WHIMZIES
:
OR
,
A
NEW
CAST
OF
CHARACTERS
.
1.
An
Almanack-maker
IS
an
annuall
Author
,
no
lesse
constant
in
his
M●…thod
then
ma●…r
;
enlarging
his
yeerely
Edition
with
a
figure
or
cipher
.
He
cites
as
familiarly
,
as
if
they
were
his
familiars
,
Euclid
,
Ptolomi●…
,
Ticho-Brache
,
&c.
But
▪
beleeve
it
,
many
have
spoke
of
Robin
Hood
,
that
never
shot
in
his
bow
.
Hee
scrapes
acquaintance
of
a
fortu●…ate
gentleman
,
one
〈◊〉
,
whom
he
erron●…ously
takes
for
brother
of
that
feigned
knight
Parismus
;
whose
name
hee
interprets
to
bee
,
Bo●…i
ominis
captatio
,
whereof
he
himselfe
for
his
part
,
was
never
capable
.
Horizons
,
Hemisphear●…s
,
Horoscopes
,
Apogaeum's
,
Hypogaeum's
,
Perigaeum's
,
Astrolabes
,
Cycles
,
Epicycles
are
his
usuall
dialect
;
yet
I
am
pe●…swaded
they
may
bee
something
to
eate
,
for
ought
he
knowes
.
His
frequent
repetition
of
Mazzaroth
,
〈◊〉
,
Orion
,
and
the
Pleiades
▪
proclaime
him
highly
versed
in
the
astrologicall
〈◊〉
of
Io●…
,
whom
he
resembles
in
a
Paralell
line
of
Poverty
,
rather
than
patience
.
Hee
ha's
the
true
situation
and
just
proportion
of
the
p●…incipall
Angles
or
houses
of
the
Heaven
or
Firmament
:
yet
can
hardly
pay
house
rent
for
his
ow●…e
.
Forty
shillings
is
his
yeerely
pension
upon
every
impression
:
but
his
vailes
are
meaner
,
unlesse
he
have
the
Art
for
stolen
goods
to
cast
a
figure
:
wherein
,
trust
me
,
hee
h●…'s
a
prety
smattering
.
He
walks
in
the
Clouds
,
and
prates
as
familiarly
of
the
in●…luence
of
the
Moone
,
as
if
h●…e
had
b●…ene
the
man
that
was
in
her
.
Hee
would
make
you
beleeve
he●…
had
a
smacke
of
Poetry
,
by
the
verses
which
hee
●…ixeth
above
every
moneth
,
but
doe
not
credit
him
,
hee
is
guiltlesse
of
that
art
:
onely
some
stolen
shreads
he
hath
●…aked
out
from
the
kenn●…ll
of
other
Authors
,
which
most
〈◊〉
hee
assumes
to
himselfe
,
and
makes
an
additament
to
his
Labours
.
Whole
Summer
nights
long
hee
lyes
on
his
backe
,
as
if
hee
were
melldew'd
or
Planet-strucke
,
gazing
on
the
starrie
gallerie
:
and
would
make
you
believe
that
hee
knew
the
names
and
markes
of
all
the
Oxen
that
draw
Charles
waine
.
Hee
talkes
much
of
the
12.
Signes
,
yet
I
am
confident
,
that
one
might
perswade
him
that
the
Cardinals
hat
,
or
Sarazens
head
were
one
of
them
.
He
keeps
a
terrible
quarter
with
his
Iacobs
staffe
,
which
he
conjectures
was
first
found
at
Iacobs
Well
;
as
his
erring
Erra
pater
informes
him
:
for
other
Cabals
hee
disclaimes
them
.
The
Memorable
work
of
co●…veying
the
N●…w
River
from
Ware
to
London
▪
was
the
issue
of
his
braine
,
if
you
may
believe
him
:
yea
,
he
will
tell
you
,
the
state
is
much
engaged
to
his
notions
.
He
ha'●…
some
small
scruple
of
Physitian
in
him
,
and
can
most
Empyrically
discourse
of
the
s●…ate
of
your
Body
:
but
had
he
st●…re
of
Patients
,
hee
would
slaughter
more
than
a
Pest●…lence
.
He
ha's
a
little
judgement
in
your
Chris●…
:
and
which
is
best
season
for
〈◊〉
:
yet
hee
knowes
not
,
whether
Phlebotomie
bee
a
man
or
a
woman
.
Not
a
high-w●…y
m●…n
in
Europe
can
direct
you
better
in
the
Roade
:
all
which
he
ha's
by
instira●…ion
,
for
he
scarce
ever
〈◊〉
out
of
smoke
o'●…h
Citie
.
He
ha's
excellent
observations
for
planting
,
plo●…ng
,
setting
,
sowing
▪
with
other
●…xperimentall
rule●…
of
〈◊〉
,
yet
never
was
Master
of
●…
Plough
in
all
his
ti●…e
.
Ce●…taine
(
but
most
〈◊〉
)
g●…erall
Notions
hee
〈◊〉
of
t●…e
seas●…ns
of
weathers
,
which
hee
express●…th
in
such
strange
and
unbaptized
language
,
as
like
the
Delph●…an
sword
,
it
may
cut
either
way
.
About
four
a
clock
at
night
(
saith
he
)
which
may
as
soone
fall
out
at
foure
a
clocke
i'
th
morning
for
ought
he
know's
,
there
will
fall
some
mizling
,
drizling
drops
,
with
some
whistling
,
rustling
windes
,
&c.
all
which
he
findes
out
of
the
depth
of
Art
.
He
professeth
some
skill
in
palmistry
;
wherein
trust
me
,
the
Gip●…ies
do
farre
out-strippe
him
:
poring
on
the
table
of
your
hand
,
hee
fetcheth
a
deepe
sigh
,
thinking
of
his
owne
unfurnish'd
Table
at
home
,
than
which
none
can
bee
barer
.
And
examining
the
lines
of
your
Table
,
he
alwayes
findes
his
owne
to
be
most
ominous
.
Hee
shewes
himselfe
deeply
read
in
antiquitie
,
by
the
artlesse
draught
of
his
threed-bare
Chronologie
;
and
imps
his
illiterate
worke
,
for
want
of
better
s●…uffe
,
with
a
trite
discourse
of
weights
and
measures
:
most
ponderously
dividing
them
into
Troy
and
Aver
depois
:
where
hee
findes
his
owne
gold
still
too
light
by
many
graines
for
either
scale
.
His
Cage
(
or
Studie
if
you
please
)
is
hung
about
with
Moath-eaten
Mappes
,
Orbes
,
Globes
,
Perspectives
;
with
which
hee
can
worke
wonders
.
His
shelves
for
want
of
authors
,
are
subully
inter-woven
with
Spiders
Ca●…les
,
which
hee
makes
the
stupid
vulgar
beleeve
,
are
pure
Elixirs
extracted
from
the
influence
of
the
Moone
.
It
is
the
height
of
his
ambition
to
aspire
to
the
credit
of
a
Blanke
Almanack
.
;
upon
which
election
hee
holds
himselfe
a
〈◊〉
Author
.
If
famous
,
he
seldome
dies
;
for
some
●…iour
Artist
will
assume
to
himselfe
his
name
.
But
if
he
die
,
an
other
Phoenix-like
,
will
bee
forth
with
raked
out
of
his
ashes
.
His
death
makes
him
in
this
infinitely
happy
;
It
is
not
b●…tter
to
him
in
respect
of
his
su●…stance
:
And
in
this
onely
hee
expresseth
hi●…e
a
Scholer
;
He
d●…es
poore
.
In
a
word
,
this
may
be
his
comfort
,
he
leaves
his
kindred
in
a
settled
and
composed
peace
:
for
they
neede
not
fall
by
the
eares
together
for
his
goods
.
That
which
he
long
discoursed
of
but
understood
not
(
I
meane
his
Clymactericall
yeare
)
ha's
now
attach'd
hi●…
:
And
so
ends
his
perpetuall
A●…nack
.
2.
A
Ballad-monger
IS
the
ignominious
ni●…kname
of
a
penu●…ious
poet
of
●…hom
he
partakes
in
no●…g
but
in
povertie
.
His
straine
(
in
my
opinion
)
would
sort
best
with
a
●…unerall
Elegie
,
for
hee
writes
most
pittifully
.
Hee
ha's
a
singular
gift
of
imagination
,
for
hee
can
descant
on
a
mans
exec●…
long
before
his
confession
.
Nor
comes
his
Invention
farre
short
of
his
Imagination
;
for
want
of
truer
r●…lations
,
for
a
neede
he
can
finde
you
out
a
Sussex
Dragon
,
some
Sea
or
Inland
monster
,
drawne
out
by
some
Shoelane
man
in
a
Go●…nlike
feature
,
to
enforce
more
horror
in
the
beholder
.
Hee
ha's
an
excellent
facultie
in
this
;
Hee
ha's
one
tune
in
store
that
will
indifferently
serve
for
any
ditty
.
H●…
〈◊〉
your
onely
man
in
request
●…or
Christmas
Carols
.
His
workes
are
lasting-pasted
monuments
u●…on
the
insides
of
Country
Ale-houses
,
w●…
they
may
〈◊〉
without
expence
of
a
fa●…ing
:
which
makes
their
thirstie
Author
crie
out
in
this
manner
,
if
he
have
so
much
Latin
:
Quò
licuit
chartis
,
non
licet
ire
mihi
.
He
stands
much
upon
Stanza's
,
which
halt
and
hobble
as
l●…mely
as
th●…t
one
legg'd
Ca●…tor
that
sings
them
:
It
would
doe
a
mans
heart
good
to
see
how
twinne-like
hee
and
his
songman
couple
.
Wits
of
equal
size
,
though
more
holding
vailes
befall
the
voyce
.
Now
you
shall
see
them
(
if
both
their
stockes
aspire
to
that
strength
)
droppe
into
some
blinde
Alehouse
,
where
these
two
naked
Uirginians
will
call
for
a
great
potte
,
a
toast
,
and
a
pipe
.
Where
you
may
imagine
the
first
and
last
to
be
only
called
for
out
of
an
humour
;
but
the
midst
out
of
meere
necessitie
,
to
allay
hunger
.
Yet
to
see
how
they
will
hug
,
hooke
,
and
shrugge
over
these
materials
in
a
Chimney
corner
(
O
Polyhymnia
)
it
would
make
the
Muses
wonder
!
But
now
they
are
parted
:
and
Ste●…tor
ha's
fitted
his
Batillus
with
a
Subject
:
wheron
hee
vowes
to
bestow
better
Lines
than
ever
stucke
in
the
Garland
of
good
will
.
By
this
time
with
botches
and
old
ends
,
this
BalladBard
ha's
expressed
the
Quintessence
of
his
Genius
,
extracted
from
the
muddie
spirit
of
Bottle-Ale
and
froth
.
But
all
is
one
for
that
;
his
‛
rinkilo
must
have
it
,
if
he
wil●…
come
to
his
price
,
yet
before
hee
have
it
,
it
must
suffer
the
Presse
.
By
this
,
N●…ck
Ballad
ha's
got
him
a
Quarterne
of
this
new
Impression
;
with
which
hee
mounts
Holborne
as
merry
as
a
Carter
;
and
takes
his
stand
against
some
eminent
Bay-win●…ow
;
where
he
ven●…s
his
stuffe
.
Hee
needs
not
dance
attendance
;
for
in
a
trice
you
shall
see
him
guarded
with
a
Ianizarie
of
Cost
rmongers
,
and
Countr●…y
Gooselings
:
while
his
Nipps
,
I●…s
,
Bungs
and
`
Prina●…o's
,
of
whom
he
hol●…s
in
fee
,
oft-times
prevent
the
Lanyer
,
by
diving
too
deepe
into
his
Clients
pocket
;
while
h●…e
gives
too
deepe
attention
to
this
wo●…derfull
Bal●…d
.
B●…t
stale
Balla●…-newes
,
like
s●…ale
fish
,
when
it
beginnes
to
smell
of
the
Pa●…yer
,
are
not
for
queas●…e
stomacks
.
You
must
therefore
imagine
,
that
by
this
time
they
are
cashier'd
the
Cit●…e
and
mu●…
now
ride
poast
for
the
Countrey
:
where
they
are
no
lesse
admir'd
than
a
Gyant
in
a
pageant
:
till
at
last
they
grow
so
common
there
too
,
as
every
poore
Milk
maid
can
chant
and
chirpe
it
under
h●…r
Cow
;
which
she
useth
as
an
harmelesse
charme
to
make
her
let
downe
her
milke
.
Now
therefore
you
must
suppose
our
facetious
Ballad-monger
,
as
one
nectar-infused
with
some
poetical
Liquor
,
re-ascending
the
horsehoof'd
mount
,
and
with
a
cuppe
of
sixe
(
for
his
token-pledge
will
bee
taken
for
no
more
)
hee
presum's
to
represent
unto
the
world
a
new
conceite
,
intitled
;
A
proper
new
Ball●…d
,
to
the
tune
of
Bragadeery
round
.
Which
his
Chant●…leere
sings
with
varietie
of
ayres
(
having
as
you
may
suppose
,
an
ins●…rumētall
Polyphon
in
the
cra●…e
of
his
nose
.
)
Now
he
〈◊〉
a
n●…urall
Base
,
then
a
perpet●…all
Treble
,
and
ends
with
a
Countert●…nure
.
You
shall
heare
him
feigne
an
artfull
straine
through
the
Nose
,
purposely
to
〈◊〉
uate
into
the
attention
of
the
purer
brother-hood
:
But
all
in
vaine
;
They
blush
at
the
〈◊〉
of
this
knave
,
and
demurely
passing
by
him
,
call
him
the
lost
childe
.
Now
,
for
his
Author
,
you
must
not
take
him
for
one
of
those
pregnant
criticke
Suburbane
wits
,
who
make
worke
for
the
fidlers
of
the
Citie
.
For
those
are
more
knaves
,
than
fooles
,
but
these
quite
contrary
.
In
those
you
shall
finde
salt
,
sense
,
and
verse
;
but
in
these
none
of
all
three
.
What
then
is
●…o
bee
expected
from
so
sterile
a
Pernassian
,
where
impudence
is
his
best
conductor
,
Ignorance
his
best
Instructor
,
and
Indigence
his
best
Proctor
?
Shall
we
then
close
with
him
thus
?
Hee
is
constant
in
nothing
but
in
his
Clothes
.
He
〈◊〉
casts
his
slough
but
against
B●…tholomew
Faire
:
where
hee
may
●…asually
e●…danger
the
purchase
of
a
cast
suite
:
Else
,
trust
me
,
hee
is
no
shifter
.
In
a
word
,
●…et
his
poo●…e
corpes
a
sheete
to
s●…rowd
them
in
at
his
dying
,
they
〈◊〉
more
than
his
●…use
could
ever
make
him
worth
while
hee
was
living
.
3.
A
Corranto-coiner
.
IS
a
State-Newes-monger
;
and
his
owne
Genius
is
his
intelligencer
.
His
Mint
goes
weekely
,
and
he
coines
monie
by
it
.
Howsoeuer
,
the
more
intelligent
merchants
doe
jeere
him
,
the
vulgar
doe
admire
him
,
holding
his
Novels
oracular
.
And
these
are
usually
se●…t
for
Tokens
or
〈◊〉
Curtsies
betwixt
City
and
Countrey
.
Hee
hol●…s
most
constantly
o●…e
fo●…me
or
me●…hod
of
disc●…urse
.
He
●…etaines
some
militarie
words
of
art
,
which
hee
shoot●…s
at
randome
;
no
matt●…r
where
they
h●…t
,
they
cannot
wound
any
.
He
ever
leaves
some
passages
doubtfull
,
as
if
they
were
some
more
intimate
secrecies
of
state
,
clozing
his
sentence
abruptly
,
—
With
heereafter
you
shall
heare
more
.
Which
words
,
I
conceive
,
he
o●…ely
useth
as
baites
,
to
make
the
appetite
of
the
Reader
more
eager
in
his
next
weeks
pursuit
for
a
more
satisfying
labour
.
Some
generall-erring
relations
he
pick●…s
up
,
as
Crummes
or
fragments
,
from
a
frequented
Ordinario
:
Of
which
shreads
he
shapes
a
Cote
to
fit
any
credulous
foole
that
will
weare
it
.
You
sh●…ll
never
observe
him
make
any
reply
in
places
of
publike
concourse
;
hee
ingenuously
acknowledges
hims●…lfe
to
bee
more
bounden
to
the
happinesse
of
a
retentive
me●…ory
,
than
eyther
ability
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
.
or
pregnancy
of
conceite
.
Hee
carryes
his
Table-booke●…ill
●…ill
about
with
him
,
but
dares
not
pull
it
out
publikely
:
yet
no
sooner
is
the
Table
drawne
,
than
he
turnes
Notarie
;
by
which
meanes
hee
recovers
the
charge
of
his
ordinarie
.
Paules
is
his
Walke
in
Winter
;
Moorfi●…lds
in
Sommer
.
Where
the
whole
discipline
,
designes
,
projects
,
and
exploits
of
the
St●…tes
,
Netherlands
,
Poland
,
Switzer
,
Crim
chan
and
all
,
are
within
the
Compasse
of
one
Quadrangle
walke
most
judiciously
and
punctually
discovered
.
But
long
he
must
not
walke
,
lest
hee
make
his
N●…wes-presse
stand
.
Thanks
to
his
good
invention
,
he
can
collect
much
out
of
a
very
little
:
no
matter
thou●…h
more
experienc'd
judgements
disprove
him
;
hee
is
Anonymo●…
,
&
that
wil
secure
h●…m
.
To
make
his
reports
more
credible
(
or
which
he
and
his
Stationer
onely
aymes
at
)
more
vendible
,
in
the
relation
of
every
occurrent
:
he
renders
you
the
day
of
the
Moneth
;
and
to
approve
himselfe
a
Scholler
,
he
annexeth
these
Latine
parcells
,
or
parcell-gilt
sentences
,
veteri
Stylo
,
novo
Stylo
.
Palisado's
,
Parapets
,
Counterscarfes
,
Forts
,
Fortresses
,
Rampiers
,
Bulwark's
are
his
usual
dialect
.
Hee
writes
as
if
he
would
doe
some
mischiefe
;
yet
the
charge
of
his
shot
is
but
paper
.
Hee
will
sometimes
start
i●…
his
sleepe
,
as
one
affrighted
with
v●…sions
;
which
I
can
imp●…te
to
no
other
cause
but
to
the
terrible
skirmishes
which
h●…
discours'd
of
,
in
the
day
time
.
He
ha's
now
tyed
himselfe
Apprentice
to
the
trade
of
minting
:
and
must
weekly
performe
his
taske
,
or
(
beside
the
losse
w●…ich
accrues
to
himselfe
)
he
disappoi●…ts
a
number
of
no
small
fooles
,
whose
discourse
,
discipline
,
and
discretion
is
drill'd
from
his
State
service
.
These
you
shall
know
by
their
Mondai's
morning
Question
,
a
little
before
Exchange
time
;
Stationer
have
you
any
newes
.
Which
they
no
sooner
purchase
than
peruse
;
and
early
by
next
morning
(
lest
their
Countrey
friend
should
bee
deprived
of
the
benefit
of
so
rich
a
prize
)
they
freely
vent
the
substance
of
it
,
with
some
illustrations
,
if
their
understanding
can
furnish
them
that
way
.
He
would
make
you
beleeve
that
hee
were
knowne
to
some
forraine
intelligence
,
but
I
hold
him
the
wisest
man
that
hath
the
least
faith
to
beleeve
him
.
For
his
relations
he
stands
resolute
,
whether
they
become
approved
or
evinced
for
untruths
;
which
if
they
bee
,
hee
ha's
contr●…cted
with
his
face
never
to
blush
for
the
matter
.
Hee
holds
especiall
concurrence
with
two
philosophicall
sects
,
though
hee
bee
ignora●…t
of
the
T●…nets
of
either
:
in
the
collection
of
his
observations
he
is
Pe●…ipateticull
,
for
hee
walkes
circularly
:
in
the
dig●…stion
of
his
relations
he
is
Stoicall
,
and
sits
regularly
.
Hee
ha's
an
Alph●…beticall
Table
of
all
the
chiefe
Commanders
,
Generals
,
Leaders
,
provinciall
Townes
,
Rivers
,
Ports
,
Creekes
,
with
other
fitting
materials
to
furnish
his
imaginary
building
.
Whisperings
,
mu●…trings
,
&
bare
suppositions
are
suffici●…nt
grounds
for
the
authoritie
of
his
relat●…ons
.
It
is
strange
to
see
with
what
greedinesse
this
ayrie
Chameleon
being
all
lungs
and
winde
,
will
swallow
a
receite
of
Newes
,
as
i●…
it
●…ere
physicall
:
yea
,
with
●…at
frontlesse
insinuation
he
will
scrue
himselfe
i●…to
the
acquaintance
of
some
knowing
Intelligencers
,
who
trying
the
Cask
by
his
hollow
sound
,
do
familiarly
g●…ll
him
.
I
am
of
opinion
,
were
all
his
voluminous
centuries
of
fabulo●…s
relations
compiled
,
●…hey
●…ould
vye
in
number
with
the
〈◊〉
of
many
fo●…erunning
ages
.
You
shall
many
ti●…es
finde
in
his
〈◊〉
,
Pasquils
▪
&
Corranto's
miserable
di●…ractions
;
here
a
City
taken
by
force
,
long
before
it
bee
besieged
;
there
a
Countrey
laid
wa●…e
before
ever
the
enemie
ent●…red
.
He
many
times
tortures
his
R●…ader
with
impertinencies
:
y●…t
are
these
the
tolerablest
p●…ssages
throughout
all
his
discourse
.
He
is
the
very
Landskip
of
our
age
.
He
is
all
ayre
;
his
eare
alwayes
open
to
all
r●…ports
;
which
how
incredible
soever
,
must
passe
for
currant
,
and
find
vent
,
purpos●…ly
to
get
him
currant
money
,
and
delude
the
vulgar
.
Yet
our
best
comfort
is
,
his
Chymera's
live
not
long
;
a
weeke
is
the
longest
in
the
Citie
,
and
af●…er
their
arrivall
,
little
longer
in
the
Countrey
.
Which
past
,
they
melt
like
Butter
,
or
m●…tch
a
pipe
and
so
Burne
.
But
ind●…ede
,
most
commonly
it
is
the
height
of
their
ambition
,
to
aspire
to
the
imployment
of
stopping
mu●…tard-pots
,
or
wrapping
up
pepper
,
pouder
,
s●…aves-aker
,
&c.
which
done
,
they
●…xpire
.
Now
for
his
habit
,
Wapping
and
Longlane
will
give
him
his
Character
.
Hee
honours
nothing
with
a
more
indeered
observance
,
nor
hugges
ought
with
more
intimacie
than
antiquitie
,
which
hee
expresseth
even
in
his
〈◊〉
.
I
have
knowne
some
love
fish
best
that
smell'd
of
the
panyer
;
and
the
like
humour
reignes
in
him
,
for
hee
loves
that
apparell
best
th●…t
ha's
a
taste
o●…
the
Brok●…r
.
Some
have
held
hi●…
for
a
Scholler
,
but
trust
m●…e
such
are
in
a
palpable
errour
,
for
hee
never
yet
understood
so
much
Latine
,
as
to
construe
Gallob●…lgicus
.
For
his
Librarie
,
(
his
owne
continuations
excepted
)
it
consists
of
very
few
or
no
Bookes
:
he
holds
himselfe
highly
engaged
to
his
in●…
,
if
it
can
purchase
him
victuals
,
for
Authors
hee
never
converseth
with
them
,
unlesse
they
walke
in
P●…les
.
For
his
discourse
it
is
ordinari●…
:
yet
hee
will
make
you
a
terrible
repetition
of
desperate
Commanders
,
unheard
of
exployts
;
intermixing
with
all
his
owne
personall
service
.
But
this
is
not
in
all
companies
:
for
his
experience
hath
sufficiently
inform'd
him
in
this
principle
:
That
as
nothing
workes
more
on
the
simple
than
things
strange
and
incredibly
rare
;
so
nothing
discovers
his
weaknesse
more
among
the
knowing
and
judicious
,
than
to
insist
by
way
of
discourse
,
on
reports
above
conceite
.
〈◊〉
th●…se
therefore
,
hee
is
as
mute
as
a
fish
.
But
now
imagine
his
Lampe
(
if
he
be
worth
one
)
to
be
neer●…ly
burnt
out
;
his
inventing
Genius
,
wear●…d
and
surfoote
with
raunging
over
so
many
unk●…owne
Regions
;
and
himsel●…e
wasted
with
the
●…ruitlesse
expence
of
much
paper
,
resig●…ing
his
place
of
weekly
Collecti●…ns
to
an
other
:
whom
in
hope
of
some
little
share
,
h●…e
ha's
to
his
Station●…r
recommended
,
while
he
lives
either
poorely
respected
,
or
dyes
mis●…rably
●…uspended
.
The
rest
I
end
with
his
owne
cloze
;
next
weeke
you
sh●…ll
heare
more
.
4
A
Decoy
IS
a
brave
metall'd
Blade
,
as
apt
to
take
as
to
give
.
H●…s
morni●…g
preparative
is
,
What
sconce
shall
we
build
?
Though
he
never
bare
office
in
the
Ward
where
he
lives
,
he
ha's
the
word
of
a
Constable
,
and
can
bid
stand
.
He
is
a
witty
Hypocrit
;
for
sometimes
i●…
occasion
serve
,
he
can
play
the
civill
Div●…ll
,
and
cou●…terfeite
a
demure
〈◊〉
.
He
will
cloze
with
you
in
any
●…rgument
out
of
a
pregnant-prese●…t
conceite
:
s●…
as
hee
would
make
one
〈◊〉
he
had
the
Eleme●…ts
of
all
Learning
:
Bu●…
hold
him
to
it
,
and
he
will
●…all
●…ff
,
a●…
hee
doth
in
his
whole
cour●…e
●…rom
the
practice
of
goodnesse
.
To
〈◊〉
his
frie●…
or
rather
befriend
〈◊〉
,
h●…e
will
turne
true
Asi●…n
knight
,
and
sweare
for
you
most
pragmatically
.
A
more
affable
or
sociable
companion
the
world
cannot
afford
you
:
for
hee
will
mould
himselfe
to
your
humour
,
be
it
in
the
quest
of
busi●…esse
or
pleasure
:
your
owne
shadow
cannot
bee
more
attendant
,
nor
more
obsequiously
observant
.
His
onely
desi●…e
is
but
to
know
where
you
lodge
(
and
for
want
of
his
high-road
revenewes
)
hee
will
bee
your
incessant
visitant
.
Having
by
this
wrought
o●…
your
easie
temper
,
and
in
your
bosome
purchased
him
a
friendly
harbour
:
Hee
pretends
occasions
abroad
;
and
complaines
his
horse
is
lame
,
and
what
injurie
the
base
F●…rrier
had
done
him
.
