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ENGLANDS BANE : OR , THE DESCRIPTION of Drunkennesse . COMPOSED AND WRITTEN by THOMAS YOVNG , sometimes Student of STAPLE-INNE .

Prestat non nasei , quam male viuere .

ECCLES: 8.11 .

Because sentence against an euill worke is not executed speedily , therefore the heart of the children of men is fully set in them to doe euill .

LONDON , Printed by WILLIAM IONES , and are to be sold by THOMAS BAYLEE , at the corner shop in the middle rowe in Holborne , neere adioyning vnto Staple Inne . 1617.

TO THE RIGHT WORSHIPFVLL VERY WORTHY iudicious and vnderstanding Gentleman Sr. FRANCIS DOWSE Knight , T. Y. wisheth encrease of health and perpetuall happinesse .

RIght Worshipfull , calling to minde my owne follies ( euer from mine Infancy , prone to haue coniunction with intemperancie the chiefe fountaine of all mens perturbations , and also remembring your good counsell euer giuen vnto me , that I should loath excesse , & loue temperance ( which I now finde of it selfe to be the treasure of vertue , ) compelling men to follow Reason , bringing peace to the minde , and mollifying the affections with concord and agreement , receiuing I say from you , not onely good aduice ( being as great a benefit as one friend can doe to another ) but also good example which is the readyest path-way to guide men to felicitie , and for feare I should bee culpable according to the prouerbe ; Thankes waxeth old as soone as gifts are had in possession I thought good although I cannot requite , yet to make knowne to your Worship , that I do not forget ( for omnium ingratissimus est , Ingratus qui beneficium accepisse negat , quod accepit : Ingratus qui ●d dissimulat , vursum Ingratus qui non reddit : et omnium Ingratissimus qui oblitus est . qui oblitus est : neither this : nor other your manifold great & continuall kindnes bestowed vpon me : And that you may see how good a scholler I haue proued in the arte of sobrietie by your discipline consiliatorie and exemplarie . I am imboldened to craue your patronage to this pamphlet which will at large set downe all the subtle sleights , tempting baites , and craftie allurements , which Satan vseth for the ouerthrow of mankinde , by this vice of drunkennes , ( which indeede is the Metropolitane citie of all the prouince of vices ) which Reason made me intitle my Booke , Englands Bane : because no Nation is more polluted with this capitoll sinne , then ours . And I protest it is not ambition that made me craue the patronage to this Treatise : ( considering my small deseruings ) but chiefely presuming vpon the affiance of your good nature and kinde constructions of my weake endeauours , and something the rather , because I know your liberall qualities inclinable to the Rule of my intentions : which is not to barre Societie , but to condemne Ebrietie ; Eccles. 31.23 . Pro. 22.9 . For Salomon saith , He that is liberall shall bee blest , and honoured of his neighbours : And of this vertue , I know both your selfe and all your Worshipfull Family : fully indued ; for often haue I heard you say , that of the Wine and Beere you regarded not the expence : but you blamed such as would abuse these creatures to ouerthrowe their owne sence , and such voluptuous liuers are them I chiefely ayme at , that cannot take moderation to bee their guide : Omne nocet nimium , mediocriter omne gerendum , I know you loue to Reade : because you know to censure ? Let mee therefore intreat your Worship to reade this , and to giue it fauourable protection to the world : although the lines be rude , the matters good , and it is no shame to gather a Primrose growing among Briers , had it better you should enioy it , such as it is if you entertaine I shall rest .

Your Worships in all faithfull obseruance , THO: YOVNG .
TO THE READER .

YONG I am I confesse who take vpon mee to correct an enormitie crept into my country , too much frequented by yong and old of all conditions . Yet ( gentle Reader ) let me perswade thee to peruse the same , with an indifferent eye : not contemning any part thereof , because it is compiled by the Yong. And although thou mayest perhaps iustly say , that I haue beene equall with thee in this aspersion , yet let mee entreat againe that thou wilt no lesse equall me in my contrition ) then resolue fully to concurre with me in my conuersion . Our Nation hath had for many yeeres since this imputation , that we should apelike imitate Forraigne countries in their vices , wherein I will not particularize for auoiding of offence , and the rather because it is to all iudiciall men too perspicuous , I could rather wish that leauing their examples in the worst , we did frame our selues to imitate , to compare , nay to excell them in their vertues and heroicall atchieuements , which may very easily be performed by vs in that God of his especiall goodnes to our Nation , hath indued vs with singularitie of apprehension , dexteritie of inuention , and meanes for discipline , exceeding all the bordering countries of the world . There is an vse and an abuse of the best creatures , and we can not deny , as well by the assertion of God himselfe , who in the creation saw all that he had made to be good , but that they were all made for the comfort for the seruice and for the vse of man . If we then neglecting the vse , doe fall into the abuse of those good creatures , and make them euill and hurtfull to vs : that followeth that wee contradict God in his purpose : we alter the nature and qualitie of the creature , we derogate from our selues , that precedency and superioritie , which God hath giuen to man ouer those creatures : how doe we abase our selues from that soueraigntie which God hath giuen vs : who said ( let man rule and haue power ouer all creatures on the earth , when we suffer a poore inanimate creature , so to conquer and ouercome vs , that we lye grouelling on the earth speechlesse : nay sometimes lifelesse ( ouer come by the strength of a Grape a weake and feeble substance ) we all desire ( as good reason we haue ) to extenuate the power and kingdome of Sathan : but I dare boldly affirme , he gaineth more soules by this deadly sinne of Drunkennesse , then by all the sinnes of the world : and hath drowned and swallowed vp more in this gulfe , then were drowned in the generall deluge of Noahs floud . Lend me onely thy good will , for my desire of thy safety , which thou mayest haue or not haue at thine Election . But better it were to forbeare to reade this same , vnlesse thou practise the same in thy life and conuersation : Which thing grant both thy selfe and me , hoping thou wilt pray for me , as I haue done for thee , leauing thy will to Gods directions .

ENGLANDS BANE .

