Picturae
Loquentes
.
OR
PICTVRES
drawne
forth
in
Characters
.
1.
The
World
.
IS
a
Stage
,
men
the
Actors
,
who
seldome
goe
off
with
an
applause
,
often
are
hist
at
.
Or
it
may
bee
likened
to
a
Scale
or
Praedicament
of
Relation
,
wherin
the
King
is
the
summum
genus
,
under
whom
are
many
subordinate
degrees
of
men
,
till
at
last
wee
descend
to
the
Begger
the
Infima
species
of
mankind
,
whose
misery
cannot
be
subdivided
into
any
lesser
fortune
.
The
world
contemns
a
Scholler
,
and
learning
makes
a
Scholler
contemn
the
world
.
Arts
and
Sciences
are
accounted
here
meere
speculations
,
terminated
onely
in
the
knowledge
of
their
subjects
;
and
therefore
the
most
study
the
great
volume
of
the
world
,
and
striue
to
reduce
knavery
to
practise
.
Poverty
is
accounted
as
spreadingly
contagious
as
the
Plague
,
he
that
is
infected
with
it
is
shun'd
of
all
men
,
and
his
former
friends
looke
upon
him
as
men
looke
upon
Dials
with
a
skew
countenance
,
and
so
finding
him
in
the
afternoone
of
●his
fortunes
,
passe
by
him
.
Acquaintance
is
heere
chosen
with
the
bravest
,
not
with
the
wisest
:
and
a
good
shute
makes
a
man
good
company
.
The
cheefest
goddesse
heere
ador'd
is
riches
,
she
might
have
her
Temple
as
well
as
Iuno
,
Minerva
,
and
the
rest
,
but
in
liew
thereof
shee
takes
up
every
mans
heart
,
and
for
her
sacrifice
exacts
their
first
morning
thoughts
,
so
that
the
most
universall
government
is
now
a
Ploutocracy
.
Friends
are
onely
here
but
concomitants
of
felicity
,
being
like
the
Leaves
of
Trees
which
sticke
to
them
close
in
summer
,
but
fall
off
from
them
in
winter
when
they
most
neede
them
.
To
make
love
the
foundation
of
marriage
is
contem'd
as
befitting
the
Innocency
of
Arcadian
Sheapheards
,
and
therefore
now
they
marry
portions
and
take
wifes
as
things
to
boote
.
This
perhaps
glewes
the
eldest
sister
into
some
foolish
family
,
while
the
younger
perhaps
has
nothing
but
naturs
talent
,
which
while
she
puts
to
use
,
spoyles
all
.
When
men
looke
for
happines
here
,
t
is
a
signe
they
expect
none
above
,
striving
to
make
heaven
descend
to
earth
,
as
though
they
were
loath
to
take
the
paines
to
goe
thither
.
To
conclude
and
not
flatter
the
world
,
shee
is
the
fooles
paradise
,
the
wise
mans
skorne
,
the
rich
mans
heaven
who
is
miserably
happy
,
the
poore
mans
hell
who
is
happily
miserable
,
for
these
two
shall
hereafter
exchange
their
condition
.
2.
An
Old
Man
.
IS
loath
to
bid
the
world
goodnight
,
hee
knowes
the
grave
is
a
long
sleepe
,
and
therefore
would
sit
up
as
long
as
he
could
.
His
soule
has
long
dwelt
in
a
ruinous
tenement
,
and
yet
is
so
unwilling
to
leave
it
that
it
could
be
content
to
sue
the
body
for
reparations
.
He
lives
now
but
to
be
a
burthen
to
his
friends
,
as
age
is
to
him
,
and
yet
his
thoughts
are
as
farre
from
death
as
he
is
nigh
it
.
Howsoever
time
be
a
continued
motion
,
yet
the
Dyall
of
his
age
stands
still
at
50.
that
's
his
age
for
ten
yeeres
afterward
,
and
loues
such
a
friend
that
like
a
flattering
glasse
tels
him
hee
seemes
far
younger
.
His
memory
is
full
of
the
actions
of
his
youth
,
which
he
often
historifies
to
others
in
tedious
tales
,
and
thinks
they
should
please
others
because
himselfe
.
His
discourses
are
full
of
parenthesis
,
and
his
wordes
fall
from
him
as
slowly
as
water
from
an
Alimbeck
;
drop
by
drop
.
He
loves
the
chimney
corner
and
his
chaire
which
he
brags
was
his
grandfathers
,
from
whence
he
secures
the
cubboard
from
the
Catts
and
Dogges
,
or
the
milke
from
running
over
,
and
is
onely
good
to
build
up
the
architecture
of
a
seacole
fyre
by
applying
each
circumstant
cynder
.
When
his
naturall
powers
are
all
impotencyes
,
hee
marries
a
young
wench
for
warmth
sake
,
and
when
he
dyes
makes
her
an
estate
durante
viduitate
onely
for
widdowhood
.
At
talke
hee
commonly
uses
some
proverbiall
verses
gathered
perhaps
from
cheese-trenchers
or
Schola
Salerna
,
which
he
makes
as
applyable
,
as
a
mountebancks
plasters
to
all
purposes
,
all
occasions
.
He
cals
often
to
the
Servingman
for
a
cup
of
Sacke
,
and
to
that
end
stiles
him
friend
;
and
wonders
much
that
new
wine
should
not
bee
put
in
old
●ottels
.
Though
the
proverbe
be
,
once
a
man
and
●wice
a
child
,
yet
he
hopes
from
his
second
childhood
●o
runne
backe
into
his
●eenes
,
and
so
be
twice
a
man
too
.
Lastly
,
he
's
a
●andle
burnt
to
the
snuffe
,
she
ruines
onely
of
a
man
,
whose
soule
〈◊〉
the
salt
of
his
body
to
keepe
it
from
stincking
,
and
can
●carcely
performe
that
●oo
.
3.
A
Woman
.
IS
the
second
part
of
the
little
volume
of
man
,
and
differs
from
him
onely
in
her
errataes
,
which
can't
be
mended
,
because
shee
comes
out
worst
still
in
the
last
impression
.
Though
mens
desires
range
after
variety
,
yet
they
finde
no
change
,
since
in
one
woman
all
are
epitomizd
;
for
nature
is
a
skilfull
painter
and
seldome
erres
,
shee
that
drew
one
,
drew
all
.
The
cheefect
object
of
their
creation
is
procreation
,
and
the
continuation
of
the
Species
of
mankinde
;
for
when
God
first
gave
her
to
man
,
he
gave
her
with
this
blessing
,
Increase
and
multiply
.
She
was
then
call'd
a
helper
,
and
so
shee
is
still
;
for
to
many
she
helpes
to
vndoe
them
.
Shee
's
like
unto
a
running
Lottery
;
a
man
may
draw
forty
blanks
before
hee
gets
one
prize
.
Her
apparell
is
but
like
a
sauce
to
a
good
dish
,
to
stirre
and
provoke
the
appetite
to
take
a
taste
of
her selfe
:
Or
like
an
envious
curtayne
,
which
our
fancy
perswades
us
conceales
many
rarityes
from
us
,
but
being
once
withdrawne
failes
much
in
the
expectation
:
Shee
may
be
ty'rd
before
satiated
,
and
therefore
is
one
of
Salomons
three
things
that
cry
,
Give
,
give
,
hell
,
woman
,
and
the
grave
.
For
her
teares
they
must
be
distinguisht
,
for
they
are
not
onely
the
effects
of
sorrow
,
sometimes
of
deceit
,
sometimes
anger
,
and
can
bid
them
flow
in
a
plentifull
manner
when
shee
list
.
Shee
's
full
of
mutability
and
like
Aprill
weather
,
can
laugh
and
weepe
at
once
.
Or
shee
's
like
a
stratagem
of
warre
,
which
admits
of
no
second
errors
,
for
to
him
that
marryes
a
woman
;
once
to
erre
is
for
ever
to
be
undone
.
If
shee
have
beauty
shee
growes
proud
oft
at
fifteene
,
begins
to
looke
for
suters
,
and
baites
them
with
laying
forth
her
haire
,
smothing
the
superficies
of
her
face
,
and
frequents
publick
meetings
that
she
may
the
better
publish
her
beauty
,
which
she
knowes
is
a
flower
will
not
long
last
,
and
therefore
desires
it
may
bee
soone
gathered
.
Shee
is
naturally
curious
and
inquisitiue
to
know
all
things
,
but
carelesse
to
conceale
any
.
And
hee
that
commits
a
secret
to
her
,
may
as
well
put
water
into
a
sive
or
cullender
,
and
may
looke
to
have
both
kept
alike
.
