunt . Enter Tawnicote with a speed . Taw. Hard world , when men dig liuing out of stones , As wretched miserable I am inforc't : And yet there liues more pittie in the earth , Then in the flint-bosomes of her children , For shee 's content to haue her aged brest Mangled with matrocks , rent and torne with spades , To giue her children and their children bread , When man more flinty then her stonie Ribbes That was their mother , neither by intreates , Teares , nor complaints will yeeld them sustinance , But t is our ages fault the mightier , Teare liuing out of vs , we out of her . Enter Hobson in his gowne and slippers . Hob. Mother a me what a thick myst is here : I walked abrod to take the mornings ayre , And I am out of knowledge , bones a me What Meads , what Inclosures haue we here ? How now old Hobson , doat in thine old age ? A foole a threescore , whether wilt thou wit ? I crost the water in my gowne and slippers , To see my rents and buildings of the Bancke-side , And I am slipt cleane out of ken , fore-god A wooll-gathering . Taw. Either mine eare 's deceiued , Or I should know that tongue : t is so indeed , Each word he speakes makes my torne heart to bleed . Hob. Ha , ha , I smile at my owne foolerie , Now I remember mine old Granmother Would talke of Fayries and Hobgoblins , That would lead milke-maides ouer hedge and ditch , Make them milke their M. neighbours kine , And ten to one this Robin Godfellow , Tawnicote digges . Hath led mee vp and downe the mad mans maze . I heare some companie , for shame all whist , Sit thee downe Hobson a right man , in the mist . Taw. T is he alas , when the rough hand of want Hath cast vs downe , it loades vs with mishaps : I broke my day with him , O had that fatall houre Broken me heart : and Villaine that I was , Neuer so much as write in my excuse , And he for that default hath sew'd my bill . And with an execution is come downe To seaze my houshold stuffe , imprison me , And turne my wife and children out of dores . What shall I flie him ? no hee 's pitifull : Then with my teares I will importune him : God saue you M. Hobson . Hob. Hobson , Bones a mee , What voyce is that ? art thou a man , or friend ? Tell me if thou beest that Will of the wispe , That leadst me this wild Morice : I coniure thee To leaue mee to my selfe . Tim. O M. Hobson , As euer you haue beene a poore mans friend , Continue still so , Insult not or'e thy fortunes , Hob. I am in the mist , what art thou , speake ? Tim. A Debter of your worships . Hob. A Debter of mine , mother of me thou lyest , I know thee not , nor doe I know this place : If thou owest me any thing , pay mee with thy loue , And if thou beest acquainted in these woods , Conduct me to some Towne , or direct roade That leads to London , and i le here discharge thee Of debts and duties , and beside impart Somewhat to cherish thee . Taw. What should I thinke ? He knowes mee , and for feare I should escape him , Hee would entice me to the Officers . O Master Hobson tho not for mine owne , Yet for my wife and my poore childrens sakes , If your intent bee to imprison mee , Vpon my knees I doe intreat you spare mee : The goods you trusted mee withall , I haue not wasted In royot and excesse , but my kind heart , Seeing my helpelesse neighbours in distresse , By reason of the long and extreame dearth , Some I relieued , some trusted with my goods , Whose pouerties not able to repay . Then beare with me a little , your rich store Hath sau'd my life and fed a hundreth more . Hob. Now bones a mee another Tawniecote : What 's thy name Knaue ? Taw. Iohn Rouland sir , Hobson . Bones a mee ! I thought as much : art not thou Tawnicote ? Taw. I am the man whom you cal'd Tawniecote . Hob. And I the Hobson that will pitie thee : Now bones a mee , what makest thou with a spade ? Taw. This spade alas , t is all the wealth I haue , When my poore wife and children cry for bread , They still must cry till these haue purchas'd it : They must goe naked till these hardened hands , When the cold breth of Winter strikes on them , Till these haue earn'd it . Hob. Now alas good soule , It melts my heart to heare him , and mine eyes Could weepe for companie , what earn'st a day ? Taw. Little God knowes : Though I be stirring earelier then the Larke , And at my labour later then the Lambe , Towards my wife and childrens maintenance , I scarsely earne me three-pence by the day . Hob. Alas the while , poore soule I pittie them , And in thy words as in a looking-glasse , I see the toyle and trauell of the countrey , And quiet gaine of citties blessednesse . Heauens will for all , and should not we respect it We were vnworthy life : but bones of me , Dost thou thinke to pay me twentie pound , And keepe thy charge , earning a groat a day ? Taw. God blesse my labours , I hope I shall , I haue this quarter by exceeding thrift , Bare clothing , and spare diet scrap't together Fiue shillings in a purse which I lay vp , Towards your worships debt . Hob. Giue it me , somewhat hath some sauour , And yet shal I spend that which the poore laborer got ? No God forbid , old Hobson nere will eate , Rather then surfet vpon poore mens sweat : Take it againe , and by thy children bread . But soft the mist doth breake , what towne is this ? Taw. Dedford and it like your worship . Enter Timothie , Hob. Bones a me , to Detford came I to doe charitie : I see t' was Gods appointment , But who comes here , bones a me honest Tim , T' was said in London you were bound for France , And I determined to haue write by you . Tim.

By yea and nay , M. Hobson t is no vntruth , I was bound for France , landed in France , dispatch't some secret businesse for a sister in France , and from her haue french tokens to deliuer to the sister hood , whom I shall first incounter in England .

Hob. Bones a me Tim , so speedy in your iourney , It seemes your businesse was of much import . Tim.

Verely it was , and it stood chiefly betweene two women : & as you know women loue to haue their busines dipatch't .

Hob. Mother a me Tim , I am glad of it , But how doo's my factor Iohn Gresham in France ? Tim.

You grauely may better consider of that then I can discourse , but withall I pray you thinke hee is a wilde youth : there are Tauernes in France , yet I doe not thinke Iohn Gresham is giuen to frequent them , & yet I must remember you , he is a youth , and youth may be drawne to expences , England's on this side France , on it , the Sea betwixt him and his Master , but I doe not thinke him guiltie , yet I could say .

Hob. Mother of me , leaue of these Parables , And tell me plainely , is hee not a wencher ? Tim.

