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 The ile of guls. As it hath been often playd in the blacke Fryars, by the Children of the Reuels. VVritten by Iohn Day. Day, John, 1574-1640? [64] p. And are to bee sold by Iohn Hodgets in Paules Church-yard, Imprinted at London : 1606. 1606

Partly in verse.

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A variant of the edition with "printed for Iohn Trundle" in imprint.

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THE I LE OF GVLS .

As it hath been often playd in the blacke Fryars , by the Children of the Reuels .

Written by Iohn Day .

Imprinted at London , and are to bee sold by Iohn Hodgets in Paules Church-yard . 1606 .

The I le of Gulls .
. Enter seuerally 3. Gentlemen , as to see a play . 1

HOw now gallants , what i st ? what i st ?

2

The I le of Gulls .

3

The I le of Gulls , what should that be ?

2

A play by the name , but come shal s quarter our selues ?

1

If some had had the wit to doe so in time , they might ha saude the hangman a labour . But come boy , furnish vs with stooles .

Enter Prologue . Prol.

Pardon me sir , my office is to speake a Prologue , not to prouide you stooles .

1

And you were the Epilogue to sir -

2

Fie be not inciuill : dost heare youth , prethe what s he that discouerd your new found Land , the I le of Gulls ? what is hee ?

Prol.

A meere stranger sir .

3

A stranger ? the better welcome : comes hee East-ward , West-ward , or North-ward hoe ?

Prol.

None of the three waies I assure you .

1

Prethe where is he ?

Prol.

Not on his knees in a corner , to Apollo praying that his play may hold in a good hand at Passadge , not on the stage amongst gallants , preparing a bespoke Plaudite ; but close in his studie writing hard , to get him a handsome suite against Sommer .

2

And where sits his friends ? hath he not a prepard company of gallants , to aplaud his iests , and grace out his play .

Prol.

None I protest : Doe Poets vse to bespeake their Auditory .

2

The best in grace doe , and but for that , some that I know , had neuer had their grace in Poetry till this day .

Prol.

Then must our Author looke for a certaine disgrace , for he is altogether vnfurnisht of such a friendly audience .

1

Then he must lay his tryall vpon God and good wits . But why doth he call his play The I le of Gulls , it begets much expectation .

Prol.

Not out of any dogged disposition , not that it figures a 〈…〉 certaine state , or priuate gouernment : farre be that supposition from the thought of any indifferent Auditor : and the argument beeing a little string or Riuolet , drawne from the full streine of the right worthy Gentleman , Sir Phillip Sydneys well knowne Archadea , confirmes it : onely a Duke to make tryall of certaine experiments , retyres with his retinue into a Namelesse desart . Now as well for fashion sake , as that all those which haue to doe in that desart , are guld in the reach of their hopes , therefore hee calls it , ( and as hee presumes , not improperlie ) The I le of Gulls .

1

Out a question he hath promised thee some fee , thou pleadest so hard for him , but and he be a right Poet hee will neuer performe it . But what method obserues hee in his play , i st any thing Criticall ? Are Lawyers fees , and Cittizens wiues laid open in it : I loue to heare vice anotomizd , & abuse let blood in the maister vaine , is there any great mans life charactred in t ?

Pro.

None I protest sir , only in the person of Dametas he expresses to the life the monstrous and deformed shape of vice , aswell to beget a lothing of abuse , as that his villanie may giue the greater luster to the vertuous dispositions of true-borne gentilitie .

1

All that s nothing to mee , and there be not Wormewood water and Copperes in t , I le not like it , should Apollo write it , and Rosius himselfe act it .

2

Fie vpon thee , thou art too too Criticall : is there any good baudry in t , iests of an ell deepe , and a fathome broad , good cuckolding , may a couple of young-setters vp learne to doe well in t ? Giue me a sceane of venery , that will make a mens spirrits stand on theyr typtoes , and die his bloode in a deepe scarlet , like your Ouids Ars Amandi , there flowes the true Spring-head of Poetry , and the verie Christall fount of Parnassus .

Prol.

Chast eares would neuer endure it sir .

2

Chast eares , now deafenes light vppon em , what should chast eares doe at a play .

3

T is strange now , I am of neither a both your opinions , I like neither rayling nor baudry : no , giue mee a stately pend historie , as thus , The rugged windes , with rude and ragged ruffes . &c.

2

Fie vpon t , meere Fustian ; I had rather heare two good baudie iests , then a whole play of such teare-cat thunderclaps .

Prol.

Alas Gentlemen , how i st possible to content you ? you will have rayling , and inuectiues , which our Authour neither dares , nor affects : you baudy and scurrill iests , which neither becomes his modestie to write , nor the eare of a generous Auditory to heare : you must ha swelling comparisons , and bumbast Epithites , which are as fit for the body of a Comedie , as Hercules shooe for the foote of a Pygmey : yet all these we must haue , and all in one play ; or t is alreadie condemnd to the hell of eternall disgrace .

1

Looke too t , if there be not gall in t , it shall not passe .

2

If it be not baudie , t is impossible to passe .

3

If it be both Criticall and baudy , if it be not high written , both your Poet and the house to , loose a friend of me .

Prol.

Nay I beseech you sir , if you be his friend , stand so to him still , for he hath too many enemies already , in whose iudgements , he and his labours stand excommunicate , as though vnworthy to present themselues in this assembly .

1

Enemies , nays foote then there s some hope in 's play , for Enuie neuer workes but against desert and merrit . If hee be enuied there s some worth in him , and I le see out his play for that onely .

2

Faith and I le see an act or two out , but I tell you afore-hand I cannot see it out .

3

Not see it out ? your reason .

2

Fore God I lay in bed till past three a clock , slept out my dinner , and my stomacke will toule to supper afore fiue , therefore you must pardon me .

Prol.

Either see it all or none ; for t is growne into a custome at playes , if any one rise ( especially of any fashionable sort ) about what serious busines soeuer , the rest thinking it in dislike of the play , tho he neuer thinks it , cry mew , by Iesus vilde ; and leaue the poore hartlesse children to speake their Epilogue to the emptie seates .

3

Why doost thinke thy audience like a flock of sheepe , that one cannot leape ouer a hedge , but all the rest will follow , they ha more of reason in them then so .

2

Well , I le sit out the play , and be but to auoyd that sheepish imputation , but see it be baudy , or by this light I and all my friends will hisse .

Prol.

You should not deale gentleman-like with vs els .

Prologue . The miserie that waites vpon the pen Of the best Writers , iudge it gentlemen , Let them expresse the very soule of wit , And want Opinions voice to countnance it , T is like the idle buzzing of a flie , Heard , not regarded : wretched Poetrie : If a write mirth , t is Rybaldry , and meane , Scornd of chast eares . If he compose a Sceane Of high writ Poesie , fitting a true stage , T is counted fustian : If portick rage Strike at abuse , or ope the vaine of sinne , He is straight inform'd against for libelling . Neither quick mirth , inuectiue , nor high state , Can content all : such is the boundlesse hate Of a confused Audience : Then we That scarcely know the rules of Poesie Cannot scape check . Yet this our comfort is , The wise will smile to heare th' impartiall hiss . We neither bragge , nor tremble , faint nor intreat , Our merrits nothing , yet our hopes are great , Yet this our Author bad me boldly speake , His play shall passe , let Enuie swell and breake , Detraction he scornes , honours the best , Tanti for hate ; thus low to all the rest . Exit .
Actus primi . scena prima . Enter Basilius , Gynetia , Hipolita , Violetta , Lord attendants . Basil:

Welcom gallants , welcom honord bloods ; the reason that we haue vncloth'd vs of our princely gouernment in Arcadia , and haue to doe with this priuate retirement heere in this desart I le , you shall find in that shedule , onely thus much for publique satisfaction : T is not strange to you , that the choisest treasure Nature indow'd vs with , is mynde vp in the vaines of my two daughters : howe much their quiet , and the smothe streame of our gouernment in Arcadia , was troubled by the impetuous concourse of vnruly suters , is familiar with your knowledge ; this to auoide , I haue for my Image there in my absence appointed my brother , and vndertooke this priuate retirement .

Gy.

Why my lord , are you so couetous of your daughters beauties , that their perfections shall be a meanes to hinder their preferment ?

Basi.

Rather to further it faire Queene : they are the onely pearles of our age , and to see them well set in honourable and wel-befitting

Marriage , is our wishes happines . To which effect we haue sent a generall challenge To all the youthfull bloods of Affrica , That whosoeuer ( borne of princely stem ) Dares foote the bosome of this desart I le , ( The stage where I le performe this louers prize ) And by his wit and actiue pollicie , Wooe , win , intice , or any way defeate Me of my charge , my daughters of their harts , Shall with their loues weare my imperiall crowne Wreathe of their conquest . Hip.