This
in
Civility
you
cannot
chuse
but
take
notice
of
,
especialy
to
so
intimate
a
friend
,
who
ha's
so
many
times
vow'd
to
engage
his
person
for
your
honour
.
By
this
hee
mounts
your
Palfrey
,
and
makes
for
the
Countrey
;
where
if
he
doe
not
speede
himselfe
of
a
fortune
by
the
way
;
next
friday
in
Smithfield
you
s●…all
finde
your
Demilance
in
the
Faire
.
Whom
if
you
should
chance
to
owne
,
yet
were
you
never
a
whit
neerer
your
owne
:
for
your
sweete-bosome
friend
will
not
sticke
to
face
you
and
sweare
you
out
of
him
.
Nay
,
hee
will
taxe
you
of
impudence
and
countenanc'd
by
some
of
his
own
Co●…rades
,
vow
revenge
for
this
undigested
imputation
.
Now
,
i●…
your
discretion
will
not
bee
thus
outbrav'd
no●…
baffelt
,
hee
will
shew
himselfe
tru●…
sparke
of
valour
,
and
encounter
you
where
you
will
or
dare
.
But
set
up
this
for
your
rest
,
if
you
adjorne
time
,
you
shall
as
soone
meete
with
your
horse
as
●…im
.
But
these
a●…e
but
pe●…ty
assayes
to
other
of
his
master-peeces
.
By
th●…s
hee
hath
taken
upon
him
the
title
of
a
great
Heire
;
which
is
seconded
by
the
approvement
of
his
〈◊〉
F●…ye
.
All
Cubs
of
one
Lit●…er
,
and
equally
fur●…ished
●…or
a
cheating
Lecture
.
This
some
rich
Mercer
.
Milliner
,
or
Taylour
,
or
some
other
necessary
appendice
of
a
gentleman
is
presently
pos●…est
of
;
who
become
humble
Supplicants
for
his
Custome
,
and
by
corrupting
the
Groome
of
his
Chamb●…r
,
(
who
was
corrupt
enough
already
)
purposely
cheat●…
themselves
with
expence
of
some
●…w
Crownes
.
Along
goes
ou●…
De●…oy
▪
as
a●…
imaginarie
H●…ire
,
well
accoutred
and
attended
,
towards
his
〈◊〉
of
Cust●…me
.
〈◊〉
,
as
o●…e
borne
to
more
m●…anes
than
bra●…nes
,
hee
be●…aves
himselfe
like
a
very
Gandergoose
,
which
strengthens
his
credu●…ous
Creditors
gainefull
expectance
,
hoping
to
make
an
Essex
Calfe
of
him
.
But
his
acquaintance
begets
a
good
effect
in
them
,
for
it
ever
ends
with
repentance
.
But
these
are
but
his
civill
Citie
cheats
,
for
want
of
employment
abroad
.
For
howsoever
his
Name
,
in
its
owne
proper
signification
seeme
to
render
him
,
his
profession
ha's
proclaim'd
him
an
universall
〈◊〉
.
Publike
faires
are
his
revenewes
;
and
there
is
nothing
which
hee
keepes
better
in
heart
tha●…
their
time
.
He
ha's
his
varietie
of
Led
suites
:
and
can
(
if
neede
require
)
counterfeate
the
habit
of
Grazier
,
Gallant
,
or
Citizen
all
in
one
day
.
With
which
habits
he
playes
the
cunning
Impostor
,
and
deludes
those
whose
cond●…n
hee
〈◊〉
:
He
had
neede
bee
one
of
Volpon●…'s
true-bred
Cubbes
that
shall
smell
him
out
.
Private
alleyes
and
by-lanes
are
his
Sanctuaryes
in
the
Citie
:
but
places
of
publike
frequent
in
the
Countrey
.
H●…e
ha's
more
D●…xes
than
a
Gipsie
,
which
hee
makes
use
of
,
ei●…her
for
receiving
his
purchase
,
or
for
informing
him
of
a
prey
.
If
at
any
time
hee
shall
bee
accused
or
attached
by
some
simple
Count●…ey
Officer
:
●…ee
affronts
him
with
such
biggswolne
words
of
points
of
reputa●…on
▪
g●…ntile
,
estimation
,
detraction
,
derogation
;
as
holding
all
these
to
be
severall
Titles
of
his
honour
,
hee
not
onely
releases
him
,
but
most
humbly
complaining
,
invites
him
to
a
dinner
;
lest
his
too
rash
attach
of
a
Gentleman
of
●…rship
,
(
for
〈◊〉
his
ignorance
holds
him
)
should
bring
him
in
danger
.
Which
simplicitie
of
his
our
Decoy
observes
,
and
workes
upon
it
.
Hee
must
have
his
reputation
salv'd
with
some
〈◊〉
album
,
or
hee
will
not
sit
downe
with
this
disgrace
.
Which
(
to
prevent
all
ensuing
harme
,
taking
him
bound
withall
that
hee
shall
stirre
up
no
powerfull
friend
against
him
,
whereof
our
cheate
pretends
a
myriad
)
this
officiall
Offall
applyes
,
to
cure
the
ulcer
of
his
impostum'd
reputation
;
and
so
they
part
,
a
foole
and
a
foist
.
You
shall
finde
him
now
and
then
betting
with
some
of
his
rooking
consorts
in
Bowl-alleyes
;
where
if
a
young
Novice
come
,
he
stands
confident
of
a
purchase
.
you
shall
see
him
presently
(
yet
with
a
reserved
counterfeit
civility
)
cloze
with
him
.
His
owne
〈◊〉
shall
not
seeme
more
intimate
.
But
our
young
Mast●…r
still
goes
by
weeping-●…rosse
;
He
leaves
as
few
Crummes
of
Comfort
in
his
Purse
,
as
haire
on
his
Chinne
,
or
wit
in
his
Pate
.
It
is
above
the
reach
of
conceite
,
to
observe
him
,
how
understandingly
he
will
converse
with
a
Countrey
Farmer
,
after
hee
ha's
saluted
him
at
the
〈◊〉
doore
.
His
tale
is
of
a
Tur●…e
,
his
matter
a
Mattocke
,
his
plea
a
Pl●…ugh
.
But
the
Catastrophe
is
a
peece
of
plate
,
which
he
ever
leaves
the
Country-man
in
pledge
for
.
To
display
him
by
his
garbe
,
or
describe
him
by
his
garment
,
were
a
taske
of
some
difficultie
▪
hee
sorts
a●…d
suites
himselfe
purposely
to
foole
the
world
,
i●…
such
varietie
.
Sometimes
you
shall
see
him
n●…ate
and
b●…ske
,
and
accoutred
bravely
:
next
day
,
like
one
at
Oddes
with
himselfe
,
nitty
a●…
na●…y
.
Which
inde●…d
,
is
his
tru●…
naturall
garbe
,
that
best
become
him
:
and
may
bee
best
preserv'●…
in
regard
of
those
uncertaine
veils
which
befall
him
.
Hee
may
for
most
part
compare
with
those
brave
Roman
Emperours
for
the
manner
of
his
death
;
for
hee
seldome
dyes
in
his
bed
.
Hee
hopes
one
day
to
be
advanc'd
above
the
residue
of
his
fellowes
,
which
I
conjecture
must
either
bee
on
the
Pillorie
or
the
Gallowes
:
where
I
leave
him
.
5.
An
Exchange
▪
man
IS
the
peremptorie
br●…nch
of
an
Intergatorie
;
What
do
〈◊〉
?
He
would
make
you
b●…eve
,
that
hee
will
furnish
you
〈◊〉
;
but
such
profuse
boun●…y
〈◊〉
●…ot
pay
Scot
and
lot
;
your
mony
therefore
must
be
your
p●…edge
,
●…efore
you
have
his
●…inket
.
It
is
a
wonder
to
s●…e
what
var●…ety
of
Knick-k●…acks
he
ha's
in
so
small
a
Compasse
.
His
quest
of
i●…quiry
is
,
●…at
is
most
in
request
:
so
as
,
〈◊〉
Shoppe
co●…sists
as
much
of
fa●…n
as
〈◊〉
▪
forme
as
〈◊〉
.
It
would
make
one
muse
how
●…ver
so
many
G●…w-gawes
should
finde
vent
in
a
wise
state
;
And
yet
the
l●…bouring
invention
of
the
Braine
is
●…ver
teeming
and
produci●…g
so●…
eye-temp●…g
Bab●…e
or
other
,
to
allure
the
Ne●…fangle
passenger
.
The
hurrii●…
of
a
Coach
is
as
pleasi●…g
me●…
to
〈◊〉
in
his
expe●…tance
,
●…
th●…
last
sound
before
a
New-play
is
to
an
i●…ching
audience
.
W●…en
the
Simp●…e
goe
to
market
,
〈◊〉
the
〈◊〉
get
mony
.
By
〈◊〉
●…y
L●…dy
w●…th
he●…
D●…apred
〈◊〉
▪
hav●…
as
many
poakes
as
〈◊〉
,
are
mou●…ted
the
staires
;
a●…d
〈◊〉
now
th●…
long
Pe●…patetick
gallery
;
they
a●…e
encountred
with
volleyes
of
more
questions
,
then
they
know
how
to
resolve
.
Gladly
would
this
Salique
traine
buy
all
they
see
,
if
their
revenues
would
mount
to
the
price
.
But
they
must
in
civill
curtsy
leave
some
few
Commodities
for
others
.
Meane
time
they
buy
more
then
they
know
how
to
employ
.
"
That
is
a
prety
conceited
toy
(
sayes
my
Ladies
gentle
woman
)
I
will
buy
it
whatsoever
it
cost
me
:
which
discreete
spe●…ch
delivered
in
the
hearing
of
our
Exchange-man
,
it
must
want
no
praise
,
a●…d
consequently
no
p●…ice
.
H●…e
●…ll
usually
demand
the
three
〈◊〉
value
for
any
commod●…ty
;
but
farre
bee
it
from
me
to
〈◊〉
him
to
have
the
Consce●…ce
●…o
●…ake
it
if
they
would
give
it
.
It
is
his
onely
drift
without
any
other
policy
to
make
triall
of
〈◊〉
judgement
:
his
equall
and
conscionable
moderation
is
such
(
at
least
hee
will
pretend
so
much
)
in
these
trivial●…
subjects
of
gaine
,
as
hee
hates
to
wo●…ke
on
any
ones
weaken●…sse
,
being
the
expressivest
argum●…nt
of
mercinarie
●…asenesse
.
But
were
all
that
traffick
with
him
as
well-li●…'d
in
pate
as
purse
,
wee
should
finde
many
emptie
shoops
b●…fore
the
next
vacation
.
By
this
,
a
new
troope
of
ruffling
pl●…m'd
Myrmidons
are
arrived
;
and
these
will
swoope
up
all
before
th●…m
;
N●…t
so
much
us
a
〈◊〉
ty●…e
,
be
it
never
so
ougly
,
shall
es●…ape
their
encounter
.
Now
out
w●…th
your
lures
,
baites
,
and
lime-twiggs
,
my
nimble
D●…dapper
.
Your
harvest
is
not
all
the
yeare
.
See
how
hee
s●…ruggs
;
and
with
what
downe-right
reverence
hee
entertaines
them
!
If
oaths
,
civill
complements
,
demure
lookes
have
any
hope
to
prevaile
with
raw
and
vnexperienc'd
credulity
,
he
is
in
a
notable
thriving
way
:
for
he
ha's
set
his
Partridg●…
al●…eady
;
there
is
no
doubt
of
●…pringing
them
till
his
N●…t
be
spread
over
them
:
By
wh●…ch
meanes
he
ha
▪
s
a
tricke
to
catch
the
Old
one
.
S●…lence
,
and
you
shall
hea●…e
his
project
.
The
Ancient
Matron
which
strikes
the
stroake
,
and
directs
her
young
charge
in
their
merchand●…ze
,
is
by
this
time
as
firmely
retained
by
ou●…
Exchange-man
,
as
ever
was
Lawyer
by
his
Client
.
What
great
matter
is
it
,
though
it
cost
him
a
Muffe
,
a
wrought
Wastcoate
,
or
some
curious
Border
?
Hee
may
pay
himselfe
in
his
price
:
for
they
are
too
generous
(
so
their
Direc●…sse
approve
it
)
to
stand
upon
tea●…mes
.
Let
this
suffice
;
it
is
a
good
market
,
where
all
are
pleased
,
and
so
are
these
.
They
joy
no
lesse
in
his
Commodity
,
than
hee
in
their
money
.
Yet
are
the
Savages
,
in
my
opinion
,
much
more
to
be
approved
in
their
Commerce
than
these
.
Indeed
they
exchange
pretious
stuffe
for
tri●…es
:
Bevers
and
Ermi●…s
for
knifes
,
hatchets
,
kettle-drums
and
hobby-horses
.
But
this
they
doe
out
of
their
Superfluity
;
whereas
our
nicer
D●…mes
bestow
that
upon
trifles
,
which
might
support
a
needfull
family
.
But
the
Age
labours
of
this
Epidemicall
Error
;
too
universall
therefore
is
the
Crime
to
admit
of
Censure
.
Now
you
must
suppose
that
Invention
is
the
Exchange-mans
most
usefull
A●…tizan
.
Therefore
,
for
his
better
returne
,
he
keepes
his
weekely
Synodall
with
his
Girdler
,
Perfumer
,
Tyre-woman
and
Sempster
:
who
bray
their
braines
in
a
mortar
,
to
produce
some
usefull
renew
,
some
gainefull
issue
for
their
●…hriving
Master
.
Never
was
poore
●…ade
more
troubled
with
fashions
than
these
are
.
By
this
time
,
〈◊〉
something
invented
;
which
,
wh●…st
it
is
now
in
his
Embrio
,
re●…ives
admittance
to
his
shoppe
,
and
to
take
the
curious
passenger
,
appeares
in
his
full
shape
.
He
needs
not
use
any
Exchange
-
〈◊〉
to
set
it
forward
;
Novelties
will
ve●…d
themselves
.
A
vacation
is
his
vexation
;
and
a
Michaelmas
tearme
the
sole
hope
of
his
〈◊〉
.
H●…
ha's
by
th●…
ti●…
,
serv'd
all
offices
in
hi●…
〈◊〉
▪
〈◊〉
now
drawes
▪
homeward
.
〈◊〉
portion
hee
had
●…f
the
World
,
hee
ha's
bequeathed
to
his
Executors
,
Adm●…istrators
,
and
Assignes
.
The
Birds
are
●…low
〈◊〉
;
his
Customers
gone
;
It
is
hig●…
time
to
shut
up
shop
.
6.
A
Forrester
IS
a
Wood-man
;
but
by
all
likelyhood
hee
shall
lose
that
t●…tle
,
if
hee
live
to
another
age
;
for
there
will
be
little
or
no
Wood
left
in
all
his
Forrest
.
Hee
proves
by
his
W●…ndfals
,
it
is
an
ill
winde
that
blowes
no
man
profit
.
His
Commo●…-weale
is
his
Chace
,
his
People
Deere
.
Though
his
Subjects
bee
wilde
,
hee
can
tame
them
with
a
Powder
.
Though
hee
make
no
Porters
of
them
,
hee
drawes
a
part
of
his
main●…enance
from
their
〈◊〉
.
●…he
judgement
which
i●…
most
requis●…te
to
a
man
of
his
〈◊〉
,
c●…nsists
in
singling
out
a
go●…d
De●…re
.
Hee
is
an
excellent
〈◊〉
-
man
,
and
will
serve
your
warrant
daintily
,
if
you
Fee
him
.
Hee
weares
by
his
side
,
what
hee
would
not
for
a
world
have
fixt
on
his
front
:
though
hee
have
many
times
deserv'd
it
,
by
playing
the
Rascall
Deere
,
leaving
his
owne
Doe
,
breaking
over
his
owne
Pale
,
and
ranging
in
anothers
Purlew
.
But
for
all
that
she
is
impaled
,
when
fitly
tappised
,
she
may
prove
one
of
Swetnams
brood
,
Hee
Act●…s
bird
,
if
Calysto's
egge
bee
rightly
hatched
.
One
would
take
him
for
the
Living
signe
of
Robin
Hood
with
a
Forrest
bill
in
his
hand
.
Hee
ha's
a
warren
to
turne
Co●…e-catcher
;
where
he
erects
a
place
of
Ex●…cution
for
his
ver●…in
.
You
would
thinke
him
a
co●…templative
man
by
his
solitarie
Walkes
;
and
no
question
b●…t
hee
might
benefit
hi●…selfe
mu●…h
that
way
;
but
his
m●…nde
stands
not
so
affected
.
He
weares
his
Mothers
Livery
,
and
domineeres
like
a
petty
king
in
his
owne
Liberty
.
Hee
k●…epes
a
choyce
consort
of
Musicians
;
with
which
hee
is
not
at
so
much
charge
as
to
the
value
of
a
Lut●…-string
.
Amorous
and
attractive
is
his
colour
,
else
Semele
had
never
so
much
affected
it
in
her
Iuppiter
.
His
very
Habit
includes
an
Emble●…e
.
Hee
attires
himselfe
to
the
Colour
of
the
Forrest
to
deceive
his
game
;
and
our
Spirituall
enemy
attyres
himselfe
in
the
Colour
we
most
affect
and
least
suspect
,
to
receive
his
prey
.
Were
he
a
Scholl●…r
,
hee
might
infinitely
improve
his
knowledge
by
the
Objects
which
hee
dayly
sees
.
He
i●…
as
the
A●…podes
to
us
;
for
our
Day
is
his
N●…ght
,
his
Night
our
Day
.
He●…
is
one
of
L●…tona's
se●…vants
;
and
is
so
conversant
with
her
,
as
hee
knowes
certainely
whether
the
Moone
be
made
of
greene
chees●…
or
no.
Hee
is
a
proper
man
of
his
hands
;
but
most
couragious
when
hee
is
impal'd
.
Yet
if
his
friend
come
for
a
peece
of
flesh
,
he
will
not
walke
that
Night
,
but
sl●…pe
as
soundly
as
a
Constable
.
But
visit
any
other
his
Chase
,
hee
will
ferret
them
.
He
can
do
miracles
with
his
Line-hound
;
who
by
his
good
Education
ha's
more
Sophistry
than
his
Master
.
Hee
were
a
brave
man
,
had
hee
the
World
as
hee
ha's
his
dogge
in
a
string
.
For
Venison
,
h●…
is
generally
better
provided
than
the
Commander
of
the
game
:
and
give
the
Blade
his
dew
,
hee
is
no
niggard
of
his
flesh
:
for
hee
will
c●…
large
tho●…gs
out
of
anothers
leather
.
If
his
Game
thrive
not
,
the
cause
must
bee
imputed
to
a
murraine
or
a
stormie
Winter
;
but
his
generous
,
if
not
m●…rcenary
bounty
,
was
the
occasion
rather
.
His
body
proclaimes
him
apt
for
any
employment
,
but
his
breeding
hath
accommodated
him
better
for
a
Pale
than
a
Pike
,
a
Chace
than
a
Campe.
For
discourse
,
expect
no
such
matter
at
his
hands
;
A
very
small
quantitie
of
reason
will
su●…fice
the
Creatures
hee
converse●…h
with
.
A
naturall
bluntnesse
doth
best
beseeme
him
;
for
Rhetoricke
becomes
not
the
Woods
.
If
wee
bee
companions
to
Ostridges
,
wee
shall
be
sure
to
savour
of
the
wildernesse
.
Hee
knowes
whether
the
Poets
conc●…te
of
Fa●…nes
and
S●…lvanes
bee
true
or
no
;
for
th●…y
walke
in
his
raunge
At
Wakes
and
Maygames
hee
〈◊〉
a
brave
〈◊〉
:
for
our
wenches
of
●…e
greene
hold
him
a
marvellous
proper
man
.
For
the
rest
of
our
Hobbinols
,
they
retai●…e
such
an
opinion
of
his
valor
,
they
dare
scarc●…ly
say
their
sou●…es
are
their
own●…
.
For
his
revenew's
,
be●…
they
more
or
lesse
,
hee
makes
●…ven
worke
at
every
yeeres
end
.
He
ha's
no
land
but
Leases
;
and
th●…se
will
weare
out
in
time
.
The
〈◊〉
which
●…ost
dignifie
him
,
are
these
;
he
can
hallow
,
give
a
gibbet
,
wi●…d
a
horne
▪
cut
up
a
peece
of
flesh
,
and
laugh
at
an
ignorant
Animal
that
takes
saime
between
the
frontl●…s
.
When
he
is
to
present
some
ne●…ghbouring
Gentleman
in
his
Masters
n●…me
,
with
a
side
or
a
fouch
hee
ha's
an
excellent
art
in
improving
his
venison
to
the
best
;
and
in
aggravat●…ng
the
d●…fficulties
hee
suffered
before
h●…e
could
come
to
his
purpose
;
And
whereto
tends
all
this
,
but
to
binde
a
greater
curtesie
upon
the
receiver
▪
and
to
purchase
a
better
reward
for
hims●…fe
?
For
memory
,
hee
may
vye
with
X●…xes
;
he
knowes
all
his
wilde
regiment
by
head
.
For
religion
,
hee
cannot
be
justly
taxed
in
his
tenets
,
either
of
〈◊〉
or
error
;
for
hee
is
yet
to
chuse
.
The
Lawnd
is
his
Templ●…
,
the
bi●…ds
his
quirresters
.
His
employment
for
the
winter
quart●…r
is
a
con●…nuate
imposture
;
laying
Spring●…
for
Woodcockes
,
〈◊〉
,
〈◊〉
,
&c.
His
condition
of
all
〈◊〉
is
most
mutable
;
his
〈◊〉
Count●…nance
variable
;
and
his
place
to
many
overtures
●…vable
.
It
were
necessary
there●…ore
that
hee
tooke
●…at
fees
while
he
is
in
office
;
that
he
may
have
something
to
build
on
in
his
vacancie
from
s●…rvice
.
But
in
this
particular
he
is
so
well
cautioned
,
as
his
pr●…decessors
Lecture
hath
made
him
completely
armed
.
If
he
live
till
he
be
old
,
he
incurs
th●…
th●…
ge●…erall
fate
of
an
ancient
discarded
Servingman
;
clozing
the
Evening
of
his
life
with
contempt
or
neglect
.
Those
materials
or
appendices
of
his
place
,
Horne
,
Lease
and
Bill
he
resignes
(
if
not
pawn'd
already
)
to
his
successour
;
●…ho
keepes
a
mig●…ty
racket
the
first
q●…arter
,
but
af●…rwards
falls
off
,
imitating
Endym●…on
,
his
predecessors
steppes
,
in
conniving
at
his
friends
,
and
compounding
with
his
〈◊〉
.
The
greene
L●…very
,
that
Embleme
of
frailtie
,
which
h●…e
wore
living
,
must
now
bee
the
Carp●…t
t●…
cover
him
dying
.
Out
of
all
hi●…
spacious
raunge
,
he
ha's
rese●…ved
so
much
ground
a●…
may
afford
him
a
Grave
.
More
hee
n●…edes
not
,
and
to
bee
debarr●…d
t●…is
,
even
in
humanity
he
can●…ot
.
What
rests
then
,
but
that
hee
rest
after
his
long
Walke
?
While
〈◊〉
a●…fixe
his
owne
Epitaph
upon
his
owne
naked
monume●…t
,
to
make
his
memory
more
perp●…tuate
;
Defessus
sum
ambulando
.
Pitty
were
it
then
to
disquiet
him
.
7.
A
Gamester
IS
a
Merch●…t-venturer
,
for
his
stocke
ru●…nes
alwaies
upon
hazard
.
H●…e
ha's
a
perp●…tuall
Pals●…y
in
his
Elbow
;
which
never
leaves
shaking
till
his
fortunes
bee
shaken
.
Hee
remembers
God
more
in
Oaths
than
Orison●…
.
And
if
hee
pray
at
any
time
,
it
is
not
premeditate
but
extemporall
.
The
summe
of
his
devotion
consists
not
in
the
expression
or
conf●…ssion
of
himselfe
like
a
penitent
sinner
,
but
that
he
may
come
off
at
next
meeting
a
competent
winner
.
But
where
findes
hee
any
such
in
all
our
Collect●…
?
H●…e
so
over-braves
and
abuseth
the
poore
dice
,
that
if
they
were
his
equalls
,
they
would
,
questionlesse
,
call
him
to
account
for
't
.
The
Ordinarie
is
his
Oratorie
,
where
h●…e
pr●…yes
upon
the
Countrey-gull
to
feede
himselfe
.
Hee
was
a
gr●…at
Heire
,
and
entred
the
world
full-handed
;
but
falling
to
Game
purposely
to
make
him
more
compleate
,
his
Long
acre
hath
past
the
Alienation
offi●…e
,
and
made
him
a
stranger
to
his
fathers
Mansion-house
:
And
now
hee
is
fitter
for
a
Gamester
than
ever
hee
was
;
Let
fortune
doe
her
worst
,
his
estate
cannot
be
much
worse
.
In
his
minority
,
he
plaid
ever
upon
disadvantage
;
but
Experience
hath
now
sufficiently
inform'd
him
in
his
maturity
;
though
his
dice
seeme
square
,
he
seldome
playes
so
.
Advantage
is
his
advancement
;
wherein
if
you
prevent
him
and
bring
him
to
square
,
he
is
ever
seconded
with
sinister
fortune
.
Sundrie
prety
passages
and
conveiances
h●…
ha's
in
his
pockets
,
sleeves
,
and
other
private
places
●…or
his
little
familiars
;
and
these
furnish
him
at
a
dead
lift
.
You
feare
●…gging
,
and
to
make
sure
worke
,
you
bring
him
a
Box
;
but
all
this
will
not
serve
your
turne
;
hee
ha's
a
Bee
in
a
Box
to
sting
you
.
It
is
his
care
to
creepe
into
a
good
suite
of
Cloaths
;
lest
the
Ordinarie
should
barre
him
by
and
maine
.
Which
having
purchased
,
by
translating
and
accommodating
it
to
the
fashion
most
i●…
request
,
it
seemes
quarterly
new
.
Hee
feedes
well
,
howsoever
hee
fare
.
Hope
and
feare
make
his
recreation
an
affliction
.
Hee
ha's
no
time
to
refresh
his
mind
,
being
equally
divided
betwixt
hope
of
g●…ine
,
and
feare
of
losse
.
For
his
losse
of
patience
,
it
is
so
familiar
with
him
,
as
hee
holds
it
no
losse
.
Money
is
of
too
deare
and
tender
an
estimate
to
let
it
slippe
from
him
,
and
hee
like
a
Stoicall
Stocke
to
say
nothing
.
T●…llus
Hostilius
put
FEARE
and
PALENESSE
in
the
number
of
his
gods
:
and
it
is
pittie
(
saith
Lactantius
)
that
ever
his
gods
should
goe
from
him
.
These
two
are
our
Gamsters
Furies
,
which
startle
him
in
midst
of
his
Iubilee
.
