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 Changes: or, Love in a maze. A comedie, as it was presented at the Private House in Salisbury Court, by the Company of His Majesties Revels. Written by Iames Shirley, Gent. Changes Love in a maze. Shirley, James, 1596-1666. [6], 69, [1] p. Printed by G[eorge] P[urslowe] for William Cooke, and are to be sold at his shop neere Furnivals Inne gate in Holborne, London : 1632. 1632

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CHANGES : OR , Love in a Maze .

A COMEDIE , As it was presented at the Private House in Salisbury Court , by the Company of His Majesties Revels .

Written by IAMES SHIRLEY , Gent.

— Deserta per avia dulcis Raptat Amor . —

LONDON : Printed by G. P. for William Cooke , and are to be sold at his shop neere Furnivals Inne gate in Holborne , 1632 .

TO THE RIGHT HONORABLE , THE LADY DOROTHIE SHIRLEY . MAdame , who make the glory of your blood No priviledge at all to be lesse good ; Pardon the rudenesse of a Comedy , That ( taught too great ambition ) would fly To kisse your white hand , and receive from thence Both an authority , and innocence . 'T is not this great man , nor that Prince , whose fame Can more advance a Poem , than your name , To whose cleere vertue truth is bound , and we , That there is so much left for History . I doe acknowledge custome , that to men Such Poems are presented ; but my pen Is not engag'd nor can allow too farre A Salick Law in Poetry , to barre Ladies th' inheritance of wit , whose soule Is active , and as able to controule , As some ' usurpe the Chaire , which write a stile To breath the Reader better than a mile ; But no such empty titles but my flame ; Nor will I sinne so much , to shew their name In print ; some servile Muses be their drudge , That sweat to finde a Patron , not a Iudge . To you , great Lady , then , in whom doe meet Candor and Iudgement , humble as your feet I vow these Papers , wishing you may see Ioyes multiplied , to your eternitie . Your Honors devoted Seruant , I A. SHIRLEY .
Prologus . THat Muse whose Song within another Spheare Hath pleased some , and of the best , whose eare Is able to distinguish straines that are Cleare , and Phebean , from the popular ; And sinfull dregs of the adulterate braine , By mee salutes your Candor once againe ; And begs this noble favour , that this place , And weake performances may not disgrace His fresh Thalia ; 'las our Poet knowes Wee have no name , a torrent overflowes Our little Iland , miserable wee , Doe every day play our owne Tragedy : But 't is more noble to create than kill , Hee saies , and if but with his flame , your will Would joyne , wee may obtaine some warmth , and prove Next them that now doe surfeit with your love . Encourage our beginning , nothing grew Famous at first , and Gentlemen , if you Smile on this barren Mountaine , soone it will , Become both fruitfull and the Muses hill .
The Actors names . Master Goldsworth , father to Chrysolina and Aurelia . Master Woodhamore , Vncle to Eugenia . Master Thornay Gentlemen Lovers of Chrysolina , Aurelia and Eugenia . Master Gerard Gentlemen Lovers of Chrysolina , Aurelia and Eugenia . Master Yongrave Gentlemen Lovers of Chrysolina , Aurelia and Eugenia . Master Caperwit , a Poetaster . Sir Gervace Simple . Bird , Caperwits Page . Thumpe , Sir Gervaces Man . Servants . Dancer . Mistresse Goldsworth . Chrysolina . Aurelia . Eugenia .
CHANGES OR , Loue in a Maze .
Actus primus , Scena primas . Enter at one doore Sir Iohn Wood-hamore , and Master Goldsworth , at the other M. Gerard , and Master Yongrave . Golds.

I Heard your Neece , Sir , was not well , you should incourage her to take the aire some times .

Woo. Indeed shee 's somewhat melancholy , and keepes Her chamber : Gol. 'T may prove inconvenient for Her health , does she not languish for a husband ? Take heed o th' greene disease . Woo. I 'le finde a cure , If that will doe 't ; your daughters are not yet Dispos'd of ? Gol. No , but we have clients daily That visit their affections ; and while We are speaking , here is one . Woo. Ha , which of them ? I hope not Master Yongrave . Hee would engage his service to my Neece , I shall not thinke him worthy , if he have Two Hares afoot . Gol. He is a stranger to me , But Master Gerard that holds conference with him , Maintaines some correspondence with my daughters : Pray let 's observe . Ge. Prethee come , venter in . Yon. No farther , you have obligation , Excuse me , I have affaires , some other time I le waite on you . Ge. What needes this ceremony ? The faire ones will not blast you . Yon. 'T were a sinne , To thinke their beames could hurt . Ge. Faith , I could wish Thy affection not ingag'd , there 's so much beauty And goodnesse in this paire of sisters . Yon. Doe not Make me suspect your friendship , you would wish Me miserable , not that I dispute Their merit , but I must not yeeld to that Will bring my faith and honour into question ; I have a Mistris , be you happy Sir in yours . Woo. I like this well , le ts interrupt e'm ; Good fortune Master Yongrave . Yon. You are Sir , Most opportunely met . Gol. Kinde Master Gerard . Yon. I had a present resolution , To visit you at home , and your faire kins-woman . Ge. I shall be bold . Gol. Pray enter . Woo. Wee 'l together : I take my leave . Go. I am your humble servant , Woo. Come Master Yongrave . Exuent . Go. This Gerard is a Gentleman of handsome parts , And they say fortun'd , diligent in 's courtship : But it concernes me to be carefull in Disposing of my children . Enter Servant . Ser. Sir Gervace Simple Sir , is newly entred , Gol. His wisdome must be welcome : there 's a Knight With Lordships , but no mannors , one that has But newly cast his country skin , came up To see the fashions of the Towne , has crept Into a Knight-hood which he paid for heartily And in his best clothes is suspected for A Gentleman . Enter Sir Ger. Simple , and his man Thumpe . Sim. Thumpe , I have not yet the face to speake to her , but 'T is no matter , and I can get her fathers and mothers good will . Thu. You have her mothers already . Sim. I , I , shee 's a Matron as they say , I came over her with My Knight-hood , and begot a consent upon her quickly : I Perceive 't is an advantage for a man to weare spurres , The rowell of Knight-hood does gingle in the eare of their Vnderstanding . Thu. I doe wonder Sir , that you speake so well now , and Want the audacity as they say to talke to your Mistresse . Sim. So do I too , but I cannot help it : I was a Gentleman Thou knowest but tother day . I have yet but a few Complements , within a while I shall get more impudence And then have at her . Thu. The father . Sim. Pray heaven you may be sav'd , Sir . Go. Y' are charitable . Sim. I am come Sir to doe my businesse . Go. How Sir ? Sim. You may imagine as they say , and so forth your Daughter is a very fine Gentlewoman , and may in due time be a Lady , For I doe love her by this Mullet , there 's a touch of my Heraldry . Gol. Have you acquainted her , How much you meane to honour us , how farre Have you engaged her liking ? Sim.

Nay , I n'er spoke to her in my life , nor do not meane in hast .

Gol.

How Sir ?

Sim.

Not in hast Sir , 't were no good manners to speake hastily to a Gentlewoman , to talke post ( as they say ) to his Mistresse ; I am resolv'd to have your consent first , and then .

Gol.

It argues your discretion ;

Sim.

I think so , some wiser than some , faith how doe y' like my face .

Gol.

I have seene worse in a beard ,

Sim.

Oh , ho , I tooke my choise of forty , this morning .

Gol.

Did you so ?

Sim. My man knowes I broke a Looking . glasse into forty pieces , I am sure , and this was the best face I could finde among 'Em all , look in my forehead , hast any skill in Palmistry ? Gol. Not I , Sir . Sim. But this is nothing to the purpose ( as they say , ) Where is my beautifull Mistresse , your Daughter ? Gol. Which of e'm ? Sim. No matter which . Gol. They are both within . Sim. Oh , 't is well , I will not speake with her , I told you Before , but I hope I shall have your good Will . Gol. You meane to marry her . Sim. My Chaplaine shall . Gol. You are witty ; I hope Sir , you will give me leave ( as They say ) to deliberate , for after your example , I would Doe nothing rashly , I will not give you my consent in Hast Sir . Sim. 'T is wisdome , I can tarry , 't is fit I should , commend Me to the Virgin . As he goes forth he meetes Mistris Goldsworth . Mis. What , leaving us already , noble Sir ? Why husband , what doe y' meane ? no more respect To a man honorable ? y' are not going Sir ? Sim. Yes faith , I love to be going , I cannot abide to stand Still , Thumpe , take off my cloake ; does my Rapier become Me ? Thu. Excellent well . Sim.

This 't is to be a compleat Gentleman , what a coxcombe was I before I came to towne , the countrey breeds so many Clownes ; dost thinke my tenants will know mee now I am disguised

Go. But what assurance can he give me , wife , That he is able to get children ? For that 's a thing materiall ; I would not Willingly sacrifice my daughter to An Eunuch , and such a one may that Knight be , For ought I know . Mis. What doe you talke of children ? Is he not honorable , a proper Knight ? Sim.

She does commend mee ; doe not put on my cloke yet , let her survey my person .

Mis. Shall not our daughter be a Lady , and I a Ladies mother ? And the Heralds know That is some priviledge ; you have seene many Eunuches With a blacke beard ; he is a man I warrant him , He has the right haire , Husband , for a woman , I know it by experience : tell not me , Suppose he were an Eunuch , he I say Is honorable , and any body can get children , That 's the least thing of a hundred And the woman be but fruitfull . Sim. Now I le take my leave . Mis. Wil 't please you Sir , to walke in , and speake to my daughter ? Sim. No , I thinke it not the best way to speake to her , as I said , In hast , what if I had an inventory of my good parts First drawne to prepare her . Gol. And his father had not left him more land than braine , His worship had beene but a poore foole . Sim. Well , if she understand signes , have at her . Mis. Come , I will direct you . Exeunt . Gol. My wife is passionate and affects this Knight For 's title , but I hope my daughter will Enter Servant . Submit to my election : how now : Ser. Here is a Gentleman desires accesse to you . Gol. A Gentleman ? Ser. He may be a Lord by his traine , A Page waites on him . Gol. Some fresh Inamorato . Enter Caperwit , and his Page . Cap. Save you Sir . Gol. And you Sir . Cap. You doe not know me ? Gol. Not I Sir . Cap. 'T is very likely : you have a daughter . Gol. I have two : Cap. Two ? the better , there is more choise , They want husbands . Gol. 'T will become my care to provide 'm good ones . Cap. You say well , what doe y' thinke of me ? Gol. I know you not . Cap. You told me that afore : may I see 'm ? Gol. They are not to be let out Sir by lease , Or yeerely rent . Cap. You mistake me ; I come not for a lodging . Gol. Nor to lye with them ? Cap. I come to take 'm Sir , another way : What portions have they ? Go. You should be a purse-taker , by your enquirie After their mony , they have a round portion , Sir . Cap. What 's that ? Go. A cipher . Cap. How ? Go. Nothing . I hope you have no mind to marry . Cap. Ex nihilo nihil fit . I came to offer my selfe a Servant in affection to one of your daughters , but Nothing has converted me . Go. Doe y' heare Sir , a fine humorist : if they marry with My consent , I can make figures , which added to Their ciphers , may make up 2000 pound apiece : what Is your name ? Cap. My name is Caperwit . Go. Y 'ave a dancing Name , I doe not thinke , but you Write all the Coranto's . Ca. Wit ! wit by Mercury ! I shall loue thy daughters the Better for that : doe they affect Poetry ? Go. They reade nothing else . Ca. Then they are wise ; 't is a Seraphicke contemplation ; I 'le furnish them with the most excellent Poems — Go. Of your owne composition ? Ca. That is intimated , when I say excellent ; Your daughters shall be judge , let 'm vouchsafe A subject to my muse , and prove the height Of my imaginations . Go. They are entring . Enter Gerard , Chrisolina , Aurelia . Cap. Thus breakes Aurora from the Easterne hills , And chaseth night away , let me salute Your rosie cheeke — Ch. Good morrow to you Sir , there is but one Aurora , What doe y' make my Sister pray ? Cap, She is the Sun it selfe . Au. No Sir , I am the daughter of that Gentleman , No sunne I le assure you . Ca. Whose golden beames doe gild this lower world , Transfixing hearts , converting ribs of ice Into a flame . Ge. What buffonry is this ? Ch. Le ts heare his speech out , and my Sister be the Sunne , Wee shall have day enough : a pretty Pageant ! Au. Prethee doe not minde him . Cap. Virgins , that equall all the graces , and Only in this , that you are two , beneath them . The miracles of beauty ! for whose eyes The Persians might forsake their god , and pay Religious honour to this flame — what 's he ? Go. A Gentleman , that would endeare himselfe . Cap. Has he any fancies in him ? Can he ravish The Ladies ? Go. Ravish Ladies Sir ? that 's a dangerous matter . Ca. How many raptures does he talke a day ? Is he transported with Poeticke rage ? When was he stil'd Imperiall wit ? who are The Prince Electors in his Monarchy ? Can he like Celtick Hercules , with chaines Of his divine tongue , draw the gallant tribe Through every streete , whilst the grave senator Points at him ; as he walkes in triumph , and Doth wish , with halfe his wealth , he might be young , To spend it all in Sack , to heare him talke Eternall Sonnets to his Mistris ? ha ? Who loves not verse is damn'd — Go. How Sir ? This Gentleman dares fight . Cap. Who will fight with him ? Go. You doe not know his disposition . Cap.

But I will , Sir ; I have a great ambition to be of your acquaintance , I hope you will excuse these fancies of mine , though I were borne a Poet I will study to be your servant in Prose , yet if now and then my braines doe sparkle , I cannot helpe it , raptures will out , my Motto is Quicquid conabor , the midwife wrapt my head up in a sheet of Sir Philip Sidney that inspired me , and my nurse descended from old Chaucer , my conversation has beene among the furies , and if I meete you in Apollo , a pottle of the best Ambrosia in the house , shall waite upon you .

