you neede not haue dispair'd of that , nor haue vs'd so many circumstances to win me to giue you leaue to performe my command : Is there a third .

Yes , I had a third , had you been apt to heare it .

I neuer apter . Fast ( good seruant ) fast .

T was to intreat you to heare reason .

Most willingly , haue you brought one can speake it ?

Lastly , it is to kindle in that barren heart loue and forgiuenes .

You would stay at home ?

Yes Ladie .

Why you may , and doubtlesly will , when you haue debated that your commander is but your Mistres , a woman , a weake one , wildly ouerborne with passions : but the thing by her commanded , is to see Douers dreadfull cliffe , passing in a pore waterhouse ; the dangers of the mercilesse mercilesse twixt that and Callis , fiue long houres saile , with three pore weekes victuals .

You wrong me .

Then to land dumb , vnable to enquire for an English hoast , to remoue from Citty to Cittie , by most chargeable post-horse , like one that rod in quest of his mother tongue .

You wrong me much .

And all these ( almost inuincible labours ) performed for your mistres to be in danger to forsake her , and to put on new alleagance to some French Lady , who is content to change language with you for laughter , and after your whole yeare spent in tennis and broken speech , to stand to the hazard of being laught at at your returne , and haue tales made on you by the chamber-maids .

You wrong me much .

Lowder yet .

You know your least word is of force to make mee seeke out dangers , moue mee not with toies : but in this banishment , I must take leaue to say , you are vniust : was one kisse forc't from you in publike by me so vnpardonable ? why all the howers of day and night haue seene vs kisse .

No , he out-snores the Poet .

Gentlewoman , this curtesie shall binde a stranger to you , euer your seruant .

Sir , my Sisters strictnesse makes not vs forget you are a stranger and a Gentleman .

In sooth Sir were I chang'd into into my Lady , a Gentleman so well indued with parts , should not be lost .

I thanke you Gentlewoman , and rest bound to you . See how this fowle familiar chewes the Cudde : From thee and three and fiftie , good loue deliuer me .

Will you sit downe Sir , and take a spoone ?

I take it kindely Lady .

It is our best banquet Sir .

Shall we giue thanke , ?

I haue to the Gentlewoman already Sir .

Good Sir Roger keepe that breath to coole your part o' th posset , you may chance haue a scalding zeale else : and you will needes bee doing , pray tell your twenty to your selfe . Would you could like this Sir ?

I would your Sister would like mee as wel Lady .

Sure Sir she would not eate you : but banish that imagination ; she 's onely wedded to herselfe , lies with herselfe , and loues herselfe ; and for an other husband then herselfe , he may knock at the gate , but nere come in : bee wise Sir , she 's a woman , and a trouble , and has her many faults , the least of which is , she cannot loue you .

God pardon her , she 'l doe worse , would I were worthy his least griefe Mistres Martha .

Now I must ouer-heare her .

Faith would thou hadst them all with all my heart : I doe not thinke they would make thee a day older .

Sir will you put in deeper , t is the sweeter .

Wel said old sayings .

She lookes like one indeed . Gentlewoman you keepe your word , your sweete selfe has made the bottom sweeter .

Sir I begin a frolick , dare you change Sir ?

My selfe for you , so please you . That smile has turnd my stomacke . This is right the old Embleame of the Moyle cropping off thistles : Lord what a hunting head shee carries , sure she has been ridden with a Martingale . Now loue deliuer me .

Doe I dreame , or doe I wake ? surely I know not : am I rub'd off ? is this the way of all my mornings prayers ? Oh Roger , thou art but grasse , and woman as a flower . Did I for this consume my quarters in meditation , vowes , and wooed her in Heroycall Epistles ? Did I expound the Owle , and vndertooke , with labour and expence the recollection of those thousand Peeces , consum'd in Cellers and Tobacco shops of that our honour'd Englishman Ni . Br. ? Haue I done this , and am I done thus too ? I will end with the Wise-man , and say , He that holds a woman , has an Eele by the tayle .

Sir , 't is so late , and our entertainment ( meaning our posset ) by this is growne so cold , that 't were an vnmannerly part longer to hold you from your rest : let what the house has be at your command Sir .

Sweet rest be with you Lady ; and to you what you desire too .

It should be some such good thing like your self then .

Heauen keepe mee from that curse , and all my Issue . Good night Antiquitie .

Solamen Miseris socios habuisse doloris : but I alone .

Learned Sir , will you bid my man come to me ? and requesting a greater measure of your learning , good night , good Mr Roger .

Good Sir , peace be with you .

Adue deare Domine . Halfe a dozen such in a Kingdome would make a man forsweare consession : for who that had but halfe his wits about him would commit the counsell of a serious sin to such a cruell nightcap ?

Why how now , shall we haue an Antique ?

Whose head do you carry vpon your shoulders , that you jole it so against the post ? Is 't for your ease ? or haue you seene the Sellor ? Where are my slippers sir ?

Here Sir .

Where Sir ? haue you got the pot verdugo ? haue you seene the horses Sir ?

Yes Sir .