Lastly
,
shee
is
but
a
costly
vanity
,
the
folly
of
wise
men
,
the
shell
of
our
generation
,
more
deceitefull
than
horseflesh
;
an
instument
that
may
bee
easily
plaid
upon
,
for
it
ha's
but
one
stoppe
,
and
yet
that
makes
musicke
too
.
4.
A
Widdow
.
IS
like
a
cold
Pye
thrust
downe
to
the
lower
end
of
the
Table
,
that
has
had
too
many
fingers
in
't
,
or
the
last
letter
of
the
Greeke
Alphabet
Omega
.
To
a
younger
brother
shee
's
a
reversion
after
three
lives●
for
after
the
death
of
three
husbands
,
shee
commonly
●elpes
to
reedifie
his
rui●ous
fortunes
againe
.
If
hee
be
rich
,
her
chamber
●ntertaynes
more
suters
●●an
a
Lawyars
does
clients
〈◊〉
Terme
time
,
and
for
●hat
purpose
keepes
a
wai●ing
Gentlewoman
,
upon
●hom
she
pretends
to
be●tow
the
dowry
of
a
good
●ducation
,
but
indeed
uses
●er
as
a
portall
to
a
great
●oome
to
give
accesse
to
●rangers
.
Shee
praises
●uch
her
former
husband
,
●or
whom
while
shee
●ournes
in
her
gowne
shee
●aughs
in
her
sleeve
,
to
●hinke
how
shee
shall
gull
●er
following
sutors
with
this
formality
of
sorrow
whiles
shee
enforces
〈◊〉
customary
sigh
as
a
tribute
to
the
memory
of
her
bes●
deceased
.
Hee
that
marryes
her
condemnes
him selfe
perpetually
to
digg●
in
a
colepit
,
and
insteed
o●
Rosemary
may
carry
Ru●
to
the
Church
,
for
the
Plague
followes
him
.
She
's
a
good
Logician
,
and
seldome
denies
the
major
often
the
minor
,
because
shee
knowes
ther
's
small
force
or
validity
in
't
.
Her
daughters
(
if
she
have
any
)
out
of
the
guilty
consciousnesse
o●
her
owne
youth
,
are
foulded
up
a
nights
in
her
owne
chamber
for
feare
of
straying
,
and
in
the
day
time
mewd
up
in
some
inner
parler
to
be
objects
of
a
strangers
salutation
,
who
is
more
tyrd
to
salute
them
,
than
a
French
Cooke
that
hath
many
dishes
to
taste
which
gives
the
best
relish
.
Shee
must
be
wooed
in
a
●onverted
order
from
a
maide
,
for
in
the
one
wee
must
begin
from
love
to
end
in
action
,
but
in
the
other
from
action
to
gaine
●oue
.
For
her
apparell
't
is
much
like
herself
,
too
much
porne
,
and
serves
but
as
a
●ainted
cloath
to
cover
a
●otten
wall
.
Her
house
is
●ell
furnished
both
for
or●ament
and
use
,
onely
herselfe
is
the
worst
peece
in
't
.
She
condemns
much
the
hasty
marriage
of
mayds
,
when
herselfe
thought
fifteene
too
long
.
Her
rings
are
so
many
cheates
from
severall
suters
,
in
one
of
which
shee
commonly
weares
a
deaths
head
,
but
is
indeed
herselfe
a
better
embleame
of
mortality
for
memento
mori
like
a
Motto
to
bee
written
in
her
forehead
.
Lastly
shee
's
a
canceld
bond
that
has
beene
long
before
seal'd
and
delivered
,
and
is
now
growne
out
of
date
.
5.
A
true
Lover
.
IS
one
whose
Soule
hath
made
choyce
of
a
mistrisse
to
serve
and
obey
:
and
this
service
proceeds
not
from
feare
but
love
,
and
he
loves
wer
not
for
her
beauty
,
but
●or
her
inward
vertue
,
which
shines
through
the
coverings
of
her
body
,
as
gold
worke
shadowed
un●er
Lawne
.
His
desires
are
so
chast
that
if
he
thought
enjoying
would
abate
his
●ove
,
he
had
rather
still
love
●han
injoy
.
In
his
visits
hee
●ses
a
playne
eloquence
,
as
●est
becomming
the
truth
of
his
affections
,
Telling
her
that
he
loves
her
,
and
then
supplyes
the
rest
with
sighs
.
If
she
wish
for
any
thing
,
her
wishes
are
his
commands
,
and
he
runnes
to
provide
it
for
her
.
If
his
mistrisse
bee
wrong'd
,
hee
makes
his
owne
sword
,
the
sword
of
justice
to
right
her
,
and
he
thinkes
injur't
loue
the
fairest
Quarrell
▪
Hee
loves
her
not
for
wealth
or
portion
,
but
per
se
that
is
,
for
herselfe
,
and
could
bee
content
to
take
her
as
Adam
tooke
Eve
,
though
shee
were
naked
When
shee
speakes
hee
thinkes
he
heares
the
Lute
of
Orpheus
,
and
so
stands
amaz'd
like
a
wondring
statue
,
till
the
close
of
her
speech
dis-enchants
him
.
If
her
answer
be
full
of
scorne
and
disdaine
,
hee
retires
to
some
solitary
place
,
breathing
forth
his
complaint
to
Rocks
&
Mountaines
,
where
Eccho
from
her
hollow
dwelling
replyes
againe
:
and
when
he
cryes
shee
is
cruell
,
Eccho
cryes
againe
shee
is
cruell
too
,
and
so
pleases
his
sad
minde
by
soothing
up
his
sorrowes
.
Thus
her
frownes
become
his
frenzy
,
he
knowes
not
what
to
doe
,
fayne
hee
would
doe
something
,
but
then
he
dislikes
that
something
,
and
so
does
just
no●hing
.
If
he
take
his
Lute
,
he
quarrels
with
the
strings
,
and
cannot
please
himselfe
in
tuning
it
;
when
indeede
the
discord
is
in
his
owne
thoughts
.
If
at
last
shee
vouchsafe
to
write
to
him
,
hee
receives
her
letter
with
more
adoration
than
a
Sybils
leafe
,
and
having
bestowed
some
kisses
on
the
paper
,
opens
it
to
know
the
blest
contents
,
and
in
answering
it
spends
much
time
,
before
hee
can
resolve
what
to
answer
.
Yet
at
last
love
quickens
his
Invention
,
and
fils
his
brayne
with
choyse
fancies
,
while
he
invokes
no
other
Muse
but
his
mistrisse
.
Thus
he
lives
like
a
man
tost
in
Cupids
blanket
,
and
yet
is
so
constant
to
his
sufferings
,
that
he
could
be
content
to
be
Loves
martir
,
and
dye
in
the
flames
of
love
,
onely
to
have
this
Epitaph
:
Heere
lyes
the
true
Lover
.
6.
A
Country
Bride
.
IS
a
Sacrifize
to
Venus
;
led
to
Church
by
two
young
Batchlers
.
And
all
the
way
is
pavd
with
strewings
on
which
shee
treads
so
lightly
,
that
shee
hardly
bruses
a
gentle
flower
,
while
the
maids
attend
upon
her
with
Rosemary
and
Ribbons
,
the
ensignes
of
a
wedding
.
Being
come
to
Church
,
her
marriage
knot
is
soone
tyde
,
and
the
Ring
put
on
her
thumbe
,
as
an
embleme
of
affection
,
which
like
a
circle
should
be
endlesse
.
The
fidlers
now
crou'd
on
,
till
being
come
home
the
mysterious
Bride-Cake
is
broke
over
their
heads
,
in
the
remembrance
of
the
ould
Romane
custome
of
confarreation
;
and
afterwards
she
is
plac'd
at
the
upper
end
of
the
Table
to
denoate
her
Supremacy
in
houshold
matters
.
Heere
she
minces
it
,
and
is
ready
to
cut
her
fingers
with
too
much
modesty
,
while
the
name
of
Bride
makes
her
simper
like
a
pot
that
's
ready
to
run
o're
,
for
shee
conceits
,
some
strange
matters
,
and
could
wish
the
day
were
shorter
though
it
be
at
Christmas
.
Dinner
once
done
they
fall
to
country
dances
,
where
the
lusty
Laddes
take
the
Bride
to
taske
,
and
all
to
bepecke
the
floore
with
their
hobnayles
,
while
they
bestirre
themselves
out
of
measure
,
and
are
onely
rewarded
with
a
concluding
smack
from
the
brides
lips
.
Thus
the
Bride
is
but
the
maygame
of
a
country
village
,
that
fil's
the
towne
with
mirth
and
musicke
:
Till
night
comes
,
and
then
shee
is
layd
in
her
husbands
armes
,
where
the
Curtaines
being
drawne
,
wee
must
leave
them
,
and
leave
you
to
thinke
out
the
rest
your selfe
.