Enter Sir Gervase Simple , and Mistris Goldsworth . Mis.

They are here Sir , at full view .

Cap.

What 's he ?

Mis.

A Knight I le assure you .

Cap. Does he come A wooing to the Ladies ? Gol. After the Spanish fashion — A farre off . Mis. Daughter , I must counsell you to respect This honorable man , you doe not know What 't is to be a Lady , and take place , Such titles come not every day , observe With what a comely garbe he walkes , and how He bends his subtle body , take him a my word , A man of his complection loves a woman naturally . Cap. A pretty motion . Mis. Pray come neerer Sir . Sim. You shall pardon me for that , I know My distance . Cap. Will he not speake to her ? Gol.

You should doe well to furnish him with an oration , a spoonefull of Aganippe's well , and a little of your Salt , would season , if not pickle him .

Cap.

Should I so wast the bright Minerva's dew , to pickle a Mushrome ?

Sim.

Thumpe , she lookes upon me , to say truth , I am but a bashfull puppy .

Thu.

Your worship is more than a puppy .

Sim.

I , I know I am an old dog at her mother , but and I should be hang'd , I have not impudence enough to speak to her : does not that Gentleman laugh at mee ?

Thu.

He is very merry with her father .

Sim.

'T is very suspitious , would I had a good jest to get of withall .

Au. You shall command the duty of a daughter , But I hope mother , you will give me leave To love before I marry I have yet No argument of his affection , But what you please to bring me it becomes not My modesty to court him , and give up My heart before I heare him say , he meanes To meete and entertaine it . Mis. 'T is a fault , and I must blame him , that he is no forwarder . Ca. I will accuse him — Gol. Doe so . Au. Love , forgive me this excuse , my heart is fixt , I finde another written here . Ca.

I doe salute you , venerable Sir .

Sim.

You may salute me at your pleasures , but you are mistaken , I am no more venerable than your selfe ; my name is Sir Gervace Simple .

Thu.

And I am one of his Gentleman Vshers , Sir , that follow him .

Ca.

Heroick Sir , I doe adore your physnomy . Now by the dust of my Progenitors —

Sim.

There 's a fine oath !

Ca.

You looke like the Nine Worthies .

Sim.

I have been taken for 'em a hundred times .

Cap.

Fairer than Plutos selfe king of the shades .

Sim.

That King was a poore kinsman of mine , and indeed Wee had one complexion .

Ca.

The Divell you had ?

Sim.

Sir , I am sorry , I cannot stay wi' you , but pray if you meete any of the nine Worthies , or my Cosen Pluto , commend me to 'em , I shall be glad to meete you , or them , at any Taverne , betweene Cheape and Charingcrosse , and so I remaine yours , or not his owne , sau's complement .

Mis.

When will you please Sir Gervace , to visit us agen ? Nay , it shall be yours . He complements , Exeunt .

Sim.

Now my foot 's in .

Ca.

But that I see 't , I should not have beleeved there were such a foole in nature .

Ge. In this variety of servants , I Acknowledge you greatly honour me , and in the presence Of both your parents to vouchsafe this favour , Doubly obliges me . Ch. You are most welcome . Au. You may beleeve my sister , she n'er speakes But by direction of her heart . Ger. I am confident , Nor hath she any vertue , which you doe not Divide with her ; your twins in birth and goodnesse ! Au. Y' are bountifull in character . Gol. I le not oppose you Sir , and you can winne their opinion . Cap. 'T is enough , I shall be proud to serve you ; But at this present , with your noble licence , I take my leave , there is a Lord expects To meete me at a Taverne , that has come Fourescore and nineteene mile , to heare an elegy of My composition Gol. He deserves to enjoy you . Cap.

I le attend the Ladies , when my starres will be more propitious , i th' interim wearing your beautifull figures in my heart , I kisse your white hand — Exit .

Ger. I thinke the stocke of his discourse be wasted , And he returnes to take up more on 's credit , Vntill he breake agen , the Towne is full Of these vaineglorious flashes . Gol. Chrisolina , You see what store of servants yee attract , Plenty of louers but I hope you will Be ruld , and take my counsell : which of all And be plaine wi' mee , hold you best opinion of ? Ch. You will not Sir , be angry , if I answer you justly . Gol. No no , tell me . Ch. I confesse , I now doe feele the power of love , untill That Gentleman — Gol. Which , which Gentleman ? Ch. By his faire merit , won my hearts consent , I had my freedome . Gol. Master Gerard ? Ch. The same , oh Sir , there 's no comparison With him and those that proffer us their service : Sir Gervace is but title , tother noise , Empty of all reality and worth , There is my choise , more pretious to my thoughts , Pointing to Ger. Than all mankind without him , and I hope You will be kind in your allowance Sir . Gol. You might have us'd lesse haste in your election , Or first acquainted me , you shall doe well To keepe possession of your heart awhile ; But I le consider ; send your sister to me : What say you daughter to Sir Gervace ? Au. Nothing , as much as he hath said to me . I affect worth , not shew ; and in my choise I hope your judgement Sir will meete . Gol. I like this well , be obedient . Au. What thinke you Sir , of Master Gerard ? Gol. You doe not love him ? Au. I should then bely My heart when I deny him my best love , He needes not boast his worth , like those whom Nature And Art have left unfurnish'd , hee 's a man For birth , for education , for his fortune , Worthy a nobler wife , than shee that now Commends him to you . Gol. Would you marry him ? Au. I know not that man in the world beside , I would call husband , in my soule I am Already his , and if you will not be Held cruell to your daughter — Gol. How 's this ? Both in love with the same man ? my care will be To a great purpose , this is very strange ; Send your sister to me ; come hither , come hither , You are not yet contracted to that Gentleman . Ch No such thing has past . Go.

But you are content to take him for your bridegroome , I meane Master Gerard .

Ch.

And call it happinesse ;

Go.

Your mother calls : so , so , doe you heare ? Aurelia , doe you love that Gentleman ?

Au.

Yes .

Gol.

Very good , when your wedding clothes come home , pray give me leave to pay for 'em , and the dinner too . I say nothing of a portion , goe after your sister : hum , this is very pretty , faith , let me be bold to aske you a question Sir .

Ger.

My answer shall be just , and free .

Gol. Which of my daughters doe you love best ? As y' are a Gentleman the truth , if you affect either , it Is quickly answered . Ge. The truth is , as you aske , I love neither . Gol.

How , doe you love none of 'em both , they are very well rewarded .

Ge.

Love neither of them best , they are so equall in beauty , and desert , by both I sweare , I cannot preferre any .

Gol.

You 'd not have two wives against the Statute ?

Ge. When I have the happinesse to speak with one alone , There 's so much sweetnesse in her , such a troope Of graces waiting on her words and actions , I love her infinitely , and thinke it blessing To see her smile , but when the tother comes In presence , in her eie she brings a charme To make me dote on her ; I am divided , And like the trembling Needle of a Dyall , My heart 's afraid to fixe , in such a plenty I have no starre to sayle by . Gol. This is stranger . Than all the rest , but doe you love e'm both ? Ger. I dare not call it my misfortune Sir , And yet I know not . — Gol. What will become o'th is ? I' st possible ? My daughter will be mad if this humor Hold , and I am little better while I thinke on 't : I le to e'm agen . Exit . Ger. On whom shall I complaine for my hard fate ? Love is not innocent enough to bee A child , yet Poets give him Deity , Fond men ! prove it in me , thou quiverd Boy , That love with equall flame two Mistresses , I will beleeve thee a god , and kisse thy dart , Furnish my bosome with another heart . Exit .
Actus Secundus . Enter Sir Iohn Woodhamore , Master Yongrave . Woodhamore . I Am her Keeper ; expect here a while , And I le prepare her . Exit . Yon. I le attend ; poore Gentlewoman , Borne with more freedome than thou livest , thy parents Left thee not rich to be a prisoner , Nay worse , a prey to this hard man , who hath Sold thee already , for if I obtaine Thy love — I heare e'm comming . Enter Eugenia . Woodham . Wood. Gentle Neece , Misconster not my actions , 't is my care Of thee , and to satisfie the duty I owe to my dead Brother , thy kinde parent : I thus restraine thee , thou art young , and canst not . Being so good thy selfe , suspect the world Hath any false men in 't ; I know there are Gallants , that study to undoe such Virgins As thou art , that will flatter and betray Thy fortunes to their riot , this unhappinesse I would prevent , and have new found a man , Into whose armes I may deliver up The wealth that I am trusted with . Eug. Hee 's welcome : Pray what 's your businesse ? Yon.

You may understand , partly by what your Vncle hath delivered .