By yea , and by nay sir without Parable , I am no tel-tale , I haue seene him in company with Madona such a one , or such a one , it becomes not flesh and blood to reueale : your worship knowes he is in France , the Sea betwixt him and you , and what a yong youth in that case is proone vnto : your grauitie is wise , I le not say so much as I saw him drinking with a French Lady , or Lasse in a Tauerne , because your grauitie is wise , but if I had , it had beene lesse then perhaps you imagine on such a wilde youth , as he no question doos deserue .

Hob. Mother of mee t is so , In a French Tauerne Kissing the Ladie , and the Sea betwixt vs : I am for you M. Iohn : thus in my gowne and slippers , And night-cap and gowne i le steppe ouer to France , Here Tawnicote , receiue thou my seal'd ring , Beare it to my Factor , bid him by that token Sort thee out fortie pounds worth of such wares As thou shalt think most beneficiall : Thou art a free-man , vp with thy Trade agen , I le raise thee Rouland , if God say Amen . Taw. I know not how . Hob. Tut bones a mee man peace , Hobson will doo 't ; Tou owest me but twentie pound , I le venture fortie more , Timothy here shall be thy witnesse To my Factor in this businesse . To all our friends in London say , I am gone Ouer to France , I am for your M. Iohn . Exeunt . Enter Iohn and Curtezan . Courtez. Sweet youth thou art too yong , and yet scarse ripe To taste the sweetnesse of my mellowed loue . Iohn .

That 's the reason I set thy teeth an edge thus , but thou knowst I promis'd to haue about with thee at our last parlay , and I am come to performe my word , name the weapon .

Curtez. Nothing but kisses , and enticing lookes , Iohn . Then ward your lips well , or you le ha the first venney . I haue no warde but this ; my tender Sex Haue not the manly skill to breake a thrust : Oh how I dote on thee ! I haue tride ere now The sweatie Spaniard , and the carowsing Dane , The foggy Dutch-man , and the fiery French , The briske Italian , and indeede what not : And yet of all and all , the Englishman Shall goe for me : I yo' are the truest Louers , The ab est , last night , and the truest men That breath beneath the Sunne . Iohn .

Why then the Englishman for thy money , God a mercy little rogue , there 's no loue lost i le assure thee . I am my Masters Factor , and thou hast a Commoditie that I must needs take vp , and not en er 't into his Cash-booke neither . Little thinkes my master in England , what ware I deale withall here in France : but since t is offer'd me at the best hand , i le venter on 't though I be a looser by the bargaine .

Cur. I would be priuate , least the tell-tale ayre Whisper our loue . I prethe let vs in , To the inner chamber , I am iealous Of all eyes but mine owne to looke vpon thee , I would haue none to see thee but my selfe : In amorous armes to fold thee but my selfe : To associate , talke , discourse or dally with thee : Clip , graspe hands , or kisse thee but my selfe . Iohn .

Who would not be a Marchant venturer , and lay out for such a faire returne ; I shall venture the doubling of my years presently : I thinke I haue met with a better Commoditie then Matches , and my Master cannot say but hee hath met with his match : this t is to haue the Land & the Sea betwixt me & my maste , here can I keepe my french Reuels , and none say so much as blake is mine eye , preche litle pinckany bestow this Iewell a me .

Curtez. This Iewel 's a Loue : aske my life t is thine : But this an English factor whom you know Gaue me at his departure out of Rhoane , And I haue vow'd to keepe it for his sake , Any thing but this Iewell . Iohn .

But if I could get his Iewell cleanly , and carry it him ouer at my returne for a token , t' were a iest worth laughing at : but and thou wilt not giue me this Iewell , prethe giue mee this same chaine to were for thy sake .

Curtez. This was another Countrey-mans of yours , He made me sweare to kep 't till his returne : Aske me aught else , t is thine . Iohn . Why then this Ring . Curtez That you of all the fauours that I weare Could finde out nothing but this ring ? This ring , A toy not worth the giuing : yet I sooner Would part with life then this , a dying friend Bequeath'd it at his death : But honey Loue What shouldst thou talke of giuing , t is a word Worne out of vse , it sounds not well in French : A man should still say take , take to his Wench . Iohn .

Then I say take , take this and this , still take heed of me least I shew you a slipperie tricke for this , t is the kindest wench in Christendome , but shee le part with nothing :

Shall we haue another woing Roome ? Curtez. What Rome thou pleasest , deare heart I agree , Where ere I goe , there shall be roome for thee . Iohn .

Any then , I may chance to make you wish rather my roome then , my companie and you looke not the better too 't .

They with-draw : Enter at the other ende of the Stage , Hobson in his Gowne and slippers . Hobson . I haue slipt or'e into France , and in my slippers Giuen all my friends the slippe , to see this Gallant My man , he that hath matcht me : bones a me , The knaue 's a Prophet , else it could not be . Hee 's not at his Lodging ; yet by an English Factor , A fellow knowes not me , I was directed Vnto this house , I le know what busines The knaue hath here . Pulsat . Intrat Puella . Wench . Whos 's there ? whos 's at the doore ? ( man ? Hob.

Damsell good day , is there not a fellow here an English-man Here 's ? an English-man , but none of your fellow neither : I hope sir we are not all fellowes at foote-ball .

Hob.

Nay bones a me Girle , there 's no reason we should he fellowes , but prethe my wench is there not one Iack Gresha here ?

Wench

No goodman looke like a Goose , but ther 's one M. Iohn Gresham an English Gentleman here : and you know no maners , you would be caught some .

Hob. Bones a me goodman Master , Master seruant , Old goodman Hobson keeps Gentlemen to his men Iacke turn'd to M. Iohn , mary sir reuerence , The french maid taught me manners : well I hope We shall haue a sight of the Gentleman . Wench . As you vse your selfe you may , and you may not . Exit Ambo . Fact : Curtiz . Iohn . Thou seest this Iewell well becomes mine eare , This Ring my finger , and this chaine myne arme . Curtez. I le be thy Iewell at thy lippes i le hang , And as this Ring thy finger compasseth , So shall these armes thy waste : these are but toyes , Let me displace them . Intrat Puella . Wench : M. John here 's a fellow below would speake with you . Iohn . With me , what is he ? Wench . A simple Coxecombe , i le call him vp to you . Iohn .