7.
A
Ploughman
.
IS
the
Earths
midwife
,
&
helpes
to
deliver
her
of
her
yearely
burthen
.
His
labour
frees
her
in
part
from
the
curse
of
the
barrennesse
,
which
shee
repayes
againe
with
a
fruitfull
crop
.
Hee
's
the
best
vsurer
,
for
when
he
sowes
the
grayne
,
hee
lookes
to
have
it
repayd
with
the
sevenfold
Interest
.
His
antiquity
is
from
Abel
,
the
first
tiller
of
the
ground
,
and
himselfe
goes
like
an
Adamite
alwayes
in
skinne
.
When
he
hangs
betweene
the
Ploughstilts
,
you
have
his
true
posture
,
where
hee
's
seldome
an
upright
man
,
for
he
leanes
most
to
one
side
.
A
whole
flight
of
Crowes
follow
him
for
their
food
,
and
when
they
fly
away
they
give
him
ill
language
.
The
smell
of
the
earth
makes
him
hungry
,
for
hee
brings
home
an
invincible
stomach
,
and
nothing
holds
him
tacke
but
a
barley
pudding
.
Hee
unyokes
with
the
Sunne
,
and
so
comes
whisling
home
his
teame
,
which
consists
of
Horse
or
Oxen
,
and
his
care
is
to
see
them
meated
before
himselfe
.
This
done
hee
's
set
to
supper
,
where
his
meales
are
not
lasting
because
violent
;
for
hee
eates
hard
for
the
time
,
and
when
he
finds
himselfe
satisfied
,
puts
up
his
knife
,
with
a
God
be
praysed
.
In
the
winter
nights
the
mending
of
his
whip
or
shooes
find
him
businesse
,
and
for
that
purpose
buyes
hob-nayles
at
Faires
.
His
greatest
pride
is
a
faire
bandpoynt
,
and
to
weare
a
posy
in
his
hat
snatcht
from
the
maid
Ioane
.
Hee
prayes
onely
for
a
faire
seedetime
,
and
of
all
dayes
will
bee
sure
to
keep
Plough-munday
.
If
he
fall
in
love
,
hee
'le
be
sure
to
single
her
out
at
the
next
Wake
to
dance
with
,
and
layes
such
blowes
on
her
lips
you
may
heare
the
smacke
afarre
off
.
If
shee
reject
him
,
he
growes
melancholy
,
and
insteed
of
sighes
whistles
out
his
breath
;
and
if
hee
have
a
Riuall
,
challenges
him
at
footeball
.
Rainy
dayes
makes
him
onely
idle
,
for
when
he
cannot
plough
yet
he
goes
to
the
Harrow
because
't
is
an
Alehouse
.
Here
he
dare
lose
his
two
pots
at
Noddy
and
spends
his
hostesse
more
chalke
to
reckon
it
than
her
gaines
are
worth
.
In
a
word
though
he
have
no
signe
,
hee
's
the
Lands
cheefe
victualer
,
a
good
harvest
is
▪
his
happinesse
,
and
the
last
seede
hee
sowes
is
his
owne
bodye
which
he
knowes
like
his
graine
,
though
it
seeme
to
perish
,
yet
shall
spring
againe
.
8.
A
melancholy
Man
.
IS
a
full
vessell
which
makes
not
so
great
a
sound
,
as
those
that
are
more
empty
and
answer
to
every
knocke
.
His
wise
parsimony
of
words
shewes
more
wisedome
,
than
their
many
,
which
are
oftentimes
more
than
wise
.
Hee
can
be
merry
without
expressing
it
by
an
ignorant
laughter
:
And
if
his
company
screw
themselves
up
to
an
excessive
straine
of
mirth
;
he
proves
amongst
them
but
like
a
jarring
string
to
a
consort
of
musicke
,
and
cannot
raise
himselfe
to
so
high
a
note
of
jollity
.
When
other
men
strive
to
seeme
what
they
are
not
,
hee
alone
is
what
he
seemes
not
,
being
content
in
the
knowledge
of
himselfe
,
and
not
waying
his
owne
worth
in
the
ballance
of
other
mens
opinions
.
If
he
walke
and
see
you
not
,
't
is
because
his
mind
being
busied
in
some
serious
contemplation
,
the
common
sense
has
no
time
to
judge
of
any
sensuall
object
.
Hee
's
hardly
with
much
invitation
drawne
to
a
feast
,
where
every
man
sits
an
observer
of
another
mans
action
,
and
had
rather
with
Diogenes
wash
his
owne
Roots
at
home
,
than
with
Aristippus
frequent
the
Court
of
Kings
.
His
actions
shew
no
temerity
,
having
beene
long
before
Intentions
,
and
are
at
last
produc'd
as
the
ripe
issue
of
a
serious
,
and
deliberate
resolution
.
His
speech
shewes
more
matter
in
't
than
words
,
and
like
your
gold
coyne
contaynes
much
worth
in
a
little
,
when
other
mens
is
but
like
brass-farthings
,
and
expresses
little
in
much
.
As
his
apprehensions
so
his
passions
,
are
violent
and
strong
,
not
enduring
on
the
suddaine
any
opposition
of
good
counsell
,
but
like
a
torrent
beares
downe
all
before
it
.
If
he
fall
in
love
,
he
wooes
more
by
letter
than
his
owne
presence
,
and
is
not
hasty
in
the
desire
of
fruition
.
His
apparell
is
playne
like
himselfe
,
and
shewes
the
riches
of
his
mind
,
which
contemnes
a
gaudy
outside
as
the
badge
of
fooles
.
He
goes
therefore
commonly
in
blacke
,
his
Hat
unbrusht
,
a
hasty
gate
with
a
looke
fixt
on
the
ground
,
as
though
he
were
looking
pins
there
,
when
yet
his
mind
is
then
soaring
in
some
high
contemplation
;
and
is
then
alwayes
most
busy
,
when
hee
seemes
most
idle
.
9.
A
young
Heire
.
IS
a
Gamester
at
Noddy
,
one
and
twenty
makes
him
out
,
if
he
have
a
flush
in
his
hand
,
expect
him
shortly
to
shew
it
without
hiding
his
cardes
.
For
his
fathers
Avarice
hee
runs
into
the
other
extreame
prodigality
;
his
hand
is
of
the
quality
of
lightening
,
which
melts
his
money
in
his
purse
,
but
leaves
his
purse
entirely
whole
.
In
all
companies
though
almost
his
equalls
,
he
arrogates
to
himselfe
supremacy
of
payment
,
and
like
a
good
Souldier
withstands
all
the
shot
,
letting
none
disperse
among
the
rest
.
During
his
minority
hee
's
but
a
companion
to
Servingmen
,
who
quickly
make
him
proud
by
buzzing
him
in
the
eare
with
his
future
inheritance
.
Next
to
his
father
he
looks
for
a
secondary
respect
from
the
Tenants
,
and
is
much
affected
with
the
title
of
young
Landlord
.
His
mothers
indulgence
keepes
him
still
at
home
,
like
a
b●rd
in
a
cage
,
so
that
when
he
gets
forth
hee
's
soone
ensnar'd
by
any
shee
fowler
and
fals
downe
to
her
stales
straightway
.
When
hee
has
wit
enough
to
divide
Commons
,
hee
's
sent
perhaps
to
Oxford
,
and
having
stayd
there
the
dabling
of
a
fresh
mans
growne
,
comes
home
againe
,
being
content
rather
to
eate
Suger-plums
at
home
,
than
taste
there
of
the
bitter
roote
of
Learning
.
From
hence
hee
's
transported
to
the
Inns
of
Court
,
and
dotes
much
upon
the
first
chapter
of
Littletons
Tenures
concerning
feesimple
,
because
his
owne
estate
.
His
fathers
long
life
is
his
lingring
sicknesse
,
and
wishes
to
be
once
able
to
say
the
first
petition
of
our
Lords
prayer
,
Our
father
which
art
in
heaven
.
After
his
decease
,
hee
takes
Armes
afresh
of
the
Herauld
,
and
payes
for
crest
,
and
Motto
.
Hee
walkes
now
next
to
the
wall
with
a
sweld
countenance
,
and
speakes
as
hautily
to
his
inferiours
,
as
though
he
had
swallowed
a
Lordship
already
,
and
the
Steeple
stuck
in
his
throate
.
His
knowne
estate
in
the
countrey
proposes
him
varieties
of
matches
,
and
his
wealth
,
not
his
witt
win's
him
affection
.
Hee
's
now
beholding
to
Poets
for
lovesonnetts
,
and
the
posy
of
his
wedding
Ring
.