Eug. You come a wooing doe ye not ? Heigho ! Yon. How 's this ? Woo. I 'le leave you at opportunity . Exit . Eug. Troth , if you be a good man , bee not tedious , I doe not love set speeches nor long praises , I hope y 'ave made no verses o' my haire , Acrosticks o' my name , I hate them worse Than witchcraft , or the place I live in : if You be a sutor , put me out of my paine , Quickly I beseech you . Yon. I am one would be your servant . Eug. My servant ? what can you doe ? Yon. I can love you . Eug. I cannot helpe it , 't is none of my fault . Yon. Your beauty makes me , Which cannot bee without as faire a soule . I dare beleeve my eyes , which till this present , Could never reach more than your face , and that At too unkind a distance , from your window ; I have enquired your fortune , and lamenting With loving pitty , such a noble creature Should be confind to narrow limits , come To bring you freedome , make you mistresse of Your liberty , and my selfe , if you can thinke Me worthy of your love : I doe not court Your fortune , but your selfe , and if I urge With too much haste , what great ones might be proud To expect , after much sute , and that you cannot Finde in your tongue consent , encourage me , But for the present with one smile . Eug. I cannot , Vnlesse I counterfeit , I have not smil'd These ten moneths ; if a sigh will pleasure you , I can afford enough to breake your heart , And yet I live . Walke into the other roome , You 'l find an alteration in the ayre , And thinke you come into a mist , which I Made all with my owne sighes , but I would not Infect you so ; you seeme an honest Gentleman . Yon. Her sorrowes helpe the growth of my affection ; What will she be in peace , that is so lovely In her distresse ; I wish you would impose Something on me , to settle your sad thoughts , I would imbrace a danger , to assure The quiet of your minde . Eug. 'T is in the power Of one , that would be kinde to helpe me , but — Yon. Make me that friend . Eug. You may love me too much , To undertake that taske . Yon. Too much I cannot . Eug. Oh yes , for though I should esteeme him deare , And call him my true friend , that in this storme Would lend a cord to save me , yet such is The misery of the imployment , he must not Love me too well that does it . Yon. Bee more plaine And let mee never hope to be cald yours , If I refuse any command , that may Or profit , or delight you . Eug. I release these hasty Protestations . Yon. I pray trust me . Eug. I will , although Every syllable you speake , makes me suspect , You will repent this freedome . If you will doe A gratefull Office to me , in your person , Give this paper to a Gentleman . gives him a letter . Yon. Your name ? Eug. In the direction You 'l find it , with all necessary circumstance To meet with him Yon. This all : you doe not well . To mocke my honest heart with this cheape service . I was in earnest , when I promisd more , Than carriage of a letter . Eug. If you please To make it then a perfect act of Noblenesse , You may take notice , that I long have loved him , And if you finde him cold , in the perusall : Tell him I had the promise of his faith , When I gave up my heart , i' th presence of A thousand Angels , that will witnesse it : If yet hee bee not soft to stirre up his Compassion , tell him how I live , and languish , You may report you saw mee weepe , I have not Much more to say , if you will doe this favour , T will be an argument of your respect , I see your resolution cooles already . Yon. T is a severe imployment , but I le doe Something , pray honour mee to kisse your hand , I have not yet deserv'd to reach your lippe : Content dwell in your bosome . Enter Woodhamore . Wood. What successe ? Yon. I hope well , some affaires Call mee away . Exit . Wood. Good Master Yongrave : how doe you like this Gentleman . Eug. I shall desire to see him agen , my heart Is light upon sudden , please you Vncle I le in , and play a lesson o' my Lute . Exit . Wood. Doe what you please , I rellish not your ayre , That s onely sweet to mee that profit brings , There is no musicke without golden strings . Enter Chrisolina , Aurelia . Ch. Was ever Maid so miserable in her affection ? Au. Is not my fate as cruell ? Cannot wee love him still , and yet bee sisters ? I hope we may ; the love I beare to him Shall not destroy my piety to you : Nature hath fram'd us two in person , but wee are both one in heart . Ch. Indeed we are ; Wee are too much one , And both love one too much , for either to enjoy him . Au Say not so , give me a little time and I will try How I can give him you ; I will perswade My heart to let him goe . Ch. Alas poore sister , Why should you give him me ? it is no argument ; Because I came one minute into life Before you , therefore you should render first To me , what is so pretious to your selfe ; Rather let me begin , that was first made Acquainted to the world , resigne to thee , And make thee happy by enjoying him . Au. But doe you know the miserable consequence ? For if you love him with that truth , and fervour You speake of , ( as it were a sinne in me Not to beleeve it , ) can you looke for lesse Than death , to see mee mistresse of his faith , And lead in nuptiall triumph to the Church ? Ch. I cannot tell — Au. Or if it did not kill you So soone , I know the sorrow would distract you . How can I smile to see my sister weepe , Away her eyes , and tell the jarring minutes With hasty sighes to know her selfe forsaken ? Ch. And can it be , you could doe lesse , that love him As well as I , to see him made my husband , Would it not make you melancholy sister , And ofte retire into the darke to weepe , Could you behold us freely kisse , embrace And goe to bed together , remembring that You gave this friend to me from your owne Heart , and live ? Au. Why let me dye then , Rather than you , I shall perhaps obtaine Some charitable Epitaph , to tell The world , I died to save my sisters life ; T is no such thing to dye . Ch. This is agen Our misery , it is not in our power Be resignation , to assure to either His love , he only must determine it , Wee cannot guide his passion . Au. Nor himselfe Direct it , as he now appeares divided , May be , it would be fortunate for both , Would he be more particular . Ch. That makes Our flame increase , that he protests he loves Vs both , so equally . Au. 'T is very strange . Ch. Let us then joyne our argument to perswade him , To point out one of us to be his Bride , Tother in time , may hope to gaine her freedome ; I know not what I say — we both must plead Enter Gerard . Against our selves : see , he is come already . Ge. The scales are even still , that one had lesse Perfection , to make the doubtfull ballance Give difference in their value ; but I wrong Their vertues to wish either any want , That equally incline my soule to love 'em . Iustice I now consent , thou shouldst be blinde , My eyes are but the cause I cannot see , And will not give my judgement leave to make Distinction of these two Democritus , I doe allow thy rashnesse , ad confesse Then thou didst rectifie thy contemplation When thou didst lose thy sight . Which of these two Instruct me love , that tother ? both ? what fate Hovers about my choice ? Were it not sinne I would be blind , as Poets fancie love , Into whom now I am transform'd , that then My soule not looking through these glasses , might With inward speculation ayme at her , That is the happiest , if one can be so . Ch. Sir , if wee be not troublesome — Ge. You cannot . Au. To interrupt your meditations , wee have a sute . Ge. Both ? it must needes be granted , Ch. Nor let us suffer in our modesties , If our request seeme strange . Ge. T is a command , And I must needes obey ; you two divide this Empires Ch. You prepare ; we dispute not The strangenesse of your love , but pitty it , And are so ready in our owne affection To answer your opinion of us both , That if you can collect , what devide On two , and place it fairely upon one , Choose whom you will make happie . Au. We expect not Your hasty answer , though wee both desire A swift end to your trouble . Ge. I pray stay . Exit . I would determine now , but cannot — faire ones , Was ever lover so perplext ? I must resolve . Enter Master Thornay . Tho. Why how now Franke ? what melancholy ? Ger. How came you hither ? Tho. Why o' my feet : I was at your lodging to enquire for you , And here they told me I should finde you . Ge. Yes , Here I am lost indeed ; prethee excuse my dulnesse . Tho. What 's the matter , come I ghesse The cause , which of these Gentlewomen is 't ? I saw 'em . Ge. Didst ? and how dost like 'em prethee ? Tho. I doe like 'em so well , that I could wish — Ge. Which , which of them ? Tho. Faith I cannot tell , the worst of 'em both a-bed wi' me . Ge. Thy wishes are Not modest : couldst thou love one of them nobly ? Ha ? thou hast a person and fortune to invite thy Entertainement , come let me counsell you . Tho. To what ? Ge. To love , and to a blessing : couldst thou see So sweet a paire , and feele no burning shaft ? Hast thou a soule about thee , that is capable Of knowledge and delight ? didst ever love ? Tho. Yes once , and I thinke heartily , for the time , But I ha' drowned her . Ge. How ? Tho. In Sacke , I thinke as gallants lose their Mistresses , By drinking their health too often . Ge. Prethee doe not trifle . Tho. What wouldst have me answer ? I can love . Ge. A woman ? Tho. What dost make of mee ? Ge. With honour ? Tho. And honesty , if I see cause . Ge. Enough ; thou shalt have cause Within two minutes , shalt but see agen These sisters , and be proud to be a servant , I prophesie already ; oh my friend ! Tho. Pray take me wi' you . Ge. Yes , thou shalt goe with me And speake to 'em , and be amaz'd as I am , To know there are such creatures . Tho. I ha' seene a multitude of faire ones . Ge. All other women Are but like pictures in a gallery , Set off to th' eye , and have no excellency But in their distance ; but these two , farre off Shall tempt thee to just wonder , and drawne neere Can satisfie thy narrowest curiosity : The stocke of woman hath not two more left , To rivall them in graces . Tho. You speake for 'em , I may goe farther , and fare worse , — . I le not Consider more on 't , le ts to 'em , stay — Which of these two 's your mistresse ? let me know Where to direct my service . Ge. That question Hath puzled mee already . Tho. Say , which is 't you best affect ? Ge. I love em both , so equally , I know not which to name . Tho. How , both ? what then Should I doe with em ? art thou mad ? Ge. A little , Containe thy selfe , and call thy reason to thee , Although it be the cruelty of my fate , I can be no barre to thee ; I can enjoy But one , and yet thou shalt have choice Of both , thou art not thus my rivall , But my friend , reliefe of my distraction for shee Whom thou refusest , if thou canst endeare thy selfe to either , In my heart shall meet a cleere and perfect entertainment . Tho. Hum . Ger. Canst thou resolve ? winne either , And we both grow happy at once . Tho. You say well , this is faire — Ger. They are here . Enter Simple and M. Golds. at one doore , and Thump , Chris . and Aurel. at the other . Mis.

With your favour I must chide you Sir , not once speak to My daughter , she expects to be courted with kisses and imbraces .

Sim.

I , I , I could kisse her all over , and imbrace her too , but I have an imperfediment , I cannot speake as I would doe ; but let mee alone a little , I le try , let me see , and I hanot forgot my verses .

Mis.

Here they are , I le not trouble you . Exit .

Ger. I will leave this Gentleman ; Hee is my best friend Ladies . Ch.

You oblige us more to respect him .

Ger. I hope you will be just , At my returne , when I declare my selfe . Au.

Sir , you sh'anot need to urge it .

Ger.

I am your honourer . Exit .

Sim.

Now Thump , I am resolv'd to speak to her , whatsoever Come on 't ; hum , hum . Enter Mr. Goldsworth .

Gol.

What another sutor ?

I were best locke up my daughters , they 'l be smothered with Gentlemen : Sir Gervace you are a welcome man .

Sim. You shall see , if I doe not speake to her , now Now , and to the purpose , in spight of the divell . Thump Stroke me o' th back . He plucks Aur. by the gowne . There 's something in my head , and t' were out . Thu.

I hope you doe not meane your braines .

Sim.

Would somebody lov'd me , but as well , as I loved Somebody .

Au.

Now 't is out .

Sim.

La you there , I thinke I talked to her .

Gol.

But in my opinion you were quickly daunted .

Sim.

Was I so ? well marke me now , now , I will wincke As hard as I can , and then I 'me sure she cannot put me out .

Enter Caperwit . Sim. takes Cap. by the hand . Sim. Beauty — Cap. How now ? what meanes this ? Sim. Let me but kisse thy hand , and tell How much I love thee ; I know very well Thou art a Phenix , beautious and bright , And dost burne every man for thy delight Thy eyes are Sunne and Moone , not to be match'd . Ch. This was intended for you sister . Sim. Thy haire is fine as gold , thy chin is hatch'd With silver , needs must brazen be my face , That cannot come into thee with a grace . Cap. Before or after meat . Sim. Sweet , heare me out . But this I know , I am thy faithfull Lover , Oh quench my fire . Cap. Or else the pot run's over . Sim. Y' are in the right : Accept me for thy servant , not thy foe , For I doe love thee better than any man in the whole world can doe . Cap. Come kisse me then , and open thy faire eyne . Sim. With all my heart . Om. Ha , ha . Sim. Gentlemen , rest you merry ; Thump , By this hand I le bee drunke presently . Thu. And you had taken my counsell , you had done so Before you came hither : Wine is armour of proofe . Exeunt . Cap. Ladies I am sorry , this rude fellow has Abus'd your eare , with harsh , and untun'd numbers . Gol. Your verses have a tune belike Cap. I came a purpose , to present a copie Of verses that should make your genius stand O' th tip-toe , list to me , and grow immortall . Ch. We shall be troubled now . Tho. If please you Lady Wee l walke a side , I have something of more weight I would impart . Ex. Au. I le leave him too . Exit . Gol. Master Caperwit , before you read , pray tell me , Have your verses any adjectives ? Cap. Adjectives , would you have a Poem without Adjectives ? they are the flowers , the grace of al our language : A well chosen Epithete doth give new soule To fainting Poesie , and makes every verse A bride , with Adjectives we baite our lines , When we doe fish for Gentlewomens loves , And with their sweetnesse catch the nibling eare Of amorous Ladies , with the musicke of These ravishing Nownes , we charme the silken Tribe , And make the Gallant melt with apprehension Of the rare word : I will maintain t against A bundle of Grammarians , in Poetry , The Substantive it selfe , cannot subsist Without an Adjective . Gol. But for all that , Those words would sound more full , me thinks , that are not So larded , and if I might counsell you , You should compose a Sonnet cleane without e'm : A row of stately Substantives , would march Like Switzers , and beare all the field before e'm ; Carry their weight , shew faire like Deeds enrold , Not Writs , that are first made , and after fild . Thence first came up the title of blancke verse , You know Sir , what blancke signifies ? when the sense First framed , is tyed with Adjectives like points , And could not hold together without wedges : Hang 't t is pedanticke , vulgar Poetry , Let children when they versifie , sticke here , And there these pidling words for want of matter : Poets write Masculine numbers . Cap. You have given me a pretty hint , t is new . Gol. And will bee gratefull , My daughter will affect it much the better , And t will be honour , if shee be the first , To whom so choice a Poem is presented . I wish you well Sir . Exit . Cap. You oblige my service , I will bestow these verses o' my footman ; They 'l serve a Chambermaid , let me see I want a little quickning , two or three Infusions of sacke will heighten mee , And make my Genius dance , then Lady , Lady — Gone ? Shee 's hard of Soule , but I must supple her , And there 's a conceit new strucke upon my braine Will doo 't , {non-Roman} {non-Roman} {non-Roman} forces united conquer , Lady grow soft , if merit cannot prove Happy , wee must use policie in love . Exit . Enter Chrisalina and Thornay . Ch. No more ; you doe not well to wrong your friend , That trusts you with his bosome . Tho. Faire one , heare mee . Ch. He gave you welcome hither , and you practise Vnworthily to supplant him . Tho. You are too Severe , I have no thought so wicked Lady , Deny me not that liberty , which all The Creatures have , to wish their owne felicity ; Which cannot bee without you , hee will not Repine to see mee happy in your love . Ch. In seeming to extenuate your error , You thus enlarge it , and bring into question The honour of your friend , for whom I must Though weake , rise up a Champion for his vertue , And to beate off all argument , on your part To move for my affection , know , he is next heaven , The onely object of my heart , nor can it know a change . Tho. And yet if you collect your selfe , you are not The onely Mistresse of his heart , your sister hee loves As well as you ; your pardon fairest , t is possible , Hee may preferre her too , since neither piety nor law allowes , Hee can bee husband at one time , to both . Then let discretion guide you first to freedome , I love you not with halfe a heart , but all ; Heaven knowes with all , at every looke you doe Transfixe me , and can onely cure the wound With the same eyes , if they but smile upon it . Ch. I must not heare you plead thus , you appeare Nor friend to him , nor me ; so fare you well . Exit . Thor. I am caught , by this good day I am , and know not How now to helpe my selfe : a hansome thing ! What a blind buzzard is this Iackanapes Cupid ? Pox of his bird-bolt , I le not leave her : Yet I may be too forward ; I am punish'd : Venus , thy pardon , I beseech thee , If thou beest not hard-hearted , as the Poets feine , Speake to thy Boy to fetch his Arrow backe , Or strike her with a sharpe one , make her squeake , And I le allow thee a Goddesse . Ha , 't is he . Enter Gerard . Ger. Before thou speak'st to me , let me peruse Thy face , I le tell my selfe how thou hast sped : Well ? is 't not so ? Yet doe not answer me , That smile does not shew cleere , there is some cloud I th' corner of thy forehead , that would spread , And darken all thy face . Thor. Your Physiognomy is quite discredited . Ger. Hast prevail'd ? With which ? why now thou art to tedious . Thor. With the eldest , Chrysolina . Ger. Ha , what sound was that ? With Chrysolina ? I prethee what of her , I love her deerely ; Thou hast not filcht away her heart , it grew with mine . Thor. How 's this ? Ger. Hast thou not seene the Woodbine , That honey-dropping tree , and the lov'd Bryer , Embrace with their chaste boughs , twisting themselves , And weaving a greene net to catch the birds , Till it doe seeme one body , while the flowers Wantonly runne to meet and kisse each other ? So 't was betwixt us two . Thor. I meane the yongest . Ger. What my Aurelia ? Thou canst not rob me so : the amorous Turtles Have but their imitation from our love ; The Pelican loves not her yong so well , That digs upon her brest an hundred springs , When in her blood she bathes the innocent birds , As I doe my Aurelia . Thor. Godbewi'y' , — I know not how to please you , nor to answer . Ger. I prethee stay . Thor. Engage me in a businesse ? Nay , thrust me o th' lime-twigs , to set you At liberty , when your owne wings were glu'd Toth ' bush , and d' ye reward me at his fashion ? And I had knowne it , you shou'd ha' fluttered . Ger. I forgot my selfe , I prethee pardon me , I will excuse thee when thou art in love . Thor. Then doe so now , and you 'l be temperate and heare me . Ger. Speake , I am recollected . Thor. And I am in love . Ger. Thou didst name both , thou art so unhappy . Thor. Your humors lead me to 't , but I shall tell you ? Ger. Which , which of them did most encourage thee ? Thor. Be not you passionate still , but give me thanks , And call me fortunate , she has halfe consented . Ger. I shall be lost i th' darke : declare which . Thor. Which ? why the eldest ; which ? Chrysolina , Now be you advised , and court the other . Ger. Halfe consenting . Thor. I may say three quarters , and not lye . Ger. T is false ; and such a staine thou throwest upon that Virgin , Thy blood deserves to purge . Thor. You doe not meane to play the foole thus : Pox upon this madnesse : I wo not fight with you , And I will love that Gentlewoman : I thought I had done you a courtesie . Ger. So thou hast , if it be true . Thor. Have you a mind to be the everlasting madcap ? And you can couple with both , I can resigne ; Poore Gentlewoman , shel ha' the worst on 't . Ger. But I prethee tell me , With what Art didst thou so soone win her to thee ? It was some moneths ' ere I prevail'd ; and were I not Confident of thy honesty , I should Suspect some witchcraft . Thor. There is an Art In wooing , not reveal'd to every man , Which he that knowes , shall doe more with a Maid In some minute , than others in a twelve-moneth . Ger. 'T must be a luckie minute . Thor. I , he must take her i th' nicke ; and court her In the precise minute : yet it may be , she In pitty of my sufferings or mistrusting She might not be the first in your election , Inclin'd the sooner : Now would I have you , Without more ceremony , neglect the wench That I have chosed : D' ye marke ? neglect her , And addresse all your courtship to the yongest , Your meaning will be cleerely understood A both sides ; so you shall with ease , enlarge Your owne heart , fixe on one whose armes already Are open to yee , and make my path direct , Without any rub to the other . Is this sense ? Obey it then ; set on afore with your Mistris A hand gallop , if I overtake you not , let me swing I' th bridle , and set a saddle o' my backe , and let all the Fooles in the Towne ride me . Ger. Wee must not bee too rash , le ts walke , and thinke on 't . Exeunt . Sic explicit Actus secundus .
Actus Tertius . Enter Simple and Aurelia . Sim.