A prize , a prize , rare worke for Fencers .

Viol.

What coward would not venter a crackt crowne for such a bootie ?

Basil. To that intent our Iland is fenc't in By sea and Land , and at each corner built A Castle for defence , which like great men Doe ouer-looke Archadea : ouer which , We haue appointed Captaines . More to desire , Is more then we are willing to discouer . Hip.

Well then sister , I see we must to hap-hazard for husbands .

Viol.

God send me one with a good face and I care not .

Hip.

Loue and be thy will , send mee one with a fayre table in his forhead , like Time .

Viol.

Nay , and his face be good , let mee alone to tricke his forehead , a country-gentlewoman taught me how : But father I wonder how you dare vndertake such a peremptory challenge against all commers , considering you haue beene so long troubled with an Ague .

Basil.

An ague ? what ague ?

Hip.

Why your quotidian , Dametas the Court surfet , hee that dwells in your eye , like a disease in your blood .

Viol.

And the Presence were not exceeding empty-stomackt , it would neuer disgest such Almes-basket-scraps , the very fall & garbidge of gentry ; fie vpon him , he becomes the great chamber worse then a Gentleman-vsher with wry legges .

Hip.

He is the most mishapen sute of gentility that euer the Court wore .

Viol.

Had hee not beene of my fathers owne making , I should ha condemnd his taylor for an exceeding botcher .

Basil.

If you retaine the loue of children , or the dutie of subiects , expresse it in your obedience , we know Dametas loues vs .

Vilet .

As Captaines and Courtiers do old widdowes , for profit and preferment .

Basil.

In signe whereof we make him .

Hip.

Nay , you haue bestowed too much of the making of him vp already .

Viol.

The very making of him vp , has stood you in more then the whole our sides worth .

Basil.

In my free thoughts you wrong him , therefore to expresse our loue , and to giue the world publique note of his loyaltie , we create him your Gardian .

Viol.

How father , my Gardian .

Basil.

I mynion , yours .

Viol.

Doe you heare father , bid him bespeake Spectacles , for my fingers haue vowd to haue a blind match with his eyes .

Basil.

Well said Haggart , I le make your proud hart stoope to the lure of obedience . But come , by this time our challenge is publisht , and our gallants wits sweating in the fielde of Inuention , and it behoues vs not to rest vnexercised .

So to our lodge , in the meane time be it knowne , Our breath has power to raise , or cast men downe . Exeunt . Enter two Captaines . 1 Cap.

Now Captaine Obseruation , times bawde , thou that hast kept the Ages doore , whilst vp-start basenes crept into the bedde of greatnesse , what doost thou thinke of this change ?

2 Cap.

That it pleasd the Duke , and becomes not subiects to examine his actions .

1 Cap.

That s no part of my meaning , yet would I gladly be better instructed why the Duke broke vp his Court in Archadea , and remoued it into this Iland ?

2 Cap.

I am not Secretarie to his thoughts , but the generall mmour is , that out of the freenes of his spirit , hee hath sent a challenge to all his neighbor Princes , that who soeuer ( within a twelue month ) can defeate him of his daughters , shall with theyr loues , inioy his dukedome , the garland proposde for the victors .

1 Cap.

Your words throw sence into mee , and that s the cause the Iland is so surely guarded with watch-towers , ouer which our selves and other Captaines haue the charge .

2 Cap

And to the end , that not affection , but desart may prooue victor , are the two Ladies so narrowly obserud , the one neuer out a the eye of her Father , the other continually in the lodge of Dametas , the Dukes chiefe director .

1 Cap.

If inquisitiuenesse be not too bolde a guest , what doe you thinke of Dametas .

2 Cap.

As of a little hillock , made great with others ruines .

1 Cap.

Your comparison holds , for by report , his auarice has vnmade many to make him vp .

2 Cap.

How did he first stumble on the Princes fauour ?

1 Cap.

As some doe vpon offices , by fortune and flatterie , or as truth saies , the Prince hauing one day lost his way , wandring in the woods found this Dametas , affected his discourse , tooke him along to the Court , and like great men in loue with their owne dooings , countenanct his defects , gaue him offices , titles , and all the additions that goe to the making vp of a man worshipfull .

2 Cap.

I cannot but commend the Duke for raysing him , nor yet praise him , that he proportions not his carriage aunswerable to his fortunes .

1 Cap.

Your thoughts and mine are twynnes in that : but I heare the warning bell , some strangers are ariued .

2 Cap.

Let s to our office then , and conduct them to Dametas , whose custome is to spet & hem , whilst his scribe Maior takes theyr Examinations .

Exeunt . Enter Dametas and Manasses . Dame .

Manasses , how doost like my play at Tennys ?

Manas.

You play well Sir , but you loose still .

Dame .

Pollecie Manasses , pollicie , for when any man vpbraides me with my gettings at Court , I may sweare trulie I haue lost more then I haue got byte .

Manas

By the Tennis court I thinke you haue .

Dam. If by any Court , t is enough to saue mine oath . But what doe our spruce witted gallants say of my bounty . Ma.

Faith sir according to the proportion of it , little or nothing they say t is a banckrout , and dares not shew his head .

Dame .

Then let em leaue resting at me , though it please the Duke for some fewe good parts that he sees in me , to make me his familiar , I scorne to be publique , or euery Courtiers companion : but who comes heere ?

Enter the two Captaines , with Aminter & Iulio two Princes , attyred one like a poore souldior , the other like a poore scholler .

The Captaines of the watch-towers ? what newes with you .

1 Cap.

A couple of peticioners , an t like your worship .

Dam.

Had I best take theyr peticions Manasses ?

Ma.

O in any case , though you neuer peruse em , t is the onelie course in request .

Dam.

Fellowes , deliuer your peticions to my scribe Maior , and dost heare , put em vp Manasses , they may be wrongs to vs .

Manas.

And they be , I hope they be not the first wrongs I haue put vp for your worship .

put vp their papers . 1 Cap.

That fellowes pocket is like a Taylers hell , it eates vp part of euery mans due : t is an Executioner , and makes away more innocent petitions in one yeere , then a red-headed hang man cuts ropes in an age .

Dam.

Now , what are you sirra ?

Amin.

A poore souldier an t like your worship .

Da.

Poore souldiers doe not like my worship , they are bad members .

Manas.

Then if they had a woman to their Iudge , they should be sure to be cut off , for they cannot indure badde members in a Common-wealth .

Dam.

What are you ?

Iuiso .

A poore scholler , an t like your worship .

Dam.

Poore schollers doe not like our worship neither , they raile against rich Cormorants , they are bad members to .

Manas.

Cut them off both sir , and make the Land an Eunuch .

Dam.

I le take order with em I warrant thee , and I may haue my will , I le ha neither poore scholler nor soldior about the Court .

1 Cap.

The next way to make it the I le of fooles .

Dam.

What s he talkes of fooles there ? why how now sir , knowe you to whom you speake ?

1 Cap.

Cry your worship mercy , I had forgot your authoritie .

Dam.

But I remember well enough I warrant you , I commaund you , in my name and the Dukes , to attend your gard , and you regard mee no more then a carelesse Lawyer doth an vndone clyant , but I le informe : the Duke shall know , out , pack .

2 Cap.

Commaund your slaues sir , we are gentlemen .

Dam.

Why so I hope are wee sir , and of the best and last edition , of the Dukes owne making .

1 Cap.

Cry your authoritie mercy , will you discharge vs of these passengers ?

Dam.

You are dischargd , about your busines .

1 Cap.

Bad fate , that wrong should set his foote on right , And true borne Eagles stoope to this base kyte .

Exeunt . Dam.

What an excellent trade it is to be an officer maker , I le haue more officers , and one shall be to keepe schollers and souldiers out of the Court , for they dare not come in the great Chamber alreadie , for want of good clothes . But gods me Manasses , goe tell the Duke I must speake with him .

Manas.

Presently sir , I le go fetch the head to giue the foote a posset : and my maister had wit to his villanie , he would make an excellent dish for the hangman .

Exit . Amin.

Right worshipfull .

Dam.

I sir , I knowe my place is worshipfull , I tell thee knaue I could hang thee by my pattent , if it were granted once , I le tell thee how it runnes , It allowes mee 24 knaues , 6 Kinghts , 10 fooles , 13 fellons , and 14 traytors by the yeere , take em howe , why , when , and where I please .