Doe my sweet Buffamacke : some Carryer or base knaue that hangs of my liberalitie : I hope t is not pure Tim , come for the second part of my beneuolence :

Admit him in that he may praise our fate , And see vs in our choisest pompe and state . Wench . Here 's the fellow I told you of sir . Intrat Hobson . Iohn . Zoones my Master . Hob.

Sante amen : Man Iohn , a wenchart Knaue , racke and manger knaue : bones a me , cannot a snatch and away serue your turne , but you must lie at racke and manger ? Is this the ware you deale with seruant Iohn ?

Iohn . Chap-mans ware sir . Hob.

Sirra , Sirra , the dealing with such warre belongs not to our Trade : bones a me knaue , a Prentise must not occupie for himselfe but for his Master , to any purpose .

Iohn .

And hee cannot occupie for his Master without the consent of his Mistresse .

Hob. Come y' are a knaue . Ioh: Of your owne bringing vp sir . Hobs.

Besides , thou canst not keepe open shop here , because thou art a forrainer , by the lawes of the Realme .

Ioh.

Not within the libertie : but I hope the suburbs tollerates any man or woman to occupie for themselues , they may doo 't in the Citie too , and they be naturaliz'd once .

Hobs :

I but sirra , I le haue none of my English Prentises Frenchefied ; bones a me knaue , I le haue thee deale with no such broken Commodities .

Ioh:

Your Worship must haue such as the Countrey yeelds , or none at all . But I pray ye sir , what 's our trade ?

Hobs. What sayst thou knaue ? Iohn . That your worship is a Haberdasher of all wares . Hobs. Bones of me , a Haberdasher of small wares . Ioh:

And that the worst trade in all Christendome , and especially for French women : If they know a man to be a Haberdasher of small ware , thee 'le haue no dealing with him , and therefore and you will haue any good Commodities here , you must change your copie , you neuer were a traueller : and therefore you know not what belongs too 't ; but you doe cleane mistake this Gentlewoman , and you take her for a light wench , weigh her in equall ballance , and you shall find her no such woman , no such woman I le assure you .

Hobs : No , what is she then Iohn ? Ioh:

Fore God sir , I would not haue you wrong the Gentlewomans repute , for a world . This Metressa deales for herselfe and hath many sorts of ware at commaund , I was now bargaining with her about a certaine Countrey Commoditie , and had not your comming mar'd the Match , one had gone through for 't . And further should you wrong the Ladies reputation heere in Fraunce , I le assure you they haue the law of their sides , but to confirme your good opinion of her , this is she of whom I tooke vp your Commoditie of Matches ; be sorry for your offence , and excuse you to her for shame maister .

Hobs : Bones a me knaue I cannot speake a word of French . Ioh. Nor she of English , but als one ; vpon her Master , and what you cannot doe in words , perfourme in dumbe signes : What in your slippers come to take me napping ! I le giue you what you come for instantly , And on the sudden make you so agast , You will be glad to pardon what is past . Hobs : Madam , I crie you mercie for this wrong Done to your Ladyship , I did suspect you For a bad liuer , but I see you cleare , For which mistake , I doe remaine your seruant . Courtez : Gramercie Mounsier . Hobs :

How , would you my gray Mare see ? If it like your Ladyship , I came by water , and neither of Mares backe , nor horse backe .

Courtez : No , no point parla Francoi . Hobs :

No indeed Ladie , my name is not Frauncis , your seruant and Iohn Hobson .

Courtez : No point ? Hobs.

No points ; yes indeed Ladie , I haue points at my hose , though I goe vntrust .

Courtez : No point parla . Hobs :

I haue no points in my parlour indeede , but I haue a hundred pounds worth in my shop .

Intrat Ioh: cum alijs Fact . Iohn . Tush feare not lads , for he knowes none of you , Doe but buffe out a little broken French , And hee 'le neuer take you to be Englishmen . Omnes Fact . We 'le second the tother , but mannage it . Ioh. Be patient I beseech you Gentlemen , Though you be officers , appointed here To search suspected places , as this is A most notorious filthy bawdie house , And carrie all old rustie Fornicators Aboue the age of fiftie vnto prison , Yet know , this is an honest Gentleman . Hobs. A search , and this a bawdie house ! why Iohn , Bones a me knaue , How comes this to passe ? 1. Fact . Measar man a moy . Hobs.

How , must you haue money of me ? I le know wherefore first , by your leaues .

Iohn . Nay Master I would it were but a money matter , A Cage , or whipping-post , or so , t is worse : What an old man to chide his Prentise hence , As if he had some priuat businesse , And then himselfe get close vnto his wench ; Nay whippping 's all too good , had you found me so , There had been worke ynough , there had been newes For England , and a whole twelue months chiding Of my good vncle . 2. Fact: Ie vow stre sau Amise . Hobs. How , must I goe to prison for doing amisse ? Ioh. To prison ? nay to whipping , I am sorrie , And to my power I will intreat for you : Fie Master , fie . Hobs. Bones a me Iohn , is not this a Ladie ? Ioh.

No by my troth Master , such as in the Garden-allies , Ioane 's as good as this French Ladie .

Hobs. Is not this Gentlewoman a dealer ? And hath she not a good commoditie ? Ioh. Yes by my faith sir , I confesse both . Hobs. Hath she not ware ? Ioh. She hath , and at a reasonable reckoning . Hobs. And may not then a chapman deale with her ? Ioh. Marry may ye sir , and I le send news to your wife of your The cause of your comming to France shal be knowne , ( dealing : And what second hand commodities you tooke vp Since your comming , my mistresse in England shall know What vtterance you haue for your small wares in Fraunce : Pen and inke , I le set it downe in blacke and white , Hobs Bones a me Iohn , what Iohn ? why honest Iohn ? Ioh.

Harty commendations — vnderstand — reuerend master Hobson found with a whore in Roane , — place , a common bawdie house , — must be whipt .

Hobs No more good Iohn . Ioh You haue had none yet , — whipt about the towne . Hobs : Swee honest Iohn , why bones a me knaue Iohn . Io.