IF according to the saying of Saint Paul , Rom. 6.23 . that he which committeth but one sinne is to be rewarded with damnation , and according to the saying of Saint Iohn , 1 Ioh. 3.8 . he which sinneth is of the Diuell , What shall we thinke of those desperate persons ? Nay rather monsters of men , which through the loathsome vice of Drunkennesse commit all manner of sinne : For Plato saith , Drunkennesse is a monster with many heads : As first , filthy talke : Secondly , Fornication ; Thirdly , Wrath ; Fourthly , Murther ; Fiftly Swearing ; Sixtly , Cursing . If these be the chiefe heads that procede from the polluted body of this vgly Monster , Filthy talke , the first bead of Drunkennes . let vs trie them by the touchstone of the holy Scripture , and see how they are allowed of thereby . And first concerning filthy talke , is is said to the Counthians , that filthy speakers and raylers shall not inherite the Kingdome of God : and the fourth to the Ephesians Saint Paul forbids vs to haue any corrupt communication to proceed forth of our mouthes , Eph. 4.29.30 . but that which is good to the vse of edifying , that it may minister grace to the hearers . And also we must put away all bitternesse and euill speaking : And further the fift to the Ephesians , S. Paul wisheth that no filthinesse nor foolish talking , Eph. 5.4 . no not so much as iesting should either bee vsed , or named among Christians . But from the mouthes of Drunkards what idle talke , filthy speech , blasphemous oathes , and prophane words are vsed , no Christian eares can with patience endure , but with griefe of minde , vexation of spirit , yea with both horrour and terrour to the soule of man . The greatest curse that euer fell on mankinde since the floud came by Drunkennesse , as appeareth in Genesis by Noah ( the godliest man then liuing ) auoiding all other sinnes , Gen 9.25 yet was vnawares taken with this vice of Ebrietie , and cursed his own sonne with the bitter and perpetuall curse of seruitude , Saying , Cursed be Canaan , a seruant of seruants shall he be to all his brethren . Which thing of seruitude was neuer either heard or spoken off , although the world had then beene the space of 1656. yeres : to the which curse , God saying Amen , added also nakednes to the posterity of Cham , as appeareth this day by the Virginians , and Indians being by the best Authors of Antiquitie noted to come from that Cham , Nakednes and seruitude are hereditary curse to all drunkardes & their posterity . and surely by the slauerie and beggerie that happeneth generally to all that vseth this vice I can thinke no other of it , but that it is a curse hereditarie to all Drunkards themselues , or at least to their posteritie .

Now concerning the Description of the second head of this Monster Drunkennesse , Fornication second head . which is Fornieation ; The Apostle in the sixt chapter to the Corinthians saith , Be not deceiued , neither Fornicators , nor Adulterers , nor Wantons , nor Buggerers , 1 Cor. 6.9.15 18.19.20 . shall inherite the Kingdome of heauen : And in the 15. verse he saith , Know yee not that your bodies are the members of Christ , shall I then take the members of Christ , and make them the members of an Harlot : Flye fornication , euery sinne that a man doth is without the body , but hee that committeth Fornication , sinneth against his owne body . Know yee not that the body is the Temple of the holy Ghost which is in you , whom ye haue of God ? And yee are not your owne : for ye are bought for a price : therefore glorifie God in your body , and in your spirit , for they are Gods . Which being thus , what glory can that partie shew vnto God in his spirit that hath neither vse of body nor sence : for as Socrates saith , Reason departeth , when drinke possesseth the braine . Thrise worthy is this saying of the Philosopher , and fit to be noted with golden letters : Cum tibi siue Deus , siue mater rerum omnium Natura dederit animum quo nihil est prestantius sic teipsum ( O homo ) ab abiicies at que prosternes vt nihil inter te & quadrupedem aliquem potes interesse ? Wheu as God hath giuen thee a liuing soule which excelleth all things ( O man ) wilt thou so much abase and disgrace thy selfe , that thou wilt make no difference betwixt thy selfe and a bruit beast , for Drunkennesse doth not onely disgrace , but euen slayeth the soule of man : according to Zeno his saying , It is not Death that destroyeth the soule , but a bad life . But to returne to the vice of Fornication , S. Paul to the Thessalonians saith , 1 Thes. 4.3 . For this is the will led a man he should be slaine for it , and further to set out the greatnesse of this sinne , and fearing they might bee tempted through briberie to spare the murtherer , he saith , moreouer yee shall take no recompence for the life of the murderer , Num. 25.16.19.20.31.32 which is worthy to die , but he shall be put to death : The land where the murther is done is so much pollnted , that there is no way to cleanse it , but by the bloud of him that shed it . And surely it is seldome or neuer knowne that a Murtherer went in peace to his graue , as may appeare by Abimelech , who after hee had killed his seuenty brethren , although God suffered him for a time to liue and to rule all Israel , yet at length hee died miserably , and was slaine by the hands of a woman . Zimri murdered Elah , but afterward by Gods iust iudgement was forced to burne himselfe . 1 Kin. 19 & 18 But this vnnaturall sinne , this monstrous deede , this abhorred fact of Murther is by no accident or occasion so often committed as through Drunkennesse , not onely by Drunkards vpon others , but also many times through Gods heauy wrath vpon Drunkards themselues , as by too many examples I am able to make proofe as well of the one as of the other .

And first to begin with that high and mighty Monarch of the world Alexander the Great , Murders in Drunkenes . who in the beginning of his Raigne was so temperate that he refused the Cookes and Pasterers of the Queene of Caria : saying , he had better then they were ( viz. ) for his dinner early rising , and for his supper a moderate dinner , notwithstanding through the vitious manners , and lewd customes of the Persians , he was so much giuen at last vnto the excesse of drinking , that he propounded sixe hundred crownes for a reward to him that drunke most , called a cup of siluer , being of a great bignesse after his owne name : which cup when he offered vnto Calisthenes one of his fauorites , he refused , saying , that he which dranke with Alexander had neede of Asculapius , at which words the King feeling himselfe touched , and being in his drinke was so incensed against him , that hee caused him immediately to be put in a cage with dogges ( where hee poysoned himselfe ) afterwards being perswaded by a common Strumpet named Thais , he burnt Percipolis the chiefe Citie in Persia , and which was worst in his intemperancie killed his deere friend Clytus : for which bloudy deede after he came to himselfe , he wept and fasted three dayes , and would had he been permitted haue slaine himselfe . In this deede of Alexander . , Seneca . Epist . 59 the saying of Seneca is verified . Ebrietas vnius horae hilaram Insaniam longi temporis tedio pensat . Drunkennesse requireth one houres merry madnes , with a long tedious time of sorrow and repentance . The son of Cyril being drunk , wickedly slew that holy man his father , and mother also great with childe : hee hurt his two sisters , and defloured one of them , which fearefull example is sufficient to make the haire of our head stand vpright , as often as any occasion is offered vnto vs ; whereby we might fall into any inconuenience through the allurement of drinking . But I may leaue off Forraine examples , and recite too many of like nature in our owne Nation , William Purcas in Essex , Anno 1615. in his Drunkennesse being rebuked by his mother for his vice most cruelly and vnnaturally killed her . Anderson in his drunkennesse killed a boy and was hanged for the same in May 1616. But as I haue recited these few , so could I make mention of multitudes and examples of the same nature . For I fully perswade my selfe , that there is not a citie nor market towne in England , but it would appeare ( if the records of assises were searched ) that there hath not beene some one or more slaine in it through Drunkennes , which is according to the old saying , Plus crapula quam gladio , more men haue died thorugh intemperancie then with the sword , for such is the nature of excessiue drinking that it intoxicateth and boyleth the braines , benummeth the sences , infeebleth the ioynts and synewes , and bringeth a man into a lethergie , Drunkards murthered . King . 16 , 9. the whole body into Dropsies , Gowtes , Palsies , Opoplexes and such like . But now to returne and speake of them that haue been slaine in their drinke . Elah King of Israel being drunke in Tirzah was murthered by Zimri his seruant . Amon one of Dauids vngracious sonnes was slaine by his Brother Absolons commandement , 2 Sam. 13.18 , 29. when hee was full of Wine . Fliolmus King of the Gothes was so addicted to drinking , that he would sit a great part of the night quaffing and carowsing with his seruants , and as on a time hee sate after his accustomed and beastly manner carowsing with them : his seruants being as drunke as their Master ; threw their master King in sport into a great vessell full of drinke that was set in the middest of the Hall , where he most ridiculously and miserably ended his dayes .

