The colde tearme, or, The frozen age, or, The metamorphosis of the Riuer of Thames Taylor, John, 1580-1653. This text is an enriched version of the TCP digital transcription A13628 of text S1149 in the English Short Title Catalog (STC 23910). Textual changes and metadata enrichments aim at making the text more computationally tractable, easier to read, and suitable for network-based collaborative curation by amateur and professional end users from many walks of life. The text has been tokenized and linguistically annotated with MorphAdorner. The annotation includes standard spellings that support the display of a text in a standardized format that preserves archaic forms ('loveth', 'seekest'). Textual changes aim at restoring the text the author or stationer meant to publish. This text has not been fully proofread Approx. 8 KB of XML-encoded text transcribed from 1 1-bit group-IV TIFF page image. EarlyPrint Project Evanston,IL, Notre Dame, IN, St. Louis, MO 2018 A13628 STC 23910 ESTC S1149 21468147 ocm 21468147 24011 2240950107

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Early English books online. (EEBO-TCP ; phase 1, no. A13628) Transcribed from: (Early English Books Online ; image set 24011) Images scanned from microfilm: (Early English books, 1475-1640 ; 1737:6) The colde tearme, or, The frozen age, or, The metamorphosis of the Riuer of Thames Taylor, John, 1580-1653. 1 broadside. s.n.], [London : 1621. In verse. Attributed to John Taylor by STC (2nd ed.). Place of imprint suggested by STC (2nd ed.). In two columns. Reproduction of original in the British Library. eng Thames River (England) -- Poetry. eebo The colde tearme: or, the frozen age: or the metamorphosis of the Riuer of Thames. 1621. Taylor, John 1621 1 1454 3 0 0 0 0 0 20.63 C The rate of 20.63 defects per 10,000 words puts this text in the C category of texts with between 10 and 35 defects per 10,000 words. 2002-07 Assigned for keying and markup 2002-09 Keyed and coded from ProQuest page images 2002-10 Sampled and proofread 2002-10 Text and markup reviewed and edited 2002-12 Batch review (QC) and XML conversion
THE COLDE TEARME : Or the Frozen Age : Or the Metamorphosis of the Riuer of Thames . 1621. IT was the time when men wore liquor'd bootes , When rugged Winter , murdred hearbes & rootes : When as the Heauens , the Earth did all attire With plashes , puddles , pooles , blacke dirt & mire . Then at that time ( to poore mens care and costs ) A Christmas came to Towne , betwixt two Frosts . Then in the num Colde month of Ianuary , When as the Sunne was lodg'd in moyst Aquary : When Boreas ( all with Isickles bedight ) Worse then a Barber , 'gan to shaue and bite , Turning Thames streames , to hard congealed flakes , And pearled water drops to Christall cakes . Th' adulterate Earth , long hauing play'd the whore , In bearing and in breeding bastards store , As Drunkards , swearers , leachers , Cheating knaues , Punkes , Panders , base extortionizing slanes , Rent-raising rascals , Villaines , Theeues , Oppressors , Vainglorious proude fooles , Gen'rall all transgressors , For which foule whordome , Heauen did think it meet , To make the Earth doe pennance in a * * The Snow . sheet . That punishment no sooner past and gon , But straight a Colde freeze coate she did put on . Which ( though herselfe were senceles , what she ayles ) It made her poorest bastards blowe their nayles . Whilst many of her Rich broode did agree , To make their stony hearts as hard as shee . The liquid Thames each where from shore to shore , With colde bak'd Paste , all pastycrusted o're . When in a Month no Waterman could share , The single benefit of halfe his Fare ; When a whole Tearme would not affoord a Boate , For miserable Fares to spend a Groate . Then * * Though I name Charity , I meane 〈◊〉 , but 〈◊〉 Prouerb sayes , Charity is cold . Charity ( in poore distresled state ) Vpon a Cake of Ice , lamenting late . Halfe hunger-steru'd , and thinly clad she quiuer'd , As if in peeces shee would straight haue shiuer'd , When as a Parson * * A pittiles Parson . ( that could neuer Preach , Yet to three Benefices well could reach ) Saw Charity to want both Foode and Cloathing , Past by , ne're spake to her , nor gaue her nothing . Next an Atturney * * A merciles Lawyer . her poore Case did see , But all his Conscience wayted on his Fee : He walk'd along , and look'd ascaunt on her , And put his bounty off with a demurre . The third a Broker * * An vnconscionable Broker . , a base Houndsditch hound , That euery Month takes Eight-pence in the pound : He look'd on Charity , but nothing threw