TH' art a brave Wench .

Aur.

You are growne bold of late .

Sim.

I thinke so , gramercy Sacke : Come kisse mee , wo't thou be a Lady ?

Aur.

I have no great ambition .

Sim. I le buy thee a Parrat to morrow , and a Monkey : Here , take this Ring . Aur.

Pray keepe it , and let me tell you Sir my mind .

Sim.

And I le tell thee mine , that 's one for another .

Aur.

Briefly then .

Sim.

Be as briefe as you please , I can be as briefe as you , and tedious too : I know thou lovest mee : Sirra , didst thinke I was such a fearefull coxcombe as I made my selfe ? No , I know when to be Lion , and when to be a Hare . But prethee tell me plainely , when shall we matrimony it , ha ? thou dot'st upon my good parts ; come , speake to me , prethee be not bashfull .

Aur.

I feare you wo'not understand me .

Sim.

Speake no language , and I warrant , I know Greeke and Latine , I learn'd my Accidence .

Aur.

Then know , I doe not love you , Sir .

Sim.

You do not love me , Sir : then I have lost my labour , Sir .

Aur. I make no doubt it will appeare so , I could be of the humour of some Mistrisses , By some slight favours to encourage you , Accept your gifts , extoll your wit , invent New wayes to melt your gold , beside the Exchange , And petticoat imbroyderies . Sim.

Thou sha't have smocke imbroyderies ; nay , thy very skinne shall be imbroydered .

Aur. Have every day some progresse for your Coach , And tire you worse than your foure Flanders Mares ; And then laugh at you too : but I am honest , And will deserve your nobler character : I tell you what you must expect , in troth I cannot love you , pray leave off in time , And let this satisfie you . Sim. This satisfie ? why this is even as good nothing . Aur. It is all that I can promise you . Sim. Though you cannot love me , It shall be for your honour to marry me . Aur. By no meanes . Sim. What , not marry me neither ? Then be no Lady , that I first pronounce : Secondly know , I am resolved , your Mother Shall understand it , by these Hilts . Aur. I would advise you rather to be silent , And take your leave like a good Christian Lover : If you betray my honest meaning so , And move her to impatience , I shall wish you I th' West Indiaes . Enter Mistris Golds. Sim. Here shee comes . Mis. Sir I hope , you and my Daughter are agreed , Aur. And the conditions please mee infinitely ; Mother you never plac'd your commendation Vpon a Gentleman so Noble , such Plenty of honour dwels in him , I must Bee happy in his imbraces . Sim. Oh ho ! is 't come about agen ? Mis. Nay nay , I told you , you should find him honourable . Aur. Wee understand each other perfectly , Hee has so sweet a soule , I may have any thing ; Hee has promised me the finest Parrats . Sim. Oh I , and Madgehowlets that can speake all languages . Mis. Nay , and hee 'le performe : Well , for this act of duty , I shall finde Some gold beside thy portion , i' th meane time I le move thy father to conclude the marriage : And here hee is already . Enter Golds. Caperw . and Chrysol . Aur. Looke you Sir , These turnes you put mee too ; doe not beleeve I beare one thought more of good-will for this , If you suspect it otherwise ; because I carry it sweet and pleasing to my mother , Who is so zealous in your cause , I 'le sweare Your worship is the most unwelcomm'st man I' th world to mee . Sim. I 'm glad shee is not gone yet . Au. What need you distrust ? Hee 'l know precisely when we must be married , Is jealous of delayes , wo'not beleeve I love him , Till the Priest hath seald me his i' th Church , hee sayes . Sim. These are tricks , demurres , your daughter is not sober . Au. He meanes serious . Sim. She doth but mocke — Au. Who would thinke you could dissemble . Mis. Sir have patience , I have not beene so hasty , To become tedious at last , referre that to my care ; Since you have made a marriage in your hearts , The Church shall soone confirme it . Au. What doe y' thinke of this ? Faith yet be wise and leave this wooing , I shall maintaine this humour to my mother , And finde a crotchet to come off with honour , you have not Yet my hate , pray let 's bee friends , and never meet agen , Sim. This is very fine yfaith , if I do not study some mischiefe . Au. Conceale for your owne shame . Cap. How doe' y like 'em Lady ? 't pleasd your father To impose somewhat severely on my Muse , But your Divine acceptance shall declare it A Crowned Poem , most illustrious Simple , Sim. Simple mee no more than I simple thee . Enter servant . Ser. Sir , there is a Lady enquires for Master Caperwit . Cap. A Lady out of complement ? t is hee . Ser. Shee seemes of Noble quality , she has Coach and faire Attendants , and cals her selfe the Lady Bird . Cap. Good Cupid is it shee ? Who gave her direction to finde mee here ? An honourable Lady , I confesse , and hath a fortune Noble like her birth , t is the rich Aldermans widdow , The great Bird that dyed at 's Country house , a Kinsman To the Ravens of the City ; by no meanes admit her , Shee 'le betray her foolish Passion . Gol. What is the matter ? Cap. Some few dayes agoe I did by chance , but drop a complement , How much I was her servant , and she tooke it To 'th heart , and ever since hath sought occasion To expresse her love to mee , poore Gentlewoman , Gol. You cannot helpe it . Cap. T is one , but of the myriad of Ladies That have been taken — Chr. With your tropes and figures , Gol. No matter , let her come , it were not civill Sir to deny your selfe . Cap. Shee le tire all patience : But Lady , be assur'd my heart is dedicate To you , and were all women kind in ballance With your divinest person , their light scale Would kicke the Firmament , or comming downe , Bee lost i' th middle Region of the ayre , Or bee converted to a Cloud to weepe Vpon the earth , for being so much exceld . Enter Lady Bird . Bir. Where 's this Footman ? Ser. Trot my Ladies Footman , Bir. Goe pray my Vncle Sir Walter Cormorant To dine with me to morrow — And doe y' heare ? T is in your way to aske if my Cosin Bulfinch , The Steward of my Land , bee come to Towne , Hee lies in Fleetstreet betweene Hawke and Buzzard . I' th afternoone , remember Sirrah , that You goe to Master Kite , that lives i' th Poultry , And say I shall expect the thousand pound , Was lent him upon morgage : Sir , beseech your Noblenesse excuse mee , The affaires so neerely doe concerne mee , with A Gentleman , ( now your guest , ) that I presumed It should not bee offence , if I tooke hold Of this occasion , to speake with him . Gol. Madame , you need plead no excuse for that , Command your freedome here : Daughters , my Lady Would have some private conference , Bir. By no meanes Let me appeare so troublesome , your presence Will be no hurt to my designe , you shall Command a great deale more . Cap. 'T was cunningly prepared , Bi. Sir , after all , let me obtaine your priviledge . Ca. Proceed . — Bi. I shall accuse my selfe of too much boldnesse , If you neglect mee Sir before all these ; I come not to disturbe you , nor to publish What you have taken from mee . Go. I hope shee will lay some felony to his charge . Bi.

But Sir , you might have been so kind , to have seene your friend once in three dayes .

Ca. I must be pardon'd Widow , The glasse that tells the hower , hath not more sands , Than there be Ladies waite to catch me up To spend my time with 'em , they breake my dreames , With importunity , and allow me but One minute in a weeke , to say my prayers . Bi. Among them all , there is not one That more desires your happinesse . Ca. T is more your goodnesse Lady , than desert , Or provocation in me . Bi. Y' are modest , And thus increase your value . Ca. Your favours are acknowledg'd , and take up Much of my studies , how I may be active In service to reward 'em , still preserving My liberty , I must not be confind Or wedg'd in ; all that 's good in nature ought To be communicable , if you have Promis'd your selfe more of me , than as you are Allowd , an excellent part o' th commonwealth , T is justice you correct the imagination , Perhaps you 'l say , you love me . Go. A fine Dialogue : Bi. My blushes speake me guilty , and I feare Betray my frailty to these Gentlewomen : You 'l sinne against your knowledge Sir , to make A question how much I esteeme you , be not A tyrant , if my opinion of your worth Prevaile against my modesty , to say I cannot choose but love you , t is my fate , My breeding never suffred , but in this , That I should lose my selfe to court a man , Ambitious of my favour ; t is in vaine To tell you , with what art , my eyes have beene Courted by great ones for their smile , for you Will turne them all to teares . Chr. Alas poore Lady : I pitty her , what doth she see in him , To draw this passion ? Cap. May be , I am engag'd To another beauty . Bir. That 's my feare indeed ; For who can looke with eyes like mine upon you , And not be tempted to the same desires ? But be not Sir deceived , all forheads are not True glasses of the minde , and beauty alone Deserves not such a blessing ; young men doe Too hastily betray themselves to miserie , That thinke no heaven but in their Mistresse face , Looke on my fortune , which doth spread more riches , Than pleasure can instruct thee wayes to spend , Delights shall streame themselves into thy bosome , Honour and titles of the state shall woe Thy name to put them on and not be thine But thou their ornament . Cap. Affection must Flow uncompeld , you may be pleas'd to take Some other time to finish this discourse . Bir. I may suspect I have offended these ; But pray interpret fairely , noble Sir , to Simple . I doe beseech you pardon The errors that you finde in us fraile women , Yet I beleeve you would not use me so Neglectfully : t is time , I take my leave . Gol. Wee are your humble servants . Sim. Sir , if you will not affect this Ladie , I hope some other may . Ca. And write himselfe the happiest man alive ; She is Widow for a Lord ; but I am fixt , I would you had her Sir , I say no more ; She has an estate of twenty Exchequers , and Is of so gentle soule . Bir. I leave you to repent Your cruelty , my Coach — Sim. Please you Madam , Doe me the grace to let me waite upon you . Cap. Now do I expect shee 'l dote upon me : Ex. Gol. Bird , Simple . Ladies , you see what fortunes I neglect , She is a pretty handsome creature too . Aur. In my opinion Sir , you have not beene So kind as shee deserves , and for my part I have so much compassion of her sufferings , Were all the wit of younger brothers in you , And could you make me joynture of a Province , I would rather marry my fathers serving man And stand at livery my selfe than be Wife to a man so ingratefull . Ex. Au. Cap. How , sweet Lady ? Chr. My sister , Sir , is just , can you expect An entertainement here after your scorne Of one that nobly loves you ? Ex. Chr. Cap. I have usd a pretious policie to supplant my selfe , She has a scruple in her conscience , And will not wrong the Lady Bird , a pox Vpon his Rhetoricke . Enter Goldsworth . Gol. Your Lady Bird is Coach'd , and she hath tooke Sir Gervace with her . Ca. How ? Gol. Their legs doe justic In the same boote . Cap. Ha , ha , ha . Gol. Why doe you laugh ? What humor 's this ? Cap. Sir Gervace : Ha , ha , he thinkes , ha , ha — Gol. You have a merry spleene , I know not what He thinkes , but if he meane to retrive the Lady Bird . Cap Ha , ha . Gol.

Pray let me know , whence springs this suddaine mirth ; I will laugh wi' yee .

Cap. Hold my sides , my buttons ! Gol. T is well your doublet 's slash'd Cap. Ha , ha , next time I come , I le discover — I sha'not Containe my selfe i' th' streete , ha , ha . Gol. The Poet 's mad indeed , farewell Democritus . Ex. Enter Thornay , Yongrave . Yon. By your favour Sir . Tho. Your businesse ? Yon. I understand your name is Thornay . Tho.

It was my fathers , and t is , upon record , that I was christened Thomas , does that concerne you Sir ?

Yon.

I bring commends from a friend of yours .