Augustine Lachimer reporteth that in Germany in the yere 1549. there were three companions in such a iollity , after they had taken in their cups according to their brutish manner of that countrey , that with a cole they painted the Diuell in the wall , and dranke freely vnto him , and talked to him as though he had beene personally present , the next morning they were found all strangled and dead , as the flye playeth so long with the Candle , vntill at length she burneth her selfe : so these men delighted in sinne , and dallied with the Diuell so long vntill they brought themselues to vtter ruine and destruction . Which horrible and fearefull example , is sufficient to strike terrour and amazement to the greatest carowsers of our age , to feare least Gods heauy wrath should bee incensed against them , and so deliuer them ouer to Sathan , and suffer them to die in their drunkennesse , and as the tree falleth so he lyeth . Luk. 21.34.35.36 . But I will conclude with our Sauiours words , the 21. of S. Luke , Cauete autem vobis , Take heede to your selues lest at any time your hearts bee oppressed with surfetting and Drunkennesse , lest the last day come on you vnawares .

Now to proceede to the fift Head which is swearing forbidden by Gods commandement both in Exodus and Deuteronomie , Swearing . Exod: 20.1 . Deut. 5. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vaine , for the Lord will not hold him guiltlesse that taketh his name in vaine . Which is so frequently vsed among Drunkards that scarce six words are vsed amongst them without an oath , and that vpon most vaine and idle occasions , ( viz. ) that you haue not pledged me , or your cup was not full , or you left a snuffe in the bottome , and vpon such like swaggering occasions , the Name of God is taken in vaine , and with such horrible , detestable , and blaspheamous oathes ( as me thinketh ) I am affraid to mention , being by all the parts of Christ , as by his Life , Death , Passion , Flesh , Heart , Wounds , Bloud , Bones , Armes , Sides , Guts , Nayles , Foote : as if they went to crucifie Christ a new : who while hee was vpon the earth , forbid it vtterly in these words : I say vnto you , Mat. 4.34.35.36 , 37. sweare not at all , neither by heauen for it is the Throne of God , nor yet by the earth , for it is his so testcole : nor yet by Ierusalem , for it is the Citie of the great King : Ne ther shalt thou sweare by the head , because thou canst not make one hayre white or blacke . But your communication shall be yea , Leuit. 19. Nay nay ? In Leuitious it is said , Ye shall not sweare by my name falsly , neither shalt thou defile the name of thy God , I am the Lord . I feare me we shall haue iust cause to complaine with Ieremie , Ier. 23.10 . that because of oathes the land mourneth , In Zechariah we may finde that swearers are noted in a book and that euery one that sweareth , Zach: 5.3.4 . shall be cut off as well on this side , as on that side , ( viz: ) wheresoeuer he be in the world , and that the curse of God will enter into the house of him that falsly sweareth , and it shall remaine in the middest of his house , and shall consum it both with the tymber and the stones thereof . The wise King perceiuing the great danger that commeth by swearing , Ecclesiast. 23.9.11 . warneth vs not to accustome our selues to swearing , for in it are many fals , neither take vp for a custome the meaning of the Holy One , for thou shalt not be vnpunisht for such things : for as a seruant which is oftpunisht , cannot be without some scarrè , so hee that sweareth and nameth God continually shall not be faultlesse , man that vseth much swearing , shall bee filled with wickednes , and the plague shall neuer goe from his house , when he shall offend his faults shal be vpon him , and if he acknowledge not his sinne , he maketh a double offence and if he sweare in vaine , he shall not be innocent , but his house shal be full of plagues . Iam: 5 , 12 Saint Iames wisheth vs before all things , to auoide swearing , either by heauen or by the earth , or by any other oath : Let all swearers take heede , although God suffers them for a time , lest they bee suddenly stricken with death as many haue beene , and then vengeance waiting at the doore , at the houre of death , and when their bodies shall be without life , their soules shall bee euerlastingly without God . How did God punish the oath broken by the Gibeonites , 2 Sam: 21 , 1.9 not onely with famine three yeeres together , but with the death of Sauls seuen sonnes , who were hanged vp openly in the mountaines . See what the Lord saith in Ezekiel , of Zedechiah that hee shall not prosper for breaking his oath : As I liue , Ezech. 17 : 15.16.19 . I will surely bring mine oath that he hath despised , and my couenant that he hath broken vpon his owne head : 2 King : 25.2 . and so it came to passe Nabuchadnezar by an armie ouercame him , slew his sonnes before his face , put out both his eyes , and carried him to Babel . But in these later times , and in this our land I may shew very many examples , as of Earle Godwin , who wishing at the Kings table that the bread hee eate might choke him , if he were guilty of Alphreds death , whom hee had before slaine : was presently choked and fell downe dead . Fox : actes and monu . Wee may reade in the Acts and Monuments of one Iohn Peter , a horrible swearer , with whom it was vsuall to say , if it be not true , I pray God I may rot ere I dye . To which God said , A men , and so he rotted away indeed , and died miserably . Lastly , witnesse the example of a Seruingman in Lincolne-shire , who for euery trifle had an vse to sweare no lesse oath then ( Gods precious bloud ) he would not bee warned by his friends to leaue it , at last he was visited with grieuous sicknes , in the time whereof he could not be perswaded to repent of it , but hearing the Bell to Toll , in the very anguish of death , hee started vp in his bed , and swore by his former oath that Bell tolled for him . Wherevpon immediately the bloud aboundantly from all the ioynts of his body as it were in streams did issue out most fearefully , from mouth , nose , wrists , knees , heeles and toes , with all other ioynts not one left free , and so dyed . These and such like examples , and fearefull warnings from heauen , are sufficient to terrifie the hearts of all Drunkards whose tongues being set on fire of hell , Iam. ● . 6 , 7.8 , 9. speake nothing without an oath , and Drunkards vsually fall into the sinnes of the tongue , against which S. Iames speaketh so bitterly , Psal. 141.3 . and Dauid saith , Set a watch , O Lord before my mouth , and keepe the doore of my lips : With whose saying in the 50. Psalme , I will conclude and wish all Drunkards and Swearers to ponder his words : Psal. 50.21 . Consider of these things yee that forget God , lest he teare you in pieces , and there be none to deliuer you .