Iulio .

I doe not thinke the Duke will euer grant it .

Dam.

Why not grant it ? why should you thinke he wil not grant it . Such another word & I le send you to Limbo instantle .

Amin.

We thanke you good Dametas .

discouer themselues . Iulio .

I hope you le take reasonable baile for our forth-comming .

Am.

The case is alterd with you since you came out of Archadea .

Dam.

My honorable friends , Iulio and Aminter , my selfe and the best abilitie of my power , lies at your seruice .

Amin.

You see how confidentlie wee presume vpon your Letters promise , in furthering vs to attaine the louers prize .

Dam.

The Dukes daughters are your owne , and in a word thus shall you attaine em , some 3 daies hence I will appoint a hunting , to which I will invite the Duke & both his daughters : in this hunt will I vpon some suddaine occasion deuide the traine , and hauing singled out the two Does , I hope you haue wit enough to strike .

Amin.

To strike , how meane you .

Dametas .

As headsmen doe , of with their maiden-heads , or if the Duke offer resistance , of with his crowne to .

Iulio .

That were violence , & cleane opposite to the intent of the challenge .

Dam.

Come ye are shallow , too 't vi et armis , too 't , I le be your second , thinke of the crowne , ha my Letters trauaild for you , my wit wrought for you , and my inuention sweat for you , to possesse you of your loues , and seate you in the Dukedome , & come you now with t is violence , and against the intent of the challenge , I am ashamd to heare you .

Iulio .

Nay Dametas , and your resolution be so forward , ours shal ouer-take you , wee doubted least the preferments your Lord hath heapt vpon you , had smotherd your affection to vs ward .

Amin.

That was the father that begot the doubt in vs , you will appoint the hunt .

Dam.

Seuer the Duke , deuide the traine , and then .

Iul.

Wee ha your meaning .

Dam.

Put it in execution then , but first entertaine some new disguise , as at our next meeting I le informe you . Adiew , I shall thinke long till I see you agen .

Exit . Amin.

As a Lawyer doth for his clyant for a second see . Heere s no Iudas ?

Iulio .

Yes , and a damnd one to , for hee would betray and sell his Maister .

Amin.

T is common in such base fellowes , such Court-spyders , that weaue their webbes of flatterie in the eares of greatnesse , if they can once entangle them in their quaint trecherie , they poysen em straight .

Iulio .

They are like vnnecessarie wormes , whom the son of greatnes creates of the grosse and slimie multitude , as soone as they recouer strength , they eate into the credite of true borne gentrie , vndermine and worke out the true nobilitie , to inroote & establish themselues .

Am.

And in the end , like Esops staru'd snake , hauing lapt the sweet milk of greatnes , made themselues strong in authoritie and friendes , they turne their stings of enuie into their preseruers bosome .

Iul.

The example liues in this Dametas , who notwithstanding the Duke hath raisd him to that height that hee lookes equall with himselfe , yet for the base hope of incertaine gouernment , hee offers him to sale , but let his treason liue to the last minute .

Amin.

For my part I le make that vse of him that Phisitions do of poyson , vse as much of him as serues for mine honest intent , & cast downe the rest , as vnfit for any necessary imployment .

Iulio .

Let our carriage in this attempt put on no show of violence either to the Duke , or his daughters .

Amin.

And let our discourse goe so smoothly apparrelled , that it moue not the patience of the most tender eare .

Iulio . About it then , though his intent be base , Our enterprise shall weare a noble face . Exeunt . Enter Lisander like an Amazon . Lisan. Archadea , thou heauen , within whose spheare The starre that guides my motion is fixt , I court thy gracious bosome with a kisse For this admittance : in thine amorous armes Faire Violetta , fayrer then the flower That christned her , and grac't her with that name Doe play the wanton : Onely her Father like a couetous Churle , Owner of that vnvalewed Diamond , Hath made this desart I le th' vnwilling chest In which he locks her . But the fayre aduantage Of this large challenge , and my starres to friend , Ayded by this disguise , I shall breake ope His yron Casket , and inlarge my hope . Enter Dametas , and Manasses . Manas.

This way she went sir , this way .

Dam.

But I say this way , I would thou shouldst know , we olde Courtiers can hunt a Cony , and put her to the squeake , & make her cry out like a young married wife of the first night .

Manas. For more helpe , as some of them haue done , But there she is . Dam.

I le vpon her presently , doost heare me sirra , thou vessall of infirmitie , woman , and by thy out-side little better then one of the wicked , come hether and show thy selfe before vs , show thy selfe before Dametas .

Lisan. Dametas , Lisander then dissemble , For hee 's the man must worke thy entrance . Dam.

What art thou , speake .

Lisan. My mother is the Queene of Amasons , My selfe a virgin , married vnto Armes And bold archieuements , who haue pac'd the world In quest of fayre Autioste my sister : And turning homeward , the inconstant windes And wrathfull Neptune cast me on this shore . Dame .

And what s your busines now you are landed ?

Lisan.

My busines is priuate with the Duke .

Dam.

The Duke is busie , and shall speake with no body .

Lisan.

I beseech you sir .

Dam.

T is no beseeching matter I assure you .

Manas.

No , neuer beseech for the matter , for except you could beseech with the tongue of Angels , t is to no purpose with him .

Lisan.

T is strange , I haue heard thy maister is a very good man where he takes .

Manas.

True , where he takes he is , but hee takes nothing of you , and therefore looke for no kindnesse from him .

Lisan.

Good , and doost thou take after thy maister ?

Ma.

No madam , I take commonly afore my maister , for where he takes , he takes all , and leaues nothing for me to take .

Lisan.

Oh , I feele your meaning .

Ma.

Let my maister haue some feeling of yours , and hee le preset your sute .

Lisa.

T is not the Dukes pleasure Peticioners should buy theyr accesse .

Ma.

Al s one , t is my maisters pleasure , and vsuall fashion .

Lisan.

And I must maintaine the fashion . Worshipfull Dametas , my late shipwrack as you see , hath made a defeate both of my friends and treasure , notwithstanding , Fortune hath reseru'd me one Iewell , which if I might request your worshippe in loue to accept , and be a meanes to worke my admittance to the Duke , I should become a true detter to your loue .

Dame .

Well Madam , tho I hate nothing more then a man that takes brybes , yet prest by your importunitie , and that you tender it in loue , least I might seeme too nice to withstand a Ladies fauour , I le weare it for your sake , and if the Duke be not too busily imployd , worke your accesse .

Lisan.

So dooing , you shall performe the office of a dere-bought friend .

Exit Dametas . Manas.

How quickly the tyde 's turnde , but doe you heare Madam , tho I take neither afore nor after my Maister , yet take my counsell , & doe not trust my maister : If you haue a sute to the Duke keepe it to your selfe , for if you trust my maister with it , hee le prefer it for you , but hee le begd for himselfe .

Lisan.

That s plaine coosnage .

Ma

Fie no , t is cunning in him , marry t would bee though little better then coosnage in a country gentleman : but he returnes .

Enter Dametas agen . Dam.

Madam , I haue beene earnest , very earnest with the Duke for your admittance .

Lisan.

And haue you wrought it ?

Dam.

I haue , marry you must thinke I bestowd much labor in t .

Lisan.

T may be you did .

Da.

T may be you did : & looke a seance like a Pothecaries wife pounding Colliquintida , haue my braines sweat for this .

Lisan.

Why the Iewell is right Dametas , had I but an Asse that would sweat me such pearle .

Dame .

An Asse ? and sweat such pearle , I le bar her admittance , heere take your Iewell , the Duke will allow no admittance , & I will keepe you backe .

Lisan.

Keepe mee backe , thou couldst doe no more and I were a poore mans peticioner .

Dame .

And I le doe so much beeing a rich peticioner .

Lisan.

You cannot sir . You Court spaniell , you vnnecessarie mushrump , that in one night art sprung out of the roote of greatnes , I haue bought my admittance , and I le hate in dspetto del fato .

Da.

I must admit her , these Ladies are so inward with our tricks , there s no good to be done vppon them : well Madam , your admittance is open , will ye follow .

Lisan.

With all my hart sir , I le be the blind man and poore peticioner , and thou shalt play the Court spaniell with the siluer bell , & I cad me into the Presence .

Dam. Court spaniell ? mum : I le bosome what I thinke , Old Gibs not blind , I see altho I winke . Exeunt . Finis Actus primi .
Enter Demetrias a Prince , attyred like a wood-man , with him his Page . Deme.

Boy , how doost like me in this attyre ?

Page .

As the audience doe a bad play , scuruely .

Dem.

