The Contention between Liberality and Prodigality

THE CONTENTION betweene Liberalitie and Prodigalitie .

SCENE I. Enter Vanitie solus , all in feathers . IN words , to make description of my name , My nature or conditions , were but vaine , Sith this attire so plainely shewes the same , As shewed cannot be in words more plaine . For lo , thus round about in feathers dight , Doth plainely figure mine inconstancie , As feathers , light of minde , of wit as light , Subiected still to mutabilitie . And for to paint me forth more properly , Behold each feather decked gorgeously , With colours strange in such varietie , As plainely pictures perfect Vanitie . And so I am to put you out of doubt , Euen Vanitie wholly , within , without , In head , in heart , in all parts round about : But whence I come , and why I hither come , And vpon whom I dayly do attend , In briefe , to shew you in a little summe , My speciall meaning is , and so an end . I came from Fortune , my most soueraigne dame , Amongst whose chiefest seruants I am one , Fortune that earthly goddesse great of name , To whome all suites I doe preferre alone , She minding in this place forthwith t' appeare , In her most gorgeous pompe , and Princely port , Sends me to see all things in Presence here , Prepar'd and furnisht in the brauest sort . Here will she mount this stately sumptuous throne , As she is wont to heare each mans desire : And who so winnes her fauour by his mone , May haue of her , the thing he doth require . And yet another Dame there is , her enemie , 'Twixt whom remaines continuall emulation ; Vertue , who , in respect of Fortunes soueraignety , Is held , God wot , of simple reputation : Yet hither comes ( poore soule ) in her degree , This other seate halfe forced to supplie : But 'twixt their states , what difference will be , Your selues shall iudge , and witnesse when you see : Therefore I must goe decke vp handsomly , What best beseemes Dame Fortunes dignitie . Exit .

SCENE II. Enter Prodigalitie , Postilion , Hoste . Prod. Postilion , stay , thou drugst on like an Asse . Lo , here 's an Inne , which I cannot well passe : Here will we bayte , and rest our selues a while . Post. Why sir , you haue to goe but sixe small mile . The way is faire , the moone shines very bright , Best now goe on , and then rest for all night . Prod. Tush , Postil . faire or foule , or farre or neere , My wearie bones must needes be rested here . Post. T is but a paltry Inne , there 's no good cheare : Yet shall you pay for all things passing deare . Prod.

I care not for all that : I loue mine ease .

Post.

Well , Sir , a Gods name then , doe what you please ?

Prod.

Knock then at the gate .

Post. Ho , who 's at home ? rip , rap . hostler , chamberlaine , tapster . Ho , take in Gentlemen . rip , rap . knaue , slaue , host , hostis , ho . What , is there none that answeres ? Tout a la mort ? Sir , you must make entrance at some other port : For here s no passage . Prod. No ? let mee come , I le knock a little harder . Here must I inne , for sure I will no farder : rip , rap , rap , rap .

Ho , who dwelles here ? rip , rap , rap . I le call on the women another while . Ho Butter-wench , Dairy-mayd , Nurse , Laundresse , Cook , host , hostis , any body , ho ?

Host.

Whostere ?

Prod.

Vp , sir , with a horse night-cap : what , are ye all in a drunken dreame ? can ye not heare ?

Post.

Not a word more : hee is fast asleepe againe , I feare : what ho ?

Host.

How now ?

Prod.

How now ? now the deuill take thee . Can calling , nor knocking , nor nothing awake thee ?

Host.

Now sir , what lacke ye ?

Prod.

Lodging .

Host.

What are you ?

Post.

Gentlemen : seest thou not ?

Host.

Whence come ye ?

Prod.

What skils that ? open the gate .

Host. Nay , soft a while , I am not wont so late To take in ghests ; I like ye not : away . Prod. Nay , stay awhile , mine host , I pray thee stay , Open the gate , I pray thee heartily , And what we take , we will pay thee royally . Host.

And would ye haue lodging then ?

Prod.

Yea rather then my life .

Host.

Then stay a while , i le first goe aske my wife .

Prod. Nay , nay , send her rather to me : If she be a pretty wench , we shall soone agree . Post.

Now a bots on him and his wife both for me .

Host.

Then you would haue lodging , belike sir ?

Prod.

Yea , I pray thee come quickly .

Host.

What 's your name , and please you ?

Prod.

Prodigalitie .

Host.

And will you indeed spend lustily ?

Prod.

Yea that I will .

Host.

And take that ye finde , patiently ?

Prod.

What els ?

Host.

And pay what I aske , willingly ?

Prod.

Yea , all reckonings , vnreasonably .

Host.

Well , goe to , for this once I am content to receyue ye : come on , sir , I dare say , you are almost wearie .

Prod.

Thou maist sweare it .

SCENE III . Enter Vertue and Equity . Vertue . Oh most vnhappie state , of rechlesse humane kinde ! Oh dangerous race of man , vnwitty , fond , and blinde ! Oh wretched worldlings , subiect to all misery , When fortune is the proppe of your prosperitie ! Can you so soone forget , that you haue learn'd of yore , The graue diuine precepts , the sacred wholsome lore , That wise Philosophers , with painefull industry Had written and pronounst , for mans felicitie ? Whilome hath bin taught that fortunes hold is tickle , She beares a double face , disguised , false , and fickle , Full fraughted with all sleights , she playeth on the pack , On whom she smileth most , she turneth most to wracke . The time hath bin , when vertue had the soueraignety Of greatest price , and plaste in chiefest dignity : But topsie-turuy now , the world is turn'd about : Proud Fortune is preferd , poore Vertue cleane thrust out : Manssence so dulled is , so all things come to passe , Aboue the massy gold , t' esteeme the brittle glasse . Equity . Madam , haue patience , dame Vertue must sustaine , Vntill the heauenly powers doe otherwise ordaine . Ver. Equity , for my part , I enuy not her state , Nor yet mislike the meannesse of my simple rate . But what the heauens assigne , that doe I still thinke best : My fame was neuer yet , by Fortunes frowne opprest : Here therefore will I rest , in this my homely bowre , With patience to abide the stormes of euery showre . Exit .

SCENE IIII . Enter Tenacity and Vanity . Ten. By gogs bones , these old stumps are starke tyred . Ch aue here round about for life conquired , Where any posting nags were to be hired , And can get none , would they were all vyred . Cham come too late for money , I hold a penny , Sutors to Vortune there are so many ; And all for money , I hill gage a round summe : Money 's gone before Tenacity come : Then am I drest euen to my vtter shame : A foole returnd , like as a foole I came . Ch am sure ch haue come , vorty miles and twenty , With all these bags you see , and wallets empty : But when ch aue sude to Vortune vine and deynty , Ich hope to vill them vp with money plenty : But here is one of whom ich will conquire , Whilk way che might attaine to my desire . God speed , my zonne . Van.

What , father Croust , whither post you so fast ?

Ten. Nay , bur lady zonne , ich can make no haste : Vor che may say to thee , ch am tyred cleane . Van.

More shame for you , to keepe your asse so leane : But whither goe you now ?

Ten.

To a goodly Lady , whom they call her , Vortune .

Van.

And wherefore ?

Ten.

For mony , zonne , but iche veare che come too late .

Van. Indeed it seemeth by thy beggers state , Thou hast need of mony , but let me heare , How or by whome think'st thou to get this geare ? Ten.

