THE
SMOAKING
AGE
.
OR
,
The
Life
and
Death
of
TOBACCO
.
IN
Tartarie
(
I
reade
)
not
farre
from
the
Burmudoes
,
there
dwelt
a
rich
Hander
,
whose
name
was
Nepenthes
:
enricht
he
was
with
all
the
best
of
temporall
fortunes
;
and
to
make
his
blessings
more
consummate
,
with
a
chaste
and
continent
wife
,
called
Vsque●…aughin
.
yet
that
he
might
acknowledge
,
there
was
nothing
in
this
interins
of
mans
life
so
absolute
,
which
was
not
sometimes
attended
with
crosses
,
or
at
least
,
all●…yed
▪
to
make
humane
frailtie
confesse
a
more
soveraigne
power
:
hee
tasted
(
one
distaste
)
in
the
overflow
of
his
fortunes
,
which
was
,
want
of
children
.
Much
he
had
,
and
great
possessions
was
he
master
of
:
but
who
should
be
his
heire
he
knew
not
,
being
bereft
(
of
that
onely
one
of
humane
blessings
,
hope
of
issue
.
Long
had
he
now
lived
with
his
vertuous
wife
,
when
behold
he
was
made
happy
in
hope
,
though
the
event
answered
not
his
expectation
so
fully
as
hee
imagined
,
and
thus
it
fell
out
.
These
two
good
Inhabitants
dwelling
neere
to
the
sea
,
they
used
now
and
then
to
walke
upon
the
sea
shoare
,
not
onely
to
refresh
themselves
with
the
coole
temperature
of
the
aire
,
but
in
meere
compassion
to
entertaine
(
such
shipwrack't
soules
as
destitute
of
hope
or
meanes
,
were
throwen
upon
that
coast
▪
it
chanced
that
an
Apothecary
of
the
Burmudoes
,
(
intending
to
goe
into
Hoemonia
where
the
best
and
soveraignest
herbes
,
plants
,
soots
,
and
Aromotaries
are
said
to
be
)
he
was
intercepted
by
Pirots
,
who
rifling
him
of
that
poore
estate
hee
had
,
threw
him
over
ship-boord
:
but
see
what
refuge
he
found
in
the
ocean
?
The
Polype
fish
(
which
naturally
loveth
sweet
savours
,
&
is
exceedingly
delighted
with
perfumes
or
any
fragrant
smell
,
taking
this
Apothecary
in
her
nose
,
presently
approches
him
,
and
swallowes
him
(
for
he
was
but
a
little
dapper
knave
)
quite
downe
.
The
poore
Apothecary
thus
imprisoned
,
yet
not
quite
bereft
of
sense
,
but
to
know
where
he
was
,
remembers
himself
,
recollects
his
spirits
,
&
with
an
expert
and
successive
hand
,
tries
this
conclusion
;
he
called
●…o
mind
how
he
had
some
purging
Comsits
about
him
,
for
(
he
being
costive
in
his
body
,
used
them
upon
all
occasions
:
)
these
he
ministers
to
the
fish
,
which
she
no
sooner
had
received
,
then
,
as
the
Scolopendra
is
said
to
avoyd
her
very
entrals
,
till
she
has
rid
her selfe
of
the
hooke
,
so
she
purged
backeward
and
forward
:
sicke
she
was
,
and
heart-sick
of
the
Apothecarie
,
and
in
great
extremity
,
till
delivered
of
him
:
for
any
man
may
judge
,
if
one
pill
had
such
extreme
force
,
what
force
was
he
of
that
ministred
these
pils
?
Not
farre
from
the
banke
side
,
was
this
poore
Apothecary
set
at
liberty
:
when
behold
,
he
begins
now
to
wrastle
with
a
second
death
:
the
billowes
of
the
sea
menacing
ruine
;
the
whirlepits
gaping
to
devour
him
;
little
hope
or
none
is
left
him
;
for
there
's
no
Purge
in
all
his
Boxes
will
save
him
.
The
poore
man
thus
distressed
,
though
to
dye
hardly
resolved
,
yet
he
sees
no
remedy
,
to
die
he
must
be
enforced
;
and
surely
had
dyed
,
if
thse
two
compassionate
Ilanders
,
that
ever
were
prest
and
addrest
to
pitty
others
miseries
,
had
not
rescued
him
.
A
little
Cock-boat
being
tied
to
the
shoare-side
,
(
though
unfit
to
endure
any
rough
tempest
,
)
Nepenthes
unlooseth
and
in
meere
compassion
(
though
in
this
adventure
he
hazzarded
himselfe
,
and
was
much
disswaded
by
his
wife
to
the
contrary
)
yet
sets
he
forth
towards
him
,
and
by
the
sudden
calmnesse
of
the
tempests
intimating
,
that
the
gods
themselves
were
pleased
with
a
worke
of
that
merit
,
he
takes
him
up
into
his
Boat
,
and
brings
him
with
a
mutuall
joy
,
in
safety
to
the
shoare
.
The
Apothecary
as
yet
amazed
with
his
new-past
danger
,
and
as
one
new
come
out
of
a
trance
,
thinking
these
two
Ilanders
had
beene
Neptune
and
Tethis
his
Queene
,
and
no
mortall
creatures
,
made
this
druggary
speech
unto
them
following
.
BRAVE
and
puissant
Neptune
,
and
you
sacred
Queene
of
the
nine
Iles
,
Lady
maioresse
of
the
great
Ocean
,
Governesse
of
the
lower
Elements
,
Commandresse
of
all
the
skaly
generation
,
from
the
Sea-horse
to
the
Sea-mouse
,
Umpiresse
of
all
differences
in
this
watery
region
,
&c:
may
a
poore
ship-wrackt
Pothecarie
speake
to
your
Excellence
?
one
that
hath
ministred
Triackles
,
Antidotes
,
Receits
&
Cordials
to
all
(
or
most
of
your
Patients
)
within
your
flourishing
Iles
of
the
Burmudoes
;
and
now
is
enforced
(
like
a
poore
supplicant
)
al
Drugs
of
Rheubarbe
,
Carduus
sanctus
,
Coloquintida
,
Artemisia
,
Oenanthe
,
and
what
herbes
or
plants
soever
were
preservative
against
the
Scotoma
,
Oedema
,
Lithiasis
,
Paralysis
,
Celphalgia
,
Lycanthropia
;
all
diseases
,
Ulcers
,
Morbs
or
Contagions
wheresoever
or
howsoever
arising
,
all
these
(
I
say
)
set
aside
,
I
am
now
enforced
to
crave
pardon
at
your
Highnesse
feet
.
With
this
:
the
two
Ilanders
interrupted
him
,
demanding
the
reason
why
hee
should
pardon
?
O
(
replied
the
Apothecary
)
I
see
the
judgements
of
Neptune
be
now
(
and
not
without
cause
)
powred
upon
me
;
oft
have
I
(
and
with
watery
eyes
I
speake
i●…
)
ministred
instead
of
purging
materials
,
such
as
were
binding
:
This
,
this
,
(
and
with
that
he
beat
his
brest
exceedingly
)
have
my
false
Drugs
brought
me
to
:
I
have
oft
times
ministred
for
potions
,
poysons
to
torment
my
Patients
;
that
I
might
increase
my
estate
by
their
infirmities
:
I
never
consulted
with
my
Doctor
for
my
Patients
health
,
but
how
to
augment
my
wealth
,
by
his
lingring
sicknesse
.
Punish
me
therefore
Great
Neptune
,
throw
me
into
the
Sea
,
that
I
may
poyson
as
many
fish
as
I
have
poysoned
men
.
Nepenthes
willing
to
waine
him
from
this
strange
distraction
,
bad
him
be
comforted
,
and
with
this
serious
speech
shewed
him
his
errours
.
MY
FRIEND
,
as
thou
ascribest
,
the
cause
of
thy
present
misery
,
to
thy
forepast
impiety
,
and
as
thou
wishest
Neptune
might
censure-thee
according
:
o
thy
demerits
,
having
deserved
the
worst
of
men
:
so
I
would
have
thee
know
I
am
neither
Neptune
that
can
or
will
censure
,
nor
shee
Tethis
that
should
shew
thee
rigour
;
Two
Ilanders
we
are
that
will
shew
thee
our
best
of
welcome
,
and
hospitality
shall
be
the
worst
punishment
we
will
inflict
upon
thee
:
onely
,
as
thou
ex
:
pressest
thy
owne
sorrow
for
the
contempt
of
thy
profession
:
redeeme
the
time
thou
hast
lost
,
and
retire
with
us
;
if
we
can
yeeld
thee
comfort
use
us
:
for
never
past
misery
by
this
shore
unpitied
,
if
we
could
either
remedy
it
,
or
redresse
it
.
With
great
thankes
went
the
Apothecary
along
with
them
to
a
neighbour
Grange
adjoyning
,
where
with
all
curtesie
he
was
entertained
.
It
chanced
one
day
,
that
Usquebaughin
sitting
discontentedly
in
her
Garden
,
began
to
expostulate
the
cause
of
her
barrennesse
,
and
thus
(
though
hervertues
never
before
so
farre
transgressed
their
limits
,
or
lesse
expressed
themselves
)
she
proceeded
.
Wretched
Vsquebaughin
,
what
crime
hast
thou
committed
,
what
offence
hast
thou
done
,
or
what
worke
of
hospitality
hast
thou
omitted
:
That
thou
(
and
that
onely
thou
)
shouldst
be
deprived
of
that
commune
bounty
of
Nature
?
Others
have
flourishing
issues
;
and
though
their
estates
be
lesse
,
yet
they
know
,
who
shall
possesse
them
:
But
I
(
that
have
no
issue
,
bereft
of
the
greatest
of
comforts
,
what
avayleth
it
me
to
possesse
abundance
,
when
all
this
shall
succeed
to
a
doubtfull
heire
?
yet
is
my
griefe
enlarged
!
who
will
not
judge
how
Nepenthes
got
it
?
that
hath
no
issue
to
whom
he
may
leave
it
;
sure
(
will
some
imagine
)
extortion
hath
been
the
meanes
of
his
raising
,
which
makes
his
house
so
quickly
declining
.
True
,
true
,
(
unhappy
woman
)
many
such
surmises
will
arise
from
thy
barrennesse
:
though
thy
husbands
vertues
be
never
so
transparant
.
I
will
retire
my selfe
therefore
to
some
desolate
place
,
that
as
,
I
am
deprived
of
comfort
,
I
may
be
deprived
of
light
;
nor
would
I
have
an
imputation
aspersed
on
my
husbands
honour
,
through
my
defect
.
Whilst
she
was
descanting
thus
her
own
griefes
silently
,
that
the
silence
of
the
place
and
privacie
of
her
passions
might
augment
them
:
Cantharides
(
for
so
was
the
Apothecarie
called
)
came
into
the
garden
,
where
seeing
this
disconsolate
woman
(
all
a
mort
)
wiping
her
teare-swolne-eyes
,
to
minister
no
lesse
solace
in
her
afflictions
,
than
she
had
done
before
to
his
,
he
thus
with
milde
aspect
,
and
compassionate
respect
,
spake
unto
her
.
IF
griefes
be
best
allayed
when
communicated
,
or
afflictions
best
eased
,
when
they
find
partners
:
be
not
such
an
enemie
to
your selfe
(
sweet
Mistris
)
as
so
to
engrosse
your
owne
passions
to
your selfe
,
as
to
shrowd
them
from
others
.
Nor
indeed
can
griefes
be
concealed
.
The
face
is
the
best
Secretary
of
the
heart
;
and
will
expresse
in
silence
,
what
passions
move
disturbance
.
But
it
may
be
,
you
wish
one
of
more
secrecie
to
impart
your
woes
unto
;
of
secrecie
you
cannot
,
of
discipline
you
may
.
And
though
judgment
wanteth
yet
shall
secrecy
and
fidelity
supply
the
place
,
where
more
serious
advice
cannot
instruct
:
Suspect
me
you
need
not
,
for
my
life
is
due
unto
you
;
and
let
this
protestation
serve
for
confirmance
:
when
I
cease
to
be
yours
,
I
will
cease
to
be
mine
owne
.
The
Gentle
woman
seeing
the
character
of
a
good
Nature
in
his
ill
face
,
and
one
that
seemed
willing
to
requite
so
inestimable
a
benefit
as
hee
had
received
,
subjecting
and
consecrating
his
life
where
it
was
due
:
apprehended
this
occasion
of
delivering
her
surcharged
brest
,
recalling
to
mind
how
by
his
profession
,
there
might
be
some
cure
to
the
cause
of
her
griefe
.