Beeing
thus
fixt
in
one
center
,
his
next
ambition
is
to
bee
prickt
downe
Iustice
of
peace
;
now
his
warrants
have
more
vertue
in
them
than
himselfe
.
Hee
's
terrible
now
to
his
Tennants
,
and
by
his
authority
can
out
of
his
chaire
nodde
a
Beggar
to
the
Stockes
.
In
his
discourse
his
inferiors
must
now
grant
him
the
better
,
and
at
his
owne
table
if
hee
breake
a
saltlesse
jest
,
all
must
applaud
him
.
Thus
hee
lives
till
time
making
him
grow
ould
,
what
was
folly
in
youth
now
proves
dotage
,
having
his
desires
of
his
fathers
death
punisht
now
at
last
in
the
same
desires
of
his
heyre
,
who
would
gladly
give
Cloakes
for
him
without
mourning
,
and
afterwards
bury
him
in
the
Sepulchar
of
his
fathers
.
10.
A
Scholler
in
the
Vniversity
,
MAy
bee
knowne
by
a
harmelesse
innocent
looke
;
his
nose
seemes
to
be
raw
for
want
of
fyres
in
winter
,
and
yet
has
such
a
quicke
sent
,
that
he
quickly
smells
out
his
chopt
mutton
commons
a
farre
off
.
In
his
freshmanship
hee
's
full
of
humility
,
but
afterward
ascends
the
steps
of
ambition
by
degrees
.
He
studies
so
long
words
of
Art
,
that
all
his
learning
at
last
is
but
an
Art
of
words
.
His
discourse
is
alwayes
grounded
out
of
Aristotle
,
in
whose
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
hee
puts
as
much
confidence
as
in
his
Creede
.
In
his
letters
hee
's
often
ready
to
shake
the
whole
frame
of
the
sense
to
let
in
some
great
word
,
affecting
a
nonsenticall
eloquence
before
propriety
of
phrase
;
If
hee
were
compeld
to
salute
a
Gentlewoman
,
hee
would
tremble
more
than
ever
hee
did
in
pronouncing
his
first
declamation
.
Hee
often
frequents
Booke-binders
shops
,
for
his
unconstant
humour
of
tumbling
over
many
bookes
,
is
like
a
sicke
mans
pallat
,
which
desires
to
taste
of
every
dish
but
fixes
on
none
.
The
Vniversity
Library
is
his
magazine
of
learning
,
where
hee
'le
be
sure
to
bee
seene
in
his
formalityes
assoone
as
hee
s
graduated
;
for
the
liberty
thereof
expresses
him
a
Batchelour
.
He
earnestly
enquires
after
the
weekely
Currantoes
,
and
swallowes
downe
any
newes
with
great
confidence
.
His
cheefest
curtesy
to
strangers
,
is
to
shew
you
his
Colledge
Buttery
,
and
to
skonce
himselfe
a
halfepeny
farthing
for
your
ententainement
.
If
you
seeme
to
admire
the
names
of
their
small
divisions
,
as
halfepeny
,
farthing
,
and
the
like
,
out
of
a
selfe
simplicity
he
straight
laughes
at
your
ignorance
.
And
if
you
contend
for
priority
in
going
forth
,
puts
you
downe
with
a
stale
complement
.
〈◊〉
est
Peregrini
.
When
he
makes
a
journey
't
is
in
the
vacation
,
and
then
hee
canvises
a
fortnight
aforehand
amongst
his
friends
for
Bootes
and
Spurres
.
His
purse
like
the
Sea
is
governd
by
the
Moone
,
for
he
has
his
severall
ebbes
and
tides
,
according
as
hee
receives
his
severall
exhibitions
from
his
friends
.
Lastly
,
hee
weares
out
a
great
deale
of
time
there
to
know
what
kind
of
Animal
he
is
,
contemns
every
man
that
is
not
a
Graduate
if
himselfe
be
one
,
and
because
he
professes
himselfe
a
Scholler
,
goes
commonly
in
blacke
,
and
many
times
't
is
all
he
has
to
shew
for
't
.
11.
A
Lawyers
Clearke
.
HIs
father
thought
it
too
chargable
to
keepe
him
at
Schoole
til
he
could
reade
Harry
Stottle
,
and
therefore
preferd
him
to
a
man
of
Law
.
His
maister
is
his
genius
,
and
dictates
to
him
before
he
sets
pen
to
paper
.
If
he
be
to
make
a
Bond
or
Bill
,
for
feare
of
writing
false
Latin
,
he
abbreviates
the
ending
and
termination
of
his
word
with
a
dash
,
and
so
leaves
it
doubtfull
.
He
sits
night
the
dore
to
give
accesse
to
strangers
,
and
at
their
going
forth
gives
them
a
legge
in
expectation
.
His
master
is
a
cunning
jugler
of
lands
and
knowes
how
to
convay
them
underhand
,
hee
onely
coppyes
them
over
againe
,
and
lookes
for
a
fee
for
expedition
.
His
utmost
knowledge
is
the
names
of
the
Courts
and
their
severall
offices
,
and
begins
after
a
while
like
a
Pie
that
his
tongue
slit
,
to
chatter
out
some
tearmes
of
Law
,
with
more
audacity
than
knowledge
:
At
a
new
play
hee
'le
be
sure
to
be
seene
in
the
threepeny
Roome
,
and
buyes
his
pippins
before
he
goes
in
,
because
hee
can
have
more
for
mony
.
When
hee
heares
some
stale
jest
(
which
he
best
apprehends
)
he
fils
the
house
with
an
ignorant
laughter
.
He
weares
cutfingerd
dogskin
gloves
,
for
his
ease
,
or
the
desire
of
bribes
makes
his
hands
grow
itchy
.
In
the
vacation
his
master
goes
into
the
countrey
to
keepe
Courts
,
and
then
hee
's
tide
to
a
Cloakebagge
and
rides
after
him
.
He
cals
himselfe
the
hand
of
the
Law
,
and
commends
the
wisedome
thereof
,
in
having
so
many
words
goe
to
a
bargaine
,
for
that
both
lengthens
them
,
and
makes
his
fees
the
larger
.
Hee
would
faine
read
Littleton
if
he
might
have
a
comment
on
him
,
otherwise
hee
's
too
obscure
,
and
dotes
much
on
Wests
Symboliography
for
teaching
him
the
forme
of
an
acquittance
.
In
his
freshmanship
he
hunts
after
cheape
venerye
,
and
is
in
debt
to
the
Cooke
,
for
Eele
pyes
on
fasting
dayes
,
and
friday
nights
.
The
corruption
of
him
is
a
weake
Atturney
,
then
he
trafiques
with
countrymens
businesses
,
and
brings
them
downe
a
bill
of
charges
,
worse
than
a
Taylers
for
a
suite
in
the
last
fashion
,
and
here
we
leave
him
,
for
now
hee
's
at
the
highest
.
12.
A
Townesman
in
Oxford
.
IS
one
that
hath
long
liv'd
by
the
well
of
knowledge
,
but
never
sipt
at
it
,
for
he
loves
no
water
in
his
wine
,
though
it
come
from
Hellicon
.
Hee
gaynes
most
by
the
recentity
of
freshmen
,
unto
whom
he
sticks
as
close
as
a
Horseleech
,
till
hee
have
suckt
out
the
superfluity
of
their
purses
.
His
wife
commonly
makes
him
free
by
her
owne
coppy
,
and
in
spight
of
Pembroke
Colledge
keepes
open
Broade-gates
still
.
Hee
loves
not
a
Scholler
in
his
heart
,
for
he
sides
against
them
in
any
faction
though
it
be
but
at
a
match
at
footeball
.
His
phrase
savours
somewhat
of
the
university
,
being
fragments
glean'd
from
other
mens
mouthes
,
and
gives
his
words
such
a
punctuall
stiffe
pronunciation
,
as
though
they
were
starcht
into
his
mouth
,
and
durst
not
come
out
faster
for
feare
of
ruffling
.
A
Scholler
had
better
take
up
any
wares
of
his
wife
than
of
him
,
for
hee
'le
bee
sure
to
make
them
pay
for
the
expectation
of
their
carrier
.
He
takes
ill
words
because
he
knowes
he
deserves
them
,
and
yeelds
the
supremacy
of
the
wall
to
any
gowne
.
If
the
opinion
of
his
riches
chuse
him
Alderman
,
he
thinkes
himselfe
as
wise
as
any
Romane
Senator
,
after
this
if
he
can
but
call
a
poore
man
Rogue
,
and
reade
a
proclamation
,
hee
may
bee
thought
eligible
for
Maior
.
He
frequents
Sermons
at
St.