Tho. I crave you mercy , I am your servant . Reades the letter . Yon. He appeares unmov'd . Tho. Thanke you Sir , Godbe-wi'y' . Yon. Although I am confident You thinke it not my office to convey Letters so much respect I beare the Gentlewoman That sent it , I would thinke it Sir no burden To carry an answer to her . Tho. It requires none . Yon. Shall I returne , you 'l visit her in person ? Tho. I cannot promise . Yon. Why ? Tho. I may forget it . Yon. With your pardon Sir , she did impose on me . To know some resolution . Tho. She did ? Are you acquainted with her ? Yon. I doe beare No great age in her knowledge . Tho. Perhaps she has imparted the contents . Yon. I could conjecture By circumstance shee much desires to see you . Tho. Cannot come ; that 's all — Yon. I must have more . Tho. How Sir ? Yon. T is a neglect becomes you not . Tho. You are not sent a Champion to defie me . Yon. I have no title from her blood , and yet Her vertue is so neere me , I must tell you , She hath deserv'd your best esteeme . Tho. She has told you belike some story . Yon. I pray see her , I le waite upon you . Tho. To what purpose ? Yon. To love and cherish her , that claimes your heart , The office of your soule to honour her , Does not your conscience tremble yet ? what reason Can you alledge you should not love her ? Tho. Reason ? I le shew you a reason , walk a little further . Yon. I shall expect it . Ex. Enter Gerard . Ger. It must be so , and yet me thinkes I move Without a soule , she is the first apostate From loves religion , in that my honour Is safe , and it is justice , my Aurelia , This heart to thee , should now alone be sacred . Enter Chrysolina . Ch. Sir , you are welcome , what not speake to me ? This is a strange neglect ; I have newes for you : Your friend — Ger. T is so , he has prevaild with her , And she will boast her change . Chr. He cannot be So fixt in meditation ; with your favour . Ger. Reserve your newes , I doe not thirst to heare it . Chr. Sure he mistakes me all this while , t is I . Ge. But t is not I , I see you are a woman , I have nothing else to say . Exit . Ch

I have not us'd him so : was there no way to expresse his purpose , without this scorne ? t is not discreetly done , I could be very angry he returnes , Enter Gerard ; Aurelia . With him Aurelia .

Aur. I am ignorant With what words I should meet this noble love . Ger. I was created for this happinesse , To these embraces which doe more than twist Our bodies , every circle of thy armes Enchaines my soule , that doth forget all freedome , And willingly submit to be thy prisoner . Chr. It doe not grieve me that he loves my sister , Ge. I am too little to containe my joy , It flowes above the narrow banks Aurelia : What shall I say let me bath here eternally , And study new Arithmetick , to count Our blessings . Au. Can you Sir be constant ? Chr. I , touch him there Aurelia . Ger. You doe ill To interrupt our joyes upon this lip That deserves all should open to commend it , I seale the contract of my heart for ever , I wil be nothing when I am not thine : Suspect the starres may lose themselves in heaven , But never I this vow , thy sister has No part in my affection ; she usurp'd Some title , but I now have canceld all The thoughts of her , and offer thee my selfe , My selfe thy perfect honourer . Ex. Ger. Aur. Chr. Wherein have I deserv'd to be thus slighted ? Is there no conflict in my blood ? Can love I beare a sister , take away all sense Of this indignity ? Enter Thornay and Yongrave . Tho. Looke you Sir , I promis'd you a reason , why I could Not love Eugenia ; there 's my reason , I Doe love that Gentlewoman . Chr. T is Master Thornay : I am resolv'd , I have no other way To punish his disdaine , than to pretend I love this Gentleman , that he may see I have the freedome of my soule , to mocke His triumph , and with as much facility Meet his neglect . Oh Master Thornay , You are very welcome , I was wishing for you . Thor. Hum ? this entertainment is a little better Than I expected . Chr.

You absent your selfe too much beleeve , your visits shall not be more frequent , than your person gratefull hither .

Thor. doe y' heare , you may returne , and tell this story Vnto the Lady i' th inchanted Castle : You see my fate , I cannot come ; Godbe-wi'y' . Yon. You shall acquit your selfe more Nobly Sir , And better satisfie her in your person . Thor. I wo'not take the paines to see her , and Shee were a dying . Yon. How ? Thor. Not to recover her . Chr. Shall you and I Sir , walke a turne i' th Garden . Thor. Yes Lady , Heaven vouchsafe I grow not mad Wi' my good fortune . Yon. With your pardon Mistresse , I must take priviledge to tell this man Hee is not worthy of your favours . Thor. How Sir ? You doe not know my temper : Yon. Nor regard it . draw . Chr. Hold as you beare respect to mee . Thor. I am charm'd . Yon. I should be guilty of some sinne to you Not to reveale , this Gentleman has made A forfeit of his honor . Thor. Will you heare him ? Pox o' my dulnesse , what meant I to bring Him hither ? doe not credit any thing , Wee are old enemies , and he has studied this Device to poison your opinion of me , A meere trick ; doe not beleeve a word sweet Lady . Ch. I am not easie Sir to entertaine Malicious accusation of your fame , Your vertue in my thoughts , is not so soone Shaken with one report . Thor. That 's comfort yet . Yon. Then you provoke me to be plaine , know Lady , Y' are i' th way to be most miserable , Abus'd by this false man , that will betray Your innocent beauty to so great a shame , Repentance is not able to restore you : He has a wife already . Ch. How a wife ? Yon. A wife , if holy vowes have power to bind you : Tho. Doe you beleeve this ? were you by When I was married . Yon. No , but heaven and Angels Are witnesses you did exchange a faith With one that mournes a Virgin , and a Widdow : Have you no earthquake in you ? does thy soule It selfe not feele an ague , to remember How many kisses seald the amorous contract ? Shee meant it so , and every day her eyes Weepe in the memory of her selfe forsaken : And cause her griefe will not at once destroy her , Despairing of your love , to shew how willing Shee is to dye , doth every houre distill Part of her soule in teares . Chr. This cannot bee . Thor. Be : no , no , 't is impossible : shall we walk sweet Lady ? Yon. Will not this excite your pitty , mercy shines bright in women . Chr. I have heard you Sir , And doubt not , when hee comes to answer These imputations , hee may quit himselfe . Thor. Would wee were both on 's but to skirmish in A saw-pit , I must cut his throat . Chr. Admit he promis'd love , Oblig'd himselfe by oath to her you plead for , This binds him not to undoe himselfe for ever . Yon. Vndoe himselfe . Chr. Yes , marriage is an act , That doth concerne his whole life , and in something May marre , or profit his eternity : Perhaps the Gentlewoman , since hee gave His faith is falne from vertue . Thor. I have heard so . Chr May be turn'd prostitute . Thor. I , who 'l sweare for her ? Yon. I must not heare her nam'd with the suspition Of such a staine . Chr. Wee doe not Sir accuse her . Thor. Not absolutely . Yon. Did you but know the Creature , it would call A blush into your face , for talking thus ; Shee has purity enough for all her sex , And this attended with so many vertues , As but to wish her more , it selfe were sinne . Chr. This Gentleman pleades for her . Thor. Will you please to walke ? Chr. Dismisse him first . Thor. Doe y' heare ; this Lady Is weary of your company ; you have Not us'd me like a Gentleman , indeed Scurvily , t is no time nor place to expostulate , But wee shall meet agen ; in the meane time , Returne , and tell the Virgin you so magnifie , I doe not finde my selfe in any humour To see her agen ; pray her neglect no fortune , For my sake , there be many yonger brothers I' th Towne , will bee content to marry her : You may resolve her what 's become of me , There is no wrastling with our fate . Yon. Thou art not worth my answer . Exit Yon. Chr. I le not question Sir , this Gentlemans relation . Tho. You are wise . Chr. But in my confidence , hee hath spoke all truth : I must desire you visit mee no more . Thor. You doe but jest I hope . Chr. Ingratefull man ! how are poore women coozen'd ? With what impudence couldst thou desire my favour ? Goe and make a satisfaction to the injur'd Maid , Borne the dishonour of a man . Exit . Thor. Am I awake ? Or doe I dreame , I am made a Coxcombe thus ? I am a Raskall , and deserve no mercy , For abusing that poore Gentlewoman , that sent So kindly to me ; wo'd the Messenger were here agen . Enter Gerard and Aurelia . T is Master Gerard , how hath hee sped ? Ger. You are sad Aurelia ; what on the sudden Can beget this change ? Are you in health ? Aur. Yes Sir . Ger. Your blood methinkes Is wandring from your cheeke , your eyes have lost Their lightning too , call backe your smiles , and blesse Him that is now your creature . Aur. Mine ? excuse me if I suspect . Ger. Ha . Aur. I have heard you Sir . And have considered all that you have said To make me thinke you are now wholly mine : I must confesse you have exprest a Lover , Wanted no Art to flourish your warme passion : But language is no clew to guide us to The knowledge of your heart . Ge. Nor is suspition a cause enough in justice to condemn . Aur. It is not ; but where circumstances meet , They may be thought on . Ger. By your beauty , By those faire eyes , that never kil'd till now , Make me so happy , but to know what cause Inclines you to suspect , and I will take it The greatest argument of love , that ever A Virgin shew'd to man ; then I le be bold , And with the whitenesse of my soule make such Assurance of you , that not malice , aided With all the devils cunning , shall be able To interpose one scruple more against me . Aur. You lov'd my Sister . Ger. I did once , my Aurelia . Aur. And you declare you can neglect her now , Looke on her like a stranger . Ger. 'T is most true . Aur. She lov'd you well , most nobly , with as much Fervour as ever I did or can love ; Should I thinke to be more secure than she ? Promise that firme to me , which in so fresh A sight and memory you have violated To her , that plac'd you in as deare a bosome ? Discretion bids me pause , I may be rash , Either you lov'd her not at all , and so You may play false with both , or loving her With as much levity , I suppose you may Forsake me too . Therfore I bid you first farewell . Exit . Ge. I am blasted . Thor. We are both undone , I dare not see him . Exit . Ger. Was ever man so miserably lost ? Is there a balme can cure me ? Oh , I bleed : The sword wounds gently but love kils indeed . Exit . Sic explicit Actus Tertius .
Actus Quartus . Enter Eugenia and her Maid . Eug. Has truth forsooke mankind ? or is it my Fate onely to converse with those that are So cruell and neglectfull of our sexe ? Vnhappy Maid is he not yet return'd ? Maid . None yet appeares . Eug. Then I despaire to see him : And when I thinke indeed of the imployment , That 't is against himselfe , I may with justice Accuse my want of judgement , to expect He should performe so hard an imposition : I would I could not thinke of any man , They rob me of my peace : I prethee try Thy voyce , to put my heart in better tune ; There is a power in harmony , some say , To charme the unruly motions of the braine : Love is itselfe a melancholy madnesse : Why should not Musicke cure the wound of love ? Melancholy hence , goe get Some piece of earth to be thy seat , Here the ayre and nimble fire , Would shoot up to meet desire : Sullen humour , leave her blood , Mix not with the purer floud , But let pleasures swelling there , Make a Spring-tide all the yeere . Enter Chrysolina . Chry. How does my deare Eugenia ? Eug. As well As this restraint will give me leave , and yet It does appeare a part of my enlargement To have your company : I hope your sister Enjoyes her health . Chry. And more felicity Than I can boast mine owne , shee 's halfe a Bride . Happy i th' embraces of her wished servant ; You know our story ; he ha's chosen her , And most uncivilly neglecteth me . Thus laden with his scorne , I come to practise A scene of sorrow w' ye ; sure thy fate Hath spun a thread for me , we are so like In our misfortunes : Have you heard no newe Of your ingratefull servant , for I know No other name , and he indeed deserves To have no other memory , that takes A pride in his disdaine . Eug. Nothing as yet . But I have met occasion to convey A Letter to him , yet I cannot promise : Enter Yongrave . But here 's the messenger . Chr. That Gentleman ? I know the man you love then , is 't not Thornay ? Eug. The same , I did conceale him for his shame . Chr. Why hee 's a zealous suiter for my love . Yon. It makes for me that he continues cruell ; I was not able to command his passion . But will she not mistrust I have not beene So carefull in advancing her desires , But satisfied my selfe with any answer , As knowing what must bring comfort to her , Must needs be killing to my hopes ? In what A narrow path I tread ; her spring must be My frost , and when her tree carries the pride And bloome of summer , I retaine no sap , But wither and creepe backward into earth , Like a forsaken plant . Chr. Here I le obscure . Chrysolina withdrawes . Eug. You are welcome , Sir . Yon. I would I were . Eug. Shall I beleeve you have beene faithful to My griefes request ? Yon. Yes , and bring comfort backe . Chrys. How 's that ? Eug. Pronounce those words agen . Yon. I bring you comfort . Eug. He did say so : What meant she To mocke me with another sad relation ? Was 't a device in her to increase my joy At meeting , he did talke of comfort ; is it A thing restor'd in nature ? Oh , before You blesse my eare agen with that wished sound , Excuse my modesty , if my heart present A kisse to thanke you . Yon. I drinke in my poyson . Eug. Now let your comforts flow . Yon. I have returned you As true a lover as yet ever Mistris Could boast possession of , one so resolved To honour you . Eug. Can this be possible ? Yon. I have examined every secret thought Within his foule , concerning you , and dare Thus boldly justifie , he is your owne . Eug. Let me but live to see him , and I write My ambition satisfied Yon. He 's here . Eug. Where ? Yo. Here , In me your truest servant is return'd . Chr. Does he affect her ? Yon. I call all that s good To witnesse with me , I discharg'd with zeale The unkind office to my selfe , but could not Incline him to returne to any softnesse : In briefe , he has unworthily engag'd That heart belonging to you , and would not be Provoked to see you agen . Chr. Eugenia . Chr. leads in Eug. Yon. Is all this waking ? Have I seene her faint ? And did not she that cherishes her enemy , Haste to her reliefe , and seeme to suffer with her ? While I , as one had growne here , did not move ? I did not well , to exalt her with a hope : To meet a blessing , and then ruine her . If death hath whisper'd her aside , I shall Be accused , and I will take my preferment To be sent after her to tell her ghost I lov'd her best ; when wee are both immortall She 'l understand me better . Enter Chrysolina . Is Eugenia alive agen ? Chr , There is no danger to be fear'd ; a qualme . Pray let me aske you Sir one question , Doe you affect this Virgin really ? I move it not for any harme . Yon. Would she had sent hither , But with desire to be resolv'd . Chr. May be she has . Yon. Then tell her I doe love her better Than I can expresse , but when she has Numbred all things are excellent on earth She is to me above 'em infinitely . Chr. This carries no probability . Yon. Would thou wert a man Then I durst tell thee , I doe love her so I durst be wicked for her , and kill thee . Chr. With all this , it does not appeare you love her so And be an instrument , nay plead to put another in possession Of your lov'd treasure ; for if I mistake not You late did urge a man , whom shee esteemed Better , to returne and marry her : Can any man that loves a woman truly , Strive to supplant himselfe and give away His comfort ? Yon. There 's the honour of my service , When I am dead , the story shall remember I lov'd a maid so well that I prefer'd Whatever she desired above my selfe , And cause she lou'd one better , was content , To serve her wishes with my banishment : He does not love a Virgin nobly , whose Affection walkes not just to her desires , To like e'm 'bove his owne . Chr. If this can be , Thou art the noblest lover in the world , With what affection shall shee be blest That loves him , when the mistresse that esteemes Him not , is thus rewarded ? Enter Eugenia . Eug. Indeed I love him still and shall doe ever , Nor had I now returnd to life , but that I had not tooke my leave of him Yon. More corrosive . Eug. If you 'l oblige a Virgin , For ever to you once more visit him , Tell him I lye like one that s desperate sicke , Opprest with griefe of body , and of mind , But cannot be so fortunate to quit The world till he vouchsafe to visit me . Bid him not feare I will detaine him long With idle talke , sixe words and I am dead . Although he love me not , he may doe this : If you will adde this to your other worke , I will impose no more , indeed I will not : So farewell noble Sir . Exit . Chr. If you will please to joyne with me , I doubt not To effect her wishes . Yon. No . Chr. You doe not know what power I have with him . Yon. You have too much Chr. I le undertake — Yon. You sha'not rob me of the reward . Chr. What reward ? Yon. Perhaps another kisse ; pray tell her , I Went cheerefully to finish her command . Exit . Chr. I doe admire and love this noble temper , What flames are these ? Suppresse 'em , they grow high , If he affect her so , what hope have I ? Ex. Enter Gerard and Thornay . Tho. Mad ? why you still enjoy discourse . Ger. What then ? may not a man be mad , and yet talke wisely ? Tho. But few in my experience . Ger. Doe not abuse thy knowledge , at the worst Thou canst but say , our senses are deprav'd , Throwne off o' th' hinge ; the tongue is none I hope , Though some would have the titillation Ioynd to make up a sixth in the grave Synode : Beleeve then I am mad ; I le prov 't by reason . Thor. By reason ? that 's a new way to prove it ; But I le heare no reason . Ger. Then thou art mad thy selfe . Thor. Nay , I thinke I am madder o' th two , And have as much reason , if there bee reason Able to make one mad ; but let 's be wise : Or if it must be that y 'ave lost your wits , Let 's see and wee can recover e'm by drinking ; For hee that is not sober after drunkennesse , Is no man of this world . Ger. Now thou talkest wildly . Thor.