Guest
(
for
so
I
will
be
bold
to
call
you
:
)
I
know
sorrowes
are
best
allayed
when
imparted
,
if
hope
of
remedy
,
or
least
appearance
of
release
be
expressed
:
But
so
farre
is
the
nature
of
my
sore
above
the
search
or
reach
of
cure
,
that
in
expressing
them
I
seeme
to
augment
them
,
because
the
opening
of
my
malady
,
will
instantly
minister
despaire
of
remedy
:
yet
to
satisfie
your
desire
(
that
generally
our
hospitality
may
afford
content
)
I
will
describe
my
griefes
,
though
by
the
relation
I
expect
no
ease
.
Know
(
my
friend
)
that
many
yeares
have
my
husband
and
I
lived
together
,
without
least
difference
or
debate
betweene
us
:
and
in
that
prosperity
and
happines
of
estate
(
if
happines
can
consist
in
having
sufficient
)
as
we
have
not
only
a
competency
in
our selves
,
but
have
expressed
and
extended
our
bounties
unto
others
:
Yet
in
this
seeming
Beatitude
,
in
this
height
of
riches
(
know
my
friend
)
that
we
are
made
miserable
,
yea
,
in
our
riches
despicable
;
the
cause
is
drawne
from
our
want
of
issue
,
which
you
know
(
if
ever
experience
gave
you
that
comfort
)
to
be
the
principall
motive
of
true
content
;
ministring
best
solace
to
the
parents
griefes
;
yea
,
and
reviveing
their
memory
,
when
raked
up
in
the
ashes
of
oblivion
.
Alas
sir
,
what
be
these
faire
buildings
,
flourishing
Medes
,
spacious
Downes
,
which
you
see
wee
are
here
possessed
of
?
they
must
of
necessity
succeed
to
some
,
and
it
may
be
to
some
base
Tartarian
,
that
will
raze
and
deface
the
memory
of
our
providence
,
with
his
security
,
riot
,
and
superfl●…ous
expence
.
And
what
shall
remaine
of
us
?
scarce
so
much
as
that
we
were
;
But
why
doe
I
beat
the
aire
,
with
a
vaine
repetition
of
misery
?
You
have
heard
sir
the
occasion
of
my
griefe
,
the
motive
of
my
discontent
;
and
I
know
you
imagine
it
to
bee
above
the
compasse
of
remedy
,
let
it
be
sufficient
that
I
have
satisfied
you
,
that
can
satisfie
my selfe
in
nothing
save
griefe
.
This
discourse
the
Apothecary
attentively
observed
:
oftimes
lifting
up
his
hands
to
heaven
,
thanking
the
powers
divine
,
that
they
had
ministred
him
so
ample
and
expedite
an
occasion
,
both
of
shewing
argument
of
his
thankfulnesse
,
and
meanes
to
release
this
disconsolate
woman
of
her
pensivenesse
.
For
this
Cantharides
was
excellent
for
many
Cures
,
but
for
none
so
famous
as
for
sterility
or
barrennesse
:
for
which
exquisite
Art
and
knowledge
,
hee
was
famous
through
all
the
Burmudoes
Ilands
:
so
that
as
no
place
was
then
more
savage
,
so
no
Region
or
Countrey
had
more
fruitfull
women
in
it
.
Thus
therfore
,
as
soone
as
she
had
expressed
the
cause
of
her
discontent
,
with
cheerful
countenance
he
thus
addressed
his
speech
;
I
HOPE
(
faire
Mistris
)
this
present
occasion
of
your
grieving
shall
be
(
ere
long
)
the
motivest
cause
of
your
joying
:
there
is
no
cloud
but
it
presages
a
following
cleerenesse
,
no●…
tempest
(
but
if
over-past
)
moves
the
Mariners
to
more
cheerefulnesse
.
The
Halcyons
song
they
say
(
Mistris
)
bodes
a
storme
;
but
the
Dolphins
playing
,
portends
a
calme
.
Some
sing
against
their
death
,
with
the
Swan
;
and
some
sing
against
their
birth
,
with
the
Lark●…
.
Some
plants
are
for
expelling
sorrow
,
as
the
Mugwort
;
as
others
to
distract
the
senses
with
the
Hemlocke
.
Some
have
vertue
to
cast
sorrow
on
sleepe
,
as
the
Saffron
;
others
to
keepe
them
waking
,
as
the
Moly
.
And
Elements
skirmish
one
with
another
,
lest
man
should
be
though
onely
to
skirmish
with
himselfe
.
Windes
that
rise
in
the
shoares
of
L●…panthos
,
in
the
Morning
,
send
forth
gusts
from
the
North
,
in
the
Evening
,
calmes
from
the
West
.
This
I
speake
(
Gentle
woman
)
to
expresse
the
limit
of
your
griefe
extended
,
the
web
of
your
passions
contracted
,
and
now
your
calme
approching
,
after
so
many
billowes
over-flowing
.
The
cause
of
your
griefe
I
know
to
be
moving
:
for
all
creatures
have
,
and
doe
repose
their
greatest
joy
in
their
progeny
:
Priam
and
his
miserable
Hecuba
before
the
ruine
and
desolation
of
that
great
and
populous
Citie
,
which
indured
so
many
sieges
ere
it
was
sacked
,
were
esteemed
happy
in
all
things
,
yet
the
complement
of
their
happinesse
consisted
in
their
faire
and
flourishing
issues
.
Herotinus
had
as
much
Temporall
felicity
,
as
humane
debility
could
attaine
unto
,
yet
the
extent
of
that
felicity
summ'd
up
it selfe
in
his
600
sonnes
.
And
true
it
is
you
say
,
that
the
posterity
gives
life
to
the
deceased
parent
;
for
as
long
as
their
issue
surviveth
,
their
image
seemes
revived
,
and
Nature
seemes
to
proportion
a
second
selfe
in
the
child
,
being
cast
in
the
mould
of
the
Parent
.
But
whence
this
discourse
!
in
expressing
comforts
of
this
nature
,
and
not
ministring
to
your
discomfort
,
I
seeme
to
imitate
a
rigorous
and
remorselesse
Physician
,
who
before
hee
gives
his
Patienta
Cordiall
,
applies
unto
him
extreamest
Corasives
.
I
am
heartily
glad
(
Gentle
woman
)
I
am
arrived
here
for
your
sake
,
and
if
divine
powers
,
(
as
sure
they
have
)
may
bee
thought
to
have
a
hand
in
mens
preservation
,
for
a
more
excellent
end
or
purpose
,
sure
that
Aesculapius
(
which
lenge
that
publique
staine
to
deserved
honour
;
that
corrupter
of
hospitalitie
;
that
pearle
of
greatnesse
,
bottle-nosed
Bacchus
.
Doest
not
remember
,
how
those
ambitious
Giants
,
had
well
nye
scaled
thy
fathers
palace
;
overthrowne
the
mansions
of
Heaven
;
and
made
the
whole
Fabricke
of
Iove
a
pile
of
ruine
?
And
whence
proceeded
this
,
but
from
Ioves
too
much
lenitie
?
Ixion
would
have
(
like
thy
Bacchus
)
beene
a
little
too
familiar
with
Iuno
,
if
Ioves
transpiercing
eyes
had
not
diverted
his
owne
scandall
,
and
preserved
his
Queenes
honour
.
But
see
what
just
judgement
he
(
in
his
powerfull
Majestie
)
denounced
on
so
impudent
and
ingratefull
a
Villaine
:
in
stead
of
loving
,
he
is
now
rolling
,
and
must
so
perpetually
,
the
wheele
of
eternall
anguish
:
Blessed
prevention
!
Deserved
censure
!
But
thou
(
as
one
either
secure
of
thine
one
shame
,
or
ignorant
of
publique
infamie
)
●…itst
in
a
whoores
lap
,
makes
Carols
to
be
sung
in
honour
of
thy
Bastard
:
O
,
is
not
this
brave
sport
for
Bacchus
?
Yes
,
yes
,
thy
Tragedy
yeelds
▪
him
an
ample
and
spacious
argument
of
a
delightfull
Comedy
:
For
lately
,
I
heare
,
hee
presented
an
exquisite
Enterlude
,
all
composed
of
thy
follies
:
here
presented
one
of
his
drunken
Attendants
,
thy
Queene
laughing
,
another
thy selfe
sleeping
,
and
Bacehus
brought
in
himselfe
horning
;
where
,
like
a
second
Al●…ides
,
he
makes
thy
browes
his
columnes
,
on
which
he
engraves
his
perpetuall
motto
,
Non
ul●…ra
.
Here
is
excellent
worke
for
a
silent
asse
to
bee
hood-winkt
in
!
What
Pilot
,
seeing
an
imminent
tempest
approaching
,
will
not
cast
anchor
,
or
retire
to
harbour
?
But
thou
,
seeing
the
tempest
of
thy
shame
,
not
imminent
,
but
transparent
,
sleep'st
with
the
Dormouse
,
and
risest
with
the
Snaile
,
horned
.
I
will
be
briefe
,
though
a
matter
of
this
consequence
,
requires
a
world
of
instruction
:
make
me
Italian
worke
in
their
guts
,
play
mee
Tereus
part
:
Thou
hast
no
Progne
,
but
a
strumpet
;
no
Philom●…la
,
but
an
impudent
prostistute
.
Cut
out
her
tongue
,
and
shee
will
not
blab
thy
shame
:
hang
up
Bacchus
for
an
Ivie
bush
at
everie
Taverne
doore
in
Hell
.
Let
Monsieur
Claret
(
who
I
am
credibly
enformed
was
his
Pandor
)
bee
drunke
of
none
but
Tinkers
,
and
let
them
drinke
till
they
surfet
,
that
they
may
spue
him
in
the
street
againe
.
O
that
I
could
expresse
the
infinitenesse
of
the
malady
which
thou
art
incident
to
,
and
knowes
it
not
;
made
a
monster
and
observes
it
not
;
laught
at
by
thine
owne
Planter
,
and
sees
it
not
;
balladed
at
by
a
nastie
troope
of
Gally-foists
,
Villaines
of
the
last
edition
;
proclaimed
Recreants
to
the
field
of
Vertue
,
and
whipped
in
the
Statute
Booke
of
S●…turne
.
And
yet
(
my
squeamish
Cosin
)
you
cannot
see
into
the
eye●…ore
of
your
reproach
.
P●…oebus
so
much
respects
you
,
hee
will
not
visit
you
,
lest
his
approach
should
publish
your
shame
:
Luna
,
like
a
modest
and
chaste
matrone
,
because
her
ordinarie
habiliment
is
an
horne
,
will
not
see
you
,
lest
she
put
you
in
minde
of
that
badge
you
weare
.
The
Planets
,
as
more
favourable
and
auspicious
than
you
are
to
your selfe
,
will
not
come
neere
your
cave
(
for
they
are
verily
resolved
)
you
are
planet-strucke
already
.
As
I
am
your
friend
,
so
take
my
counsell
;
put
her
away
,
that
has
put
you
in
for
all
day
;
live
to
bee
your selfe
,
and
not
to
be
an
impeachment
to
your selfe
:
Some
here
of
my
fraternitie
laugh
at
you
,
others
in
compassion
pitie
your
miserie
.
Neither
pitie
,
nor
scorne
,
are
estates
worth
having
:
so
cleere
your
disgrace
,
and
wipe
off
the
blemish
laid
upon
your
Deitie
,
that
those
friends
which
pitied
you
,
may
convert
their
pitie
into
joy
,
others
that
scorned
you
,
may
convert
their
hate
to
envie
.
Howsoever
,
remaine
but
your
friend
,
as
Mercurie
will
rest
ever
your
Approved
,
&c.
After
the
perusall
of
this
letter
,
you
may
imagine
what
cold
swounds
came
over
poore
Pluto's
heart
:
so
as
in
the
increase
of
his
distractions
,
and
decrease
of
his
comforts
,
which
he
imagined
matchlesse
,
by
the
new
birth
of
his
supposed
heire
:
in
the
retirednesse
of
his
passions
(
which
seeme
most
bitter
when
most
retired
)
hee
thus
conferred
with
himselfe
;
expostulating
the
probabilities
of
these
suspects
,
with
the
sinceritie
of
his
approved
and
ever
trustie
friend
Mercurie
;
of
whose
undoubted
fidelitie
hee
made
no
question
:
yet
because
the
long-rooted
conceit
of
Proserpina's
constancie
,
and
her
generall
respect
to
honour
ingendred
in
him
a
doubtfulnesse
how
to
resolve
:
yet
in
the
end
Mercuries
information
is
preferred
before
his
first
resolution
.