Is it not strange a prince should be thus metamorphosed ?

Page

Not so strange as the metamorphosis of Aiax and like your grace .

Dem.

Grace you Aggot : hast not forgot that yet ?

Page

No , and yet t is a wonder I ha not , grace beeing so sildome vsde , I me sure they say none at some Ordenaries , for at sitting down they cannot intend it for hunger , and at rising vp , they are either drunke , or haue such mind a dice , they neuer remembere , my Lord then .

Deme.

No more Lord , sirra .

Page

Indeede there are many already , but is not this strange , that rich men should forsake their titles ? maister then .

Deme.

Your will sir .

Page

You have left many Countries behind you in seeking your friend Lisander , and yet you cannot find him .

Dem.

True sir .

Page

I ha seene much golde lying vppon Lombards stalls , and could neuer finger penny of it .

Deme.

Very well .

Page

Nay , t was not well sir .

Dem.

What conclude you then ?

Page

That you were best sit downe , and see what you ha got by your iourney .

Dam.

I haue seene a face as beautifull as heauen .

Page

That s nothing , a prisoner sees the face of heauen it selfe , when hee lookes but out at the prison-gate , I le stand roote , a man were as good be hangd , so a meet a handsome hangman , & a strong rope , as be in loue .

Deme.

Your reason for that .

Page

Mary this sir , hanging is end of all troubles , & loue the beginning . Nay further , I think a Lord cannot be sau'd , for hee is of all religions .

Dem.

Your proofe for that .

Page

This ; hee thinks with the Atheist there s no GOD but his Mistris , with the Infidel no heauen but her smiles , with the papist no purgatory but her frownes , & with the familie of loue , hold it lawfull to lie with her , though she be another mans wife .

Dem.

So sir , what followes ?

Page

Seruing men sir , the Maister goes in before his wife , & the seruingman followes his maister .

Deme.

Syrra forbeare , I must meditate .

Page

As the Vsurer before he parts with mony , meditate vppon the assurance .

Enter Lisander priuately , and ouer-heares them . Lisan. If Violettaes presence ha not quencht The memory of all things but herselfe , I should be more familiar with that fate . shroud & obserue . Dem.

I haue left my country to seeke out my friend .

Lisan.

And I my country and my friend for loue .

Dem: And in the search of him haue lost my selfe In the strange Region of a womans eye . Lisan :

In loue , and in Archadea .

Dem: As much as heauen transcends the humble earth , So towres her praise , her face differs as farre From others , as a gloworme from a starre . She is a princesse that my soule affects . Page .

And rich .

Dem:

Halfe heyre vnto this Dukedome .

Page

And shee were whole heyre to the foure morrall Vertues , t were nothing : when shall I see the time that men will loue for vertue , or a rich heyre marry a poore wench without a portion , neuer I thinke .

Dem.

Had not my friend Lisander .

Lisan.

What of me ?

Dem:

L 〈…〉nt in Thrace .

Lisan : We had neuer met in loue , His sillables betray him . I arrest you . Dam:

At whose sute .

Page

Not at his Taylers in any case , for there s no greater stitch to a younger brothers conscience , then to pay for a sute of appariell when t is worne out .

Dem:

Lisander or his ghost .

Lisan. Demetrius , Or some illusiue tenant in his shape . Dem:

Vnkind , why didst thou leaue my company ?

Lisan : For that which made the amorous Gods leaue heauen , For loue : but why is Demetrius thus disguisd ? Page

For that which would make a lackanapes a Monkey , and he could get it : a tayle .

Deme:

Peace rogue .

Lisan :

Why wagge , is thy maister in loue ?

Page

Faith sir he hath entred his action in Cupids court , & meanes to proceede in the sute it shou'd seeme .

Deme:

Why didst not take my counsell in thy choise ?

Lisan :

Because I feard a chiding , for doubting thine honourable thoughts would not haue consented to my effeminate attempts , I stole this secret course , and manner of disguise , as best helping to accesse , which it hath begot , now what accesse will bring forth , I commit to vnborne Industry .

Deme:

It cannot but be prosperous : onely the strict obseruance of our loues , hinders the passage of our hopes .

Lisan :

Indeed that s not the least hinderance , yet the Duke himselfe , and my quaint disguise hath remoued it out of my way , who not onely takes mee for a woman , but hath allowd mee for my loues companion .

Dem.

Fortune deales kindly with thee , I am as farre from accesse to my loue , as when I was in Thrate .

Lisan :

Dametas is the oystershell that holdes thy pearle , our wits must fish for him .

Dem:

Will the Cods head byte ?

Lisan :

Like an old Vsurer at a young heyres inheritance , and I h'ate ready hookt for him : and he ere he comes , my plot is to preferre thee to his seruice .

Enter Dametas . Dem:

Prethe doe , and I le serue him in his right kind .

Lisan :

Dametas , my loue is yours .

Dame:

Which madam I am as proud of

Manas.

As a malecontent of a change , or an old Lady of a new fashion .

Li:

To be round I haue a sute to you in the behalfe of this woodman

Da:

To me sweet blossom , tho I be somwhat strict in mine office , I cannot be stony to Ladies . Fellow is thy petition drawne ?

Dem:

Peticion .

Manas :

Your onely way to mooue a sute by : Humbly complayning to your good worship , O t is most pathetick , and indeed without money , can doe iust nothing with authoritie .

Dam:

Come hether stripling whose sonne wert thou ?

Dem:

I am not so wise a child as you take me for , I neuer knewe my father .

Dame:

Didst not know thy father ?

Manas.

A common fault , his betters forget themselues when they grow rich , then blame not him to forget his father .

Dam:

What was his name ?

Dem:

If I may giue credite to my mother , they cald him Menalchas , who on his death-bed made mee his heyre , with this charge , to seeke your worships seruice , & gaue me this gold as a remembrance to purchase your fauour .

Dam:

Gold him ?

Ma:

Now doth my Maister long more to finger that gold , then a young girle married to an old man , dooth to runne her husband ? ashore at Cuckolds hauen .

Dame:

Well , I could doe for this fatherlesse youth .

Ma:

As many Executors and Ouerseers haue doone , cheate him of his portion , and then turne him out of doores a begging .

Dam:

But for I haue the gardian ship of the Prince , I dare doe nothing without the consent of the Duke .

Lisan :

Come come sir , your worship shall not refuse him .

Dam:

Well then I wo not , but t is for your sake I assure you .

Man.

Meaning the gold .

Dam:

What shall I call thy name ?

Dem:

Dorus an t like your worship .

Da.

Ah , good Dorus , be an honest youth Dorus , reuerence your Maister , and loue your selfe : be sure to get vnder me , and you shall loose nothing in my seruice . Madam , the Duke and Dutches expect you at the hunt , & await your comming at Dianaes oake .

Lisan :

I le attend them presently , be a good seruaunt Dorus .

Dame .

T will be his owne another day Madam .

Lisan.

In the meane time let it be yours to lead the way .

Dametas

My seruice doth attend you ,

Ma.

As the Purseuant doth the prisoner for a double fee .

Exit . Dem: Welcome slaue to a slaue , a fayre presage , The hope of loue sweetens loues vassalage . Exit . Enter Aminter and Iulio , attyred like Satyres . Amin:

Now & Dametas be the mettle he was stampt for , a right villaine .

Iulio

And he be not , hang him .

Am:

Nay he deserues hanging to if he bee : but wil you trust him ?

Iul.

Yes as farre as I see him , and hee that trusts him further my trust is he will be deceiud .

Amin:

Indeede , he that will proue false to his maker , wil be true to no man .

Iul.

Yes for the present time , like a bawde to him that giues most .

Amin:

That s not for loue .

Iul:

Yes of the mony : he that lookes for other loue in this age . This is the place his Letter speakes of , and here he comes himselfe .

Enter Dametas like a Huntsman . Dam:

Why so lo : now is the web of my hopes vpon the loombe of perfection , and in this quech of lashes Aminter and Iulio .

See and see not , all mum , you know your que , The games your owne , if you can hunt it true . Enter the Duke Basilius . Basil.

Dametas , were thine eares euer at a more musicall banquet ? how the hounds mouthes like bells are tuned one vnder another like a slothfulnes , the speed of the cry out-ran my sence of hearing .

Dam.

Crosse ouer the Forrest to Dianas oake my liedge , & there your grace advantagde by the height of the ground , shall not onelie at pleasure heare , but be eye-witnes of their musicall contention .

Bas.

Thanks good Dametas , be thy directions our wiues conuoy .

Enter Gynetia , Violetta , and Hippolita . Gyn.

