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Early English books online. (EEBO-TCP ; phase 1, no. A05458) Transcribed from: (Early English Books Online ; image set 4731) Images scanned from microfilm: (Early English books, 1475-1640 ; 376:05) Chrestoleros Seuen bookes of epigrames written by T B. Bastard, Thomas, 1565 or 6-1618. [8], 184 p. By Richard Bradocke for I[ohn] B[roome] and are to be sold at her shop in Paules Church-yarde at the signe of the Bible, Imprinted at London : 1598. Dedication signed: Thomas Bastard. In verse. Publisher's name from STC. Cf. Folger catalogue, which gives signatures: A⁴ B-M N⁴. Reproduction of the original in the Henry E. Huntington Library and Art Gallery. eng Epigrams, English. eebo Chrestoleros. Seuen bookes of epigrames written by T B. Bastard, Thomas, 1598 192 23381 16 0 0 0 0 0 6.84 B The rate of 6.84 defects per 10,000 words puts this text in the B category of texts with fewer than 10 defects per 10,000 words. 2003-03 Assigned for keying and markup 2003-04 Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2003-05 Sampled and proofread 2003-05 Text and markup reviewed and edited 2003-06 Batch review (QC) and XML conversion

CHRESTOLEROS . Seuen bookes of Epigrames written by T B.

Hunc nouere modum nostri seruare libelli , Parcere personis : dicere de vitiis .

Imprinted at London by Richard Bradocke for I. B. and are to be sold at her shop in Paules Church-yarde at the signe of the Bible . 1598.

To the Right Honourable Sir Charels Blunt Knight , Lord Mountioy , and Knight of the most noble order of the Garter .

MY Lorde , epigrames are a scarse worke , they haue euer had but fewe writers , and yet too many ; If my booke please not , yet this , I shal be sure of rare discommendations , the greatest aduenture that I knowe : is to write , mens iudgements are of so many fashions , yet this is my comfort that my booke is of the fashion . If the common manners commend him , he hath giuen them no cause . If anie obiect to my calling this kinde of writing : in other things I woulde be glad to approue my studie to your good Lordshippe . These are the accomptes of my Idlenes . Yet herein I may seeme to haue done somthing worthy the price of Labour , that I haue taught Epigrams to speake chastlie besides I haue acquainted them with more grauitie of sence , and barring them of their olde libertie , not onelie forbidden them to be personall , but turned all their bitternesse rather into sharpenesse . But the worke it selfe , ( in regard of which I most humbly craue your honors patronage ) doth in the nature and kinde thereof deliuer me of an Epistle , and bidds it giue place to an Epigrame ,

IF I my Pen an higher taske should set , Great Lord , what better matter could I finde , Then of thy worth and vertue to entreate , Of thy heroicke spirite and noble minde : Now take my gnatt , and try me in a toye , Whether hereafter I may sing of Troye . Your Honours most affectionate seruant . Thomas Bastard .
ΕΠΙΓΡΑΜΜΑΤΩΝ . Liber Primus .
Epigr. 1. de subiecto operis sui . I Speake of wants , of frauds , of policies , Of manners , and of vertues , and of times , Of vnthrifts , and of frends , and enimies , Poets , Physitions , Lawyers , and Diuines , Of vsurers , buyers , borowers , ritch and poore , Of theeues , of murtherers by sea and land , Of pickthankes , lyers , flatterers lesse and more , Of good and bad , and all that comes to hand , I speake of hidden and of open things : Of strange euents , of countries farre and wide , Of warrs , of captaynes , Nobles , Princes , kings , Asia , Europe , and all the world beside . This is my subiect reader I confesse , From which I thinke seldome I doe digresse .
Epigr. 2. WHen I was sweetly sotted with delight , Each trifeling cause could moue one to indite A little praise would stirre me in such wise , My thirst all Helycon could scarse suffice . My pen was like a bowe which still is bent , My head was like a barrell wanting vent . Then had you toucht me , you had felt the smart , What fury might , requiring helpe of art , And then I thought my iudgements ayme so cleere That I would hitt you right , or misse you neere , But nowe left naked of prosperitie , And subiect vnto bitter iniurie . So poore of sense , so bare of wit I am , Not neede her selfe can driue an Epigram , Yet neede is mistresse of all exercise . And she all thriuing arts did first deuise . But should I thriue or prosper in that state , Where she is my commandresse whome I hate ? For of a key-cold witt what would ye haue ? He which is once a wretch , is thrise a slaue .
Epigr. 3. Ad Lectorem . REader my booke flies low , and comes not neere , The higher world , and the celestiall spheare . Yet not so low , but that it doth despise The earthes round lumpe , and farre aboue it flies . This is the middle labour of my pen , To drawe thee forth ( Reader ) a mappe of men .
Epigr. 4. De Microcosmo . MAn is a little world and beares the face , And picture of the Vniuersitie : All but resembleth God , all but his glasse , All but the picture of his maiestie . Man is the little world ( so we him call , ) The world the little God , God the great All.
Epigr. 5. Ad lectorem de subiecto operis sui . THE little worlde the subiect of my muse , Is an huge taske and labour infinite ; Like to a wildernesse or masse confuse , Or to an endlesse gulfe , or to the night , How many strange Meanders doe I finde ? How many paths do turne my straying pen ? How many doubtfull twilights make me blinde , Which seeke to lim out this strange All of men ? Easie it were the earth to purtray out , Or to draw forth the heauens purest frame , Whose restlesse course , by order whirles about Of change and place , and still remaines the same , But how shall mens , or manners forme appeare , Which while I write , do change from that they were ?
Epigr. 6. Ad Momum . MOmus , I treate of vices by the way , Of vices pure , abstract , and separate , Of vniuersall , as the schoole men say , Intentionall , meere , and specificate ; Which floate aboue all sense of vulgarnesse , And keepe the topp of the praedicament ; Which like Chymaera haunt the wildernesse , And are the substance of an accident . You cannot Momus then be toucht by me , Vnlesse you genus vniuersum , be .
Epigr. 7. Ad curiosum lectorem . ME thinks some curious Reader , I heare say , What Epigrams in english ? t is not fit . My booke is plaine , and would haue if it may , An english Reader but a latine witt .
Epigr. 8. Ad Do. Mountioy . GReat Lord , thine honour and thine excellence , Among the least hath worthy residence ; Of which I am , as meane , as low as any ; Yet a true heart and witnesse with the many . Then learne of me what th' vnknowne vulgar saies , how high the lowe extoll thy worthy praise . Here thou dost sit , these harts thy worth doth moue These know thy vertues , daine to know their loue .
Epigr. 9. In Caium . CAius will doe me good he sweares by all , That can be sworne , in swearing liberall : He did me one good turne I wote well how , I would he had not , for I rue it now . And twise and thrise , he holpe me at my need , He me in shew , but I holpe him in deede . Had I more neede he would so succour me , That for his helpe the more my need should be . But Caius , haue ye such good turns in store ? O keepe them for your selfe , helpe me no more . For he which comes to you and wanteth pelse , Must say : Sir I haue need , now helpe your selfe .
Epigr. 10. De Cadauere in littus eiecto . THe naked corpse cast out vpon the shoare , Seemde in my thought thus wofully to plaine : Sea , thou did'st drowne , and bury me before ; Why do thy waues then digge me out againe ? Thus we by earth and sea are inuired ; The earth castes forth her liue , the sea her dead .
Epigr. 11. de Philippo Sidneo . WHen nature wrought vpon her mould so well , That nature wondred her owne worke to see , When arte so labourde nature to excell , And both had spent their excellence in thee . Willing they gaue the into fortunes hande Fearing they could not ende what they beganne .
Epigr. 12. De Publio . PVblius sweares he is nor false nor wicked , Free from great faults , and hath no other lett , Saue this great fault he is in debt . This is the greatest sinne he hath committed . This is a great and hainous sinne indeede , Which will commit him if he take not heede .
Epigr. 13. GAllus would made me heire , but suddainly , He was preuented by vntimely death : Scilla did make me heire : when by and by His health returnes and he recouereth . He that entendes me good , dies with his pelfe , And he that doth me good , hath it himselfe .
Epigr. 14. In Matho nem optatinum . MAtho the wisher hath an ill entent , But for the fact I thinke him innocent , If he see ought he wisheth it straight way . Wishing the night , wishing he spendes the day . Nor horse , nor man , nor wife , nor boy nor maide Can scape his wish , nor ought that can be said . Your house , your bed , your board , your plate , your dish , All he deuours , t is all his with a wish . He views whole fields & sheep on them which stray Riuers , woods , hils , he wisheth all away . Yea witt , and learning and good qualities , He would not want , if wishing might suffice . And this the disarde Matho nothing games , By wishing oft , and yet he takes great paines .
Epigr. 15. In Mirum medicum . PHisition Mirus talkes of saliuation , Of Tophes and Pustules , and Febricitation ; Who doth ingurgitate , who tussicate , And who an vlcer hath inueterate . Thus while his Inkehorne termes he doth apply , Euacuated is his ingenie .
Epigr. 16. SOme say that some which Colledges did found , Were wicked men ; I grant it may be so : But what are they which seeke to pull them downe ? Are not these wicked builders , let me know ? How do times differ ? how are things discust ? For see their wicked , do excell our iust .
Epigr. 17. de poëta Martiali . MArtiall , in sooth none should presume to write , Since time hath brought thy Epigrams to light ▪ For through our writing , thine so prais'de before Haue this obteinde , to be commended more : Yet to our selues although we winne no fame , Wee please , which get our maister a good name .
Epigr. 18. THe poore man plaines vnto a Crocodile , And with true tears his cheeks he doth bedew , Sir , I am wrong'd and spoild : alas the while , I am vndone , good sir some pitie shewe : Then weepes the Crocodile , but you may see , his teeth preparde and hollow rauening iawe : Then dry the poore mans teares , away goes he , Must rape be pitied , is there such a lawe ? He did me wrong which robde me as you see . But he which stole my tears , stole more from me .
Epigr. 19. in Auaritiam . AVarice hath an endlesse eye , Attende , and I will tell you why ; The minde the bodies good doth craue , Which it desiring cannot haue : The like resemblance may be made , As if the bodie lou'd a shade .
Epigr. 20. in Cacum . CAcus desired me to set him foorth , O how I burne saith he ! O how I long , And yet I cannot register his worth And why ? for Cacus neuer did me wrong .
Epigr. 21. De Typographo . THe Printer when I askt a little summe , Huckt with me for my booke , & came not nere . Ne could my reason or perswasion , Moue him a whit ; though al things now were deere , Hath my conceipt no helpe to set it forth ? Are all things deere , and is wit nothing worth ?
Epigr. 22. In Scillam . SCilla had bin in France a weeke or two , When he returned home with victory ; Boasting of ten which he to death did do . Nine in the fight , the tenth but cowardly . For him he smote vntrussing of his hose , Alas that soldier di'de a filthy death . Yet he made vp the compleat summe of those , Of whose occision Scilla glorieth , And by his Rapiar hilts ( O bloody deed ) Embrau'de with golde , he sweares victoriously And hundred at his next returne to speede . Ten him no tens , an hundred more shall die , But neuer he returnde , nor euer will , Counting more glory now to saue then kill .
Epigr. 23. in Caluum . CAluus hath hayre neither on head or brow . Yet he thanks God , that wit the hath enowe . The witt may stand although the hayre doe fall T is true , but Caluus had no witt at all ?
Epigr. 24. FAustus is sicke of care , the doctors say , His cure and remedy must be delay . While sicke consuming Faustus keeps his bedde . An hundred whole men are consum'd and deade . After all this Faustus recouereth ; I see care is a tricke to cosin death .
Epigr. 25. in fucantem faciem suam . HE which put on a false vpon thy face , Hath done that ill , which was done well before , Thus he hath put thy picture in thy place , Making thee like thy selfe , thy selfe no more . Depriude of liuing comlinesse and feature , Fye on thee art , thou com'st to neere to nature .
Epigr. 26. de Adam primo homine . WHen Adam couered his first nakednes , With figge tree leaues , he did , he knew not what , The leaues were good indeed , but not for that , God ordaind skins gainst his skins wretchednesse . But gainst diseases and our inward neede , To piece our life which slitting still doth passe . What leafe do we not vse , what herbe , what grasse , Their secret vertues standing vs in steede ? Thus in our garmentes these we cast away : And yet our life doth weare them euery day .
Epigr. 27. In Cophum . COphus on Antimonium doth plodd , Beleeue me Cophus but you are too bolde , To search into the secret depth of God : After Potatoes of resolued golde The Paracelsians taught you this to doe ; And you will ferett Nature from her denne , Yee 'le make men liue whether they will or no. But trust me Cophus they are trustlesse men . For Cophus they haue taskt you like a noddy , To study th' immortalitie of the bodie .
Epigr. 28. THey which reade Horace Virgill and the rest , Of ancient Poets ; all new wits detest : And say O times ; what happy wits were then , I say , O fooles ; rather what happy men .