Maryes
onely
to
spye
out
his
debters
,
whom
he
afterwards
haunts
at
their
Colledge
,
and
troubles
with
knocking
at
their
Chamber
dores
,
but
receives
no
answer
,
for
hee
's
knowne
as
well
there
as
a
Sergeant
in
the
Innes
of
Court
,
and
alike
hated
.
Hee
's
no
Logician
,
and
yet
sometims
concludes
a
Syllogisme
in
Bocardo
,
and
is
hardly
reduc'd
from
thence
.
Lastly
,
hee
's
a
burre
that
stickes
close
to
freshmens
gownes
,
a
seducer
of
hopefull
wits
,
&
one
that
strives
to
wrythe
the
pliantnesse
of
youth
to
all
ill
actions
.
13.
An
Vsurer
.
MVst
be
drawne
like
to
those
pictures
that
have
a
double
aspect
,
which
if
you
behold
one
way
seemes
to
be
a
man
,
but
the
otherway
a
divell
.
Hee
grounds
the
lawfulnesse
of
his
vsury
from
the
Parable
,
wherein
the
servant
was
not
approv'd
of
,
that
had
not
inprov'd
his
talent
,
hee
'le
be
sure
therefore
not
to
hide
his
,
but
make
the
best
use
of
it
.
Hee
gets
into
mens
estats
as
Cutpurses
get
cloakes
in
the
night
,
if
he
can
but
winde
himselfe
into
a
peece
of
't
,
hee
'le
bee
sure
to
get
it
all
at
last
.
Or
like
an
Essex
ague
,
will
shake
whole
Lordships
into
a
consumption
.
His
case
for
heaven
is
very
dangerous
,
because
he
sins
still
with
security
.
Hee
's
an
excellent
Cooke
to
dresse
a
young
Heire
,
for
hee
first
pluckes
off
his
feathers
,
and
afterwards
serves
him
up
to
the
world
with
woodcocke
sauce
.
His
Clearke
is
the
Vulcan
,
that
forges
the
Bonds
and
Shackels
which
he
imposes
on
other
men
.
If
you
come
to
borrow
money
of
him
,
if
hee
feele
out
your
necessity
,
hee
'le
be
sure
to
make
you
pay
for
't
,
and
his
first
question
will
bee
,
what
's
your
security
?
He
could
finde
in
his
heart
to
be
circumcis'd
for
a
Iew
,
if
he
thought
he
might
thrive
more
by
his
usury
.
His
pining
covetous
thoughts
eates
off
his
flesh
from
his
body
,
and
as
though
he
bad
beene
layne
in
Lime
,
makes
him
looke
like
a
living
Anatomy
.
All
his
life
is
a
goulden
dreame
,
for
he
dreames
of
nothing
but
gould
,
and
this
red
earth
is
all
the
heaven
hee
expects
.
To
conclude
,
hee
's
one
that
makes
haste
to
be
rich
,
and
therefore
can't
bee
innocent
.
Like
theeves
he
vndoes
men
by
binding
them
.
And
lastly
,
his
estate
is
raysed
out
of
the
ruines
of
whole
families
,
which
first
sends
him
in
ill
getting
it
,
and
afterward
his
sonne
in
ill
spending
it
,
both
to
the
Devill
;
and
there
I
leave
them
.
14.
A
wandring
Rogue
,
IS
an
Individuum
Vagtim
,
a
wandring
Plannet
.
He
alone
contemns
fortune
,
for
what
shee
never
gave
,
shee
can
never
take
away
from
him
,
The
vayles
of
his
apparell
is
not
much
worth
,
for
't
is
a
rapsody
of
Ragges
which
at
michaelmas
begins
with
the
leaves
of
trees
to
fall
off
from
him
and
leave
him
starke
naked
.
Hee
keepes
no
table
,
and
yet
has
a
great
retinue
of
hangers
on
,
which
almost
devoure
him
alive
.
If
hee
had
wit
he
might
professe
himselfe
a
Lawyer
,
for
he
has
beene
often
call'd
to
the
barre
,
though
't
were
but
to
pleade
not
guilty
.
Hee
thinkes
himselfe
as
auncient
a
gentleman
as
the
best
,
and
can
deduce
his
pettigree
from
Adam
.
Hee
professes
often
fortunetelling
by
looking
in
your
hand
,
and
yet
knowes
not
his
owne
for
all
't
is
burnt
there
.
He
keepes
a
catalogue
of
all
Gentlemens
houses
,
but
dares
not
come
neare
a
Iustice
of
Peaces
for
feare
of
his
inexorable
Mittimus
.
He
stiles
himselfe
a
traveller
,
and
indeed
it
is
thought
if
he
had
learning
,
he
might
make
a
good
description
of
England
,
for
hee
knowes
all
the
high-wayes
,
though
not
at
his
fingers
,
yet
his
toes-end
.
He
's
alwayes
accompanied
with
some
durty
Doxie
,
whom
hee
never
marryes
,
but
lyes
with
under
a
hedge
,
and
thinkes
it
a
sure
contract
,
because
't
is
in
the
sight
of
heaven
.
On
the
highway
if
hee
meete
a
Travelour
unweapon'd
,
he
begges
stoutly
of
him
,
and
so
extorts
a
benevolence
rather
for
feare
,
than
charity
.
And
at
last
if
his
heart
serve
him
,
hee
falls
quite
from
begging
to
robbing
,
which
he
finds
more
gainefull
and
ready
to
preferment
,
for
it
advances
him
to
the
Gallows
,
and
now
hee
's
at
the
highest
,
where
wee
leave
him
to
make
the
world
his
priest
by
a
confession
.
15.
A
Waterman
.
IS
like
a
peece
of
Hebrew
spel'd
backeward
,
or
the
embleame
of
deceite
,
for
he
rowes
one
way
&
lookes
another
.
When
you
come
within
ken
of
them
,
you
shall
heare
a
noyse
worse
than
the
confusion
of
Bedlem
,
and
if
you
goe
with
a
Skuller
,
the
Oares
thinke
you
no
Gentleman
.
Hee
carryes
many
a
banquerout
over
the
water
,
and
yet
when
he
set's
them
ashore
makes
them
Landed
men
.
If
you
dislike
the
roughnesse
of
the
water
,
he
warrants
you
a
safe
passage
,
and
on
that
condition
,
gives
you
his
hand
to
helpe
you
into
the
Boate
,
and
his
first
question
is
,
where
you
'le
bee
?
Though
hee
bee
ne're
sober
yet
hee
's
ner'e
drunke
,
for
he
lives
by
water
,
and
is
not
covetous
to
get
any
great
estate
,
for
hee
's
best
contented
when
hee
goes
most
downe
the
winde
.
A
fresh
water
Souldier
hee
is
,
and
therefore
gets
to
weare
some
Noblemans
badge
to
secure
him
from
pressing
.
He
knowes
all
newes
,
and
informes
men
of
the
names
of
noble
mens
houses
toward
the
Thames
.
A
man
would
take
him
for
a
very
busy
fellow
,
for
hee
has
an
Oare
in
every
Boate
,
which
though
it
leake
not
,
yet
't
is
ever
ready
to
take
water
.
Hee
's
so
seldome
drunke
that
't
is
chalkt
up
for
a
miracle
,
for
he
goes
commonly
on
the
score
.
Thus
he
lives
and
when
he
dyes
,
hee
's
sure
his
soule
shall
passe
to
the
Elisian
fields
,
for
if
Charon
should
deny
him
passage
,
hee
meanes
to
steale
his
Boate
,
and
so
ferry
himselfe
over
.
16.
A
Sheapheard
.
IS
a
happy
man
,
and
yet
knowes
not
of
it
;
his
cheefe
unhappinesse
consists
in
not
knowing
his
owne
happinesse
.
In
Summer
time
hee
enthrones
himselfe
on
the
top
of
some
high
Mountaine
,
from
whence
his
eye
is
entertayned
with
variety
of
Landskips
,
whilst
his
sheepe
promiscuously
chuse
out
the
threepild
grasse
in
the
valley
.
Hee
's
the
Embleme
of
a
King
or
Priest
,
and
his
sheepe
are
his
Subjects
.
He
uses
his
dogge
as
Kings
their
Lawes
,
oftner
to
restra●ne
than
punish
offerees
;
for
if
any
of
his
sheepe
chance
to
transgresse
the
bounds
of
their
sheepewalke
,
he
whistles
out
his
dogge
to
fetch
them
in
againe
.
Hee
makes
not
his
stomacke
observe
any
set
times
of
meales
,
but
makes
his
meales
keepe
time
with
his
stomacke
,
and
then
sits
downe
on
his
grassye
carpet
,
instead
of
tapestry
,
and
what
ever
his
fare
be
,
content
furnisheth
out
his
Table
.