But to speake of the sixt and last Head , Sixtly Cursing . which is Cursing : Dauid noting the vilenesse of this sinne : Reputeth those persons that vse this vice to thinke there is no God to yeeld them vengeance for their wickednes , noteth them in the 14. Psalme , which beginneth , Psal. 14.6 . The foole hath said in his heart there is no God : and so going forward to the 6. verse , saith , Their mouth is full of cursing and bitternesse : And in the hundreth and ninth Psalme , hee sheweth that God will neuer blesse them that curse . Psal. 109.17.18 . But that he shall be cursed of all people : As hee loued Cursing so shall it come vnto him , and as it loued not Blessing , so shall it be farre from him : as he clothed himselfe with cursing like a rayment , so shall it come into his bones : Let it be vnto him as a garment to couer him , and for a girdle wherewith he shall be alwaies girded . Dauid did rightly terme Cursing the girdle of the Drunkard . For hee is compassed about both at home and abroad with cursings . At home he is cursed of his Wife , for wasting of her portion , and bringing her in contempt , penury and misery : Of his Family , because hee defraudeth their bellies , through his wasting and superflous excesse abroad : The good Wise is forced to pinch her houshould at home : Yea , of his owne children ( if not in his life time by his daughters , ) for that they are not through his vnthristinesse and base manner of liuing , preferred in marriage . Yet by his sonnes after his death , for spending their patrimonie ( by succession due to them : ) and not giuing them education : How many men haue I heard say , I am bound to curse the time , that euer my Father was a company keeper , which had he not been I might haue proued a Scholler , or I should haue had such lands or such liuings , which my father spent in his folly : Yea the very nourishers of his vices themselues , when his money is spent doe curse him , the Host and Hostesse curse him , because he troubleth their house ( being pierce penilesse ) and not giue place to other guests : that are full fraught : The Tapsters curse him , because hee cals for Beere , and runnes in score : the Chamberlaines they curse him , for tumbling the beds , polluting the roome , and he curseth them as fast , for deceiuing him of his money , are not Drunkards accordding to Dauids saying , girded about with curses : Which girdle the Diuell claspeth about him so fast , it is to be feared without repentance and the great mercy of God , it will neuer be vnloosed vntill hee hath him in hell , where with the damned soules he will be forced to cry :

O dolor , ô Rabies , ô stridor dentium & Ingence , Luctus & Inferni meluendus carceris horror . With griefe , with rage , with gnashing teeth , and howling great , In this infernall lake and horride place my soule is fret .

Saint Paul the third to the Colosians bids vs to put away all malicious cursed speaking forth of our mouthes , Col. 3.8 . and to the Romans hee saith , Blesse but curse not . And surely the Diuell and destruction waites at the doore , when wee fall into this humour of cursing , Marke . 14.17 . as appeareth by Peter , before hee denied his Master , Our blessed Sauiour . First hee began to curse , and then he swore , saying , I know not this man of whom ye speake . Goliah before he was killed of Dauid , 1 Sam. 17.43 . fell a cursing , and so died in this wickednes . Dauid held this fault so great in Shemi , for cursing him that euen vpon his death-bed : he tooke order with Salomon his sonne to put Shemei to death for the same . 2 Sam. 16.5.13 Shemei cursing . 1 King . 2.8.9.46 . His death . Behold with thee is Shemei which cursed me with a horrible curse , therefore thou shalt cause his hoare head to goe downe to the graue in bloud .

If the heads that spring from this polluted Monster , are so detestable dangerous , and damnable : ( as by the fore-recited places of Scripture is declared : ) it is requifite ( that the noysome and infectious poison to mankinde ) which doth proceede from the nature and condition of this Monster should plainly be made manifest , and described to the world : Drunkenes defined . And therefore to define it , Drunkennesse is a vice which stirreth vp lust , griefe , anger , and madnesse , extinguisheth the memory , opinion and vnderstanding , maketh a man the picture of a beast , and twise a childe , because hee can neither stand nor speake . Saint Augustine saith , Ad sacram Ebrietas est flagitiorum omnium mater culparumque materia , &c. Drunkennesse is the mother of outrages , the matter of faults , the roote of crimes , the fountaine of vice , the intoxicate or of the head , the quelling of the sences , the tempest of the tongue , the storme of the body , the shipwracke of chastitie , losse of time , voluntarie madnesse , an ignominious languor , the filthinesse of manners , the disgrace of life , the corruption of the soule : Were there no more to be spoken against Drunkennes then the words of this Holy Father ( if they were duely considered ) my thinkes it should bee enough to deterre any Christian man from that vice . Cyrus being but a childe and a Heathen , when he was asked by his Grandfather Astyages , why he dranke no Wine at a great Feast , answered , he tooke it to be poyson , because said he those at the last Feast that dranke it were depriued of their vnderstanding and sences : The Lacedemonians would often shew their children such as were drunke , to the end they should learne to hate that vice . These being but children and Heathens by seeing ill examples loathed the vice , and grew the better . Wee being men and Christians on the contrarie , by seeing ill examples loue the vice , and grow the worse . For before we were acquainted with the lingring wars of the Low-Countries , Drunkennes was held in the highest degree of hatred that might be amongst vs : For if by chance any one had been ouertaken with his cups , and gone reeling in the streets , or lyen sleeping vnder a Table , we would haue spit at him as a Toade , and cald him drunken Swine , and warnd all our friends out of his company : but now it is grown for a custome and the fashion of our age , euen in Cities , Townes , Villages , I euen amongst the very Woods and Forrests ( as shall be spoken of hereafter ) nay it is mounted so high , that men must in a manner blush and be ashamed as much to speake of sobrietie , or to be temperate , ( in a thousand companies . ) As in that happy time of our ancients , they were ashamed of Ebrietie in others , or to be drunke themselues . Why ? He is reputed a Pesant , a slaue and a Bore , that will not take his liquor profoundly : He is a man of no fashion that cannot drinke super naculum , Carouse the Hunters Hoope , quaffe Vpsey-freese crosse , Bowse in Permoysaunt , in Pimlico , in Crambo , with Healthes , Gloues , Numpes , Frolicks and a thousand such dominering inuentitions , as by the Bell , by the Cards , by the Dye , A lottery vpon the card newly inuented for drinking . by the Dozen , by the Yard , and so by measure wee drinke out of measure . Thus wee spend so great a time in carowsing , as though we did not drinke to liue , but liued to drinke : and for the further maintenance and vpholding of this most execrable vice , there are in London drinking schooles : so that drunkennesse is professed with vs as a liberall Arte and Science : all Christians haue iust cause to complaine , and to crie out that we haue receiued by the Low Countries the most irreparable damadge that euer fell on the Kingdome of England .