Epigr. 29. In Gallum . THe good turne Gallus which you promised , When I beleeuing foole doe aske of you : Then you obiect your name is blemished , By my reportes , and more which is not true , You might bin liberall as ye did boast , But you are angry now with halfe the cost ,
Epigr. 30. FLorus exceeded all men of our time , So braue , so pert , so lust ye , and so trimme : But sodainly me thought he did decline , So wanne , so blanke , so sily and so thinne . I aske the cause , he leads me through the streete , He brings me to his house , where I may see , A woman fayre , softe , gentle and discreete . Behold saith Florus what hath tamed me . What is this true ? can such a wife doe so ? Then how must he be tamd which hath a shroe ?
Epigr. 31. Epitaphium Timonis . HEere I lie sealed vnder this stone , Deathes loathsome prisoner , lifes castaway . Which when I liued was loued of none , Nor louely to any as all men can say . Now all men for dying doe loue me , though ill , I would not reuiue to loose their good will .
Epigr. 32. THey say the Spaniards make prouision For wars , and that they will be heere with speed With shops ; golde , siluer and munition . What do they meane ? I think they know our need ?
Epigr. 33. IF ye aske Laetus why he keepes no Christmasse , Being so rich , hauing so large reuenue : Hee 'le say he is in debt , or hath some purchase , Or hath begonne it and can not continue , Porus hath many legacyes to pay , Though Laetus he exceede in welth or land . But Dacus will do good some other way , Cacus would , weare his mony in his hand : Olde Misus saith , let them spend wich can get , Corus would now , but all things are to deare . Germanus saith , you do not know my lett , And Caius will keepe house an other yeare . O wretched times , but our times iust abuse . That euer doing good should haue excuse .
Epigr. 34. Ad Thomam Freake armig . de veris aduentu . THe welcome Sunne from sea Freake is returned , And cheerth with his beames the naked earth , Which gainst his comming her apparelleth , And hath his absence sixe long moneths mourned . Out of her fragrant side she sendes to greete him The rashed primrose and the violet ; While she the fieldes and meadowes doth beset With flowers , & hang the trees with pearle to meet him Amid this hope and ioy she doth forget , To kill the hemlocke which doth grow too fast , And chill the adder making too much hast , With his blacke sonnes reuiued with the heat , Till sommer come with diuers colours clad , Much like my Epigrams with good and badd .
Epigr. 35. In Thersiten . A Athough Thersites haue a filthy face , And staring eyes , and little outward grace ▪ Yet this he hath to make amend's for all , Nature her selfe is not more naturall .
Epigr. 36. NIsus writes Epigrams and so doe I , Matter he hath enough , but I haue lesse , Yet but in one poynt all the ods doth lie , He may speake of lewde loues and wantonnesse . Is not this ods ? am not I in a streight , His matter pleaseth more , then my conceipt .
Epigr. 37. In Festum . FEstus and this vile world haue shaken hands , Opprobrious riches were to him such griefe , That he hath so dispatcht his wealth and lands , That no man now can cast them in his teeth , Now what is not vndone ? and what remaines , To Festus of his former happinesse ? Ritch with all humours , onely he retaines Good natur'd grosnesse , and a bounch of flesh . But Philo take you care no more of that , For if ye doe , you will vndoe your fatt .
Epigr. 38. In Misum . Olde Misus is a slauish drudge I knowe , For whome ? but for his master , so he saies : Who is your maister Misus can ye shew ? Is not he in your chest vnder your keyes ? Then you doe ill so farre him to preferre , And make your Lord , which is your prisoner .
Epigr. 39. Ad librum suum . MY little booke whom wilt thou please , tell me ? All which shall reade thee ? no that cannot be . Whom then , the best ? but few of these are knowne . How shalt thou knowe to please thou know'st not whom ? The meaner sort commend not poetry ; And sure the worst should please themselues for thee But let them passe , and set by most no store . Please thou one well , thou shalt not neede please more .
Epigr. 40. Ad Lectorem . HOw quickly doth the Reader passe away , My pens long taske and trauaile of the day ? Foure lines , which hold me tug an hower or twaine He sups vp with a breath and takes no paine . Yet vse me well Reader , which to procure Thy one short pleasure ▪ two long paines endure : The one of writing when it is begonne : Th' other of shame , if 't please not when t is done .
Finis . Libri Primi .
ΕΠΙΓΡΑΜΜΑΤΩΝ . Liber Secundus .
THou which deluding raisest vp a fame , And hauing shewd the man concealst his name ▪ Which canst play earnest as it pleaseth thee , And earnest turne to iest as neede shall be , Whose good we praise , as being like of all . Whose ill we beare , as being naturall , Thou which art made of vineger and gall , Wormewood , and Aqua fortis mixt with all . The worldes spie , all ages obseruer , All mens feare , fewe mens flatterer . Cease , write no more to agrauate thy sinne : Or if thou wilt not leaue , now I le beginne .
Epigr. 2. In Porum . POrus when first he ventred for a prize , Desirde safe conduct but to yonder shoare : When he ariude and spedd his merchandize , Sea , bring me home againe , I aske no more . And yet a second course he vndertakes . And steeling leaue for gayne which is so deare , A third and fourth aduenture yet he makes , And vsde to danger now , forgets to feare . Ye windes and seas where are your blasts & waues , With which ye seale and open the great deepe ? Porus contemneth you as captiue slaues , And saith you are his prisoners vnder keepe . Like Xerxes he hath Neptune fast in flockes , And like Vlysses , AEolus in a boxe .
Epigr. 3. MOnsters of men are many now a day , Which still like Vultures on the dead do pray , And as the Phoenix doth in wondred wise , So they , but out of others ashes rise .
Epigr. 4. Ad Henricum Wottonum . WOtton , the country and the country swayne , How can they yeelde a Poet any sense ? How can they stirre him vp , or heat his vaine ? How can they feede him with intelligence ? You haue that fire which can a witt enflame , In happy London Englands fayrest eye : Well may you Poets haue of worthy name , Which haue the foode and life of poetry . And yet the country or the towne may swaye , Or beare a part , as clownes doe in a play .
Epigr. 5. In hospitem quendam . MIne hoast he hath but one eye which good is , As for condtions good , one lesse then this , I pray ye guestes as many as come hether , In his behalfe to put these both together ,
Epigr. 6. De mensae Ianuarii quae fuit an : do . 1595. WHen coldes & frosts , & snowes were wont to reigne , As in their time of prime in Ianiuere . Then calme and milde and pleasant was the yeare , like to the spring which maketh all things feyne . The little sparrowes these I sawe deceiue , Which cherped merily and built their nest . Pore birds , the frost will come when you think lest , And you of pleasure sodainlye bereaue . And this poore birds let me your errour rue ; But let the yeare deceiue no more then you .
Epigr. 7. In Laetum . LAetus by sops , and sups , and little more Hath got a nose which reacheth to the skies , This nose hath got a mouth wide gaping so , This mouth hath gotten eares , these eares haue eies , And now me thinkes t is little nose againe , Being deuided , for I did suppose , That it had neither mouth , nor eares , nor eyne , I was deceiu'de , I tooke all for a nose , And if I say als nose , thinke you I lye ? But if I say not ; what a nose marre I ?
Epigr. 8. WAlking the fieldes a wantcatcher I spide , To him I went desirous of his game : Sir haue ye taken wants ? yes he replide , Heere are a dozen which were lately tane . Then you haue left no more . No more quoth he , Sir I can shewe you more , the more the worse , And to his worke he wente , but t'wolde not be , For all the wantes were crept into my purse . Farewell friend wantcatcher since t' will not be , Thou canst not catch the wants , but they catch me .
Epigr. 9. WEstminster is a mill which gryndes all causes , And grinde his cause for me there he that list : For by Demurrs and Pleas , appeales , and clauses , The tole is oft made greater then the gryste .
Epigr. 10. A Gentleman , if once decline chance , There s meate for peasants , there is dainty fare One snaps the sides , an other hath the haunch , One hath the vmbles , euery one a share . O vile base ende of riott and excesse , He which had liuing , landes and dignitie ; Is eaten vp of very filthinesse . Falne among swine , a pray to slauerie , But see the ende ; this sweete and daintie foode , Turns into finer molde , vpstartes a sonne : He is a Gentleman of your lands blood . He buyes your Armes , who could be thus vndone , First would I sterue my selfe and eate my nayles , Or these rude chufs should drayle me through their tayles .
Epigr. 11. HE which to London did conuey the pigge , Which was so wondrous long , so monstrous big Tell him from me he was a very mome . For I knowe greater piggs he left at home .
Epigr. 12. In Zoilum . ZOile now stinkes , cold , wann , and withered , How shall one know when Zoilus is dead .
Epigr. 13. In Cacum . CAcus , if any chance on him to call , Drawes forth the loafe & cheese , but if they eate A golden sentence he drawes forth withall , Friendship consisteth not in drinke and meate . This is a goolden sentence I dare sweare . This sentence saues him many pound 's a yeare .
Epigr. 14. Epitaphium barbae cuius erat Psillus . HEre lies a bounch of haire deepe falowed , Of fayre long hayre , trilling a downe the brest , With goodly flakes and peakes ; now all is dead . The shaking , and the count'nance , and the crest . Now death of mooches hath dissolude that twynn , And seased on that goodly sett of hayre . And marde the order of that famous chynn , With his posteritie alone so fayre , Which to posteritie I will commende . Heere lies a beard , and Psillus at the ende .
Epigr. 15. HEywood goes downe saith Dauis , sikerly , And downe he goes , I can it not deny . But were I happy , did not fortune frowne . Were I in heart , I would sing Dauy downe .
Epigr. 16. Ad Lectorem . REader , there is no biting in my verse ; No gall , no wormewood , no cause of offence . And yet there is a biting I confesse And sharpenesse tempred to a wholsome sense . Such are my Epigrams well vnderstood , As salt which bites the wound , but doth it good .
Epigr. 17. Ad Aulicos . YE Courtiers , so may you in courtly sorte With manners old , old Courtiers long remaine , So that some vpstart courtiers ye refraine : vnworthy of a peerelesse princes port . As courtier leather , courtier pinne , and sope , And courtier vinegeer , and starch and carde , And courtier cups , such as were neuer heard , And such as shall not court it long we hope . The true gentilitie by their owne Armes , Aduance themselues , the false by others harmes .
Epigr. 18. In inuidum . I Chanced on a monster of a man , With health heart sick , sterued with store of food , With riches poore ; with beauty pale and wanne . Wretched with happinesse , euill with good , One eye did enuie at the other eye , Because the other enuide more then he . His hands did fight for the first iniurie , So enuie enui'de , enuied to be . And as he went his hinder foote was sore And enuide at the foote that went before .
Epigr. 19. In Foenatores . NEuer so many vserers were knowne , As we haue now ; yet haue we not enowe , So many borowing neede hath ouerthrowne , Which would be more in debt , but know not how , The vserers are tane vp of Gentlemen , Of Merchants , of the Nobles of the land . The poore can now haue no accesse to them , Vnder vndoing thrise , vnder good band . Methinkes I heare the wretches how they call , Let 's haue more vsurers , or none at all .
Epigr. 20. HE that will in the mid'st of dronkennesse , Learne how he may miraculously be fresh : And in one instant honger after cates , Which his cramde surfeyting with loathing hates . And ipso facto cure the rume destilling , And that which heere to name I am not willing , Vnlesse Tabaccho vanish his disease . He must stay longer or he can haue ease .
Epigr. 21. In Momum . MOmus to be a Poet Lawreate , Hath straynde his wits , through an yron grate . For he hath rimes and rimes , and double straynes : And golden verses , and all kindes of veynes , Now to the presse he presseth hastely , To sell his friendes stinking eternitie . For who would be eternall in such fashion , To be a witnesse to his condemnation .
Epigr. 22. I Mett a courtier riding on the plaine , Well mounted on a braue and gallant steede ; I sate a iade , and spurred to my paine , My lazy beast whose tyred sides did bleede , He sawe my case ; and then of courtesie , Did reyne his horse , and drewe the bridle in Because I did desire his companie : But he coruetting way of me doth winne . What should I doe which was besteaded so ? His horse stoode still faster then mine could go ,
Epigr. 23. In Misum . MIsus , thy wealth will quickly breath away , Thine honestie is shorter then thy breath , Thy flesh will fall , how can it longer stay , Which is so ripe and mellow after death ? Yet while thou liu'st men make of thee a iest . Heere lies olde Misus soule , lockt in his chest .
Epigr. 27. In Lalum . LAlus is drunke , and able scarse to speake , He sweares he is not drunke ; when by an by The nimble licour foyles him on his necke , How durst ye Lalus giue your Ale the lie , Next time if you will be beleeu'd , confesse , That when you haue not drunk , you are not fresh .
Epigr. 25. In habentem longam barbam . THy beard is long : better it would thee fitt , To haue a shorter beard , and longer witt .