I talke wildly , that would justifie my selfe to bee in my wits , and you that talk reason and sense wo'not beleeve y 'ave any .

Ger. If it bee so , that may conclude I ha' lost 'em , And doe not understand my selfe . Thor. So , so , I should beleeve another in that argument , But not you , for in knowing that , you prove You are no mad-man . Ger. Prethee tell mee , thou art a peece of a Philosopher , And knowest the naturall causes . Thor. Hold in that ; I must confesse , you are little Beside your selfe : I a Philosopher ? I studied Titelman sometimes i' th College , As others did , and wanting Epictetus Lanthorne , slept alwaies with a watching Candle In my study window , and might very well Dreame over learning o' my Deske , or so ; What Aristotle might infuse into My sleepes I know not , but waking I nere troubled My selfe to understand him ; true I lov'd His Booke De Coelo , for the heavenly Title , And made my Father buy it , for my study Of Divinity , told him I would be a Bishop ; That brought me threescore pound a yeere for sacke : I prethee doe not talke of learning . Ger. Why then acknowledge , I am mad , and I have done . Thor. Well for this once I will allow it , th' art mad . Ger. But wherefore doe y' allow it , what 's the cause ? Thor. Nay , nay , I know not that . Ger. I le tell thee then . Thor. T is come about agen . Ger. And let thy judgement censure mee If I produce not able reasons — Thor. To prove madnesse , he makes me mad to heare him ; Now I consider better on 't , I confesse You have some cause to be a little mad , The losse of such a Mistresse . Ger. But of one ? Did they not both affect mee , and I them With such equality of honour . Thor. Grant it . Ger. And I to lose 'em both ? faith speake but honestly ; Is 't not a wonder that I doe not rave And kill my selfe ? how many have runne mad For one that never lov'd 'em ? and shall I Bee so unmannerly not to lose my wits For two and two such creatures ? t were a Solecisme In love : I prethee doe not flatter mee With an opinion that I have my reason ; It cannot bee , it is against all sense , I should haue any ; such an expectation Lost , is enough to make the genius Of all the world runne mad , and I will straight . Thor. Whither ? Ger. To Bedlem , whether should I goe ? I must not live in this community of fooles and wisemen . Thor. There be Knaves among us . Ger. Here all are happy , there I sha'not meet With lovers that are fortunate , but with men Of my complexion , that looke twenty wayes At once , that sigh and curse , and sing mad Carols : If I can get to bee their Prince , I le make A law it shall bee death to smile or kisse A woman . Thor. Now I feare him . Ger. Nay , wee 'le have An excellent well governd Common wealth , A delicate Eutopia , there shall be Lectures and publike readings shall put downe Gressams foundation for the liberall Arts , And make the Citizens bring their Shop-bookes hither To take fine notes , how to bee paid their debts , And yet trust none but younger brothers : then Wee will have penall Statutes against eating , Live all by the ayre of commendations . No idle man shall live within our State : Doe y' marke ? they are the mouthes of the Republike : And therefore hee that has no other worke To prevent slothfulnesse , may imploy his time In picking strawes , there will be a great plenty . Here will wee live together , and bee mad Perpetually , wee wo'not bee recovered ; For if at any time wee incline to bee Sober , and comming to our wits againe , The lash will whip us into new distempers And mad fugaries . Thor. Doe y' know all this while What you have said , you correct me for speaking Extravagantly , and yet talke wilde your selfe . Ger. I prethee pardon and instruct me better ; I am not well . Thor. Will you walke to your Chamber , I le beare you company . Ger. No , I am well againe . Vpon condition you will tell Aurelia Shee did not use me kindly . Thor. I will . Ger. She did not use me kindly , nothing else , Farewell . Exit . Thor. I know not what to thinke on him , The unhappinesse was so sudden , and unlook'd for , It might disturbe his fancy , but I hope The worst is past , a little rest will settle him . But which way shall I recompence the injury : I ha' done him ? and I had not been ungratefull To Eugenia , wee might have both beene happy . Enter Yongrave . Ha ? 't is hee : Save you most Noble Sir ; I ft please you now , I le goe along with you Toth ' Gentlewoman . Yon. What Gentlewoman ? Thor. Eugenia , that wrote the Letter to me , I meane her . Yon. For what ? Tho. I ha' considered better , & doe meane To make her satisfaction . Yon. 'T is too late : You might have done this earlier , your love Will appeare now unseasonable , I assure you . Thor. Pray give me a reason . Yon. D' ye not blush to aske it ? I told her what you said , and now we are Resolv'd ; you cannot blame her , she was covetous To embrace you ; but your answer being return'd So peremptorily in her neglect , we both agreed . Thor. You both ? Why what was that to you ? Yon. That doubt will cleere it selfe when we are married . Tho. Why , did you love her ? Yon. And deserve her best Of all the world : and yet shee 'd give me no Assurance till she knew your resolution , Which I was able to informe her , and 'T is now a bargaine ; upon munday next . — Thor. Your wedding day . Yon. Right . Thor. In very good time . You weare a sword . Yon. What then ? Thor. I le only try how you can fence , I must not lose her so . Yon. You lose her ? you despis'd her , wo'd not see her , Not to recover her from death . D' yee not Remember such a saying , In the Towne Were many yonger brothers , that might be Content to marry her ; let her use her fortune , For your owne part , you were engag'd , there was No wrestling with your fate : Was it not so ? Thor. 'T is all one for that , my mind is altred , I 'm of another humour now , and will Maintaine , I love her better than you dare . Yo. Then I must tell you . Tho. Tell me no tellings : Either resigne her to me againe , or — Yon. Resolve me , pray , can you affect her heartily ? Thor. Else let me perish on your sword . Yon. I heard You court another Mistris , that did answer it with entertainment . Thor. She was a very Gipsie . You were no sooner parted , but she us'd me Basely ; 't is true , I did sufficiently Deserve it , for my breach of vow to her I now alone doe honour , and for whom , ( Chang'd into honesty ) I will rather dye Than live without her . Yo. Heaven do's heare all this . Thor. I make no doubt , and while my heart to her Is reconcil'd , cannot despaire of mercie . Yon. You shall have her . Thor. Shall I ? then I le love thee too . Yon. And know , she ha's no thought but to be yours , There ha's no obligation past betwixt us two : I came for this : yet I must tell you , Sir , I love her too , and shall doe ever . Thor. How ? not when She is my wife , I hope . Yon. Yes then . Thor. If you have cut her up , and left her cold meat , I shall lose my stomacke . Yon. With a holy flame , Her vertue keeps a Vestall fire within me , But she affects not me , yet I might challenge her : Nor can you ever , but in right of me , Glory your selfe possest ; I have bought her . Thor. I hope she ha's not sold her maidenhead . Yo. Her vncle ( Whose aime is onely profit ) hath concluded With me a price for her , and therefore gives Accesse to none , till I ha' prov'd my fortune ; But I finde her devoted to you onely , And have conform'd my wishes unto hers ; She loves you best , and I preferre you too , Returne , and be her husband , I le direct you . Enter Caperwit and Dancer . Cap. You understand my purpose , you shall make The Dance , let me alone to write the songs . Dan. A Maske will be delightfull to the Ladies . Cap. Oh Sir , what Playes are taking without these Pretty devices ? Many Gentlemen Are not , as in the dayes of understanding . Now satisfied without a Iigge , which since They cannot , with their honour , call for , after The play , they looke to be serv'd up i th' middle : Your dance is the best language of some Comedies , And footing runnes away with all ; a Scene Exprest with life of Art , and squar'd to nature , Is dull and flegmatick Poetry . Tho. Enough ; I am bound to honour thee , command my life , Thou excellent young man . Yon. I wish you happinesse and never after her will love a woman . Cap. You know my lodging . Dan. I le attend you Sir . Exit . Cap. I wonder what 's become of my hermophrodyte ? Yongrave , how is 't man ? what art melancholy ? What hath hung plummets on thy nimble soule , What sleepie rod hath charmd thy mounting spirit ? Yon. Prethee enjoy thy selfe . Cap. By Parnassus You must not be so head hung , why dost peep — Vnder thy cloake as thou didst feare a Serjeant ? Enter Simple and Lady Bird . Who are these ? my wish ! fortune hath sent thee a cure , The rarest mirth ! you sha'not lose it , ha , ha . Bir. You have strangely wonne me to obey you Sir , I refuse nothing you command . Sim. Shalt go , And heare how I will talke , and baffle 'em : But what if wee meet Caperwit ? Bir. No matter . Sim.

No : w'y then let him goe hang himselfe in his owne verses , if the lines be strong enough , come my Nightingale , my Bird of Paradise . Exit .

Cap. If ever thou didst love me , le ts follow 'em ; Feede not this sullen humour , I le promise excellent sport . Yon. You shall prevaile . Ex. Enter Chrysolina , Aurelia . Chr. It was not kindly done , beleeve me sister , He did performe but our request . Aur. T is granted ; But his neglect of you afflicted me . Chr. He could not make you happy , and remaine Servant to me . Aur. Nor make me blest , while you Seem'd discontented . Chr. Doe not thinke I was , I did but carry trouble in my face , When he declared himselfe withdrew my smiles , For your sake , to make you appeare most lovely , And worthy of his choice ; and could you be So cruell to reject him , when he came To be confirm'd your owne without a rivall ? It seemes he did not know who lov'd him best . Aur. Best ? Chr. Yes , and I in this , will mak 't appeare , That now you have exild him from your love , I le sue for his affection . Aur. He is mine . Chr. But you Aurelia are not his ; I will Appeale to his modest reason , that shall guide His eye to looke on both agen , I doe not See what in me should not invite him hither , With as much ardor , rather more , since he Hath prov'd already your too much unkindnesse ; What if this noble Gentleman should lose His wits upon 't , will all your beautie call His straggling senses to their seate agen ? I le seeke him out betimes and comfort him . Aur. T is more than will become you sister . Chr. How ? Aur. And it must bring your modesty in question , To follow one that cares not for you Chr. Thus I may awake his noble flame , nor is it Any dishonor when the world shall know How you have us'd him , if I make returne , To what I lov'd so deerely . Aur. Not while I may challeng interest ; here are company Enter Simple , Bird , Yongrave , Caperwit aloofe . Let us withdraw , I have something more to tell you . Chr. Deferre it rather now ; here comes my hope . Aur. How 's this ? nay then I le stay a little longer . Sim. By your leave Gentlewomen , I should mock you To call you Ladies ; perhaps you may wonder at me . Chr. I see no cause . Sim. Have you no eyes ? Aur. Such as you see ? Sim. Oh eyes no eies but Mountaines fraught with teares ! Chr. Hee 's turnd Ieronymo . Sim Goe by , Ieronymo , goe by , goe by . He passeth by them with disdaine . Chr. Doe y' know where you are ? Sim. Yes , and to whom I speake I hope . Aur. Noble Sir , I hope you doe not scorne us . Sim.