In witnes wherof , all these honest gentlemen ey-witnesses , haue set to their hands , nay my mistresse shall know 't , that 's flat : are there not Wenches ynow in England , but you must walke ouer sea in your slippers , and venture ( being not shod ) to come into Fraunce a wenching , what an old man too ! she shall know what a slipperie tricke you would haue serued her in your slippers in Fraunce .

Hobs : Nay , bones a me Iohn , friends , sweet Iohn all friends ; I doe confesse tha 'st o'reacht thy master . Ca me , ca thee , conceale this from my wife , And I le keepe all thy knauerie from thine vncle . Ioh: Well sir , In hope of amendment , I am content , and yet Hobs : Nay , bones a me , I le take you at your word , Besides I hope these honest Gentlemen Will saue my credite . Ioh: I le entreat for you . Hobs : T is Logicke to me sir , I vnderstand you not . Ioh:

Marry sir they say , if you will walke with them to their lodgings , for my sake they inuite you to dinner .

Hobs.

God a mercie Gentlemen , God a mercie Iohn , but bones a me knaue , where are their lodgings ?

Ioh: Hard by , for why doe you aske ? Hobs : I hope they 'le bring me to no more bawdie houses , I would not be taken napping againe for two and one : But Gentlemen I le accept of curtesie , and then Iohn You shall with me to England , wee le shew Fraunce Our backs . And you will needs deale for your selfe , Afore your time , you shall doo 't in England . Will you walke Gentlemen ? Curtes : Adue Mounsier , and Gresham farewell too , No more of French loue , no more french losse shall doe . Exeunt . Enter sir Thomas Ramsey being Maior , Sheriffe , Sword-bearer . &c. Sir Tho: Well sayd my Masters , see all things be readie , To giue her Maiestie such entertaine As may grace London , and become the state Her highnesse brings along , Wher 's the Queene now ? She comes along the Strand from Sommerset house , Through Temple-barre , downe fleet-street , and the cheape , The North side of the Burse to Bishops gate , And dines at master Greshams , and appoints To returne on the South side through Corne-hill , And there when she hath viewd the roomes aboue , And walkes below , she 'le giue name to the Burse . Sheriffe . The streets are fit , and all the Companies Plac't in their liueries gainst her returne . But my Lord Maior , shall these ambassadors This day haue audience ? Sir Thom: Admittance if not audience was graunted , See therefore Trumpets , and all kinds of Musicke Be plac'ct against her royall interuiew , The steps with Arras spread where she ascends , Besides giue charge vnto the shop-keepers To make their best shewes in the vpper roomes , Because the Queene intends to compasse it . Sheriff . T is done my Lord . Trumpets a farre off . Sir Tho: The Queen hath din'd , the Trumpets sound already , And giue note of her comming , bid the Waites And Hoboyes to be readie at an instant . Enter at one dore the Queene , Lecester , Sussex , Lords , Gresham ; at the other Cassemer , the French and Florentine Ambassadours , Sir Tho: Ramsey , &c. Queen . Lester and Sussex , are those the Ambassadors ? Lest. They are dread Soueraigne , he that formost stands , The Emperours , the second is the French , The last is the Florentine . Queen . We will receiue them . Here the Queene entertaines the Ambassadors , and in their seuerall languages confers with them . Sussex and Lester place the ambassadours , We at our Court of Greenwich will dilate Further of these designes , where 's Gresham ? Gresh. Your humble subiect and seruant . Queen . Our leasure now serues to suruey your Burse , A goodly frame , a rare proportion . This Cittie our great Chamber cannot shew vs To adde vnto our same , a monument Of greater beautie : Lecester what sayst thou ? Lecest. That I my Soueraigne haue not seen the like . Queen . Sussex nor you ? Enter Hobson . Suss. Madam not I : This Greshams worke of stone , Will liue to him when I am dead and gone . Hob. God blesse thy Grace Queene Besse . Queen . Friend , what are you ? Hob. Knowest thou not mee Queene ? then thou knowest no Bones a me Queen , I am Hobson , and old Hobson ( body : By the Stockes , I am sure you know me . Queen . What is he Lecester , doost thou know this fellow ? Gresham or you ? Gresh. May it please your Maiestie , He is a rich substantiall Citizen . Hob. Bones a me woman send to borrow money Of one you doe not know , there 's a new tricke : Your Grace sent to me by a Purseuant , And by a priuie Seale to lend your Highnesse An hundred pound : I hearing that my Queene Had need of money , and thinking you had knowne me , Would needes vpon the bearer , force two hundred : The Queene should haue had three rather then faile , I by this hand Queene Besse , I am olde Hobson A Haberdasher , and dwelling by the Stockes : When thou seest money with thy Grace is scant , For twice fiue hundred pound thou shalt not want . Queen . Vpon my bond . Hob. No , no my Soueraigne , I le take thine owne word without skrip or scrowle . Queen . Thankes honest Hobson , as I am true mayde , I le see my selfe the money backe repayd : Thou without grudging lendest , thy Purse is free , Honest as plaine . Suss. A true well meaning man I warrant him . Gresh : Your Maiestie promist to giue the name To my new Burse . Queen . Gresham we will . A Herauld and a Trumpet . Lest. A Herauld and a Trumpet . Queen . Proclaime through euerie high street of this citie , This place to be no longer cal'd a Burse , But since the building 's stately , faire and strange , Be it for euer cal'd , the Royall Exchange . A florish here . And whil'st this voice flyes through the citie forth-right , Arise Sir Thomas Gresham now a Knight . Be our Ambassadors conducted all Vnto their seuerall lodgings : this 23. of Ianuarie A thousand , fiue hundred , and seuentie , Elizabeth Christens this famous worke : now to our Court Of Greenwich ; Gresham , thankes for our good cheere : We to our people , they to vs are deere . Enter Nowell and Ladie Ramsie . La: Ram: What thinke you of my Husband master Deane , Now: As of all men , we are mortall , made of clay , Now healthfull , now crasie ; now sicke , now well ; Now liue , now dead , and then to heauen , or hell . La. Ram: It cheer's my heart , now in his deepe of sicknesse , He is so charitable , and so well adicted Vnto the poore's reliefe . Now: It ioyes me too : Great is the number of the rich in shew About the Citie , but of the charitable , There are but few . La. Ram. Amongst these , I hold old Hobson well deserues To be ranckt equall with the bountiful'st : He hath rais'd many falling , but especially One master Rowland , one cal'd Tawnicote : But now an able Citizen late chosen A Maister of the Hospitall . Now. I know him well , A good sufficient man , and since he purchast His Freedome in the Citie God hath blest His trauaile with increase . La: Ram: I haue knowne old Hobson , Sit with his neighbour Gunter a good man , In Christs Church morne by morne , to watch poore couples That come there to be married , and to be Their common fathers , and giue them in the Church , And some few Angels for a dower to boot , Besides they two are cal'd the common Gossops To witnesse at the Funt for poore mens Children , Nor they refuse that on their helpe doe call , And to speake truth , they 're bountifull to all . Enter Hobson . Hobs. Good morrow Master Doctor ; my good Ladie ! Bones a me woman , thou look'st sad to day , Thou hast not drunke a cup of sacke this morning . La: Ram. We haue been dealing of our charitie This morning , to poore souldiers such as want . Hobs. Gods blessing of your heart , need must be fed , Let vs that haue it giue the hungrie bread . Enter Rowland alias Tawnicote . Taw. Where 's master Hobson ? Hobs. My new elected master of the Hospitall , What hasty newes with you ? Taw. Oh sir , the loue I beare you makes me charie Of your good name , your credit 's deere to me ; You neuer were condemn'd for any thing , Since I had first acquaintance with your name ; As now you are , you haue done a deed this day , That hath from you tane all good thoughts away . Hobs. Where ? bones a me why ? speake , why ? Taw. This day , you haue pursu'd the law seuerely Against one Timothy , that stole from you A hundred pound , and hee 's condemn'd for it , And this day he must die . Hobs. Bones man , t is not so . Taw. He is by this , halfe way to Tyburne gone ; The suit was followed in Iohn Greshams name , How can you then avow you know it not ? Hobs. A horse , a horse , cart-horse , mault horse , anything To saue the knaues life , I protest , I sweare This was the first time that I heard the knaue Hath beene in any trouble , bones of mee , T' was done without my knowledge . Taw. Yong Gresham in his name pursude his life . Hob. They are knaues both , a Horse , A hundred thousand pound cannot make a man : A hundred shall not hang one by my meanes : Men are more worth then monie M. Rouland , Come helpe me to a horse , the next I meete , To saue the knaue's life galloppes through the street . Exit Hobson and Tawnicote . Now. Men are more worth then money , a say's true : T is said by many but mantain'd by few . Lady . He is plaine and honest , how many great professors Liue in this populous Cittie , that make shew Of greater zeale , yet will not pay so deare For a transgressors life : but few are found , To saue a man would loose a hundred pound . Enter Tawincote . Now. So suddenly return'd ? Taw. He rid to fast for me he hath been at buffets With a poore Collier , and vpon his horse , Is without saddle , bridle , bootes or spurres , Gallop't toward S. Gyles . Now. They will take him for a mad man . Taw. Al s one to him he doo's not stand on brauery So he may doe men good , good deeds excell : And though but homely done , may be done well : Lady . Heauen prosper his intent : now M. Doctor , And M. Rouland , let me craue your companies , To see my crazy husband , who hath made you One of his executors , and would vse your paines In these extreames of sickenesse . Now. I am pleas'd I le giue him phisicke for a soule diseas'd . Exeunt . Enter three Lords . 