Epigr. .26 I Want an hundred pounds : my bookes I seeke . Their answere is ; that learning hath a fall : I seeke my braines : conceipts be so good cheepe , One dramme of siluer may buy head and all . Then to the Muses I amased flye . They tell me Homers case and others more . Then to my bookes againe as fast I hie . And backe againe as wretched as before . Betraying studies standing few in steede ; Why doe ye this forsake me in my neede ?
Epigr. 27. In Laetum . LAetus would begge of me I knowe not what , But first he couenants , denye not me . Nay Laetus begge me then if I grant that . If I will binde my selfe to sett you free . T were well if after asking you might haue it But you will haue a thing before ye craue it .
Epigr. 28. SO harde it was for Poets to reiect , The once conceiued issue of their braine , As for a mother her babe to neglect , For whom in trauayling she tooke such paine . Then if we loue out faultes for our owne sake . Loue doth but loue the child , which loue did make .
Epigr. 29. in Papam . THe Pope as king of kings hath power from hye , To plant , and to roote out successiuely : Why fell the king of France in wofull case ? Because the Pope did plant him of his grace . But our Elisa liues , and keepes her crowne , Godamercy Pope , for he would pull her downe .
Epigr. 30. Adreginam Elizabetham . LIue long Elisa , that the wolse of Spayne , In his owne thirst of blood consumde may be . That forraine princes may enuie thy reigne . That we may liue and florish vnder thee , And though the bended force of mighty kings , With knots of policy confederate . Ayme at thy royall Scepter , purposing Confusion to thy country and thy state . Heauen fights for thee , & thou shalt haue thy will Of all thy foes , for thy Sunne standeth still .
Epigr. 31. Ad Lectorem . REader me thinkes that now I doe digresse , Presuming thus to talke of Maiesty . Which in things easie could my minde expresse , And dandle little meanings pretily , For now I loose my proper veynes delight , Which things vnproper to my veyne rehearse , Thus I attempting those things to recyte , Which come not in my compasse of my verse , In such a plot , cannot make matter faye . Where so much matter must be cast away .
Epigr. 32. Ad Comitem Essexiae . ESsex , the ends which men so saine would finde , Riches , for which most are industrious . Honour , for which most men are vertuous , Are but beginnings to thy noble minde : Which thou as meanes dost frankly spend vpon , Thy countries good , by thy true honour wonne .
Epigr. 33. OLde hand in handes saluting now is past , And friendes embracing armes in armes do cast . Why ? cause the body is the better part ? Or we would feele our friends neerer the heart ? Or that our friends as flitting to and fro Our armes may hold , our hands would let them go ? Yet were the auncient friendship now of force , Our armefull , for their handfull I would scorse .
Epigr. 34. THe first defence that goolde hath , is the ground , Where it lyes hidden till we digge it foorth . Then in her thicknesse it lies , which we sounde , For goold's pale spirit of admirable woorth . And then we let it downe into our heart , And drench our soule so thirsting after gayne , Till like a God it reigne in euery part . No Al cumist can draw it thence againe . If goolde from goold can be abstracted thus , Why should not goold as well be drawn from vs ?
Epigr. 35. In Fortunum . I Pray thee fortune , ( fortune if thou be . ) Come heere aside , for I must braule with thee . I' st you that sitt as Queene in throne so hye , In spite of vertue , witt and honesty ? Haue you a Scepter onely to this ende , To make him rue which neuer did offend ? I' st your fayre face whose fauour fooles doe finde , And whose vaine smile makes wise men change their mind ? Thy hands be ful , yet eye thou hast not one , Th' arte full of mosse , and yet a rolling stone . Thou fancyest none ; yet put'st the worste in trust , Thou ta'kt no bribes , and yet dost iudge iniust . Thou makest Lordes , and yet dost cast them down , Thou hatest kings , and yet dost keepe their crowne , Thou neuer stand'st : and yet dost neuer fall ; And car'st for none , and yet hast rule of all , But fortune , though in princely throne thou sit I enuie not , it is not for thy witt .
Epigr. 36. Ad Sextum . SExtus in wordes giues me g●old wealth and lands Sextus hath Crassus tongue , but Irus handes .
Epigr. 37. Ad Guilielmum Sutton . I Vowde to make an Epigram a day , But setting pen to paper twolde not saye . I wanted matter and inuention . My pen was tired , and my witt was donne . Sutton this losse thou well mayst recompense , Taking out wordes and putting in some sense : Perhaps thou wilt not , for thou think'st it best , To leaue some bad which may commend the rest .
Epigr. 38. In Caium . SO thy rare vertues fixed in mine eyes , Thy gentle nature Caius , and thy minde . So fraught with learning and good qualities : That thou art ritch this onely fault I finde . When thou wast poore thy vertues me releeued . Since thou art ritch , of both I am depriued .
Epigr. 39. THe princes good is good to all : but yeat The good of all to her good doth not tende . She one defends vs all what euer threat , And yet we all can not her one defende . For the kings euell none but kings can cure . Yet the kings euill more then kings procure .
Eigr. 40. De libro suo . ONe sayde my booke was like vnto a coate , Of diuerse colours blacke and red and white , I bent to crosse him saide he spake by roate . For they in making rather are vnlike . A coate , one garment made of many fleeces . My booke , one meaning cutt in many peeces .
Finis Libri Secundi .
ΕΠΙΓΡΑΜΜΑΤΩΝ . Liber Tertius .
MY Booke is not for learned men nor wise , Nor mery nor conceipted , nor the plaine : Nor angry , foolish , criticall or nice . Nor olde nor young , nor sober , nor the vaine . Nor for the proud , nor for the couetous , Nor for the Gentle man , nor the Clowne : Nor for the glutton , nor adulterous , Nor for the valiant worthy of renowne . Nor for the thrifty , nor the prodigall , But if thou needs will know for whom ? for all .
Epigr. 2. In Corum . Corus desires with them to haue a place , Whom my sleight muse of right doth celebrate . Avant ye peasant , for you are too base . What you among the worthies of our state ? How should I fitt you with a trough or sinke , Or plant a kenell for your worthinesse , But that the rest for neighbourhood must stinke , And be confiners to your filthynesse ? I tooke myne oath Thalia at thy shryne , Ne're to embrue my verses with a swyne .
Epigr. 3. Ad Iohannem Dauis . IF witt may make a Poet , as I gesse , Heywood with auncient Poets may I compare . But thou in word and deed hast made him lesse , In his owne witt : hauing yet learning spare . The goate doth hunt the grasse : the wolfe the goat . The lyon hunts the wolfe , by proofe we see . Heywood sang others downe , but thy sweete note Dauis , hath sang him downe , and I would thee . Then be not mou'de , nor count it such a sinn , To will in thee what thou hast donn in him .
Epigr. 4. KIng Philip would by force victoriously , Inuade our land : which hauing proude in vaine , He wars with treason most ingloriously . Yet is repelde , and driuen home againe . In great attempts few spare for wickednesse , Yet neuer any man did more for lesse .
Epigr. 5. Ad comitem Essexiae iam nauigaturum . THese ships with childe with such an enterprize , As more then quicke they trauaile with to Spayne ; These Captaynes of couragious companies , The towers and fortes , Elysa , if thy reigne , These Armies marching and these ensignes spread , These Armes aduanst vpon our enemies : All as the body , waite on thee their head , Great Lord , dipt in thine heart , fixt in thine eyes , Go on with liuing courage , tempring sweete , The inspirde body of her royall fleete ,
Epigr. 6. Ad eundem . THe newes of Spanish wars , how wondrously , It strooke our heartes , what terrour it did breed . Saint Mary porte and Cales can testifie , And thousand 's Spaniards witnessing the deede , When thou Deurox , with feare wa st so dismaid , That thou to Siuill well nigh fled'st for ayde .
Epigr. 7. WHen Caesar in those wars which did not cease , Till they had consummated not his peace : By higher cause was drawne into the flood , Where Alexanders royall citie stoode : And now the world did stint her conquering , Against the comming of a greater king , AEgypt , which hording all iniquities , Vnder yet vnreuealed mysteries , Did burne the wisedome of all ages olde Which forty thousand volumes had enrolde : Plainely foretold what shortly should ensue . Wipe out the olde world and begin the new .
Epigr. 8. In Philonem . PHylo is richly rayde , and beareth hye His great reuenues dated in his coate , Coyne , iewels , plate and land : loa heere they lie . This is their last which lately so did floate . First in his bely shipt they suffred wracke . Now they are landed all vpon his backe .
Epigr. 9. BEsides contentions to vs naturall , And to our age : besides all wickednesse So rife so ripe , so reaching ouer all , And murdring malice raging in excesse . We haue inuented engines to shed blood , Such as no age did euer knowe before . Like as God thundreth from the ayrie clowde : Lightning forth death out of deaths house of store . What Arte had euer more perfection . Then murder hath , since gonns did worke our euill ? Fye on all mischieuous inuention . Fye on all wicked heads , fye on the diuell , Which vs such murdring instruments assignes . It is to much to haue such murdring mindes .
Epigr. 10. WHen bankrupt Tamus , his channel scarse did wer He was great store of water in our dett , Which all he payde vs , when an other yeare Hee pleaded at the barre at Westminstere .
Epigr. Ad Lectorem . REader if Heywood liued now againe Whome time of life hath not of praise bereaued , If he would write , I could expresse his vaine , Thus he would write , or else I am deceiued .
Epigr. 12. Of a pudding . THe end is all , & in the end the praise of all depends A podding merits double praise , a podding hath two ends .
Epigr. 13. A crossing of that Epigram A podding hath two ends ? ye lye my brother : For he begins at one , and ends at t'other .
Epigr. 14. Of the Lions ? TEll me good Tom , hast thou the Lions seene ? Iacke I haue felt them : why where hast thou bene ? Where haue I not beene , ranging heere and there And trust me Iacke Lions are euery where , Why then thou saw'st them : foole that is no soare , He that tels thee I felt them , tels thee more .
Epigr. 15. Of Ienkin. IEnkin is a rude clowne ; go tell him so . What neede I tell what he himselfe doth know ? Perhaps he knowes not , then he is a sott , For tell me , what knowes he which knows not that ?
Epigr. 16. Of an Ape . HE that would know an Ape , may be to seeke , An Ape is that , which an Ape is not like .
Epigr. 17. Of Bankes horse . BAnkes hath an horse of wondrous qualitie , For he can fight , and pisse , and daunce , and lie . And finde your purse , and tell what coyne ye haue . But Bankes , who taught your horse to smel a knaue ?
Epigr. 18. Of Pymer which fell mad for the loue of his dogg Talbott , Pymer lou'de Talbot , Talbot loued him , Who loued best ? both loued constantly . Pymer with Talbot dy'd , Talbot with him . Who dyed best ? both dyed louingly . Yet were I iudge for Talbot I should sitt , Whose match in loue Pymer was , not in witt .
Epigr. 18. Ad Lectorem . SOme will perhaps condemne my foolish veyne , For that of Dogs , Lyons , and Apes I speake . But if they knewe the cause they would refrayne . I doe it onely for the Printers sake . The simple must haue something for their humour , And hauing somthing they my booke will buy . Then gayneth he by whome I am no looser . So is he satisfide , and they and I. Some will giue sixe pence for a witty touch , And some to see an Ape will giue as much .
Epigr. 19. In Seuerum . SEuerus reads my booke , and hauing read , Forthwith pronounceth me an idle head . And idle he had binn as well as we , But that he matter found to carpe at me : Then all goes not amisse as I mistooke ; I see there is some matter in my book .
Epigr. 20. In eundem . SEuerus calls me idle , I confesse : But who can worke vpon my idlenesse .
Epigr. 21. WHen Sextus Quintus traytrously had slayne , He threw his spoyled corpse into the deepe . But the iust sea did throw him out againe , And to a murder would not counsaile keepe . The fact appeares , the author of the sinne , Is yet vnknowne , but see the slayne doth bleede . And his cold blood runs out , and points at him , And cryes , this is the author of the deede . Thus euen the dead against such villanie Of Abels blood for vengeance learne to cry .
Epigr. 21. Ad reginam Elizebetham . MOther of England , and sweete nurse of all , Thy countries good which all depends on thee , Looke not that countries father I thee call , A name of great and kingly dignitie , Thou dost not onely match old kings , but rather , In thy sweete loue to vs , excell a father .
Epigr. 22. Ad eandem . I Know where is a thiefe and long hath beene , Which spoyleth euery place where he resortes . He steales away both subiectes from the Queene . And men from his owne country of all sortes . Howses by three , and seauen , and ten he raseth , To make the common gleabe , his priuate land . Our country Cities cruell he defaceth , The grasse grows greene where litle Troy did stand , The forlorne father hanging downe his head , His our cast company drawne vp and downe . The pining labourer doth begge his bread . The plowswayne seek's his dinner from the towne , O Prince , the wrong is thine , for vnderstand : Many such robbries will vndoe thy land .
Epigr. 23. Ad Do , Mountioy . MOuntioy what is my muse , or my dull pen , Or my forlorne conceipt , worthy of thee The honoredst of honorable men , Nobling with vertues thy Nobilitie ? Yet sith thy fame through euery eare doth slie , And all men praise thy worth : why should not I ?