I hil speake her vaire , I hill make lowe cursie .

Van.

That 's somewhat , but how wilt thou come at her ?

Ten. Bur Lady , zonne , zest true , there lies the matter . I hil make some friend . Van.

Whome ?

Ten.

Some man of hers that neere her doth attend .

Van.

Who is that ?

Ten. Ich know not , I hud that vnqueere of thee : And therefore if thou knowest , tell it me . Van. What , in such haste forsooth , so suddenly , And so good cheape , without reward or fee ? Ten. Poore men , deare zonne , must craue of courtesie : Get I once mony , thou shalt rewarded be . Van.

Goe to then , i 'le tell thee : his name is Vanitie .

Ten.

And where is a ?

Van. No more adoe , aske but for Vanitie , Reward him well , hee 'le helpe thee to mony . Ten.

But where ?

Va.

Why here in this place : this is Lady Fortunes palace .

Ten. Is this ? Ah goodly Lord , how gay it is ! Now hope I sure of mony not to misse . So law , my zonne , ich will goe rest my selfe a while , And come againe . Van. Do so . Now sure this Coystrell makes me smile , To see his greedy gaping thus for gayne , First hardly got , then kept with harder payne , As you e're long by proofe shall see full plaine . Exit . Ten.

This is mine old Inne , here I hill knock . Holla ho .

Host.

What Royster haue we there that rappeth so ?

Post.

How now , sirra , what lacke you ?

Ten.

Lodging .

Post.

Lodging ? there is none : all is full .

Ten.

How so ?

Post.

Tane vp by Gentlemen long ago .

Ten.

Let me yet haue some roome for mine asse .

Post.

Asinus super asinum , volitate ad furcas .

Host.

Who is that thou pratest there-withall ?

Post. Looke forth and see , a lubber , fat , great , and tall , Vpon a tyred asse , bare , short , and small . Host. O ho , 't is Tenacity my old acquaintance , And to my wife of neere alliance . Father Tenacity ! Ten.

Mine Host , God speed : how do you ? Take in , Ostler .

Ostler .

Anon , sir .

Host.

Chamberlaine , waite vpon my kinred here .

Chamberl.

Well , sir .

SCENE V. Enter Money and Vanity .

The Song . Money . AS light as a fly , In pleasant iollitie : With mirth and melodie , Sing money , money , money . Money , the minion , the spring of all ioy , Money , the medicine that heales each annoy , Money , the lewell that man keepes in store , Money , the Idoll that women adore . That money am I , the fountaine of blisse , Whereof who so tasteth , doth neuer amisse . Money , money , money : Sing money , money , money . Van.

What , Money , sing you so lustily ?

Mon. I haue none other cause : who would not sing merily , Being as I am , in such felicity , The God of this world , so mightie of power , As makes men , and marres men , and al in an houre ? Yea where I am , is all prosperitie , And where I want , is nought but miserie . Van. Money saith reason , for so doth it fare , Money makes masteries , old prouerbs declare . But , Money , Of Fortune our soueraigne dame , What newes ? Mon. Marry sir , of purpose I hither came , To let thee know she will forth-with be here : And loe , alreadie see she doth appeare . Van. T is true ; now must I shew my diligence . Downe Ladies , stowpe , do your reuerence .

SCENE VI. Enter Fortune in her Chariot drawne with Kings .

The Song . REuerence , due reuerence , faire dames do reuerence , Vnto this Goddesse great do humble reuerence : Do humble reuerence . Fortune of worldly state the gouernesse , Fortune of mans delight the Mistresse , Fortune of earthly blisse the patronesse , Fortune the spring of ioy and happinesse : Lo , this is she , with twinkling of her eie , That misers can aduance to dignity , And Princes turne to misers miserie . Reuerence , due reuerence . Fortune . Report hath spread , that Vertue here in place Arriued is , her silly court to hold : And therefore I am come with faster pace , T encounter her , whose countenance is so bold . I doubt not , but by this my pompous shew , By vestures wrought with gold so gorgeously , By reuerence done to me of high and lowe , By all these ornaments of brauerie , By this my trayne that now attends me so , By Kings that hale my Chariot to and fro , Fortune is knowne the Queene of al renowne , That makes , that marres , sets vp , and throwes adowne . Well is it knowne , what contrary effects , Twixt Fortune and dame Vertue hath beene wrought : How still I her contemne , she me reiects ; I her despise , she setteth me at nought : So as great warres are growne for soueraignty , And strife as great , twixt vs for victorie . Now is the time of triall to be had , The place appoynted , eke in present here : So as the trueth to all sorts , good and bad , More cleere then light , shall presently appeare . It shall be seene , what Fortunes power can doe , When Vertue shall be forst to yeeld thereto . It shall be seene when Vertue cannot bide , But shrinke for shame , her silly face to hide . Then Fortune shall aduance her selfe before All harmes to helpe , all losses to restore . But why do I my selfe thus long restrayne , From executing this I do entend ? Time posts away , and words they be but vaine , For deedes ( indeed ) our quarrell now must end . Therefore in place I will no longer stay , But to my stately throne my selfe conuay . Reuerence , due reuerence , &c.

ACT II.

SCENE I. Enter Liberalitie . HOw seldome is it seene , that Vertue is regarded , Or men of vertuous sort , for vertuous deeds rewarded ? So wonts the world to pamper those that nought deserue , Whiles such as merit best , without reliefe do sterue . Great imperfections are in some of greatest skill , That colours can discerne , white from blacke , good from ill . O blind affects of men , how are you led awry , To leaue assured good , to like frayle Vanity ! If some of Vertues traine , for Prince and Countries good , To shew their faithfull hearts , shall hazard life and blood , And guerdonlesse depart , without their due reward , Small is th' encouragement , th' example verie hard . Where any well deserue , and are rewarded well , There Prince and people both , in safety sure do dwell . Where he that truly serues , hath nothing for his paine , More hearts are lost , then pecks of gold can ransome home agayne . Let States therefore that wish to maintayne stately dignity , Seeke to acquaint themselues with Liberalitie : For that is it which winnes the subiects faithfull loue , Which faithfull loue , all harmes from them and theirs remoue . Liberalitie am I , Vertues Steward heere , Who for the vertuous sort , do nothing hold too deere . But few to Vertue seeke , all sorts to Fortune flye , There seeking to maintaine their chiefe prosperity . But whoso markes the end , shall be enforst to say , O Fortune , thou art blind : let Vertue lead the way . But who comes here ? It seemeth old Tenacitie . I must away ; for contraries cannot agree . Exit .

SCENE II. Enter Tenacitie . Ten. Well , since che see there is none other boote , Ch ill now take paines to goe the rest afoote : For Brocke mine Asse is saddle-pincht full sore , And so am I , euen here : Ch ill say no more . But yet I must my businesse well apply , For which ich came , that is , to get mony . Chos told that this is Lady Vortunes place : C hil goe boldly to her , that 's a vlat case ; Vor if che speed not now at this first glaunce , Ch am zure to be dasht quite out of countenance By certaine lustie gallone lads hereby , Seeking Vortunes fauour as well as I . Oh knew I where to finde Mast Fanity , Vortunes seruant . Of mine honesty , Looke where he comes in time as fine and trim , As if che held him all this while by the chin .

SCENE III . Vanity and Tenacitie . Van.

T is he in deed : what say you to him ?

Ten.