Hee
is
poore
,
yet
miserably
covetous
;
Envie
like
Ivie
,
is
ever
wreathing
about
his
heart
:
Others
successe
is
his
eye-sore
.
Hee
seldome
ha's
time
to
take
ayre
,
unlesse
it
be
to
a
Play
;
where
if
his
pockets
will
give
leave
,
you
shall
see
him
aspire
to
a
Box
:
or
like
the
●…ilent
Woman
,
sit
demurely
upon
the
stage
.
Where
,
at
the
end
of
every
Act
,
while
the
encurtain'd
Musique
sounds
,
to
give
Enter-breath
to
the
Actors
,
and
more
grace
to
their
Action
,
casting
his
Cloake
carelesly
on
his
left
shoulder
,
hee
enters
into
some
complementall
d●…scourse
with
one
of
his
ordinarie
Gallants
.
The
argument
of
their
learned
conference
is
this
;
Where
shall
we
suppe
,
or
how
shall
we
trifle
away
this
night
?
Where
shall
we
meete
to
morrow
;
or
how
bestow
our selves
?
Hee
takes
no
course
how
to
live
,
nor
knows
any
way
how
to
thrive
but
in
this
high-bet-path
of
idlenesse
.
Any
other
imployment
were
his
torment
.
It
were
the
wisest
part
to
deale
with
such
lewd
and
inordinate
walkers
,
time-triflers
,
standers
,
sitters
in
the
wayes
of
idlenesse
,
and
incendiaries
to
a
Civill
state
,
as
Philip
of
Macedon
dealt
with
two
of
his
Subjects
,
in
whom
there
was
little
hope
of
grace
,
or
redemption
of
time
:
Hee
made
one
of
them
runne
out
of
the
Countrey
,
and
the
other
d●…ive
him
:
So
his
people
was
rid
of
both
.
The
longer
hee
lives
,
more
arguments
of
his
basenesse
hee
leaves
.
Whom
hee
consorts
with
he
depraves
,
and
those
that
beleeve
him
hee
deceives
.
It
were
a
strange
account
that
hee
would
make
,
if
he
w●…re
call'd
to
't
;
since
his
first
imitation
in
this
profession
.
Surely
,
hee
would
expresse
himselfe
a
second
Marg●…tes
,
of
whom
it
is
said
,
that
h●…e
never
plowed
,
nor
digged
,
nor
addressed
himselfe
to
ought
all
his
life
long
that
might
tend
unto
goodnesse
,
being
wholly
unprofitable
to
the
World
.
To
disswade
him
then
●…rom
this
habitu●…te
Course
of
perverted
Liberty
,
might
sceme
a
fruitlesse
taske
:
●…or
●…eates
must
be
●…is
revenues
or
he
〈◊〉
.
Howbeit
to
such
as
are
but
freshmen
,
and
are
not
throughly
salted
with
his
rudiments
,
these
Caut●…ons
will
not
prove
altog●…ther
uselesse
.
This
complete
Gallant
,
which
you
see
every
way
thus
accoutred
,
is
master
of
nothing
but
what
hee
weares
;
and
that
in
Lavender
ere
long
.
Hee
is
famous
in
nothing
but
in
being
the
last
of
his
house
.
He
is
onely
used
by
the
Master
of
the
Ordinarie
,
as
men
use
Cumminseede
,
to
replenish
their
Culverhouse
;
his
employment
is
the
draught
of
Customers
.
Have
your
●…yes
about
you
,
if
you
play
with
him
:
for
want
of
a
L●…underer
hee
can
set
your
ruffe
n●…atly
by
helpe
of
a
glasse
behinde
you
,
or
a
dammaske
pummell
to
discover
your
gam●…
.
This
he
will
do
so
●…imbly
,
as
you
shall
scarce
know
who
hurt
you
.
In
a
word
,
bee
our
you●…g
Novices
affected
to
play
?
Let
them
remember
Plato's
golde●…
rule
:
Parvum
est
al●…â
luder●…
,
&
non
parvum
est
assuescere
:
It
is
no
great
matter
to
play
at
dice
,
but
it
is
a
great
error
to
make
dice
their
dayes-taske
.
Let
it
be
their
pastime
,
not
their
practice
.
Let
them
know
further
,
that
Gamest●…rs
are
but
as
Rivolets
,
but
the
Boxe
that
maine
Ocean
into
which
they
descend
.
By
this
time
you
may
suppose
our
cunning
Gamester
to
bee
now
fallen
to
his
very
last
stake
;
his
wit
in
the
waine
;
and
his
fortune
in
the
eb●…e
.
Hee
cannot
hold
out
long
,
for
infamie
ha's
mark't
him
for
a
Cheat
;
and
the
more
generous
professants
have
by
this
discarded
him
for
a
Bum-card
.
Hee
is
out
of
Credit
with
the
Ordinarie
;
and
entertain'd
with
a
scornefull
looke
by
his
owne
familiars
.
Hee
resolves
therefore
to
turne
penitentiarie
,
now
when
he
ha'●…
nought
el●…e
to
doe
.
Suppose
him
then
walking
l●…ke
a
second
Malevolo
with
a
dejected
eye
,
a
broad-brim'd
hat
or'e-pentising
his
discontented
looke
,
an
e●…wreathed
arme
like
a
dispassionate
Lover
,
a
weake
yingling
spurre
guiltlesse
of
gold
,
with
a
wint●…r
suite
,
which
must
of
necessitie
suite
him
all
Summer
;
till
drawing
n●…re
some
Cookes
shop
,
hee
takes
occasion
to
mend
his
spurre-leather
,
purposely
to
a●…lay
hi●…
hunger
with
a
comfortabl●…
savour
.
Happy
were
hee
,
if
hee
,
●…ho
in
his
time
had
beene
so
boun●…ifull
to
the
Gamesters
box●…
might
now
receive
any
benefit
or
competent
rele●…f
from
the
Pooremans
boxe
:
but
miserie
no
so●…ner
found
him
,
tha●…
pitty
left
〈◊〉
:
it
is
high
time
then
for
us
to
l●…ave
him
.
8.
An
Hospitall-man
IS
the
〈◊〉
of
a
greater
work
;
b●…ing
all
that
is
left
of
a
decay●…d
G●…ntleman
,
a
maimed
Souldi●…r
,
or
a
discarded
Servingman
.
Hee
is
now
ta●…ked
to
th●…t
in
his
age
,
which
hee
was
little
acquainted
with
in
his
youth
.
Hee
must
now
betake
himselfe
to
prayer
a●…d
devotion
;
remember
the
Found●…r
,
Benefactors
,
H●…ad
and
members
of
that
●…amous
foundation
:
all
which
he
performes
with
as
much
z●…ale
,
as
as
Actor
aster
the
end
of
a
Play
,
when
hee
prayes
for
his
Majestie
,
the
Lords
of
his
most
honourable
pri●…ie
Counc●…ll
,
and
all
that
love
the
King
.
He
ha's
scarce
fully
ended
his
Orisons
,
till
hee
lookes
backe
at
the
Buttry
hatch
,
to
see
whether
it
bee
open
or
no.
The
sorrow
hee
conceives
for
his
sinnes
ha's
made
him
drie
:
The
Proselyte
therefore
had
n●…ede
of
some
refresh●…ent
.
His
gowne
and
retyred
walkes
would
argue
him
a
S●…holler
:
but
it
is
not
the
hood
that
makes
the
Monke
;
hee
can
bee
no
such
man
unlesse
hee
have
it
by
inspiration
.
But
admit
he
were
,
hee
is
at
the
best
but
a
lame
Scholler
.
A
great
part
of
a
long
winter
night
is
past
over
by
him
and
the
rest
of
his
devout
Circumcellions
in
discoursing
of
what
they
have
beene
and
seene
.
While
sometimes
they
fall
at
variance
in
the
relation
and
comparison
of
their
actions
.
But
all
their
differences
are
soone
rinsed
downe
in
Lambs-wooll
.
Which
done
,
with
a
friendly
and
brotherly
regreete
one
of
another
,
as
loving
members
of
one
soci●…tie
,
they
betake
themselv's
to
their
rest
.
Before
the
first
Cocke
at
the
longest
awakes
o●…r
Hospitall-man
;
●…or
aches
and
crampes
will
not
suffer
his
sleepes
to
be
long
:
which
is
a
great
motive
to
make
his
prayers
more
frequent
.
The
morning
Bell
summons
him
early
to
his
devotions
,
whereto
,
howso●…ver
his
inward
man
stand
affected
,
his
outward
is
with
due
reverence
addressed
.
No
sooner
ha's
hee
got
repast
for
his
soule
,
than
he
prepares
r●…leefe
for
his
belly
.
Hee
cannot
endure
to
chastise
it
so
lo●…g
as
he
may
cherish
it
.
Austeritie
he
can
embrace
,
so
it
restraine
him
neither
in
his
repast
nor
rest
.
For
other
bodily
exercises
,
hee
stands
indifferent
:
for
hee
findes
his
body
unable
to
use
them
.
To
speake
of
the
condition
of
his
life
,
hee
might
conceive
an
high
m●…asure
of
Contemplative
sweetnesse
in
it
,
if
the
Sunne
of
hi●…
Soule
(
too
long
e●…clipsed
by
the
interpos●…ion
of
earth
)
could
clearely
apprehend
it
.
It
is
stra●…ge
to
see
with
what
tendernesse
he
embrace●…h
this
life
,
which
in
all
reaso●…
should
bee
rather
by
h●…m
loathed
than
lov●…d
.
His
head
i●…
a
recep●…acle
of
Catarrhs
,
his
eyes
〈◊〉
of
sluxes
and
〈◊〉
,
his
brest
a
Conduit
of
rhumatick●…
distillations
;
the
Sciatica
ha's
seazed
on
his
hippes
,
aches
and
convulsions
racke
his
backe
and
reines
;
in
a
word
,
his
whole
body
is
a
very
Magazen
of
diseases
;
and
diseases
,
you
k●…ow
,
are
the
Suburbs
of
death
.
Yet
he
hopes
to
put
the
Hospitall
to
the
charge
of
another
Livery
gowne
,
and
a
whole
yeers
Com●…ons
;
whence
hee
seemes
to
verifie
the
proverbe
:
There
is
none
so
desperately
old
,
but
he
hopes
to
live
one
yeere
longer
.
Yet
for
all
this
,
hee
ca●…
never
be
〈◊〉
merry
:
being
injoyned
to
a
taske
,
which
he
cannot
i●…ure
〈◊〉
to
without
irksomnesse
or
〈◊〉
.
For
to
bring
an
●…axter●…o
●…o
the
exercise
of
Devotion
,
is
●…o
bring
an
old
Bird
to
sing
pricksong
in
a
Cage
.
The
rules
of
his
house
hee
observes
most
punctually
;
but
for
Clancular
houres
of
private
prayer
and
devotion
,
hee
absolu●…ely
holds
them
workes
of
Supererogation
.
His
Campe
is
now
translated
into
a
Cloister
;
yet
his
zeale
as
much
then
as
now
:
for
a●…
Hospitall-fire
,
and
too
liberall
〈◊〉
ha's
cool'd
his
fervor
.
He
conc●…ives
as
much
delight
in
discoursi●…g
●…t
the
G●…te
,
as
〈◊〉
in
〈◊〉
C●…l
;
yet
h●…
demu●…e
〈◊〉
,
ag●…d
reve●…ence
,
an●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
more
〈◊〉
to
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
expect●…ce
.
Ho●…ly
in
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
hee
〈◊〉
o●…●…is
〈◊〉
,
and
guides
he
ha's
to
waft
him
to
the
port
of
felicitie
;
wherein
it
were
to
be
wished
,
that
as
hee
is
retentive
of
the
one
,
so
he
would
not
bee
unmindefull
of
the
other
.
There
is
no
Provision
hee
neede
take
care
for
,
but
how
to
dye
,
and
that
he
will
doe
at
leasure
,
when
necessity
calls
him
to
't
.
The
world
is
well
changed
with
him
,
if
he
could
make
right
use
on
't
.
In
stead
of
the
cold
ground
for
his
pallat
,
Armes
and
Alarmes
,
and
volleyes
of
shot
;
he
may
now
lie
softly
,
sleepe
sweetly
,
repose
safely
,
and
if
hee
looke
well
to
the
regiment
of
●…is
soule
,
discampe
securely
.
Feares
and
Foes
he
may
have
within
him
,
but
neither
Foes
nor
Feares
without
him
.
Armour
he
ha's
aswell
as
before
,
and
that
more
complete
:
this
is
spirituall
,
that
corporall
.
Methinks
it
should
not
grieve
him
to
remember
hee
was
a
man
in
his
time
.
That
condition
is
the
best
,
which
makes
him
best
.
Admit
he
had
meanes
,
yet
being
a
meanes
to
corrupt
his
minde
,
they
were
better
lost
than
possest
.
In
his
Summer
Arbour
of
prosperiti●…
hee
was
d●…sperately
sicke
,
for
hee
had
no
sense
of
his
sinne
.
Sycophants
he
had
to
dandle
him
in
the
lappe
of
securitie
,
and
belull
him
in
his
sensuall
Lethargie
.
These
tame
beasts
are
gone
;
These
Summer-swallowes
flowne
;
the
fuell
of
his
loose-expended
houres
consumed
;
the
veile
which
kept
him
from
discovery
of
himselfe
,
removed
.
What
remaines
now
,
but
that
hee
alien
himselfe
from
the
world
,
seeing
what
he
had
in
the
world
is
aliened
from
him
?
His
soules-tillage
is
all
the
husbandry
hee
neede
intend
.
This
neglected
,
his
case
is
desperate
;
This
resp●…cted
,
all
is
fortunate
.
Every
day
then
,
as
his
body
is
nearer
E●…rth
,
let
his
soule
bee
nearer
Heaven
.
Hee
feedes
but
a
languishing-lingring
life
,
while
hee
lives
here
:
It
is
but
a
●…abernacle
at
the
best
,
so
long
as
he
is
encloistered
;
upon
his
manumission
hence
,
hee
is
truly
enfranchised
.
While
he
had
meanes
,
he
might
leave
an
estate
to
his
successour
;
and
so
much
meanes
hee
ha's
now
,
as
will
cause
some
Hospitall-Brother
thanke
God
for
his
departure
.
The
thirstie
Earth
gapes
not
more
greedily
for
his
Corp●…e
,
than
some
Beadsm●…n
or
oth●…r
doth
for
his
place
.
He
ha's
by
this
got
his
pasport
;
hee
ha's
●…id
the
World
a
d●…w
,
by
paying
N●…ture
●…r
de●…
:
Dry
eyes
att●…nd
him
;
his
〈◊〉
Brothers
follow
him
,
a●…
bri●…g
hi●…
to
●…is
long
home
.
A
shor●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
up
hi●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
;
more
state
hee
needes
not
,
and
lesse
hee
cannot
have
.
9.
A
Iayler
IS
a
Surly
hoast
,
who
entertaines
his
Guests
with
harsh
language
,
and
hard
usage
.
Hee
will
neither
allow
them
what
is
sufficient
for
them
,
nor
give
them
Liberty
to
seeke
an
other
I●…ne
.
Hee
is
the
Phy●…itian
,
and
they
are
his
Patients
;
to
whom
hee
p●…escribes
such
a
strict
die●…
,
that
if
they
would
,
they
cannot
surfet
.
If
at
any
time
they
grow
irregular
,
hee
allayes
their
distemper
〈◊〉
cold
iron
.
Hee
receives
the
first
fruits
o●…
the
A●…m
svasket
,
and
leaves
them
the
〈◊〉
.
He
holds
nothing
more
unprofitable
to
one
of
his
place
than
〈◊〉
,
〈◊〉
more
dissorting
than
compassion
;
so
as
it
little
moves
him
to
see
his
famish'd
family
in
affliction
.
His
Mency
cannot
bee
more
impious
than
he
is
imperious
:
hee
domineeres
bravely
;
beares
himselfe
towards
his
ragged
regiment
bravingly
;
and
makes
himselfe
Almner
of
their
poore
treasury
.
Hee
is
in
fee
with
the
Constables
of
all
the
Wards
to
send
him
Night-walkers
to
be
his
Pay-masters
.
Hee
turnes
not
his
key
but
hee
will
have
his
fee
of
every
Inmate
.
If
hee
would
turne
them
out
,
hee
deserv'd
it
better
;
but
hee
both
stayes
and
starves
them
together
.
If
hee
provide
any
cheere
for
them
,
it
must
be
Whipping-cheere
.
His
Ornaments
are
fetters
,
boults
,
and
mannacl●…s
.
These
are
his
Bracelets
,
yingles
,
and
Caparisous
:
Thus
must
his
enthralled
Crickets
live
ever
in
an
Iron
age
.
Yet
according
to
a
proportionable
weight
in
starling
,
hee
will
abate
a
proportionable
weight
in
Iron
.
Hee
so
doubles
and
redoubles
his
wards
,
as
one
would
thinke
he
had
some
infinite
treasure
;
but
hee
that
should
seeke
for
any
such
within
his
precincts
,
should
lose
his
labour
.
Hee
ha's
a
rough
hoarse
voice
ever
menacing
fire
and
faggot
:
for
hee
ha's
contracted
with
his
tongue
never
to
utter
one
syllable
of
comfort
:
And
concludes
,
that
the
Iayler
in
the
Acts
,
was
o●…
too
milde
temper
to
supply
the
place
of
a
Iayler
If
his
Prisoner
have
revenew's
,
and
desire
to
breathe
the
ayre
of
liberty
;
hee
m●…y
purchase
an
artificiall
daies
freedome
and
a
Keeper
to
boot
,
by
his
bounty
.
But
his
Exhibition
must
be
good
,
otherwise
he
sleights
his
quality
.
For
those
poore
Snakes
who
feed
on
reversions
,
a
glimpse
through
the
key-hole
,
or
a
light
through
the
Grate
,
m●…st
be
all
their
prospect
.
He
ha'●…
many
times
troubled
and
broken
sleepes
;
and
starts
out
a
bed
,
crying
,
The
prison
is
broken
:
So
incessant
are
his
feares
,
so
impressive
his
cares
.
Which
to
prevent
,
he
redoubles
his
Wards
,
reburdens
his
irons
;
and
if
all
this
will
not
doe
,
but
that
the
fury
of
feare
still
dogges
him
:
hee
fortifies
his
thoughts
against
suspition
with
strength
of
liquor
.
Which
〈◊〉
him
as
insensible
of
feare
,
if
occasion
were
offered
,
as
he
was
be●…ore
app●…ehensive
of
feare
,
ere
any
〈◊〉
of
suspition
was
ministred
.
Hence
it
appeares
,
that
nothing
amates
him
so
much
as
feare
of
a
Prisoners
escape
.
For
his
●…innes
,
they
never
so
much
as
breake
hi●…
sleep
,
trouble
his
head
,
or
〈◊〉
his
minde
.
When
the
Sessions
draw
neere
,
how
officio●…sly
obsequious
he
is
to
any
o●…
his
well-lin'd
Prisoners
?
Now
hee
must
〈◊〉
how
to
mince
his
guilt
,
and
〈◊〉
his
owne
gaine
.
He
ha's
already
comp●…unded
with
him
●…or
the
Summe
:
the
project
must
be
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
his
braine
.
〈◊〉
,
if
it
hit
,
hee
ha's
vow'd
to
bee
●…runke
that
night
;
but
if
it
●…il'd
,
pu●…posely
to
be
reveng'd
of
himselfe
,
he
will
quench
his
hydropicke
thirst
with
six
shillings
beare
,
and
so
dye
of
a
male-tympanie
.
If
any
of
his
more
happy
Prisoners
be
admitted
to
his
Clergy
,
and
by
helpe
of
a
compassionate
Prompter
,
hacke
out
his
Necke-verse
,
hee
ha's
a
cold
iron
in
store
if
hee
be
hot
,
but
an
hot
iron
if
hee
be
cold
.
Where
there
be
many
Irons
in
the
fire
,
some
must
coole
.
If
his
pulse
(
I
meane
his
purse
)
bee
hot
,
his
fist
may
cry
fizze
,
but
want
his
impression
:
but
if
his
pulse
be
cold
,
the
poore
beggarly
knave
must
〈◊〉
his
literall
expression
.
Hee
heares
more
ghostly
instruction
at
the
Ordinaries
funerall
Sermon
before
an
Execution
,
than
all
the
yeare
after
:
Y●…t
is
his
attention
as
farre
distant
from
that
Sermon
as
Newgate
from
Tyburne
.
And
yet
say
not
but
hee
is
a
most
constant
friend
to
his
convicted
Inmates
,
for
hee
seldome
ever
leaves
them
till
hee
see
them
hang'd
.
Now
some
againe
will
object
that
hee
is
a
subtile
Macchiauel
,
and
loves
to
walke
in
the
Cloudes
,
because
he
never
resolves
those
with
whom
hee
deales
,
but
fils
them
full
of
doubts
,
and
in
the
end
ever
leaves
them
in
suspence
.
But
this
is
a
badge
of
his
profession
,
and
consequently
pleades
exemption
.
Doe
you
heare
yo●…
New-gate
bird
?
How
sweetely
the
pilfring
Syren
sings
!
Well
warbled
Chuck
.
The
C●…im
Tartar
with
the
bunch
of
keyes
at
his
belt
will
requite
thee
.
Thou
knowest
hee
expects
a
masters
share
,
or
no
release
.
One
Note
higher
then
,
as
thou
hopes
for
releefe
.
He
ha's
Collectors
too
with
basons
to
improve
his
rents
:
which
consist
of
vailes
and
bribes
:
but
hee
is
more
beholden
to
the
later
.
It
is
just
contrarie
with
his
Oeconomie
and
with
others
;
the
greater
his
theevish
family
is
,
the
richer
is
his
fare
.
Hee
can
doe
sometimes
very
good
offices
(
if
hee
please
)
by
discovery
of
Cacus
cave
.
But
it
is
not
the
publike
which
hee
must
preferre
before
his
particular
:
annoint
him
,
and
he
will
come
on
like
an
oy●…d
glove
.
Notable
intelligence
hee
receives
dayly
from
his
ancient
Inmates
:
who
for
the
good
entertainement
they
have
already
received
,
and
what
they
may
expect
heereafter
,
pr●…sent
him
now
and
then
●…ith
a
remembrance
of
their
love
;
and
so
they
may
afford
it
very
good
cheape
,
for
it
cost
them
nought
.
But
now
what
with
Surfets
,
colds
,
fears
,
frights
.
supose
him
dra●…ing
neare
his
Goale-delivery
.
Though
hee
had
about
him
Emblemes
of
mans
life
dayly
;
though
hee
saw
continuall
Objects
of
humane
misery
;
though
hee
encountred
with
nothing
but
Specta●…les
of
infelicity
:
yet
his
security
imprisoned
his
understanding
,
so
as
hee
made
no
use
of
them
.
Hee
is
now
roming
,
hee
knowes
not
whither
;
and
must
of
necessity
grapple
with
that
which
hee
scarce
ever
thought
of
before
this
instant
of
his
departure
.
Death
ha's
entred
one
Ward
already
;
No
churlish
affront
can
possibly
amate
him
;
no
humane
power
repell
him
.
Now
hee
ha's
a
poore
prisoner
within
him
,
that
suffers
more
anguish
than
ever
any
sicke
Captive
did
without
him
.
Hee
gropes
under
his
head
,
and
hee
findes
his
keyes
gone
;
he
looks
inward
,
and
he
finds
foes
many
,
but
friends
few
or
none
.
Cold
are
those
comforts
which
are
in
him
;
many
those
discomforts
which
enthrall
him
.
Yet
two
beame-lines
of
comfort
dart
upon
him
in
this
houre
of
terrour
;
from
him
he
expects
succour
who
received
the
penitent
thiefe
,
and
converted
the
layler
.
10.
A
Keeper
IS
an
equivocall
officer
;
for
if
by
a
Keeper
you
intend
a
raunger
or
forrester
,
he
is
a
Wild-man
,
or
a
Woodman
,
as
wee
have
formerly
given
him
his
character
.
If
by
him
you
intend
a
Iayler
,
hee
is
an
Iron-monger
,
whose
Iron
sides
will
suffer
no
compassion
to
enter
.
If
an
Alehouse-keeper
,
his
house
is
the
Divels
Booth
,
and
himselfe
the
recetter
.
If
a
Keeper
of
horses
at
Livery
,
he
is
a
knave
without
a
Livery
;
he
will
put
in
your
hand
a
lame
Palfrey
,
who
will
lay
your
honour
in
the
dust
.
If
a
fi●…ld-Keeper
,
hee
is
a
Night
walker
,
who
though
he
have
store
of
neare
Inmates
ever
about
h●…m
,
they
ever
backbite
him
.
Hee
imitates
the
Bellman
in
his
●…ogge
,
but
wants
his
bell
.
If
the
world
doe
not
bely
him
,
hee
will
sooner
share
with
a
Night-catcher
than
descry
him
.
If
a
Doore-keeper
a
frequent
third
day
at
a
taking
New
play
,
will
make
this
Collector
a
Colloguer
.
If
a
Shop
keeper
,
deepe
oathes
,
darke
shoppes
,
base
wares
,
false
weights
have
al●…eady
proclaim'd
him
a
civill
cunning
Impostor
.
If
a
Booke-keeper
,
he
may
get
him
frien●…s
,
if
his
Master
bee
not
all
the
wiser
;
and
improve
his
owne
meanes
by
change
of
a
figure
.
But
leaving
these
,
give
me
a
good
House-keeper
,
who
onely
of
all
these
merits
a
deserving
Character
.
He
preserves
that
relique
of
Gentry
,
the
honour
of
hospitality
,
and
will
rather
fall
,
than
it
should
faile
.
He
revives
the
Black
Iack
,
puts
beefe
in
his
pot
,
makes
poore
passengers
pray
for
him
,
his
followers
to
sticke
neere
him
,
his
Countrey
to
honour
him
,
his
friends
to
love
him
,
his
foes
to
prayse
him
.
Hee
wonders
how
any
one
should
bee
so
voyde
of
pitty
as
to
leave
his
smoaklesse
house
in
the
Countrey
,
where
he
ha's
his
meanes
,
to
riot
in
the
Citie
,
and
estrange
himselfe
to
his
●…riends
.
Hee
conceives
for
what
end
he
was
borne
,
and
keepes
hi●…
dayes-account
●…o
discharge
the
old
score
.
Hee
affects
nothing
so
much
as
discr●…t
and
well-tempered
bounty
;
he
admits
no
injurious
thought
to
lodge
within
him
.
How
it
〈◊〉
him
to
see
a
full
table
▪
Men
to
eat●…
his
meate
,
〈◊〉
to
feede
thos●…
m●…n
!
Hee
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
so
low
,
as
to
ac●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
w●…th
those
bas●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
,
who
preferre
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
pub●…●…ate
,
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
his
●…oy
to
become
a
Liberal
dispencer
,
and
to
releeve
the
needy
with
the
fattest
portion
of
his
trencher
.