Epigr. 24. In Cacum . When Cacus wrong'de me , this was his excuse , I meant no harme : I thought thee no abuse . Well had he meant it worse I could not speede . I could not fealt his thought more then his deede . I would haue thankt him had the case so stood , That he had meant me harme and doone me good .
Epigr. 25. In eundem , YOu did me harme , but meant not so to doe , Since you haue donne it Cacus , meane it to .
Epigr. 26. Ad Georgium Morton Armig. MOrton whose face bewrayes antiquitie , When men were goodly of proportion . But in whose heart is true gentilitie , In thee perfited , in thy race begonne . Take these poore lines , as due to thy desart , From him which owes to thee more then his heart ,
Epigr. 27. Ad Richardum Eeds . EEds , onely thou an Epigram dost season , With a sweete tast and relish of enditing . With sharpes of sense , and delicates of reason , With salt of witt and wonderfull delighting . Form my iudgement him thou hast exprest , In whose sweet mouth hony did build her nest .
Epigr. 28. Ad Guilielmum Suttonum . WHen breath and life through my cold miserie , Did euen fayle , and hope had made an end . Thou Sutton did'st put breath and life in me , With the sweet comforts of a faithfull friend . O that I likewise might keepe thee from death With my pens life , and with my papers breath .
Epigr. 9. NEuer so many masters any knew , And so fewe gentlemen in such a crewe . Neuer so many houses , so small spending . Neuer such store of coyne : so little lending . Neuer so many cosins : so fewe kynde . Goodmorrowes plenty , good wils heard to finde . Neuer so many clerkes , neere learning lesse . Many religious , but least godlinesse . Iustice is banished , lawe breeds such strife , And trueth : and why ? for swearing is so rife . Thus in her strength of causes vertue dieth , But vice without a cause still multiplieth .
Epigr. 30. Ad Cacum . THere was presented you an odd Libell For which you knowe Cacus , you payd me well , But well I knowe , of me sir you had none , Remember then Cacus , I owe you one .
Epigr. 31. In Libellum . LIbel all rawe with indigested spite , Whose witt doth droppe inuenymde iniurie . Whose pen leakes blots of spitefull infamie , Which the synke of thy paper doth receite . Why dost thou boast ? for if thou had'st don well . In naughty things t were easie to excell .
Epigr. 32. Ad Mathonem . MAtho , if common liking might suffice , And temprate iudgement , when you do repeat , Then would I praise your verses once or twise . But I must rage and cry , and sweare and sweat , I must condemne the writers of all ages , And wrong diuiner wits which were before : When hauing spent and consum'de all my praises Yet you reade on , and yet you looke for more . Henceforth looke for no praise at your recyting . Wordes are but winde , i 'le set it downe in writing .
Epigr. 33. A Wealch and Englishman meete on the way , Both poore , both proud , full of small courtesy . They fall in talke till each of them display , Both their great mindes , and small abilitie . The wealch man from one word of discontent , Of an huge quarrell tooke occasion : Telling the englishman he should repent , For he should fight with all his nation . The english man would put vp no disgrace , But said I will , doe you appoint the place .
Epigr. 34. in Thymum . THymus is so enspirde so mortifide , So pure a ghost , so heauenly spirituall : That all things else to God he hath deny'd . Feete , knees , hands , breast , face , eyes , lips , tongue & all . As false religion he doth reuile it , Which loues the knees , or any outward part . With his stinking lounges will not defile it . Nor with his purest blood , nor with his heart , In spirit he doth ride , walkes , eates , and drinkes In spirit he hates , he rayles , I worse then this , He cares not what the vulgar sort do thinke , Alas they knowe not of what spirit he is , Neyther know I , yet thinke I of an euill , And feare his spirit will turne into a deuill .
Epigr. 35. DAreus nose when time of death drew neere , So hideously did swell , none could suppose What was the cause , two beds prepared were , One for Daneus , to'ther for his nose . One said it bredd a wolfe : againe an other . Did iudge the tympany the cause of rising : Some sayde it was tormented with the mother . Some with the scurvies for not exercising . Being ript vp , the cause of death was spied . Ten thousand iestes were found , wherof it died .
Epigr. 36. THe peasant Corus of his wealth doth boast , Yet he scarse worth twise twenty pounds at most , I chanc'de to worde once with this lowsie swayne ▪ He calde me base , and beggar in disdaine . To try the trueth hereof I rate my selfe . And cast the little count of all my wealth . See how much Hebrew , Greeke , and Poetry , Latin , Rhetorique and Philosophye . Reading and sense in sciences profound , All valued , are not worth forty pounds .
Epigr. 37. MAtho in wealth and ease , at libertye , Expresseth neither witt nor honesty . But is secure and idle , dull and vaine , His pleasures man , and his sweete fortunes swayne , But when he is awakt with misery . With executions , and pouertie . When he is quite vndonne and nothing worth . Then like a viper his witt crawleth foorth .
Epigr. 38. In Seuerum . SEuerus hates my pens lycentious grace . He liked not of my gadding poetry . He tearmes my writing like the wildgoose race , In fine he saith that all is vanity . Away saith he , I like not this redundance , Away with him , a Poet is abundance .
Epigr. 39. Ad Essexiacomitem . IF I could turne my verse into desart , Or tune my sense to thy nobilitie . Great Essex , then should'st thou enioy my arte , And chalenge me thy Poet worthely . But since I cannot equall thee with art Take thy reward out of thine owne desart .
Finis Libri Tertij .
ΕΠΙΓΡΑΜΜΑΤΩΝ . Liber Quartus .
Epigr. 1. Ad Librum suum . LYe not my booke for that were wickednes , Be not too idle , idle though thou be . Eschewe scurrilitie and wantonnesse . Temper with little mirth , more grauity . Rayle not at any least thy friends forsake thee ▪ In earnest cause of writing shew thy witt . Touch none at all that no man may mistake thee . But speake the best , that all may like of it , If any aske thee what I doe professe , Say that , of which thou art the idlenesse .
Epigr. 2. Ad Do. Mountioy . MOuntioy , among the labours of my pen , Which my glad muse aspireth to present , To thee as worthiest of all other men , Of thee as patron and high president , If any had , these had bin worthy best . But since all are , these are vnworthy least .
Epigr. 3. Ad Librum suum . MY booke , some handes in Oxford wil thee take , And beare thee home , and louingly respect thee And entertaine thee for thy masters sake : And for thy masters sake some will reiect thee . But to my faithfull friendes commend I thee . And to mine enemies , commend thou me .
Epigr. 4. Ad vtranque Acadamiam . YE famous sister Vniuersities , Oxford and Cambridge , whence proceeds your hate ? Brothers rare concord do ye imitate , Each greeting each with mutuall iniuries ? Brothers fall out and quarrell I confesse . But sisters loue ; for it becomes you lesse .
Epigr. 5. Ad easdem . WHy striue ye sisters for antiquitie ? Can not your present honour you suffice ? Why striue ye sisters for that vanitie . Which if ye sawe as t was , you would despise ? You must make loue : loue is your surest hold , Others must honour you and make you olde .
Epigr. 6. De sua Clepsydra . SEtting mine howre glasse for a witnesse by To measure studie as the time did fly : A lingring muse posseste my thinking brayne : My minde was reaching , but in such a veyne , As if my thoughtes by thinking brought a sleepe , Winglesse & footelesse , now like snailes did creepe , I eyde my glasse , but he so fast did ronne . That ere I had begonne , the howre was donne . The creeping sandes with speedy pace were flitt , Before one reason crept out of my witt . When I stoode still I sawe how time did fly . When my wits ranne , time ranne , more fast then I , Stay heere , i le change the course , let study passe And let time study while I am the glasse . What touch ye sands ? are little mites so fleete ? Can bodies ronne so swift which haue no feete ? And can ye tomble time so fast away ? Then farewell howers , I 'le study by the day .
Epigr. 7. OVr fathers did but vse the world before . And hauing vsde did leaue the same to vs . We spill what euer resteth of their store . What can our heyres inherit but our curse ? For we haue suckt the sweete and sappe away , And sowd consumption in the fruitfull ground : The woods and forests cladd in rich aray , With nakednesse and baldnesse we confounde . We haue defast the lasting monymentes And caus'd all honour to haue ende with vs : The holy temples feele our rauishments . What can our heyres inherit but our curse ? The world must ende , for men are so accurst , Vnlesse God ende it sooner : they will furst ,
Epigr. 8. Ad Iohannem Whitegift , Arch , Cant. WHitegift , whom gratious honour entertaines . Welcome as to the yeare the gladsome May , Welcome as is the morning to the day , Welcome as sleepe vnto the weary swaynes : The fayre Elisa white with heauenly praises : The Gods white Church adorned doth set forth , The all white meaning and excelling worth : The vertue white aboue all honour raises . Yet let my pen present this little storie . Vnto the endlesse volume of thy glorie .
Epigr. 9. In adorantes reliquias . IS it a worthy thing to digge vp bones ? To kisse , t' adore the reliques of dead men ? Alas how foolish were those sily ones , Which in times past did nought but burie them ? But they perhaps for stinke did then refraine : But you doe worse to make them stinke againe . Yet in the very stinking this is odd . They stank to men then , now they stinke to God .
Epigr. 10. Comparatio Cranmert & Mutij . LIke Mutius Cranmer thou diddest burne thine hand O but I iniure thee thus to compare . Nothing was like , the fire , the cause , the man . Yet likest you of all that stored are . He had a Theatre of men to see What thou didst represent to Angels eyes ▪ He burnt his hand to cinders carelesly , Which thou by burning diddest sacrifice . Thou diddest sowe thine hand into the flame , Which he consumde and could not reape againe . Thy loue did quench the burning of the same , Acting with pleasure what he did with paine . In him t was wonder that he did presume , To touch the flame with flesh contaminated . In thee t was wonder that the fire did burne . An holy hand to glory consecrated .
Eigr. 11. PVblius hath two brothers fowle and cleane . The fowle is honest , and the cleane a foole : He in the middest maketh vp the meane , Sitting in vertues place : so saith our schoole : Of his extreames neither alowe he can The cleane foole , nor the filthy honest man .
Epigr. 12. De Laeto & Bito . LAetus doth pittie Bitus for his wantes , And low desires , & meane hopes , & poore fare : For small house and little houshold plantes . For his plainnesse , and for his honest care , Bitus doth pittie Laetus happinesse , And his great house , sweet friend's & dangers store , His heedlesse good and steepe presumptuousnesse , His merry heart and thoughts aspyring more . Thus each do see into the others woe . But Bitus is more mercifull of the two .
Epigr. 13. INdie newe found the Christian faith doth holde , Reioycing in our heauenly merchandize . Which we haue chang'd for pretious stones & gold And pearle and feathers , and for Popingyes . Now are they louing , meeke and vertuous , Contented , sweetly with poore godlinesse . Nowe are we saluage , fierce and barbarous , Rich with the fuell of all wickednesse . So did Elishaes seruant Gehazye , With Naamans goold , buy Naamans leprosye .
Epigr. 14. RVfus hath spent his gummes and vnderlippe , Cancelde his face , vndonne his faithfull eyes , And searde his throate with many a scalding sipp , Of Ala fortis where his treasure lies . Onely his nose remaines to comfort him , Which hath encroacht ore all the partes beside , Erecting Trophees ore his conquered chinn . Fayre crested , tall , voluminous and wide . Vnder whose cou'ring his face lyeth low . Tanquam sub Aiacis clypeo .
Eigr. 15. De lue Mahometica . WHen Pan forsooke the mountaines & the rocks , where he did leade his heards , & his great flocks And that sweete pipe to which the hils did dance ▪ Was split a sunder , a most wofull chance . And the worldes heart was smitten in her brest , And the bright Sunne , declined in the East . And the blinde Locustes , crau'de no other light , Then for their Sunne the black pits smoaking night . Sodome forsooke her sea , where she lay dead . And with Gomorrhe all Asia ouerspread .
Epigr. 16. Ad Reginam . Elizabetham . WHen in thy flowring age thou did'st beginne , Thy happy reigne , Eliza , blessed Queene . Then as a flowre thy country gan to spring , All things as after winter waxed greene : No riper time shakes of thy flowring yeeres , Thy greennesse stayes , our budd continueth . No age in thee or winters face appeares . And as thou , so thy country florisheth . As if that greennesse and felicitie , Thy land did giue , which it receiues from thee .
Epigr. .17 THe Sonn which shines amid the heauen so bright And guides our eyes to heauen by his light : Will not be gazde on of a fleshly eye : But blinds t●at sight which dares to see so hye : Euen he doth tell vs that heauen doth require , Far better eyes of them which would see higher .
Epigr. 18. Ad Comitem Essexiae , de expeditione in Hispaniam . BEing in armes , how did'st thou furiously , With fire and sword thy trembled hand display Which did'st become after the victory . Sweete to the captiues , gentle to the pray ? Teach Spaine , Deurox , as thou hast well begunn Not to dare fight , but dare to b'ouercome .