Marry sir , ch am now come for mony .

Van.

For mony man ? what , still so hastily ?

Ten. Yoo by gisse , sir , t is high time che vore ye , Ch am averd another will ha' te afore me . Van.

Why so ? who is it thou fearest ? tell me .

Ten.

Marry sir , they call him Mast Prodigality .

Van. Prodigality , is it true ? yong , wastfull , roysting Prodigality , To encounter old , sparing , couetous niggard , Tenacity ! Sure such a match as needs must yeeld vs sport : Therefore vntill the time that Prodigalitie resort , I le entertaine this Croust , with some deuice . Well , father , to be sped of money with a trice , What will you giue me ? Ten. Cha vore thee , sonne , do rid me quickly hence , Ch ill giue thee a vaire peece of threehalpence . Van.

Indeed ?

Ten.

Here 's my hand .

Van. Now , sir , in sooth you offer so bountifully , As needs you must be vs'd accordingly . But tell me , know you him that commeth here ? Ten. Cocks 〈◊〉 , t is Prodigality , t is he I did feare . Ch am afraid che may goe whistle now for money . Van. Tush man , be of good cheare , I warrant thee , He speedeth best , that best rewardeth me .

SCENE IIII . Enter Prodigalitie , Vanitie , Tenacitie , Hoste , Fortune , and Money . Host.

Sir , Now your reckoning is made euen , i le trust no more .

Prod.

No .

Host.

No , sure .

Prod. Set cock on hoope then : by some meanes , good or bad , There is no remedie but money must be had . By the body of an Oxe , behold here this Asse , Will be my familiar , wheresoeuer I passe . Why , goodman Croust , tell me , is there no nay , But where I goe , you must forestall my way ? Ten.

By gogs flesh and his flounders , sir , che hope the Queenes highway is free for euery man , for thee as me , for me as thee , for poore Tenacity , as for proud Prodigality ; Ch ill go in the Queenes peace about my businesse .

Prod.

This way ?

Ten.

Yea .

Prod.

To whom ?

Ten.

To Vortune my mustrisse .

Prod.

Wherefore ?

Ten.

That 's no matter to you .

Prod. No matter , sir ? but by your Croustship , ere you goe , T is a plaine case , Prodigality will know : And therefore be round , come of , and tell me quickly . Ten.

And thou 'dst so vaine know , che goe for money .

Prod. Out vpon thee , villaine , traitour , theefe , pickpurse , Thou penurious knaue , caterpiller , and what 's worse ? Hast thou heard me say , that for money I went , And couldst thou creep so closely my purpose to preuent ? By the life I liue , thou shalt die the death . Where shall I first begin ? aboue or beneath ? Say thy prayers , slaue . Van. How now , my friends , what needs this variance ? Money comes not by force , money comes by chance : And sith at one instant , you both seeke for money , Appeale both to Fortune , and then shall you trie , Whether eyther or neyther may hit to haue money . Prod. Gentleman , you say well , I know not your name , But indeed for that purpose to Fortune I came ; For furtherance whereof if I might obtaine Your friendly help , I would quite your paine . Ten.

I am your old acquaintance , sir , remember me .

Van. Thee , quoth a , for thy large offers I may not forget thee . You be both my friends , and therefore , indifferently , I will commend you both to Fortunes curtesie . Ladie most bright , renowmed goddesse faire , Vnto thy stately throne , here doe repaire Two suiters of two seuerall qualities , And qualities indeed that be meere contraries ; That one is called , wastefull Prodigality ; That other cleaped , couetous Tenacity ; Both at once vnto your royall maiestie , Most humbly make their suites for money . Fortune .

Let 's heare what they can say .

Prod. Diuine Goddesse , behold , with all humilitie , For money I appeale vnto thy deitie ; Which in high honour of thy maiestie , I meane to spend abroad most plentifully . Ten. Sweet mustrisse , graunt to poore Tenacity , The keeping of this golden darling money : Ch ill vow to thee , so long as life shall dure , Vnder strong locke and key , I hil keep him vast & sure , Van. Nay , pleaseth then your pleasant fantasie , To heare them plead in musicall harmonie ? For.

It liketh me .

Pro.

None better .

Ten. Well , though my singing be but homely , Ch ill sing and spring to , e're ch ud lose money . Van. Well , to it a Gods name , let saying goe than , And eche sing for himselfe the best he can .

The Song . Prod. THe Princely heart , that freely spends , Relieues full many a thousand more , He getteth praise , he gaineth friends , And peoples loue procures therefore . But pinching fist , that spareth all , Of due reliefe the needy robs , Nought can be caught , where nought doth fall , There comes no good of greedie Cobs : This issue therefore doe I make , The best deseruer draw the stake . Ten. WHilst thou dost spend with friend and foe , At home che hold the plough by 'th taile : Che dig , che delue , che zet , che zow , Che mow , che reape , che ply my flaile . A paire of dice is thy delight , Thou liu'st for most part by the spoile : I truely labour day and night , To get my liuing by my toile : Ch ill therefore sure , this issue make , The best deseruer draw the stake .

Van.

Hola , satis disputatum .

Ten. Nay , by my fathers soule , friend , now ch aue one begun , Lett 'ym too 't , che passe not when che done . Prod. Lo , Lady , you haue heard our reasons both exprest , And thereby are resolu'd , I hope , who merits best . For. Dame Fortune dealeth not by merit , but by chance : He hath it but by hap , whom Fortune doth aduance ; And of his hap as he hath small assurance : So in his hap likewise is small continuance . Therefore at a venture , my deare sonne Money , I doe commit you vnto Prodigalitie . Ten. To Prodigality ? ah poore Money , I pittie thee ; Continuall vnrest must be thy destinie : Ech day , ech houre , yea , euery minute tost , Like to a tennis ball , from piller to post . Money .

I am where I like .

Ten. And is there then no other remedy ? Must poore Tenacity put vp the iniury ? Van.

Your time is not yet come .

Ten.

When will it come , trow yee ?

Van.

At the next turning water happely .

Ten. And che wist that , Ch ud the more quietly depart , And keepe therewhile a hungry hoping heart . How sayest thou vrend Fanitie ? Van.

No doubt but t is best .

Ten.

Then varewell to all at once .

Exit . Prod. Good night , and good rest . And now will I likewise with my sweete Money , Go hunt abroad for some good company . Vanitie , for thy paines I wil not greaze thy fist , Peltingly with two or three crownes : but when thou list , Come boldly vnto Prodigalities chist , And take what thou wilt , it 's euer open . Van.

I thanke you , sir , t is honourably spoken .

Prod. Yet ere I go , with song of ioyfulnesse , Let me to Fortune shew my thankefulnesse .

The Song . Et Exeunt . THou that dost guide the world by thy direction , Vers to Fortune . Thou that dost conquer states to thy subiection , Thou that dost keepe each King in thy correction , Thou that preseruest all in thy protection , For all thy gifts , vnto thy maiestie , I yeeld both thanks and praise immortally : To mightie Fortune , &c. SWeet Money , the minion that sayles with all winds , Vers to Money . Sweet Money , the minstrell that makes merry minds , Sweet Money , that gables of bondage vnbindes , Sweet Money , that maintaines all sports of all kinds , This is that sweete Money , that rules like a King , And makes me all prayses of Money to sing . Exeunt .

ACT III .