1. You are an early riser , my good Lord , 2 The blood of Youth that trafficks in the court Must not be sluggish , your kind remembrance : ( the trayne 3 My very good Lord , wee that are stars that waight vpon Of such a Cynthia vnder which we liue Must not be Tarde . 1. You haue said true , we are starters in one houre , And our attendance is to waight one such a Queene , Whose vertue all the world : but to leaue that Which euery tongue is glad to commune with , Since Monsiers first arriuall in the land , The time that he was here , and the time since , What royaltie hath beene in Englands Court , Both princely reuelling , and war-like sport . 2. Such sports doe fitly fit our Nation , That forraine eyes beholding what we are , May rather seeke our peace , then wish our watre . 3. Heauen blesse our Soue raigne from her foes intent , The peace we haue ; is by her gouernment . Enter Doctor Parry . 1. M. Doctor Parry . 2. Good Morrow M. Doctor . 3. You are an early riser sir . Doctor . My Lord , my Lord , my very good Lord . 1. This Summer morning makes vs couetous To take the profit of the pleasant ayre . Doct. T is healthfull to be stirring in a Morning . 2. It hath pleasde the Queene to shew him many fauours . 3. You say but right , and since his last disgrace , The cause so great it had surely touch't his life , Had not the Queene beene gracious : he seemes at Court A man more gratious in our Soueraignes eye Then greater subiects . 2. She hath giuen him much preferment , In greatest place grac't him with conference : Ask't for him in his absence , and indeed Made knowne to vs he is one in her regard . 3. But did you neuer here the cause of his disgrace ? 3. He did intend the murther of a Gentleman , One M. Hares here of the Inner Temple , And so far brought his purpose to effecte , That M. Hare being priuate in his Chamber , Hee watching as he thought fit time , broke in vpon him : But he assaulted so , behau'd himselfe , That he did guard himselfe , and attach't him . From whence he was committed vnto New-gate , And at the Sessions by twelue honest men , Found guilty of Burglarie and condemn'd to die : And had di'd , had her Grace not pardon'd him . 2. Shee is a gracious Princesse vnto all , Many shee raiseth , wisheth none should fall . 1. Fie M. Doctor , Your face beares not the habite it was wont , And your discourse is altered , what 's the matter ? Doct. And if my brow be sad or my face pale , They doe belie my heart , for I am merry . 1. Men beeing as you are , so great in grace With such a royall Princesse , haue no reason . Enter a Gentleman . Gent. Roome Gentlemen for my L. high Steward . Enter the Earle of Lecester , all the Lords flocke after him , & exeunt . Manet Parry . Doct. The discontend desire to be alone , My wishes are made vp , for they are gone . Here are no blabs but this , and this one clocke I le keepe from going with a double locke : Yet it will strike , this day it must be done . What must be done ? what must this engine doe ? A deed of treason hath prepar'd mee too . These too , these too , why they had life by her , And shall these two kill their deliuerer ? The life that makes me rise ? these once my sinne Had forfeited , her mercie pardon'd me : I had beene eaten vp with wormes ere this , Had not her mercie giuen a life to this : And yet these hands if I performe my oth , Must kill that life , that gaue a life to both . I haue tane the Sacrament to doo 't , confe'rd With Cardinal Cemo about it , and receiu'd Full absolution from his Holynes , Beene satisfied by many holy fathers , During my trauels both in France and Italie , The deed is iust and meritorious , And yet I am troubled when I doe remember The excellencie of her Maiestie , And I would faine desist , but that I know How many vowes of mine are gone to heauen , My letters and my promises on earth , To holy fathers and graue Catholikes : That I would doo 't for good of Catholicks . Then in the Garden where this day shee walkes , Her graces I will cast behind mine eyes , Enter Gen. And by a subiects hand , a Soueraigne dyes . Gent. Cleare the way Gentlemen for the Queene : Master Doctor Parry . Exit Gent. Doct. O , let me see a difference in this man ! Before this Queene ( that I am come to kill ) Shew'd me the gracious eye of her respect , And gaue me countenance mong'st greatest Earles : This man was forwarder to thrust me forth , Then now he is humble to accept me in . If then her Grace hath honour'd me so much , How can this hand giue her a treacherous touch ? The Trumpets speake , heauen what shall I doe ? Euen what hell , & my dam'd heart shal thrust me too . Enter Queen , Lecester , and Lords . Queen . Faire day my Lords , you are all Larkes this morning , Vp with the Sunne , you are stirring earely . Lecest. We are all subiects to your Soueraignes light . Queen . That you call dutie we accept as loue , And we doe thanke you , nay we thanke you all ; T is not to one , but t is in generall . Lest. The Queene would walke apart , forbeare my Lords . Doct. Now , what makes me shake ? Doe Angels guard her , or doth heauen partake Her refuge ? Queene . In such a Garden may a Soueraigne , Be taught her louing subiects to maintaine ; Each Plant vnto his nature and his worth , Hauing full cherishing , it springeth foorth . Weedes must bee weeded out , yet weeded so , Till they doe hurt , let them a Gods name grow . Doct. Now Queene . He offers to shoote . Queen . Who 's there , my kind friend M. Doctor Parry ? Doct. My must dread Soueraigne . Queen . Why doe you tremble M. Doctor ? haue you any sute to vs ? Shake not at vs , we doe our Subiects loue , Or doos thy face shew signes of discontent Through any heauie want oppresseth thee ? Though at our Court of Greene-wich thou wert crost In suing to be Master of Saint Katherines , To doe thee good seeke out a better place , Shee 'le giue thee that , the which hath giuen thee grace . Doct. I know your loue dread Queene : Now . Queen . M. Doctor , about the talke we had together , Of English Fugitiues that seeke my life : You told mee of them I am beholding to you . Doct. I did no more then dutie : O happie time ! Queen : And will they still persist ? doe they desire my blood ? That wake when I should sleepe to doe them good . Doct. Madam . Queen . O my maker ! Parry , Villaine , Traitour , What doost thou with that Dagge ? Doct. Pardon dread Soueraigne . Queen . Pardon thou villaine , shewes thou art a Traitour , Treason my Lords , Treason . Enter the Lords . Lest. Ha , by the ble'st place of heauen , treason & we so neere ? A Traitour with a Dagge , Gods holy mother . Lords guard the Queene : are you not frighted Madam ? I le play the Sergeant to arrest the wretch . Queen . Be not so rash good Lecester , hee 's dead already , Strucke with remorce of that he was come to doe : Pray let me speake with him ? Say M. Doctor , Wherein haue I deseru'd an ill of you , Vnlesse it were an ill in pardoning you . What haue I done toward you to seeke my life , Vnlesse it were in taking you to grace . Doct. Mercie dread Queene . Queen . I thanke my God , I haue mercie to remit A greater sinne , if you repent for it . Arise . Lecest. My Lords what do you meane , take hence that villain , Let her alone , shee le pardon him againe : Good Queene we know you are too mercifull , To deale with Traitours of this monstrous kinde . Away with him to the tower , then to death , A Tratours death , shall such a Traitour haue , That seekes his Soueraignes life that did him saue . Queene . Good Lecester . Lest. Good Queene you must be rul'd . Exeunt . Enter Iacke Gresham . Iohn .