Epigr. 19. Ad eundem ESsex bring to Elisa youth and life . Sing her a sleepe with ioyfull victories . Leaue to her enemies despaire and strife . Wake them with wofull wars , and fearfull cries . Of conquering vs how fowly doe they misse . Which feele our force , and enuy at our blisse .
Epigr. 20. SHeepe haue eate vp our medows & our downes , Our corne , our wood , whole villages & townes . Yea , they haue eate vp many wealthy men . Besides widowes and Orphane childeren . Besides our statutes and our iron lawes , Which they haue swallowed down into their maws . Till now I thought the prouerbe did but iest , Which said a blacke sheepe was a biting beast .
Epigr. 21. MOuntioy , thy vetue and thy secret woorth , My lowe enditing seeketh not to raise . Here s no inuention to set thee forth . Here is no painted stile , no borrowed phraise . Yet breathing tables sweetly thee resemble , And thy fayre image dwels in liuing hearts : But least succeeding ages should dissemble , And time obscure the glory of thy partes . While thou dost liue giue life vnto my pen , Which when thou dyest will pay it the agen .
Epigr. 22. Ad Lectorem . REader , I grant I doe not keepe the lawes , Of riming in my verse : but I haue cause : I turne the pleasure of the ende sometimes , Least he that likes them not should call them rymes .
Epigr. 23. De tribus pueris in fornace ignea . WHat were the children Nabucadnessar , Which walking in the fornace thou did'st see ? Was each an Angel , or an heauenly starre , Aboue the act of natures soueraigntie ? Were they three wedges of the finest goold , Which the heauens treasurer doth so desire ? Or had they power to turne the heat to colde ? Were they three Salamanders in the fire ? The flame was martyred with her heat spent , And the fire suffred for the innocent .
Epigr. 24. Epitaphum Cannij . OF fighting Cannius here lye the bones , Which neuer receiued the lye but ones . He thought to auenge him ; he drew forth his sword ▪ He ventured his life vpon a bare word . Now I say he lyeth , in him the cause is , Had he tane that lye , he had not tane this .
Epigr. 25 OVr Water Drake long seas , strange ieopardies , Farr countries , great attempts haue ouertane . Hee payde his life there , whence his glory came , Adorne him India for in thee he lies , We haue a worthier worthy of our state . And would not leaue our Water for our Drake .
Epigr. 26. INdie which so long fearde , now hath our Drake , Her feare lyes buried in her golden sands . Which we will oft reuisite for his sake , Till we haue ransomde him out of her handes . You which will venter for a goolden pray , Go on braue lads , by Water is your way .
Epigr. 27. In cultum reliquiarum . TO seeke thee in thy Tombe sweete Iesu when , The women with their oyntment hastened : Two Angels did appeare , forbidding them To seeke thee liuing there among the dead . Did Rome by diuing in the tombes of saintes , But seeke the liuing whence they now are fled , Yet might they heare the Angels making plaint . Seeke not the liuing Rome among the dead . But to tye holy worshipp to dead bones . To bowe religion to the wicked trust Of crosses , reliques , ashes , flickes and stones . To throwe downe liuing men to honour dust : Is not to seeke , but like Mezentius rather , To ioyne the liuing and the dead together .
Epigr. 28. Epitap . Richardi Pinuer . HEre lyes Dicke Pinner . O vngentle death , Why didst thou rob Dick Pinner of his breath For liuing he by scraping of a pinn : Made better dust then thou hast made of him .
Epigr. 29. Ad Lectorem . REader but halfe my labour is expirde , And Poet , matter , witt and all are tyrde . Thrise fiftie labours haue worne out my veyne , An hundred meanings and an halfe remayne , Heere would I rest were my first worke to doe . Were the last at an end , heere would I to .
Epigr. 30. MElus was taught to speake , to read , to write . Yet clerkly sooth he can do none of these . He learned Logicke and Arithmetique . Yet neither brauls nor ciphers worth a peaze . The musicke schoole did teach him her sweet art . He dealt with Rhetorique and Astrologie . Yet nether can he chaunt it for his part , Ne can he tell a tale , or prophesie , And yet he ●ides as scholerlike ( t is thought ) As neuer any : yet was neuer taught .
Epigr. 31. De Francisco Walsingham & Philppo Sidneio Equit. SIr Francis and sir Philip , haue no Toombe , Worthy of all the honour that may be . And yet they lye not so for want of roome , Or want of loue in their posteritie . Who would from liuing hearts vntombe such ones , To bury vnder a fewe marble stones ? Vertue dyes not , her tombe we neede not raise , Let them trust tombs which haue outliu'd their praise .
Epigr. 32. WHen I beholde with deepe astonishment , To famous Westminster how there resorte , Liuing in brasse or stony monyment . The princes and the worthies of all sorte : Doe not I see reformde Nobilitie , Without contempt or pride , or ostentation ? And looke vpon offenselesse Maiesty , Naked of pompe or earthly domination ? And howe a play-game of a painted stone , Contents the quiet now and silent spirites . Whome all the world which late they stood vpon , Could not content nor squench their appetites , Life is a frost of cold felicity . And death the thawe of all our vanitie .
Epigr. 33. THe first and riper world of men and skill , Yeeldes to our later time for three inuentions , Miracolously we write , we saile , we kill , As neither ancient scroll nor story mentions , Printe . The first , hath open'd learnings old conceald , And obscurde artes restored to the light , The second hidden countries hath reuealed , And sent Christes Ghospell to each liuing wight , Loade stone . These we commend , but O what needed more . To teach death more skill then it had before . Gunne .
Epigr. 34. Ad Iohannem Reynolds DOe I call iudgement to my foolish rimes , And rarest art and reading them to viewe , Reynoldes : Religions Oracle most true . Mirrour of arte , and Austen of our times ? For loue of these I call thee , which I pray , That thou in reading these would'st put away .
Epigr. 35. I Sawe a naked corpse spread on the ground . Ouer the dead I sawe the liuing fight . If euer ought my senses did confound , Or touch my heart , it was this wofull sight . To wound the graue , to dare the dead to dye . To sprinkle life on ashes putrifide . To weepe with blood , to mourne with villanie , To looke on death and not be mortifide . Such funerals if we sustaine to keepe , I thinke the dead will rise , and for vs weepe .
Epigr. 36. CHito and Trogus sinn th' extremitie , Chito of pride , Trogus of gluttonie . Chito will weare his dinner on his backe . Trogus will eate his shoes rather then lacke . Chito hath earthen plate , but golden cuts : Tragus hath a freize coate , but veluet guts .
Epigr. 37. De Gualtero Deurox in expeditione gallica caeso T' Honour and blisse Deurox thou didst aspyre , By worthy means , though fortune not thy friend Tooke from thy ioyes , what vertue did desire , To giue thy life : but paide thee in thine ende . Onely at this thy country doth repine , That her reioycing is not ioynde with thine .
Epigr. 38. Ad Lectorem . HAd I my wish contented I should be , Though nether rich nor better then you see . For t is nor wealth nor honour that I craue , But a short life , Reader , and a long graue .
Epigr. 39. Ad Henricum Wottonem . WOtton my little Beere dwels on a hill , Vnderwhose foot the siluer Trowt doth swim The Trowt siluer without and goold within , Bibbing cleere Nectar , which doth aye destill From Nulams lowe head ; there the birds are singing And there the partiall Sunnne still giues occasion , To the sweete dewes eternall generation : There is greene ioy and pleasure euer springing , O iron age of men , O time of rue . Shame ye not that all things are goold but you ?
Epigr. 40. MY merry exercises of conceipt , When I was once in a seuerer veyne . Had felt one dash , my fury was so great , Vp was my pen and scarse could I refraine , When two or three be speake which I lik't best , And for their sakes I pardon'd all the rest .
Finis Libri quarti .
ΕΠΙΓΡΑΜΜΑΤΩΝ . Liber Quintus .
Epigr. 1 Ad Do. Mountioy . MOuntioy if I haue praised worthy men , And with safe liberty contented me , Touching no states with my presumptious pen : If from all secret biting I am free : I hope I shall not loose thy patronage , If I doe lawfull thinges and voyde of feare , If hunt the Fox if bring the Ape on stage , If I doe whip a curr or baite the Beare , For these are exercises of such sorte , As ly alike to earnest and to sporte .
Epigr. 2. Ad Lectorem . AN heauie book reader my weary pen , Doth here present to thee , which doth containe The faultes and euils of so many men , With which my paper doth euen sinke againe . They haue confest their sinnes into my booke , Which here vnloaded , all they haue forsaken . Now for newe faults and errours they must looke . Cleere of the olde which I haue vndertaken . If I keepe them , their record will remaine . If I doe not , they will returne againe .
Epigr. 3. THough choise of faultes , and purest vice selected Be my bookes subiect here by me detected : Yet he that blames the writer is not wise . He giues vice a person , not persons vice .
Epigr. 4. In Getam . GAeta from wooll and weauing first beganne , Swelling and swelling to a gentleman . When he was gentleman , and brauely dight He left not swelling till he was a knight . At last , ( forgetting what he was at furst ) He swole to be a Lord : and then he burst .
Epigr. 5. In Seuerum . SEuerus hath no touch of eloquence . He can not double with a s●rayne of witt . A ridled sentence floates aboue his sense . Figures are misteries and farre vnfitt . Well mett Seuerus , for to tell ye true . This is a booke of vulgars made for you .
Epigr. .6 In Candidum . WHen my friend Candidus was in distresse , Me thought I ioyed true felicitie . To loue his woe it was my happinesse . And to feele halfe of my friends misery . But when his fortune turnd about her wheele . And melancholy good did ourtake him , I was no fitt companion for his weale . From thence began my woe and my forsaking . For now he keepes the good as cruellie . As franke of late he spent the euill on me .
Epigr. 7. In Thymum . THymus doth speake how all the fathers olde , Were men , & therfore thinks he may be bold . He blusheth not S. Austen to disgrace . Ambrose , and Ierome , when he comes in place . He cytes S. Bernarde and S. Gregorie , And then Casseers them of his homely . He names S. Chrysostome with much a doe . And of the fathers Greeke , more , one or two . All these by speaking Thymus doth defame . And would abuse more if he knew their name .
Epigr. 8. In Cacum . CAcus though nothing but a loafe perdy , He sett before his hungry friends at boorde : Yet he prates of the sinn of gluttony , And how that surfeyt kils more then the sworde , How three at Belinsgate with Oysters dy'de Howe sixe vpon one Cabidge surfeyted . Of these he prates and many moe beside Fearing least we should surfeite on his bread . Cacus haue donne , for we may surfeite heare Well with thy words , but hardly with thy cheare .
Epigr. .9 RIchard gaue money vnto Christopher , Which should but say he was an vsurer . For though poore Richard neuer yet coulde lend , Neither could borrow of his deerest friend : Yet he did thinke the name of vsurie . Should gett him creditt , wealth and honesty . O wretched age of ours , O times accurst . We are ashamd'e of all shames saue the worst .
Epigr. 10. In Mirum . REader be iudge betweene Mirus and me , And as thou iudgest it , so it shall be . I blame vnseemely things with modesty . He railes vpon me most reprochfully . I rayle at none , but hauing shewde the vice , Onely commend the good , and warne the wise . Should I commend the bad ? but that were sinne , Should I dispraise the good ? that would please him ; Should I write nothing , and my pen refraine ? There is so much matter , who can abstaine ?
Epigr. 11. In Seuerum . SEuerus notes how euery verse begins , And still he saith , he findes lesse ads then in s , Lesse ads then in s ? why should it not be so ? If men be nought is it my fault or no ? Or should I praise vice , and commend a spott ? Beare witnesse reader I commend it not . And yet I spare it , but I spare it so , I giue a great Asse but a little blow .
Epigr. 12. In Bardum . BArdus eates crusts and shrids of Barly bread , Parings of cheese , and drippings of the meate , Steru'de mutton , beefe with soote be martelled . And skinn and bones : all these will Bardus eate . He ends the loafe , he fleas the cheese , ( O teeth ) And when the bones dance naked then he praies . He makes the soote smoake out of rusty beefe , And that which hunger kilde , his hunger stayes , And yet his father is no dogge I see . His father is not , but his sonne may be .
Epigr. 13. A Knot of mariage legitimate , Was knitt betweene Fausta and Fortunate . She had enterred husbands seauen before . He foure and three wiues buried and no more . And now they striue which of them shall die furst , For in my iudgement neither is the worst . Phisition Lanio if he should come thether , He would perhaps vnknitt them both together .
Epigr. 14. Thymum . THymus hath sinnde the sinne of symony . Both for himselfe and all posteritie . He hath made cleane dispache and quite remou'd That holy land , so long so deerely lou'de : Better for their soules health prouide who coulde , Which shall not sinn hereafter thought they would ?