The
divers
enforcive
causes
whereof
may
appeare
more
amply
in
this
private
discourse
to
himselfe
.
Pluto's
passions
.
A
Letter
Pluto
?
Yes
,
and
a
bitter
one
:
By
these
contents
I
should
need
an
extraordinary
night
cap
,
for
mine
eares
by
all
Heavens
Consistories
bee
supposed
hornes
.
And
by
whom
should
these
monstrous
Appendices
bee
created
?
The
letter
saith
by
Bacchus
.
Verie
good
;
then
consequently
am
I
mine
owne
Pandor
,
that
entertained
a
Villaine
to
lye
with
my
wife
.
Yet
I
can
hardly
beleeve
it
:
Proserpina
hath
lived
many
yeeres
with
me
,
and
was
never
yet
detected
:
shee
ever
preferred
her
estimation
above
any
inordinate
thought
of
breach
,
or
violation
of
honour
;
and
as
proper
personages
were
in
my
Dominions
,
as
ever
Bacchu●…
will
make
:
and
can
I
thinke
a
drunken
Swad
can
so
soone
seduce
my
Queene
from
her
respect
to
honour
?
No
,
no
:
sure
Mercurie
would
have
me
divorce
my
Queene
,
to
possesse
her
himselfe
:
I
know
not
,
if
there
bee
knaverie
in
Mercurie
,
there
must
needs
be
villanie
in
amitie
.
Yet
Mercurie
was
ever
a
faithfull
and
approved
friend
to
me
:
and
sure
such
a
report
hee
has
heard
,
and
that
,
no●…
ordinarie
neither
,
for
it
seemes
it
is
confirmed
by
the
generall
rumour
of
the
Gods
.
Why
then
Pluto
(
to
make
the
conclusion
agree
with
the
premises
)
thou
art
a
Cuckold
:
and
that
bladder-fac'd
,
goggle-ey'd
,
rheumaticke
Rascall
,
Bacchus
,
has
been
penning
a
set
speech
in
Proserpina's
Note-booke
.
What
remedy
?
I
shall
bee
set
in
blacke
and
white
for
it
:
to
bee
the
first
Prince
of
hell
that
ever
bore
horne
for
his
crest
,
and
mine
impresse
shall
bee
about
it
,
Inopem
me
copia
fecit
;
no
rather
,
Haec
sunt
insignia
Bacchi
.
Miserable
Pluto
.
canst
thou
descant
of
thine
owne
shame
without
blushing
?
to
have
thy
Gem
soiled
by
a
Canker-worme
?
a
mop-fac'd
Rogue
,
that
seldome
or
never
lyes
in
sheets
,
but
makes
the
Taverne
his
lodging
chamber
,
and
the
bulke
his
pillow
.
O
inconstant
Proserpina
,
to
chuse
a
lowsie
Knave
,
base
in
education
,
grosser
in
conversation
,
and
odious
to
all
but
Flemmish
Brittons
!
Could
none
satisfie
thee
(
unsatiate
Messalina
)
but
the
dregs
of
pollution
,
and
that
never
made
difference
twixt
lust
and
love
?
How
thine
eyes
were
dazled
?
How
farre
thou
disparagedst
thy
judgement
?
Couldst
thou
see
any
such
excellencie
in
Bacchus
,
or
any
one
good
condition
to
approve
thy
choyce
?
Was
hee
so
farre
above
thy
Pluto
,
as
thou
preferredst
him
before
thy
Pluto
?
Blush
at
thine
impudence
:
Or
if
Bacchus
grape
have
taken
so
deepe
a
tincture
in
thy
blushlesse
face
,
as
thou
canst
not
expresse
thy
shame
by
the
outward
character
of
a
blush
,
at
least
send
out
a
relenting
teare
,
and
that
perhaps
will
mollifie
the
heart
of
thy
abused
husband
.
To
whom
should
I
appeale
to
?
If
to
mine
owne
Judges
,
I
shall
rumour
mine
owne
shame
in
Hell
,
as
it
is
dispersed
already
in
Heaven
.
If
I
appeale
to
Earth
,
that
rancorous
Troope
of
incarnate
Devils
will
answer
mee
,
it
is
ordinarie
with
them
to
have
Cuckolds
,
and
they
never
enacted
Law
against
that
Veniall
Errour
.
To
bee
briefe
,
they
will
absolutely
conclude
they
have
no
Law
for
it
.
If
I
appeale
to
my
father
Iove
,
and
present
a
bill
of
complaint
to
the
Senate
of
Heaven
against
mine
owne
wife
,
I
shall
bee
but
laught
at
,
and
the
cause
will
be
protracted
,
and
my selfe
the
while
eternally
tormented
with
delay
of
revenge
:
But
what
bids
Mercurie
mee
doe
?
Play
Tereus
part
,
cut
out
her
tongue
,
and
she
will
not
blab
my
dishonour
:
That
were
a
ready
way
;
and
yet
hardly
were
that
course
secure
either
;
a
woman
will
make
a
shift
to
speake
,
if
her
tongue
be
cut
out
:
there
is
no
hope
in
so
desperate
a
cure
.
Come
,
come
,
I
have
it
:
hang
laughter
:
Am
I
a
proclaimed
Cuckold
,
and
therfore
a
complete
honest
man
,
and
will
not
I
seeke
remedy
for
mine
imputation
?
Is
it
not
a
reproach
for
Pluto
,
to
bee
termed
a
Wittall
,
a
plaine
honest
well-meaning
Cuckold
?
By
my
regiment
of
S●…yx
,
Lethe
,
and
Phlegeton
:
and
by
all
my
power
I
have
in
this
inferiour
Government
,
I
had
rather
be
entituled
knave
,
than
honest
.
But
where
's
my
Revenge
?
To
Iupiter
Pluto
,
to
Iupiter
;
he
will
pittie
his
sonnes
misfortune
,
and
censure
Bacchus
(
that
slavering
Hogshead
)
according
to
his
deserts
.
If
I
put
up
this
injurie
,
let
me
be
thrust
from
my
chaire
of
state
,
my
kingdome
of
Tartarie
for
ever
.
Shew
remorse
on
me
,
and
inflict
revenge
(
thou
Tonitruous
Iupiter
)
upon
this
Horne-maker
:
for
if
thou
doe
not
:
Flectere
si
nequeo
superos
,
Acheronta
movebo
.
I
will
Iupiter
,
I
will
;
I
'le
play
the
Giants
part
;
skale
thy
airy
Turrets
;
raze
downe
thy
burnish'd
Pyramids
;
ravish
the
Beauties
of
thy
Court
;
and
make
one
of
my
bas●…st
slaves
lye
with
thy
Queene
before
thy
face
.
Passion
may
be
long
silent
,
but
not
supprest
:
Injuries
may
be
endured
,
but
not
quite
supplanted
:
I
will
first
,
like
a
poore
solicitor
,
attend
thy
Court
with
lenity
,
my
next
approach
shall
be
in
thunder
.
PLVTO
seconds
his
passion
with
a
complaint
to
Iupiter
,
the
processe
whereof
how
it
fell
out
,
you
shall
heare
afterward
.
We
must
now
returne
to
Plutoes
young
hei●…e
,
and
how
suspicion
arose
from
Acarno
the
Midwife
,
touching
the
birth
of
this
young
Brat
.
One
day
swathling
this
wan●…on
Bastard
,
she
perceived
a
marke
in
the
childs
brest
,
resembling
the
proportion
of
a
Vine
:
the
feature
of
the
leaves
,
spurges
,
and
Grapes
,
so
artificiall
naturall
,
as
made
the
old
Trot
exceedingly
amazed
:
on
she
rowles
to
Proserpina
,
and
shewes
her
this
wonder
;
the
good
Queene
marvelled
not
a
whit
(
for
she
had
no
reason
)
knowing
it
to
be
Ba●…chus
stampe
:
yet
least
this
should
be
occasion
of
difference
twixt
her
and
Pluto
;
whose
jealousie
she
had
now
a
little
perceived
;
calls
for
Iris
the
Post-Boy
in
Hell
,
and
commands
him
,
after
she
had
inchanted
him
with
her
Ebon
wand
,
that
he
might
goe
and
come
invisible
,
to
take
his
course
instantly
to
the
North-part
of
Ta●…tary
,
(
on
which
Border
,
the
Iles
of
the
Burmudoes
are
seated
)
and
there
he
should
find
〈◊〉
child
in
the
C●…adle
.
Which
child
she
enjoyned
him
with
all
expedition
and
taciturnity
to
convey
from
thence
,
and
bring
it
to
her
;
where
,
at
his
returne
hee
should
heare
the
rest
of
her
will
;
intending
,
as
after
appeared
,
to
convey
her
young
Bacchus
in
his
place
,
that
all
suspicion
might
be
avoyded
:
and
this
stamp
of
the
true
father
neither
might
ingender
occasion
nor
argument
of
suspect
or
jealousie
in
the
troubled
head
of
her
husband
.
On
Iris
goes
in
his
Ambassage
(
winged
to
make
the
course
more
speedy
)
nor
rests
he
his
wearied
body
,
till
arrived
at
the
utmost
Cape
of
Burmudoes
sea
,
where
after
long
search
,
he
findes
the
joyfull
house
of
Nepenthes
:
in
he
goes
(
and
in
the
darke
covert
of
night
,
when
cares
get
repose
,
and
the
ambitious
thoughts
of
men
find
harbou●…
)
he
easily
takes
the
poore
infant
from
beside
his
sleeping
parents
.
Up
hee
mounts
with
the
child
,
and
with
as
much
〈◊〉
returnes
to
the
care
seased
Chamber
of
Proserpina
:
where
sitting
alone
(
for
Pluto
was
turned
〈◊〉
in
heavens
conclave
)
seeing
〈◊〉
come
into
the
chamber
,
with
as
quicke
〈◊〉
(
as
if
her
senses
before
estranged
from
her
,
had
beene
suddenly
revived
.
The
child
she
receives
,
and
the
child
with
as
cheerefull
a
countenance
,
flies
into
her
bosome
.
Pretty
brat
,
that
occasions
no
little
griefe
to
thy
poore
parents
,
that
in
their
sleepe
possessed
thee
,
but
waking
in
the
survey
of
their
barrennesse
makest
their
lives
loathed
,
but
their
griefes
must
not
be
dilated
by
our
pen
;
we
will
leave
them
sorrowing
,
&
returne
to
Plutoes
successe
in
his
suit
.
Pros●…rpina
now
at
hearts
ease
,
intending
next
morning
to
send
her
bastard
to
Nepenthes
house
,
that
it
might
remaine
there
fostred
in
stead
of
their
owne
;
was
prevented
by
her
husbands
returne
;
who
came
in
as
she
was
committing
and
commending
the
child
to
the
care
,
tuition
,
and
safe
convoy
of
her
Herald
Iris.
How
these
two
encountred
may
be
imagined
by
Plutoes
former
passion
;
yet
to
make
our
discourse
more
complete
,
and
the
series
of
our
tale
with
better
concordance
knit
up
;
You
may
suppose
Pluto
entring
his
Queenes
chamber
,
and
with
sparkling
eyes
,
severe
looke
and
menacing
aspect
,
thus
chastising
her
.
Proserpina
encountred
by
Pluto
.
IMpudent
Minion
!
doest
thou
imagine
Pluto
has
no
eyes
,
because
he
weares
horns
?
Let
go
the
bastard
;
he
that
fathers
it
is
able
to
keepe
it
;
Thou
hast
stuff'd
my
head
with
horne
shavings
;
made
me
infamous
for
ever
;
derided
in
heaven
;
contemned
on
earth
;
and
pittied
in
hell
.
None
but
Bac●…hus
(
insatiate
strumpet
)
to
flie
to
,
That
on
my
knowledge
is
buzling
with
every
milke-maide
!
Am
I
the
Rhynoceros
thou
hast
branched
?
the
first
Cuckold
of
thy
making
!
and
the
first
that
ever
was
in
hell
created
!
and
thou
it
seemes
(
to
blinde
my
eyes
)
wouldst
convey
this
Brat
to
some
desclate
promontory
,
some
Anchorage
or
Sotary
,
for
to
pray
for
thy
lewdnesse
?