Scorne you , no ; but I doe not care a rush for you , you might have had me when I was offered , t is none of my fault , and you doe fall to eating of chalke , and dye o th' black jaundise , I cannot helpe it now for I proclaime , here is the what doe y' call it , of my heart .

Aur. Has he wonne this Lady ? I suspect her : I hope you have not quite forsaken me ; Virgins for custome sake , sometimes deny , Beleeve me Sir , when you did plead for love My heart did not so much as think on 't . Sim. Nay t is no matter , I ha' tooke my course , yet I Have a sute to you that you would not breake your heart , Nor you , to see us kisse . Nectar ! immortall nectar ! He kisses Bird . Oh let this Diamond purchase such another , T is pitty that my lips should ever open , To let the breath she gave me , out agen . Chr. Doe y' pay so much for every kisse ? a Diamond ? Sim.

I never offer lesse to touch her lip ; marry her hand , or her a — or foote or so , I may salute for a ruby , or an emrode or a satire ; or so , but I have stones — now doe thou speake a little for their further mortification .

Bir. I did not thinke to have returnd so soone A trouble to you but the importunity Of this most worthy Gentleman prevail'd , I thinke there was some Magick in his tongue . Sim.

Nay you may sweare that , the wisest in the country , thought my mother a Witch .

Bir. He did no sooner open his desires , But he did wound my heart , you see his bounty , What jewels hee has given mee . Sim. All thine owne ; somebody else might ha' been wise and had 'em . Cap. Somebody else might have been wise , and kept 'em . Bir. I must confesse , I lov'd another lately , but his affection 's frozen up — Cap. Blesse you bevy of Ladies . Bir. Sir , you are come most seasonably , before These Gentlewomen , I release your promise , My thoughts are fixt upon this Noble Knight , Affect now where you please ; here is my husband . Cap. You are not married ? Sim. No , but I came to bid you all to my wedding , I have Bespoke Gloves , and Points , and knacks , and knaveries . Cap. I will dye Hymens Saffron robe in blood , Put out the Torches with the teares of Virgins , And make the Temple quake . Sim. Will you so Sir ? Cap. Excellent Rascall ! Bir. There is no way but to acknowledge it , It is no shame in love , there 's no disgrace , For else by Law he may recover mee . Sim.

Doe y' heare Sir , you may take her if you please , but if she be troubled with a timpany , there is a man within a mile of an Oke , I name no-body , that has had , — some earnest of her body .

Cap. I hope you doe but jest . Sim. I le make all sure ; what a loving Lady is this ? Cap. Then I require you give me back this Diamond , The token once I gave of my devotion . Sim. Why that 's mine , I gave it her but now before all this company . Bir.

Be wise and let him have it , 't is like his within my Cabinet , let 's be quit on him , this will secure our marriage .

Sim.

Let him have it there bee more in Cheapeside , but let 's not tarry any longer Bird , hee 'le challenge all the rest of thy fethers .

Bir.

I will obey you Sir .

Sim.

Farewell beauties and kind Gentleman , if you come to my wedding , I name no time , nor place , wee 'l be very merry , excellent cheere I le promise you , your belly full of Fidlers .

Cap.

Ha , Ha . Exit Sim. and Bir.

Aur.

What did you meane ? that Ring was his .

Cap.

The Boy shall ha 't agen : ha , ha , you do not know the mysterie , this Lady is a boy , a very crackrope boy .

Au.

Is 't possible ?

Cap.

I made him first disguise himselfe .

Aur.

Indeed ?

Cap.

Yes faith , to come to you .

Aur.

Then I must tell you Sir , you have not us'd us civilly , to make our conversation ridiculous , To talke and complement with a Boy .

Cap.

Sweet Lady , by Hyppocrene —

Aur.

Doe y' not thinke your wit found out a precious device to make me love you by a president ; is this your great Lady ?

Cap.

Doe but heare mee speake .

Aur. Not now , I know you have art enough to excuse it , Yet I am not mercilesse , let mee entreate Your absence , without ceremony , when You come agen , your talke will bee more musicall . Cap. Doe's shee not prophesie the conceit , I goe The Maske will doo 't , more musicall ? t is so . Exit . Chr. Then hee 's gone to her Yon. Hee did promise mee . Chr. Let other Virgins when they heare this story Wonder , but give mee leave to love you for it , Indeed I doe ; looke not so strange , your vertue Compels mee to reaveale it , t is no shame To owne a passion , kindled by such goodnesse . Yon. If I doe understand you , give mee pardon , To thinke you are not perfectly advis'd ; I am a prisoner still to my Eugenia . Chr. Shee is satisfied , and you are disingaged . Yon. But shee has not yet resignd the heart I gave , Nor can I thinke of any other Mistresse ; Choose in a plenty of more happy men , I gave too much away to love agen . Exit . Chr. I will retire to blush and weepe . Aur. Not so . Alas poore sister , now I feare you not , I see your purpose was to make mee kinde : I wo'd hee were my brother , but let 's in And joyne our heads , some counsell would doe well , T is pitty wee two should leade Apes in hell . Exit . Sic explicit Actus Quartus .
Actus Quintus . Enter Eugenia and Thornay . Eug. MAy I beleeve my selfe so fortunate ? Art thou return'd , or doe I dreame thus happily ? Are these my Thornays armes ? are those his lips ? Can hee repent his cruelty and love ? How soone are all my teares dryed up ? I doe Forgive my griefes , and thinke they have been modest , And gentle sufferings , who can merit such A joy , that has not felt a world of sorrow ? Let us imbrace agen , and if thou canst Confirme mee yet more , that I am awake , And taste my true delight . Thor. By this , and this : Kisses . Through which , if it were possible , I durst Convey my soule , I am for ever thine , Created new to bee made worthy of thee , I have beene dead too long to thee , and vertue , Committed sinne enough , in my neglect Of thee , to plant a fierce , and deepe antipathy In every womans heart against mankind ; But you are mercifull , and imitate The eternall nature . Enter Woodhamore . Woo. Ha ? how is this ? a kissing ? Eug. We are betraid . Tho. So now t is done ; I would not Be engag'd to kisse you againe , for all the estate . Your father left you . Eug. I hope my breath has not offended you . Tho.

I cannot tell , I ha' not kist a woman this twelve-moneth , and had not done this , but that he had my oath to performe it ; well you have the lip labour he sent you , Master Yongrave is well , will see you agen shortly — Godbe-wi'y' .

Eug.

Pray stay a little .

Tho.

You 'l send him such another token ; imploy your waiting woman , I am no common kisse-carrier .

Woo.

Oh ho , is 't not otherwise , hee is a messenger from Master Yongrave , y' are welcome Sir .

Tho.

And I be not , I am going Sir , to the place from whence I came Sir ?

Woo.

How does Master Yongrave ?

Tho.

As foolish as ever , he is still in love —

Woo.

I pray commend me to him .

Enter Yongrave . Tho. You may now commend your selfe , he is here . Eug. Oh let me flie into his armes and boast Never had woman such a noble servant , Blest was that minute Vncle , in which you First knew this Gentleman ; more blessed I , That doe enjoy by him , that which my heart Next heaven affecteth most ; 't will be an age Till holy Church confirmes our vowes , I cannot Mannage the comforts you have given mee , I did not thinke I should so soone have met A husband , Vncle . Woo. I am glad to heare it . Tho. Command thy truest servant , nothing wants But how to get her forth , 't were soone dispatch'd . Yon. Sir , we resolve not to lose any time , We 'l marry instantly . Woo. With all my heart . Yon. The licence will be at Church , as soone as we , Then I shall quickly make you perfect owner , Of all those lands , that lye so neere your Lordship ; You have security , I shall performe When we are man and wise . Woo. Right , Master Yongrave ? You are an honest Gentleman , my Neece May glorie in such a choice , I have some businesse , Excuse three minutes , I le dispatch , and goe Along with you my selfe . Exit . Tho. How 's that ? he go ? we must prevent that mischiefe . Eug. Noble Sir , what service can reward this goodnesse in you ? Yon. If you acknowledge any benefit From me , in that I am enough rewarded , I wish you , what I cannot hope for , joy , But yet we have not finish'd . Tho. What doe y' thinke ? if — T is gone againe , wee must have some tricke , To get off without him . Enter Servant with a letter to Eugenia . Eug. From Mistresse Chrysolina ? Tho. What and we should set some on 's house a-fire , Doe y' thinke he would stay to quench it ? how has he Liv'd all this while , and has no more diseases ? No honest Gout to keepe him warme at home , In furres , no charitable Ague , fall Into his legges to stay him , no Sciatica ? He is no Gentleman he scapes so well . Eugenia reades .

I love him above my life , but you have only his heart , he sayes ; for which I languish , if you have power to dispose it , I will cherish some hope , he will love me , at least for your sake .

Tho. If he should with us , is 't not possible

He may have a fall , and breake a leg , and t' were but his neck , why may not some prentice throw a stone , and put an eye out , that he may goe to th' Surgeons , or some horse , or cart-wheele squeeze his toe , and stay his journey ?

Eugenia reades .

His noble carriage to you , made me first affect him , then since you are happy in another , let me owe to your vertue for his affection , without whom I am the most miserable — Chrysolina .