Epigr. 15. In Castorem . CAstor at euery fashions new disguise , Is mou'de to speake , ( the cause doth so require . And vanity doth so offend his eyes ) How men like monsters wander in attyre . But the same fashions which he so did scoffe , Long after like repentance he doth weare . After the brauer sorte haue cast them off . Like fashions counting booke , or regesture . Or like an Epitaph , which still doth cry . Loa here the ende of all our brauerie .
Epigr. 16. In Brillum . BRillus is neither proud nor timerous , Nor of the swearing cutt , as many be . He is not false , he is not couetous , He is not amorous , he is not he . He is not giuen to the sinn of wine , And yet he is not honest for all this , How euer secretly he doth decline . I cannot but commend him for the misse .
Epigr. 17 In S. Q. C. &c. SExtus and Quintus , Caius , and the rest , Looke for their commendations with the best . Quintus hath a large house , which may containe , Three Lords , with roome to spare , & al their traine ; Sextus hath corne and all prouision meete , To vittaile , if need should require a fleete . Caius by th' yeare a thousand pounds may spend , Dacus may loane three thousand to his friend . How could I praise these , lesse I vnderstood , The future tense of the potentiall moode ?
Epigr. 18. A Wonderfull scarsety will shortly ensue , Of Butchers , of Bakers , of all such as brewe ▪ Of Tanners , of Taylers , of Smithes and the rest . Of all occupations that can expres'de , In the yeare of our Lorde , six hundred and ten . I thinke : for all these will be Gentlemen .
Epigr. 19. in Philonem . PHilo if naked loue you aske of me . White loue , cleare loue , and such as loued was Of our forefathers in simplicity : Then loue and looke on me , I am your glasse . This cuts you off : your friend , must fawne & flatter , Nay more then this , your friend must you beelie : I to your face : and that for no small matter , But for your woorth , your wirt and honesty . This cuts me of : the cause if you require , I would not haue my friend proue me a lyar .
Epigr. 20. In Misum & Mopsam . MIsus and Mopsa hardly could agree , Striuing about superioritie . The text which sayth that man and wise are one . Was the chiefe argument they stoode vpon . She held they both one woman should become . He held both should be man , and both but one . So they contended dayly , but the the s●rife , Could not be ended , till both were one wife .
Epigr. 21. In Gillonem . YOu which haue sorrows hidden bottom sounded , And felt the ground of teares and bitter mo●n You may conceiue how Gilloes heart is wounded , And iudge of his deepe feeling by your owne . His toothlesse wife then she was left for dead . When graue and all was made , recouered .
Epigr. 22. In Lanionem medicum . PHisition Lanio neuer will forsake , His golden patiente while his head doth ake : When he is dead farewell , he comes not there . He hath nor cause , nor courage to appeare . He will not looke vpon the face of death , Nor bring the dead vnto her mother earth . I will not say , but if he did the deede , He must be absent , lesse the corpse should bleed .
Epigr. 23. in Dacum . DAcus hath all things that he can desire , He hath fayre land , and yellow goold to spare . The good of which God knows he comes not nere But pickes out paine , and fee deth on the care . He will not warme his backe with one good coate Nor spend one penny to offend his store . He will not feast his belly with a groate . Hunger and he , are matches and no more . Hee le tast no sweete of all his happinesse . Belike he knowes his owne vnworthinesse .
Epigr. 24. OVr peruerse age doth recon least of all , Of the true noble , plaine , and liberall . And giueth honour most iniurious . Vnto the base , craftie and couetous . What makes the good repine ? what wrongs the wise ? What is the spoyle of all ? fortunate vice .
Epigr. 25. in Timonem . TImon is sicke of seuen which deadly be . And yet not like to die for ought I see . He hath the soggie sinn of Ale and cakes . He hath the sinn of lace and fustniapes , He hath the seeing sinn the heartes great'st woe . And yet he hath the sinn , of winken to . He hath the sparrowes sinn , & these which follow , He hath , he hath , the redd sinn and the yellow .
Epigr. 26. In Septimium . SEptimius doth excell for daintie cheere , His diet is olde Murton and new beere . And sugred mustard and sweete vinegeere .
Epigr. 27. In Cophum . COphus doth liue as if he could bestowe , Life on his friende , and life vpon his foe . As if he had a life to sport and play . As if he had a life to cast away . As if he had change of liues , and life did sound ▪ Not as one farthing of his thousand pound . As if his landes were wondrous large and great . And life but one small dust to that huge heape . Yet life is all his goold , and all his land . Himselfe and all , if he did vnderstand .
Epigr. 28. Translatum ex Martiali . NEighbours , I meruaile much to see your strife , Since ye are so well matcht , so like of life , A most vile husband , a most wicked wife .
Epigr. 29. In Lalum . A Dry beame feedes the mind , as Pyndar writes , And quickneth reason with refined spirits . But your conceipt is dull and nothing such , Lalus ; I thinke you wett your mind to much .
Epigr. 30. In Castorem . THe gooldsmith guildeth siluer , tinn or brasse , The painter paints on wood or baserstone . What gooldsmith guilded goold that euer was ? What painter euer painted rubies ? none . But Castor paints himselfe , and thinks it good . To steale away his pictures praise from wood :
Epigr. 31. In Lotum . LOtus owes little vnto memory , He will forget his purse , his cloake , his hat . I , both a good turne and an iniury . His friend , himselfe , and more I know not what . Nothing remaines of all things more and lesse , To be forgotten , but forgetfulnesse .
Epigr. 32. In Momum . HEaring my short writs , Momus saith of me , Why should not I endite as well as he ? As well as I Momus ? so mought ye doe , Rather then I should write as well as you .
Epigr. 33. in Vlyssem . VLysses hauing scapt the ocean floood . ● wise ten yeares pilgrimage in foreyn landes . And the sweete deathes of Syrens tunde with blood , And Cyclops iawes , and Circes charming handes : Comes home , and seeming safe , ( as he mistakes ) . He steps awaie , and fals in to a Aiax .
Epigr. 34. in Medonta . TOward my mart● , Medon , I will said I 〈…〉 a booke ( but you refused ) Which for your kindnesse sake I did denie . 〈…〉 nde as being more abused . And cause you had of both to be afraide . Whether it were to paie , or to be paide .
Epigr. 35. WIth charge of soules as Polititians say , Possesse one clerke should but one benefice . But without charge of soules , we see how they . Sticke not to lay vp , fowre and seauen apiece . We clerkes would keepe one liuing and no moe . So you which are not clerks would keepe but two .
Epigr. 36. in festum TEll Festus that this mirth and iollitie , These suts these feasts , this daily flocking to him , This gameling and this wanton luxurie , This carelessenesse , this free heart will vndoe him ▪ He cannot heare , his wits are not his owne , But his sweete fortunes , whose commaund is such , That Festus senses quite are ouerthrowne , Since she gaue him of hers , a little too much . Then why aduise you him ? let it suffice , That he doth that himselfe must make him wise .
Epigr. 37. In Asbestum . CHlorus was greene , when in his tendernesse , Asbestus did contemne his littenesse . Yet did he force his buds , and wreake his spite Vpon his leaues before his fruite was ripe . When thou bar'st fruite Chlorus , as little tree , Then did Asbestus pull thy fruite from thee . Till time drew on , which did his rage impeach , And bare thy fruite on high , aboue his reach : Then other meanes , by malice , he had none , To worke reuenge , but hang himselfe thereon .
Epigr. 38. in Scillam . NO enemie of Scillas can accuse him , Of any wrong or villanie pretended . Of any prouocation or abusing , Or the least cause why they should be offended . Yet Scilla hath a fault to make amendes . He will abuse none but his deerest friends .
Epigr. 39. in Merum . MErus doth reconcile Philosophie , To belies want and backes necessitie . This Moone will cause much appetite of meat , The outward colde doubling the inward heate . Shew him your flocke : and he will vndertake , How many ierkins all their wooll will make . Shew him an hundred beeues : hee le make a plaine Account , how many dinners they contayne . Drinke you Tabaccho nere so secretly , Yet by the smoake hee le tell the quantitie .
Epigr. 40. in Castorem . CAstor doth grauely shake his holow beard , And talkes of pollicy and feates of warre . Masters of state and rule , I am afearde , He mindes to be some princes counseller . Yet many misse which ayme in such a sort , I thinke hee le neuer be but of the court .
Epigr. 40. SOme vnderstand my meaning as it is : Some vnderstand it worse ; againe some better ▪ They doe me right which read , and doe not misse . But to the other two I am a detter . The best I will requite the best I may . The worst shall trust me if I cannont pay .
Finis Libri quinti.
ΕΠΙΓΡΑΜΜΑΤΩΝ . Liber Sextus .
Epigr. 1. Ad Lectorem . SOme mirth doth please , to some it is offence . Some will haue vices toucht , some none of that , Some will haue sleight conceipt , some deeper sense , Some wil haue this , and some they know not what , And he which must please all and himselfe to , Reader , I thinke something he hath to doe .
Epigr. 2. In Carum . CArus abuseth me and saith I fill , My papers with fond trifles and delightes . Would I could make so well as he can spill . Yet is there something more in my short writs . For tell me Carus , if I be so vaine , As of meere courtesy you say I am : Where did I borrow of an idle brain ? What common iest lent me an Epigram ? And yet I can be plaine , do not mistake . But if I be , it shall be for your sake .
Epigr. 3. Ad Do. Mountioy . NO Helicone Mountioy , no Castale well , Shall wett my tongue to make thy praises last : Thy praises they themselues so sweetly tell , Welling forth from thy vertues fount so fast . That euen the muses hence might fett supply . To wett their tongues , if Helicone were dry .
Epigr. 4. Ad Rodulphum Horsee . equit . HOrsee , my slender muse not learn'd to flye , But learn'd to speake , & country songs to sing : Shall giue thy name winges of eternitie . And liuing glory to thine ashes bring : Thou which did'st feed the homebred poets pen , And cheered'st vp his sad and heauy muse , Take thy reward among no vulgar men , And these fewe greeting lines doe not refuse , Which haue no other duety to impart : Then t'answere high desarts with humble art .
Epigr. 5. in Philonem . PHilo , you loue a while vnfainedly . But when with wrath enraged is your vaine , Then you reueale what euer secretly , The bosome of our friendship did containe . Loue Captaynes Philo and Italians : Fencers , souldiers and the gallant crewe . And hauing tam'de your friendship by their hande , Bring it to me and I will honour you . Or if ye dare not loue to suffer wrong , Then loue me Philo , but without a tongue .
Epigr. 6. ad Thomam Egerton equitem , custodem magni sigilli . EGerton , all the artes , whom thou dost cherish , Sing to thy praises most melodiously . And register thee to eternitie : Forbidding thee as thou dost them to perish . And artes praise the , and she which is aboue , Whom thou aboue all artes dost so protect . And for her sake all sciences respect . Arts soueraigne mistresse , whom thy soule doth loue Thus you as stars in earth and heauen shine . Thou hers on earth , and she in heauen thine .
Epigr. 7. In prophanationem nominis Dei . GOds name is bare of honour in our hearing , And euen worne out with our blasphemous swearing . Betweene the infant & the aged both The first and last they vtter , is an oath . O hellishe manners of our prophane age . Iehouahs feare is scoft vpon the stage , The Minicke iester , names it euery day . Vnlesse God be blasphem'de , it is no play .
Epigr. 8. WHen the great forests dwelling was so wide , And carelesse wood grew fast by the fires side : Then dogs did want the sheepherds field to keepe . Now we want Foxes to consume our sheepe .
Epigr. 9. THey say the vsurer Misus hath a mill , Which men to powder grindeth cruelly . But what is that to me ? I feare no ill , For smaller then I am I cannot be .
Epigr. 10. De Philippo Hispaniae Rege . IF workes doe saue , happy king Philip is , He may set heauen to so high a prise . Since all the goold of Indie now is his , That he alone may purchase Paradise , But merits saue , so saith the Church of Rome . And Philip doth beleeue it verily , With hired armes which renteth Christendome . And with huge summes doth purchase villany Gainst princes heads , these are his pretious balmes , ●y Rome ; teach you your king to giue such almes ?
Epigr. 11. In Thymum . AMong abuses which you speake vnto , And iustly discommend ( I know you doe . ) ( For vice is stronge , and which I wonder more , By multiplying stronger then before ) The paynting of the face which you detest , Is one , and not the least among the rest . But you paint sermons to Gods wordes disgrace , Thymus I would you did but paint your face .
Epigr. 12. THE wicked wound vs , yet aske why we bleede , The wicked smite vs , yet aske why we cry : They clip our winges , and yet would haue vs flye . They aske more bricke , yet take away our reede . And these not Pharaohs out of AEgypt spronge , But our owne Israelites which do this wrong . And we from stranger countries hauing rest , In our sweete Canaan are thus opprest .
Epigr. 13. THere is no fish in brookes little or great , And why ? for all is fish that comes to nett . The small eate sweete , the great more daintely . The great will seeth or bake , the small will frye . For rich mens tables serue the greater fish . The small are to the poore a daintie dish , The great are at their best , and serue for store . The small once tane , keepe or you catch no more . We must thanke ponds , for riuers we haue none . The fowle swim in the brook , the fish are flowne .