SCENE I. Enter Dandaline the Hostesse . Dan. NOw Ifaith ye little peeuish harlotrie , I le one day make you spit your meate more handsomly . By my truth truly , had I not come in the rather , She had laid me to the fire , the loyne of veale and Capon both together , Not waying , ( like an vnwitty gyrlish mother ) That the one would aske more rosting then the other ; So that either the Veale had beene left starke raw , Or else the Capon burnt , and so not worth a straw ; And that had beene pittie : for I assure you at a word , A better bird , a fairer bird , a finer bird , A sweeter bird , a yonger bird , a tenderer bird , A daintier bird , a crisper bird , a more delicate bird , Was there neuer set vpon any Gentlemans board . But I lack my ghests , that should pay for this geere : And sure my mind giues me , I should finde them here , Two of mine acquaintance , familiar growne , The third to me yet a Gentleman vnknowne , More then by hearesay , that he is fresh and lustie , Full of money , and by name Prodigalitie . Now , sir , to linke him sure to his Hostis Dandaline , Dandaline must prouide to haue all things verie fine . And therefore alreadie it is definitum , The Gentleman shall want nothing may please his appetitum . And because most meates vnsawced , are motiues to drouth , He shall haue a Lemman to moysten his mouth , A Lymon I meane , no Lemman I trow : Take heed , my faire maides , you take me not so : For though I goe not as graue as my Grandmother , Yet I haue honestie as well as another . But hush , now shall I heare some newes .

SCENE . II. Enter Tom Tosse , Dicke Dicer , and Dandelyne . Dick . Fellow Tomkin , I thinke this world is made of flint ; Ther 's neyther money , nor wares , worth money in 't . Tom. Hold thy peace Dicke , it cannot still keepe at this stint : We are now lighted vpon such a mynt , As follow it well , I dare warrant thee , Thy turne shall be serued in euery degree . Dand.

Dick boy , mine owne boy , how dost thou ? what cheare ?

Dick .

What Dandeline mine Hostis , what make you here ?

Dand.

I came of purpose to enquire for thee .

Dick .

And I came of purpose to seeke Prodigalitie .

Dand.

What , he you told me of ? indeed is it he ?

Dick .

I of my fidelitie .

Dand. A good boy of mine honestie . But when come ye ? Dick .

As soone as I can finde him .

Dand. Seek him , good Dick , and find him speedily : For this I assure ye , your Supper is readie . Dick .

Goo home before , make all things very fine .

Dand.

I will , farewell .

Dick .

Farewell .

Dand.

Farewell to Tomkin too .

Tom.

Farewell , sweet Dandeline .

Dand.

But heare yee ? bring him .

Dick .

Who ?

Dand.

Tush a Gods name , you know who I meane , the Gentleman .

Dick .

Goe to , goe to .

Dandaline exit . Dick .

Tom , now to the purpose where first we began .

Tom.

Cast care away , Dick , I le make thee a man .

Dick . A gospell in thy mouth , Tom , for it neuer went worse . Master money hath left me neuer a penny in my purse . Tom.

'T will be better , Dicke , shalt see very shortly .

Dick . I pray thee tell me , is this braue Prodigalitie , So full of money as he is said to be ? Tom.

Full quotha ? he is too full , I promise thee .

Dick .

And will he lash it out so lustily ?

Tom.

Exceedingly , vnreasonably , vnmeasureably .

Dick . Then may such mates as we that be so bare , Hope some way or other to catch a share . Tom. Assure thy selfe that : but whist , he commeth here : Let 's entertaine him with familiar chere . Dick .

In order then brauely .

SCENE III . Enter Prodigality , Money , Tom Tosse , and Dicke Dicer . Prod.

How is t , my sweet Money , shal we be lustie now ?

Money .

Be as lustie as you will , I le be as lustie as you .

Prod. Who lacks money hoo , who lacks money ? But aske and haue , money , money , money . Dick . Sir , here be they that care not for your money , So much as for your merrie company . Prod.

And company is it I seeke assuredly .

Tom. Then here be companions to fit your fantasie , And at all assayes to answere your desire : To goe , to runne , to stay , to doe , as you require . Prod. What can I wish more ? well then , I pray , What sports , what pastimes shall we first assay ? Tom. Marrie first , sir , we both pray you hartily , To take a poore supper with vs here hard by , Where we will determine by common consent , What pastimes are fittest , for vs to frequent . Prod.

I graunt .

Dick . Then if you please , with some sweet roysting harmony , Let vs begin the vtas of our iollitie . Prod.

Thou hitst my hand pat . Mony , what saist thou ?

Mony .

I say , that I like it : goe to it , I pray you .

Prod.

Shall I begin ?

Mony .

Yea .

Prod. Then surely shall it be , To thee , for thee , and in honour of thee .

The Song . Sweet mony the minion , that sayles with all windes , Sweet mony the minstrill , that makes merry mindes . Exeunt . flie goldknops .

SCENE IIII . Enter Liberalitie . Lib. The more a man with vertuous dealing doth himselfe invre , The lesse with worldly businesse , he is molested sure , Which maketh proofe , that as turmoyles still tosse the worldly minde : So mindes exempt from worldly toyle , desired quiet finde . And chiefly where the life is led in vertuous exercise , There is no toyle , but ease , and contentation to the wise : But what account , how sleight regard , is had of vertue here , By actions on this worldly stage , most plainely doth appeare . Men see without most iust desert , of vertue nought is got , To Fortune therefore flie they still , that giueth all by lot ; And finding Fortunes gifts , so pleasant , sweet and sauery , They build thereon , as if they should endure perpetually . But this is sure , and that most sure , that Fortune is vnsure , Her selfe most fraile , her giftes as fraile , subiect to euery shewre : And in the end , who buildeth most vpon her suerty , Shall finde himselfe cast headlong downe , to depth of miserie . Then hauing felt the crafty sleights of Fortunes fickle traine , Is forst to seeke by vertues aid , to be relieu'd againe . This is the end , runne how he list , thus man of force must doe , Vnlesse his life be cleane cut off , this man must come vnto : In time therefore man might doe well , to care for his estate , Lest letted by extremity , repentance come too late .

SCENE V. Enter Liberalitie and Captaine Wel-don . Cap. Sir , I beseech you speak a good word for me to the Prince , That by her letters , I may be commended to some Prouince , Where seruice is to be had , either there to die with fame , Or els to get me somewhat , whereon to liue without shame : For begge I cannot , and steale I may not , the truth is so ; But need doth make , the Prouerbe saith , th' old wife to trot for woe . Yet whom starke need doth pinch , at length the diuel driues to go : Therefore , I beseech you , pittie his extremity , That would not make this sute without necessity . Lib.

Who be you , my friend ?

Cap. By birth a Gentleman , by profession a souldier , Who , though I say it , in all our Soueraignes warre , With hazard of my blood and life , haue gone as farre , As haply some others , whole fortunes haue bin better : But I in seruice yet , could neuer be a getter , Ne can I impute it but to mine owne destiny : For well I know , the Prince is full of liberalitie , Lib.

What is your name , sir ?

Cap.

My name is , Wel-don .

Lib.

Are you Captaine Wel-don ?

Cap.

Though vnworthy , sir , I beare that name .