Drunkards now a dayes make meetings and matches of drinking , Isa. 56.18 . and incourage one an other thereunto , according to the saying of Esay : Come I will bring Wine , and we will fill our selues with strong drink , and to morrow shall be as this day , and much more aboundant . But you that reioyce thus in your wickednesse and in your abominable Drunkennesse heare and tremble at the reward prouided for you , and mentioned by S. Iohn , Reu. 23.8.25.27 . Your part is in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone which is the second death . The gates of heauen shall he shut against you . For there shall no vncleane thing , nor none that worketh abomination . Saint Paul to the Corinthians saith , that Drunkards shall neuer inherite the Kingdome of Heauen . And likewise to the Galathians , he saith , that Drunkards , shall not inherite the Kingdome of God . 1 Cor. 6.10 . Gal. 5.21 . These sayings of the Apostles & Euangelists are enough to strike terrour to the soules of any Christian man , and so farre to barre them from Drunkennesse , that rather then they would be in danger to fall into it , they would drink water as Daniel & his fellows did , Dan. 12. when they refused the Wine of the Kings Table . But your common Drunkards are no Christians : For a true Christian is the childe of light , and walketh in the light , 1 Thes. 5.6.7.8 and is sober , but the Drunkard is the child of darknesse , and the workes which he doth are the workes of darknesse : And Saint Peter saith , It is sufficient for vs that we haue spent the time past of our life after the lust of the Gentiles , 2 Pet. 4.3 . walking in Wantonnesse , Lusts , Fit . 2.12 . Drunkennesse , Gluttonie , Drinkings , &c. Saint Paul to Titus saith , that the grace of God that bringeth saluation to all men , hath appeared , and teacheth vs that we should deny vngodlinesse and worldly lusts , and that we should liue soberly , and righteously , and godly in this World . Tit. 3.8 . And in the third Chapter , It is a true saying , that they which beleeue in God must be carefull to shew forth good workes . Which makes plaine that Drunkards are no Christians , and therefore not of God , for the Drunkard maketh his belly his God , Phil. 3.19 . because he more diligently serues it , more better loues it , and more carefully pleaseth it , then God himselfe : And to speake truely of him , A Drunkard sit for nothing . a Drunkard is vnprofitable for any honest seruice , and can make neither good Magistrate , nor good Subiect : seeing he can not rule others , that cannot rule himselfe . Therefore rightly said Saint Augustine ; Ehriosus cum obseruet obsorbetur à vino , abominatur à Deo despicitur ab Angellis , decidetur ab hominibus destituetur à virtutibus confunditur à Daemonib conculcatur ab hominibus . When the Drunkard deuoureth Wine , hee is deuoured of Wine , hee is abominable to God , despised of the Angels , scorned of men , abandoned of vertue , confounded by the Diuels , and trampled vnder mens feete . If the inconuenience that followeth drunkennesse be so great ; let vs search out the benefits and pleasures that commeth thereby : The pleasures that proceed of drinke . and see whether they will counteruaile the precedent mischiefes . And first I will begin with the words of him that shewed the great force of drinke to Darius , 1 Esdras . 3.20 . It turneth euery thought into ioy and gladnes , so that one remembreth no manner of sorrow nor debt . This is a most speciall matter , that many men doe pretend to bee the cause of their drinking , because they would comfort themselues in their sorrowes , either for that they are in debt , or their wiues , parents , or friends crosse them . I must confesse drinke makes a man merry for the time , and quite forget his debt . For being drunke he thinketh himselfe as rich as Croesus , and as good as Alexander . But this ioy is deceiueable , false and fleeting ; it is like a dream , ashadow , for let him drink what he can , if it were a Hogs head , it payes not of his debt a halfe-penny , and when he comes to himselfe he findes his body is sicke , his time is lost , his money spent , his credits crackt , he hath abused his God , wronged his wife , grieued his friends , and shamed himselfe : here is an inch of pleasure bought with an ell of paine , in like manner if thy parents or friends crosse thee , and thou range from house to house , from Ale to Beere , from Beere to Wine , and so fill thy skin and head with liquor , to expell thy griefe , it will be no otherwise with the , then it was with King Saul , who while Dauid played with his Harpe was neuer vexed with the wickea spirit , 1 Sam. 16.23 . & . 18 ; Chap. 10. but when he ceased his play , the Diuell tormented him afresh . So while the sence is lost and memory decayed , thy discontents are cleane forgot , but when thy drink hath played his part and force thereof is quite expelled : thy soules insnared , thy mindes perplexed , thy griefes and discontents ( as bad ) or worse then ere they were . I may fitly compare these ranging drunkards to Virgils Hart : Quam procul incautam nemora inter cressia fixit Pastor agens telis , — Illa fuga Siluas saltusque peragrat dicteos — haeret lateri lethalis arundo . Who ranging through the chace , some hunter shooting far by chance , All vnawares hath smit , and in her side hath left his launce , She fast to wildernesse and woods doth draw and there complaines , But vnderneath her ribs the deadly dart remaines .

Wherefore he doth most vnwisely that hath any cause of griefe or discontent , and thinketh to put it away by drinking , or going to their merry companies , or that good fellow : for let him flye whether he will , he carries his discontent in his heart ; Take Saint Pauls aduice , the second to the Corinthians , indure it with patience , For our light affliction which is but for a moment , ● Cor. 1.34 , 4.17 . causeth vnto vs a farre more excellent and an eternall weight of glory .

If thou art troubled with a scoulding wife , whose tongue I must needs say stingeth like a scorpion ( and hee that can abide a curst wife needes not to feare what company he liueth in ) the bitter tempest of whose tongue I must confesse as forcibly driues a man out of his doores into euill company , as a violent storm doth birds forth of the field into bushes : enter into the Etemologie of her name , she is called : in Latine Mulier quasi mugire vix : In English a woman , quasi woe vnto man , She is as Salomon saith , Eccl. 9.9 , The portion of thy sorrow which God hath allotted thee thy tormentor vpon earth to bring thy soule to heauen . For which malady : this is the best medicine : The remedy for a scolde . Vsibus edocto si quicquam credis amico .

Eyther to stop thine eares and not here her : or else to be silent , laugh at her , and not regard her : and not to seeke reuenge like the base sonne of a noble man in Rome : who being taken in a robberie , and brought before a Iudge to bee arraigned , hee asked him whose sonne he was : hee answered hee would not tell him , but said hee was the sonne of him that if he were hanged would surely be reuenged for his death , and so was contented to be hanged , that he might afterwards bee reuenged of the Iudge ; and no otherwise doth hee that leaues his home , runnes besseling to an Ale-house , Mad men that goe to be drunke for woemens wordes . damnes his soule , hurts his body , spends his time , wasts his goods , grieues his friends , beggers himselfe , vndoeth his children , and all to be reuenged of a woman : ( for her tongue in which there is no gouernment ) wherefore that is to be borne with patience , which cannot be redressed with carefulnesse . Others protest the delight they take in this vice is not for the drinke , but by reason of the company . To which I answere , Company the great cause of drunkennes . that is a bad fellowship which brings vs into a league with vice , and makes vs to set vertue at vtter defiance , that is a wicked knot of friendship , which tyes vs to our damnation , and mad dotage , that rather then wee will part with wicked companions , we will in foolish kindnes , accompany them into hell . If thereforee our companions delight in sinne , let not vs delight in them , but flye their societie , Exod. 23.2 . as being the Diuels aduocates to solicite vs into wickednesse , and let vs take heede whilest we labor to maintaine friendship with men , we doe not proclaime omnitie against God . It is said in Exodus , Eph. 57.11 . Thou shalt not follow a multitude to doe euill . And Paul to the Ephesians bids vs to haue no fellowship nor company with th●se instruments of Sathan , but rather reproue them . 2 Cor. 5.11 . And to the Corinthians : Company not with a Drunkard , not so much as to eate with him , much lesse to drinke . Salomon saith , Bee not of the number of them which are bibbers of Wine , for the drinker and the feaster shall be come poore , Pro. 23. &c. The Poet rightly said :