Sure
I
thinke
if
ever
it
proved
Fryer
it
were
not
of
the
mothers
mind
,
but
ere
five
eares
were
expired
,
it
would
sing
,
The
Fryer
has
lost
his
breeches
.
Out
Cockatrice
,
out
:
with
what
forehead
canst
thou
plead
for
pardon
?
I
that
tooke
thee
up
,
as
earthly
Gallants
,
take
up
light
commodities
,
stragling
from
thy
mother
,
hath
found
thee
now
strayed
from
thy
honour
.
I
will
never
keepe
holiday
in
thy
remembrance
hereafter
,
so
long
as
thy
wind-pipe
is
open
.
Thy
melody
shall
be
converted
to
shriking
;
thy
best
of
delights
to
perpetuall
dispairing
;
and
thy
late
banquetting
to
incessant
tormenting
.
Cuckold
Pluto
,
you
strumpet
,
and
none
but
Bacchus
to
doe
him
that
dishonour
!
Better
could
I
have
beene
pacified
,
a●…d
sooner
had
the
passion
of
my
eter●…all
choll●…r
been
mittigated
,
if
any
within
my
owne
Regiment
had
done
it
:
But
a
drunken
slave
,
that
in
the
height
of
his
Cups
,
will
rumour
my
hornes
to
all
his
Cup-shot
Assacinats
!
Goe
to
Hell
shall
roare
for
▪
t.
Thy
liberty
shall
be
perpetuall
imprisonment
;
thy
life
horrour
;
and
though
thou
wish
death
,
yet
,
he
shal
not
be
so
thankfull
as
come
,
if
it
be
but
to
augment
and
aggravate
thy
misery
.
And
for
thy
Bastard
,
heare
Ioves
decree
.
Ioves
Decree
.
BY
the
power
of
my
command
,
Iove
the
supernall
commander
of
heaven
,
soveraigne
of
earth
,
head
Prince
of
the
Mediteranean
,
and
absolute
Emperour
of
the
Tartars
,
planter
of
Iles
,
establisher
of
Nations
,
Extirper
of
the
Bastard
Race
,
auspicious
Protector
of
chaste
affections
,
ratefies
this
decree
following
:
Whereas
Pluto
our
well-beloved
sonne
,
upon
just
complaint
of
Bacchu●…
,
and
his
licentious
Queene
Pros●…rpina
,
hath
informed
us
of
illegitimate
issue
,
descended
from
their
unchaste
loynes
.
And
that
the
Bastard
(
as
an
apparant
and
evident
note
of
his
dishonour
,
continues
in
the
Court
of
Hell
,
to
a
publike
contumelie
of
the
said
Pluto
,
and
no
lesse
griefe
to
us
.
We
therefore
,
to
root
out
the
very
memory
of
such
disgrace
,
and
the
being
of
so
worthy
an
issue
:
doe
in
our
power
transforme
the
said
Bastard
(
in
resembrance
of
Aca●…thus
)
into
a
a
Plant
;
which
,
to
expresse
his
father
shall
still
reserve
the
name
of
his
progenitor
Bacchus
:
and
therefore
have
we
in
his
memory
,
called
him
(
as
one
commended
to
the
care
,
protection
,
and
tuition
of
his
father
)
Tobacco
,
the
curse
whereof
we
referre
to
the
consideration
of
our
sonne
Pluto
,
whose
injuries
we
in
compassion
feele
in
our selfe
.
And
that
our
decree
is
not
to
be
abbrogated
nor
disanulled
;
We
have
here
in
our
celestiall
Consistory
,
Sealed
it
with
the
subscription
of
our
glorious
Synode
subsined
,
Mars
,
Mercury
,
Saturn
,
Neptune
,
Aeolus
▪
&c.
Our
decree
is
not
to
be
adjorned
,
but
with
expedition
confirmed
.
For
Proserpina
,
to
pray
is
bootlesse
;
prayers
are
out
of
season
;
or
to
weepe
and
deplore
her
present
misery
,
is
fruitlesse
;
teares
cannot
move
remorse
.
The
Decree
must
be
performed
,
and
so
it
was
:
for
Medusa
,
that
brave
inchantresse
,
is
sent
for
according
to
Ioves
Decree
:
and
she
with
her
Snaky-rod
catching
the
child
,
with
the
Decree
read
over
it
,
transformes
it
presently
.
The
Argument
of
the
following
Discourse
.
NOVGHT
now
but
leaves
for
that
same
feature
cleare
,
Which
but
of
late
did
in
the
child
appeare
.
The
root
,
the
feet
,
the
body
was
the
stemme
,
So
much
commended
now
of
mortall
men
:
His
father
heard
it
,
that
his
child
should
take
Anoth●…r
feature
,
and
another
shape
:
Incenst
at
first
,
yet
makes
his
sonne
divine
;
For
Bacchus
steepes
Tobacco
in
his
wine
.
The
sonne
makes
sober
,
and
the
father
drunke
;
Thus
by
Hels
birth
,
Earth's
to
confusion
su●…ke
.
Now
wee
'l
proceed
as
times
be
worse
and
wors●…
,
From
Bacchus
blessing
,
to
Tobacco's
curse
.
The
curse
of
Tobacco
,
or
,
Pluto's
blessing
to
Tobacco
.
TO
returne
to
the
miserable
Now
my
brave
Bastard
,
I
will
send
you
up
wrapt
in
a
Paper
to
that
father
of
yours
,
Bacchus
,
and
may
my
blessing
follow
thee
.
Thou
art
now
to
travell
through
many
straits
:
first
through
the
noses
of
the
Burmudoes
;
for
there
it
is
fit
thou
offer
thy selfe
first
,
because
they
challenge
an
interest
in
thee
by
thy
birth
.
Thou
shalt
be
hissed
out
of
the
schoole
of
Hypocrates
,
Aesculapius
,
and
Galen
.
Not
a
Quack-salver
Doctor
upon
the
Universe
,
but
shall
reade
Lectures
on
thee
,
as
if
it
were
upon
an
Anatomy
.
The
mercinary
Pedler
shall
counterfeat
thee
:
and
drying
some
Walnut
leaves
,
shall
forsweare
himselfe
for
thee
.
The
Frenchman
shall
love
thee
,
for
thou
art
restorative
to
his
infirmities
;
thou
shalt
be
as
familiar
with
the
tatterd
Indian
;
as
Slapdragons
with
the
Flemming
;
Potatoes
with
the
Italian
:
or
Flawnes
with
the
Bohemian
.
Thou
shalt
be
thy
fathers
Caterer
,
provide
him
victuall
and
victualers
to
〈◊〉
his
victuall
.
Yet
my
comfort
is
,
thou
shalt
not
be
onely
for
the
generous
Gallant
,
but
as
well
also
for
Aminadab
the
Pedant
,
and
Hob-nayle
the
Pesant
:
The
very
Tinker
(
with
his
fine
Brasse
)
shall
tinckle
on
thy
sides
,
and
snuffe
thee
out
like
Neesing-powder
.
The
Pox
and
Piles
shall
reverence
thee
:
one
fire
strikes
out
another
;
and
whole
families
shall
maintaine
their
Tatterdemallions
with
hanging
thee
out
in
a
string
.
But
of
all
Cities
,
Iles
,
Provinces
,
Dominions
,
or
Segniories
,
none
shall
entertaine
thee
in
that
royalty
,
or
with
that
generall
state
at
the
Albionacts
:
their
Long
Acres
,
Uplands
and
Downe-lands
shall
flie
in
a
trice
to
retaine
thee
in
their
company
;
Thou
shalt
soake
them
to
the
bone
(
my
renowned
Bastard
)
and
make
them
skarre-Crowes
to
Nature
.
Yet
,
it
cheeres
my
heart
,
when
I
thinke
how
every
foole
must
have
his
Bable
;
and
not
a
good
discourse
without
the
suggestion
of
thy
brave
,
pregnant
and
fiery
spirit
.
Yet
,
as
well
as
they
love
thee
,
they
'l
spurt
thee
out
,
and
make
thy
owne
Mansion
all
be
slubberd
with
thy
owne
Iuyce
;
while
this
raiseth
Pluto
one
pin
higher
:
to
see
a
yong
Cavalero
spit
out
his
patrimony
in
Rhume
.
No
entertainment
without
thee
;
nor
speech
worth
observing
,
that
has
not
life
from
thee
.
Thou
makesh
the
pursued
Roarer
forget
the
Serjeant
is
at
doore
to
arrest
him
.
Thou
makest
him
valiant
:
not
a
Brasse
button
on
the
Universe
dare
attach
him
.
Who
dare
encounter
Phaeton
,
that
is
nought
but
fire
and
smoake
!
Sending
out
the
Tapers
of
his
wrath
,
the
fagots
of
his
indignation
?
The
Cressets
of
his
spleene
,
and
the
furnaces
of
his
evaporated
Ire
at
the
Crevisses
of
his
Nose
?
Why
,
I
shall
be
made
to
blesse
thee
:
Thou
wilt
be
the
onely
enlarger
of
my
kingdome
,
the
enricher
of
my
state
▪
and
the
stablisher
of
my
Empire
eternally
.
I
shall
thanke
my
wife
(
ere
long
)
for
my
Bastard
honours
.
Never
did
Al●…ydes
more
for
his
stepmother
Iuno
;
than
thou
for
thy
stepfather
Pluto
.
I
see
Charons
boat
over-burdened
already
:
hoyse
up
sayles
Charon
,
my
hony
Bastard
sends
thee
them
in
Swoupes
.
But
I
see
more
vertue
in
them
yet
;
as
the
light
of
the
fire
darkens
the
light
of
the
candle
,
so
shall
thy
smoake
(
the
pure
Elixir
of
a
Gallants
brain-pan
)
draw
to
thee
all
the
smoake
that
's
used
to
steme
out
of
great
mens
Kitchins
:
Their
habitations
shall
become
as
desolate
as
a
Wildernesse
;
as
bare
as
trees
in
fall
o'
th'
leafe
;
as
naked
as
a
Frenchmans
Scalpe
;
and
as
destitute
of
hospitality
,
as
a
Wappin
Broker
of
honesty
.
But
this
is
nothing
to
that
reverence
those
smoaking
Albyonacts
will
do
unto
thee
:
there
will
a
Scholler
make
a
set
speech
to
thee
;
and
canvase
thee
in
a
Blanket
,
with
predicamentall
words
,
above
comparison
or
Gradation
.
With
,
O
thou
Hyble
of
Intelligence
;
thou
Ars●…nall
of
eminence
;
thou
Castalia
of
Ingenuity
;
thou
Hermyone
of
Harmony
;
thou
Systema
of
Logicke
;
thou
Anadema
of
Rhetoticke
;
thou
Anathema
of
choller
;
thou
Astraea
of
Honour
.
Thus
will
the
word-joyning
Scholler
grace
thee
.
Then
the
Lawyer
with
his
Quillets
and
mentall
reservations
,
Solecysims
,
Writs
,
and
Demurres
without
Demurres
,
will
thus
aboord
thee
.
O
,
if
Iohn
a
Styles
,
or
Iohn
an
Oakes
had
knowne
thee
in
their
dayes
,
what
cases
couldst
thou
have
put
them
?
for
by
thee
(
and
none
but
thee
)
thou
Heantontymoreumenō
of
judicious
pleading
,
we
gain'd
a
Melius
inquirendum
,
what
it
is
,
or
what
it
meaneth
?
as
for
example
,
if
we
find
thee
not
in
thy
spirit
and
life
here
,
we
seeke
thee
elsewhere
,
and
so
by
a
Melius
inquirendum
,
we
possesse
thee
.
By
thee
(
and
none
but
thee
)
we
find
what
is
a
Capias
ad
legatum
;
for
being
taken
in
the
head
,
we
are
forc't
to
lie
by
it
.
By
thee
we
find
what
an
Injunction
is
at
the
first
sight
;
being
injoyned
to
avoyd
much
corrupt
matter
,
wherewith
men
of
our
profession
be
extraordinarily
troubled
.
Wherefore
,
if
thou
have
any
action
of
Outlary
,
against
any
Gallant
or
Gallants
,
within
our
Precincts
,
in
behalfe
of
Arrerages
due
to
thy
Master
in
thy
behalfe
;
we
will
procure
thee
expedition
for
nothing
,
(
and
reason
)
for
thou
art
incorporated
in
us
.