Competence
hee
holds
the
best
fortune
;
and
herein
hee
strives
to
confine
his
owne
desires
.
The
Sunne
of
his
aymes
tends
rather
to
the
releefe
of
others
want
,
than
his
owne
weale
;
yea
he
holds
the
releefe
of
their
want
his
supreme
weale
.
The
Court
seldome
takes
him
,
but
if
it
doe
,
he
is
never
taken
by
it
.
Hee
hath
set
up
his
rest
,
that
the
place
which
gave
him
first
being
,
with
meanes
to
support
that
being
,
shall
receive
what
with
conveniencie
hee
may
bestow
while
hee
lives
in
it
;
with
some
lasting
remembrance
of
his
love
when
hee
departs
from
it
.
Hee
is
generally
the
pooremans
friend
▪
and
will
suffer
no
oppressor
to
nes●…le
neare
him
.
〈◊〉
is
hee
altoge●…her
so
pre●…ise
as
to
admit
of
no
pl●…asure
.
Wherefore
hee
keepes
Horses
,
Hawkes
,
Hounds
,
or
whatsoever
the
most
free
and
generous
dispositions
usually
affect
:
yet
shal●…
not
his
recreations
so
seaze
on
him
,
as
to
fore-slow
any
usefull
Offices
in
him
.
Hee
divides
his
day
into
distinct
houres
,
his
houres
into
devout
ta●…kes
.
His
affabilitie
●…ixt
with
sweetnesse
of
bounty
,
his
bounty
with
alacrity
,
hath
so
wonne
his
family
,
as
no
earthly
state
ca●…
promise
more
felicity
.
It
is
like
a
well-rigg'd
ship
;
every
one
knowes
their
peculiar
charge
or
office
:
their
love
unto
their
mast●…r
makes
it
no
eye
service
.
His
Garner
is
his
C●…untryes
Mag●…zin
.
If
a
famine
threaten
that
Coast
,
hi●…
provision
must
bee
brought
forth
,
purposely
to
〈◊〉
downe
the
Market
.
His
heart
bleeds
to
see
a
famish'd
soule
languish
;
he
will
therefore
by
timely
releefe
succour
him
lest
hee
per●…h
.
Hee
sets
not
his
aymes
on
purchasing
:
it
contents
him
well
to
preserve
what
his
Ancestors
l●…
him
.
Hee
makes
even
with
the
World
,
as
hee
would
with
his
owne
Soule
.
One
principall
care
counterpoizeth
the
rest
:
yea
,
the
more
s●…riously
to
addresse
himselfe
to
this
o●…ely
one
,
h●…
disvalues
all
the
rest
.
Neither
is
there
o●…ght
which
conferres
more
true
glorie
on
these
deserving
actions
,
than
his
disesteeme
of
worl●…ly
praise
or
popular
applause
.
Hee
shuts
his
ea●…e
when
he
heares
himselfe
approv'd
,
and
rejoyces
most
within
him●…elfe
when
his
deservingest
actions
are
least
observed
.
The
Begger
or
distressed
Traveller
,
hee
holds
to
be
his
most
〈◊〉
benefactors
,
rather
than
he
theirs
.
He●…
holds
it
better
to
give
than
ta●…e
▪
wherefore
he
acknowledges
himselfe
their
debtor
,
who
petition
his
almes
in
this
nature
.
Knocke
at
his
gate
,
and
you
shall
finde
it
not
surely
but
civilly
guarded
;
e●…ter
his
Court
,
and
you
shall
see
the
poore
and
needy
charitably
rewarded
;
Ascend
up
higher
and
steppe
into
his
Hall
,
and
you
shall
read
this
posie
in
Capitall
Letters
inscribed
;
A
PILGRIMES
SOLACE
IS
A
CHRISTIANS
OFFICE
.
Suppose
Christmas
now
approaching
,
the
ever-green
Ivie
trimming
and
adorning
the
portalls
and
partcloses
of
so
frequented
a
building
;
the
usuall
Carolls
,
to
observe
antiquitie
,
cheerefully
sounding
;
and
that
which
is
the
complement
of
his
inferiour
comforts
,
his
Neighbours
whom
he
tenders
as
members
of
his
owne
family
,
joyne
with
him
in
this
Consort
of
mirth
and
melody
.
Bu●…
see
!
T●…e
poore
mans
comfort
is
now
declining
with
the
old
yeare
;
which
fi●…ls
their
eyes
as
full
of
water
,
as
he
is
of
sicknesse
through
infirmitie
of
nature
.
This
Mirror
of
hospitality
now
breathes
sh●…rt
;
it
is
to
be
●…eared
he
will
breath
his
last
.
He
may
leave
an
Heire
to
inherit
his
meanes
,
but
never
his
minde
.
Well
,
funerall
blacks
are
now
to
bee
worne
aswell
inward
as
outward
;
his
Sonne
mournes
least
,
though
hee
bee
at
most
cost
.
It
is
thought
erelong
,
he
will
mourne
in
Scarlet
,
for
vanitie
ha's
seaz'd
on
him
already
,
and
got
him
to
forsake
his
Countrey
,
and
forsweare
Hospitalitie
.
11.
A
Launderer
IS
a
Linnen
Barber
,
and
a
meere
Sa●…urnine
;
for
you
shall
ever
fi●…de
her
in
the
Sudds
.
Vsed
shee
Clipping
asmuch
as
washing
,
sh●…e
were
an
egregious
Counterfeite
,
and
might
quickly
come
within
compasse
of
the
Statute
.
Shee
is
an
Epicene
,
and
of
the
doubtfull
g●…nder
:
for
a
L●…nderer
may
bee
asw●…ll
a
Male
as
a
Female
,
by
course
of
nature
.
But
for
her
,
there
woul●…
be
no
●…hifter
;
with
whom
qu●…rterly
shee
becomes
a
Sharer
.
Shee
is
in
principall
request
with
Collegiat
Vnderbutlers
,
Pu●…ie
Clarks
in
Innes
of
Cha●…y
,
with
other
officers
of
inferiour
qu●…litie
;
unlesse
higher
gra●…uates
will
deigne
to
shew
her
their
humility
,
In
Progresse
time
(
being
f●…llen
into
Contempt
)
shee
followes
the
Court
;
and
consorts
familiarly
with
the
Black-guard
.
B●…t
shee
scornes
the
motion
(
I
meane
to
be
so
poorely
employed
)
during
the
flourishing
Spring
of
her
youth
:
for
shee
ha's
good
vailes
,
b●…sides
her
standing
wages
:
and
now
and
then
gets
good
bits
which
neither
the
Principall
nor
Seniours
know
of
.
Her
young
Masters
,
whom
shee
serves
with
all
diligence
,
neede
no
Cocke
but
her
:
shee
'll
come
to
their
Chambers
,
and
wake
them
early
;
and
if
they
have
the
Spirit
to
rise
,
may
at
their
pleasure
use
her
helpe
to
make
them
ready
.
Shee
is
a
notable
witty
,
ta●…ing
Titmouse
;
and
can
make
twentie
sleevelesse
ar●…
in
hope
of
a
good
turne
.
By
her
frequent
recourse
and
familiar
concourse
with
professours
of
Law
,
she
knowes
by
this
how
to
put
a
Case
:
and
amongst
her
ignorant
Neighbours
can
argue
it
when
she
ha's
done
.
In
some
ByAlley
is
her
dwelling
generally
:
where
she
keepes
a
quarter
,
as
if
shee
were
She-Constable
of
the
Ward
.
If
shee
demeane
herselfe
wisely
,
and
pretend
onely
a
car●…
of
preserving
her
honesty
,
shee
may
come
in
time
to
some
unexpected
advancement
.
But
truth
is
(
as
it
fares
commonly
with
the
easiest
and
tractablest
natures
)
she
is
of
that
yeelding
temper
as
she
cannot
endure
to
bee
long
woo'd
b●…fore
shee
bee
wonne
.
Her
Fort
may
be
sackt
by
paper
pellets
of
promises
and
assumpsits
,
if
shee
be
credulous
;
or
by
silver
shot
of
plates
and
p●…eces
,
if
shee
be
covetous
.
Whence
it
is
,
that
in
very
short
time
,
the
dropping
fruite
of
this
Launderer
,
becomes
like
a
Medlar
;
no
sooner
ripe
than
rotten
;
yea
many
times
rotten
before
it
b●…e
ripe
.
Now
for
the
Stocke
which
should
support
her
trade
:
a
very
little
will
set
her
up
,
and
f●…rre
lesse
will
bring
her
downe
.
She
will
finde
friends
,
if
her
parts
be
thereafter
.
Neither
shall
shee
neede
much
curiositie
in
her
〈◊〉
:
onely
she
must
indent
with
h●…r
brest
to
bee
secret
,
with
her
〈◊〉
to
bee
silent
,
and
with
her
〈◊〉
to
bee
constant
.
Shee
must
not
tell
what
shee
sees
;
dictate
on
what
shee
heares
;
nor
blush
at
what
she
enjoyes
.
Shee
must
bee
modestly
seeming
strange
,
where
shee
most
affects
,
a●…d
relish
nothing
more
than
what
shee
inwardly
rejects
.
To
salve
the
credit
of
the
Punie
Clerk
her
young-Master
,
she
turnes
honest
woman
,
and
matcheth
herselfe
to
the
Houses
Botcher
.
The
necessitie
of
the
time
is
such
,
as
these
hopefull
Nuptialls
must
not
stay
for
a
Licence
,
admit
they
could
purchase
it
.
Delay
breedes
danger
;
and
so
pregnant
the
wench
is
growne
,
as
shee
doubts
lest
before
she
be
honoured
with
the
style
of
Bride
,
shee
become
a
Mother
.
But
her
long
experience
in
law-quirks
hath
sufficiently
inform'd
her
;
a
Childe
borne
within
marriage
is
freed
from
bastardy
,
and
may
inherit
all
their
hereditarie
lands
,
if
they
had
a●…y
.
She
by
this
ha's
aspi●…'d
to
the
purchase
of
a
gowne
and
a
f●…lt
:
so
as
shee
now
wives
it
,
as
if
shee
were
Head-Marsh●…ls
wife
of
the
Ward
.
She
ha's
got
a
neate
guilded
book
too
,
to
make
her
Neighbours
conceite
her
to
bee
a
Scholler
:
but
happy
were
shee
if
shee
were
as
guiltlesse
of
lightn●…sse
as
of
learning
:
for
the
Cover
,
shee
may
handle
it
,
and
upon
alledging
of
a
text
of
Scripture
tosse
it
,
but
for
the
C●…nt
●…ts
,
as
she
knowes
them
not
,
so
she
greatly
cares
not
.
She
now
scornes
to
be
so
meanly
imployed
in
her
owne
person
,
as
she
ha's
formerly
beene
;
she
ha's
got
her
therefore
a
brace
of
VnderLa●…ndresses
to
supply
her
place
,
performe
her
charge
,
and
goe
through-stitch
with
her
trade
.
The
sweate
is
theirs
;
but
the
sweete
is
hers
.
These
must
be
accomptants
weekely
of
their
commings
in
;
and
returne
a
just
particular
of
all
such
vailes
,
profits
,
or
emoluments
,
as
usually
or
accidentally
have
any
way
accrued
.
Shee
now
stands
upon
her
pantofles
forsooth
;
and
will
not
wet
her
hand
,
lest
shee
spoyle
the
graine
of
her
skinne
:
Mistris
Ioan
ha's
quite
forgot
that
shee
was
once
Iugge
.
Yet
shee
keepes
●…ome
ancient
records
of
her
former
youthfull
profession
.
When
a
Horse
growes
old
,
he
loseth
the
marke
in
his
mouth
:
but
it
is
not
so
with
her
,
for
shee
in
her
age
retaines
the
marke
of
the
beast
in
her
nose
,
that
is
flat
.
Severall
waies
she
ha's
to
advance
her
inconstant
meanes
in
severall
places
:
If
her
continuance
in
Court
purchase
●…er
the
least
scruple
of
esteeme
,
by
petitionarie
course
she
labours
her
preferment
:
but
her
request
●…ust
not
be
great
,
because
her
repute
is
but
small
.
Which
upon
procurement
,
must
suffer
many
divisions
,
subdivisions
,
and
subtractions
,
before
she
be
admitt●…d
to
a
share
.
If
her
aboad
in
the
Citie
,
hath
poss●…st
her
mistress●…s
with
an
opinion
of
her
secrecy
:
shee
is
made
an
usefull
agent
that
way
.
Nothing
ca●…
bee
too
deare
for
her
:
shee
becomes
a
gainefull
factor
,
and
though
she
●…either
doe
nor
suffer
,
yet
receives
shee
with
both
hands
from
agent
and
patient
.
If
her
residence
in
any
incorporate
societie
hath
got
her
esteeme
,
her
age
r●…ceives
for
her
long
service
a
pencionary
recompence
:
meane
time
exchange
of
broomes
for
old
shoes
,
and
other
vailes
of
decayed
Linnen
raise
her
a
maintenance
.
But
like
a
Barbers-ball
,
with
much
rinsing
and
rubbing
shee
now
growes
quite
wash'd
away
.
She
dyes
neither
very
rich
nor
contemptibly
poore
;
neither
with
much
love
,
no●…
great
hate
.
So
much
she
hath
reserv'd
out
of
all
the
labours
of
her
life
,
as
will
buy
some
small
portion
of
diet
bread
,
Comfits
,
and
burnt
Claret
to
welcome
in
her
Neighbours
now
●…t
her
departing
,
of
whose
cost
they
never
so
freely
tasted
while
she
was
living
.
12
A
Metall-man
IS
nothing
lesse
than
what
his
name
imports
.
Hee
ha's
a
beetle
head
,
and
a
leaden
heele
.
The
Embleme
of
him
is
exprest
in
the
hollow-chamell
voyce
of
that
walking
Trunkhos'd
goblin
,
any
ends
of
gold
or
siluer
?
The
Arch-artist
in
this
Minerall
is
the
Alchymist
;
for
the
rest
are
all
sublunarie
unto
him
,
hee
onely
Mercurie
sublimate
unto
them
.
His
Stoves
,
Limbecks
,
and
materialls
are
already
provided
:
his
longacres
have
beene
measured
out
to
m●…ke
his
provisions
come
in
.
Hee
hold●…
himselfe
nothing
inferiour
to
Kelley
in
art
,
hee
onely
wisheth
but
himselfe
like
fate
.
Seven
yeares
are
now
expired
,
since
his
Promethean
fire
received
first
light
;
&
yet
the
Philosophers
stone
may
be
in
Sysip●…s
pocket
,
for
ought
that
hee
knowes
.
The●…e
is
no
Artist
that
ha's
more
〈◊〉
than
he
,
upon
lesse
grounds
.
Hee
doubts
not
but
before
the
signe
enter
Aries
,
hee-shall
like
another
Iason
,
purchase
a
golden
fl●…ece
.
It
is
the
highest
imployment
wherein
hee
ingageth
his
most
intimate
friends
,
to
furnish
him
with
sufficiency
of
Brasse
,
Copper
,
Pewter
,
&c.
Hee
will
make
the
state
rich
enough
,
if
hee
have
enough
to
doe
withall
.
By
this
,
hee
thinkes
hee
sees
a
corner
of
the
Philosophers
Stone
,
yet
hee
cannot
discerne
the
colour
.
Hope
of
profit
bereaves
him
of
sleepe
;
but
the
cost
of
his
art
deprives
him
of
profit
.
It
is
a
wonder
to
observe
what
rare
crotchets
and
●…evices
hee
retains
purposely
to
guli
himselfe
!
What
choyce
structures
〈◊〉
intends
to
erect
out
of
his
pure
Elixirs
!
Yea
,
so
farre
deluded
is
hee
with
the
strength
of
a
transported
imagination
,
as
one
might
easily
make
him
beleeve
that
the
reparation
of
Pauls
was
onely
reserv'd
to
be
his
Master-p●…ece
;
and
that
many
of
our
Duke
Humfreys
knights
expected
when
he
should
perfect
it
.
The
flourishing
Citiewalkes
of
Moorfields
,
though
delightfull
,
yet
not
so
pretious
or
beautifull
as
he
will
make
them
.
Those
sallow-coloured
El●…s
,
must
be
turned
into
yellow-H●…sperian
Plants
:
where
every
Bankerupt
Merchant
may
plucke
a
branch
at
his
pleasure
,
to
resu●…nish
his
decayed
treasure
.
O
the
transcendencie
of
Art
!
Hee
lookes
backe
at
the
houre
of
his
Nativitie
,
and
by
a
prob●…ble
argument
of
the
Constellation
wherein
hee
was
borne
,
hee
gathers
that
the
Crucible
of
his
braine
must
be
the
Indies
of
this
State
.
Not
a
morning
shines
upon
him
,
wherein
he
expects
not
before
the
West
receive
him
,
but
that
his
hopes
shall
enrich
him
,
and
those
many
jeering
Mountebanks
that
attend
him
.
Every
dayes
experience
,
becom●…s
now
a
pretious
observance
:
which
makes
him
thinke
hee
drawes
neare
the
shore
;
and
so
he
doth
,
for
now
the
ship
of
his
fortune
rides
at
low
water
.
Yet
i●…
he
as
rich
in
mountaines
of
golden
conceites
and
ayrie
imaginations
as
ever
hee
was
:
His
Speculation
in
time
will
make
him
as
rich
as
a
new-shorne-sheepe
;
but
this
his
wisedom
beleeves
not
.
Heyday
;
what
a
racket
hee
keepes
?
Elevate
that
tripode
;
sublimate
that
pipkin
;
Elixate
your
antimonie
;
intenerate
your
Chrysocoll
;
accelerate
our
Crucible
.
Quicke
,
quicke
,
the
Mint
staies
for
our
metall
.
Let
our
materials
bee
infused
.
Our
Art
requires
your
diligence
;
your
diligence
ample
recompence
.
How
much
may
one
houres
remissnesse
prejudice
this
consequent
businesse
?
Frustrate
the
States
expectance
?
And
perpetually
estrange
the
richest
discovery
that
ever
age
brought
forth
,
from
our
Successours
.
Deare
Democritus
,
hold
thy
sides
or
they
will
cracke
else
!
This
diving
Paracelsian
seekes
Amalthea
,
but
findes
Amalga
.
His
metalls
have
more
Moone
than
Sunne
in
them
.
How
hee
tyres
himselfe
in
a
wilde-goose-chase
?
As
neere
he
was
yesterday
as
to
day
,
yet
poorer
to
day
than
yesterday
.
His
Art
ha●…s
arriv'd
her
secretst
port
,
attain'd
her
highest
pitch
.
Which
makes
him
now
convert
his
Speculation
into
admiration
:
wondering
that
this
Stone
s●…ould
be
so
long
conceal'd
from
him
.
By
this
time
hee
encounters
with
a
nimble
Quackesalver
,
who
forgeth
new
〈◊〉
to
delude
him
.
Hee
encourageth
〈◊〉
i●…
his
attempt
,
seconds
him
with
his
advice
and
assistance
;
purposely
to
extract
out
of
●…he
decreasing
Limbecke
of
his
fortunes
a
monethly
allowance
.
H●…e
limits
him
a
time
,
which
expir'd
,
his
hopes
are
arriv'd
:
but
before
the
time
come
,
this
nimble
Doctor
is
flowne
.
But
what
more
powerfully
prevalent
than
error
?
All
these
rubbes
shall
not
draw
him
from
his
byas
.
He
will
not
desist
till
he
see
an
end
of
something
;
and
so
he
may
quickly
,
for
his
fortunes
now
he
a
bleeding
But
now
his
expence
becomes
more
easie
and
temperate
:
for
though
his
device
be
delicious
,
yet
the
ebbe
of
his
fortunes
makes
him
in
his
disbursements
more
parcimonious
,
and
in
distillations
lesse
pretious
.
Before
the
next
Moneth
end
,
his
art
hath
wrought
out
the
end
of
his
state
:
so
as
this
Alchymist
becomes
All-A-Mist
,
and
Theogenes-like
ends
in
smoak●…
.
A
Bill
must
bee
now
erected
,
a
Chymical
Schedule
pasted
,
where
his
hopefull
Utensils
were
lately
reared
;
and
if
any
m●…tall'd
Sparke
will
spend
some
Crownes
in
the
same
Science
,
the
Pupill
may
have
a
Tutor
:
whose
judgement
and
pretious
experiments
hee
may
use
for
boord-wages
.
Now
will
any
one
buy
a
kettle
,
a
Caldron
,
or
a
Limbeck
?
How
much
is
the
State
deceiv'd
in
this
greatmans
master-peece
?
How
his
hopes
are
thawed
?
His
fortunes
distilled
?
And
his
aymes
miserably
cloz'd
?
How
this
threede-bare
Philosophe●…
shruggs
,
shifts
,
and
shuf●…les
for
a
cuppe
of
sixe
,
whose
thirsty
desires
were
once
for
aurum
potabil●…
?
Few
or
none
compassionate
his
infelicitie
,
save
onely
the
Metall-men
of
Lo●…hburie
,
who
expected
for
their
grosser
metalls
ready
vent
by
meanes
of
his
philosophy
.
His
sumptuous
fires
are
now
extinguished
,
the
oyle
of
his
lifes
lampe
consumed
,
his
hopes
into
impossibilities
resolved
,
and
hee
in
his
last
Scene
on
earth
,
to
earth
returned
.
13.
A
Neuter
IS
an
Hedg●…hog
;
Who
ha●…h
two
holes
or
portalls
in
his
siege
;
one
toward
the
South
,
another
toward
the
North.
Now
when
the
Southern
wind
blowes
,
hee
stoppes
up
that
hole
,
and
turnes
him
Northward
:
Againe
,
when
the
Northerne●…
Winde
blowes
,
hee
stoppes
up
that
hole
likewise
,
and
turnes
him
Southward
.
Such
an
Vrchin
is
this
Neuter
,
who
will
suite
himselfe
with
the
habit
of
any
profession
for
lucre
.
Gregorie
Nazianzen
called
Iuli●…n
the
Apostata
a
Cham●…leon
;
fo●…
hee
could
change
himselfe
into
all
shapes
and
colors
.
Such
a
Cha●…
is
the
luke-warme
Laodicean
.
What
aboundance
of
zeale
hee
will
pretend
among
the
zealous
?
What
indifferency
among
our
Timists
?
How
hot
he
is
in
palat
,
but
how
cold
at
heart
?
Hee
ha's
procur'd
a
dispensation
with
his
Conscience
,
that
hee
may
the
warilier
and
wiselier
run
with
the
tyde
.
Hee
holds
him
a
simple
Christian
that
will
professe
publikely
.
what
hee
holds
to
bee
Orthodoxall
privately
.
It
is
his
Art
to
put
the
wrongside
outward
;
and
to
dazle
the
eye
of
the
World
with
faire
showes
,
and
golden
shadowes
.
What
Cringes
he
will
make
to
a
rising
favorite
?
How
he
will
mould
him
to
his
temper
?
And
scrue
himselfe
into
his
knowledge
in
servilest
manner
?
His
owne
shadow
cannot
bee
more
inseparably
attendant
,
nor
more
officiously
observant
.
It
is
the
bent
of
his
studies
to
dive
into
his
disposition
;
and
then
to
apply
fuell
of
his
owne
provision
to
feede
it
.
He
desires
to
be
nothing
lesse
than
what
hee
seemes
:
for
hee
feares
by
wearing
himselfe
too
familiarly
in
the
world
,
hee
might
in
short
time
weare
himselfe
out
.
A
formall
Morall
zeale
calls
him
to
the
Church
;
where
hee
ha's
one
Pharisaicall
eye
to
looke
up
,
and
an
other
Publican
eye
to
looke
downe
.
For
the
Notes
which
he
gathers
,
they
are
either
worldlypoliticall
,
or
none
at
all
.
He
will
resolve
of
nothing
definitely
without
some
reservation
;
but
of
all
others
,
what
religion
he
will
bee
of
,
must
be
his
last
resolution
.
Hee
were
a
wiseman
that
could
catch
him
in
any
Tenet
that
hee
holds
.
Hee
admires
the
d●…●…ipline
of
our
Church
;
but
is
not
〈◊〉
resolved
as
yet
to
be
a
member
of
her
.
He
grounds
his
saith
on
what
the
bravest
,
not
on
what
the
best
hold
.
Preferment
is
a
tender
object
to
his
eye
;
he
affects
nought
with
more
fervor
;
receives
nought
with
more
honor
;
forgoes
nought
with
more
displeasure
.
A
Conscience
(
saith
he
)
I
professe
;
but
yet
I
would
not
have
it
so
nicely
scrupulous
,
as
to
reject
opportunitie
of
profit
;
that
conscience
is
too
regular
,
that
maks
her
master
a
beggar
;
He
is
too
Stoicall
that
is
wholly
for
his
Cell
,
and
nothing
for
the
World
.
Thus
hee
labours
to
take
off
the
fire-edge
from
his
Conscience
,
and
to
coole
it
;
to
the
end
hee
may
be
l●…sse
limited
or
restrained
by
it
.
By
which
meanes
,
hee
beginnes
to
bee
more
secure
;
since
libertie
of
Conscience
tooke
from
him
all
grounds
of
a
religious
feare
.
Propose
now
the
way
,
so
it
direct
him
to
profit
,
which
hee
will
not
tread
with
delight
.
One
minutes
Taske
in
the
Schoole
of
vertue
tastes
of
more
strictnesse
,
than
Iliads
of
yeeres
in
the
Temple
of
Mammon
.
Hee
ha's
now
taken
a
course
with
his
Consci●…ce
for
quietnesse
sake
,
never
to
call
it
to
an
Evening
account
:
that
m●…ght
trouble
his
sleepe
,
and
distemper
his
next
dayes
projects
.
He
ha●…h
enough
to
doe
,
that
hath
to
doe
wi●…h
the
World
.
〈◊〉
Contemplations
might
hinder
his
practice
that
way
.
Whatsoever
therefore
he
〈◊〉
himse●…fe
to
be
,
he
hath
made
a
covenant
with
his
heart
to
cl●…ave
to
the
world
,
as
the
Remora
to
the
ship
:
Hee
ha's
conceived
such
infinite
〈◊〉
in
it
,
as
he
can
relish
〈◊〉
●…t
what
savou●…
of
it
.
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
therefore
are
those
M●…morials
which
informe
him
in
this
thriving
course
of
godlesse
policie
:
and
which
hee
holds
as
Maximes
in
each
societie
.
He
will
seeme
to
love
the
Church
,
but
live
by
sacriledge
.
Honour
his
L●…ra
,
but
creepe
c●…nningly
into
h●…s
〈◊〉
.
Hold
the
middle
path
betwixt
Baal
and
B●…thel
.
Heare
much
,
and
observe
it
,
speake
little
that
may
be
obs●…rved
;
and
lastly
remaine
in
such
s●…spence
in
matters
of
religion
,
as
to
bee
as
farre
from
resolving
at
the
day
of
his
death
,
as
the
houre
of
his
entering
.