Commencia turpia sanctos . Corrumpunt mores , multi hoc periere veneno labimur in vitium & facile ad peiora mou●mur :

Euill company doth corrupt good manners , and many haue perished by this mischiefe , wee quickly slide into vice , and are easily perswaded to become worse and worse .

The greatest benefit thou shalt receiue by these swaggering and deboyst companions , A drunkard either cannot or will not doe any man good . is faire words , but faint deeds , for the most part what they promise when they are drunke , they forget when they are sober : or else in their vaine-glorious humour , they promise higher matters then their low estate ( consumed with prodigalitie ) can performe , for

Prodigalitas est vas magnum sine fundo ingens arca , Sine sera omnia profundit , reponit nihil .

Prodigalitie is a huge vessel without a bottome , a great chest without a locke , it drawes forth all things , it layes vp nothing . Your pot friendship , is no friendship : For as long as thou hast good clothes on thy backe , and money in thy purse , thou shalt haue friends plenty , and good fellowes flocke about thee : to giue thee drinke , when thou hast too much before , and truely I thinke herevpon comes the name of goodfellow , quasi goad fellow , because hee forceth and goads his fellowes forward to be drunke with his perswasiue termes , as I dranke to you , I pray pledge me , you dishonour me , you disgrace mee , and with such like words , doth vrge his consorts forward to be drunke , as oxen being prickt with goads , are compeld and forced to draw the Waine . But to returne to their friendship , if thou art in want & misery , these companions will not know thee , and if by chance thou come in house where as they are , to shun thy company they strait call , Chamberlaine giues a priuate roome ? And he that before would spend a crowne vpon thee to make thee drunke , will not now in thy penury lend thee sixe pence to make thee eate , although for lacke of foode thou staruest in the street . But I will councell you with Nash . All you that will not haue your braines twice sodden , The fruits of drunkenesse . your flesh rotten with the Dropsie , that loue not to goe in greasie dublets , stockings out at heeles , and weare Alehouse daggers at your backes , leaue this company keeping this slabbering brauerie , that will make you haue stinking breathes , and your faces blowed like bladders , deckt with pimples , your bodies smell like Brewers aprons . It will bring you in your old age to bee companions with none but Porters , Oastlers , and Carmen , to talke out of a Cage rayling as Drunkards are wont , a hundred boyes wondring about them : It is a most bewitching sinne , and being once entred into , hard to forgoe . Saint Austen compares it to the pit of hell , into which when one is once falling there is no redemption . Therefore you that are free from it reioyce and desire God so to keep you : and you that are entring into it forgoe it in time , as S. Iames saith , Iam. 4.7.8 . Resist the Diuell and hee will flie from you , draw neere to God , and he will draw neere to you . Take heede lest you take a habite in it , and so it grow to a custome , and then like the grand Drunkards of this age ( of whom I know too many ) you account it no sinne : For , consuetudo peccandi tollit sensum peccati , the custome of sinning taketh away the feeling of sinne . But with these Drunkards I haue not to doe , for no admonishment , but banishment will make them leaue it : For I feare the Lord hath done by them , as by Ieremiah , Iere. 51.39 . he threatneth the Babylonians , he hath giuen them ouer to a perpetuall drunkennes .

Others excuse themselues , and thinke they are free from this vice , because ( through the strength of their braines and bodies ) they can carry more then others : and boast although they dranke as much as any in the company , and that their consorts were drunke . Yet they were fresh enough : it is a small conquest they haue got , when in excessiue drinking they haue ouercome all their companions : seeing in conquering they are ouercome , and are shamefully foyled and ouerthrowne by Sathan , their chiefe enemy , whilest they triumph in a drunken victory ouer their friends : these men for want of vertue in them bragge of their vice : but Habakuk saith , Haba. 2.15.16 . woe vnto him that giueth his neighbour drinke , thou ioynest thine heate , and makest him drunken that thou maist see his priuities : Isa 28.3 . The Lords right hand shall be turned vnto thee , and shameful spuing shall be for thy glory . And Isaiah saith , Prouer. 11. The crowne and the pride of the Drunkard shall be troden vnder feete . And in the fift chapter hee pronounceth a woe vnto them which rise vp early to follow Drunkennes , and to them that continue vntill night , &c. The Philosopher saith : Nulla capitalior pestis hominibus à natura data est quam Ebrietas , nam , ex hac fonte prodit quicquid est in hominum vite scelerum & calamitatum .