Thus
will
the
spruce
Areopagite
discourse
to
thee
:
where
presently
a
Waterman
,
a
Tankard
carrier
,
or
such
necessary
Hogs
▪
snout
in
the
City
will
thus
accoast
thee
.
O
smoake
,
no
smoake
but
vapour
,
and
no
vapour
but
smoake●…
thou
makest
my
Tankard
as
light
as
a
Pipkin
;
thou
makest
us
never
thinke
of
our
poverty
,
drawne
in
Sluces
from
Ware
,
and
in
Pipes
to
London
.
Nay
,
nose
it
(
neighbour
Timothy
)
nose
it
;
O
Herbe
of
Grace
!
surely
he
that
founded
thee
was
some
Traitor
,
for
thou
hast
betrayed
me
of
my
wits
already
.
Come
,
another
Pipe
,
good
Master
Flie-smoake
!
why
may
not
we
send
out
a
Tankard
of
water
at
our
nose
,
as
well
as
Master
Had-land
blowes
out
his
Acres
?
We
will
honour
thee
still
(
my
brave
Trinidadicall
spirit
)
and
we
will
take
it
i'
th'
snuffe
whosoever
wrongs
thee
.
THUS
(
my
Noble
and
Heroycall
Bastard
)
shall
all
Professions
honour
thee
;
all
degrees
reverence
thee
;
and
the
chiefe
Metropolitan
Cities
shall
maintaine
their
greatest
Trafficke
and
Commerce
by
thee
.
Happy
shall
bee
that
man
,
who
can
engrosse
a
portion
of
thy
quickest
spirit
to
himselfe
!
It
shall
stand
instead
of
his
Orisons
in
the
morning
;
and
early
will
hee
sacrifice
the
snuffe
of
his
Candle
to
thy
Incense
;
not
a
complete
Callant
,
that
hath
not
his
V●…ensiles
to
conduct
thee
to
his
nose
:
for
thou
ministers
him
a
portion
of
joy
,
and
tells
him
of
building
another
Castle
or
Colosse
in
the
aire
.
Thus
thou
playest
Minister
to
Pluto
,
and
estates
me
in
an
ample
Government
;
thy
smoake
shall
be
the
conveyance
to
hale
those
snuffing
Prodigalls
to
my
smoaking
Dominions
;
for
thou
art
but
a
preparative
to
the
solemnizing
of
thy
father
Bacchus
his
Festivals
.
Thou
,
to
open
the
passages
to
receive
liquor
:
He
,
to
poure
in
his
unfathomed
Bucket
,
and
to
rinse
their
Liver
:
Thou
,
like
another
Synon
,
burnes
Troy
;
sacks
the
Citie
;
rases
downe
the
walls
;
and
with
thy
per●…idious
incursion
,
subjects
all
the
inward
parts
of
the
Citie
to
desolation
:
He
,
when
all
things
are
done
(
like
a
seeming
friend
)
protests
affection
,
and
with
ceremoniall
Ambages
insinuates
into
that
poore
Fort
which
remaines
:
where
like
Sile●…i
of
the
last
Edition
,
they
entertaine
him
,
receive
so
much
of
his
Complement
,
till
they
become
complete
and
replete
Gallants
:
then
,
-
suror
Arma
ministrat
.
Bacchus
sets
them
byth'eares
,
Buffet
stooles
walke
,
Pottles
(
like
pellets
)
expresse
their
meaning
by
their
clattering
.
Here
(
my
worthy
step-child
)
the
comfort
of
my
wronged
bed
,
and
the
onely
hope
to
eternize
my
soveraignty
,
beginnes
my
Joy
!
for
Discord
and
Dissention
yeelds
to
me
a
perpetuall
Union
and
Harmony
.
Thou
art
that
Brand
of
Paris
,
shalt
make
earth
flame
for
't
;
that
Olympia
serpent
(
that
snake
of
Adraste
)
shalt
winde
thy selfe
in
the
minds
of
men
,
and
draw
a
greater
fleet
to
thy
Voyage
of
Tenarus
,
then
ever
were
of
Argonauts
to
Colchos
.
If
those
three
Sisters
,
O●…to
,
Ocypete
,
and
Celano
;
those
Arch-Pyrats
,
Harpies
of
the
Atlanticke
,
brought
such
rich
booties
to
their
mother
Cleona
,
what
will
my
transformed
Bastard
doe
for
me
,
that
hath
the
whole
world
to
rome
in
?
Thou
wilt
make
Bacchus
call
thee
his
white
boy
;
and
I
will
crowne
thee
with
a
Diadem
of
burnisht
gold
;
with
a
plume
of
Estrich
feathers
:
and
thou
at
thy
returne
,
like
another
Aquila
,
Affricane
,
or
Pompey
,
shalt
triumph
in
the
streets
of
Hell
;
we
are
as
many
Trophies
,
as
thou
hast
enricht
the
Treasurie
of
Hell
with
soules
.
Heere
shalt
thou
lead
the
Prodigall
in
chains
,
and
with
a
shadow
of
smoake
,
draw
him
to
follow
thee
,
aut
sequetur
,
aut
trahetur
.
Here
,
my
brave
Spend-times
,
shall
desire
thy
company
;
but
thou
like
a
triumphant
Hannibal
,
shalt
contemne
them
,
leading
the
Slaves
in
bonds
;
and
like
another
Tamerlane
,
make
Earths
Soveraignes
follow
thy
Charriot
wheeles
,
crouching
like
pedestals
at
the
foot
of
thy
Majesty
.
Hear
my
Cautions
therefore
;
and
in
observing
them
,
thou
shalt
purchase
thee
a
wreath
of
eternall
honour
:
Not
a
Fiend
but
shall
bend
to
thee
;
and
thou
in
the
Majestie
of
thy
state
shalt
contemne
the
greatest
,
being
made
miserable
by
thine
inchantments
.
Especiall
advertisements
given
by
Pluto
to
Tobacco
.
FIRST
caution
I
propound
,
is
,
that
in
everie
place
where
thou
commest
,
thou
take
the
best
Booth
in
the
Faire
.
Plant
thy selfe
in
the
eye
of
the
Citie
:
set
mee
the
picture
of
some
sallow-faced
Blackamoore
,
or
a
Virginia-man
,
for
that
will
rather
draw
custome
upon
the
Frontespice
of
thy
doore
:
A
Zeuxes
or
Apelles
would
doe
well
in
these
cases
,
to
enforce
passengers
by
the
picture
,
to
draw
neere
the
substance
:
make
a
partition
in
thy
shop
;
it
may
bee
the
hot
Venetian
comes
to
bathe
with
thee
,
rather
than
to
drinke
Tobacco
with
thee
.
Draw
the
curtaine
close
(
sinne
would
have
no
eyes
poring
upon
her
)
and
when
thou
seest
a
young
raw
Novice
,
that
never
was
yet
matriculated
in
the
schoole
of
vanitie
,
make
a
speech
to
him
in
commendation
of
thy
vertue
,
power
,
and
operation
;
if
hee
listen
thee
with
a
greedy
eare
,
continue
thy
discourse
with
arguments
,
and
how
insufficient
soever
,
no
matter
,
the
Gudgeon
will
be
taken
,
and
having
him
once
in
,
presume
on
his
custome
.
Now
and
then
to
discourse
of
novelties
,
and
unheard-of
rarities
,
will
not
a
little
encrease
custome
:
for
the
phantasticknesse
of
the
age
admires
nothing
so
much
as
fabulous
relations
.
Tell
of
thy
strange
birth
,
but
neither
of
mee
nor
of
the
place
of
thy
birth
:
though
men
come
so
frequently
to
me
,
yet
they
love
not
to
heare
of
me
:
I
would
have
thee
in
any
case
lay
traines
for
the
better
sort
,
for
the
worser
sort
love
to
imitate
the
better
:
And
then
in
thy
profession
thou
maiest
apologize
thine
errours
(
as
thou
canst
hardly
bee
without
them
)
if
thou
meane
to
live
rich
,
or
not
to
die
a
Beggar
.
THERE
bee
three
persons
I
would
have
thee
use
with
all
observances
,
the
Scholler
,
the
Lawyer
,
and
the
Poet
;
I
distinguish
them
,
for
seldome
makes
Poet
Lawyer
,
seldome
becomes
Lawyer
Scholler
,
seldome
exquisite
Scholler
either
Poet
or
Lawyer
.
The
Scholler
to
confirme
thy
profession
by
reason
,
the
Lawyer
by
equivocation
,
and
the
Poet
by
invention
:
One
to
discusse
,
another
to
discourse
,
and
the
third
to
fable
These
,
as
by
time
observing
,
they
may
bee
eternally
won
;
so
by
scurvie
usage
they
may
bee
eternally
lost
.
The
Scholler
will
bee
thine
,
if
thou
talke
in
his
element
;
sooth
him
in
his
arguments
;
and
call
him
most
profound
,
dogmaticall
,
and
literate
Trismegistus
:
let
not
one
reason
(
though
it
be
never
so
wide
of
sense
)
passe
from
him
without
thine
approbation
;
and
when
thou
art
wearie
in
praising
his
imperfections
,
fall
to
admiration
;
but
let
it
be
,
—
Ut
pueri
Iunonis
Ave●…
.
If
thou
canst
know
what
Universitie
he
is
of
,
advance
it
with
new-coyned
and
strangely-minted
Hyperboles
:
Discourse
a
whole
houre
of
the
antiquities
of
the
place
;
not
Mount
Pernassus
it selfe
more
ancient
.
Then
dispatiate
into
the
pleasantnesse
of
the
seat
;
the
fruitfulnesse
of
the
place
;
and
withall
,
of
the
greatnesse
of
their
Commons
;
for
that
they
like
to
heare
of
,
though
they
seldome
see
it
.
These
discourses
will
make
the
Scholler
thine
owne
;
he
is
thine
individuate
and
incorporate
friend
;
the
Ivie
claspeth
not
neerer
the
Vine
,
nor
the
Missell-tow
the
Oake
,
than
he
will
knit
to
thee
.
THE
Lawyer
will
be
thine
,
if
thou
compare
these
present
times
with
those
flourishing
and
impartiall
dayes
of
Hortensius
,
Marcus
Appius
,
Cornelius
Graccus
:
swearing
too
(
for
thou
must
make
no
bones
of
oathes
)
that
for
pure
eloquence
,
excellent
conveyance
,
absolutenesse
of
method
,
and
other
proprieties
,
Rome
in
her
glorie
(
even
in
the
maturitie
of
her
time
)
never
attained
so
absolute
and
exact
a
course
in
pleading
.
Then
in
defence
of
corruption
,
(
because
everie
man
must
live
by
his
trade
)
talke
of
brave
Senatours
,
and
the
bravest
Councellours
,
would
now
and
then
be
anoynted
.
and
for
unction
dispense
with
conscience
;
and
tell
him
withall
,
examples
of
authoritie
to
confirme
it
.
This
discourse
will
so
ensnare
my
young
Mowter
,
as
no
question
(
if
hee
distaste
smoake
)
hee
will
frequent
thee
for
thy
many
good
parts
:
An
oyly
tongue
(
my
nimble
Bastard
)
is
worth
a
kingdome
.
FOR
the
Poet
,
I
cannot
tell
what
to
say
to
it
,
he
is
so
oft
out
of
his
wits
,
as
he
verily
imagines
himselfe
the
man
in
the
Moone
:
There
's
quick-silver
in
his
braine
;
and
if
he
were
not
now
and
then
encountred
by
Sergeants
,
and
kept
under
locke
and
key
,
hee
would
verily
turne
Bedlame
.
Yet
because
phrensie
must
bee
purged
,
and
thou
(
my
Wag-halter
)
hast
vertue
and
operation
to
love
such
,
becken
to
the
thred-bare
contemned
Urchin
,
give
him
a
pipe
on
my
score
,
hee
'll
pay
it
at
the
next
new
play
he
makes
,
if
the
Doore-keepers
will
bee
true
to
him
:
and
if
not
,
hee
'll
make
thee
up
some
scurvie
end
of
a
Ballad
,
deserves
a
pipe
of
smoake
.