Lib. Giue me your hand , Captaine Wel-don , for your fame , In feates of Armes , and seruice of your Country , I haue heard oft , you haue deserued greatly : Therefore thinke this , that as you merit much , So the consideration thereof shall be such , As duely doth pertaine to your desert . Trust me , the Prince her selfe , vnmoued of my part , Your dutifull seruice hath specially regarded , And expresly commaunds that it be well rewarded : Wherefore you shall not need to seeke seruice abroad . I exhort you at home still to make your aboade : That if in this realme occasion of warres be offered , You and others your like may be employed . Cap.

My dutie binds me to obey .

Lib. Then for this time you shall not need to stay . As for your cause I will remember it , And see it holpen too as shall be fit . Captaine Weldon exit .

SCENE VI. Enter Liberalitie and a Courtier . Lib. Truely , if I should not haue care of this mans necessity , I should both swerue from vertue and from honesty . Court .

Sir , I humbly beseech you help to preferre my suite .

Lib.

What is it ?

Court .

There is an office falne , which I would gladly execute .

Lib.

Who be you ?

Court .

A seruant here in Court .

Lib.

Doe you serue the Prince ?

Court .

No and please you .

Lib.

Whom then ?

Court .

A noble man neere about her Maiesty .

Lib.

In what degree .

Court .

Forsooth , sir , as his Secretarie .

Lib.

How long haue you serued ?

Court .

A yeare or twaine .

Lib. And would you so soone be preferred ? In troth , my friend , I would be glad , as I may , To doe you any good : but this I say , Who seekes by vertue , preferment to attaine ; In vertuous proceeding must take more paine , Then can be well taken in a yeere or twaine : For time giues experience of euery mans deeds , And ech man by merit accordingly speeds . Goe forward , my friend , in vertue with diligence , And time , for your seruice , shall yeeld you recompence . Your Lord and Master is very honourable , And him in your sutes you shall finde fauourable : And as for my part , as earst I did say , I neuer will hinder , where further I may . Let this for this time be your answere . Court .

Sir , with my boldnesse , I beseech you to beare .

Lib. God be with you . Some men deserue , and yet doe want their due ; Some men againe , on small deserts doe sue , It therefore standeth Princes Officers in hand , The state of euery man rightly to vnderstand , That so by ballance of equality , Ech man may haue his hire accordingly . Wel , since dame vertue , vnto me , doth charge of many things refer , I must goe doe that best beseemes a faithfull officer . Exit .

ACT IIII .

SCENE I. Enter Money . Money . Libertie , libertie , now I cry libertie : Catch me againe when you can , Prodigalitie . Neuer was there poore soule so cruelly handled : I was at the first , like a Cockney dandled , Stroakt on the head , kist and well cherished , And so thought surely I should haue continued : But now how my case is altered suddenly ; You would not beleeue , vnlesse you saw it apparantly . Ifaith since ye saw me , I haue bin turmoyled From post to piller : see how I am spoyled . The villaines among them prouided the roft , But Money was forced to pay for the cost , Both of their feasting , and of their chamber cheere , Yea in euery place , they haue fleec't me so neere , He a fleece and she a fleece ; that nothing could I keepe , But glad to runne away like a new shorne sheepe . And though I haue bin pinched very neere , I am glad to see you in good health euery one here : And now I haue escaped the traiterous treachery Of such a thriftlesse Roysting company , To my mother in haste againe I will get me , And keepe at home safely : from thence let them fet me .

SCENE II. Enter Vanitie and Money . Van.

What , master Money , how goeth the world with you ?

Money .

Looke but vpon me , thou maist quickly iudge how .

Van.

Why , where the vengeance , where the diuel hast thou bin ? Among brambles , or bryers , or spirits sure , I weene .

Money . Both weene it , and wot it , I haue past a wildernesse Of most mischieuous and miserable distresse ; Sharpe brambles , sharpe bryers , and terrible scratchers , Beares , Wolues , Apes , Lyons , most rauening snatchers , Thornes , thistles , and nettles most horrible stingers , Rauens , grypes , and gryphons , oh vengible wringers , Yea through my whole passage such damnable sights , As I cannot but iudge them most damnable sprites . Van.

Hah , hah , ha , ha .

Money .

Laugh ye , my friend ? It is no laughing toy .

Van.

But who did guide you in this laborinth of 〈◊〉

Money . Who sir ? your minion sir , 〈◊〉 , The Captaine elected of all roysting knauery , He will be hang'd , I warrant him shortly . Van.

Hah , hah , ha , ha .

Money .

Yet goe to , laugh on .

Van.

Are you not a cuck , cuck-cold ?

Money . I may be indeed , my clothes be but thin , And therefore I will euen goe get me in , That Fortune my mother may cloth me anew . Exit . Van. Doe so , you had need so , I may say to you . Now sure it is a world of worlds to see , How all the world inclines to Vanitie : Men seeke at first , that is but Vanitie , And lose at last that was but Vanitie , And yet continue still to follow Vanitie , As though it were a thing of certaintie : And I that beare the name of Vanitie , And see the worlds exceeding vanitie , In following so the tracks of vanitie , Doe triumph still amid my Empery , And laugh at their simplicity , That will be so misse-led by Vanitie , But who is this ? oh I know him , a scholer of our traine , T is Hob a clunch , that comes for money againe .

SCENE III . Enter Tenacitie , Vanitie , Fortune , and . Money . Ten.

God speed , Mast Fanitie .

Van.

Wocum , Mast Tenacitie .

Ten.

Sur , ch am come once againe vor money .

Van.

So me thinks .

Tin .

Shal s be sped now at length trow ye ?

Van. I cannot tell ye , t is hard to say ; Peraduenture yea , peraduenture nay . Ten.

How so man ?

Van.

I feare me you will spend him too fast away .

Ten. Hoh , hoh , ho , ho , dost thou veare , that friend Fanitie ? Shalt not need man , Ch ill keepe him safe , che warrant thee . Oh that chad him in my clouches , shoudst see I tro , Whether Ch ud keepe him vast and safe or no . I pray thee , good sweet Mast Fanitie , Speake one good word for poore Tenacity . Van.

And dost thou indeed so well loue money ?

Ten.

Doe my wiues Bees at home , thinkst thou , loue honey ?

Van.

What wouldst thou doe with it ?

Ten.

Chud chud , chud , chud .

Van.

Chud , chud , what chud ?

Ten.

Chud doe no harme at all .

Van. No , nor much good ( I thinke ) to great nor small . But well , put case I procure thee to speed , You will remember your promise that I shall be fee'd . Ten.

Gods vast , man , yea Ch ill doe it , ch ill doe it .

Van. Stand there a while and wayte . Bright goddesse , behold here againe Tenacity , That humbly makes his sute to haue money . Money . For money ? ho there : money findes himselfe well : Money now hath no liking from Fortune to dwell . Van.

In vanum laborauerunt , come .

Ten. Now good soote , hony , vaire , golden mustresse , Let poore Tenacitie taste of thy goodnesse : Thee che honour , thee che serue , thee che reuerence , And in thy help , che put my whole confidence . For.

Money , you must goe to him , there is no remedy .

Money .

Yea , and be vs'd as before with Prodigalitie .

Ten. Let Prodigalitie goe to the gallowes tree : Why man , he and I are cleane contrary ? I chill coll thee , ch ill cusse thee . Money .

So did he .

Ten.

Ch ill saue thee , ch ill spare thee , ch ill keepe thee from wasting .