Nature neuer sent amongst men a more deadlier plague then Drunkennes , for it is the well-spring from whence floweth all manner of mischiefe , and calamitie that happens to men . Wine hath as much force as fire , for as soone as it hath ouertaken any it dispatcheth him : For it discloseth the secrets of the soule , and troubleth the whole minde . A drunken gouernour and ruler of any thing whatsoeuer , bringeth all to ruine and ouerthrow , whether it be a Ship , or a Wagon , or Armie , or any other thing committed to his charge : The consideration whereof made the Philosopher say , when the Wine is in a man , hee is as a running Coach without a Coachman . Therefore they that delight ( not onely to see ) but also to force their neighbors to sinne in this vice by vrging them to drinke more then they would onely to pledge them , doe no otherwise then if they made it their glory and pastime , to see God dishonoured , his name blaspheamed , his creatures abused , and their friends and companions damned . To reioyce to see a man drunk , is no otherwise then to be glad to see a the vngodly and sinner appeare . These men are imitators of Tiberius and Vitellius , most beastly and luxurious , Emperours of Rome : who were drunke and rioted all night , and sleepe and rested all day . The first , for his beastly conditions of Tiberius , was called biberius , Suetonius . of Claudius ca●dius , of Nero , Mero : in his drunkennesse be caused Rome to be fired , yet before he died ( as a iust plague vnto him ) he was forced to drink puddle water . and commended the same for an admirable drinke : ●a●llius . Reguat but eight-monthes . and for feare of the Citizens punishment , was forced to stab himselfe : the other was drawne through the streets with a halter about his necke , and shamefully put to death : a right reward and good example for drunken Magistrates , and gouernours . But I could wish that ryotous persons , would note and take example by the gouernment of Antonius Pius , T. Anto. P. was the 16. Emper. of Rome 23. yeeres . in whose time ( when hee perceiued ) the people of Rome giuen to drinke without measure , he made a law that none should sell Wine , but the Apothecaries in their shops , and onely for the sicke and diseased . Or behold the gouernment of Alexander Seuerus , Alex. 26. Empe. Rom. 13. yeeres who quite purged Rome from all the filthy vices , and fowle enormities , bred in the time of his predecessor , Helyogabalus , and reduced it to the ancient and ciuill gouernment , that Cicero writeth of in his Booke of lawes , wherein he affirmeth , that no Roman durst goe in the streetes . If that he bare not a shew in his hand , whereon hee did liue . In consideration thereof , the Consull did be●re a Battle Axe before him , the Praetors a Hat in the maner of a Coyfe : the Tribunes a Mace : the Cutlers a Sword , the Taylors a payre of Sheares : the Smithes a Hammer : the Orators a Booke ; not permitting that those that were Masters of Sciences , should bee schollars of vices : ( in such sort that Marcus Aurelius in making mention of the ancient diligence of the Romans , writeth that they did also employ with such a zeale their labours and trauely , that in Rome could not be found an idle person , to carry a letter two or three dayes iourney . But if this law of the Romans were in force with vs , how many thousands ( if they made shew of the trade and arte they professed ) would be forced to goe vp and down with quart pots in their hands : our Nation is so polluted with this vice of Drunkennesse , that the great drinkings of forraine Countries compared to ours , are but sippings . We haue them that drinke more in a yeere , Maximillion the Emp. is sayd to deuour forry pound of flesh , & drink a hogshead of wine in one day . then Maximillion the Emperour : And others that drink more at a draught , then any Hackney horse . The historie that Paulus Diacrus reporteth ( of the drinking of foure Lumbards , although a thing to all the hearers in former ages reputed monstrous , yet compared to the drinkings of our times , it is scarce maruellous : ) He saith , there were foure old men that made a banquet , in the which they dranke the yeeres of one another , after the manner as followeth : They ordained to drinke two to two , and counted their age of yeeres that each of them had , and he that dranke to his companion should drinke so many times , as he had liued yeeres : and the yongest of these foure was eight and fifty yeeres old : the second threescore and three : the third fourescore and seuen : the fourth fourescore and twelue : so that he that dranke least dranke eight and fifty tasters of Wine : Although these drinkings were strange , monstrous & vnnaturall , and the draughts many in number , yet they were not great in quantity : nor like the draught that one of Sleuent●n made , A towne within two miles of Abington in Barkhamstead . who is yet liuing , he dranke a peck at a draught : one also a Dier of Barkhamsteed in Hartfordshire did the like . I haue seene a company amongst the very Woods and Forrests , drinking for a muggle , in such excessiue maner , that in my opinion it farre excelled the drinking of the Lumbards . For sixe haue determined to trie their strengths who could drinke most glasses for the muggle . The first drinkes a glasse of a pint , the second two , the next three , and so euery one multiplyeth till the last taketh sixe . Then the first beginneth againe and taketh seuen , and in this manner they drinke thrice a peece round , euery man taking a glasse more then his fellow , so that hee that dranke least : which was , the first dranke one and twentie pints , and the sixt man thirty sixe : which although the number of draughts were lesse then the Lumbards , yet the quantitie of drinke was farre more . But if they hap to go a fourth about ( as these Forresters are like enough to bee soone ready embarqued in this bold aduenture for hel ) Then they farre exceede the drinkings of the Lumbards , in quantitie and qualitie , and for the same worthy to be canonized , fit Saints for the Diuell . And to speak a truth concerning the manner of liuing of these Forresters ( as well the inhabitants of the new Forrest , as the Forrest of Windsor ) there is no place in England giuen to more frequent Ebrious meetings , and continuall drinkings , then they are : And although one may trauel a whole day abroad in these solitarie places , and not finde a man to guide him in his way . Yet if one returne to their scattering Villages , and loane houses , you shall scarce goe a furlong , but he shall finde great plenty of tempters , and store of directers , to bring a man out of his wit : For there is not a Hamlet amongst them , but is furnished with three or foure Alehouses at the least : Nay scarce a lone Cottage , but is a typling house , and these continually haunted with true Ale-Knights , that cry out , they had rather drinke forth their eyes , then the wormes should eate them out , according to the Poet : Valebetis inquit ocelli Namque satis vidi non satis vsque bibi :

M. Camden in his Britania reciteth , that it is written in the Blacke booke of th' Exchequer , that a Forrest is a safe harbour and abiding place of Deere or Beasts , not of any sort whatsoeuer : but of wilde and such as delight in Woods , ( and herevpon a Forrest hath the name ( as one would say Feresta , that is a Station of wilde Beasts : and likewise I thinke the inhabitants of these places , learne their sauage manners , and brutish behauiour , because they conuerse chiefely with Beasts : For they haue no Magistrates , nor they will hire no Ministers , for they goe ten times to an Ale-house , before they goe once to a Church : Well they may bee likened to Dionysius the yonger , who was sometimes more then nine dayes drunke together , but in the end he lost his estate , and it is to be feared ( vnlesse they repent and amend , their hap will bee as hard for heauen , as his was on earth : And then too late they may remember these old verses :

Damna fleo Rerum , sed plus fleo Damna dierum , Quisquis potest rebus succurere nemo diebus , For losse of wealth partly I grieue , But for losse of time I grieue much more , For many may my wants relieue , But time being lost none can restore .

I remember Montague in his Essayes makes it a question disputable , whether the estate of him that is going to the Gallowes to be hanged , or hee that is a common Drunkard is more miserable , yeelding his censure : that hee which is going to dye on the Gallowes , of the two is the happier ( by so much as hee that is entring into a surfet , is in worse estate then he that hath taken Physicke , a purgation for the same ,

Miserius nihil est misero , se non miserante . There is nothing more wretched , then in a wretched man that Reakes not his owne misery : and such is the state of the Drunkard , that he both perceiues this vice , and disalloweth it in others , but neither seeth nor hates it in himselfe , like she in Ouid :

Video meliora proboque deteriora sequor : Ouid Metam . I see the good , and giue allowance to it , The euill is my choyce , I loue and doe it .