Nay sfoote Iacke , hold on thy resolution : they say , that may happen in one houre that happens not againe in 7. yeare , and I should chance to take her in the right vaine , and she kindly bestow her selfe vpon me , why then there 's a man made from nothing , for before God I haue spent all and am not worth any thing , and indeed vnlesse this same good old Ladie Ramsie take some pitie vpon me & take me for better for worse , God knowes in which of the two Counters I shall keepe my next Christmas in , but by this hand if shee will accept of mee in this miserable estate that I am in now , for before God , I haue neither money nor credite , as I am an honest man , and that s more I am fear'd , then any man will beleeue of mee , i le forsweare all women but her , & wil not kisse any of my neighbours wiues for a kingdome . here s the house , I le knock at the doore : what shal I doo 't in the Cauellere humour , with whos 's within there Ho , or in the Puritane humour , with by your leaue good brother : faith in neither , for in the one I shall be taken for a swaggring knaue , and in the other to be an hypocriticall foole : but honest Iacke in thine own honest humour plaine dealing 's a Iewel , and I haue vs'd it so long I am next doore to a begger .

Enter 2 : Creditors .

But Gods precious , what a plague make these here ? these 2. are two of my Creditors , I must stoppe their mouthes , fleet them from hence , or all the fat s in the fire .

1. M. Gresham , you are well met . Iohn .

I hope Gentlemen you will say so anon . But you are alone , are you not ?

2. Alone M. Gresham , why doe you aske ? Iohn .

A man hath reason to aske , beeing as I am , that neuer seeth his Creditors , but is afeard of the Catch-pole . But you are kind my friends , and I thanke you , you will beare with me .

1. I but M. Gresham , a man may beare till his backe breake . Iohn :

I , Porters may ; but you , that are sustantiall honest Cittizens , there is no feare to be made of your breaking , you know there 's no man so low but God can raise him ; and though I am now out at heeles , or so as you thinke , I am in the way of preferment , & hope to be able to pay euery man within this houre .