Where is his highnes Dametas ?

Dam:

At Adonis bower Madam , where he expects your presence to see the fleshing of a couple of Spartane hounds , in the wasting blood of the spent Deare .

Gyne.

Thankes good Dametas , mine eyes would not be good friends with my feete , should they not bring em to that kingly sport .

Dame .

Sweet Ladies , to saue you the expence of much breath , which must be laid out in the purchase of the game . I haue prouided you this stand , from whence your eyes may be commaunders of the sport : such sport as you little dreame of .

Viol. : We are your loues detters kind Dametas . As I loue vertue I pittie these poore beastes , These Syluane comoners , to see what taskes Our couetous Forresters impose vpon them , Who not content with impost of their breath , ( Poore harts , ) pursue them smiling to their death . Dame:

T was the end of their creation Madam .

Hip. So was the end of ours to liue in peace , And not to tyrannise on harmelesse beastes , But Forresters , like Images set forth The tyrannie of greatnesse without pittie , As they the Deare , so couetous wealth pursues The trembling state of their inferiors . And to claspe vp the volume of their sinnes , They drinke theyr blood , and clothe them with their skinnes , Then cease to presse poore beasts with tyrannie , You loue your liues , thinke they are loth to die . Dam:

You are too tender-harted to be a good huntswoman lady .

Viol:

And some of you too hard-harted , but leauing this discourse of hunting , haue all our gallantry of Lacedemon and Greece , spent the vigor of their wits , that not one dares venter .

Hip.

For our loues sister , you may see the properer women , the worse lucke .

Dam:

Tush you shall haue suters , feare not madam .

Hip.

No at any hand sister , for with a feare it comes .

Viol.

Then I le feare of purpose , because I would haue em come .

Dam.

And they doe not , they are notable cowards .

Hip.

Then let em keepe away still , for I haue vowed my maiden-head shall neuer doe homage to the bed of a coward .

Dame:

Sweet Ladies , will you beguile a minute or two with this discourse , till I step vp to the top of the hill , and make discouerie of the game ,

Viol:

Let your returne be speedy good Dametas .

Dam:

I le put on wings and flie .

Exit . Viol:

Out of the Court , and the whole Country shall haue a good riddance .

Amin:

So , hee hath put em faire to the stand , let s issue and surprise them ,

Iulio :

Be resolute and suddaine .

Aminter and Iulio , issue out and beare them away . Viol:

Murther , treason , reskue , helpe .

Enter first Dametas , and then the Duke . Dam:

Yes much reskewe , much helpe , much Dametas : why so , this lest was drawn home close to the head , it cannot chuse but cleaue the very white of our hopes , the Dukes wit ●to thy tackle good wit , some suddaine sea roome , or our stratagem is run a ground .

Basil.

Tell me Dametas , was not the Deare a prodigall , did he not spend his breath freely amongst vs ?

Dam.

And his blood too my liege , but did you obserue how the hounds like politicians nosd out the game ?

Ba

True : & comming to the losse Melampus , but where are our daughters ?

Da.

Did you obserue that my liege , that Melampus as a true hound is euer horce cheerd or hollow , yet he kept time to .

Ba.

Certaine Dametas , but where are our daughters man ?

Da.

Busie my Lord vnder a brake bush , disputing of the vertue of sweet water , and ground Iuie .

Cry within , treason , murder , reskew , helpe . Ba. What cry of treasons that Dametas ? Pray God no danger sets vpon my daughters , Seeke out our wife , I le hast vnto their reskue . Da.

And my sworde vn-imployd ? allegeance : sayes nay to that my Liege , I am for the aduenture my selfe , if they bee surprisd ( I am a mad man ) your grace shall heare more : If not ( I am the more sorrie ) your grace shal heare more to : make peace with your thoughts till my returne , and doubt not their recouery .

Enter the Duches with her daughters , Dametrius , Lisander . &c. Gyn.

Speake , where 's the Duke ?

Basi. Heere my Genitia . What meane these weapons , are our daughters safe ? Viol.

As a thiefe in a mill ill father , we thanke our redeemers .

Dam.

The more my griefe , were you surprisd then madam ?

Hip.

Yes sayth Dametas .

Da.

And how sweet Ladies , and how were you reskewd ?

Gyne. Beeing surprisd , this gallant Amason Prest to their reskew , had you seene what worth She and this woodman spent in our defence , Wonder would ha bereft you of all sence . She raisde her sword with such a manly grace , As had nor her mild sexe contrould my thoughts , I could haue falne in loue with her high worth . Lisan. You ouer price vs madam , not our desert But the weake spi spirrits of our opposites . Gaue leister to the di 〈…〉 nes of our worth . Basil. It please your modesty to lesson it . But it shall still liue great in our regard . What woodman s that ? Dame:

My follower my Liege .

Basil: What ere he be , he hath deseru'd our loue . Fellow be neere vs , and for this desert , Performd against those Traytors to our blood , Vnder thy maister we giue thee an attendant , To garde the life and safetie of our daughter . Hip.

Thanke you good father , who euer loose by the bargaine , I ha got me a seruant by the match : wot serue me fellow ?

Dem. In the best I can . In hart your fellow , though in show your man . Hip. I le try your dubious seruice : I command , Your knee to kisse the ground , your lip my hand . Dame .

Pardon me Madam .

Hippol. Heere s hote loue no doubt , I may commaund my man , and goe without . Basil: Truce to this ayrie warre , these paper bullets Better become a Closset then a Parke , The Forrest musick is to heare the hounds Rend the thin ayre , and with a lustie cry Awake the drowsie Eccho , and confound Their perfect language in a mingled sound , Then so the Court , our Forrest sport beeing done , A second chace of louelier sport 's begunne . Exeunt . Dem: If fortune crosse not what our hopes pursue , Our feares haue met theyr deaths , our loues theyr due . Exit . Dame .

Crost in my hopes , the Ladies reskewd , and the Princes like crauens beate out of the game-place , my inuention must turne trauailer for more stratagems what & I should discouer their plot to the Duke , attach em for traytors , and begge their lands for my labour ; though they be my friends , t were a pretty parcell of pollicie .

All things are lawfull that doe profit bring , A wise-mans bow goes with a two-fold string . Enter Lisander , and Demetrius . Lisan.

Did euer two princes meete such strange changes in their loues ? now we haue wrought our admittance , and in a manner got em into our possessions , our hopes like false fires hauing brought vs within ●en , vanish , and leaue vs out of all comfort .

Dem:

That the duke should doate vpon thee for a woman , makes for our purpose , but that the dutches should be enamourd on thee for a man , is prepostrous .

Lasan.

Whether my roles showne in the reskue of the Ladyes , or the ardent glances her daughters beauty steales from mine eyes , giue her thoughts incouragement , I know not , but her hopes stand confident I am a man , & for that cause am I bard from accesse .

Dem:

I way thy co combrances by rances by mine owne , for tho by the Dukes allowance I am her priuiledged attendant , yet such is the deuilishnes of Dametas , that I cannot ioy so much accesse as to confer with her .

Page

I can compare my lord and his friend to nothing in the world so fitly as to a couple of water buckets , for whilst hope winds the one vp , dispaire plunges the other downe , whilst I like a Harlekene in an Italian comedy , stand making faces at both their follies .

Lisan :

Well , since the shape of our proceeding growes so monstrous , let s cast our inuentions in a new mold , and hauing so firme a foundation as this disguise to build vpon , let s draw the modell , and raise the whole frame of our attempts anew .

Dem:

Indeede , louers should be conditiond like tyrants , who hauing the ayme of a crowne in 〈…〉 violently ouer all lets that intervent their course , and so must we .

Lisan

And so will wee , my resolutions already bent , & if I shoote not , the next leuell I take , Love I beseech thee breake thy bow about mine eares , and strike the hornes in my forhead , for married men to hang their caps on .

Dem:

I haue met a meanes fit for my purpose already : Mopsa Dametas onely daughter , is over shooes in loue with me , & to her I le faine extreame ardor of affection , and make her the shadowe vnder which I le court the true substance of my deuine Hippolita .

Lisan.

About it then , I le sweat my inuention to death but I le ouertake thee ; but heere comes one of my Butres . I must heare his importunitie , for no reasonable deniall will brush him of .

Enter the Duke . Basil.

Zehnane .

Lisan.

My Liedge .

Basil.

My thoughts come like a saile afore the wind , swolne big with newes and thine eares the midwife must deliuer me of this burthen , my Dutches is sick , hart sicke for thee Zelmane .

Lisan.

For mee , why my Lord , I am no Rosasolis , nor Aqua mirabilis to recouer sicke folkes .