Excell●…nt
conclusions
,
drain'd
from
a
dangerous
sconce
,
but
a
farre
more
dangerous
soule
.
What
will
this
Puffin
come
to
in
time
?
Long
ha's
hee
walk'd
in
the
Clouds
;
and
hung
his
conscience
in
so
even
a
ballance
b●…twixt
Atheisme
and
Religion
as
one
graine
would
cast
him
.
How
s●…rious
an
Instrum●…nt
of
Iustice
he
will
shew
himselfe
towards
Recusants
,
upon
〈◊〉
tou●…
th'
execution
of
Penall
Statutes
?
Againe
,
how
remisse
and
conniving
,
if
hee
perceive
no
such
thing
intended
?
It
is
a
singular
argument
of
his
wisedome
not
to
fish
in
troubled
waters
,
nor
swim
against
the
streame
.
Hee
makes
that
use
of
religion
,
which
men
make
of
upright
shoes
;
to
weare
them
with
indifferencie
on
either
foote
.
Vpon
perusall
of
antient
Martyrologies
(
but
seldome
is
he
so
well
employ'd
)
he
wonders
at
mens
constancie
,
how
they
could
finde
in
their
heart
,
by
insisting
on
scruples
,
to
deprive
themselves
of
life
and
liberty
.
The
paines
of
compiling
so
large
a
volume
might
have
beene
sav'd
,
had
all
those
constant
professors
b●…ene
possessed
of
his
spirit
.
Thus
hath
he
liv'd
to
deceive
all
the
World
,
and
himselfe
the
most
.
For
hee
,
who
tendered
the
welfare
of
no
friend
;
nor
relyed
on
any
vertuous
ground
;
nor
reserv'd
one
poore
minute
to
meditate
of
the
Supreme
good
;
nor
valued
ought
worthy
esteeme
,
but
what
the
world
brought
forth
;
nor
ever
en●…ered
into
consideration
of
his
owne
estate
;
nor
accounted
otherwise
of
reli●…ion
,
than
as
a
Cloake
;
nor
of
Christianitie
,
than
as
a
dreame
;
nor
of
the
whole
practice
of
Pietie
,
than
of
●…umane
policie
.
Behold
how
his
fr●…ends
discard
him
;
hypocrisie
arraignes
him
;
his
long
belull'd
Conscienc●…
awakes
him
;
Atheisme
condemnes
him
;
and
his
desperate
contempt
of
veritie
hopelesly
torments
him
!
See
how
this
grand
Polititian
hath
deluded
himselfe
!
How
this
co●…terfeite
picture
,
who
was
neither
masculine
nor
feminine
Christian
,
but
a
Neuter
,
hath
catcht
himselfe
in
his
owne
●…rror
!
His
discourse
of
Heaven
,
was
as
of
a
matter
of
complement
;
his
treatie
of
Earth
,
as
of
his
choicest
continent
.
But
now
●…is
mouth
is
fill●…d
with
gravell
;
and
that
which
once
che●…r'd
him
,
hath
now
choaks
him
.
To
his
outward
friends
hee
walk't
in
a
mist
,
but
to
his
inward
hee
c●…uld
●…ot
;
by
the
former
as
hee
was
discarded
,
so
by
the
latter
is
h●…e
discovered
.
Long
time
hee
d●…spenc'd
with
Con●…cience
:
who
〈◊〉
h●…th
vow'd
no
longer
〈◊〉
.
14.
An
Ostler
IS
a
●…ottleman
;
not
a
Ba●…ber
in
Europe
can
set
a
better
edge
on
his
razor
,
than
hee
can
set
on
horses
teeth
,
to
save
hi●…
provender
.
The
proverbe
is
;
The
masters
eye
〈◊〉
his
horse
;
but
the
Ostlers
starves
him
.
Now
,
if
you
desire
to
h●…ve
your
Palfrey
make
quicke
dispatch
of
his
provender
,
m●…ke
your
Ostler
his
Supervisor
,
and
by
nimble
co●…veyance
he
will
quickly
make
an
empty
Manger
.
What
a
rubbi●…g
and
scrubbing
hee
will
make
in
hope
of
a
small
reward
at
cloze
of
a
reckoning
?
What
humble
Obeysance
may
you
expect
at
his
hand
,
when
he
prostrates
himselfe
in
such
low
service
to
the
heeles
of
your
Horse
?
Thus
labours
he
by
currying
your
beast
,
to
curry
favour
with
your selfe
.
Hee
ha's
no
Litter●…re
,
●…hough
hee
trade
something
●…are
it
.
He●…
profits
out
of
measure
;
his
Ostrie
must
not
be
tide
to
Winchester
.
If
Oates
seeme
deare
,
hee
will
tell
you
how
much
their
price
quickned
at
every
quarter
last
Ma●…ket
day
:
and
hee
ha's
one
close
at
his
elbow
that
will
second
him
.
Hee
will
justifie
it
,
that
no
Hoast
on
all
the
Road
got
his
hay
so
sweetly
or
seasonably
as
his
Master
.
Though
th●…re
bee
Ostlers
of
all
Countreys
,
yet
generally
are
they
Northerne
men
;
and
those
you
shall
finde
the
simplest
,
but
diligent'st
,
and
consequently
the
honestest
;
for
industry
and
simplicitie
are
antidotes
against
knavery
.
But
it
is
twenty
to
one
,
hee
will
be
as
neere
your
Co●…ntreyman
as
hee
can
informe
himselfe
,
purposely
to
procure
your
better
respect
,
and
purchase
the
larger
reward
.
Hee
will
tell
you
,
if
hee
find
you
credulous
,
that
your
horse
hurts
at
W●…thers
,
or
hee
is
hoofe-bound
;
but
referre
all
unto
him
,
and
you
shall
bee
sure
to
pay
both
Sadl●…r
and
Farrier
for
nothing
.
Hee
can
direct
you
to
a
pot
of
the
nappiest
Ale
in
all
the
streete
,
and
conduct
you
too
,
so
the
Tapster
know
not
.
Hee
ha's
sundry
petty-officers
,
as
Vnder-Ostlers
,
Litter-strowers
,
Boot-catchers
,
to
whom
little
accrues
after
his
deductions
.
He
pro●…esseth
some
skill
in
horses
,
and
knowes
how
to
cure
diuers
maladies
with
Oyle
of
Oates
;
but
hee
will
never
cure
so
many
as
he
ha's
diseas'd
,
nor
fat
so
many
as
he
ha's
starv'd
.
To
a
bare
stranger
that
promiseth
but
small
profit
to
the
Stable
,
hee
will
be
as
peremptorie
as
a
Beadle
.
He
will
feed
his
horse
with
delayes
and
demurres
,
and
cause
him
stay
greater
guests
leasure
.
But
how
officious
the
Snake
will
bee
,
where
hee
smels
benefit
?
He
speakes
in
his
Ostrie
(
the
chiefe
seate
of
his
Hypparchie
)
like
a
Frog
in
a
Well
,
or
a
Cricket
in
a
Wall
.
When
Guests
horses
stand
at
Livery
,
he
sleepes
very
little
,
fearing
lest
they
should
eate
too
much
;
but
at
bottle
,
hee
is
more
secure
;
howsoever
,
he
ha's
a
dainty
Deutifrice
that
will
charme
them
.
Hee
is
a
constant
stable
man
;
and
herein
onely
commendable
;
consta●…cy
in
respect
of
his
place
,
and
humilitie
in
respect
of
his
person
,
makes
him
both
knowne
and
k●…avish
.
He
ha's
a
notable
glib
veine
in
vaine
discourse
:
No
Countrey
can
you
name
,
but
it
is
in
his
verge
;
his
long
acquaintance
with
people
of
all
conditions
and
Countrie●…
,
is
become
so
Mathematically
usefull
unto
him
,
as
he
ha's
the
Geographicall
M●…ppe
of
the
whole
Co●…tinent
(
so
farre
as
this
lland
extends
)
i●…
his
illiterate
pericranium
;
which
he
vents
by
way
of
description
,
upon
every
occasion
;
and
this
he
makes
his
weekely
StableLecture
.
He
is
at
very
little
charge
with
his
〈◊〉
but
for
his
●…alse
sh●…rt
and
night-cap
;
which
he
weares
as
Ornaments
to
his
p●…ofession
,
and
in
them
acts
his
daily
penance
:
for
it
is
his
use
to
encounter
your
Pal●…ry
in
a
shirt
of
male
,
be
he
male
or
female
.
If
he
rise
to
any
preferment
,
he
may
say
,
Gramercy
horse
;
yet
will
he
hardly
confesse
so
much
.
He
aspires
somtimes
to
Tapster
,
holding
it
the
more
beneficiall
place
;
but
howsoever
,
better
for
him
,
for
hee
may
now
d●…ke
of
free
cost
.
Long-Winter
nights
watching
,
and
early
rising
(
for
hee
must
bee
either
the
Guests
Cocke
,
or
they
his
)
have
much
foreslow'd
his
diligence
:
for
now
hee
will
endure
a
call
or
two
before
hee
rise
.
But
this
is
no
fault
of
his
,
but
the
diversitie
of
his
occasions
:
for
his
desire
is
naturally
to
rise
early
,
and
to
be
officious
to
his
guests
before
they
bee
stirring
,
in
giving
their
horses
provender
,
which
they
may
dispatch
in
a
trice
,
before
ever
their
Masters
come
out
of
their
chambers
.
When
hee
finds
convenient
time
and
leasure
,
hee
will
tosse
a
pot
sociably
with
his
Neighbour
.
But
none
are
so
familiar
with
him
as
the
Smith
and
Sadler
,
whom
hee
is
bound
to
present
(
upon
some
private
composition
)
to
any
Gentleman
or
other
,
that
shall
have
occasion
to
use
them
.
If
hee
may
make
so
much
bold
with
you
,
hee
will
send
his
commends
sweetned
with
a
Nutmeg
,
by
you
to
the
Ostler
of
your
next
I●…ne
;
&
this
bege●…s
reciprocall
courtesies
betwixt
them
,
with
titles
too
,
which
they
are
wholly
guiltlesse
off
;
as
honest
Boy
;
true
Blade
,
&c.
But
these
stiles
are
but
given
them
by
their
fellow
Ostlers
,
whose
desertlesse
commendations
exact
as
much
at
their
hands
.
If
hee
be
but
indifferently
honest
(
as
I
would
have
no
superlative
degrees
of
honesty
in
that
profession
)
hee
improves
the
benefit
of
the
In●…
above
comparison
:
All
desire
to
harbour
where
there
is
an
honest
Ostler
.
Which
opinion
once
purchased
,
hee
retaines
for
ever
;
and
by
it
strengthens
him
with
his
Masters
favour
.
Hee
begins
now
to
bee
a
Landed
man
by
meanes
of
his
honesty
and
usury
.
If
he●…
have
the
grace
to
stay
the
good
houre
,
hee
may
succeed
his
Master
,
and
by
matching
with
his
M●…stresse
rise
to
Inne-keeper
.
But
this
is
very
rare
,
for
hee
is
not
by
halfe
so
neate
a
Youth
as
the
Chamberlaine
.
Long
and
sore
did
hee
labour
in
the
Spring
of
his
youth
,
before
hee
came
to
reape
any
crop
in
the
〈◊〉
of
his
age
.
Hee
is
now
growne
resty
.
P●…ofit
is
an
alluring
bai●…e
,
but
it
cannot
make
him
doe
that
which
hee
did
.
Now
hee
loves
to
s●…ort
under
the
Manger
,
and
sleepe
out
his
time
before
his
departure
:
yet
he
cannot
endure
that
any
should
succeed
him
in
his
place
,
though
hee
cannot
supply
it
himself
.
Well
,
suppose
him
now
drawing
on
to
his
last
Quarter
;
some
graspes
or
gripes
of
mortality
hee
feeles
,
which
makes
him
conclude
in
his
owne
Element
;
Grasse
and
Hay
,
we
are
all
mortall
.
Hee
could
for
all
this
,
finde
in
his
heart
to
live
one
yeare
longer
;
to
compare
his
last
yeares
vailes
and
this
together
;
and
perchance
,
redeeme
his
arrerages
too
with
better
measure
.
But
his
Ostrie
is
shut
up
;
the
Guests
gone
;
their
reckoning
paid
;
onely
a
poore
Guest
of
his
owne
stayes
yet
in
her
I●…e
.
and
ha's
not
discharged
.
But
now
I
see
the
I●…e
dissolved
;
the
Signe
of
her
being
fallen
to
Earth
,
and
de●…aced
and
his
Inmate
lodged
,
where
the
great
Inne-keeper
ha's
appointed
.
15
A
Post-master
IS
a
Chequerman
:
who
though
hee
gallop
●…euer
so
fast
,
yet
can
hee
hardly
with
his
post
ouertake
his
●…ay
;
fo●…
that
is
alwaies
before
hand
with
him
.
The
first
question
he
askes
you
,
(
for
else
he
ha's
none
materiall
)
Where
is
your
Commission
?
Though
you
know
the
length
of
his
stage
,
and
price
of
his
miles
,
yet
his
Post-boy
hath
horses
of
all
prices
:
to
whom
if
you
bee
not
liberally
minded
,
looke
for
no
other
but
to
bee
lamely
mounted
.
One
would
verily
thinke
that
hee
had
some
charme
in
the
blast
of
his
horne
,
for
he
makes
Passengers
leave
their
high-road
and
give
way
in
the
midst
of
winter
,
to
foundred
Hackneys
inevitable
danger
.
Hee
rides
as
securely
as
if
hee
were
in
fee
with
High-way
men
,
before
whom
hee
may
whistle
as
merrily
as
an
emptie
.
Traveller
,
without
lea●…t
feare
of
encounter
.
Our
Night
is
his
artificiall
day
,
as
hee
makes
it
.
There
is
nothing
that
gives
so
terrible
a
report
in
his
eare
as
a
packet
of
Letters
,
for
that
postes
away
at
free
cost
.
To
save
weight
hee
seldome
rides
with
a
band
,
unlesse
it
be
upon
affaires
of
highest
consequence
,
and
then
this
hopefull
sprig
holds
it
no
small
honour
to
pride
himselfe
in
the
weare
of
an
halter
.
Hee
is
generally
more
peremptorie
than
other
guides
;
for
you
may
haue
them
as
you
two
can
agree
;
and
they
will
usually
abate
of
their
demands
;
but
two
pence
halfe
pennie
a
mile
is
his
price
,
and
hee
will
not
abate
a
denere
of
it
through
out
all
his
stage
.
Hee
will
discourse
with
you
most
cursorily
,
touching
what
hee
heare●…
of
matters
of
state
:
and
to
gaine
him
more
esteeme
in
the
opinion
of
the
ignorant
,
will
not
sticke
to
bely
his
knowledge
.
Hee
is
valiant
,
not
by
naturall
instinct
,
but
by
vertue
of
his
Commission
,
which
authorizeth
him
to
take
way
of
his
betters
.
Hee
can
retur●…e
a
surly
answer
,
or
resolve
a
waggish
question
,
and
this
is
wit
enough
for
one
of
his
profession
.
He
is
familiarly
vers'd
with
oaths
of
all
natures
;
and
these
hee
blusters
out
as
frequently
,
as
if
they
w●…re
his
naturall
Rhetorick
.
Hee
quarters
out
his
life
into
foure
Cantons
,
Eating
,
drinking
,
sleeping
and
riding
;
but
the
second
and
last
are
two
principall
ones
.
H●…e
trusseth
up
your
Port●…antua
wi●…h
all
〈◊〉
and
alacrity
,
to
〈◊〉
your
good
opi●…ion
,
but
most
of
all
i●…
hope
of
your
bounty
.
H●…s
〈◊〉
a●…e
meerely
voluntaries
,
which
(
so
prevalent
is
custome
)
hee
as
constantly
expects
,
as
if
they
were
his
〈◊〉
:
your
liberality
makes
him
register
your
name
;
enroule
you
amo●…g
his
Benefactors
;
and
take
notice
of
you
upon
your
retur●…e
:
yet
must
you
continue
your
munificence
,
or
former
Bounties
will
dive
deepe
into
the
Lethe
of
forgetfulnesse
.
Hee
will
bee
your
servile
servant
so
long
as
hee
tast●…s
of
your
benevol●…ce
;
your
pampered
lade
shall
not
bee
foundred
of
all
foure
,
your
palfrey
loosely
saddled
,
or
budget
carelesly
trussed
.
Besides
,
to
expr●…sse
a
kind
of
morall
remembrance
of
curtsies
received
,
like
a
gratefull
Gnat
,
he
will
recommend
your
bounty
to
his
succeeding
Post-boy
,
who
will
accurately
furnish
you
with
a
dreami●…g
Drom●…dary
,
to
accelerate
your
journey
.
Hee
rides
altogether
up●…n
spurre
,
and
no
lesse
is
〈◊〉
for
his
dull
supporter
;
who
is
●…s
familiarly
acquainted
with
a
●…anterbury
,
as
hee
who
makes
Chaucer
his
Author
,
is
with
his
Tale
;
and
who
by
sore
expe●…ence
and
spur-ga●…'d
dilige●…ce
is
growne
well-neare
as
intelligible
as
his
M●…ster
,
in
the
distance
of
his
stage
;
further
than
which
it
is
impossible
to
hale
him
.
Hee
rides
most
commonly
with
on●…
spurre
;
and
to
him
that
is
so
inquisitive
,
as
hee
will
demand
the
reason
of
it
,
hee
can
readily
shape
him
this
waggish
answer
;
Hee
holds
two
superfluous
,
for
if
the
one
●…ide
of
his
lad●…
goe
forward
,
hee
thinkes
hee
will
not
leave
the
other
behind
.
Hee
becomes
in
short
time
an
excellent
Farrier
;
which
knowledge
he
attaines
out
of
his
owne
proper
but
bitter
experience
:
for
his
Stable
is
a
very
shop
of
all
diseases
;
Glanders
,
Yellowes
,
Fashions
,
Maladers
,
Curbs
,
Scratches
,
Staggers
,
Strangles
,
Ringbones
,
Windgalls
,
Navelgalls
,
Bogspavings
,
with
a
Myriad
more
of
practicall
contingents
become
his
familiar
acquaintance
.
On
these
hee
daily
practiseth
,
but
rarely
cureth
.
A
Packe
of
Dogs
he
usually
keepes
,
which
hee
feedes
with
the
provision
of
his
owne
Stable
:
For
hee
that
us'd
to
carry
one
,
in
short
space
becomes
Carrion
.
He
holds
shooes
usel●…sse
implements
,
for
hee
seldome
rides
a
bootl●…sse●…rrand
●…rrand
.
And
now
drawing
neare
the
end
of
his
stage
,
he
is
neither
much
wiser
nor
richer
,
then
when
hee
first
entred
the
world
.
His
life
as
it
properly
resembles
a
post
,
(
for
it
cannot
have
relation
to
an
apter
comparison
)
is
now
very
nearely
runne
out
a
breath
.
And
yet
observe
the
miserable
condition
of
this
Horse-fly
!
Though
hee
never
gained
farther
experience
in
the
whole
course
of
his
life
than
the
practise
of
some
curelesse
cures
,
the
distance
of
his
owne
stage
,
to
give
a
windy
summons
with
his
horne
,
and
to
hoise
a
pot
of
ale
at
the
doore
,
yet
nothing
is
so
bitter
to
him
as
the
remembrance
of
his
dissolution
.
His
life
was
a
Labor
,
his
age
a
Pilgrimage
,
his
service
servitude
.
No
rest
,
no
repose
,
poor
repast
tasted
hee
on
earth
:
yet
preferres
hee
this
Labour
before
a
quiet
and
reposed
harbour
.
Many
yeares
ha's
hee
spent
to
small
purpose
;
his
hours
are
uselesse
;
his
endeavours
fr●…itlesse
;
and
now
after
such
a
quotidian
feaver
of
an
Hectick●…
labour
,
being
fallen
from
his
horse
,
and
out
of
request
(
by
a
writ
of
ea●…e
)
with
that
science
he
becomes
wormes
provender
:
for
his
Legac●…es
,
they
are
to
bee
discharged
out
of
arrerages
●…rom
the
Exchequer
.
16.
A
Quest-man
IS
a
man
of
account
for
this
yere
:
yet
of
〈◊〉
such
honour
i●…
New-Troy
,
as
he
was
in
Old-Rome
.
He
never
goes
withou●…
his
Note-booke
,
w●…ich
.
〈◊〉
●…ee
have
so
much
Lati●…e
,
he
〈◊〉
●…is
VADE
MECVM
.
Wher●…
i●…
he
ha'●…
th●…
names
of
all
the
〈◊〉
,
middle
.
sizemen
,
and
〈◊〉
,
wi●…hin
his
whole
Ward
.
And
this
is
all
the
m●…thod
〈◊〉
is
r●…quired
in
his
Common-place
book
.
He
is
a
sworne
man
;
which
Oa●…h
serves
an
●…njunction
upon
his
Conscience
to
be
honest
Howsoever
,
hee
must
bee
brought
to
accompt
for
it
.
The
day
of
his
Election
is
●…ot
more
ready
for
him
,
than
h●…
fo●…
it
.
Hee
assumes
upon
h●…m
a
parcell
of
illb●…seeming
gravit●…e
;
strokes
his
beard
,
as
if
it
were
the
Dew-lap
of
his
conce●…te
;
fetcheth
an
imperti●…ent
〈◊〉
,
purpo●…ely
to
pump
for
more
wit
;
and
co●…cludes
with
a
set
punctual
gesture
,
laying
his
soape-besmeared
hand
upon
his
reverend
brest
:
God
make
me
an
honest
man
.
Whence
he
most
ingenuously
implyes
,
that
hee
is
not
as
yet
,
made
that
man
hee
should
be
:
but
much
may
be
done
in
time
.
Hee
keep●…s
an
●…speciall
Register
of
all
such
●…nmates
a●…
nestle
within
his
Ward
:
whose
povertie
must
be
squeezd
to
eas●…
the
richer
;
yet
sleighted
with
neglect
for
their
labour
.
These
hee
visits
qua●…terly
,
which
visitation
they
(
poore
Gnats
)
may
properly
tearme
a
plague
;
which
in
time
they
recover
of
,
for
it
leaves
not
a
token
.
Some
treasure
he
hath
under
his
hand
,
which
hee
must
returne
;
hee
can
convert
very
little
to
his
owne
use
,
nor
defeate
the
Parish
of
any
house
rent
:
for
hee
ha's
as
wise
men
as
himselfe
in
the
Ward
,
who
now
in
his
lifetime
are
made
his
Supervisors
,
to
looke
to
his
fingers
,
that
the
pretended
gravitie
or
reverence
of
his
person
authorize
him
not
to
abuse
his
place
.
This
makes
many
more
unwilling
to
be
so
dignified
;
because
much
labour
but
small
profit
is
to
accrue
it
.
Yet
his
wifes
Pew
in
the
Church
is
a
mighty
motive
:
for
by
this
meanes
shee
becomes
exalted
according
to
the
dignitie
of
his
office
,
which
with
a
most
supercilious
zeale
she
accepts
;
and
doub●…s
not
but
some
of
her
neighbours
will
envie
it
.
This
place
hath
not
put
on
more
reverence
in
him
,
than
state
on
her
.
Eye
but
her
postures
,
and
you
will
confesse
it
.
Her
eye
is
wandring
,
wooing
observance
.
Her
f●…ote
most
gingerly
paced
,
for
more
state-reservance
.
Her
tougue
too
civ●…cally
mincing
,
for
vulgar
attention
.
Meane
time
,
this
Questman
he●…
husband
,
the
better
to
enable
him
for
his
place
,
becomes
frequently
versed
in
sundry
ancient
Presidents
.
He
casts
his
eye
behi●…de
him
,
to
see
wh●…t
was
done
before
him
:
and
hee
smiles
at
the
simplicitie
of
his
preceeding
Officers
;
and
turning
to
himselfe
,
most
Sagely
concl●…des
:
The●…e
wanted
thy
sconce
Boy
.
He
is
now
a●…mitted
(
by
〈◊〉
of
the
reverence
of
his
haires
)
to
the
Learned
Counsell
of
the
Ward
.
Where
he
shoots
his
bolt
with
the
foremost
.
Some
Orders
or
Parochiall
constitutions
,
hee
ha's
beene
long
studying
,
which
he
purposeth
the
next
Revestrie
day
to
present
to
the
rest
of
his
worshipfull
Brethren
,
to
the
end
they
may
bee
put
in
speedy
execution
.
But
l●…ke
good
purposes
,
(
the
more
is
the
pitty
)
they
seldome
take
.
After
Evening
prayer
time
,
he
descends
immediatly
into
the
low
Gallery
,
which
he
with
the
rest
of
the
wise
masters
make
their
Consistorie
.
Where
(
like
good
Parishioners
,
studious
of
the
publike
good
)
they
treat
of
all
such
abuses
as
are
crept
into
the
body
of
their
Ward
.
While
their
censures
become
as
●…ifferent
,
as
their
persons
;
their
voyces
as
their
places
.
One
shewes
●…imselfe
a
Paracelsian
,
and
hee
professeth
the
cure
of
these
maladies
by
mineralls
and
incisions
;
another
a
Dioscoridan
,
and
he
holds
them
more
curable
by
leniments
,
emplasters
,
and
unctions
;
the
third
a
meere
Mountebanke
Florentine
,
who
wraps
up
his
receits
in
a
remnant
of
Rhetoricall
bombast
,
but
never
returnes
one
healthfull
patient
.
So
long
,
and
as
fruitlesse
as
long
,
debate
they
the
cause
and
cure
of
these
●…normities
,
till
an
aged
nod
or
two
dissolve
their
Councell
:
and
summon
them
to
a
new
〈◊〉
upon
expence
of
halfe
pints
a
peece
.
Where
they
fall
in
,
till
some
argument
,
whereof
they
are
ignorant
,
make
them
fall
out
.
All
which
time
our
〈◊〉
scornes
to
bee
silent
;
as
one
desirous
rather
to
speake
to
no
purpose
,
●…han
not
to
speake
at
all
.
Some
quaint
words
hath
he
got
,
which
he
u●…derstands
not
;
and
these
he
useth
upon
all
occasions
.
Neither
are
they
more
ignorantly
delivered
by
him
,
than
they
are
pittifully
ad●…ired
by
them
.
It
is
a
strange
thing
to
observe
how
much
he●…
is
improved
since
the
last
yeere
:
Neither
is
it
possible
to
dive
into
the
reason
of
it
.
For
●…ither
is
there
some
admirable
secret
facultie
concealed
from
the
judgement
of
man
,
in
the
Lining
of
a
furr'd
gowne
,
or
else
it
is
to
bee
wondred
at
,
whence
this
late-bred
sufficiencie
of
his
should
proceede
.
But
in
this
surely
h●…e
shewes
himselfe
most
wise
,
in
that
hee
communicates
not
his
knowledge
to
any
but
the
ignorant
:
for
it
is
that
makes
his
judgement
passe
for
currant
.