Eug. Let me entreate you Sir , peruse that paper . Sir you know Chrysolina ? Tho. I doe know her . Eug. Poore Gentlewoman is in love with Yongrave : Wee have arriv'd at our desires already , And want but the Church sealing , she is lost , Vnlesse he meet her wishes , 't will become Our piety to advance , in what wee may The common cause of love , then briefely thus — Yon. Can any Virgin affect me so much ? She did prepare this argument before . Eug. As you are charitable , goe presently . Tho. And leave you thus ? Eug. We 'l get off , well enough : Eug. and Thor. whisper . Pray her to meete us . Yon. I doe pitty her , And I have learn'd it from my sufferings ; But I must keepe my word , Eugenia Hath still my heart , and onely can dispose it . Eug. Then I resigne to her , in this alone , I will deserve these noble offices . You know the place . Tho. I 'm perfect . Eug. Love her , and let us all be happy . Enter Woodhamore . Wood. Sir , I must desire You would excuse me , I would goe with you , But that I have considered , 't will be better That I should not appeare , since you intend To have it private , there will be lesse notice If I be absent , and it may be thought You by some tricke stole her away : D' yee marke ? Yon. Well thought on . Wood. Then , sir , that opinion Will save our credit , and excuse the want Of ceremony , and the fruitlesse charge , Which is expected at her marriage : Is it not best ? Yon. You shew your providence . Eug. Though I could wish your presence . Wood. Y' are not wise , Eugenia , goe to the Church , and let me Salute you quickly happy bride and bridegroome : Away , I say . Eug. He ha's prevented us . Exeunt . Wood. The Land 's my own , you wrong your joyes to tarry , I would I had more Neeces thus to marry . Exit . Enter Thornay and Chrysolina . Thor. Nay , never blush , but haste and meet the Gentleman . You have no reason to distrust me , Lady , After this circumstance . Chr. Can I be so happy ? Thor. Have a strong faith , and finde it so , Though once I was guilty of some wrong to thee . Chry. Never to me : or if you had this newes Is recompence enough . Thor. I le tell thee now : I was the cause that Gerard did neglect thee , In hope to gaine thee for my selfe ; I told him Thou had'st halfe consented to be mine . Chr. This truth ? Thor. Bade him direct his Courtship to Aurelia , And so be sure of one : poore Gentleman Beleev'd , and after lost thy sister too : But if no cure be seasonably apply'd , Gerard , I feare , will sinke beneath his losse . Chr. Was this the cause ? Thor. I must accuse my selfe . Chr. I le tell Aurelia this . Tho. Doe so . Chr. She meant to visit him , but this wil give her wings . Thor. I will intreat her pardon , but make haste , I wo'd not willingly be seene . Chr. I feele Another soule , what raptures are distill'd Vpon my heart ? Enter Caperwit . Cap. She cannot choose but take it . Thor. You know how to direct her , but be swift In your returne . — Mr. Caperwit ? Cap. Your servant . Sir , if my sight be not unfaithfull , I have seene you . Thor. I owe much to your eyes , It was my happinesse to see you here . Cap. I doe remember . Thor. I observ'd your courtship To faire Aurelia . Cap. Pray sir , can you dance ? Tho. Dance ? Cap. I presume you are a friend to her , Whose name made sweet your breath so late . Thor. It did not stinke before . Ca. Excuse my Poetry . Thor. Cry you mercy . Cap. I know y 'ave heard wherein consists my excellence . Th. You are a Prince in Poetry , & please your Excellence . Cap. The phrase in Latine's modest , use no reverence , To tell you true , you are a friend , I am upon a Maske — Tho. That made you aske if I could dance . Cap. 'T is right , and you should doe me honour To lend your person to it , but I wo'd Have it this night , before my Mistris , whose Mention perfum'd your lips so late . Thor. Sweet language ! Wy' your favour , Mr. Caperwit , who are the Principall Maskers ? Cap. Faith I have none yet , Beside my selfe , but a foolish Knight , one Sir Gervace , And 's Lady , I want persons . Thor. Let me furnish you . Cap. And tye my everlasting friendship to you . Th. They shall be of quality , most of your acquaintance : What if Aurelia be one ? she loves you , I ha' discovered that ; I know shee 'l do 't , Her Sister for another , and my selfe , Frank Gerard and Iack Yongrave , with his Mistris . Cap. The number I desire . Thor. I know your lodging , say no more , I le bring 'em , This afternoone to practise , we may soone Perfect a dance . Cap. Shall I trust to you ? Thor. Here 's my hand . Cap. I kisse it . Thor. I may give you a hint perhaps for the device too . Cap. I have no other gratitude but this , Live but a weeke , I le send you an Ode ; or dye , I le write your Epitaph . Exit . Thor. I have no purpose to put your Muse To such expence . Farewell Phantasma . Enter Chrysolina . Chr. Have I not beene tedious ? I told my sister all , and she is gone To Mr. Gerard , if their meeting prosper , I have directed where to find us . Thor. Excellent , come , let 's away , A thousand joyes expect us . Exeunt . Enter Gerard in his gowne and cap . Ger. I once beleev'd women were full of pitty , Of soft and gentle constitutions : But I have found 'em cruell : for Aurelia , One of the best of all her sex , doth owne A hard and tyrannous nature . Enter servant . Ser. Sir , t is done . Ger. I prethee let it be vndone , as I am . Ser. The Song , Ger. I gave to be taught Musicke ? I le hear 't anon : I prethee goe — Ser. Whither ? Ger. To Prison . Ser. How Sir ? Ger. Yes , and aske when are the Sessions . Ser. They are every moneth . Ger. I would 't were execution day to morrow . Ser. Why , with your pardon , doe you wish it , Sir ? Ger. I would intreat the Surgeons to beg Some Woman for Anatomy , nothing else : I have heard their Lectures very much commended , And I 'd be present when they read upon Her heart : for sure there is much difference Betweene a Woman and a Man , in that Same thing we call a heart , they doe not love As we doe ; we are fooles , indeed we are , To dote so much upon 'em , and betray The glory of our creation , to serve A female pride ; we were borne free , and had From the great Maker Royall priviledge , Most brave immunities : but since have made Tame forfeit of our Charter . Let me see 't , It is the same , first read it , reach the chaire : T is yet no Song , infuse a soule into it .
Song . If Love his Arrowes shoot so fast , Soone his feathered stocke will waste : But I mistake in thinking so , Love's Arrowes in his Quiver grow : How can he want Artillery ? That appeares too true in mee : Two shafts feed upon my brest , Oh , make it Quiver for the rest , Kill me with love , thou angry sonne Of Cytherea , or let one , One sharpe golden Arrow flye , To wound her heart for whom I dye . Cupid , if thou bee'st a Childe , Be no god , or be more milde .
Enter Aurelia and Servant . Ser. I have not , since I serv'd him , knowne him so Opprest with melancholy ; hee 's asleepe , I dare not wake him . Aur. I le expect a while . Ser. This quiet will much benefit him , hee Began to talke idly . Aur. Heaven preserve the temper of his braine . Ser. He wakes . Ger. Ha , t is not shee , doe I dreame still ; Come hither , dost thou see nothing ? Ser. Yes , a Gentlewoman that came to visit you . Ger. Doe not abuse thy master , 't is not possible Aurelia Will doe me so much honour ; in my sleepe Me thought I parled with her , and my fancy Hath not yet lost her shape ; Oh my Aurelia ! Aur. I come to aske thy pardon . Ger. Doe not mocke me . Thou wo't bee cruell when I wake agen ; And then I shall repent I dream't so sweetly . Aur. Y' are now awake , and I am your Aurelia , That if you can forgive her past neglect , Will give you proofe of her repentance , But these teares — Ger. Let not the ground be hallowed with Such water , I have a heart to drinke this Balsome : Enough Aurelia , doe not make thy eyes Poore , to enrich thy bosome , where the drops Shew like a Carkanet of Pearle upon it , Thou hast enough restor'd mee . Aur. Oh my Gerard ! Thou art too mercifull , and dost forgive Too soone the injury I did thy love ; But I am come to make thee satisfaction ; And this is but a shadow of those joyes , Wee must divide , if you vouchsafe to follow , As I direct . Ger. T is sinne not to obey . Aur. You must walk then . Ger. It is to heaven thou goest . Convey mee swiftly thither . Aur. Nay , t is hast is now required . Ger. What blisse can bee deny'd , A man that followes such an Angell-guide ? Exeunt . Enter Thumpe . Thum.

Where in the name of simplicity , should my Master be all this while ? I have been at sixe Ordinaries , twelve Tavernes , and I thinke foure and twenty Bawdy-houses , places that Gentlemen use to frequent , and yet cannot find him : well , I am resolv'd to aske every man I meet ; and if I cannot heare of him the sooner , I le have him cryed .

Enter Yongrave and Eugenia .

Pray did you see my Master ?

Yon.

Thy Master ? I know him not .

Thump .

Nay Sir , did you see him ? for if you see him , you cannot choose but know him ; for hee had a hundred markes brought him warme out of the Country this morning .

Yon.

Much good doe it him next his heart , I see him not . Ex.

Thump .

No , no ; there is no hope , 't is but an unmannerly tricke of any Master , to leave his man o'th is fashion ; t is well there is no presse abroad , no disguis'd Constables twelve pence , and the Kings name would put mee into a pittifull Feaver , and I should curse Sir Gervace in another Country , as often as I heard the report of a Musket , for bringing me up no better , that might ha' hv'd quietly at home , and gone a feasting with the train'd Band without any danger .

Enter Thornay , Chrysol .

Here is another youth , and his commodity , I 'le enquire of him , Pray did you see my Master ?

Thor.

Thy Master , what 's he .

Thum.

A Knight Sir , I le assure you , of the last edition that Was my foolish Master , for want of a better .

Thor.

His name ?

Thum.

Sir Gervace Simple .

Thor.

Something of a blacke complexion , with a weezell face .

Thum.

The same Sir .

Thor.

In a doublet of Orange-tawny Satten , richly laced ? and blew trunke hose very sutable ?

Thum.

Very right Sir .

Thor.

A long Italian Cloake came down to his elbowes , a Spanish Ruffe , and long French stockings .

Thump .

Iust the same , how happy was I to meet with this Gentleman .

Thor.

Faith honest friend , I saw none such .

Thum.

Pox o' these questions .

Thor.

But if thou 'lt goe with me , I may chance helpe to a sight of this Pageant .

Thum.

Heaven blesse your worship , and the sweet fac'd modicum in your company . Exeunt .

Enter Master Golds. Mistresse Golds. Mis. To prison with your servants Husband ; hang Them all , unlesse they finde our daughters . Gol. And I have sent to Sir Iohn Woodhamores , They may be with his Neece . Mis. They never us'd Thus to absent themselves ; Oh me unhappy ! Gol. Wee have been too indulgent . Mis. I would have had them more restrain'd , yong wenches That have so many sutors , grow soone wanton , And throw off their obedience ; had you been Forward as I , they had been married ; And then wee had not suffered this perplexity . I did commend an honorable man , But your deliberation hath mar'd all , And they were here agen — Gol. Have patience wife , They are not lost for ever . Mis. No , no , lost ? They 'l come agen , double I warrant you , And perhaps treble , with some unthrift husbands , Of their owne choosing . Gol. It does trouble me . They were not us'd to walke abroad without A servant , to waite on 'em . Mis. You must thinke They have servants of their owne , for such a businesse , Young maids have plentie of such waiting men , And this has beene a long conspiracy , I le lay my life . Enter Servant . Gol. What hast found 'em yet ? Ser. I can heare no newes , And Sir Iohn Woodhamore is much troubled Sir , His Neece is gone too . Gol. Hey day ! Ser. Sh 'as been absent Ever since morning . Gol. Pretious , pretious theeves ! Eugenias gone , le ts have 'em cried together . Mis. They that have found em , will too soone I feare , Alter the property . Gol. We shall keepe no virgins i th towne shortly . Enter Woodhamore . Welcome Sir Iohn . Wood. Is not my Neece Eugenia here ? Gol. Not here . Mis. Wee have lost our daughters , and that 's two for one . Gol. Ours have been absent ever since the morning . Nor can we study what 's become on 'em Wood. Is 't possible ? is there no plot in this ? Gol. Our servants have enquired in every place . Of our acquaintance . Wood. I will tell you Sir , You doe remember Master Yongrave . Gol. A servant of your Neeces ; Woo. The same Sir With my consent , he tooke her forth this morning . To marry her , I doe beleeve he has don 't , But it doth wracke my braine , why they should stay thus , They might have married , forty times by this . Gol. You did perhaps desire it private . Woo. And he too . Gol. I will engage my life they are all together . Woo. Doe you thinke so ? Gol. I am confident , le ts in to supper , and expect the best . Enter Servant , and whispers Mistresse Goldsworth . What newes with him ? Mis. T is something that he sayes . Ser. I cannot find em . Gol. How ? Ser. But I have met a Gentleman , that can Tel you some newes . Gol. That does concerne my daughters ? Ser. So he reports , he is a cunning man , I think a conjurer , He talkes of art , and spirits . Enter Caperwit like a Coniurer . This is he Sir . Cap. Gentles in your troubled brow , I read what you desire to know , Let no feare invade your heart ; I will tell by powerfull art , Your Childrens fate , and where they are : Know then , they are wandred farre , Led by Cupid God of loves , They have now arriv'd those groves , Where no happie soule can sleepe , Venus doth there revels keepe . Consecrating day and night , To song , to kisses , and delight : They in Elysium breath , chuse whether , They shall move thence , or you goe thither . Woo. This is some Poeticall businesse . Mis.

Sweet husband let us goe to 'em , I have heard Poets talke much of Elysium , I would faine see whither they be honest of their words or no .

Gol.

No it will befit them to come to us .

Cap. It shall be so : harmonious straines , That doe blesse those happy plaines ; Vsher them forth , and shame the spheares , Charme with heavenlier notes our eares , Recorders . That when we see the lovers come , We may beleeve Elysium It selfe come hither , all those bowers , And the shades of pleasure ours . Enter mask'd Yongrave , Chrysolina , Gerard , Aurelia , Thornay Eugenia , Simple Bird , betweene every couple a torch carried , they march ouer the Stage , and Exeunt . Gol. Who are all these ? Mis. I ghesse some of them , oh that I were in Elysium Wood. What are they vanished ? Another turne of your art Good Sir . Cap. Chime other musicke . Enter the Maskers , and dance . Woo.

Now they will discover . Master Yongrave ? I rejoyce Yon. discovers . To see you here , this is the Gentleman I prais'd so much , hee has Married now my Neece .

Chr.

But I must aske your blessing , we are married ,

Wood.

Chris . unveiles . Ha , another Sweetheart ; I am abus'd , hee is a very Knave ; where is my Neece ?

Gol.

Is hee worse for marrying of my child ? nay , then my Blessing on you both , my sonne and daughter .

Mis.

Aur. unveiles . Where 's Aurelia ?

Aur.

Here Mother , I have met a Husband too , let us divide your Prayers — soft Master Caperwit Ger. discovers . wee are married Sir already .

Cap.

How married ? did not you promise mee ?

Gol.

Master Gerard ? nay and it be no worse I care not rise to my heart .

Ger.

My duty shall deserve it , t is ene so , good Master Caperwit you must dance without her .

Cap.

Have I made verses and studied speeches for this ?

Mis.

Since there 's no remedy , I blesse you both , but I did Eug. unveiles . wish —

Eug. Sir : if you will acknowledge your Neece . You must accept a Nephew too : we are as fast as they . Woo. Death ! I am coozend , cheated , there is law . Yon. And there is conscience . Th. I le not give you a penny . Yon. I will not publish Sir your avarice , Wish em good joy . Woo. Well , t is done . Tho. Yes faith Vncle , wee are coupled , man and wife . Woo. I le enquire how this came about hereafter ; Looke you love her Sir . Tho. As I will doe my soule . Sim.

Gentlemen , all is not yet discovered ; there are a paire behind , worth taking notice of ; doe y know Sir Gervace Simple , I am the man .

Thu.

Simple as he stands there .

Sim.

And this is my Lady — what does thy haire come off already .

Pag.

Your worship is a most egregious coxcombe .

Sim.

A boy ? Gentlemen , have I married a boy , or is shee metamorphis'd ?

Yon.

Ha , ha , Master Caperwits Page .

Om.

Give you joy Sir .

Pag.

The Bird is flowne indeed law .

Sim.

Bird ? they make a coxcombe of me .

Cap. I am glad somebody else is coozend beside my selfe ; Nay , nay take her , there is a man within a mile of an Oake , I name no body , has had earnest of her body . Sim.

Bawdy quoth a Thumpe , I will sell thee my Knighthood for halfe the mony it cost me , and turne Yeoman in the Country agen ; why there is neither wit nor honesty in this .

Thu. Be ruld by me , le ts to some Taverne , and Drinke away melancholy . Sim.

I , and then we may steale away disguisd , a match !

Tho.

Nay , nay , le ts all together , and make a merry night on t , Sim . Why how now Thumpe , are you sneaking away ?

Gol.

Le ts all together .

Ge.

But first we must the licence of these Gentlemen .

Epilogus . OVr Poet knowes you will be just , but we Appeale to mercy , he desires that yee Would not distaste his Muse , because of late Transplanted , which would grow here , if no fate Have an unlucky bode opinion Comes hither but on crutches yet , the Sun Hath lent no beame to warme us , if this Play Proceed more fortunate , wee shall blesse the day , And love that brought you hither ; t is in you To make a little sprigge of Laurel grow , And spread into a grove , where you may sit , And hear soft stories , when by blasting it , You gaine no honour , though our ruines lye To tell the spoiles of your offended eye : If not for what we are , for alas here No Roscious moves to charme your eyes , or eare , Yet as you hope hereafter to see Playes , Encourage us and give our Poet bayes . Exeunt . FINIS .
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