Money . So did not he . Goe to then , seeing that my mothers will is such , To put it in aduenture I may not grutch . Ten. Oh , my sweeting , my darling , my chewel , my ioy . My pleasure , my treasure , mine owne prettie boy . Mon.

How now ? what meane you by this , Tenacitie ?

Ten. Oh , forbid me not to kisse my sweete Money . Varewell , Vortune : and Vortune , che thanke thee alway . Come on , surra , ch ill make you vast , bum vay . Mon.

What with ropes ? what needes that ?

Ten.

Vor veare of robbing by the high way . La , mi , fa , sol , fa , sol , mi , fa , re , mi .

Here Tenacity goeth to the lane for his Asse . Exit .

SCENE IIII . Enter Prodigalitie , Dicke Dicer , Vanitie , and Tom Tosse. Prod. O monstrous vile filthie lucke ! see , in the twinkling of an eye , Scarce knowing which way , I haue quite lost my Money . Dick .

Out of all doubt , Prodigalitie , he is not gone yonder way .

Prod. Then seeke some other course , make here no stay : He must be found out , there is no remedie . Thou knowest in what pickle we stand without Money . Dick . Why sure , Prodigality , it can be no other , But he is returned to Fortune his mother . Prod. Thinkest thou so ? Thou , Fortune , hearest thou ? by faire meanes I aduise thee , Restore my Money to me agane , deale plainely and wisely : Or by this sharpe-edge sword , shalt see me play a proud part . For I will haue him againe , in spite of thy hart . Van.

Whome haue we there , that keepeth such a coyle ?

Prod.

Euen he that will not put vp such a foyle .

Van.

What 's the matter ?

Prod. Vanitie , to that dame thy mistris commend me Tell her , tell her , it doth not a little offend me , To haue my money in such great despight , Taken so from me , without any right . What though it were once her owne proper gift ? Yet giuen , 't is mine owne , there is no other shift . Therefore charge her in the name of Prodigality , That he be restor'd to me incontinently , Lest she repent it . Van. These be sore and cruell threatnings , marry . Is your haste so great , that by no meanes you may tarry ? Prod.

I will not tarry , and therefore make haste .

Van. Soft , sir , a little , there is no time past . You may tarry , you must tarry , for ought as I know : Nay , then you shall tarry , whether you wil or no . Exit . Dick .

Swounds , sir , he mocks you .

Prod. Gibe not with me , you hoorson raskall slaue , For money I come , and money will I haue . Sirra , Vanity , Vanity . What , Vanity ? Speake and be hang'd , Vanity . What wil't not be ? Dick .

What a prodigious knaue , what a slaue is this ?

Prod. Fortune , fine Fortune , you , minion , if ye be wife , Bethinke ye betimes , take better advise : Restore vnto me my money quietly , Else looke for warres : Vanity , Fortune , Vanity . Dick .

Sir , you see it booteth not .

Prod. It is but my ill lucke . Now the diuell and his damme giue them both sucke . What may we doe ? what counsell giu'st thou , Dicke ? Dick . Marry , sir , be rul'd by me , I le shew you a tricke , How you may haue him quickly . Prod.

As how ?

Dick .

Scale the walles , in at the window , by force fet him .

Prod. None better infaith , fetch a ladder , and I will set him . Fortune , thou iniurious dame , thou shalt not by this villanie , Haue cause to triumph ouer Prodigality . Why speakst thou not , why speakst thou not , I say ? Thy silence doth but breede thine owne hurt and decay . Dick .

Here is a ladder .

Here Prod. scaleth . Fortune claps a halter about his neck , he breaketh the halter & falles . Prod.

Set it to .

Prod.

Swounds , helpe , Dick : helpe quickly , or I am choakt .

Dick .

God a mercie good halter , or els you had beene yoakt .

Prod. O thou vile , ill-fauoured , crow-troden , pye-pecked 〈◊〉 ! Thou abominable , blinde , foule filth , is this thy wont , First , maliciously to spoyle men of their good , And then by subtill sleights thus to seeke their blood ? I abhorre thee , I defie thee , wheresoeuer I go , I doe proclaime my selfe thy mortall foe . Tom Tosse.

Newes , Prodigality , newes .

Dick .

Good , and God will .

Prod.

What newes , Tom ?

Tom.

I haue met with money .

Prod.

Where ?

Tom. Marry sir , he is going into a strange countrie , With an old chuffe called Tenacity . Prod.

Tenacity ? is that Tinkers boudget so full of audacity ?

Tom.

T is true ,

Prod.

May we not ouertake him ?

Tom.

Yes , easily with good horses ,

Prod.

Let 's go then for Gods sake , wee 'le catch him in a trap .

Dick and Tom.

Go , we will go with you , what euer shall hap ,

SCENE V. Enter Vanity , and Fortune . Van. O rotten rope , that thou must be so brittle ! Hadst thou but happened to haue held a little , I had taught my princocks against another time , So to presume dame Fortunes bowre to clime . To make such a scape , his hap was very good . Well , he scaped faire , I sweare by the rood : But will you haue me say my fantasie , Quod differtur , non aufertur . For assuredly The Gentleman will neuer hold himselfe quiet , Till once more he come to taste of this dyet . Marke the end . For.

Vanitie ?

Van.

Madam .

For.

Is this Royster gone !

Van.

Yea , Madam , he is gone .

For. Then get thee anon , And cause my attendants to come away , For here as now I will no longer stay , But prosecute this foe of mine so fast , By mischiefes all I may , that at the last , He shall arriue vnto a wretched end , And with repentance learne how to offend A goddesse of my state and dignitie . Van.

Lady , to do your will , I hasten willingly .

Vanitie exit . Come downe . For. Dame Fortunes power , her most exceeding might , Is knowne by this as an vndoubted thing : Since here most plainely hath appear'd in sight , How all the world doth hang vpon her wing , How hie and low , of all states and degrees , Doe rise and fall againe as she decrees . Then let not Vertue thinke it scorne to yeeld , To Fortune chiefe of power , chiefe soueraignety : Sith Fortune here by proofe hath wonne the field , Subdude her foes , and got the victorie : For as she list to fauour , els to frowne , She hoyseth vp , or headlong hurleth downe . Van. Madam , here are your vassals ready prest , To doe the thing that Fortune liketh best . For. Well then , come on , to witnes this our victorie , Depart we hence with sound of fame triumphantly . Reuerence , due reuerence .

ACT V.

SCENE I. Enter Prodigalitie , Money , Tom Dicke . Prod. Come on , my bulchin , come on , my fat fat ox . Come porkeling , come on , come prettie twattox . Why will it not be ? yet faster a cursie . This Gentleman of late is waxen so pursie , As at euery lands end he seeketh to rest him . How thinke ye ? hath not Tenacity trimly drest him ? Money . Prodigalitie , if thou lou'st me , let vs here stay : For sure I can doe no more then I may . I am out of breath as weary as a dog , He falles downe vpon his elbow . Tom.

A luskish lubber , as fat as a hogge .

Prod.

Come vp , gentle Money , wee may not here stay .

Money . I must needes , Prodigalitie , there is no nay : For if I should stirre me one inch from the ground , I thinke I shall die , sure , or fall in a sound . Prod.

Then must you be drawne .

Mony . Drawne , or hang'd , all is one : For I cannot stirre me , my breath is cleane gone . Prod.

How like ye this grossum corpus , so mightily growne ?

Tom.