Basi.

Shall I be short with thee ? My Ladie 's in loue with thee .

Lisan.

With me my Lord .

Basil.

With thee my Lady : her amorous glances are her accusers , her very lookes write Sonnets in thy commendations , shee carues thee at boord , and cannot sleepe for dreaming on thee in bedde , shee 's turnd sunne-riser , haunts priuate walkes , & like a disgrast Courtier , studies the Art of melancholy .

Lisan.

Now alas good Lady .

Basil.

Nay neuer pitty her , she deserues none , rather let s bend our indeuors to intangle her more . To see the kindnes of Fortune , who fearing we should be acquainted with sollitude in this our 12 month retirement , hath begot a domesticall merriment , and made our own thoughts actors in t , and as bad a Poet as I am , I le ha one sceane in t of mine owne inuention .

Lisan.

Dametas will storme at that , for he cannot indure Poetrie should be countnanst : but how i st my Liege ?

Basil.

T is ready plotted already , and that the Dutches may not find thee vnprouided when she comes to court thee

Lisan.

Court me , court a woman my Liedge .

Basil.

Why that s the very happinesse of the iest , but in any case confesse thy selfe a man .

Lisan.

A man my liedge , I ha no colour for t .

Basil.

Tush I le furnish thee , say thou art some Prince , no matter who , & hast to do with this disguise of purpose to court my daughter Violetta ,

Li.

Is this sceane of your owne inuenting my liege ?

Ba.

Mine owne yfaith , and to confirmt the rather , vse more oft & priuate conference with my daughter , interchange discourse & amorous dalliance , oh t will set my Dutches affections a fire , to thinke her riuald by her daughter , and giue vs smooth passage to our loue .

Li.

How occasion plaies the wanton with me . Well my liedge , do but you worke my admittance to your daughter , & I le bestow al the art I am woorth in courting her , and see , as if Fortune had a hand in our Comedy , she hath entred the Dutches iust at her que , shadowe your selfe in your Arke , & leaue me to giue her entertainement .

Basil.

Forget not to personate some Prince in any case .

Lisan.

I le warrant you , I le play the Prince with much art .

Enter the Dutches . Dutches. This way he went , on this sweet violet bed Still dwells the print of his enamourd tread , The deprest flowers haue strengthened their sweete By stealing amorous kisses from his feete . Basil.

Absolute Poet , Penelope was a ballet-maker to her .

Dute. Oh do not flie my presence , gentle wanton stay , What haue I found you , faith you run-away I le tye a chaine about your wast for this , And make you buy your freedome with a kisse . Lis.

Fie madam , this curtesie is more then needes .

Dut. Be not so coy , let not a louing Dame Find thee lesse kind then sencelesse elements , Thou neuer walkst , but the enamourd ayre Like an officious louer beares thy traine , Whilst the coole wind doth with his veluet wing Fanne the thinne ayre vpon thy sweatie cheeke , Stealing sweet kisses from thy silken lip . Lisan.

Shield this vaine breath , beate at some ladies eare .

Dut. But you are none , you are not , come you are not , Your valor , lookes , and gesture shew you are not , Your manly brow , and your commaunding eye , Where war and fortune dwell in maiestie , Your priuate walkes , and varied passions , Your glances to my daughter , sure you are not , And my firme loue is confident you are not . Ba.

There 's a louer of a right temper , shee le outface the name of her sexe instantly .

Lis.

Well madam , sith your obseruation hath discouerd mee , vpon promise of your secresie I confesse my selfe a man .

Basi.

Good , excellent , how truly she takes my directions .

Dut. I knew my iudgement could not be deceiud , Nor durst proud loue haue done me so much wrong To cast my thoughts vnto a womans eye . Basi.

Loue durst not , good , good , excellent , what next .

Lisan.

But madam , now I am knowne to you , what further request you .

Dut. Exchange of lookes , and freedome of thy bed , Thy presence , thy embracements , thy kind loue , For which my amorous thoughts haue long line sicke . Basil.

Thanke you good wife , nay & a Dutches long to giue her husbands the horning , let it neuer greeue butchers to doe homage at Cuekolds hauen .

Lisan.

Well madam , to giue content to your affections , and in a strong hope you will mediate my sute to your daughter , sort out but fit time and opportunitie , and maister your desires .

Basi.

And he were a man now I might be rarely tupt .

Dut.

Giue me thy hand then , with this amorous kisse I seale thee mine .

Lis.

And I confirmt with this .

Basi.

Rare , rare , rare , she 's his seald and deliuerd in the presence of her husband .

D.

Now least my husband should suspect our loue ,

Ba.

Now , what shadow for that now .

Du.

Heare a good iest , perswade him th' art a woman .

Lis.

That s not to doe now madam , for he as confidently belieues and ardently courts me for a woman , as you for a man .

Du. Good , excellent , maintaine that humor still , Seeme coy , looke nice , and as we weomen vse , Be mild and proud , imbrace , and yet refuse . Basil.

Excellent vertues in a woman .

Du. I prethe doe , t will be a sceane of mirth For me to quote his passions and his smiles , His amorous hauiour , and how his eye Will beget strange varietie of lookes . And shoote em into thine , but the cheefe sports this To see an old man with a young man kisse . Exit Dut. Basi. To see an old Dutches a young Lady kisse . Now the plot packs the sceanes all comicall , I cannot speake for laughter , to see these women That would be counted wonders for their wit , Lay plots to gull themselues , silly conceit , Lis.

To take me for a man .

Basi. And arme herselfe To laugh at me , make iests and scoffes at me , But sooth her humor , the reuenge shee de throw Vpon my head , shall fall on her owne brow . Exit . Lis.

Vpon you both , so , so , so , how greedily their inuentions like bugles followes the sent of their own gullery , yet these are no fooles , God forbid , not they : but to the drift , mirth in my warme blood sits , laughing at this diuision of theyr wits .

Enter Violetta and Hippolita . Hip.

Wot te beleeue me sister , I neuer eate a cherry , but it puts me in mind of a husband , it kisses my lippes with such a harmlesse prettines .

Vil.

Now in good deede lo I loue em a life to , I thinke I shall neuer ha my belly full on em .

Hip.

Of what , not of husbands Violetta .

Vio.

No , of cherries Hipolita , but take heede of em , they be a verie filling meate , and dangerous things for vs maides I can tell you , wee may surfet after em presently .

Hip.

Surfet after what , a husband ?

Vio.

I and after cherries to Hippolita .

Hip.

I warrant you sister , an old lady in Lacedemon taught mee a preseruatiue against that .

Vio.

For the loue of cherries what .

Hip.

Marry this it was , stil sayd she , betwixt euery cherry said shee , be sure to cracke a stone said she .

Viol.

Then let me alone , I le cracke a couple a stones betwixt euerie cherry , rather then surfet on em .

Hip.

You must take heede you cracke not too many to , for you may surfet of the stone as well as of the cherry .

Vi.

Nay & they be such dangerous things , I haue done with em .

Hip.

So haue I to for this time , but sister , is it not a strange kind of seruile libertie that we liue in heere in Archadea ?

Vil.

For all the world as Englishmen keepe their fellons , & Italians their wines , we neuer stirre abroad without our Iaylors .

Hip.

And for what cause forsooth , onely to keep vs from mariage .

Vil.

Sure t is eyther some high content , or extreame discommoditie , that our father debarrs vs of it .

Hip.

By this stone me thinks I long like a woman with child , till I know the difference betwixt a maid and a wife .

Viol.

Well , god a mercy of all cursen soules , I was neere the knowledge on t last night I can tell you .

Hip.

O that I had beene with thee I might ha beene so to : for loue of marriage how ?

Vio. Why thus : as I lay slumbering in my bed , No creature with me but my maydenhead : Hip.

Is that a creature ?

Viol. Some maintaine it is . Got in the eye , conceiued in a kisse : Others whose speech seeme neere akin to truth Say t is a passion , bred i th heate of youth , Some cal lt a sigh , and some an amorous grone , All differ in the definition , But in the allowd opinion of most , T is neuer truly had till it be lost . But lying thus alone , as maydes doe vse , Me thought I dreampt , as maydes can hardly chuse , And in my dreame me thought t was too much wrong A prettie maid should lie alone so long : With that a gallant comes , gallants can doe Much with young maydes , Hip.

And with old women to .

Vio. He courted me once , and agen , and thrice , T is vertue to say nay , to be too nice Agrees not with my humor , yet some say , We maydes wish things , to which we aunswere nay , Breefely me thought he stood so long a wooing , I rather could a wisht he had beene dooing Some other busines , yet at last we greed , T were strange if earnest suters should not speede . Hip.