His
cheefest
ambition
is
to
bee
elected
the
Sheapheards
King
,
which
he
obtaines
not
by
any
corrupt
suffrage
,
but
by
having
the
first
Lambe
yeand
that
yeare
.
His
profession
is
one
of
the
ancientest
,
and
is
onely
younger
brother
unto
husbandry
,
as
Abel
was
to
Kaine
.
Whatsoever
is
fabled
of
Iason
,
he
alone
gets
the
golden
fleece
without
savling
for't
.
To
strangers
h●e's
a
living
Mercury
,
&
if
he
be
layd
,
poynts
them
out
their
way
with
his
foote
,
instead
of
his
hand
,
and
his
knowledge
seldome
extends
farther
than
the
reach
of
his
eye
.
His
common
standing
posture
is
crossleggd
,
and
when
he
drives
his
sheepe
,
his
lamenesse
makes
him
keepe
equall
pace
with
them
.
When
he
marries
hee
's
no
ward
to
have
a
match
inforc'd
upon
him
,
but
chuses
where
hee
list
amongst
the
Sheapherdesses
,
where
a
mutuall
and
reciprocall
love
on
both
sides
clappes
up
the
match
without
any
by-respect
of
Ioynture
.
This
day
the
rest
of
the
Swaynes
(
having
first
presented
his
bride
unto
him
crown'd
with
a
chaplet
of
flowers
)
solemnize
with
dauncing
and
singing
Roundelaes
,
wherein
the
simplicity
of
their
performance
gives
a
peculiar
grace
to
every
action
.
Afterward
his
care
becomes
hers
,
she
helpes
him
to
pitch
the
hurdles
,
and
at
night
foldes
him
in
her
owne
armes
.
Hee
's
a
good
phisitian
to
his
sheepe
,
and
his
Tarrbox
affords
a
generall
medicine
for
any
outward
application
.
Hee
●ackes
nothing
but
some
businesse
for
his
thoughts
,
for
were
he
a
Scholler
hee
has
the
best
leasure
for
contemplation
that
could
bee
.
And
lastly
as
Alexander
wisht
if
he
were
not
Alexander
to
be
Diogenes
,
so
if
all
knew
his
happinesse
,
they
would
wish
to
bee
Sheapheards
.
17.
A
Ielous
Man
.
HIs
care
and
feares
are
all
to
know
what
would
vex
him
more
being
once
knowne
.
His
passion
proceeds
from
the
superfluity
of
his
love
,
or
from
the
consciousnesse
of
some
deficiency
or
inability
in
himselfe
.
His
unwise
and
ielous
fearefullnesse
to
bee
deceived
,
often
teaches
her
the
way
to
deceive
him
,
and
makes
her
desirous
to
prove
that
difference
of
other
men
which
he
so
much
suspects
.
Hee
dares
not
invite
his
friend
to
his
house
,
for
feare
hee
should
salute
his
wife
,
which
hee
esteemes
as
a
Prologue
to
an
ensuing
comedye
.
At
●able
hee
observes
upon
whom
his
wife
scatters
most
favorable
lookes
(
for
hee
feares
there
may
bee
a
dialogue
of
eyes
aswell
as
●ongues
:
)
whom
shee
of●enest
drinks
to
,
whom
shee
●omes
to
,
and
then
his
sus●ition
comments
upon
every
action
.
Hee
's
witty
in
●●venting
trialls
of
his
●ives
chastity
,
and
hee
●retendeth
verie
often
journeyes
into
the
Countrey
,
thereby
to
make
her
more
secure
in
his
absence
,
but
returnes
againe
unexpectedly
.
Sometimes
hee
attends
her
in
unknowne
disguises
,
urges
her
with
earnest
sollicitation
,
and
is
so
hasty
for
his
hornes
that
he
could
bee
content
to
bee
his
owne
Cuckoldmaker
.
His
ielous
thoughts
are
ready
to
bastardize
his
Children
,
and
if
they
bee
not
in
every
respect
like
himselfe
,
thinkes
them
not
his
owne
.
His
feare
of
being
rob'd
is
worse
than
the
robbery
it selfe
,
a
woman
being
like
an
untold
summe
of
mony
,
wherein
the
honor
is
●ot
sensible
of
any
small
●hieft
.
In
his
thoughts
hee
●ommends
much
the
securi●y
of
the
Italian
Padlocke
,
and
could
willingly
put
it
●n
practise
too
.
His
house
●s
divided
into
factions
,
●etts
every
Servant
to
bee
a
●pye
over
his
fellow
,
and
●ll
of
them
over
his
wife
.
●f
she
strive
to
please
him
,
he
●hinkes
it
's
but
to
deceive
●im
;
if
not
to
please
him
,
●ee
thinkes
shee
's
better
●leas'd
with
others
.
To
conclude
,
hee
's
a
man
pos●est
with
a
mixt
passion
of
●ove-melancholy
,
which
he
more
easily
entertaines
than
●s
quit
off
.
His
ielousy
like
●inegar
dryes
up
his
blood
;
hence
his
palenesse
.
Hee
wishes
himselfe
unmaried
,
and
thinks
when
he
chang'd
his
batchelour
buttons
for
Rosemary
,
hee
lost
the
best
flower
in
his
garden
.
Lastly
whole
numbers
may
bee
made
out
of
fractions
,
but
Ielosy
makes
an
irreparable
division
of
love
,
which
growes
worse
by
continuance
.
18.
A
Chamberlaine
.
IS
the
first
Squire
that
gives
entertainement
to
errant
strangers
.
At
your
first
alighting
hee
straight
offers
you
to
see
a
Chamber
,
but
has
got
the
tricke
of
tradesmen
to
show
you
the
worst
first
.
Hee
's
as
nimble
as
Hamlets
ghost
heere
and
every
where
,
and
when
he
has
many
guests
,
stands
most
upon
his
pantofl●s
,
for
hee
's
then
a
man
of
some
calling
.
His
gayne
consists
most
in
gratuities
&
retayling
of
faggotts
,
wherein
hee
's
allowd
fourteene
to
the
dozen
,
and
what
he
can
over-reckon
is
his
owne
gaine
.
Hee
's
Secretary
to
the
Kitching
and
Tapstry
,
and
payes
himselfe
his
owne
fees
in
adding
something
to
every
particular
.
He
takes
wages
of
no
man
,
and
yet
serves
every
man
.
Hee
may
seeme
a
base
fellow
over
night
,
but
in
the
morning
you
shall
find
him
a
man
of
some
reckoning
.
When
you
aske
what
's
to
pay
,
hee
comes
downe
and
returnes
againe
with
a
generall
totall
,
which
if
you
dislike
,
hee
offers
to
prove
it
by
an
Induction
of
particular
Items
.
Your
Tapster
takes
great
care
that
your
jugges
shall
ne're
be
full
,
and
the
Chamberlayne
that
they
shall
ne're
b●e
empty
,
for
hee
'le
carry
them
away
halfe
full
.
You
shall
sooner
get
fresh
litter
for
your
hor●e
,
than
cleane
sh●et●s
for
your selfe
,
for
hee
has
a
tricke
by
wetting
them
to
make
them
feele
damp
,
and
so
having
smooth'd
up
the
matter
,
if
you
dislike
them
,
he
straight
equivocates
,
and
sweares
they
were
never
layne
in
since
they
were
last
wet
.
When
hee
's
cald
up
a
mornings
,
he
gapes
as
though
he
were
Sea-sicke
,
and
afterward
like
the
embleame
of
deceit
,
brings
fire
in
one
hand
and
water
in
the
other
.
If
you
save
the
remainder
of
your
meate
for
breakefast
,
hee
grumbells
,
for
he
holds
that
Tenent
,
that
wee
ought
not
to
care
for
the
morrow
.
Lastly
,
his
life
for
ease
is
●ust
about
Serving
man-like
,
and
commonly
runnes
the
same
fortunes
,
both
in
their
age
overtaking
beggery
;
but
I
forbeare
any
farther
description
since
his
picture
is
drawne
to
the
life
in
every
Inne
.
19.
A
Maide
.
IS
a
fruite
that
growes
ripe
at
fifteene
,
and
if
she
bee
not
then
gathered
,
falls
of
her selfe
.
Till
she
bee
married
she
thinkes
it
long
,
but
afterwards
she
comes
shorter
of
her
expectation
.
I●
she
keepe
a
Chambermaide
she
ly●s
,
at
her
bedds
feete
,
and
they
two
say
no
Pater-nosters
,
but
in
the
morning
tell
one
another
all
their
wanton
dream●s
,
talke
all
night
long
of
young
men
,
and
will
be
both
sure
to
fast
on
St
Agnes
Night
to
know
who
shall
bee
their
first
husbands
.