But
his
yeere
is
now
upon
expiration
;
and
his
Account
drawing
to
his
preparation
.
Where
Honestie
and
〈◊〉
m●…ete
,
there
cannot
chuse
but
bee
a
good
account
.
And
in
him
neither
can
b●…e
wanting
;
for
his
b●…ard
shewes
the
one
,
and
his
place
proves
the
other
.
Hee
cannot
now
shew
himselfe
so
shallow
nor
appeare
so
silly
,
but
hee
will
retaine
the
opinion
of
a
deepehead-peece
:
For
hee
is
now
o●…e
of
the
Seniours
.
A
very
small
portion
of
understandi●…g
,
and
lesse
of
wit
,
will
serve
him
to
spinne
out
the
remainder
of
his
time
.
For
a
Cipher
in
some
place
stands
in
more
account
,
than
a
figure
doth
in
another
.
What
rests
now
,
but
that
he
rest
,
since
his
rents
are
collected
,
his
account
perfected
,
himselfe
discharged
,
and
another
pew-fellow
,
equall
to
him
both
for
worth
and
wit
,
by
generall
vote
and
voice
elected
?
17.
A
Ruffian
IS
a
roring
Dam
without
a
Ruffe
.
None
more
valiant
than
hee
in
tongue
,
lesse
resolute
in
heart
.
He
ha's
vow'd
to
bee
ill-condition'd
in
all
Companies
;
and
to
presse
a
quarrell
rather
than
misse
it
.
A
white-liver'd
Souldier
and
a
Gallant
is
the
fittest
patient
hee
can
practise
on
.
One
would
thinke
his
very
language
would
fall
at
ods
with
it selfe
,
and
out-brave
the
Speaker
.
He
ha's
a
dangerous
eye
,
not
to
strike
(
for
so
I
meane
not
)
but
to
move
ones
patience
to
strike
him
.
For
a
kinde
of
uncivile
contempt
doth
alwayes
attend
his
looke
,
as
base
provoking
language
accompanies
his
tongue
.
Hee
hath
ranked
himself
with
a
troope
of
shallow
uncivile
Shallops
,
like
himselfe
:
whose
chiefest
valour
consists
in
braves
,
scru'd
faces
,
desperate
mouchato's
,
new-minted
Oaths
;
all
which
moulded
together
,
make
a
terrible
quarter
in
an
Ordinarie
.
He
weares
more
metall
on
his
heele
,
than
in
his
purse
.
He
triumphs
damnably
on
some
stolne
favour
,
bee
it
lighter
than
a
feather
,
and
threatens
mischiefe
to
him
that
will
not
pledge
her
.
But
it
falls
out
many
times
,
that
he
is
bastinado'd
out
of
this
humour
.
You
shall
best
distinguish
him
by
a
nastie
neglectfull
carriage
,
accoutred
with
disdaine
and
contempt
,
so
as
his
very
countenance
is
a
Letter
of
Challenge
to
the
beholder
.
Those
which
know
him
,
rather
jeere
him
,
than
feare
him
:
for
they
experimentally
know
,
that
a
Pigmey
would
beat
him
.
And
with
such
(
forasmuch
as
his
shoulders
have
felt
their
censure
)
hee
keepes
a
faire
and
civile
quarter
.
His
Soveraignty
is
showne
highest
at
May-games
,
Wakes
,
Summerings
,
and
Rush-bearings
:
where
it
is
twentie
to
one
but
hee
becomes
beneficiall
b●…ore
he
part
,
to
the
Lord
of
the
Man
our
by
meanes
of
●…
bloody
nose
or
a
broken
pate
.
Hee
will
now
and
then
for
want
of
a
better
Subject
to
practise
on
,
squabble
with
the
Minstrell
,
and
most
heroically
break
his
Drone
,
because
the
Drone
cannot
rore
out
his
tune
.
The
wenches
poore
soules
,
sh●…ke
in
their
skinnes
,
fearing
a
mischiefe
:
and
intreat
their
●…hearts
to
give
him
faire
language
.
All
is
out
a
square
while
hee
is
there
.
But
th●…se
are
but
his
〈◊〉
pagea●…ts
.
Hee
will
i●…trude
most
frontl●…sly
into
any
Company
;
and
advance
himsel●…e
with
the
highest
at
an
Ordinari●…
;
yet
many
times
hee
eates
farre
more
than
hee
can
defray
;
yea
,
now
and
then
hee
receives
where
hee
should
disburse
;
a
kicke
,
I
meane
,
from
some
surly
Naprie
groome
,
which
serves
in
full
discharge
of
his
Commons
.
Never
crept
fardell
of
worser
qualities
into
more
choyce
and
select
companies
.
But
these
hee
cannot
consort
with
long
.
For
their
Purses
are
too
strong-string'd
,
their
hearts
too
well
-
〈◊〉
,
their
hands
too
truly-metal'd
to
veile
to
his
b●…senesse
.
He
must
be
discarded
,
and
with
disgrace
,
if
he
haste
not
.
Suppose
him
then
with
his
restie
regiment
dropping
out
of
a
three-pennie
Ordinarie
:
where
the
last
mans
Cloake
is
sure
to
bee
seaz'd
on
for
all
the
reckoning
.
But
when
the
Cooke
eyes
it
more
precisely
,
and
considers
how
irreparably
it
is
aged
,
hee
will
not
take
it
in
full
satisfaction
of
his
hungry
Commons
,
without
some
other
pawne
:
which
for
feare
of
Clubbes
,
they
submissively
condescend
to
:
by
disroabing
one
of
their
Complices
,
who
may
best
spare
it
,
of
an
ancient
Buff-jerkin
;
whose
lapps
you
may
imagine
,
by
long
use
,
so
beliquor'd
and
belarded
,
as
they
have
oyle
enough
to
frie
themselves
without
any
other
material
.
Yet
they
cannot
pocket
up
this
indignitie
with
patience
:
wherefore
they
vow
to
be
revenged
,
which
for
most
part
,
is
as
basely
clozed
.
Next
night
the●…efore
,
these
nittie
Ha●…ters
intend
with
strong
hand
to
breake
his
glass●…indow's
,
or
at
dead-time
of
night
to
pull
downe
his
Signe
:
and
so
ends
their
faire
quarrel
.
To
a
play
they
wil
hazard
to
go
,
though
with
never
a
rag
of
mon●…y
:
where
after
the
second
Act
,
when
the
D●…ore
is
weakly
guarded
,
they
will
make
sorcibl●…
entrie
;
a
knock
with
a
Cudgell
is
the
worst
;
whereat
though
they
grumble
,
they
rest
pacified
upon
their
admittance
.
Forthwith
,
by
violent
assault
and
assent
,
they
aspire
to
the
two-pennie
roome
;
where
being
furnished
with
Tinder
,
Match
,
and
a
portion
of
decayed
Barmoodas
,
they
smoake
it
most
terribly
,
applaud
a
prophane
jeast
unmeasurably
,
and
in
the
end
grow
distastefully
rude
to
all
the
Companie
.
At
the
Conclusion
of
all
,
they
single
out
their
dainty
Doxes
,
to
clozeup
a
fruitlesse
day
with
a
sinnefull
evening
.
Whereto
(
truth
is
)
they
repaire
,
rather
for
releefe
then
to
releeve
:
yea
,
their
house
of
sin
becomes
oft-times
their
house
of
Correction
:
for
when
they
will
not
pay
for
what
they
call
for
,
Lais
and
her
Laundrie
will
returne
them
their
payment
by
assistance
of
such
familiar
Inmates
,
as
she
will
make
bold
to
call
for
.
But
suppose
now
this
Ty●…darian
Tribe
dispersed
,
out
of
all
civile
societies
discarded
,
and
with
no
better
entertainment
than
contempt
,
wheresoever
received
.
Our
Ruffian
ha's
left
his
Mates
,
and
they
him
.
Povertie
ha's
now
seaz'd
on
him
;
for
his
braine
,
it
is
as
barren
of
a
shift
,
as
his
backe
guiltlesse
of
a
shirt
.
Those
Iron
tooles
of
his
,
with
which
hee
affrighted
his
Scar-crowes
,
hang
now
in
Long-lane
for
a
signe
of
the
Sword
and
Buckler
.
His
slasht
Suite
,
like
L●…bels
or
tart-papers
hang
peeee
meale
,
estrang'd
both
from
substance
and
colour
.
His
yingling
sp●…rre
hath
lost
his
voyce
,
his
head
his
locke
;
yea
,
his
decayed
Lungs
the
puff
of
a
R●…rer
.
The
wall
now
must
bee
no
Subject
of
quarrell
;
nor
his
distended
Mouch●…to
a
Spectacle
of
terrour
.
The
extreamest
effects
of
hunger
,
have
taken
him
off
from
standing
upon
points
of
honour
.
He
would
gladly
encounter
with
death
if
hee
durst
:
But
there
was
such
distance
betwixt
him
and
the
rememberance
of
it
,
during
the
whole
progresse
of
his
unfruitfull
life
,
as
now
it
startles
him
to
entertain●…
the
least
thought
of
death
.
Yet
may
this
bee
one
of
his
inferiour
comforts
,
hee
leaves
nothing
behind
him
,
that
may
bee
termed
properly
his
owne
,
that
is
worth
enjoying
.
In
a
word
,
he
cannot
be
so
wearie
of
the
World
,
as
it
was
long
since
of
him
.
Never
was
Creature
lesse
usefull
or
more
unfruitfull
;
Let
it
content
hi●…
,
that
hee
hath
prevented
that
contempt
by
dying
,
which
hee
should
have
i●…curred
dayly
by
living
.
18.
A
Sayler
IS
an
Otter
;
an
Amphibium
that
lives
both
on
Land
and
Water
.
Hee
shewes
himselfe
above
Hatches
in
shape
like
a
male
Meeremaid
,
visible
to
the
halfe
body
.
Hee
stands
at
his
〈◊〉
,
and
holds
out
his
hand
to
you
,
as
if
he
craved
your
more
acquaintance
:
where
,
though
hee
tell
you
,
that
hee
is
your
first
man
,
doe
not
beleeve
him
:
for
his
founder
Zabul●…n
was
long
after
Adam
.
Hee
never
shewes
himselfe
nimbler
,
nor
contests
with
his
fellowes
with
more
active
vigour
,
than
in
shooting
the
Bridge
at
a
Low
water
.
Hee
will
hazard
a
life
in
a
whirlewind
without
feare
,
rather
than
lose
the
benefit
o●…
his
Fare
.
The
bredth
of
an
inch-boord
is
betwixt
him
and
drowning
,
yet
he●…
sweares
and
drinks
as
deepely
,
as
if
hee
were
a
fathom
from
it
.
His
familiarity
with
death
and
danger
,
hath
armed
him
with
a
kind
of
dissolute
security
against
any
encounter
.
The
Sea
cannot
rore
more
abroad
,
than
hee
within
,
fire
him
but
with
liquor
.
Hee
is
as
watchfull
as
a
Crane
in
a
storme
,
and
as
secure
as
a
Dormo●…se
in
a
calme
.
In
a
tempest
you
shall
heare
him
pray
,
but
so
amethodically
,
as
it
argues
,
that
hee
is
seldome
vers'd
in
that
practice
.
Feare
is
the
principall
motive
of
his
devotion
;
yet
I
am
perswaded
,
for
forme
sake
,
he
shewes
more
than
hee
feeles
.
Hee
loves
to
fish
in
troubled
waters
,
have
an
Oare
in
every
mans
boate
,
and
to
breake
the
tenth
Commandement
in
the
conclusion
of
his
lukewarmeprayer
;
Hey
,
for
a
rich
prize
.
He●…
lives
in
a
tottri●…g
state
,
and
he
sits
himselfe
to
it
.
Hee
is
as
constant
as
the
Moone
in
his
resolves
.
So
hee
can
have
Sea-roome
,
no
coast
holds
it selfe
to
bee
of
more
firme
Land
.
If
hee
play
the
Sea-sharke
,
and
advance
his
fortunes
by
a
precious
prize
:
yet
to
spare
his
Executors
that
labour
,
hee
intends
a
course
to
leave
them
few
ends
of
gold
or
silver
.
Hee
must
feede
his
valour
with
the
liquid
sp●…rit
of
some
piercing
Elixer
:
and
thus
hee
ducks
and
dives
out
his
time
like
a
true
Didapper
.
Hee
makes
small
or
no
choice
of
his
pallet
;
he
can
sleepe
aswell
on
a
Sacke
of
Pumice
as
a
pillow
of
downe
.
He
was
never
acquainted
much
with
civilitie
:
The
Sea
ha'●…
taught
him
other
Rhetoricke
.
Compassionate
himselfe
hee
could
never
much
,
and
much
lesse
another
.
He
ha's
condition'd
with
the
Sea
not
to
make
him
sicke
:
and
it
is
the
best
of
his
conceite
to
jeere
at
a
●…ueasie
stomacke
.
Hee
is
more
active
than
contemplati●…e
,
unlesse
h●…
turne
Ast●…nomer
,
and
that
is
only
in
cases
of
extremity
.
He
is
most
constant
to
his
shirt
,
and
other
his
seldome-wash'd
linnen
.
He
ha's
been
so
long
acquainted
with
the
surges
of
the
Sea
,
as
too
long
a
calme
distempers
him
.
He
cannot
speake
low
,
the
Sea
talkes
so
lo●…d
.
His
advice
is
seldome
taken
in
navall
affaires
;
though
his
hand
be
s●…rong
,
his
head-peece
is
stupid
.
He
is
used
therefore
as
a
necessary
instrument
of
action
:
for
hee
can
spinne
up
a
rope
like
a
Spider
,
and
downe
againe
like
a
lightning
.
T●…e
rope
is
his
roade
,
and
the
top-mast
his
Beac●…n
.
One
would
think
his
body
were
wounded
,
for
hee
weares
pitch
cloath
upon
it
:
but
that
is
invulnerable
,
unlesse
a
bullet
casually
finde
out
a
Loope-hole
,
and
that
quite
ripps
up
his
Saile-cloath
.
He
partakes
much
of
the
Chameleon
,
when
hee
is
mounted
the
top-mast
:
where
the
ayre
is
his
Diet-bread
.
His
visage
is
an
unchangeable
var●…ish
;
neither
can
winde
pierce
it
,
nor
Sunne
parch
it
.
He
ever
takes
worst
rest
when
he
goes
to
bed
most
sober
.
Hee
will
domineere
furiously
in
the
height
of
his
Potation
,
but
hee
is
quickly
cudgell'd
out
of
that
humour
by
the
Master
of
the
house
of
Correction
.
Hee
ha's
coasted
many
Countreys
,
arrived
sundry
havens
,
sojourned
in
flourishing
Cities
,
and
conversed
with
various
sorts
of
people
:
yet
call
him
to
account
,
and
you
shal
find
him
the
unfruitfull'st
Navigatour
that
ere
you
conversed
with
.
Deepe
drinkers
have
ever
shallow
memories
:
He
can
remember
nothing
more
precisely
,
than
the
great
vessel
at
Heidelberg
;
affaires
of
●…tate
are
above
his
sconce
.
It
is
his
best
Arithmetick
to
remember
his
months
pay
:
and
if
necessitie
urge
him
not
,
hee
would
scarcely
thinke
on
that
either
.
What
a
starveling
hee
is
in
a
frosty
morning
with
his
Seafrocke
,
which
seemes
as
if
it
were
shrunke
from
him
,
and
growne
too
short
,
but
it
wil
be
long
enough
ere
hee
get
another
?
His
Signe
is
alwayes
in
Aquarius
,
unlesse
hee
bee
in
his
pots
,
and
then
it
is
in
Aries
.
Hee
is
of
a
Phlegmatick
watry
constitution
;
very
little
Sanguine
,
unlesse
it
bee
in
a
Sea-fight
;
wherein
,
though
he
expect
no
honour
,
he
expresseth
some
dying
sparkes
of
valour
,
in
hope
to
become
sharer
in
a
pyraticall
treasure
.
Hee
hath
an
invincible
stomack
,
which
Ostridge-like
could
well-neare
digest
iron
.
He
is
very
seldome
subject
to
surfet
,
or
shorten
the
dayes
of
his
watry
P●…lgrimage
with
excesse
:
unlesse
it
fall
out
upon
rifling
of
Wines
,
that
he
endanger
his
Top-saile
with
an
over-charge
.
He
is
many
times
so
long
on
Sea
,
as
hee
fo●…gets
his
friends
by
Land
.
Associats
hee
ha's
,
and
those
so
constantly
cleaving
,
as
one
voyce
commands
all
.
Stares
cannot
bee
more
faithfull
in
their
society
,
than
these
Hanskins
in
their
fraternity
.
They
will
brave
it
valiantly
,
when
they
are
ranked
together
,
an●…
relate
their
adventures
with
wonderfull
terror
.
Yet
these
relations
ever
halt
through
want
of
Learning
,
which
defect
abridgeth
the
story
of
their
deserving
.
Necessary
instruments
they
a●…e
,
and
Agents
of
maine
importance
in
that
Hydrarchy
wherin
they
live
;
for
the
walles
of
their
state
could
not
subsist
without
them
:
but
least
usefull
they
are
to
themselves
,
and
most
needfull
of
others
supportance
.
They
taste
of
all
waters
and
all
weathers
:
onely
the
gale
of
prosperitie
seldome
breathes
on
their
sailes
:
neither
care
they
much
for
any
such
Companion
.
They
●…epe
without
feare
of
loosing
what
they
enjoy
;
and
in
enjoying
little
,
they
share
in
the
lesse
burden
of
cares
.
Yet
it
is
much
to
bee
wondred
at
,
that
our
Sayler
should
have
such
frequent
occasion
to
erect
his
eye
upward
,
and
retaine
such
servile
dejected
thoughts
inward
.
He
converseth
with
the
Starres
,
observes
their
motions
,
and
by
them
directs
his
Compasse
▪
Singular
notions
derives
hee
from
them
,
meane
time
hee
is
blind
to
Him
that
made
them
.
He
sliceth
the
depths
,
and
is
ignorant
of
Him
that
confine●…
them
;
he
cutteth
the
surging
swelling
waves
,
and
thinks
not
of
Him
that
restraines
them
;
he
coasteth
by
the
shel●…s
,
and
forgets
Him
that
secures
him
.
True
is
that
Maxime
;
Custome
takes
away
the
apprehension
of
passion
.
In
the
infancy
of
his
Pro●…ession
,
there
appeared
not
a
billow
before
his
eyes
,
which
convey'd
not
a
feare
unto
his
heart
.
Numerous
perils
ha's
hee
now
passed
,
hourely
objects
of
approaching
danger
are
presented
,
yet
these
aswell
as
those
equally
sleighted
.
Death
he
ha's
seene
in
so
many
shapes
,
as
it
cannot
amate
him
,
appeare
it
never
so
terrible
unto
him
.
Yet
needs
must
that
Enemy
affright
him
against
whom
hee
comes
,
for
whom
hee
was
never
provided
before
hee
came
.
Well
;
suppose
him
now
●…rawing
towards
the
Port
,
where
all
mortalitie
must
land
.
Hee
ha's
tugg'd
long
enough
upon
the
Maine
,
he
must
now
gather
up
his
vessels
within
the
haven
.
He
ha's
drawne
in
his
sayles
and
taken
adew
of
the
Sea
:
unlesse
she
shew
him
so
much
kindnesse
,
as
to
receive
him
into
her
briny
bosome
,
and
intombe
him
dying
,
whom
she
entertained
living
:
which
courtesie
if
she
tender
him
,
the
wormes
are
deceived
by
him
,
for
hee
goes
not
the
way
of
all
flesh
,
but
the
way
of
all
fish
,
whose
fry
feedes
on
him
,
as
their
foref●…thers
fed
him
.
19.
A
Traveller
IS
a
Iourneyman
;
but
can
never
bee
freeman
,
till
hee
bee
end●…nized
in
his
owne
Countrey
.
Hee
is
troubled
with
a
perpe●…uall
migrim
;
at
Sea
hee
wisheth
to
bee
on
Land
,
and
on
Land
at
Sea
.
Hee
makes
his
life
a
right
Pilgrimage
,
for
hee
finde●…
no
place
to
abide
in
,
but
only
to
●…ojourne
in
:
so
as
the
wandring
Iew
may
bee
his
Embleme
.
The
whole
World
is
his
Inne
,
where
savage
beasts
aswell
as
reasonable
men
are
his
Inmates
.
Hee
converseth
with
all
Nations
,
and
p●…rtakes
of
their
natures
:
wh●…rein
generally
,
●…ice
becomes
a
more
attractive
object
than
vertue
.
Whence
it
is
,
that
hee
oftner
i●…proves
his
knowledge
,
than
his
〈◊〉
;
his
language
,
than
carriage
.
Hee
takes
a
survey
of
this
universe
,
in
the
sites
of
Cities
,
Countries
a●…d
Provinces
;
and
observes
what
s●…emes
most
remarkeable
;
meane
time
hee
observes
himselfe
so
sleightly
,
as
o●…e
can
hardly
distinguish
the
substance
from
the
sh●…dow
.
Now
hee
is
for
lanching
i●…to
the
deep●…
;
to
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
stat●…s
;
〈◊〉
,
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
himselfe
all
the
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
●…dy
age
wher●…in
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
out
some
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
or
other
from
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
make
his
fruitles●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
●…lued
,
himselfe
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
his
re●…urne
mor●…
〈◊〉
.
〈◊〉
will
usually
lose
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
●…lated
discourse
of
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
:
and
if
his
memory
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
,
●…mpe
hi●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
.
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
,
ye●…
,
n●…w
●…nd
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
absurd
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
●…cipall
Subject
o●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
upon
rare
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
●…ments
,
which
hee
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
su●…h
●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
,
as
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
his
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
er●…han
●…han
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
blazons
as
if
he
were
their
Herald
:
styling
Constantinople
the
store-house
of
Greece
;
Paris
the
regall
of
France
;
Venice
the
eye
of
Italy
;
Florence
the
Seat
of
Beauty
;
Rome
the
Lady
Citty
▪
with
her
imprese
:
ORBIS
IN
VRBE
.
In
which
,
as
in
all
things
els
,
he
is
meerely
titular
.
He
can
mould
himselfe
to
all
conditions
,
fashions
&
religions
.
But
in
all
these
three
hee
returnes
for
most
part
,
far
worse
than
before
he
went
forth
.
In
the
first
he
ha's
learn'd
to
be
loose
&
lascivious
;
in
the
●…econd
,
phantastically
humorous
;
in
the
third
,
strangely
superstitious
.
Some
things
hee
observes
worth
remembring
,
if
hee
liv'd
in
an
other
age
:
but
like
an
understanding
Timist
,
hee
holds
no
concurrence
with
that
fashion
,
which
ag●…ees
not
with
the
humour
of
his
Nation
.
Having
now
chang'd
his
ayre
,
and
with
continuance
,
his
h●…ire
,
but
not
one
of
his
●…onditions
;
he
reviewes
his
owne
Cou●…trey
with
a
kind
of
disdainefull
loathing
,
as
if
there
were
nothing
in
it
worthy
l●…ving
.
He
disvalues
out
rarities
,
disesteemes
our
beauties
,
j●…eres
at
our
complement
,
slights
our
entertainem●…nt
,
and
clozeth
up
his
u●…seasoned
distaste
with
an
interjection
of
admiration
:
O
the
rare
objects
that
I
have
seene
in
my
dayes
!
Then
hee
runnes
on
in
a
meere
verball
circuit
of
affected
discourse
,
which
the
ignorant
onely
admire
,
and
weaker
than
wome●…
affect
.
Meane
time
,
hee
introduceth
some
conceits
of
his
owne
,
as
fashions
in
r●…quest
:
Whi●…h
hee
seconds
with
high
approv●…t
,
being
his
owne
〈◊〉
.
A●…d
that
hee
might
represent
in
himselse
this
patterne
of
perfection
,
and
move
others
to
imitate
his
postures
:
you
may
suppose
him
walking
,
like
one
●…ade
up
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
;
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
him
,
nor
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
●…ooke
●…o
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
,
no●…
〈◊〉
●…composed
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
accoutre
him
.
With
●…hat
c●…pt
he
〈◊〉
●…
com●…
▪
Co●…gie
?
And
as
if
it
we●…
〈◊〉
,
to
a
man
of
hi●…
pl●…
,
〈◊〉
to
observe
his
distance
,
〈◊〉
a
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
or
●…od
▪
aswell
as
pace
▪
〈◊〉
will
rectifie
that
error
too
,
to
make
those
Co●…orts
with
●…hom
hee
deignes
to
converse
,
or
com●…ate
himsel●…e
▪
every
way
acc●…d
as
himselfe
.
He●…
hol●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
much
ingag'd
to
his
o●…ces
:
so
highly
hath
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
with
him
▪
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
b●…ught
〈◊〉
●…o
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
.
Now
▪
should
●…ee
〈◊〉
●…p
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
▪
〈◊〉
collect
the
be●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
of
his
Tra●…
▪
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
expence
of
his
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
;
〈◊〉
●…ould
〈◊〉
his
〈◊〉
g●…eat
,
his
〈◊〉
●…ts
small
:
his
●…s
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
short
of
hi●…
d●…
.
Hee
is
〈◊〉
,
ind●…d
,
in
that
which
this
age
calls
co●…t
Hee
is
all
for
your
Serv●…
Serva●…
,
and
titles
of
lowest
observance
.
Hee
overcomes
his
Mistresses
stomach
with
this
overlarded
protest
;
He
lives
not
but
by
her
,
nor
desires
to
live
but
for
her
;
hee
plants
his
love
in
an
equall
diameter
betweene
Bellon●…
and
Minerv●…
,
reason
and
courage
;
yet
is
hee
no
lesse
barraine
of
the
one
,
than
coole
in
the
other
.
Or
else
,
hee
marrieth
with
his
instrument
his
voyce
,
matched
with
an
Italian
Canto
,
and
ayr'd
with
more
〈◊〉
,
than
hee
ha's
pence
in
his
Budget
.
This
is
the
vintage
of
his
Pilgrimage
.
He
hath
traced
this
Th●…
of
earth
,
and
made
himselfe
the
Embleme
of
what
hee
is
;
much
hath
hee
seene
,
with
many
hath
hee
convers'd
,
and
a
full
view
hath
hee
taken
of
this
inferiour
globe
.
Div●…rsity
of
soiles
,
variety
of
fruits
,
multiplicity
of
creatures
h●…ve
his
eyes
enjoyed
,
yet
rest
not
satisfied
;
through
many
Coasts
and
Countreyes
hath
hee
travell●…d
,
yet
his
experience
in
those
peoples
natures
little
improved
;
In
sundry
Citties
hath
hee
sojorned
,
yet
from
their
knowledge
now
estranged
.
Merchants
of
unvalued
fortunes
hath
hee
seene
splitted
,
while
their
factors
sported
;
ruin'd
while
they
rioted
.