I like him the better , that he is your owne .

Dick . A more monstrous beast , a beast more vnweldie , Since first I was borne , yet neuer beheld I . Prod. Indeed the hooreson is waxen somewhat too fat : But we will finde medicines to remedie that . Tom. Sir , let me but haue him a little in cure , To put my poore practise of Phisicke in vre , And I dare warrant ye with a purgation or twaine , I le quickly rid him out of all his paine . Prod.

I thinke a glister were better .

Dick .

Nay , rather a suppositorie .

Tom.

Nay then , what say you to letting of blood ?

Dick . I thinke that some of these should doe him good . Aske the Phisicion . Money .

Prodigalitie .

Prod.

Hoo .

Money .

I am sicke .

Prod.

Where , man ?

Money . Faith , here , in my belly . It swelles , I assure ye , out of all measure . Prod.

Take heed it grow not to a Timpany .

Money .

And if it doe , what is the danger then ?

Prod.

A consumption .

Money .

A consumption , marrie , God forbid , man .

Tom. What thinke you now of Tenacitie ? Was he your friend or your foe ? Money . Ah , that wretch Tenacitie hath brought mee to all this woe , 'T was he indeed that sought to destroy me , In that he would neuer vse to employ me : But Prodigalitie , sweet Prodigalitie , Help to prouide some present remedie : Let me not be thus miserably spilt , Ease me of this , and vse me as thou wilt . Yet had I rather liue in state bare and thin , Then in this monstrous plight that now I am in : So fatty , so foggy , so out of all measure , That in my selfe , I take no kind of pleasure . Prod.

Why , rise vp then quickly , and let vs be gone .

Money .

Friends , you must help me . I cannot rise alone .

Dick . Come on , my sweet Money , we must haue a meane , To turne this foggy fat , to a finer leane , Money .

The sooner the better .

Tom. Nay , Money , doubt not , but by sweat or by vomit , I warrant thee boy , shortly thou shalt be rid from it . Prod. Rid , quotha , if shauing , or boxing , or cowring , Or noynting , or scraping , or purging , or blood letting , Or rubbing , or paring , or chafing , or fretting , Or ought else will rid it , he shall want no ridding . Come on , Money , let 's be iogging .

SCENE II. The Constables make hue and cry . Con.

Theeues , neighbors , theeues , come forth , beset the country .

Prod.

Harke , list a while , what might this clamour be ?

Dick . Zwounds , we are vndone , Prodigalitie , The Constables come after with hue and cry . Tom.

O Cerberus , what shall we doe ?

Prod.

Stand backe , lie close , and let them passe by .

Const. Theeues , theeues ! O vile ! O detestable deed ! Theeues , neighbours : come forth , away , abroad with speed . Host.

Where dwell these Constables ?

Const.

Why ? what 's the matter , friend , I pray ?

Host. Why , theeues man , I tell thee , come away . Theeues I faith , wife , my scull , my Iacke , my browne bill . Const.

Come away quickly .

Host. Dick , Tom , Will , ye hoorsons , make ye all ready , and haste apace after . But let me heare , how stands the case ? Const. Marrie , sir , here-by , not farre from this place , A plaine simple man ryding on his Asse , Meaning home to his Country in Gods peace to passe , By certaine Roysters most furious and mad , Is spoyled and robbed of all that he had . And yet not contented , when they had his money , But the villaynes haue also murderd him most cruelly . Host.

Good God for his mercy !

Const. It was my hap to come then present by him , And found him dead , with twenty wounds vpon him . Host.

But what became of them ?

Const.

They fled this way .

Host. Then , neighbour , let vs here no longer stay , But hence and lay the countrey round about . They shall be quickly found , I haue no doubt . Constable goes in .

SCENE III . Enter Vertue , and Equitie , with other attendants . Vert. My Lords , you see how far this worldly state peruerted is , From good declinde , enclined still to follow things amisse . You see but verie few , that make of Vertue any price : You see all sorts with hungry willes , run headlong into vice . Equit. We see it oft , we sorrow much , and hartily lament , That of himselfe , man should not haue a better gouernment . Ver. The verie beasts that be deuoyd of reason , dul & dumbe , By nature learne to shun those things , wherof their hurt may come . If man were then but as a beast , onely by nature taught , He would also by nature learne , to shun what things are naught . But man with reason is indude , he reason hath for stay , Which reason should restraine his will , from going much astray . Equit. Madam , t is true : Where reason rules , there is the golden meane . Ver. But most men stoope to stubborne will , Which conquereth reason cleane . Equit. And Will againe to fancie yeelds , Which twaine be speciall guides , That traine a man to treade ill pathes , Where ease and pleasure bides . Ver.

No ease , no pleasure , can be good , that is not got with paines .

Equit. That is the cause from Vertues loue , Mans fancy still refraines . Vert. And paines , I thinke , they feele likewise , That vnto vice doe bend . Equit. They feele , no doubt : but yet such paines Come not before the end . Ver.

I grieue for man , that man should be , of ill attempts so faine .

Equit.

Grieue not for that , euill tasted once , turnes him to good againe .

Ver. Then will I take a chearefull mind , Vnpleasant thoughts expell , And cares for man commit to them , That in the heauens doe dwell . Equit. Do so , deare Madam , I beseech you most heartily , And recreate your selfe before you goe hence , with some sweet melody .

THE SONG . IF pleasure be the only thing , That man doth seeke so much : Chiefe pleasures rest , where vertue rules : No pleasure can be such . Though Vertues wayes be very streight , Her rocks be hard to clime : Yet such as doe aspire thereto , Enioy all ioyes in time . Plaine is the passage vnto vice , The gappes lye wide to ill : To them that wade through lewdnes lake , The Ise is broken still . This therefore is the difference , The passage first seemes hard : To vertues traine : but then most sweet , As length is their reward . To those againe that follow vise , The way is faire and plaine : But fading pleasures in the end , Are bought with fasting paine . If pleasure be the only thing , &c.

SCENE IIII . Enter Vertue , Equity , Liberality , Money , and the Sherife . Vert.

Now my Lords , I see no cause , but that depart we may .

Equit.

Madam , to that shall like you best , we willingly obay .

Lib.

Yes , Lady , stay awhile , and heare of strange aduentures .

Ver.

Of what aduentures tell you ? let vs know .

Lib.

Master Sherife , of that is happened , doe you make shew .

Sherif . Then may it please you , the effect is this : There is a certaine Royster , named Prodigalitie , That long about this towne hath ruffled in great iolitie , A man long suspected of very lewd behauiour , Yet standing euer so high in Fortunes fauour , As neuer till now , he could be bewrayed , Of any offence , that to him might be layed : Now wanting ( belike ) his wonted brauery , He thought to supplie it , by murther and robbery . Equit.

By murther and robbery ?

Sherif .

Yea , sure .

Ver.

How ?

Sherif . This gallant , I tell you , with other lewd franions , Such as himselfe , vnthrifty companions , In most cruell sort , by the high way side , Assaulted a countrie man , as he homewards did ride , Robbed him , and spoiled him of all that they might , And lastly , bereau'd him of his life out-right . Ver.

O horrible fact !