her , And vow'd that all his Life , he neuer knew her . A world of people more did thrust and throng , Yet none Relieu'd her as they past along : Vntill at last ( as she was like to Dye ) The Maisters of an Hospitall past by * * Too good to bee true . ; They stay'd , and did compassionate her Case , And straight prouided her a Lodging place . There was a Vs'rer * * Too true to bee good . , with his Purse fast shut , Did rayle at her and call'd her Idle slut : And said she to Virginia should be Shipt , Or to Bridewell be sent , and soundly whipt . But at the last ( to many a mizers Griefe ) Shee in an Hospitall did finde Reliefe : And whether shee be dead , or like to dye , Those that Relieue her better know then I. But once againe , I le turne me to my Theame , Of the conglutinated Frozen streame : Vpon whose Glassie face both too and fro , Fiue hundred people all at onee did goe . At Westminster there went three Horses ouer Which safely did from shore to shore recouer , There might be seene spic'd Cakes , and roasted Pigs , Beere , Ale , Tobacco , Apples , Nuts , and Figs , Fires made of Char-coles , Faggots , and Sea-coles , Playing and couz'ning at the Pidg'on-holes : Some , for two Pots at Tables , Cards , or Dice : Some slipping in betwixt two Cakes of * * Witnesse my selfe . Ice : Some going on their businesse and affaires , From the Bank-side to Pauls , or to Trig-staires . And some there were ( which I almost forgot ) That thought the frozen streames were too too hot , 'T was safer for them ( they did vnderstand ) To walke vpon the water then the land . Some trod the Thames as boldly as the ground , Knowing their fortunes was not to be drownd . And sure the honest Riuer is so true , It will not rob the Gallowes of his due . The Begger 's follow'd men in troopes and flockes , And neuer fear'd the Constable or Stockes , The Cage , and whipping-post were idle bables , And lawes they count no more then Esops fables . This was a time when th' weakest went to'th'wall , When hackney Coaches got the deuill and all . Though thousands others want and sorrow seeles , Yet still with them the world did runne on wheeles . And sure more Coaches and Carroches , A running whirling time . went In one day to the Tearme and Parlament : Then there past Wherries in a month and more , 'Twixt Essex , Middl'sex , Kent and Surry shore . And though for two mon'ths time , that fell together , Of Windes , Raine , Snow , and bitter Frosty wether . Though Water-men for number multiplies , Neere twenty thousand with their families ; Yet this vnto their praise I 'le truly speake , ( Though many of their states are meane and weake ) All this hard time , Truth amongst poore men is more rare , then honesty amongst the rich . not one amongst them all , Did to dishonesty , or theeuing fall ; Therefore this commendations is their due , Though they are poore men , yet they still are true . I doubt not but a many Trades there bee , That hold their heads more higher farre then we . Yet if but eight weekes they had such poore dealing , They would fall neere to begg'ry , or to stealing . I dare affirme , that Water-men this Frost ( Amongst them ) twenty thousand pounds haue lost : And all that losse of theirs , was no mans gaine , But toyle and dirt by land , with cost and paine . And Gentlemen , as glad of Boates there are , As Water men will be to haue a fare . Thus was this Tearme , worse then the worst vacation , To those that vse a watry Occupation ; Whilst Trades by land did dayly purse vp Chinke , Bakers for bread , and Brewers for their drinke : Tapsters for Pots and Cans , with nick and froath , Mercers for Stuffes , and Drapers for their Cloath : Vintners for drunken heads , Cutlers for swords ; Sergeants for Fees , and Lawyers for good words : And in this gnashing age of Snow and Ice , The Wood-mongers did mount so high their price : That many did to lye a bed desire , To saue the charge of Wood , and Cole , and Fire . Amongst the Whores there were hot commings in , Who euer lost , they still were sure to win . They in one houre so strangely did heat men , Most ●ands got , onely Water-men lost . That all the Frost they scarce were coole agen . The Vs'rers Bonds , and Landlords Rent came on , Most Trades had something to depend vpon ; Onely the Water-men iust nothing got , And yet ( by Gods good helpe ) they wanted not : But all had coyne , or credit , foode and fire , And what the neede of nature did require . So farewell Frost , if Charity be liuing , Poore men shall finde it , by the rich mens giuing .
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