Cur●…izans
hee
hath
observed
,
their
sumptuous
state
,
the
fuell
of
their
maintenance
,
and
how
their
Comick
Scenes
ever
clozed
with
tragick
Catastrophe●…s
.
Forraine
savorites
hath
hee
marked
,
their
projects
,
designes
,
●…vents
:
What
faire
flourishes
their
first
admittance
to
their
Princes
p●…esence
shewed
;
how
soone
tho●…e
fading
blossoms
of
vading
glory
were
nipped
.
Stately
and
sumptuous
statues
of
victorious
Champions
hath
hee
eyed
,
their
inscriptions
perused
,
and
trampled
upon
those
scattred
ashes
(
the
remaines
of
a
greater
worke
)
which
sometimes
were
with
the
b●…eath
of
fame
enlivened
.
Thus
great
stones
are
become
great
mens
covers
.
No
distinction
betwixt
the
Noble
and
Ignoble
,
save
onely
that
the
higher
Peer●…
is
crushed
with
the
heavier
pils
.
High
and
goodly
structures
brought
to
rubbish
,
and
flourishing
states
to
ruine
,
hath
hee
noted
.
And
now
drawing
towards
his
owne
native
so●…le
;
hee
admireth
nothing
more
,
than
to
see
hospitality
so
much
honoured
abroad
,
and
so
contemp●…ible
at
home
.
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
Househol●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
.
He
goes
to
the
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
knocks
,
but
the
Court●…a's
●…a's
swallow'd
vp
the
hall
;
this
complete
Peregrine
may
sooner
breake
his
nocke
thun
his
fast
;
which
makes
him
cry
out
most
passionately
,
forth
of
a
sensible
compassion
of
his
owne
necessity
:
O
the
〈◊〉
of
Hospitality
which
I
have
seene
!
But
by
this
time
,
his
Carier●…
through
the
world
hath
made
him
wearie
.
He
ha's
a
great
desire
for
the
benefit
of
his
Countrey
(
as
hee
pretends
)
to
communicate
these
leane
scraps
of
his
starved
Travailes
to
the
world
.
Publish'd
hee
would
have
them
(
according
to
the
Erata's
of
his
life
)
:
in
folio
:
but
so
indigested
are
his
collections
,
and
so
illaborate
his
style
,
as
the
Stationer
shunnes
them
like
a
Noli
me
tangere
,
fearing
their
sale
.
Well
;
though
the
World
will
not
receive
them
;
long
winter-nights
and
his
Neighbours
credulous
eares
shall
enter●…aine
them
.
Where
having
told
his
tale
,
hee
hopes
out
of
the
wide
Circumference
of
his
Trav●…iles
,
to
find
so
much
ground
as
will
afford
him
a
grave
.
20.
An
Vndersheriffe
.
IS
a
master
of
fence
;
and
by
deputation
,
the
Co●…ntenance
of
of
the
County
wherein
hee
lives
▪
The
Kings
Letters
he
opens
as
familiarly
,
as
if
they
were
but
neighbourly
commends
:
and
bring●…
more
unwelcome
salutes
from
the
Prince
,
to
his
Subject
,
than
he
hath
thanks
for
.
Wai●…es
and
straies
hee
impounds
in
his
pocket
:
for
Felo●…s
goods
,
hee
compounds
for
them
at
his
owne
rate
:
all
which
hee
doth
by
vertue
of
his
Office
,
if
there
bee
any
vertue
extant
in
it
.
A
terrible
pudder
hee
keepes
with
his
repledges
and
distresses
:
the
State
could
hardly
subsist
without
such
a
grave
▪
Censor
.
Hee
professeth
more
execution
than
judgement
.
A
great
portion
of
his
discretion
is
incorporated
in
his
Whi●…e
staffe
:
which
is
as
terrible
to
a
yealous
debter
,
as
deaths
head
to
an
●…surer
.
If
hee
attemper
his
Office
with
the
balme
of
con●…ivence
,
it
bindes
an
ample
recompence
.
Next
to
whetting
ones
knife
at
the
Counter-gate
,
I
hold
it
the
〈◊〉
assay
to
affront
him
▪
If
you
would
gratifie
him
,
a
better
turne
you
cannot
doe
him
,
than
by
turning
Informer
at
the
Sheriffs
turne
.
Where
,
presentments
of
decayed
wayes
,
But●…
,
Blood-sheds
,
with
other
enormities
,
are
no
lesse
beneficiall
to
the
publike
state
in
their
redresse
,
than
to
his
private
stocke
upon
the
distresse
.
Notable
cunning
Terriers
hee
hath
besides
,
of
all
sorts
and
sizes
;
some
to
rouse
and
raise
his
game
;
Others
of
lighter
temper
to
have
it
in
hot
pursuit
:
the
last
sort
on
whom
hee
principally
relyes
,
being
stronger
and
stiffer
,
to
cloze
&
grapple
with
his
prey
,
and
bring
it
downe
.
Thus
hee
sh●…wes
himselfe
every
way
more
active
than
〈◊〉
.
Hee
is
of
an
excellent
memory
:
for
if
you
cannot
remember
your
debts
your selfe
,
hee
will
put
you
in
mind
of
them
.
His
head
is
many
times
full
of
Proclam●…tions
,
which
,
hee
cannot
rest
,
till
hee
vent
.
Hee
would
make
a
strange
Secretarie
,
for
hee
will
not
sticke
to
cry
at
the
Crosse
,
what
hee
heares
.
Hee
tenders
all
serviceable
observance
to
his
Superiours
,
a
kind
of
slight
acquaintance
to
his
equalls
,
but
a
disdainfull
contempt
to
his
inferiours
.
By
helpe
of
some
Law-presidents
,
he
retaines
the
elements
of
that
profession
,
which
hee
makes
singular
use
of
:
though
he●…
bee
no
sworne
Att●…rney
,
hee
can
accept
grat●…ities
in
lien
of
fees
;
and
by
meanes
of
his
i●…bred
ingenuity
,
alter
the
propriety
of
them
.
He
is
much
conversant
in
the
Statutes
:
imploying
a
great
part
of
his
time
in
an
usefull
exposition
,
or
rather
inversion
of
them
.
He
would
gladlybring
in
profit
,
and
keepe
him●…elfe
within
compasse
of
statute
.
This
is
the
the
highest
pitch
of
knowledge
,
which
his
vocation
calls
him
to
:
and
this
hee
hopes
conference
and
experience
in
time
will
bring
him
to
.
Authority
is
his
sole
Subterfuge
in
all
his
extremities
:
which
(
by
abusing
his
Author
)
many
times
leaves
him
in
his
own
hand
.
In
the
Subject
of
wr●…gs
;
he
is
oftner
active
than
passive
.
None
can
justly
lay
an
aspersion
on
him
,
which
hee
hath
not
some
underhand
〈◊〉
to
take
to
.
It
is
his
constant
Te●…et
;
So
long
as
the
root
holds
untainted
,
the
inferiour
sprigs
and
si●…
may
bee
supported
:
but
when
it
growes
shaken
,
the
branches
must
needs
suffer
.
So
long
as
hee
holds
up
his
head
,
his
Nits
may
finde
harbour
:
but
squeaze
him
,
and
and
they
are
starv'd
for
ever
.
Hee
yearely
improves
his
place
by
some
usefull
proiect
or
other
,
which
hee
leaves
as
a
Memoriall
of
his
love
,
and
argument
of
his
wit
to
all
succeeding
Professors
in
that
Cra●…t
.
He
never
serv'd
as
Apprentice
to
Plasterer
or
Mason
,
and
yet
hee
knowes
the
craft
of
da●…bing
;
and
hee
will
lay
it
on
before
hee
suffer
disgrace
.
Crimes
require
Curtaines
;
Spiders
their
●…auls
.
Places
of
Office
must
be
unct●…s
if
vici●…s
.
But
service
is
no
inheritance
;
lest
therefore
in
processe
of
time
,
either
hee
should
grow
wearie
of
his
place
,
or
his
place
of
him
;
like
a
provident
Pismire
,
hee
beginnes
now
in
his
Summer
,
to
store
up
against
wi●…ter
.
Fi●…
and
amercia●…ents
must
inhaunce
his
rents
and
hereditaments
:
for
which
he
contracts
now
and
then
with
the
Clerke
of
the
Market
,
whom
he
palpably
guls
,
and
consequently
proves
;
All
Clerkes
are
not
the
wisest
men
.
Such
a
parcell
of
ground
buts
neer
him
,
and
is
an
eye-sore
to
him
:
gladly
would
he
have
it
,
though
the
owner
have
neither
mind
nor
neede
to
sell
it
.
His
braines
must
plot
for
this
purchase
;
and
his
witty
Genius
,
after
long
plodding
,
hath
found
a
way
to
supple
him
.
Contempts
,
which
this
simple
Snake
never
dream'd
of
,
must
be
forth
with
levied
.
No
interplea
nor
demurre
will
serve
;
he
must
timely
prevent
the
occasion
,
and
remove
the
ground
(
which
is
the
ground-●…ork
of
his
disquiet
)
from
him
and
his
heires
for
ever
,
by
accepting
a
low
price
to
purchase
his
owne
peace
,
and
make
the
Vn●…ersheriffe
his
friend
.
Of
two
extreams
the
lesse
is
to
be
chosen
;
thus
s●…rues
he
himsel●…e
i●…to
every
convenient
bargaine
.
By
this
time
,
so
important
are
his
affaires
at
home
,
as
they
estrange
him
from
employments
abro●…d
.
His
nimble
f●…rrets
must
●…ow
b●…ome
Pioners
for
their
〈◊〉
;
●…ho
coupes
them
,
lest
they
should
grow
too
fat
to
endure
labour
.
Suppose
him
then
,
who
was
once
a
man
in
his
time
,
and
an
experienc'd
professant
;
One
,
who
had
beene
acquanted
with
most
●…rits
except
holy
writ
;
served
Precepts
many
,
but
observed
few
;
retired
like
a
Cricket
to
his
Oven-mouth
:
where
he
warmes
himselfe
well
without
,
having
cold
comfort
to
warme
him
within
.
During
the
whole
progresse
of
his
time
hee
was
for
gathering
,
the
residue
of
his
dayes
hee
be●…owes
in
disposing
.
Hopefull
Cubbs
he
hath
to
conferre
his
hopelesse
state
on
.
No
matter
;
their
●…arth-resolving
fathers
fines
make
them
fine
;
his
amerci●…ents
cause
them
div●…
deepe
into
the
Mercers
booke
.
Now
the
Webbe
of
his
fading
fortunes
i●…terwoven
with
the
injurious
warp
of
dishonest
practices
,
is
to
b●…
divi●…d
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
i●…
sh●…dds
and
〈◊〉
.
So
mu●…h
hee
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
●…d
h●…ire
,
wh●…
〈◊〉
●…o
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
●…irst
and
last
of
h●…
〈◊〉
,
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
to
his
second
;
so
much
●…o
his
●…rd
:
with
comp●…
portio●…
,
to
b●…tter
his
daughters
proportion●…
.
Meane
time
,
(
see
the
fatall
overture
of
this
wisemans
providence
!
)
He
is
called
to
an
accompt
before
his
time
,
(
yet
all
in
due
time
)
for
ar●…erages
to
the
High-sheriffe
his
Master
,
and
abuse
of
his
place
.
His
whole
estate
will
hardly
repay
the
st●…
.
Hee
would
gladly
come
off
faire
,
and
I
cannot
blame
him
:
But
his
Pi●…ce
road
still
at
Harbour
till
now
:
an
unexpected
●…mpest
hath
assailed
him
:
And
he
●…ust
make
speedy
restitution
for
all
his
pillage
.
Hee
could
dispense
well
enough
with
Conscience
,
and
gaine
by
the
C●…ntract
:
but
the
misery
of
it
is
,
hee
findes
himselfe
now
at
last
a
prisoner
and
in
bonds
to
the
Sheriff●…
;
whereby
hee
stands
bound
to
keepe
him
harmel●…sse
(
but
well
had
it
beene
for
his
Countrey
if
he
had
prov'd
so
:
)
which
securitie
is
the
argument
of
his
T●…agedie
.
It
w●…e
not
amisse
that
hee
altered
his
Will
,
and
(
though
much
against
his
will
)
made
his
Mast●…r
his
sole
Exec●…tor
.
It
must
bee
so
:
Thus
by
prolling
to
get
all
,
hee
ha's
fool
d
himselfe
out
of
all
:
O●…ely
,
hee
may
goe
with
more
peace
to
Earth
,
since
hee
ha's
made
so
cleare
account
on
Earth
.
It
were
a
si●…ne
to
disq●…iet
him
,
since
hee
〈◊〉
his
Quie●…us
est
with
him
.
21.
A
Wine-soaker
IS
an
ingenious
Engine
,
that
runs
Northerne
Blade
)
joyes
in
their
felicitie
.
And
now
,
for
it
growes
late
,
he
hath
had
his
Evening
lecture
,
and
trenching
home
,
suppor●…ed
by
his
friendly
Impress●…r
,
makes
every
foote
an
Indenture
.
Hee
calls
the
Scavingers
wife
familia●…ly
〈◊〉
●…ough
〈◊〉
be
as
〈◊〉
as
o●…
of
〈◊〉
●…gher
〈◊〉
.
〈◊〉
,
●…rough
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
of
,
long
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
f●…ll
(
if
the
Cell●…
〈◊〉
be
open
)
and
unsealing
hi●…
eyes
,
seeing
the
consorts
of
iniquitie
,
cli●…ging
close
to
a
pot
in
the
nooke
of
a
Chimney
,
hee
●…owes
himselfe
thrice
blest
to
have
fallen
into
so
sweete
and
sociable
a
Company
.
By
this
,
hee
falls
further
;
whence
a
P●…danticall
〈◊〉
starts
up
,
and
askes
him
;
What
sayes
th●…
Pr●…phet
?
And
he
answers
;
H●…
bade
〈◊〉
go●…
seeke
my
fath●…rs
Asses
,
a●…d
having
found
them
to
〈◊〉
againe
.
After
him
struts
up
a
most
Thrasonicall
Thraskite
,
and
askes
him
;
What
saith
th●…
Calydonia●…
Po●…
:
And
hee
answers
,
That
the
〈◊〉
●…f
an
Asse
in
the
〈◊〉
of
a
Cella●…
,
t●…
an
illiterate
gull
is
a
d●…licate
〈◊〉
.
He
loves
sometimes
●…o
take
the
ay●…
,
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
strong
b●…th
th●…
〈◊〉
●…ffords
.
Wh●…re
h●…s
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
encounters
with
a
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
,
w●…ich
sa●…kes
his
●…all
,
make●…
his
〈◊〉
c●…t
〈◊〉
E●…glish
,
his
supporte●…s
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
thei●…
pos●…ures
,
●…nd
〈◊〉
da●…gerously
.
By
this
time
his
〈◊〉
is
heard
,
and
●…ow
th●…s
val
-
〈◊〉
growne
〈◊〉
,
●…uld
fig●…t
i●…
hee
k●…w
how
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
his
sally
out
a
door●…
if
he●…
〈◊〉
finde
it
.
Ye●…
he
will
out●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
●…o
rem●…die
,
a●…d
stalke
h●…meward
,
●…hough
it
be
la●…e
〈◊〉
●…he
〈◊〉
.
〈◊〉
in
〈◊〉
●…ay
,
〈◊〉
he
u●…happily
●…ll
into
●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
,
hee
tax●…h
●…he
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
la●…
do●…res
so
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
a●…
〈◊〉
time
a
●…ight
.
Y●…t
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
if
he
can
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
,
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
i●…
som●…
bl●…de
,
Alley
,
hee
terribly
affrights
the
Passenger
if
hee
meete
any
:
For
hee
coasts
here
and
there
,
as
if
it
were
Saint
Anthonies
fi●…e
,
or
some
ignis
fatu●…s
;
whereas
,
his
cressetflaming
nose
is
the
sole
incendiary
of
these
Chymera's
.
Hee
ha's
a
mightie
desire
to
squabble
with
the
Watch
;
but
the
inarticulate
motion
of
his
tongue
makes
those
illiterate
R●…g-gownes
thinke
hee
speakes
Heathen
Greeke
.
So
as
their
compassion
to
a
stranger
,
which
they
gather
by
his
strange
language
,
moves
them
to
commiserate
his
case
;
This
gets
him
a
Lanthorne
and
a
conducter
;
but
for
his
lodging
,
he
is
nere
a
whit
the
nearer
,
for
he
ha's
quite
forgot
his
plantation
.
Thus
th●…n
like
Hyppocrates
twinnes
walke
these
two
coupled
together
,
but
secure
from
danger
,
for
a
watchmans
Lanthorne
is
a
Drunkards
Supersedeas
.
Gladly
would
this
frozen
Centinell
returne
to
his
charge
,
and
leave
his
luggage
:
but
hee
clings
to
him
like
the
barke
to
the
tree
;
hee
calls
this
goat-bearded
Groome
his
Amaryllis
,
and
hee
will
love
her
eternally
.
At
last
his
A●…aryllis
(
this
officer
I
mean
)
perswades
him
for
want
of
a
bed
to
take
a
nappe
on
a
bench
till
the
morning
:
but
he
ha's
so
much
wit
as
to
scorne
advice
,
preferring
this
walke
in
his
Gallery
(
for
so
hee
tearmes
it
)
before
the
repose
in
his
pall●…t
.
It
is
a
wonder
with
what
extravagancies
hee
entertaines
his
conducter
:
who
admires
his
l●…arning
,
if
he
were
himselfe
.
By
this
,
the
blinde
Lanthorne
growes
surfoot
,
sleepie
,
and
thirstie
;
along
therefore
with
his
zame
(
like
a
night-roving
Lazarell●…
)
hee
accoasts
a
Taphouse
boldly
,
thumps
stoutly
,
and
by
vertue
of
his
au●…
●…ters
couragiously
.
〈◊〉
a
dozen
quencheth
the
Officious
Salamanders
thirst
,
●…nd
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
●…andring
〈◊〉
t●…
〈◊〉
〈◊〉
;
●…here
hee
is
left
●…o
t●…e
〈◊〉
c●…re
,
or
Drawers
cure
;
P●…r
t●…e
charge
it
is
his
,
if
hi●…
coyn●…
〈◊〉
a●…swere
:
howsoever
,
a
good
〈◊〉
never
sham'd
his
master
.
〈◊〉
●…
word
,
hee
i●…
in
the
Evening
,
what
you
shall
not
finde
him
in
the
Morning
.
Hee
takes
leave
of
th●…
Draw●…r
▪
with
a
solemn●…
salute
〈◊〉
i●…●…e
were
dyi●…g
;
and
so
he
is
,
for
h●…e
〈◊〉
and
dropp●…s
downe
d●…ad
at
the
●…nd
of
a
reckoning
.
22.
A
Xantippean
IS
a
Scold
in
English
.
The
wheele
o●…
her
tongue
goes
with
a
perpetuall
motion
:
yet
she
spits
more
than
she
speakes
:
and
never
spits
but
in
spite
.
Shee
is
never
lesse
at
ease
,
than
when
she
is
quiet
;
nor
better
pleased
,
than
when
the
whole
family
is
displeased
.
Shee
makes
every
place
where
shee
comes
,
an
〈◊〉
,
and
rayles
it
about
at
her
owne
proper
charge
.
She
is
never
at
quiet
but
when
she
is
at
rest
,
nor
at
rest
,
but
when
she
is
sleeping
,
nor
then
neither
;
for
purposely
she
awakes
the
house
with
a
terrible
fit
of
snoring
.
A
Burre
about
the
Moone
is
not
halfe
so
certaine
a
presage
of
a
tempest
,
as
her
Brow
is
of
a
storme
.
L●…urell
,
hauthorne
,
and
Seale-skinne
are
held
preservatives
agai●…st
th●…nder
;
but
no
●…ceite
can
bee
found
so
soveraigne
as
to
still
het
clamour
.
She
makes
such
a
pattring
with
her
lips
,
as
if
she
were
pos●…st
;
and
so
shee
〈◊〉
,
with
the
spirit
of
cont●…ntion
.
She
is
wormewood
in
bed
,
and
a
Chafing-dish
at
boord
.
Shee
cannot
possibly
take
cold
,
for
shee
is
ever
in
a
heat
.
Shee
holds
no
infirmit●…
worse
then
to
be
tongue-●…de
.
She
loves
a
good
bit
but
hates
a
bridle
.
It
is
a
wonder
shee
fell
not
fowle
with
the
Priest
,
when
shee
was
married
.
Many
times
since
hath
she
cursed
him
,
but
hee
feares
no
worfe
.
Methinks
I
see
the
creeping
Snaile
her
husband
,
blesse
him
,
as
if
there
were
Lightning
,
when
hee
comes
in
her
presence
.
Shee
ha's
either
quite
forgot
his
name
,
or
else
shee
likes
it
not
,
which
makes
her
re-baptise
him
with
names
of
her
owne
.
Shee
accoasts
him
with
such
fresh
but
furious
encounters
,
as
he
sneakes
away
from
her
like
a
Tr●…ant
from
his
Master
.
Hee
is
never
more
homely
used
than
at
home
:
so
as
to
comfort
his
cold
stomach
,
and
encourage
him
all
the
better
against
his
next
encounter
,
he
hath
challeng'd
a
pot
of
Ale
to
enter
lists
with
him
in
a
single
combat
.
The
challenge
is
entertained
,
the
field
pitched
,
the
weapons
provided
.
Where
,
though
the
pot
lose
more
blood
,
yet
the
Challenger
gets
the
foile
.
Home
hee
would
goe
,
if
he
could
goe
,
but
he
must
f●…st
learne
to
stand
before
hee
goe
▪
and
so
by
holds
till
hee
crawll
home
.
M●…netime
,
suppose
him
now
〈◊〉
out
his
Indentures
at
le●…gth
▪
obse●…ving
his
recoyles
and
r●…treits
,
and
spen●…ing
halfe
the
night
and
more
in
his
short
Iourney
.
Moone-light
he
needes
not
,
for
hee
hath
a
nose
in
graine
to
guide
him
,
which
,
were
his
eyes
matches
,
would
quickly
fire
him
.
But
see
the
strength
of
imagination
!
While
his
crazie
vessell
is
rowling
homeward
,
a
sudden
panicke
feare
suggests
to
his
phantasie
ever
working
,
the
apparition
of
a
spirit
now
approaching
.
Betwixt
two
wayes
,
perplexed
with
two
mindes
,
he
stands
amazed
;
feare
bids
him
retire
,
and
desire
bids
him
go
on
.
And
so
strange
hath
his
resolution
wrought
with
him
,
as
he
intends
not
onely
to
goe
on
his
way
,
but
to
expostulate
the
case
with
this
imaginarie
Hoblin
that
bids
him
stay
;
and
thus
hee
encounters
it
,
having
first
blessed
him
,
to
make
him
more
suc●…ssive
in
the
conquest
of
it
:
If
tho●…
beest
a
good
spirit
,
thou
wilt
doe
m●…e
no
harme
,
such
is
my
affiance
;
and
if
the
Divell
himselfe
,
thou
hast
●…o
reason
to
doe
mee
harme
,
for
I
married
thy
sister
,
and
claime
thy
alliance
.
But
this
Spirit
in
a
sheete
,
is
presently
transform'd
into
some
sheepe
,
so
as
his
feare
(
if
he
had
so
much
apprehension
left
him
)
is
to
reflect
more
on
his
Spirit
at
home
,
than
this
in
the
way
:
for
this
was
but
seemingly
visible
,
whereas
that
he
goes
to
,
will
prove
personally
sensible
.
Hee
findes
her
asleepe
,
but
muttering
words
of
revenge
:
which
upon
her
awaking
(
and
long
may
it
bee
first
)
shee
makes
shew
of
,
by
grinding
he●…
teeth
,
b●…ting
her
fist
,
and
other
outward
tokens
,
fully
to
execute
.
All
this
while
,
hee
sleepes
soundly
without
rocking
,
till
an
unseasonable
correction
awake
him
.
Now
the
Waspe
is
raised
;
the
horn●…t
roused
.
Sure
hee
is
to
bee
caperclawed
;
Cap
a
pe
,
he
hath
●…o
sence
for
it
.
He
must
beare
it
off
with
he●…d
and
shoulders
,
and
arme
himselfe
with
patience
,
against
all
encounters
.
Every
looke
she
darts
is
a
lash
to
sco●…rge
him
;
Every
Word
she
speaks
is
a
wound
to
g●…ll
him
.
—
Non
vox
hominem
sona●…
,
O
Lea
certe
!
Happy
were
hee
,
if
the
World
were
rid
of
him
,
or
hee
of
her
.
Gladly
would
hee
reclaime
her
without
shame
,
or
disclaime
in
her
his
share
:
But
as
shee
hates
ever
to
admit
of
the
former
,
so
he
despaires
of
the
happi●…es
to
partake
of
the
later
.
Sundry
distract●…d
thoughts
doe
perplexe
him
;
sometimes
hee
thinkes
verily
,
that
this
ill-agremēt
betwixt
them
,
proceds
either
from
some
ceremonie
in
his
marriage
negle●…ted
▪
or
some
circum●…e
or
other
om●…tted
,
or
that
the
ba●…es
of
〈◊〉
were
not
dewly
published
,
or
sure
in
some
point
or
other
they
were
not
rightly
married
.
So
as
,
gladly
would
hee
(
if
the
orders
of
the
Church
would
permit
it
)
bee
remarried
,
to
trie
for
once
a
conclusion
,
if
hee
cou●…d
preuent
his
former
disquiet
,
by
an
old
ma●…riage
new
solemnized
:
but
his
Pastor
smell●…
his
drift
,
and
will
by
no
meanes
condescend
to
so
irregular
a
motion
:
fearing
(
by
all
likelyhood
)
th●…t
when
hee
commes
to
the
giving
of
this
woman
to
this
man
,
he
will
not
take
her
but
leave
her
in
his
owne
hand
.
But
his
indifferencie
little
troubles
her
:
her
onely
feare
is
,
that
shee
cannot
picke
quarrels
enough
to
baste
him
:
which
afflicts
her
above
comparison
.
If
a●…y
one
reprove
her
for
it
,
shee
twitts
them
with
ignorance
,
replying
,
she
knowes
better
than
they
what
is
good
for
him
;
and
she
seconds
her
assertion
with
naturall
reading
.
If
cudgelling
be
usefull
to
the
Walnut
tree
,
to
make
it
fruitfull
,
a
little
correction
seasoned
with
discretion
,
cannot
do
amisse
to
make
her
husband
more
dutifull
.
This
causeth
him
to
resolve
some
times
of
more
violent
conclusions
:
for
hee
thinkes
with
himselfe
,
how
desperate
sores
must
have
desperate
cures
.
He
vowes
therefore
,
to
bring
her
in
all
disgrace
to
the
Cucking-stoole
;
and
shee
vowes
againe
,
to
bring
him
with
all
contempt
to
the
stoole
of
repentance
.