In what agreed you ?

Viol. In our wedding ring , Time , place , and howre , indeede in euery thing : The day appointed , and each thing in frame , I thought each howre an age vntill it came , Well , come it is , the morning once in sight , I thought it tenne times longer till t was night . At dinner time me thought I sweld with pride To be drunke to by name of Mistris bride , Musicke spake loude , no delicates were scant , Yet still me thought another thing did want , For sure thought I , there s something in a man That wiues loue well , hope brides may wish it than . Long lookt for comes at last , to bed we goe . Hip.

Would I had dreampt I might ha done so to .

Viol. My bed-mate turnd , and as he would ha spoke I sweet with feare , and in that feare I woke , But seeing my kind bed-fellow was gone , Lord how it chaft me that I wakt so soone , One minuts dreaming longer , I had tride , The difference twixt a virgin and a bride . Hip. O t would ha vext a saint , my blood would burne To be so neere , and misse so good a turne . Vio.

And so did mine to I warrant you , nay tho I be but a little pot , I shall be as soone hote as another .

Hip.

You should not be my sister else .

Vio.

Nor my mothers daughter neither .

Hip.

And in good earnest we are not fatherd much amis .

Viol.

Are you auisd of that , and yfaith tell me , what thinke you of your seruant Dorus .

Hip.

As of a sweet Almond in a rugged shell , the sun in a clowde , or a welthy diamond in a rock , indeede cleane contrary to the world , he weares the worst side outward , & is much better then he seemes : but what thinke you of your manly Amazon .

Vio.

Nay the sport is I know not what to thinke , Zelmanes humor would afford proiect for a prettie Court comedie , my father courts her for a woman , and as I feare shee is , my mother doares vppon her for a man , and as I wish he were , and that with such an ardor of affection , that I could find in my hart to turne my mother out of the companie , and play the louers part my selfe .

Hip.

How euer man or woman , the iest holds currant in one .

Vio.

I knowe not what knauish motion hath had to doe with my thought , but my mind tells me that your seruant Dorus & my Amazon , are other then they seeme : and heere he comes .

Enter first Lisander , then Miso , Mopsa , Demetrius . Miso .

Why how now madam , Ladies gadding , is this the obedience of your fathers charge .

Lisan.

Pardon Mistris Miso , t was my dooing and the Dukes .

Miso

But the Dutches will like neither the Dukes doings nor yours neither in this case I can tell you . The Duke staies your comming & yet the dutches is very desirous on t , my husbands is in the next Arbor to man you . For you Lady , my presence be your priuiledge .

Li.

Miso should be either a hangman or a Herald , for shee neuer comes amongst vs , but she quarters our company and armes .

De.

Excellent beautie , & therefore more excellent , because situate in so faire a creature .

Mops.

You are a merry man Dorus , but all this cannot make me think you loue me , how say you mother doth he .

Mi.

Mary let him chose daughter , when I was as thou art .

Hip.

You were as she is , but faith madam Mopsa , I perceiue my seruant Dorus beares a months mind to you , be not so straight laced to him . Mop . Straight lac'd , sgod mend me I am not lac'd at all , am I Dorus , no in soth , I goe wide ope wensday , I neuer lace my selfe but on sondaies , & that for feare I should burst with eating of plum porridge . Hip . I mean let fall some comfortable lookes on your suter .

Mop.

sgod mend mee I le let fall or take vp any thing I haue to doe him good .

Hip.

Why that s kindly said , & Dorus your loue is verie ambitious , to climbe so hie as the beautifull Mopsa .

Mop.

O are you avisd of that , t wold make a horse breake his bridle to heare how the youth of the village will commend me , oh the pretie little pincking nyes of Mopsa saies one , oh the fine flat lippes of Mopsa saies another , and then doe I bridle my head like a malt-horse thus , set mine armes a kembo thus , wrethe my necke and my bodie thus , winke with one eye thus , & spread my peacocks tayle as broad as the proudest minx of em all .

Hip.

These extraordinary graces must not want admiration , but where 's your mother .

Miso .

Speake softly in the Lobby there , for waking my Ladies foisting hound .

Mop.

Godsme , my mothers stealing of a nap .

Hip.

Nay , she cannot be said to steale a nap , for the noise she makes herselfe would discouer her theft : but Dorus sith your fortunes are poore , you should studie to enoble your deserts , and beget effects worthy to court and win your Ladies acceptance .

Dem.

Lasse madam , I chuse no better moderater then your selfe , betwixt me and my vnworthy seruices , suppose your selfe tho but a Cucko compard with this sweet singing Nitingale , should be sued to by a prince like me , I meane like me in loue , for loue in princes & pesants admits comparison : suppose Demetrius should in like disguise court you as I doe , Mopsa , sigh for you , as I doe , for Mopsa , kneele to you thus , as I doe , to Mopsa , lay downe his life to you , as I doe , to Mopsa , prefer your good before his owne , as I protest I do , Mopsaes , suppose he should show you the known marke of his neck , to assure you he were Demetrius , as I do this to Mopsa , to witnes I am the son of Menalchas , could your disdaine stand out like Mopsaes ?

Hip.

What a kenes necessity sets vpon the edge of inuention , trust me Mopsa your seruant speakes wel , & if he can proue himselfe the man he speakes of , and my wishes wel hope , Demetrius , you haue no reason to thinke scorne of him .

Mop.

Why what should I do madam , my mother tells me I must not say as I think .

Hip.

I am no counseller , but shold Demetrius in like disguise court me , thus would I imbrace him , thus seale my affections with a kisse , & thus argue : think not Demetrius that the clowds of basenes could so muffle thee , but that the sun of valor shind thro them long since , & in regard of thy seruiceable dutie in concealing , and vnpresented policy in thus making known thy loue , sort but out fit oportunity , & in despight of all gardians strict obseruance , go where thou wilt , the worth of Demetrius shall draw Hippolita , this would I vow , and this will I performe .

De.

And were I Demetrius & you Hippolita , I would deciue Dametas , outreach Miso , forsweare Mopsa , & forsake Archadea to share the fortunes of diuine Hippolita .

Mop.

And what should I doe then ?

Dem.

I do but speake in the person of Demetrius , & vnder Hippolita shadow what I intend to the rare , and neuer enough wondred at Mopsa , the black swan of beauty , & madg-howled of admiration .

Mop.

Do not you flout me Dorus , & you do not , prouide a priest and I le marry you , and my father and mother shal neuer know one .

De.

Manasses is the man .

Mop.

And I le be the woman , who so euer say nay too te , little dreames my mother of what wee haue done .

De.

T may be she did , for she sigh'd & grond much in her sleepe .

Mop.

T is wel she was so quiet , for she eate pease poridge to breakfast , & they le make me break wind in my sleepe like a horse , and see as the deuil wil hate she wakes , and here comes my father , no words and ye loue me .

Enter Dametas . Dam.

Why god a mercy Dorus , this dilligence becomes the seruaunt of Dametas , and I le prefer thee for t .

Hip.

You were worse then the deuil els , for they say hee helps his seruants , then you may doe little & you cannot helpe yours .

Da.

Will you break your iests against the barres of you chamber windowe , & cleere the greene , the duke is comming to bowles , & I would not for halfe mine office you shold be a rub in the way of his pacience : Daughter and Wife , conduct her to the Lodge . Exit . And Dorus . make you haste about your businesse .

Demet. I warrant you Sir : be my hopes rightly plast ? You will condemne me for my too much haste . Exeunt . Damet.

Why so : this t is to be in authoritie : Inferiour persons , I and the Princes themselues , flie from my presence , like the chirping Birdes from the sight of the Faulcon : my verie breath like a mighty wind blowes away inferiour Officers ( the Court rubbish ) out of my way , and giues me a smooth passage : I am the morning starre , I am seldome seene but about the rising of the Sunne : indeede I am neuer out of the Dukes eye ; and heere he comes .

Enter Duke , Dutchesse , Lisander , Violet . Duke .

Doth our match hold .

Dutch.

Yes , whose part will you take .

Duk.

Zelmanes .

Dutch.

Soft , that match is yet to make .

Viol.

Let s cast a choice , the neerest two take one .

Lis.

My choice is cast , helpe sweet occasion .

Viol.

Come , heere 's a good .

Lis.

Well , betterd .

Dutch.

Best of all .

Lis.

The Duke and I .

Duk.

The weakest goe to the wall .

Viol.

I le lead .

Lis.

I le follow .

Viol.

We haue both one mind .