Epigr. 14. De Piscatione . FIshing , if I a fisher may protest , Of pleasures is the sweet'st , of sports the best , Of exercises the most excellent . Of recreations the most innocent . But now the sport is marde , and wott ye why ? Fishes decrease , and fishers multiply .
Epigr. .15 COntent feedes not , one glory , or one pelfe , Content can be contented with her selfe .
Epigr. 16. Ad Samuelem Danielem . DAniell , beside the subiect of thy verse , With thy rich vaine and stile adorned so . Besides that sweetnes with which I confesse , Thou in thy proper kinde dost ouerflowe . Me thinkes thou steal'st my Epigrams away , And this small glory for which now I waite . For reading thee me thinks thus would I say . This hits my vaine , this had beene my conceipt . But when I come my selfe to doe the like , Then pardon me , for I am farre to seeke .
Epigr. 17. In Sextum . SExtus vpon a spleen , did , rashly sweare , That no newe fashion he would euer weare , He was forsworne for see what did ensue . He wore the olde , till the olde was the newe .
Epigr. 18. in Scillam . SCilla were I in loue with brauerie , With caualeers , and with the gallant crew . With captaines , soldiers , and such men as you I neuer would forsake the company . But if a word passe vnaduisedly . If eyther iest or earnest please you not . Out flies the dagger , friendship is forgot . Stabbing is but a common courtesye . And though the stranger catch it now and than , The newe acquaintance at his first repaire . And he that meets you in the street or fayre . Yet for the most your friend is your first man ▪ How should I dare loue him , which dares defend , He is no man which dares not stab his friend ?
Epigr. 19. LAlus was noted for vaine talke and prating . Carus for drinking and Tobaccho taking . When they both dy'de and were ript vp apart , One had no breath , the other had no heart .
Epigr. 20 In hospitem quendam . MIne hoast Porsenna , when I am with you . I must praise all , though all be out of fashion . Or else mine hoast will fight and his friendes to . And his friends friends , & all the generation , I dranke bad beere , my throate can say no lesse . I say so now , I durst not say so then , I supt with clownes , rough , rude and mannerlesse . But I must say , t' were courteous gentlemen , I praisde your building ( if I may so terme it . ) Your hilly prospect & your pasture thinne . Your ayre , your language , though I could not learne And all your pedegree , and all your kinn ! But iustly was I plaug'de for this I thinke . For see , when I came home my breath did stinke .
Epigr. 21. in Cinnam . CInna tolde a long tale to no effect , I le say so much quoth Scilla in a worde . That happy worde we longing did expect . And forth it came as leasure could afford , Which when we heard much like the cuckoes song The tale was short , and Scillas worde was long .
Epigr. 22. Ad Robertum Wiliams . WHo is my friend Williams dost thou enquire ? He that will loue my want and pouertye . He that will loue through water & through fire , Through shame , through euery kinde of misery . Which will not scorse me for a better friend , Nor for sweet goold the father of all strife . Which will not hate me though I doe offende , Nor sell mee for a tale , nor for his wife . He whom I smooth , and round , & perfect proue , Tyring out all the euils which molest me , Making me happy with his constant loue , Which is the earthly heauen where I rest me : He which doth loue , nor more nor lesse then this . He is my friend Williams and I am his .
Epigr. 23. FIrst Clerus by fayre flattrye Princes sought , Then was cast of to the Nobilitie . He flattred them till he was set at nought , And was thrust downe to the gentilitie ; Now he speakes fayre to them and th' yeomanrye .
Epigr. 24. OLde Abbeyes who that liues doth not despise , Which knew their fall & knows they cannot rise ? And I despise the new , because I see . They were ▪ but are not ; these will neuer be . But wer 't not sinne , and might I be so bold , I would desire one newe for many olde .
Epigr. 25. THe Spaniardes are a warlike nation , We are more warlike as they know and feare , But they are strong to make inuasion . But we more strong to chase them euery where , But they haue multitudes to make supplye . We are more peopled , fuller of fresh blood . They loue their Prince and country zealously . But we more zealous for our soueraignes good . Yet we should feare them for our wickednesse . They are more wicked , here we onely lesse .
Epigr. 26. in Papam . THe Pope ; when tender health her infant sense , Receiueth from the now approaching Sunne . And new borne blood of heauens influence : With prime of life to blossome hath begunne . Forbids all flesh and sweeter nutriment , Which sappy Nature to lifes roote would laye . Yea he forbids meates most indifferent . Egs , Herlilques . cheese , butter and milke , and all saue hey . He not content , false wolfe , ( as others doe ) To kill the soule , would kill the body to .
Epigr. 27. Ad Reginam Elizabetham . LOue , the sweete band of thy desired reigne , From thine owne heart , is so shedd into many . As owd'e of all , can not be payde of any . Least all in one vnited should contayne . Such loue in such an heart as nere was any . Which would to loue thee , yet wish it selfe many .
Epigr. 28. Ad Lectorem . REader thou think'st that Epigrams be rife , Because by hundred they are flocking here . I reade an hundred pamphlets ; for my life Could I finde matter for two verses there ? Two hundred ballets yeelded me no more , Besides barraine reading and conference . Besides whole legends of the rustie store , Of stories and whole volumes voyde of sense . And yet the Printer thinkes that he shall leese , Which buyes my Epigrams at pence a peece .
Epigr. 29. Epitap . Iacobi Iugler . ANd was not death a sturdie strugler , In ouerthrowing Iames the iugler ? Which when he liu'de small trueth did vse , That here he lies may be no newes .
Epigr. 30. VPon the plaine as I rode all alone , Assaulted by two sturdie lads I was . I am a poore man Sires , let me be gone . Nay , but ye shall be poore before ye passe . And so I was : yet lost nothing thereby . Would they had robde me of my pouerty .
Epigr. 31. DAdus payde deare for learning , but the time Did crosse him so , he could not haue his foorth . For when he was by study a Diuine . And at his best ; learning was nothing worth . Is learning nothing worth so deerly bought , Which could buy all things when it was in prime ? Sett we the goolden sciences at nought . And sell we heauen for earth , and goolde for slime ? Yet were I Dadus I would not repent . A schollers want excels a clownes content .
Epigr. 32. Epitaphium Iohannis Coferer . HEre lyes Iohn Coferer and takes his rest . Nowe he hath changde a cofer for a chest .
Epigr. 33. A Pilgrim beggar on a day , Did meete a Lorde vpon the way . I trust your honour will be good , As was my dreame last night by th' roode , For why me thought a per'lous thing , Vpon a soddaine ch'was a King . Helpe him , which had his dreame beene trewe Last night , mought donne so much for you . The Lord replying answered than : O happy dreame , O wretched man . And happy man , although but poore . If thou had'st neuer waked more . And yet thy fancy was not meane Beggar , I enuie at thy dreame .. This answere made the beggar prate , Sir take my dreame for your estate . This much your reason will afforde . Sleepe you a King , I le wake a Lorde . Thus euery state receiues his punishment . The poore of want , the rich of discontent .
Epigr. 34. In Titum . TItus is fast and hath no starting waies , As fast , as is the naile driuen to the head . Or as pale goold kept vnder many keyes . Or as a trueloue knott well hampered . Not for his vertue enuie did this deed . Nor for his vice he suffereth of the lawes , ( For good and euill both hurt if they exceed . ) But for his word and for no other cause . He plaints vnto his friends , and cries , O Lord . I am kept , for not keeping of my word .
Epigr. 35. ANtiquitie , of learning holding deare Made vawtes , and goodly shrines to close it in , And raisde her stately pillars yeare by yeare . To make her outsides answere that within . Our age hath razd those goodly moniments . And pearst the temples where the muses lay , To all succeeding times astonishment . Digging for ignorance out of their clay . Yet spare that little which is not defast , While her decayes doe suffer her to stand : You which that ritch and pietious balme do wast ▪ Which did so sweetly smell in all our land : And for your Prince , and countries sake relent . Yours is the sinne , ther s is the punishment .
Epigr. 36. IN quiet sleepe a iudgement seat I sawe , Two brought as guilty to their triall , when The quest was chargde according to the lawe To giue their verditt on these silly men . But by the iury he which had donne ill , Acquited was , the innocent betrayde . Then stoode I vp ( although I had no skill , To pleade before a iudge , ) and this I said , This is no iurie things of right to trye , But to say trueth , this is an iniurie .
Epigr. 37. IF I dreame Epigrams , I doe as they . Which vse to dreame of what they did the day ,
Epigr. 38. Ad Georgium Morton , armig . de Truta a se capta . MOrton how foolish was this silly trowte , Which quickly sawe , and pertly plaide about The little flye , of bignesse of a pinn . But ouersawe the fisher and his ginn . So men doe oft which greedy are of gaine . Eyde to their profit , but blinde to their paine .
Epigr. 39. De Richardo Tharliono . WHo taught me pleasant follies , can you tell ? I was not taught and yet I did excell . T' is harde to learne without a president . T' is harder to make folly excellent . I sawe , yet had no light to guide mine eyes . I was extold for that which all despise .
Epigr. 40. De Barnei Poesi . BArneus verse , ( vnlesse I doe him wrong , ) Is like a cupp of sacke , heady and strong .
Epigr. 41. Oeuus now olde and spent , and hard bestead . Taking much trauaile for a little bread . Wisheth for youth in which he could endure , To toyle , and sweate , and labour euery hower . As if Prometheus eaten vp with paine . Should wish his heart fresh to be gnawne againe .
Epigr. 42. Ad Guilielmum Arnoldum . ARnold , the fathers Oracles profound , Sinke deep into mens hearing when we cite them , And sometimes Poets verses beare such ground , As great diuines diuinely do recite them . And though the summ & substance maine they beare Whose setled studies yeeld that sweet encrease , Yet sometimes with decorum we may heare . A Poet speake , a father hold his peace . As when a father like a Poet creakes . And when a Poet like a father speakes .
Epigr. 43. in Seuerum . SEuerus would not haue me slacke my veyne , Nor vary sense to diuers kindes of writing . Nor play with meanings which may ease my braine And case my reader if they doe not like him . But I must racke my wits till all be spent , That he may nothing but cry : excellent .
Finis Libri Sexti .
ΕΠΙΓΡΑΜΜΑΤΩΝ . Liber Septimus
Epigr. 1. Ad Lectorem . IF thou thinke , Reader , that desire of gayne , Hath mou'de me to indite or stir'de my veyne . Or rather if thou thinke I vndertake , To come vpon this stage for glories sake . I le giue thee all that profitt and that praise . And make me but a Lawyer for three daies .
Epigr. 2. De Mathone . MAtho bethought what life him best might fitt , For basenes sake he scornd all occupation . Studie he could not for he wanted witt . And fight he durst not , hence he tooke occasion To loue , of all liues this life pleasde him best : Till loue to all these euils him obiected . To labour , study , fighting and the rest , More these by all , then euer he suspected . Thus they endure , which liue in louers state . For one thing lou'de , a thousand things they hate .
Epigr. 3. In Cophum . COphus is a fine dancer and a trimme . A nimbler head to dance you haue not seene . Dance you he danceth , cease yet danceth he . Praise or dispraise him , yet about will he . When you are weary he will hold it out . When he is weary , he will skippe about . All that behold are weary , and are gone . Yet Cophus danceth being left alone . At last Cophus himsefe departes , but so . Me thinkes Cophus doth dance when he doth go .
Epigr. 4. SExtus is thrall to goold , as many be , But hath it in his chest , happy is he . Dacus three ships do cut the Ocean waue . What neede he grudge to be a goolden slaue ? Misus good land by coueting hath got . I am a thrall to goold , and haue it not .
Epigr. 5. De Fortuna sua . I See good Fortune runne before , As Palinurus sawe the shoare . And if I die before it hitch , Welfare mine eyes for they be rich .
Epigr. 6. Ad Thomam Strargwayes de Martialis Epigrammate , Aurum & opes & rura , &c. GOold , wealth , and gleab , how many friends will yeeld ? But few in witt will giue place to their friend . Why Martiall ? many haue goold wealth & gleab But few haue witt , if so our strife hath ende . And sooth se sayes Strangwaies , but yet I would , That I for want of witt might say heers goold .
Epigr. 7. ad Lectorem . REader I warne thee , now the second time , Stand not vpon th' exactnes of my rime . I' admitt a small to shunn a great offence . Better ten ●●mes should perish then one sense ,
Epigr. 8. In Carum . WHen Carus dy'de these were the last he spake , O friend's take heed Tobaccho was my death . You that can iudge tell me for Carus sake , He which dy'de so , dy'de he for want of breath ? If so he did , then am I more in doubt How breath being taken in , may blow breath out ?
Epigr. 9. De senectute & inuentute . AGe is deformed , youth vnkinde , We scorne their bodies , they our minde .