1. We should be glad to see it . 2. But how pray Sir ? Iohn .

How ? why very easily , if I can compasse it : The truth is , though you would litle thinke it , I am a sutor for my L. Ramsey .

1. But I dare sware she is no suter to you . Enter Lady Ramsie , and D. Nowel . Iohn .

Why that 's true too ; for if shee were a Suter to mee , we should be man and wife straight & you should haue your money within this halfe houre . But looke , looke where shee comes : as you are good-men mum , patience and pray for my proceedings : If I do speed as I am partly perswaded , you shall haue your own with the aduantage , if I should be crost you know the worst , forbearance is no acquitance : but mum , if it prooue a match & any of you should chance to be in the Counter , you know my marriage being spred , my word wil be currant , then mum .

Now. Madam you are welcome into Lumber-street . Lady . I thanke your curtesie , good M. Deane . Ioh:

See how fortunately all things chance , if it happen as I hope it wil , she taking a liking to me , here is a Priest to marry vs presently Madam .

Lady : Would you any busines with me sir ? Iohn .

Faith Lady necessary busines , & not to go far about the bush , I am come to be a Suter vnto you , & you know the fashion of yong men when they come a woing to ancient widowes , the way to speed is to begin thus .

La: You are very forward sir . Ioh:

You would say so Lady if you knew how forward I would be : but Madam you are rich , and by my Troth I am very poore , and I haue been as a man should say starke naught : but hee goes farre that neuer turnes , and if now I haue a desire to mend & being in so good a way , you know how vncharitable it were in you to put mee out of it , you may make an honest man of mee , if it , please you , and when thou hast made mee one , by my Troth Mall I le keepe my selfe , for I am a Gentle man both by the fathers side and mothers side , and though I haue not the mucke of the world I haue a great deale of good Loue , and I prethee accept of it .

Lady . M. Deane . Doe you know this Gentlemans businesse to me . Now. Not I , beleeue me Madam . Iohn .

I shall haue her sure : why i le tell you Sir , my Lady here is a comely , ancient , rich widow , & I am a honest , propper , poore young man , remembring stil I am a Gentleman , now what good her riches may doe to her pouertie , your grauetie may gesse : saue a soule perhaps M. Deane , looke you sir , it is but giuing my hand into hers , and hers into mine : M. Deane , I protest before God shee hath my heart already , and with some three or foure words which I know you haue by rote , make vs two my Ladie and I , one till death vs depart .

Lady .

This Gentleman thinks that to be a matter of nothing . But doe you loue me as you doe protest ?

Iohn .

Loue you Madam loue you by this hand : I shall haue her sure , friends you see how the businesse goes forward , bring me your billes to morow morning or vpon the hope that I haue , you may leaue them with me , I shall be able to discharge ; Ha , ha , Iacke .

Ladie .

How will you maintaine me Sir , if I should marry you ?

Iohn . Maintaine , what needst thou aske that question ? Foote thou hast maintenance ynough for thee and I too .

If I should marry you ? Friends , you see how it goes now , to morrow within an houre after I am married , I must take the vpper hand of my Vncle , and the next Sunday I that was scarce worthy to fit in the Belferie , the Church-wardens fetch me , and seat me in the Chauncell .

Lady . M. Deane , I protest , neuer since I was widow , Neuer did man make so much loue to me . Sir for your loue , I am much beholding to you . Ioh.

Doe Mall , prethee doe not thinke it so , be chosen one of the common Counsell , or one of the Masters of the Hospitall , so perhaps I shall neuer become it , marrie if I should bee chosen one of the Maisters of Bridewell , for some of my old acquaintance ; fut , I would take it vpon me , vice must be corrected , vice must be corrected .

La: Ram: Fill me a large cup full of Hippocrist , And bring me hither 20. li. in gold . Iohn .

And one of your husbands Liuery Gownes , so now you trouble your selfe so much , that gold is to contract vs withall : a simple morning : Friends , you cannot beat me downe with your bils . M. Deane of Poules I pray you stay and dine with me you shall not say mee nay , the oftner you come , the more welcome .

Now. You are merry sir . ( cause , Iohn . I thanke God , and all the world may see I haue no other That I am likely to be so well bestowed . Lady . Sir , you shall not say the loue you shew'd to me , Was entertain'd but with kind curtesie : This for your loue , vnto your health I drinke . Pledge me . Iohn . I by my Torth Mall will I , weare it as deepe as a well . Ladie . Now for your paines there is twentie pound in gold . Nay , take the Cuppe too sir , thanks for your loue : And were my thought 's bent vnto marriage , I rather would with you that seeme thus wild , Then one that hath worse thoughts and seemes moe mild . Iohn . Foote will you not haue me then ? Lady . Yes , when I meane to marry any one , And that not whilst I liue . Iohn .

See how a man may bee deceiued : I thought I should haue beene sure by this time well , though I shall not haue you , I shall haue this with a good will .

Ladie . With all my heart , and for the Loue you haue showne , Wish it to thriue with you euen as mine owne . 1. To Morrow shall we attend your worship . 2. Sir her 's my bill , it comes to twentie pound . Iohn .

Friends , Ploydens Prouerbe , The Case is altered and by my troth I haue learn'd you a Lesson , Forbearance is no Acquittance .

Lady . What men are these ? Iohn .

Faith Madam , men that haue my hand , though not for my honesty , yet for the money that I owe them .

Lady . What doth he owe you ? 1. Fiftie pound , Madame . Lady . What you ? 2. A hundred Markes . Lady . I le pay you both : and sir to doe you good , To all your Creditors I le doe the like . Iohn . That 's said like a kinde wench , And though we neuer meet againe , We will haue one Busse more at parting : And now I faith I haue all my wilde oates sowen , And if I can grow rich by the helpe of this , I le say I rose by Lady Ramsies kisse . Exeunt . A peale of Chambers . Enter Queene , Hunsdon , Lecester , Drum , Colours , and Souldiers . Queene .

A stand there Lords . Whence comes this sound of shot ?