Her
desires
grow
now
impatient
of
delay
,
nothing
being
more
tedious
than
a
full
ripe
maiden-head
,
which
shee
lets
a
Servingman
often
obtaine
by
oportunity
.
When
she
's
woo'd
,
like
the
Lapwing
she
flyes
farthest
from
her
nest
;
and
because
shee
can
seeme
coy
in
words
;
would
make
you
beleeve
her
thoughts
are
so
too
.
Shee
laughs
at
those
that
shoote
at
Rovers
,
and
make
their
owne
way
difficult
,
when
they
might
sooner
hit
the
marke
,
and
prove
themselves
better
shooters
.
If
she
be
troubled
with
night
talking
,
shee
confesses
all
,
and
her
dreames
make
her
blush
awake
;
when
she
falls
sicke
shee
's
much
affeard
to
leade
Apes
in
Hell
,
for
she
would
not
willingly
dye
in
Ignorance
:
she
reades
now
loves
historyes
as
Amadis
de
Gaule
and
the
Arcadia
,
&
in
them
courts
the
shaddow
of
love
till
she
know
the
substance
,
Each
morning
shee
and
her
glasse
helpe
to
correct
the
errataes
of
nature
,
&
comes
not
out
of
her
Chamber
till
she
be
fully
drest
.
Shee
learnes
many
gracefull
qualities
as
dancing
and
playing
,
which
all
propose
to
themselves
no
other
end
but
to
hasten
her
marriage
.
Till
which
she
counts
all
time
as
last
tarrying
,
and
if
her
wishes
had
beene
true
she
had
not
beene
a
Maide
since
shee
reacht
her
teenes
first
.
To
conclude
,
shee
's
a
fading
flower
,
her
wedding
night
withers
her
,
when
she
rises
againe
with
an
innocent
blush
,
and
ne're
greeves
for
her
losses
.
20.
A
Baylye
▪
IS
the
Supervisor
of
a
mannor
under
the
Lord
of
the
Soyle
.
The
Tennants
court
him
to
connive
at
his
Masters
injuries
,
but
yet
underhand
hee
perswades
him
to
enclose
his
Common
,
in
hope
to
have
the
yeerely
letting
of
it
.
Though
his
master
bee
a
Prodigall
,
yet
hee
strives
to
inlarge
his
waste
,
for
hee
informes
him
of
all
inchroachments
.
He
trusts
his
Tablebooke
with
much
of
his
businesse
,
and
weares
a
Bre●nors
Almanacke
in
his
pocket
for
the
blanks-sake
.
Hee
can
cast
his
face
into
a
buying
or
bargaining
forme
,
and
can
soone
reduce
Pounds
,
into
Markes
and
Nobles
.
Hee
gives
not
an
account
but
makes
it
,
and
his
Arithmetick
is
onely
the
rule
of
falshood
;
His
addition
is
by
Counters
with
which
hee
casts
up
his
Bills
,
and
his
skill
in
Geometry
serves
him
to
measure
a
Roode
of
hedging
,
and
to
know
how
many
pe●ches
are
contaynd
in
an
Acre
.
Hee
informes
his
master
when
Faires
happen
,
where
though
hee
cheate
him
in
buying
and
selling
,
yet
at
night
he
makes
him
a
faire
reckning
.
Hee
has
the
generall
Theory
of
all
husbandry
,
but
his
businesse
is
the
direction
of
other
mens
labours
.
His
diligence
in
harvest
time
is
exprest
,
by
being
seene
often
afield
with
a
Forke
on
his
shoulder
,
and
hee
cuts
grasse
alwayes
in
the
change
of
the
Moone
.
The
Tennants
hold
his
masters
land
in
occupation
,
and
hee
their
wives
,
and
for
b●friending
them
in
renewing
their
Lease
,
he
seales
them
without
witnesse
.
He
knowes
how
to
bounder
land
,
and
counts
it
a
haynous
offence
to
remove
a
merestone
.
Hee
is
the
apparitour
of
the
Parish
,
and
brings
in
his
presentments
against
the
next
court
day
,
with
what
Iustice
the
Lord
knowes
for
they
are
fin'd
to
them
by
Amercements
.
21.
A
Petty
Countrey
Faire
.
IS
the
publication
of
some
few
Pedlers
packs
distinguisht
into
Boothes
,
which
is
yet
fild
with
a
great
confluence
of
countrey
people
,
who
f●ocke
thither
to
buy
some
triviall
necessaries
▪
A
farre
off
it
seemes
a
tumult
of
white
staves
,
and
red
petticoates
and
mu●lers
,
but
when
you
come
nearer
they
make
a
fayre
shew
.
The
men
buy
hobnayles
and
plough-irons
,
and
the
woemen
houshould
trifles
,
yet
such
as
are
for
use
more
than
ornament
.
Your
countrey
Gentlewomen
come
thither
to
buy
bonelace
,
and
London
gloves
,
&
are
onely
knowne
by
a
Maske
hanging
on
their
cheeke
and
an
Anticke
plume
of
feathers
in
a
Faire
,
and
t'
would
doe
you
good
to
heare
them
bargaine
in
their
owne
dialect
.
The
Inns
are
this
day
fild
,
every
man
meetes
his
friend
and
unlesse
they
crush
a
pot
they
thinke
it
a
dry
complement
.
Heere
the
young
Lads
give
their
Lasses
Fairrings
,
which
if
shee
take
with
a
simpring
consent
,
the
next
Sunday
their
banes
are
bidden
.
A
Balletsinger
may
be
sooner
heard
heere
than
seene
,
for
instead
of
the
violl
hee
sings
to
the
croud
.
If
his
Ballet
bee
of
love
,
the
countrey
wenches
buy
it
,
to
get
by
heart
at
home
,
and
after
sing
it
over
their
milkepayles
.
Gipsies
flocke
thither
,
who
tell
men
of
losses
,
and
the
next
time
they
looke
for
their
purses
,
they
find
their
words
true
.
At
last
after
much
sweate
and
trampling
too
and
froe
,
each
one
carryes
home
a
peece
of
the
Faire
,
and
so
it
ends
.
22.
A
Countrey
Alehouse
.
IS
the
center
of
the
Towns
good
fellowship
,
or
some
humble
roof't
Cottage
licens'd
to
sell
Ale
.
The
inward
hangings
is
a
painted
cloath
,
with
a
row
of
Balletts
pasted
on
it
.
It
smelles
onely
of
smoake
and
new
Wort
,
and
yet
the
usuall
guests
thinke
it
a
rare
perfume
.
They
drinke
noe
healths
here
to
Mistresses
,
but
their
onely
complement
is
:
Here
's
to
thee
neighbour
Iobson
.
They
pay
here
by
the
polle
,
for
they
thinke
that
many
purses
makes
light
shots
,
as
many
hands
light
worke
.
Their
onely
game
here
is
Noddy
,
and
that
but
for
a
pot
of
Ale
for
pastime
.
'T
is
the
marri'd
mans
sanctuary
,
whither
he
flyes
to
avoyde
a
scoulding
wife
at
home
,
and
thinkes
to
drench
his
cares
in
this
Ale
lethe
.
They
often
make
bargaines
here
,
but
before
they
go
out
,
can
hardly
stand
to
them
.
All
the
postes
are
Creditors
,
and
the
Chalke
like
an
inseparable
accident
can
hardly
be
wipt
of
.
They
drinke
here
till
their
mirth
and
drinke
fly
out
both
together
,
the
one
in
the
Chimney
and
the
other
in
drunken
catches
,
till
the
streete
ring
againe
,
and
every
pot
raises
them
a
note
higher
.
To
strangers
't
is
knowne
by
the
advancement
of
a
May-pole
;
and
is
the
onely
guest
house
to
Pedlers
pilgrimages
.
L●stly
,
if
there
bee
two
in
the
Towne
,
they
live
in
hostile
emulation
;
and
their
faction
is
about
brewing
the
best
Ale
.
23.
A
Horse
Race
.
IS
a
way
to
let
money
run
away
full
speed
.
Amongst
the
Romanes
't
was
an
Olimpick
exercise
,
and
the
prize
was
a
Garland
,
but
now
they
beare
the
Bell
away
.
'T
is
the
prodigality
of
countrey
Gentlemen
,
&
the
gullery
of
Londoners
;
the
one
dyets
his
horse
till
his
purse
growes
lanck
,
and
the
other
payes
for
rash
betting
.
The
former
would
give
any
thing
for
a
horse
of
Pegasus
Race
,
or
one
begot
of
the
wind
while
the
mare
turnd
her
backeside
in
Boreas
mouth
.
They
lay
wagers
here
on
their
horse
heeles
,
and
hope
to
win
it
by
their
running
heads
.