Epigr. 10. Ad Iohannem Sooche . THou with the last sweete doctor nam'de by me , Of any of thy name first in desart . First in my loue , first placed in mine heart . Demaundest thou the cause what it may be ? To my desire inuention seemed scant , Which now doth set thee forth & yet doth want ,
Epigr. 11. De nono orbe . THe worlds great Peers & mighty conquerours Whose sword hath purchas'de them eternal fame If they suruiued in this age of ours , Might add more glory to their lasting name . For him which Carthage sackt and ouerthrewe , We haue found out an other Africa . Newe Gauls and Germaines Caesar might subdue , And Pompey great an other Asia . But you O Christian Princes do not so . Seeke not to conquer nations by the sworde , Whom you may better quell and ouerthrowe , By winning them to Christ and to his worde ▪ Giue him the new worlde for olde Asias losse . And set not vp your standart , but his crosse .
Epigr. 12. De Moro & Caro patrono . MOrus presented to a fat benifice . Condition'd with Carus but for the tenth fleece Post twentie yeeres seruice his patron did grutch , And said that the tenth of the tenth was to much . A quarrell was picked , and sett was the day , To sende insufficient Morus awaie : When he was remoued and quite dispossest . He shut vp the matter with this bitter iest . Bala●ming his patron which did him this wrong , Am not I thine asle which haue seru'd thee thus long
Epigr. 13. ad reginam Elizabetham . NOw fourty solemn feasts , thine english nation . Fedd with sweet peace & plentie all the while . Hath yeelded to thy happy coronation . O fayrer keeper of the fayrest yle . Our first great ioyes with greater seconded . Our second with succeeding io●es defa●t , They with the next extinct and vanished : The next with greater ioyes , all with the last , And yet thou liu'st to make vs yet more fay●e , And to set vp new triumphes and new pleasure , To add more sweetnes to thy sweetest reigne . To make more roome for ioy which knows no measure . O liue as do the stars , which shine for euer . And as the Sunne so rise , but set thou neuer .
Epigr. .14 ad eandem . ELiza , thou hast spread a goolden peace , Ouer thy land thrise blessed by thy raigne . And were it that some ciuill wars did cease , Which in our selues deuided we sustaine : Betweene the patron and poore minister , Landlordes and Tenants , raigning more and more . Betweene the borrower and the viuter . Betweene so fewe rich , and so many poore : Ours were the golden age , but these home iarres , Houses , and fields and states haue ouerthrowne . And spoyled vs no lesse then foreyne wars . Thanke we this idle mischefe of our owne . But who did heare , or who did euer read , Peace without wars , or something else in stead .
Epigr. 15. In Misum . FIrst Misus coueted a peece of goold , Then a small house , and little garden plott . Then copie land , and after a freeholde . At last a shipp by coueting he got , Then out he streched reaching auarice , To a shippe loade with goolde , and by degrees , Manours and castles tempt his hollow eyes , Then to a mine of goold he swiftly flees . Then greater Lordships he doth seaze vpon . No goold can still his bottomles desire . Nothing can scape his goold , he presseth on , And to all India lastly doth aspire . Where now a little mine hath him inhold , Where is nor house ▪ garden , land , ship nor goold .
Epigr. 16. Ad Comitem Essexa . HOw hath a little chance great fortune crest ? The Spanish fleete euen balased with goolde , A narrow misse did snatch out of our holde , Which we nere had , but yet desire as lost . But if this losse must purchase thy returne . And buy thee out of danger emminent , How rich are we by loosing , and content , How woe are they that they are not vndoone ? More thou art fearde then any losse of Spayne Deurox , and England loues thee more then gaine ▪
Epigr. 17. ROme hath a batrayne vine , yet doth not spare With a strong hedge to compasse her about . We haue the true vine , which we do not care To fence against the wilde boares rooting out . If my poore prayers may be heard in time , I would we had their hedge , or they our vine .
Epigr. 18. In Caium . Caius hath brought from forraine landes , A sootie wench with many handes . Which doe in goolden letters say , She is his wife not stolne away . He mought haue sau'de with small discretion , Paper inke and all confession . For none that seeth her face and making , Will iudge her stolne but by mistaking .
Epigr. 19. De naeuo in facie Faustinae . Faustina hath a spott vpon her face , Mixt with sweete beawty making for her grace . By what sweete influence it was begott , I know not , but it is a spotlesse spott .
Epigr. 20. De eadem . AS with fresh meates mixture of salt is meete , And vinegere doth relish well the sweete . So in fayre faces moulds somtimes arise , Which serue to stay the surfeyte of our eyes .
Epigr. 22. IF a poore minister haue done amisse , Then his high calling is obiected to him ▪ High to all wrong I grant our calling is , And great and wonderous to our vndoing , But they which set vs high to all disgrace , In honour put vs to the lowest place .
Epigr. 23. Ad Thomam Strangwaies . STrangwaeies leaue London & her sweet contents , Or bring them downe to me to make me glad . And giue one month to country meriments . Giue me a fewe daies for the yeeres I had . The Poets songs and sports we will reade ouer , Which in their goolden quire they haue resounded And spill our readings one vpon another , And read our spillings sweetly so confounded . Nulam shall lend vs night in midst of day , When to the euen valley we repaire . When we delight our selues with talke or play , Sweete with the infant grasse and virgine ayre . These in the heate , but in the euen later , Wee le walke the meads , and read trowts in the water .
Epigr. 24. In Mathonem . MAtho with angry countenance threatned me . For that I toucht him in a verse of mine . I said I knewe it not , not so quoth he ? That can I shew : and pointed to the rime . So he accusde himselfe , for had not he , He might haue kept concealements close for me .
Epigr. 25. Stand , want , and waite , doe what you can . Stand poore , want foole , waire seruingman . Their doors are made to shut thee out , Or let thee in to goe without . Their goolde their idoll they doe make . Should they for thee their God forsake . Fye filthy muckers t is nor so , Ye erre , God is not goold I know . But if he did consist of pelfe , What would you haue him all your selfe ?
Epigr. 26. PHilo in friendly sort saluteth me , And feedes me with embrasing courtesie . But what of these sith he hath wronged me ? Thus doe I suffer Philoes courtesie ▪
Epigr. 27. TH' arke-Angell Michaell looketh wan & blewe , More then his predecessor Bartlemewe . More then his neighbour Mathew : as men say , Because he hath so many debts to pay .
Epigr. 28 De infante mortuo ante partum . THe infant lying in the mothers wombe , Through vnknowne griefe & vnsuspected death Resing'd not fully yet receiued breath . And so lay buried in a liuing tombe . The wofull mothers heart this so did greeue . She wisht it had bin buried aliue .
Epigr. 29. In Causidicos . OVr vice , our outrage and malitiousnesse , Set ouer vs newe maisters and new lawes . Which preying on our wicked simplenesse . Do grow so great by minishing the cause .
Epigr. 30. HE which an elder seeking to defame , Reueales his secret to his enemies . Deserues the heauy curse of wicked Cham , Which did contemne his fathers priuities . The Sire was dronke , and yet the plague did light , Vpon the sonne which scornd a sinfull sight .
Epigr. 31. CLerkes to their liuings wedded once did thriue , From which some are diuourst and yet do wiue , Then Moses lawe tooke holde , the brother dead , The brother should suruiuing raise him seed . But we succeding husbands can haue none . Which are so wicked husbands to our owne , The wife tofore which many husbands had , With their soft rayment and rich iewels clad . Deckt with their comely loue and costly care . Tyr'de like a Princesse and without compaire . We haue cast of from her owne blood & kinne . To serue a stranger and to stoope to him , And she alreadie groanes as thrall indeed , And we yet liuing stinke of this foule deede . What should the enemie do with barbrous knife ? Learne of the husband to torment the wife ? Wolues to your selues , vipers to your own mother . And caterpillers eatinge one an other .
Epigr. 32 HOw deerly doth the simple husband buy , His wiues defect of will when she doth dye ? Better in death by will to lett her giue , Then let her haue her will while she doth liue .
Epigr. 33. De Poeta Martiali . MArtiall in Rome full thirtie yeares had spent , Then went he home , was not that banishment ?
Epigr. 34. In Laetum ▪ LEtus in vertuous manners may excell , But what neede hath he so rath to be good ? His strength of body which he knowes to well , His life forbids him and his youthly blood . Thus vice and pleasure haue our strength & prime , And vertue hath , the leauings of them both . She hath the orts and parings of our time . Then when euen sinne our carion course doth loath , We may be good , but must be aged surst . Thus we are good neuer , or at our worst .
Epigr. 35. Epitaph : Iohannis Sande . WHo would liue in others breath ? Fame deceiues the dead mans trust . Since our names are chang'de in death . Sand I was , and now am dust .
Epigr. 36. De puero balbutiente . ME thinkes t is pretie sport to heare a childe , Rocking a worde in mouth yet vndefild . The tender racket rudely playes the sound , Which weakely banded cannot backe rebound , And the soft ayre the softer roofe doth kisse , With a sweete dying and a pretie misse . Which heares no answere yet from the white ranke Of teeth , not risen from their corall banke . The alphabet is searcht for letters soft , To trye a worde before it can be wrought . And when it slideth forth , is goes as nice , As when a man doth walke vpon the yce .
Epigr. 37. SVch was my griefe vpon my fatall fall , That all the world me thought was darke withall And yet I was deceiued as I knowe . For when I proou'de I found it nothing so I shewde the Sunn my lamentable sore . The Sunne did see and shined as before . Then to the Moone did I reueale my plight . She did deminish nothing of her light . Then to the stars I went and lett them see , No not a starre would shine the lesse for me . Go wretched man , thou seest thou art forlorne . Thou seest the heauens laugh while thou dost mourn .
Epigr. 38. YE Cookes and Pothecaries be my friend , For ye of all , my booke dares not offend , I made him for the homely countries tast , They loue not spice , they vse not feede on past . If he haue salt enough then let him go . You haue no neede to put in pepper to .
Epigr. 39. Ad Do. Mountioy . IF in these naked lines perhaps be ought , Great Lord , which your conceipt or sense may fit , Then had that dy'de and perisht from your thought Had not audacious neede preserued it . If neede haue well done , I am glad therfore . But I beseech you lett her do no more .
Epigr. 7. ad Lectorem . IF my bookes easie of digestion be , Thanke not my matter reader but thanke me , How many verses haue I cancelled ? Howe many lompes of meaning seasoned . I suffer Epigrams to sprowte forth , when I vse mine arte , and prune them with my pen . For he that will write Epigrams indeed , Must vse to wring the meaning till it bleede .
Epigr. 41. in Sabellum . BIting Sabellus hereat takes offence , Because I lay not open all my sense . All must be plaine , and nothing I must hide , There must be notes at ende , and notes by side . There must be nothing fett , and nothing strayned , The reader must delighted be , not payned , But I am of an other minde , for why Should not he take some paines a well as I ?
Epigr. 42. OVr vice is runne beyond all olde mens sawes , And farre authenticall aboue our law S. And scorning vertues safe and goolden meane . Sits vncontrolde vpon the high extreame , Circes thynne monsters painted out the hue , Of fayned filthinesse , but ours is trewe . Our vice puts downe all prouerbes and all theames , Our vice excels all fables and all dreames .
Epigr. 43. When books & poore men , they their parish burned These their low houses raz'd & ouerturned , Are driuen to seeke , changing their olde repayre , They in the ground , these dwelling in the ayre . When sport is made of damned fornication . And vsurie an honest occupation . When dull , cramde , grosse , and swollen gluttony , Scornes wholsome temperance with leaden eye . When pride like polling miller sits vpon . The bated gryst of poore religion . When holy tithes the highest callings price , Make iags for coates , and fuell for the dice May we not well O times , on manners cry ? This were an ease , it were no remedie .
Epigr. 44. In Brillum . BRillus tolde such a tale as neuer man Did heare , or thinke of since the world began . T w'as not of murther strange , nor filthinesse , Nor open wrong , nor secret wickednesse ; Nor legend tale , nor ancient poets fable , Nor such as parasites do tell at table . It was nor monstrous lie , nor pleasant fiction ▪ Nor of affirming , nor of contradiction . All writers , trauellers , merchants are to seeke , Yea Iohn deuiser neuer tolde the like . It was a tale of oaths abhominable . God was the iest , and our dread Christ the fable .
Epigr. 45. LAetus did in his mistresse quarrell , die , Quintus was slayne defending of the lie . Germanus in his friendes defence did fall . Sakellus died striuing for the wall . Merus did spend his life vpon a iest . Sanmus lost it at a dronken feast . Merus at Sundaies wake , reueng'de the wrong , Of his bull dogge , vntill he lay along . What sayst thou now contemn'de religion ? Vice hath her Saynts and martyrs , thou hast none .
Epigr. 46. In Porum . BItus desired Porus of his grace , That in his seruice he might haue a place . He sayde he was of of honest occupation . He could no lye nor false dissimulation , He knewe no wicked meanes to fill his purse , But Porus answred , he likes him the worse .
Epigr. 47. De Hominis Ortu & sepultura . NAture which head long into life doth thring vs with our feet forward to our graue doth bring vs What is lesse ours , then this our borrowed breath , We stumble into life we goe to death .
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