But
before
thou
humour
him
,
I
would
have
thee
finde
him
,
and
I
protest
to
thee
I
cannot
direct
thee
to
him
:
many
have
this
name
,
but
as
farre
different
from
the
perfect
straine
of
a
Poet
,
as
the
glistering
of
the
Gloworme
from
the
light
and
splendour
of
the
Sunne
.
Some
come
from
the
camp
to
the
stage
,
from
the
pike
to
the
pen
;
and
few
Souldiers
will
prove
good
Poets
.
For
the
nature
of
these
men
(
I
my selfe
have
had
an
itching
inclination
to
this
poeticall
phrensie
)
had
rather
fight
with
Bacchus
than
Mars
;
and
had
rather
cope
with
a
barrell
,
than
oppose
themselves
to
a
quarrell
.
Others
,
from
an
Indenture
to
a
Theatre
;
the
Scribe
turnes
Pharisic
;
and
Asinus
ad
Lyram
,
expresseth
his
owne
shame
by
his
Scriveners
fragments
.
Others
,
from
mowting
to
comicke
writing
:
a
brave
honour
to
descend
to
Poet
from
Lawyer
.
But
amongst
these
(
my
brave
Spurio
)
thou
shalt
finde
many
generous
wits
possest
with
this
phrensie
,
call
them
to
thee
,
smoake
their
wits
,
it
may
bee
they
are
mustie
,
and
desire
soaking
:
These
poore
Gnats
deserve
thine
acquaintance
,
even
the
lowest
favorite
in
Parnassus
Armourie
,
Qui
nescit
versus
,
tamen
audet
fingere
.
Take
him
to
thee
,
hee
shall
,
for
his
love
to
Ribauldrie
,
drinke
a
pipe
on
my
score
:
What
,
shall
vanitie
want
smoake
?
No
,
(
my
thrice-renowned
Hermaphrodite
)
smoake
thou
them
here
on
Earth
,
and
I
will
smoake
them
in
Hell
with
pipes
of
Sulphur
.
But
I
pray
thee
retaine
these
last
of
all
others
;
they
will
draw
company
to
thee
;
they
are
made
the
verie
Morio's
of
our
time
:
and
what
good
wit
but
either
can
draw
thee
into
acquaintance
with
great
ones
;
or
is
so
endeared
to
the
other
sex
;
as
by
their
meanes
,
thou
shalt
have
creatures
of
both
kindes
(
and
that
will
make
thee
for
ever
)
resort
to
thy
shop
continually
!
Humor
me
these
Poets
;
extoll
their
devices
,
though
thou
never
heard
of
any
of
them
;
they
love
to
be
tickled
:
Flatterie
they
cannot
judge
of
;
for
they
verily
imagine
their
deserts
out-strip
all
commendations
.
But
now
(
my
Rogue
in
graine
)
if
thou
couldst
set
up
a
private
Refectorie
,
for
the
young
effeminate
sort
(
for
they
would
like
Adamants
draw
continuall
recourse
)
I
would
hug
thee
eternally
.
Sell
mee
Potato-roots
,
Eringoes
,
all
Electuaries
,
Confections
,
Receipts
,
Conceipts
,
Deceipts
,
Pomatum
,
Cerusse
,
with
a
large
recitall
of
thy
brave
commodities
;
and
a
little
smooth-faced
Ganymede
standing
at
the
doore
,
who
▪
like
another
Parret
or
Mag-pie
,
may
crie
ever
in
one
tune
:
What
doe
you
lacke
?
Pomatum
of
the
best
,
Cerusse
;
what
doe
you
lacke
?
If
thou
be
so
blest
,
as
to
get
these
Syrenfaced
things
into
thy
confines
,
I
shall
be
happie
in
thee
.
The
best
meanes
to
ensnare
them
,
is
to
commend
them
;
and
in
comparison
of
sexes
,
to
prefer
theirs
in
many
degrees
before
the
grosse
and
distempered
constitution
of
man
;
fumming
up
some
especiall
records
of
their
sexes
worth
.
"
Blessed
creatures
,
Soveraignesses
of
earths
happinesses
(
thus
mayst
thou
binde
them
to
thee
;
)
when
Nature
framed
the
best
of
her
Art
,
shee
examplified
it
in
you
,
making
you
the
founders
of
Cities
and
flourishing
Countries
,
Provinces
and
Ilands
.
Asia
first
founded
by
a
woman
of
that
name
.
Europe
by
Europa
,
daughter
〈◊〉
Aegenor
King
of
Phanicia
:
and
Scythia
of
a
woman
that
sprung
out
of
the
earth
,
who
named
her
sonne
Scytha
.
To
describe
the
rare
sit●…s
and
foundations
of
Iles
(
matchlesse
creatures
)
Rhodes
,
Corcyra
,
Salamyna
and
Ae●…
were
all
founded
by
women
.
Shall
I
ascend
higher
,
and
register
your
excellence
in
the
Planets
,
and
those
celestiall
bodies
,
which
give
humane
bodies
light
?
There
bee
a
thousand
and
twentie
stars
names
knowne
,
all
which
have
their
Constellations
of
women
.
Shall
I
then
expresse
your
incomparable
natures
,
by
essentiall
goodnesse
?
why
!
Vertue
her selfe
makes
your
sex
inimitable
.
Justice
with
a
sword
in
her
hand
portrayed
like
a
woman
;
Prudence
with
a
glasse
;
Temperance
with
a
diall
;
Fortitude
with
an
huge
Colossus
on
her
shoulder
,
that
Hercules
could
not
remove
:
all
these
in
Imbroderies
,
as
Tapistrie
,
Cloth
of
Arras
,
and
the
like
,
beare
the
formes
of
women
.
Thus
commend
them
,
and
they
will
sooner
buy
Eringoes
of
the
worst
(
so
they
may
have
them
by
retaile
at
thy
shop
)
than
at
others
of
the
best
,
that
▪
cannot
with
a
glibberie
tongue
deifie
them
.
But
I
hold
thee
all
too
long
:
last
Caution
I
should
give
thee
,
have
I
reserved
for
the
last
,
that
it
may
take
deepest
and
firmest
root
in
thy
memorie
:
on
my
blessing
I
warne
thee
to
contemne
honestie
,
as
a
poore
whore
that
is
neither
for
Court
,
Countrey
,
nor
Citie
.
Spurne
at
her
when
shee
offers
to
be
acquainted
with
thee
;
it
is
not
fit
that
Pluto's
Bastard
should
respect
Honestie
.
Get
and
care
not
how
;
forsweare
thy selfe
and
thinke
not
when
;
cheat
,
respect
not
where
.
Honestie
could
never
thrive
in
the
world
;
as
she
is
a
beggar
discard
her
;
as
shee
is
simple
scorne
her
;
and
as
she
is
base
loath
her
.
When
shalt
thou
see
Honestie
▪
approach
a
great
mans
palace
,
enter
a
Tradesmans
shop
,
or
get
bed-roome
in
an
Inne
?
but
Knaverie
is
ever
reaping
a
commoditie
:
There
is
not
a
Comrade
in
all
the
Citie
,
but
she
can
make
use
on
;
that
wind
blowes
ill
,
where
she
gaines
not
something
.
To
bee
short
,
ere
thou
ever
set
up
shop
,
or
hang
out
thy
Blackamoore
,
disclaime
honestie
;
entertaine
perjurie
;
and
the
first
part
of
knaverie
may
begin
with
a
paire
of
uneven
scales
.
Thus
if
thou
proceed
in
thy
trade
,
I
shall
thinke
my
Cautions
well
▪
bestowed
;
if
not
,
to
aggravate
thy
punishment
,
I
will
eternally
banish
thy
strumpet-mother
from
mee
;
and
make
those
verie
Gallants
which
frequent
thy
shop
,
kicke
thee
into
the
kennell
for
thy
honest
simplicitie
.
More
should
I
say
unto
thee
,
but
that
Hell
growes
turbulent
for
want
of
government
.
Though
I
doe
not
leave
thee
as
I
found
thee
,
in
that
thy
shape
is
altered
▪
yet
I
leave
thee
in
some
respect
better
instructed
:
This
is
my
last
blessing
;
Fly
into
the
world
,
and
may
knaverie
guide
thee
,
false
weights
enjoy
thee
,
and
many
phantasticke
Asses
be
seduced
by
thee
.
HAVING
shipp'd
this
plant
in
Charons
vessell
,
and
sent
it
into
the
world
,
what
commerce
it
had
in
time
,
and
what
people
of
all
conditions
frequented
it
,
shall
appeare
by
this
pitifull
complaint
made
by
Time
;
whom
you
may
imagine
came
forth
of
an
old
decayed
and
ruinous
castle
,
bald-headed
,
with
a
sythe
in
his
hand
,
and
blubbered
face
,
standing
in
the
publique
street
of
Troynovan●…
,
(
for
there
this
Plant
tooke
first
planting
:
)
where
he
exclaimes
against
Pluto's
Bastard
,
in
these
or
the
like
continuate
passions
.
The
Argument
.
The
Complaint
of
Time
upon
Tobacco
;
and
the
miserie
of
mans
securitie
,
losing
that
treasure
by
Times
expence
,
which
can
never
be
repurchased
,
or
redeemed
,
but
by
bitter
and
incessant
repentance
.
WHo
CALS
on
Time
?
O
facinus
!
mortale
Genu●…
nos
Numin●…
primum
Incusat
;
caus●…mque
putat
,
fontemque
malorum
Quae
veniunt
.
O
wickednesse
!
what
h●…inous
crimes
surprize
the
hearts
of
men
.
To
make
us
Authors
of
that
ill
which
is
commit
by
them
?
MUST
thou
poore
Time
be
a
Maske
to
every
fact
unjustly
committed
?
to
every
bribe
corruptly
receaved
?
to
every
oppressor
,
that
is
amongst
the
worst
of
men
numbred
?
What
remedy
!
thine
owne
sinceritie
is
thine
owne
best
Apologie
.
Thou
wilt
once
discover
thy selfe
what
thou
art
,
and
detect
the
secretst
of
Imagination
,
that
now
seemes
secure
of
thee
or
thy
power
.
So
long
hath
my
Spring
continued
:
I
expected
a
better
growth
in
this
field
of
vanity
,
then
Stubble
and
fruitlesse
Darnell
.
Well
,
I
will
now
make
up
my
Harvest
:
I
will
see
if
my
Sythe
can
cut
downe
,
where
my
Lenitie
could
not
make
grow
.
I
have
too
long
seene
(
the
essence
of
my selfe
)
opportunity
offered
,
contemned
;
too
long
,
the
estimation
and
repute
of
my
name
eclypsed
.
The
worldling
shall
know
he
has
a
power
to
prune
,
as
he
had
a
desire
to
water
:
his
infinite
store
of
treasures
got
by
oppression
,
shall
be
as
pathes
which
conduct
him
to
the
Brinke
of
confusion
.
The
lascivious
Dame
,
that
turnes
my
houre-glasse
to
observe
fashions
,
shall
not
with
all
her
painting
allure
mee
;
Nor
with
her
Trumperies
entice
me
;
Nor
with
her
whoorish-looke
seduce
me
.
I
am
too
old
to
be
a
slave
to
a
whoore
;
too
wise
to
be
tempted
by
a
whoore
;
and
too
proud
to
serve
a
whoore
.
The
wastfull
prodigall
,
that
becomes
heire
of
his
fathers
bagges
,
but
not
his
vertues
,
shall
not
affright
me
with
his
oathes
;
awe
me
with
his
screw'd
face
;
or
dismay
me
with
his
Bilboe
blade
:
I
have
a
weapon
of
a
stronger
temper
,
and
it
will
pierce
further
then
a
Roarers
Tolado
.
The
unjust
Regrater
,
that
engrosseth
wealth
to
himselfe
,
famine
to
the
land
;
I
will
make
him
open
his
two-leav'd
granars
,
pull
out
his
worme-sprowt
corne
,
and
lay
his
foysty
victuall
forth
to
the
open
Market
.
And
this
done
;
I
will
bring
him
bound
,
before
a
better
Purveyer
.
The
proud
ambicious
arrogant
Princocke
,
that
glories
in
his
out-side
,
(
and
so
he
may
,
for
it
is
worth
more
than
his
inside
)
shall
Player-like
,
be
stript
out
of
those
silken
Trappings
:
he
plaid
a
brave
mans
part
on
the
Theatre
of
this
world
,
but
he
has
his
Exit
,
and
I
am
in
the
Tyring-house
and
will
dis-robe
him
;
he
shall
know
,
Mundus
Universus
exercet
Histrionem
;
Earth
is
but
a
stage
,
the
life
an
Enterlude
,
the
people
Actors
;
onely
I
am
left
to
empty
the
Stage
with
my
Epilogue
,
but
none
of
these
for
my
paines
will
give
mee
a
Plaudite
.