The
Riders
speake
northern
howsoever
,
and
though
they
want
many
graynes
of
honest
men
,
yet
when
they
are
put
into
the
Scale
,
they
are
made
weight
.
The
horses
are
brought
hither
in
their
night
clothes
,
and
from
thence
walke
downe
to
the
starting
post
,
whence
grew
the
Latine
proverbe
,
a
carceribus
ad
metam
.
The
countrey
people
have
time
now
to
commend
white-mayne
and
Pepper-corne
,
while
the
Gentlemen
ride
up
and
downe
with
Bets
in
their
mouthes
,
crying
three
to
one
,
till
the
word
Done
make
it
a
wager
.
By
this
time
they
are
comming
up
,
and
the
forerunner
is
receiv'd
ovant
,
with
great
acclamations
of
joy
,
and
the
hinder
man
though
hee
rid
booty
,
yet
he
shewes
that
he
favour'd
nether
side
by
the
spur-galling
.
It
being
now
done
,
they
drop
away
into
the
villages
,
where
their
tongues
run
over
the
race
againe
,
which
for
that
night
fills
Alehouses
with
noyse
and
discourse
.
24.
A
Farmers
daughter
.
IS
a
pretty
peece
of
Innocence
,
that
's
slow
into
conceiting
love
,
and
had
never
thought
of
marriage
,
but
for
example
sake
,
when
shee
saw
her
youngers
goe
before
her
.
Shee
is
handmayd
to
her
mothers
huswifery
,
which
by
seeing
done
she
makes
her
owne
,
and
it
proves
her
best
portion
.
Shee
's
a
Bridemaid
to
all
young
couples
,
where
shee
weares
her
Rosemary
pinn'd
on
her
Heartside
,
to
shew
her
affection
to
Hymens
rites
;
and
if
shee
see
them
both
abed
,
shee
carries
away
a
strong
fancy
of
the
sequell
.
Shee
can
sell
corne
at
the
next
Market
,
and
while
shee
rides
thither
on
her
sacke
,
her
short
coats
administers
a
temptation
in
discovering
her
Legge
.
Her
corne
stands
not
long
for
the
sellers
sake
,
and
shee
crosses
the
Proverbe
,
for
shee
measures
it
out
by
anothers
Bushell
.
Shee
receives
her
money
of
her
Chapman
,
and
has
a
kisse
given
her
alwayes
to
boote
.
If
shee
have
any
thing
to
buy
,
the
Mercers
shops
furnishes
her
,
where
shee
remembers
her
mothers
commission
to
a
halfpennerth
of
sope
,
and
at
home
makes
her
account
of
all
.
If
her
father
thrive
on
his
farme
,
the
poore
neighbours
put
the
mastership
upon
him
,
and
if
shee
learne
●o
play
on
Virginalls
,
't
is
thought
a
Courtlike
breeding
.
For
her
beauty
't
is
a
durable
one
,
and
feares
no
wind
,
nor
weather
,
which
shewes
't
is
not
behoulding
to
Art
.
Shee
baytes
not
her
eyes
to
attract
Sutors
,
but
for
a
husband
trusts
all
to
〈◊〉
Providence
;
and
at
last
Cupid
in
compassion
strikes
some
Farmers
sonne
in
love
with
her
,
and
then
shee
brewes
and
makes
her
owne
Ale
and
Cakes
for
the
wedding
.
25.
A
Keeper
.
IS
a
fellow
in
greene
,
that
's
led
about
by
a
dog
in
a
lyne
,
and
the
burthen
of
his
shoulder
is
a
long
staffe
.
He
wanders
the
wilde
woods
to
secure
the
Game
,
and
is
one
that
's
licensed
to
be
a
night
walker
.
If
he
find
any
trespassers
,
halfe
a
peece
puts
out
halfe
his
eyes
,
and
a
whole
one
makes
him
wholy
blind
.
His
lodge
is
a
lone
house
,
often
fayn'd
in
historyes
to
give
entertaynment
to
wandering
strangers
,
and
in
the
fictions
of
Duells
&
ravishments
,
who
comes
in
still
to
rescue
,
but
a
Keeper
?
His
honest
rudenesse
makes
him
a
protector
of
men
and
maydenheades
,
for
he
thinkes
the
sufferance
of
such
an
act
would
blast
the
trees
and
make
the
leaves
looke
wan
.
The
horne
that
affrightes
other
men
,
is
his
best
musicke
:
he
knowes
the
changes
of
the
chase
,
and
when
a
noted
Deere
is
hunted
,
he
windes
his
fall
,
and
weepes
at
it
.
All
the
woodnimphs
court
him
,
and
when
hee
rushes
from
them
,
the
bryers
seeme
to
pull
him
backe
againe
.
He
understands
no
chamber
whispring
,
but
drownes
the
winds
with
hallowing
,
and
is
answered
backe
in
the
same
Language
.
Hee
knowes
the
ages
of
his
Deere
by
casting
their
hornes
,
and
thinkes
a
Cuckold
most
infortunate
that
his
should
sticke
so
close
to
him
.
He
breakes
up
a
wench
as
he
does
a
stagge
,
and
having
tooke
an
essay
of
her
,
if
he
finde
her
fat
in
the
flancke
mar●yes
her
.
His
Children
like
the
Indians
are
borne
B●wmen
,
his
hounds
and
they
lappe
and
feede
both
out
of
a
dish
:
he
loves
those
that
write
in
the
prayse
of
hunting
,
and
himselfe
talkes
whole
volumes
of
it
.
Hee
wishes
all
Noble
men
were
Nimrods
,
mighty
hunters
;
for
besides
their
liberality
,
the
bounty
o●
beasts
gives
him
the
shoulder
and
the
Humbles
for
his
fee
.
Lastly
,
when
he
wanders
to
an
Alehouse
,
he
loves
no
signe
but
the
Robbinhood
,
because
hee
was
a
Forrester
:
where
we
leave
him
,
till
at
night
he
be
forth
comming
.
26.
A
Gentlemans
House
in
the
Countrey
.
IS
the
prime
house
of
some
village
,
and
carryes
gentility
in
the
front
of
it
.
The
Tennants
round
about
travell
thither
in
Pilgrimage
with
their
pigge
and
goose
off●●ngs
,
and
their
duty
increases
with
the
neere
expiring
of
their
leases
.
The
Servingm●n
are
like
quarter
wayters
;
for
while
some
give
attendanee
at
home
,
the
rest
are
disperst
in
the
Ale-houses
.
Their
master
alowes
them
to
make
men
drinke
for
his
credit
,
while
they
sound
forth
his
fame
of
hospitallity
upon
the
Trumpe●s
of
blacke
Iackes
.
They
envye
most
their
owne
coate
,
for
if
a
Gentleman
bring
halfe
a
dozen
men
with
him
,
they
'le
not
suffer
a
man
to
come
off
alive
,
and
that
expr●sses
their
Masters
welcome
.
At
meales
you
shall
have
a
scattered
troup
of
dishes
,
led
in
by
some
blacke
puddings
,
and
in
the
Reare
some
demolish'd
pastyes
,
which
are
not
fallen
yet
to
the
Serving-men
.
Betweene
meales
there
's
bread
and
Beere
for
all
commers
,
and
for
a
stranger
a
napkin
,
and
colde
,
meate
in
the
buttery
may
be
obtained
.
All
the
Roomes
smell
of
Doggs
and
Haukes
,
and
the
Halls
beares
armes
,
though
it
be
but
a
muskit●
and
two
Corsletts
.
The
maides
have
their
severall
swee-thearts
,
which
they
get
by
befriending
men
in
their
severall
offices
:
As
the
dayry
mayde
by
a
dish
of
Creame
:
The
Chamber-mayd
by
her
landrye
;
and
for
this
the
Serving
man
do●
them
as
good
a
turne
.
After
which
if
she
knot
and
prove
,
she
obtaines
of
her
Mistresse
a
poore
Coppihold
,
and
they
both
turne
Tennants
to
the
family
;
and
are
called
retayners
.
The
Master
of
the
house
is
ador'd
as
a
Relique
of
gentilitye
,
and
if
his
wife
come
by
some
home-match
,
he
dares
not
let
her
see
London
or
the
Court
,
for
feare
she
should
make
his
woods
pay
for
't
.
Hee
observes
all
times
and
seasons
of
the
yeare
,
and
his
Christmas
is
the
butlers
Iubile
.
To
conclude
,
his
house
is
the
seat
of
hospitality
,
the
poore
mans
Court
of
justice
,
the
Curats
Sunday
ordinary
,
and
the
onely
exchequer
of
Charity
,
where
the
poore
goe
away
relieved
,
and
cry
,
God
blesse
the
founder
.
FINIS
.