Sherif . The country hereupon rais'd hue & cry streightway : He is apprehended , his fellowes fled away : I supplying , though vnworthy , for this yere , The place of an Officer , and Sherife of the shiere , To my Princes vse , haue seyzed on his mony , And bring you the same , according to my duty : Praying , the party may haue the law with speed , That others may be terrified from so foule a deed . Ver. So horrible a fact can hardly plead for fauour : Therefore goe you , Equity , examine more diligently , The maner of this outragious robbery : And as the same , by examination shall appeare , Due iustice may be done in presence here . Equit.

It shall be done , Madam .

Sherif . Then , Madam , I pray you , appoint some Officer to take the mony , That I may returne againe with Equity . Ver.

Let it be deliuered to my steward Liberality .

Exeunt . Lib.

What , Mony ? how come you to be so fat and foggy ?

Mony .

Surely , sir , by the old chuffe , that miser Tenacity .

Lib.

How so ?

Money . He would neuer let me abroad to goe , But lockt me vp in coffers , or in bags bound me fast , That like a Bore in a stie , he fed me at last . Thus Tenacitie did spoile me , for want of exercise : But Prodigalitie , cleane contrarywise , Did tosse me , and fleece me , so bare and so thinne , That he left nothing on me , but very bone and skinne . Lib. Well , Mony , will you bide with him that can deuise , To rid you and keepe you from these extremities ? Money .

Who is that ?

Lib.

Euen my selfe , Liberalitie .

Money . Sir , I like you well , and therefore willingly , I am contented with you to remaine , So as you protect me from the other twaine , Lib. I warrant thee . First , from thy bands I le set thee free , And after , thy sickenes cured shall be , Money .

Thanks and obedience I yeeld , & vow to Liberalitie .

Exit . Enter Captaine Wel-don . Cap. My Lord , according to your appointment and will , I come to attend your pleasure . Lib.

Haue you brought your bill ?

Cap.

Yea , my Lord .

Lib. Giue it me . I le be your meane vnto the Prince , that it may dispatched be : The while take here , these hundred crownes to releeue ye . Cap.

God saue the Queene , and God saue Liberalitie .

2. Suiter . Sir , I haue long serued the Prince at great expence , And long haue I bin promised a recompence : I beseech you consider of me . Lib.

What , doe you serue without fee ?

2. Suit .

Yea truely , sir .

Lib.

Hold , pray for the Queene .

2. Suit . It shal be my prayer day and night truely . God saue the Queene , and God saue Liberalitie . 3. Suiter . Now , good my Lord , vouchsafe of your charitie , To cast here aside your pittifull eye , Vpon a poore souldier , naked and needy , That in the Queenes warres was maimed , as you see . Lib.

Where haue you serued ?

3. Suit .

In Fraunce , in Flaunders : but in Ireland most .

Lib.

Vnder whom ?

3. Suit .

Vnder Captaine Wel-don .

Cap.

He was my souldier , indeed sir , vntill he lost his legge .

Lib.

Hold , pray for the Queene .

3. Suit .

God saue the Queene , and God saue Liberalitie .

SCENE V. Enter Tipstaues , Liberality , Equity , Sherife , Clerks , Cryer , Prodigality , and the Iudge . Tip. Roome , my Masters , giue place , stand by . Sir , Equity hath sent me to let you vnderstand , That hither he will resort out of hand , To sit vpon the arraignement of Prodigality . Lib.

In good time .

Tip.

Behold , he comes .

Lib.

Now , Equity , how falles the matter out ?

Equit. That Prodigality is guiltie of the fact , no doubt , And therefore for furtherance of Iustice effectually , My Lord the Iudge comes to sit vpon him presently : Wherein we craue your assistance . Lib.

I le wayte vpon you .

Tip.

Roome , my masters , roome for my Lord : stand by .

The Iudge placed , and the Clerkes vnder him . Iudge .

Call for the prisoner .

Clerk .

Make an oyes , cryer .

Cryer .

Oyes , oyes , oyes !

Clerk .

Sherife of Middlesex .

Cryer .

Repeat , Sherife , &c.

Clerk .

Bring forth the prisoner .

Cryer .

Bring , &c.

Clerk .

Prodigalitie .

Cryer .

Prodigalitie .

Clerk .

Paine of the perill shall fall thereon .

Cryer .

Paine of , &c.

Sherif .

Here , sir .

Clerk .

Prodigality , hold vp thy hand .

Thou art indited here by the name of Prodigality , for that thou , the fourth day of February , in the three & fortie yeere of the prosperous raigne of Elizabeth our dread Soueraigne , by the grace of God , of England , France , and Ireland Queene , defender of the faith , &c. together with two other malefactors yet vnknowne , at High-gate in the County of Middle sex afore said , didst felloniously take from one Tenacity of the parish of Pancridge yeoman , in the said County , one thousand pounds of gold and siluer starling : And also , how thy selfe , the said Prodigalitie ; with a sword , price twenty shillings , then and there cruelly didst giue the saide Tenacitie vpon the head , one mortall wound , whereof hee is now dead , contrarie to the Queenes peace , her , Crowne and dignitie .

Iudge .

How saist thou , Prodigalitie , to this robberie , felonie , and murther ? art thou guiltie , or not guiltie ?

Prod.

My Lord , I beseech you , graunt me councell to plead my cause .

Iudg.

That may not be , it standeth not with our lawes .

Prod.

Then , good my Lord , let me some respite take .

Iudg. Neyther may that be : thus doth the inditement lie , Thou art accus'd of murther , and of robberie , To which thou must now answere presently , Whether thou be thereof guiltie or not guiltie . Prod. Well , since there is no other remedie , And that my fact falles out so apparantly , I will confesse , that in deed I am guilty , Most humbly appealing to the Princes mercy . Iudg. Then what canst thou say for thy selfe , Prodigalitie , That according to the law thou shouldst not die ? Prod.

Nothing , my Lord : but still appeale to the Princes mercy .

Iudg.

Then hearken to thy iudgement .

Thou , Prodigalitie , by that name haste bin indited and arraigned here , of a robbery , murther , and felonie , against the lawes committed by thee : the inditement whereof being read vnto thee here , thou confessest thy selfe to be guilty therein : whereupon I iudge thee , to be had from hence , to the place thou camst fro , and from thence to the place of execution , there to be hangd till thou be dead . God haue mercy on thee .

Prod.

My Lord , I most humbly beseech you to heare mee .

Iudg.

Say on .

Prod. I confesse , I haue runne a wanton wicked race , Which now hath brought me to this wofull wretched case : I am heartily sorrie , and with teares doe lament My former lewd , and vile misgouernment . I finde the brittle stay of trustlesse Fortunes state . My heart now thirsteth after Vertue , all too late : Yet good my Lord , of pittie condiscend , To be a meane for him , that meaneth to amend . The Prince is mercifull , of whose great mercy , Full many haue largely tasted already : Which makes me appeale thereto more boldly . Iudg. Prodigalitie , I not mislike your wailefull disposition , And therefore , for you to the Prince , there shall be made Petition , That though your punishment be not fully remitted , Yet in some part , it may be qualified . Prod.

God saue your life .

Vertue , Equitie , Liberalitie , Iudge , and all come downe before the Queene , and after reuerence made , Vertue speaketh .

THE EPILOGVE . MOst mightie Queene , yonder I sate in place , Presenting shew of chiefest dignitie ; Here prostrate , lo , before your Princely grace , I shew my selfe , such as I ought to be , Your humble vassall , subiect to your will , With feare and loue , your Grace to reuerence still .

FINIS .