Thus
,
tread
he
never
so
softly
,
this
〈◊〉
will
turne
againe
.
There
is
no
humour
(
so
strangely
is
she
humorous
)
can
affect
her
;
no
conceit
,
how
pregnant
or
present
soever
,
delight
her
;
no
company
,
how
affable
or
sociable
soever
,
content
her
.
Shee
is
apt
to
interpret
what
shee
heares
,
evermore
to
the
worst
sense
.
More
captious
than
capable
of
offence
.
Impatient
of
any
ones
prayse
.
Attentive
to
the
report
of
their
disgrace
.
Onely
●…trong
in
will
,
which
shee
counterpoizeth
with
want
of
worth
.
All
her
neighbours
blesse
them
from
her
:
wishing
this
quotidian
fever
of
her
tongue
cur'd
with
a
raz●…r
.
She
hath
liv'd
to
a
faire
houre
;
for
wheresoe're
she
comes
,
shee
may
have
the
roome
her selfe
.
She
needes
neither
contend
nor
contest
for
priority
of
place
,
nor
precedencie
at
table
,
nor
opinion
in
argument
;
her selfe
serves
for
a
whole
messe
,
for
her
Gossips
have
left
her
.
Well
for
all
this
,
there
is
a
meagre
,
rawbon'd
shrimpe
,
that
dare
and
will
accoast
her
.
He
is
not
one
of
many
words
,
though
she
be
.
But
his
will
is
his
law
;
which
none
can
oppose
,
much
lesse
prevent
,
with
price
,
prayer
,
power
,
or
policie
.
Her
unpeaceable
tong●…
must
now
bee
bound
to
good
behaviour
;
a
lasting
silence
must
charme
it
.
This
her
Neighbours
heare
,
that
shee
is
laid
speechlesse
,
(
which
assures
them
she
cannot
live
long
:
)
to
her
therefore
they
repaire
,
to
performe
the
last
office
of
Christian
charitie
,
and
commend
her
(
with
all
their
hearts
)
to
Earth
,
implying
how
weary
they
were
of
her
company
.
Her
funerall
solemnity
is
the
first
day
of
her
husbands
Iubile
:
for
all
the
wrongs
she
did
him
on
Earth
,
she
ha's
made
him
sufficient
amends
now
by
her
death
.
Howbeit
,
hee
,
on
whom
by
generall
suffrage
of
the
Gods
,
the
golden
Tripode
was
first
bestowed
,
and
to
whom
our
Zantipp●…
was
espoused
,
held
that
currish
opinion
of
Timon
fit
to
bee
exploded
;
who
wish'd
all
Women
suspended
,
blessing
all
such
fruit
,
trees
,
as
were
so
plentifully
stored
:
to
whose
milder
judgement
I
appeale
;
clozing
with
the
Poet.
Curst
bee
the
Tree
which
Timon
23.
A
Yealous
Neighbour
IS
an
E●…ve-dropper
.
He
would
make
an
excellent
Ratcatcher
,
for
hee
is
creeping
and
sneaking
in
every
corner
.
Though
hee
have
no
argument
whereon
to
ground
his
credulous
suspicion
,
his
imagination
suggests
to
▪
him
variety
of
matter
,
which
serves
for
fewell
to
feele
his
distemper
.
The
signe
with
him
is
ever
in
Aries
,
as
hee
is
strongly
conceited
.
The
next
yeare
hee
will
bee
a
high-flyer
,
for
hee
is
this
yeare
a
Brancher
.
Hee
dare
not
for
an
empire
goe
a
hunting
,
lest
his
dogges
take
him
for
Acteon
,
and
so
worry
him
.
His
blood
is
foulely
infected
,
which
a●…yes
him
desperately
with
the
yellowes
.
The
Bird
Galgulus
hath
first
ey'd
him
,
which
makes
him
labour
of
an
incurable
Iaundise
.
Hee
would
pawne
his
estate
for
those
two
rings
of
Giges
and
Hans
Carvile
,
but
the
latter
hee
holds
fitter
for
his
purpose
,
though
the
former
might
make
him
an
invisible
Cuckold
.
Hee
lookes
with
a
meagre
complexion
,
which
discovers
his
inward
infection
.
Hee
feeles
not
a
pimpl●…
in
his
forehead
,
which
publisheth
not
his
fat●…
.
Sometimes
hee
will
expostulate
his
wrongs
himselfe
,
and
say
;
Well
;
what
remedy
?
I
am
neither
the
first
nor
last
;
Patie●…
shall
be
my
plaister
.
M●…ane
time
,
hee
is
as
patient
as
a
Waspe
or
an
Hornet
.
Hee
will
scarce
credit
his
owne
eyes
,
when
he
sees
nothing
but
actions
of
modesty
:
all
which
he
imagins
m●…re
deceptions
of
sight
;
purposely
to
gull
his
ignora●…ce
,
and
guild
s●…
with
a
Saintly
holinesse
.
He
heares
all
that
neighbour
neare
him
,
or
resort
unto
him
,
say
,
They
never
saw
Children
liker
their
father
;
and
〈◊〉
(
replies
he
)
no●…
one
of
them
al
is
like
an
other
.
He
is
a
little
Puritanically
affected
,
the
private
conventicles
hee
affects
not
.
Hee
feedes
his
humour
more
with
sh●…dowes
than
substance
.
Travaile
hee
would
to
the
next
market
towne
,
in
hope
of
profit
;
but
hee
turnes
backe
before
hee
come
halfe
way
there
,
to
take
her
napping
to
his
owne
discredit
.
Hee
is
sometimes
resolved
to
proclaime
his
shame
,
but
hee
feares
by
that
meanes
,
hee
shall
increase
his
shame
,
and
adde
to
the
number
of
her
acquaintance
.
How
like
a
sillie
man
hee
lookes
in
the
presence
of
his
wife
and
a
proper
attendant
?
Wha●…
a
dejected
eye
hee
casts
upon
himselfe
,
and
how
●…lous
he
is
of
this
strangers
Count'nance
?
He
feeles
,
whether
his
eares
go
not
through
his
Night-cappe
;
and
if
his
forehead
beginne
not
to
burgen
.
Hee
bids
his
Apprentice
looke
to
his
foreman
,
and
acquaint
him
with
what
hee
heares
or
sees
.
Hee
calls
the
Shoomaker
impudent
knave
,
for
pulling
on
his
wives
shooe
;
and
offering
to
beate
him
,
wisheth
it
were
his
Last
:
and
that
,
as
hee
is
ever
working
his
owne
ends
,
he
may
have
a
speedy
end
.
Hee
exclaimes
grievously
against
her
Body-maker
,
and
inverting
his
name
,
calles
him
directly
Baud-maker
:
he
vowes
to
strip
his
Corporation
starke
naked
,
and
lash
him
with
Whalebone
.
Hee
buyes
his
wives
gownes
ready
made
,
fearing
(
belike
)
some
false
measure
from
the
Tayler
.
In
her
presence
he
fetcheth
a
deepe
sigh
,
semi-brev'd
in
these
words
:
Well
;
shee
might
bee
honest
,
if
shee
had
so
much
grace
;
I
have
been
held
a
proper
man
in
my
time
.
You
shall
find
him
by
whole
houres
together
eave-dropping
under
his
Lettice
,
or
peeping
through
a
Key-hole
,
purposely
to
take
her
napping
.
Never
man
tooke
more
paines
to
adde
fresh
fuell
to
his
affliction
.
Hee
could
wish
with
all
his
hart
,
that
it
were
enacted
by
the
whole
house
of
Parliament
for
fornication
to
bee
F●…lony
.
He
hath
solemnely
vow'd
,
never
to
take
journey
when
either
the
Signe
is
in
Ari●…s
,
〈◊〉
,
or
Capric●…
.
When
the
Lion
banished
all
hor●…-beasts
his
Court
,
it
was
impossible
for
me
(
saith
he
)
to
turne
Co●…rtier
.
Hee
had
some
smattering
in
the
Elements
of
all
Learning
,
but
hee
ha's
forgot
all
,
and
now
like
a
Tr●…
must
turne
back
to
his
Horne-book●…
.
Thus
he
trifles
out
his
time
in
the
discovery
of
his
owne
sh●…me
.
He
hunts
all
the
day
long
from
chamber
to
chamber
:
and
lest
Locks
or
boults
might
become
a
Supersedeas
to
shield
her
dishonor
,
he
resolves
to
keep
open-●…ouse
to
give
more
ayre
to
his
Larder
,
though
he
suffer
pillage
for
his
labour
.
He
hath
la●…ly
created
a
new
Officer
,
who
every
evening
cryes
,
H●…ng
out
your
La●…thorne
and
Candlelight
maids
;
The
Night
is
darke
,
and
the
entrie
long
;
timely
preventions
is
the
life
of
policy
.
With
his
wife
sleeping
and
waking
he
keepes
diapason
;
he
wakes
till
shee
sleepe
,
lest
she
should
give
him
the
slip
.
His
sleepes
are
shor●…
and
troubled
:
and
when
hee
awakes
,
the
first
thing
hee
does
,
is
seeking
whether
shee
bee
there
or
no.
Hee
lookes
sometimes
as
if
hee
were
affrighted
;
but
it
is
his
owne
〈◊〉
that
haunts
him
:
yet
were
his
wife
all
●…pirit
and
no
substance
,
he
should
be
lesse
affrighted
.
Hee
dare
not
for
a
world
looke
himsel●…e
●…
▪
th
glasse
,
lest
he
should
eye
his
owne
〈◊〉
.
He
holds
that
a
wife
may
●…e
her
husband
o●…e
of
the
strangest
〈◊〉
in
Europe
.
He
〈◊〉
he
could
sustaine
nature
without
sle●…p
,
that
he
might
take
full●…r
view
of
his
wives
nightwo●…ks
.
Hee
is
●…ever
lesse
drunke
with
this
distemper
,
th●…n
when
he
is
distempered
with
liquor
:
and
then
hee
gives
best
opportunitie
,
but
sees
it
not
.
He
hath
but
lately
stept
into
an
office
,
and
that
one
of
the
lowest
in
all
his
Ward
,
yet
hee
verily
thinks
that
the
whole
Ward
holds
him
for
one
of
the
headmen
of
their
Parish
.
Store
of
Bisket
,
W●…fers
and
C●…eawayes
hee
bestowes
at
his
Childs
Christning
,
yet
are
his
cares
nothing
lessned
;
he
is
perswaded
,
that
he
may
eate
his
part
of
this
Babe
,
and
never
breake
his
fast
.
H●…e
presents
himselfe
for
a
Gentleman-Ush●…r
to
his
wife
,
when
her
humour
is
for
taking
the
ayre
:
before
whom
he
walkes
most
pedantically
stoic●…ll
,
yet
with
a
r●…cting
eye
,
lest
some
fiend
should
steale
away
his
Proserpina
.
In
a
word
,
his
yealous
minde
,
and
his
two
suspicious
eyes
are
the
Hesperid●…s
,
his
Wife
the
golden
grove
;
whose
fruit
is
so
mellow
,
as
he
feares
it
will
fall
before
the
time
.
It
is
in
vaine
to
apply
any
receites
to
cure
his
malady
;
no
Vnicornes
horne
can
poss●…bly
helpe
this
poisouous
infection
.
Suspition
once
grounded
,
and
by
continuance
hardned
,
can
scarcely
by
force
of
any
argument
bee
removed
.
For
all
this
,
howsoever
it
fare
with
him
touching
his
r●…ll
estate
,
it
thrives
well
with
him
in
his
p●…onall
;
for
hee
ha's
store
o●…
Cornucopia
.
He
is
by
this
time
as
weary
of
the
world
,
as
his
wife
is
of
him
.
He
would
gladly
leave
it
,
but
there
is
something
hee
so
dotingly
loves
in
it
,
as
he
cannot
find
in
his
heart
to
forgoe
it
,
unlesse
along
with
him
he
might
carry
it
.
He
knowes
how
to
dispose
of
his
goods
,
but
not
of
all
his
moveables
.
He
doubts
another
must
possesse
,
what
hee
enjoyed
with
so
much
care
:
and
jeere
at
his
follies
,
whilest
his
Successour
supplies
his
place
.
Hee
would
articulate
with
his
wife
,
if
hee
had
so
much
hope
in
her
constancy
;
or
opinion
of
his
owne
deserts
,
to
expect
from
her
so
much
loyalty
;
clozing
his
short-liv'd
words
with
these
passionate
interbreaths
;
Nay
surely
,
I
shall
bee
s●…one
forgotten
.
Her
protests
cannot
remove
from
him
this
conceite
;
it
were
to
no
purpose
therfore
for
her
to
promise
what
hee
neither
will
beleeve
,
nor
shee
intends
to
performe
.
His
eyes
now
begin
to
shroud
themselves
in
their
lodges
.
He
hath
by
this
disposed
of
all
things
that
are
in
his
power
,
even
to
that
vessell
of
frailtie
,
his
earth-reverting
body
,
which
(
according
to
his
mind
)
is
to
be
buried
in
some
Cell
,
Roach
,
or
Vault
,
and
in
no
open
place
,
lest
Passengers
(
belike
)
might
stu●…ble
on
his
grave
.
Meate
for
his
funerall
pye
is
shred
,
some
few
ceremoniall
teares
on
his
funerall
pile
are
shed
;
but
the
wormes
are
scarce
entred
his
shroud
,
his
corpse-flowers
not
fully
dead
,
till
this
Yealous
Earth-worme
is
forgot
,
and
another
more
〈◊〉
,
but
lesse
yealous
,
mounted
his
bed
.
24.
A
Zealous
Brother
IS
a
sure
stake
t●…
his
Sist●…r
;
Hee
sets
forth
in
an
Amsterdam
print
his
faith
and
workes
in
two
severall
tomes
,
and
in
two
different
volumes
;
the
fi●…st
in
folio
,
the
latter
in
Decimo
Sexto
.
Hee
is
an
Antip●…s
to
all
Church
government
;
When
shee
feasts
hee
fasts
;
when
shee
fasts
▪
hee
feasts
;
Good-Fryday
is
his
Shrove-Tuesday
;
Hee
commends
this
notable
carnall
caveat
to
his
family
;
Eate
flesh
upon
day●…s
〈◊〉
,
it
is
good
against
Popery
:
He
buyes
a
Blank-Almanack
,
to
set
downe
his
conventi●…le
houres
.
Breach
of
promise
with
the
〈◊〉
,
hee
holds
an
indifferent
err●…r
,
but
with
his
Sister
it
is
piacular
.
T●…ere
is
nothing
so
farre
out
of
tun●…
in
his
●…are
as
Church-musicke
.
He
keeps
a
〈◊〉
quarter
in
his
sinnefull
Syn●…dalls
,
and
denounceth
an
heauie
woe
upon
all
Wakes
,
Summerings
,
and
Rush-bearings
:
preferri●…g
that
Act
,
whereby
Pipers
were
mad●…
〈◊〉
by
Act
of
Parliament
,
before
any
in
all
the
Acts
and
Monuments
.
His
Band
is
a
Diminitive
,
but
his
chol●…r
a
Su●…erlative
,
if
hee
bee
provok'●…
▪
Hee
is
so
〈◊〉
with
i●…spiration
,
as
he
holds
it
a
disti●…sting
of
the
Spirit
to
use
pr●…meditation
.
No
spirit
can
affright
him
so
much
in
any
shape
,
as
in
the
habit
of
a
Sirpecloath
.
Hee
ever
takes
the
Crosse
on
his
left
hand
,
to
avoid
superstition
.
Hee
ha's
bountifull
Benefactours
,
from
whom
hee
receives
weekely
presents
;
and
they
know
his
mind
:
Halfe
Sacrifices
are
abhominable
;
This
faithfull
Family
is
his
Monopoly
;
hee
ha's
ingross'd
them
to
himselfe
;
hee
feedes
on
them
,
while
hee
feedes
them
.
His
frequent
preaching
leaves
him
no
time
to
pray
in
;
He
can
stand
better
than
he
can
〈◊〉
.
Hee
loves
mix●…
societies
,
and
hee
takes
this
from
the
Arke
,
where
there
was
a
Male
and
Female
of
every
kind
.
Hee
avoucheth
,
that
learned
Lilie
most
orthodoxally
proved
the
undoubted
necessity
of
matrimony
in
the
presbytery
,
in
his
declination
of
hic
&
h●…c
sacerd●…s
.
Hee
holds
his
Mother
tongue
to
be
the
Originall
tongue
;
and
in
that
only
he
is
constant
,
for
he
hath
none
to
change
it
withall
.
Hee
wonders
how
Babel
should
have
such
a
confused
variety
of
tongues
,
and
hee
understand
but
one
.
He
never
reades
any
Author
,
lest
hee
should
bee
held
for
an
Apocryphall
P●…stor
.
One
would
take
him
for
an
incessant
Student
by
his
pale
visage
and
enfeebled
body
;
but
the
bent
of
his
studies
intends
more
the
practick
than
Theorick
.
Hee
is
seldome
or
never
constant
to
those
Tenets
he
holds
:
which
proving
for
most
part
scarce
Orthodoxall
,
doe
usually
convent
him
:
which
makes
him
grow
in
great
request
with
the
purely-ignorant
.
Hee
holds
all
Bonds
bearing
date
at
Lammasse
,
Michaelmasse
,
Candlemasse
,
or
any
Masse
whatsoever
,
to
be
frustrate
and
of
no
effect
;
but
by
changing
masse
into
tide
,
they
become
of
full
force
and
vertue
.
Mattins
and
U●…spers
hee
holds
two
dangerous
words
;
hee
loves
not
to
heare
of
the●…
.
He
maintaines
equality
in
Presbytery
;
but
if
the
necessity
of
time
be
such
,
as
a
Superintendent
bee
requisite
,
his
zealous
followers
hold
none
si●…ter
to
supply
that
place
than
hi●…selfe
.
For
the
decision
of
al
doubts
,
difficulties
,
and
differences
hee
makes
a
private
family
his
revestry
.
Whatsoever
tends
to
the
doctrine
of
mortification
,
hee
holds
for
Romish
:
abstinence
therefore
he
avoucheth
to
be
an
error
newly
crept
into
the
Church
;
but
if
you
put
this
Inter
gatorie
to
him
,
in
what
time
it
crept
,
this
weaklyread
Depone●…t
knoweth
not
.
No
season
through
all
the
yeere
accounts
hee
more
subject
to
abhomination
than
Bartholomew
faire
:
Their
Drums
,
Hobbihorses
,
Rattles
,
Babies
,
Ie●…trumps
,
nay
Pigs●…nd
●…nd
all
are
wholly
I●…daicall
.
The
very
Booths
are
Brothells
of
iniquity
,
and
distinguished
by
the
stampe
of
the
Beast
.
Yet
under
favour
,
hee
will
authorize
his
Sister
to
eate
of
that
uncleane
and
irruminating
bea●…t
,
a
Pig
,
provided
,
that
this
Pig
bee
fat
,
and
that
himselfe
or
some
other
zealous
Bro●…her
accompanie
her
:
and
all
this
is
held
for
authentick
and
canonicall
.
Though
hee
seeme
all
spirit
,
yet
during
his
beeing
in
this
Tabernacle
of
clay
,
he
holds
it
fitting
to
have
a
little
relish
of
the
flesh
.
He
preferres
the
union
of
bodies
before
the
union
of
minds
;
and
he
holds
no
unity
worse
than
churchconformity
.
Hee
conceives
more
inveterate
hate
towards
the
Church
of
Rome
,
than
the
temple
of
Mecha
:
and
could
finde
with
all
his
heart
rather
to
embrace
the
traditions
of
the
latter
,
than
submit
to
the
discipline
of
the
former
.
His
devotion
consists
rather
in
elevation
of
the
eye
,
than
bending
of
the
knee
.
In
his
extemporall
Se●…mons
hee
is
a
sonne
of
thunder
,
denouncing
terror
,
but
seldome
hope
of
favour
to
the
●…jected
si●…ner
.
This
desperate
〈◊〉
hee
continues
,
and
holds
them
till
night
,
and
then
leaves
them
Children
of
darkenesse
.
Hee
thumps
a
pulpit
pittifully
,
as
if
hee
were
angry
;
but
if
hee
be
,
it
is
with
those
onely
that
come
short
in
their
oblations
.
He
baptizeth
his
Children
with
Scripture-names
;
wherein
onely
hee
shewes
the
depth
of
his
reading
.
Yet
in
these
hee
mistakes
miserably
,
for
want
of
E●…ymology
;
taking
AMAN
for
AMON
,
DIANA
for
DINA
.
He
holds
one
probable
Tenet
constantly
;
That
there
are
no
walking
Spirits
on
earth
;
and
yet
he
finds
a
terrible
one
at
home
:
which
all
his
Divinity
cannot
conjure
.
This
hath
made
him
sometimes
,
to
have
a
months
mind
to
go
for
Virginia
,
to
save
soules
:
till
hee
right
wisely
considered
,
how
the
enterprise
was
full
of
perill
,
and
that
hee
wanted
materialls
to
defray
the
charge
of
his
Travell
.
Of
all
Sects
of
Philosophers
,
he
cannot
endure
to
heare
of
the
Academicks
;
for
he
never
came
amongst
them
.
Of
all
metals
,
hee
hates
Latin
:
for
hee
hath
heard
how
it
was
sometimes
the
Roman
tongue
;
and
that
cannot
chuse
but
be
Schismaticall
.
He
feares
no
shot
so
much
as
that
of
the
Canon
;
for
it
injoynes
him
to
that
which
he
most
hates
,
Conformity
.
Hee
would
beyond
Sea
,
but
his
Duck
will
not
swimme
over
with
him
:
which
makes
him
peremptorily
conclude
;
Shee
is
better
fed
than
ta●…ght
.
Hee
was
once
in
election
to
have
beene
a
Vice-verger
in
Amsterdam
,
but
he
wanted
an
audible
voice
.
Howsoever
,
hee
is
holden
a
great
Rabbi
amongst
his
Brethren
,
whose
weakenesse
hee
strengthens
with
perillous
paradoxes
:
which
when
hee
comes
to
explaine
,
hee
as
littl●…
understands
as
his
amazed
hearers
.
He
was
pleased
sometime
to
make
so
bold
with
affaires
of
State
,
Church-government
,
with
otherlike
Subjects
farre
above
his
verge
,
as
a
late
asthma
ha's
taken
him
,
and
restrain'd
him
to
a
perpetuall
silence
.
This
makes
his
illiterate
brutes
to
double
their
pensions
for
his
maintenance
;
and
to
idolize
him
the
more
,
because
taken
notice
of
by
the
State
.
And
now
hee
is
altogether
for
his
privat
Lectures
;
where
he
vents
such
unauthenticke
stuffe
,
as
it
proves
pregnantly
from
what
spirit
it
comes
.
Hee
now
takes
time
to
intend
controversies
,
which
he
secretly
commenceth
amongst
his
owne
Familists
,
against
the
Communion
Book
and
Book
of
common
Prayer
.
Anthems
and
Versicles
he
holds
papisticall
;
sundry
other
●…xceptions
hee
finds
no
lesse
criminall
.
But
these
quarrels
become
Conv●…ntuall
,
and
he
must
answer
them
.
In
the
end
,
the
contemptiblenesse
of
his
person
,
with
the
weakenesse
of
his
fortunes
,
rid
him
out
a
bryers
:
while
now
,
after
so
many
alterations
in
matters
of
religion
,
he
purposeth
to
have
some
little
bartring
with
the
world
,
be●…ore
he
goe
out
of
it
,
lest
his
poore
progeny
curse
him
that
ever
he
came
in
it
.
But
truth
is
,
he
shewes
the
necessity
of
his
〈◊〉
in
nothing
so
much
as
in
w●…nt
,
which
onely
makes
him
out
of
love
with
the
world
,
and
gives
him
the
true
marke
of
a
Schol●…r
.
Some
he
hath
to
provide
for
,
if
hee
knew
how
:
but
hee
must
leave
them
,
being
abj●…cts
through
poverty
,
objects
of
charity
;
yet
ha's
he
no
great
reason
to
expect
that
his
broode
should
partake
of
those
good
workes
now
after
his
death
,
which
hee
could
never
endure
to
heare
so
much
as
commended
all
his
life
.
By
this
our
C●…rnelius
is
become
Tacitus
,
since
hee
dropt
into
his
bathing-tubbe
,
where
hee
left
his
haire
,
and
lost
his
honour
:
since
which
time
,
he
is
quite
falne
off
from
his
zeal●…us
Br●…threns
favour
:
for
the
dampe
of
his
life
hath
so
darkened
the
light
of
his
doctrine
,
as
now
for
want
of
audience
,
hee
may
save
himselfe
a
labour
.
Thus
reft
of
friends
,
fortune
,
health
and
libertie
,
hee
clozeth
his
Evening
Lecture
with
a
senselesse
Lethargie
.
There
is
nothing
now
that
troubles
him
so
much
in
his
sicknesse
,
as
that
the
Bells
shall
ring
for
him
after
his
death
.
Which
to
prevent
,
hee
hath
taken
course
with
his
Executour
to
give
the
Sexto●…
nothing
;
purposely
to
put
the
Bel●…rey
to
●…ilence
▪
Some
〈◊〉
hee
hath
of
his
owne
,
who
howle
not
so
much
that
hee
s●…ould
leave
them
,
as
that
nothing
is
left
them
.
&c
IS
the
most
notorious
Knave
2.
If
Nick
Ballader
contract
Bully
Purser
,
to
get
him
a
base
booty
from
a
Ninny
new●…om'd
forth
a
Countrey
.
3.
If
he
abuse
forraine
States
,
4.
If
he
sharke
where
hee
hath
5.
If
hee
vent
base
ware
with
6.
If
he
ra●…nge
without
his
7.
If
he
professe
himselfe
honest
,
8.
If
o●…r
H●…spitall-man
pretend
9.
If
our
I●…yler
tyrannize
over
Ten●…nt
▪
and
triumph
in
his
miserie
.
10.
If
the
Keeper
neglect
his
11.
If
she
wash
her
skinne
,
but
12.
If
he
set
too
high
a
stamp
13.
If
our
〈◊〉
halt
betwixt
14.
If
to
save
his
provender
,
he
15.
If
hee
furnish
his
Poster
16.
If
what
hee
collects
in
the
17.
If
hee
out-brave
his
best
18.
If
he
row
without
feare
to
19.
If
hee
travaile
to
novellize
20.
If
to
enrich
his
retchlesse
21.
If
hee
drinke
till
he
rore
,
22.
If
hee
scold
till
shee
scare
23.
If
hee
proclaime
himselfe
a
24.
If
his
hollow
heart
display
If
so
or
so
,
know
,
that
such
an
one
is
an
A
perse
A
for
knavery
;
whose
Comick
beginning
shall
cloze
his
dying
Act
with
a
Tragick
Catastrophe
.
So
good
night
to
all
the
foure
and
twenty
.
FINIS
.