Lest. Please it your Maiestie , t' is thought the Fleet Lately discouered by your Subiect Flemming , Riding along the Coasts of France and Dunkerke , Is met and fought with by your Admirall . Queen . Heauen prosper his proceedings ; harke my Lords , Stil it increaseth : Oh had God and Nature , Giuen vs proportion man-like to our mind , Wee 'd not stand here fenc't in a wall of Armes , But haue beene present in these Sea a larmes . Huns. Your royall resolution , hath created New spirits in your souldiers brests , and made Of one man three . Enter a Post . Queen . Make way there , what s the newes , Post . Your Royall Fleet bids battel to the Spaniards , Whose number with the aduantage of the wind , Giues them great oddes but the vndaunted worth , And well knowne valour of your Admirall , Sir Francis Drake , and Martin Furbisher Giues vs assured hope of victorie . Queen . Where did the royall Nauies first incounter ? Post . From Douer Cliffes we might discerne them ioyne , But such a cloud of smoke inuiron'd them , We could discouer nought of their proceedings : For the great Spanish Fleet had wind and Tide , God and good hearts stand on your Graces side . Queen . Ther 's for thy newes : he that first lent me breath , Stand in the right of wrong'd Elizabeth . Omnes . God and his Angels , for Elizabeth . Enter another Poste . Queen . Welcome a Gods name , what 's the newes my friend , Alas , good man : his lookes speakes for his tongue . How stands the sea-fight . Post . Much contrarious . The Spanish Fleet cast in a warlike Ranke Like a halfe Moone , or to a full bent bow , Wait for aduantage : when amongst the rest Sir Martin Furbisher blinded with smoke , And fir'd in heart with emulating honour , Gaue the proud Spaniard a broad side of shot : But being within the compasse of their danger , The distant corners of the gripled Fleet Circled him round : this valiant Furbisher , With all his braue and gallant followers , Are foulded in deaths armes . Queen . If he Surviue , He shall be nobly ransomed : If he die , He liues an honour to his Nation . How fares our Admirall ? Post . Brauely he fights , Directs with iudgement and with heedfull care , Offends the Foe : England nere bred Men that at sea fight better managed . Queen . It cheers my blood and if my God be pleased For some neclected dutie in our selfe , To punish vs with losse of them at sea , His will be done : yet will we pray for them . If they returne , our selfe will be the first Will bid them welcome : what saves valiant Lecester ? Thou wilt not leaue me wilt thou ? dost thou looke pale ? What sayes olde Hunsdon ? nay i le speake thy part , Thy hand old Lord , I am sure I haue thy heart . Huns. Both hand and hart . A noyse within crying a Furbisher . Enter a Captaine . Queen . Then let both heart and hand , Be brauely vs'd in honour of our Land . Before thou speakest take that if he be dead , A Queene will see his Funerall honoured . Cap. When the foes ships Had grasp't his ships within a steely girdle , The valiant Captaine ouer-charg'd with her , Hauing no roome for cowardize or feare , Gaue all his ordinance a gallant charge , Cheer'd vp his souldiers , man'd vp his fights , And standing bare-head , brauely on the decke , When dangerous shot as thicke as April haile Dropt by his eares , he waued his war-like sword , And with a bold defiance the foe . The watch-word giuen , his Ordinance let flie With such a furie , that it broke their rankes , Shotter'd their sides and made their war-like shippes Like drunkards reele , and tumble side to side : But to conclude such was the will of heauen , The true spirit of that Gentle-man , That being thought hopelesse to be preserued , Yet in warres despite and all the Spaniards scoffe , He brought his ship and souldiers brauely off . Queen . Warres spight indeed , and we to doe him right , The shippe he sailde in , fought in , cal'd Warres spight . Now noble souldiers rouze your hearts like me , To noble resolution : if any heere There be that loue vs not , or harbour feare ; Wee giue him libertie to leaue our Campe Without displeasure . Our Armies royall so be equall our hearts , For with the meanest heere i le spend my blood , And so to loose it count my onely good . A March , laed on : wee 'le meet the worst can fall , A mayden Queene will be your Generall . They march one way out , at the other doore enter Sir Francis Drake with Colours , and Ensignes taken from the Spaniards . What meane these Spannish Ensignes in the hands Of English Subiects ? Drake . Honourable Queene , They shew that Spaniards liues are in the hands Of Englands Soueraigne . Queene . Englands God be prais'd But prethe Drake , for well I knowe thy name , And i le not be vnmindfull of thy worth : Breefly rehearse the danger of the battle , Till Furbisher was rescued wee haue heard . Drake . The danger after that was worse than then : Valour a both sides stroue to rise with honour , As is a paire of Ballance once made euen , So stood the day , inclin'd to neither side : Sometimes we yeelded , but like a Ramme That makes returnement to redouble strength ; Then forc't them yeeld when our Lord Admirall Following the chase : Pedro their Admirall , With many Knights and Captaines of account , Were by his noble deeds tane prisoners , And vnder his Conduct are safely kept : And are by this time landed at S. Margrets : From whence they meane to march along by land , And at S. Iames hee 'le greet your Maiestie . These Spannish Ensignes tokens of our Conquest , Our Captaines tooke from off their battered ships : Such as stood out we sunke , such as submitted , Tasted our English mercie , and mercie Vassals and prisoners to your Soueraigntie . Quée. Next vnder God , your valors haue the praise : Dismisse our Campe , and tread a royall March Towards S. Iames , where in martiall order Wee 'le meete and parley our Lord Admirall , And set a ransome of his Prisoners . As for those Ensignes see them safely kept , And giue commandement to the Deane of Powles , He not forget in his next learned Sermon , To celebrate this conquest at Powles Crosse : And to the Audience in our name declare . Our thankes to heauen in vniuersall Prayer : For tho our enemies be ouerthrowne , T is by the hand of heauen , and not our owne . On : Sound a call ; Now louing Countreymen , Subiects , and fellow souldiers , that haue left Your weeping wiues , your goods and children , And layd your liues vpon the edge of death , For good of England , and Elizabeth , We thanke you all : those that for vs would bleed , Shall finde vs kinde to them and to their seed . Wee heare dismisse you and dismisse our Campe . Againe we thanke you : pleaseth God we liue , A greater recompence then thankes wee 'le giue . All . Our liues , and liuings for Elizabeth . Queen . Thankes ; generall thankes . Towards London march we to a peacefull throne , We wish no warres , yet we must guard our owne . Exeunt .
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