Yet
of
all
these
,
none
to
me
so
profest
enemies
as
these
smokers
of
our
Age
;
they
whiffe
me
out
in
fume
:
and
spend
my
best
of
houres
in
Candle-light
;
their
wits
goe
and
come
by
Pipe
and
Pipe
;
thus
am
I
taken
in
snuffe
by
every
Pesant
.
Alas
(
poore
aged
Time
)
was
thy
first
race
thus
addicted
?
were
those
ancient
Heroes
of
renowne
,
which
got
glory
by
forraine
Conquests
,
for
their
Pipe
using
a
Pike
,
for
an
herbes
vapour
,
fields
terror
,
thus
imployed
?
No
;
their
time
was
spent
(
and
gloriously
spent
)
in
their
countries
renowne
;
Common-weales
successe
;
or
publike
managements
of
state
,
not
in
an
airie
vapour
.
These
increased
in
generall
respect
by
particular
worth
;
they
had
other
imployments
than
piping
;
Belonaes
march
relished
better
than
the
juyce
of
Necotiana
;
then
were
the
clattering
of
Armes
,
the
ranking
of
battailes
,
the
ranging
of
souldiers
,
and
marshalling
of
fields
,
of
more
esteeme
than
smoake
.
Unworthy
successors
of
so
noble
and
imparalleld
predecessors
,
shall
Time
be
spent
in
nothing
,
being
the
precioust
of
all
things
,
but
in
smoake
and
vapour
,
the
lightest
and
trivialst
of
all
things
?
Shall
your
imployments
which
use
to
be
so
serious
,
be
expended
on
an
herbe
,
of
all
others
,
most
obnoxious
?
How
Time
weepes
▪
see
his
teares
trickling
;
his
poore
decrepit
legges
declining
;
his
tongue
faltring
(
as
one
ready
to
leave
you
)
and
then
where
be
your
delights
ended
,
how
is
that
interim
of
your
life
concluded
,
when
Time
shall
leave
you
,
that
so
long
bare
with
you
?
when
your
dayes
,
as
they
were
imployed
in
smoake
,
shall
end
in
smoake
?
Alas
!
I
doe
pitty
my
childrens
security
,
pitty
them
and
grieve
for
them
;
Nec
longè
a
miseria
est
,
qu●…squis
miseratur
.
Your
misery
(
by
a
transumed
nature
)
becomes
my
misery
;
and
while
you
lose
me
in
smoaking
,
I
well-nigh
lose
my selfe
in
sighing
.
O
Niobe
,
why
weptst
thou
that
thou
shouldst
be
so
soone
deprived
of
children
,
since
my
greatest
misery
is
derived
from
having
children
?
Thou
weptst
,
not
to
possesse
them
,
I
to
enjoy
them
;
Contemning
their
foster
mother
that
first
nurst
them
.
I
tell
them
,
my
teares
are
continuate
;
my
love
intimate
;
and
my
end
approaching
;
yet
they
answer
me
with
hearts
obdurate
;
enmitie
inveterate
;
and
ends
despairing
.
I
offer
my selfe
,
and
they
spurne
at
me
;
wooe
them
with
best
of
Times
rhetoricke
,
and
they
despise
me
;
and
open
the
treasures
of
my
heart
to
them
,
but
they
reject
them
and
casheere
me
.
And
is
not
this
miserable
,
to
contemne
him
,
casheere
him
,
revile
and
inveigh
against
him
,
without
whom
they
cannot
live
;
without
whose
breath
they
cannot
grow
;
and
without
whose
supportance
they
cannot
stand
?
What
have
they
which
I
give
them
not
,
(
or
within
the
course
of
my
houres
)
that
I
minister
not
?
Puritie
of
aire
,
to
breathe
;
variety
of
sounds
,
to
heare
;
fragrancy
of
savours
,
to
smell
;
qualities
and
differences
of
taste
,
to
relish
;
Diversity
of
corpulent
substance
,
to
handle
;
and
rarities
,
with
dissundred
store
of
varieties
,
to
behold
.
And
doe
these
bounties
deserve
no
requitall
?
Doe
these
gifts
merit
no
recompence
?
Must
these
ample
and
indefinite
beauties
and
bounties
receive
no
thankes
?
must
this
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
,
that
gracefull
remuneration
,
established
by
the
Persians
:
that
,
whosoever
should
be
readier
to
receive
than
give
,
was
to
be
punished
with
extreme
censure
,
be
thus
wrapt
up
in
forgetfulnesse
?
I
have
long
expected
substances
,
and
am
I
payed
with
smoake
?
a
sweet
Incence
!
an
excellent
satisfaction
!
More
guerdon
doe
I
receive
of
my
love
from
the
sleeping
Dormouse
,
than
Man
i'
th'
Mist
smoakes
it
all
the
yeare
long
:
hee
proportions
his
nose
,
like
the
Elephants
snout
;
and
to
make
himselfe
more
terrible
,
like
another
Aetna
,
steemes
Vapor
and
terror
out
of
his
nose
.
Sure
this
is
none
of
my
Boy
!
I
sent
him
not
into
the
world
smoaking
,
but
shriking
;
and
now
as
soone
as
he
came
peeping
into
the
world
,
to
fall
a
piping
;
he
doth
not
that
for
which
he
was
sent
hither
.
Well
;
if
this
be
the
fruit
of
thy
long
education
,
the
end
of
my
travaile
,
and
the
period
of
my
care
,
I
must
seeke
out
some
other
children
,
that
will
imploy
their
time
better
,
and
make
use
of
my
bounties
with
more
circumspection
.
O
Lord
,
that
Diogenes
had
come
in
those
dayes
with
his
Lanterne
and
Candle
at
noone
day
,
he
should
have
found
many
at
their
Candle
without
Lanthorne
,
but
none
of
those
hee
sought
for
,
good
men
.
Alas
!
where
may
Time
find
those
rare
Phoenixes
,
those
white
Crowes
,
blacke
Swans
,
those
mirrours
of
mortality
?
the
Spissum
verbum
est
amanti
,
veniet
:
I
pray
thee
foreslow
not
my
hopes
,
frustrate
not
my
expectance
,
but
satisfie
my
love
;
Never
did
pleasures
with
all
their
appearance
,
so
much
affect
thee
,
nor
any
temporary
delights
so
well
deserve
thee
:
Come
then
quickly
to
him
that
doth
both
love
thee
,
and
hath
well
deserved
thee
:
Odit
,
nec
patitur
moras
amor
:
That
love
which
proceeds
from
the
heart
,
hates
delayes
with
her
hart
;
but
where
love
is
dissembling
,
there
love
without
offence
may
be
delaying
.
How
long
have
I
observed
thee
yonder
smoaking
,
and
was
doubtfull
whether
thou
wert
(
as
thou
seemedst
)
a
man
,
or
that
Beast
,
which
the
naturall
Historian
talkes
off
,
that
sends
out
nought
but
fire
?
In
,
I
durst
not
come
to
thee
;
for
I
doubted
,
if
I
had
remembred
thee
of
my
abuse
,
I
should
have
beene
spurn'd
and
spurted
at
for
my
labour
;
Thou
art
too
great
to
be
put
in
mind
of
thy
errours
:
but
the
time
will
come
(
Et
nesci●…
citius
an
facilius
)
when
thou
wilt
wish
with
briny
eyes
,
relenting
heart
,
and
all
attendants
of
a
passionate
and
distracted
soule
,
thou
hadst
received
my
instructions
,
attended
to
my
advertisements
,
and
made
Use
of
my
Cautions
.
I
will
therefore
,
with
this
publicke
and
irrevocable
Edict
,
summon
three
maine
infringers
of
my
Will
,
contemners
of
my selfe
,
and
corrupters
of
the
Age
:
my
summons
shall
serve
for
my
last
warning
;
if
they
returne
no
more
to
those
Stygian-shops
;
those
Cymerian
hovels
of
darkenesse
,
I
will
remit
their
former
errours
;
if
(
in
despite
of
my
summons
)
they
continue
in
the
height
of
their
Flaming
vanities
,
their
smoaky
Impostures
,
Time
shall
whip
those
three
Stygmaticall
Catolounes
to
death
,
cutting
them
downe
like
Mugweedes
,
with
the
Sythe
of
Fate
:
Those
three
majesticke
Tobacco-nosers
,
Captaine
WHIFFE
,
Captaine
PIPE
,
and
Captaine
SNUFFE
.
And
first
for
Captaine
WHIFFE
.
To
Captaine
WHIFFE
.
YOu
Captaine
,
that
glory
in
your
Art
of
vanity
,
making
a
high
Road-way
'twixt
your
mouth
and
your
guttes
,
(
and
with
a
cunning
retrait
)
bringing
it
backe
same
way
it
came
;
you
,
that
set
up
bils
for
your
Novice
to
reade
;
as
thus
:
Whosoever
wil
be
Disciplined
,
or
Matriculated
in
the
Art
,
Science
or
Mystery
of
Tobacco-whiffing
,
let
him
subscribe
his
name
,
the
place
of
his
being
;
and
Captaine
Whiff
:
will
be
ready
there
to
attend
his
yong
master-ships
pleasure
,
with
the
profoundst
of
his
skil
.
O
my
impudent
Sharke
,
Art
thou
fled
from
thy
Captaine
,
&
dar'st
thou
now
usurpe
the
name
of
Valour
?
Thou
:
that
durst
not
smell
Gunpowder
art
now
turn'd
Tobacco-whiffer
?
For
thee
,
if
there
were
no
Time
,
yet
there
would
remaine
some
few
Minutes
reserved
,
to
commend
thee
to
a
halter
,
for
thy
flight
from
thy
Captaine
.
I
my selfe
will
present
thee
for
altogether
;
thou
shalt
not
onely
bee
hanged
(
I
would
have
thee
marke
me
)
before
the
eye
of
the
world
;
but
I
will
have
thee
begg'd
for
an
Anatomie
,
that
thy
Entrals
▪
(
like
Tamerlaines
blacke
Bannaret
)
may
hang
for
Tropheyes
in
honour
of
Captaine
Whiffe
,
and
his
thrice-puissant
,
and
thrice-renowned
Profession
.
Having
brought
thee
to
be
this
Anatomy
,
I
will
leave
thee
.
To
Captaine
PIPE
.
YOu
Captaine
Pipe
(
because
your
name
is
good
)
and
many
Pipes
we
need
in
this
our
flourishing
Troynovant
,
for
conveyance
of
that
pure
Element
water
into
our
Citie
.
You
I
say
,
shall
be
imployed
in
conveying
of
water
,
(
because
you
have
beene
ever
used
by
men
which
frequented
those
Alleyes
)
to
those
despicable
and
forlorne
creatures
,
those
diseased
Gally-foists
of
Turneball
,
Picke-hatch
,
Ram-Allie
,
and
other
Suburbane-traders
,
that
in
contempt
of
Vertue
,
make
a
Contract
with
Hell
.
This
(
though
it
be
no
worke
of
Charity
)
yet
it
is
as
good
a
worke
as
is
expected
of
thee
Captaine
:
thou
wert
once
the
Gallants
Pander
,
beare
now
the
Whoores
Tankard
:
Where
I
will
leave
thee
.
To
Captaine
SNUFFE
.
CAptaine
Snuffe
,
it
may
bee
you
will
take
it
in
snuffe
,
if
Time
tell
you
wherein
you
erre
:
but
best
is
,
as
I
am
indifferent
for
thy
hate
,
I
am
secure
for
thy
power
:
Renounce
the
Devill
,
(
Captaine
)
be
not
fired
before
thy
time
:
be
respective
(
as
thou
art
a
Captaine
)
of
thine
honour
;
and
take
heed
thou
taste
not
,
for
thy
Tobacco
,
Brimstone
and
Sulphur
:
I
would
not
have
thee
snuffe
at
mine
instructions
;
for
I
may
,
and
with
unamated
front
must
tell
thee
,
that
I
have
contested
with
a
man
of
as
great
worth
,
and
of
far
more
grace
,
it
may
be
.
The
higher
Cedar
(
if
faultie
)
deserves
the
rougher
censure
.
Opposition
to
the
malevolent
disposition
,
is
my
recreation
.