For a Drunkard although hee cannot speake a plaine word , will neuer yeeld himselfe to be drunke , and after their rule a man is not accounted drunke , altheugh hee cannot speake , goe , nor stand , nor is able to craule forth of the high way , so as hee can hold vp his finger , if he see a Cart comming vpon him . After this Rule it is a thing questionable whether of their consorts , named Iohn Lawrence being at Windsor , and drunke so hard , that hauing a Cart and three Horses , he was not able to stand to driue them out of towne , but some of his company helpt him vp into the Cart , thinking the horse would bring him home . ( But so it chanced he fell a sleepe in the Cart ) and the Horse going in the middest of the Forrest , and there stayed feeding , came a good fellow by , and stole away two of the Horse : The Filhorse making after his fellowes , drew the man in the Cart so farre that it was out of his knowledge where he was : and either by the braying of the horse , or some Iut of the Cart , hee by chance awaked before hee was come to himselfe : ( which being ) and he seeing but one Horse in the Cart , cried out , Lord , where am I ? Or who am I ? If I am Iohn Lawrence , then haue I lost a Cart and three Horses : But if I am not Iohn Lawrence , then haue I found a Cart and one Horse . Nor by their rule a Marchant of Bristow ( which shall be namelesse ) comming to a house of a Gentlemans of good hospitalitie , within two miles of Hungerford , and two of his friends with him , where they all dranke most free of this Gentlemans Beere , because they found him liberall of his loue , in so much as when they came in the middest of a great water leading into Hungerford towne , this Marchants eyes dazeled : and hee asked his friends why they did not alight vp that great Hill : they answered it was water , but that could not perswade him , but in the middest of the water he alighted , swearing he would not ride vp so great a Hill , and so waded through the rest of the water , being halfe a furlong of length , & of a great depth , yet by their rule hee was not drunke . Nor hee that cralled vnder all the signes from Holborne Bridge to Saint Giles , because in a Moone-shine night his eyes being glazed ( with the mist of Mallego Sacke ) and seeing the shaddow of the Signes vpon the ground . swore they were arrant knaues for setting the Signes so low , that a man could not goe vpright vnder them . But letting carowsers alone with their owne definition , because a Drunkard cannot be expressed without some diuision wee will ( before wee enter therevnto set downe a learned mans description , who saith , A Drunkard is the annoyance of modestie , The di●cription of a drunkard . the trouble of ciuilitie , the spoile of wealth , the destruction of Reason , he is one ly the Brewars agent , the Alehouse benefactor , the Beggars companion , the Constables trouble , hee is his wiues woe , his Childrens sorrow , his Neighbours scoffe , his owne shame , in some : hee is a tub of swill , a spirit of sleepe , The nyne sorts of drunkards . a picture of a Beast , a Monster of a man . But now concerning the diuision , there are of Drunkards nine sorts . The first is Lyon drunke , which breakes glasse windowes , cals his Hostesse Whoore , strikes , fights or quarrels , with either Brother , Friend or Father . The second is Ape-drunke , who dances , capers , and leapes about the house , sings and reioyces , and is wholly rauisht into iests , mirth and melodie . The third is sheepe drunke , who is very kinde and liberall , and sayes , by God captaine I loue you ? Goe thy wayes , thou thinkest not so often of mee , as I doe of thee , and in this sheepish humour giues away his Horse , his Sword , the clothes off his backe . The fourth is Sow drunke , who vomits , spewes , and wallowes in the mire , like a Swine , and seeing the Moone shine , sayes , put out the Candle le ts goe to bed , lay a little more on the feete and all is well . The fist is Foxe drunke , who being of a dull spirit : will make no bargaine till hee hath sharpened his wit with the essence of good liquor , and is then so craftie and politique , Aebritas prodit quodamat cer siue quod odir . that hee deceiues any man that shall deale with him : of this nature are many of the Dutch-men , that when they drinke most , they bargaine best . The sixt is Maudlin drunke , who weepes , cryes , and whines , to see the goose goe barefoote . The seuenth is Goate drunke , who is in his drinke so lecherous , that hee makes no difference of either time , or place , age or youth , but cryes out a Whoore , a Whoore , ten pound for a Whoore. The eight is Martin drunke , which will bee drunke betimes in the morning , or alwayes the first in the company , yet will he neuer cease drinking , till he hath made himselfe fresh againe . The ninth and last is Bat drunke , which are a sort of Drunkards that will not openly be seen in such actions , but as the reremowse or Bat , delights in secret places and flies by night : so they will drinke priuately , and chiefely in the night : of this sort may be some of your damask coated Citizen , that sit in their shops both forenoone & afternoone , & looke more sowerly on their poore neighbours , then if they had drunke a quart of Vinegar at a draught , yet at night sneake out of their doores and slip into a Tauerne , where either alone , or with some other that battles their money together , they so plye themselues with peny pots , ( which like small shot ) goe of powring into their fat paunches , that at length they haue not an eye to see with all , nor a good legge to stand on , and on this sort are many hypocriticall professors which abuse sacred Religion , carrying in the day times Bibles vnder their armes , but in the night they slip into Alehouse or Tauernes .

And therefore to draw toward a conclusion , I account that party to bee within the predicament of Drunkennesse , that in any sort through drinking doth at all enter into any of these precedent passions , beyond his naturall inclination : and for the more surer remedy of this dangerous and detestable sinne , the best course is to auoide that which was the first , and is the chiefest occasion thereof : ( viz. ) pledging and drinking one to another : which thing first arose in this Kingdome , vpon a good reason , because men were so brutish , that at Feasts and meetings when one was drinking his enemie would take an occasion to stab him . Wherevpon generall meetings were auoided : vnlesse they had in their company some sure Friend to bee his pledge while he was drinking , that none should hurt him : Which thing ( God be thanked ) needeth not to be feared by vs , in regard we haue the lawes of God to guide the vertuous , and the lawes of the Land to rule the wicked , and this thing of vrging one another was most carefully preuented by Ashueroshe at his great Feast made to an hundred and seuen Hest. 1.8 . and twentie Prouinces : wishing that none should force other , but that they should drinke in order : May not we that are Christians be ashamed to thinke that Heathens should haue more care to preuent this great and capitall sin , then our selues , considering there is no sinne so vnnaturall to our bodies , so pestiferous to our soules , more wasting to our estates : Wherefore ( gentle Reader ) God grant thee grace to auoide it , by my slender instruction : and mee power to giue example by my life and and conuersation , and then hast thou sufficient recompence for thy reading , and my selfe full satisfaction for my writing .

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Errata .

IN the Epistle Dedicat. reade for craue the patronage , your patronage , Ibid. for the Wine and Beere , your Wine and Beere : Ibid. for it better , had it beene better , for enioy it , haue enioyed it . In the Epist. to the Reader , for which thing grant , God grant . pag. B. 2. l. 22. for the body , read , your body : Ibid. for potes , putes : ib: for parat parant , lb. for foemina vina , r. foemina vina virum , ib. for cassum , castum for Sodama , Sodoma B. 3. l. 32. for now aymes , presently aymes , C. 1. l. 20. for requireth , requiteth , ib. l. 4. and examples of examples , ibid. l. 17. Opoplexes , Apoplexes . 26. l. for Master King , the King c. 4 , l. 9. for it loued he , loued , ib l. 17. for meluendus , metuendus . D. lin. 28. ad sacram , r. Ebrietas &c. for slabbering , slauering , E. 4 l. 3. for Steuenton Stenenton .