Now
it
may
bee
,
that
in
some
drunken
passion
thou
wilt
sweare
to
stab
me
,
what
wilt
thou
gaine
by
it
?
where
wilt
thou
bee
,
when
Time
has
no
being
?
Let
not
my
precepts
move
thine
indignation
,
but
thy
conversion
:
for
thy
threats
,
Time
never
feared
them
(
though
spoken
by
valour
)
much
lesse
by
an
indiscreet
Asse
,
that
is
carried
away
with
choler
.
Now
for
my
Pipe-invective
;
if
it
drive
thee
into
a
fume
,
from
a
fume
to
a
flame
,
my
heart
is
hoofed
;
may
thy
gall
with
fume
bee
seared
,
thy
guts
with
the
flame
be
scorched
,
my
fire-worke
will
bee
secured
,
though
with
paper-squibs
onely
sconced
.
If
Time
should
pray
for
thee
,
I
thinke
thou
wouldst
not
thanke
mee
;
yet
I
will
offer
a
few
orisons
up
for
thee
,
for
I
doubt
thou
canst
offer
none
for
thy selfe
.
Leave
me
that
s●…uffing
,
and
fall
to
sighing
;
thou
art
neare
thy
grave
,
and
then
thou
shalt
bee
smoakt
for
thy
vaine
time
▪
Receive
my
teares
,
TIMES
remembrances
to
the
world
.
LIve
in
the
world
,
as
if
thou
meantst
to
leave
it
,
being
indifferent
of
loving
it
,
and
resolved
to
despise
it
.
In
honour
,
seeke
it
not
;
for
seldome
is
honour
sought
by
deserts
:
if
shee
may
by
direct
courses
bee
purchased
,
&
without
appearance
of
thine
owne
seeking
,
receive
her
:
Gold
should
bee
taken
,
if
offered
.
In
riches
,
bee
not
so
prodigall
,
as
thine
owne
expence
may
breed
want
;
or
so
miserable
,
as
thou
canst
not
use
thine
owne
.
In
life
,
prepare
for
death
:
in
time
,
for
eternitie
of
time
;
that
when
thy
being
is
expired
here
,
thou
mayest
live
ever
elsewhere
.
In
eminent
places
,
let
not
the
object
of
Earth
darken
thine
eye
for
Heaven
:
for
Time
had
rather
bee
a
poore
sojournour
twixt
Earth
and
Heaven
,
than
by
being
great
on
Earth
,
lose
my
portion
of
greatnesse
in
Heaven
.
In
thy
rising
,
looke
to
the
staires
of
thine
ascending
:
if
the
foundation
be
desert
,
thou
mayest
(
perhaps
)
continue
longer
;
but
if
desertlesse
high
,
I
feare
Ph●…tons
pride
will
bee
thy
censure
.
Set
an
houre-glasse
ever
beside
thee
,
and
weepe
at
everie
drop
of
sand
that
fals
;
for
everie
drop
of
sand
abridges
of
the
number
of
thy
dayes
:
wish
not
thine
houre-glasse
soone
spent
,
unlesse
thy
fervencie
in
desire
of
dissolution
,
take
thee
from
the
thought
of
mortalitie
,
to
the
consideration
of
glorie
.
Happily
are
thy
desires
extended
,
if
thus
disposed
;
and
Time
,
which
in
thy
happy
expence
of
Time
did
love
thee
,
shall
in
thy
possession
of
Eternitie
,
leave
thee
.
NEPENTHIACI
Naenia
:
OR
,
MUSAEUS
Elegie
.
Ista
liquescens
pluvia
,
lavet
peccati
diluvia
.
DRe●…ch
thy
drie
soule
in
rivolets
of
teares
;
Em●…athe
thy
panting
heart
in
flouds
of
griefe
;
Enhearse
thy
sable
soule
in
lasting
feares
;
Enroule
thy selfe
amongst
all
mourners
chiefe
:
Water
thy
bed
with
pe●…etentiall
showers
,
And
for
wilde
weeds
bring
forth
delicious
flowers
.
"
For
never
did
the
Sun
yet
shine
upon
"
That
wretch
,
who
sinned
more
than
thou
hast
done
.
FINIS
.
In
a
little
Tract
,
entitled
Tobacco
:
Humphrey
King
,
one
well
experienced
in
the
use
,
benefit
,
and
practice
of
that
herbe
,
and
printed
for
Will
.
Barlow
(
with
Tobacco
Armes
)
then
keeping
shop
in
Gracious
street
:
wee
have
collected
these
observations
.
The
divers●…ie
of
names
given
to
this
Herbe
.
THis
Herbe
with
the
French
hath
beene
most
known
by
the
name
of
Nicotiana
,
from
Mounsieur
Nicot
a
Frenchman
,
Embassadour
to
the
King
of
Portugall
,
who
sent
this
herbe
first
into
France
.
Others
have
called
it
,
Queene
mothers
herbe
;
for
that
when
Mounsieur
Nic●…t
had
sent
it
,
commended
to
her
,
she
first
planted
it
.
Others
there
want
not
,
which
call
it
Petum
Masculine
,
though
far
different
in
qualitie
and
effect
,
from
that
the
Portugals
and
Spanyards
have
called
Petum
Feminine
.
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*
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*
The
soveraigne
qualitie
of
this
herbe
,
may
be
gathered
from
the
verie
radicall
derivative
of
it
:
drawne
from
the
observance
of
a
most
judicious
and
accomplisht
Knight
,
one
,
whose
personall
worth
gives
an
●…minent
addition
to
his
noble
birth
:
For
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
in
the
Hebrew
signifies
●…onum
,
and
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
in
Greek
,
Remedium
;
implying
,
that
it
is
a
good
remedie
against
any
maladie
.
Tobacco
first
sent
from
Florida
to
Portugall
,
by
the
testimony
of
Mounsicur
Nicot
,
a
serious
and
exact
searcher
of
ancient
Records
.
The
Authors
which
have
most
amply
writ
of
it
.
-
two
French-men
.
-
Charles
Stephen
,
-
Iohn
Liebault
,
-
Aegidius
Eurartus
,
and
-
Monardes
,
a
Spanyard
.
The
effects
or
operations
of
it
.
MOunsieur
Nico●…
finding
sundry
soveraigne
qualities
in
it
,
amongst
other
cures
applide
it
to
a
Noli
me
tangere
,
and
cur'd
it
.
His
Patient
was
Countesse
of
Ruffe
,
having
her
face
perished
with
a
wart
.
The
like
experiments
were
done
by
Iarnick●…
Governour
of
Rochell
;
reporting
at
a
solemne
feast
,
how
by
distilling
this
Tobacco
,
mixt
with
the
juyce
of
another
little
herbe
,
casually
found
in
the
wood
,
he
had
cured
one
extremely
pained
with
the
Asthma
.
It
hath
healed
these
diseases
;
the
Wolfe
,
Canker
,
Kings
Evill
,
all
old
sores
,
wounds
,
Tetters
,
broad
biles
,
pricking
of
the
Fish
called
Vives
(
the
nature
of
whose
touch
is
to
procure
infinite
bleeding
,
even
to
death
:
)
the
Gout
being
rubbed
in
the
infected
place
with
oyle-olive
,
and
afterwards
by
applying
warme
leaves
of
Tobacco
,
hath
beene
much
allayed
.
It
hath
cleared
the
sight
,
and
cured
one
long
languishing
in
a
consumption
,
which
I
could
instance
in
a
Lady
of
good
account
,
at
this
day
living
.
Aegidius
Eurartus
▪
in
his
Discourse
De
herba
Panac●…a
,
writeth
,
how
a
certaine
woman
had
given
her
Cat
a
verie
strong
poyson
;
when
the
poore
Cat
was
in
that
taking
,
that
she
could
not
stand
with
dizinesse
,
and
strived
to
voyd
forth
the
poyson
in
vaine
;
the
woman
remembring
her selfe
,
found
meanes
to
open
her
jawes
,
and
making
a
little
ball
of
bruized
Tobacco
,
mingled
with
butter
,
to
make
it
goe
downe
the
better
,
thrust
it
into
her
mouth
,
and
so
swallowing
it
downe
,
within
a
short
time
shee
cast
up
all
the
poyson
,
and
so
was
saved
.
It
will
cure
all
pimples
,
carbuncles
,
and
other
red
excrements
,
called
Alebuttons
.
The
Spanyards
report
,
that
the
Indians
,
after
their
labour
and
travell
,
drinke
unmeasurably
Tobacco
;
which
not
onely
refresheth
them
,
and
takes
away
their
wearinesse
,
but
makes
them
apt
and
prompt
to
businesse
.
The
description
of
it
.
THis
herbe
in
forme
much
resembleth
Consond●…
.
The
figure
or
Proportion
of
it
,
you
shall
finde
drawne
in
the
same
Tract
.
The
maine
stalke
of
Tobacco
groweth
upright
,
and
big
in
proportion
,
his
leaves
are
velveted
,
and
are
in
growth
bigger
and
larger
at
the
stalke
than
towards
the
end
of
the
leafe
;
resembling
the
plaine
forme
,
figure
,
or
feature
of
any
other
leafe
not
ragged
nor
indented
,
save
that
you
shall
have
some
leaves
broader
and
larger
than
both
your
hands
,
and
in
length
▪
as
much
as
three
hands
breadth
.
The
flower
of
the
Tobacco
is
much
like
the
flower
of
Niel
;
sometimes
yellow
,
and
sometimes
of
a
Carnation
colour
,
and
sometimes
in
forme
like
a
Bell.
And
when
it
casteth
the
flower
,
it
leaves
the
former
proportion
,
&
taketh
the
semblance
of
an
Apple
;
in
which
you
may
find
the
seeds
inclosed
very
small
,
appearing
not
much
unlike
to
Iusquiasme
seeds
,
which
are
yellowish
:
but
when
they
grow
toward
their
full
ripenesse
,
then
they
appeare
more
near
to
a
blacke
.
The
convenientst
season
for
sowing
it
.
FOr
the
time
of
sowing
it
in
England
;
I
agree
rather
with
Monardes
than
these
two
,
who
say
it
is
best
sowing
it
in
the
midst
of
Aprill
;
but
I
would
rather
hold
it
better
to
sow
it
in
March
,
for
the
same
occasion
that
Monardes
writeth
:
howbeit
,
Stephen
and
Liebault
write
,
that
the
Spaniards
and
Indians
sow
it
after
harvest
.
The
convenientst
season
for
gathring
it
.
LEo
Suavius
wils
that
we
should
gather
the
leaves
in
the
moneth
of
Iuly
;
and
then
bruise
and
distill
them
in
a
double
Limbecke
,
with
two
Emissories
or
Spouts
of
glasse
,
and
keepe
this
a
yeere
:
for
(
saith
he
)
this
received
to
the
quantity
of
an
Ounce
,
for
the
increasing
of
health
in
a
sicke
or
waterish
stomacke
,
is
most
effectuall
.
The
convenientst
Soyle
for
increase
of
it
.
THe
best
place
wherein
it
will
most
prosper
,
and
be
naturally
planted
in
our
countries
,
is
,
where
the
Sunne
shineth
most
;
and
if
it
be
possible
,
against
some
wall
,
which
may
defend
it
from
the
North-wind
,
which
is
an
infinite
enemy
to
this
herbe
;
being
so
tender
in
stalke
,
nature
and
quality
,
as
it
may
endure
no
distemper
,
nor
extremity
.
It
is
hot
and
dry
in
the
second
degree
;
FINIS
.
TIMES
Sonnet
.
SWeet
Youth
,
Smoake
not
thy
time
,
Too
precious
to
abuse
;
Th'
ast
fitter
feats
to
choose
:
What
may
redeeme
that
prime
,
Thy
SMOAKING
AGE
doth
loose
?
Good
Oldman
,
eye
thy
Glasse
,
See
,
how
those
Sands
doe
fall
!
None
can
agraine
recall
:
Old
houres
doe
quickly
passe
,
Shall
SMOAKE
consume
them
all
?
Loves
Lady
,
whom
Sunne
,
Weather
,
Yea
,
the
least
airy
touch
,
(
Complexion
it
is
such
)
May
taint
;
cinge
not
your
feather
,
TOBACCO
may
doe
much
.
Shunne
SMOAKE
,
East
,
West
,
North
,
South
,
LOVES
LADY
,
OLD
MAN
,
YOUTH
.