Lis.

In what ?

Viol.

In leauing the old folke behinde .

Duk. Well iested daughter , and you lead not faire , The hindmost hound , though old , may catch the hate . Dutch.

Your last Boule come ?

Viol.

By the faith a me , well led ,

Lis.

Would I might lead you ,

Viol.

Whither ?

Lis.

To my bed .

Viol.

I am sure you would not ?

Lis.

By this aire I would .

Viol.

I hope you would not hurt me , and you should .

Lis.

I 'de loue you sweet .

Viol.

Sowre , so I heard you say .

Lis.

Accept it then .

Viol.

Of what acquaintance pray ?

Lis.

Of loues , and mine .

Duke .

Daughter , your bowle winnes one .

Viol. None of my Maidenhead Father , I am gone , The Amason hath wonne one . Lis.

Yeeld to that .

Viol.

The cast I doe .

Lis.

Your selfe ?

Viol.

Nay scrape out that .

Dutch.

Whose is it yet ?

Lis. The Dukes : play smooth and fine , The smallest helpe that is , will make your mine . Viol.

Me yours ?

Lis. Your mine , for tho the cast I loose , I ha wonne your loue . Viol.

Much : in my tother hoose .

Dutch.

Come , the last market this cast is worth all the rest .

Viol.

The leader as the follower .

Lis. Badd's the best , I winne her for ten crownes , and there they be . Viol.

I take your lay .

Lis.

A match twixt you and me .

Dutch.

I le be your halfe .

Duk.

That were vnkindly done .

Viol.

Pardon me mother , I le beare all or none .

Lis.

I ha wonne you Madam .

Viol.

Me ?

Lis.

I meane your bet .

Viol.

Then take your winnings , i le not die in debt .

Lis.

Madam beleeue me , I am as I protest , a Prince , my name Lisander .

Viol.

Looke to the Dukes standing Madam .

Dutch.

So I will I warrant you , and to your falling .

Lis.

Thus clouded as you see , for your loue , my soule speakes in my tongue : I appointed this match at bowles a purpose to acquaint you with it .

Viol. Barre stealing Father ; yet and all hit right , Heer 's one would steale a piece of flesh to night . Lis.

Deere Madam .

Viol.

No more words , I haue perceiued as much in your eie , as you can expresse with your tongue , and as farre as my mothers ielousie would giue me leaue , answered it with kind lookes : your bias stands wrong mother .

Dutch.

Why ? It stands towards Zelmanes .

Viol.

Hath it stood so long ?

Dutch.

All the game thro .

Viol.

Then all your game 's bold wrong : furnish you with necessaries befitting an escape , & my wil shal be as ready to take wing , as yours ; put in a cast now mother , or the game is gone indeede .

Dutch.

Whose is the throw ?

Viol. Ours , till the last bowle came . But that hath wont'em cleere , both cast and game . Lis.

Our winnings come , a kisse and bate the rest .

Dutch.

What doe you kisse in earnest or in iest ?

Viol.

In earnest in good trueth .

Duk. Troth , kindly sed , Take heed you kisse not out your maidenhead . Viol.

In ieast ?

Duk.

In earnest .

Viol. T is the fashion , Much in request among our Nation . Duk.

To kisse away their maidenheads ?

Viol. Now and then , And being gone , to kisse it backe agen : For louers indentures are nea're fairely drawne , Vntill the maidenhead be left in pawne , As earnest of the match , so mothers sed , And so will daughters do when Mams be dead . Duke .

What ? pawne their maidenhead ?

Viol.

Yes , and loose 'em too .

Dutch.

And you le maintaine that fashion ?

Viol.

Signeor Noe .

Musicke of Bels &c. Duk.

Lay by this homebred mirth , and prepare your eares to entertaine strangers .

Viol.

Stranger ? why Father , Strangers are as welcome to mee , as mine owne Countrymen ; if they bring good manners , & ciuill humanitie in their companie : otherwise , they are like foule weather , come afore they be sent for .

Enter Dametas , Manasses , Iulio , Amintas . Viol.

Dometas , nay then we shall haue newes enough ; for he neuer comes into the Presence , but he brings a whole sacke full of lyes es : of newes I should say .

Duke .

Welcome Dametas : what officious fellow is that ?

Dam.

A pure welwiller of your Maiesties , & a follower of mine .

Viol.

O t is Manasses ; and he could make Armes aswel as he mars Legges , he would grow in great request for Heraldrie : What 's your newes ?

Manas.

These Lacedemonians , Subiectes to your Maiestie , hauing a Messadge to deliuer to your Maiesties instruments of hearing , commonly eclipt , eares .

Viol.

How ? Hath any one heere , clipt eares ?

Manas.

Sweete Femenine , clip off the taile of thy discourse with the Sissars of attention , as I say , these Lacedemonians haue chosen me their tongue .

Viol.

Of a long tongue thou speakst verie little .

Mana.

That proues me no woman , for they speake ouer much .

Duk.

What greuances oppresse them ? briefly speake .

Ami.

Marchandise ( my Ledge ) through the auarice of purchasing Officers , is rackt with such vnmercifull Impost , that the very name of Traffique growes odious euen to the professor .

Iulio .

Townes so opprest for want of wonted and naturall libertie , as that the natiue Inhabitants seeme Slaues , & the Forrayners free Denizens .

Amin.

Offices so bought and sould , that before the purchaser can be sayd to be placed in his Office , he is againe by his couetous Patrone displac't .

Iulio .

Common Riots , Rapes , and wilfull Homicide in great mens followers , not onely , not punished , but in a manner countenaunced and aplauded .

Amin.

Indeede since your Maiestie left the Land , the whole bodie of the Common-wealth runnes cleane against the byas of true and pristine gouernement .

Iulio .

And your honorable Brother , like a Shipp toste vpon the violent billowes of this Insurrection , by vs intreates your Maiesties Letters of speedy reformation , for feare the whole kingdome suffer ineuitable shipwracke .

Duk.

Which after short deliberation with our Counsell , your selfe shall returne . Dametas , rewarde their trauayles with 200. Crownes : in the meane time , let 'em taste the best entertainment of our Court .

Proud Rebels , they shall see that a Dukes frowne , Can at his pleasure , turne Rebellion downe : See them rewarded . Auri.

Manasses , see the fellowes entertaind ; I must attende of the Duke .

Man.

Boy , see the fellowes entertaind ? I must waite of my lord .

Boy .

Fellowes , be as merrie as you may , I must follow my M.

Ami.

So , heere 's Peticioners attendance right ; good words , and short commons : But t is not their entertainement wee come for . I made a simple shift to get entertainement into the Court ,

Juli.

Well Cupid , pray for our liues , for and we were gone , I know not where thou wouldst haue two such statesmen againe .

Ami.

His Common-wealth could not stand without vs : and that his Mother knowes well enough : and he sends no better successe then we had at our hunting , hee looses a friend of mee .

Juli.

T' will not sinke in my thought yet , but that olde mustie slaue Dametas playde the slaue with vs .

Ami.

Would I could prooue it once : but since we are againe admitted our Realme , shall wee be idle ? somewhat wee le doe , though they le giue vs but small thankes for our labour .

Iuli.

The Duke shall not say his Daughters are so ill beloued , but wee le change a thrust or two with his intent for 'em .

Ami.

T' would put the poore Wenches out of conceit with themselues , and there should not be some contending for 'em .

Jui.

We are in the way to catch the old one , and then our ayme deceiues not .

Amin. We are I faith : Inuention could not weaue , A quainter webbe , Suspition to deceaue . Exeunt . Enter Lisander and Demetrius . Demet.

Come , passe off this groueling imitation ; a Louers thoughts must be ambitious , and like the Eagle , scorning the bace ayre where Kites and Crowes lie flagging : mount the cleare skie of Inuention , & ouerpeere al hindrances :

The Ladyes themselues are willing . Lis.

Ready to imbark vpon the next tide of occasion whatsoeuer .

Demet.

Let me alone to worke it then . But heere comes my Boy .

Enter Page . Boy .

T' were more for your credite Sir , and you could say your man : but men & warr were worne out of fashion both in a Sommer .

Lisan.

I am of thy beliefe in that , Boy .

Boy .

Would my Lord were so to , Sir .

Dem.

Suppose I were Sir what then ?

Boy .

I should ( as many vpstartes haue done ) prooue rich : for I beleeue you would make mee your heire .

Demet.

Is that part of your beliefe ?

Boy .

A principall poynt Sir .

Dem.

Renounce it then , for I beleeue you 'le neuer be saud by 't .

Boy .

I am sure I cannot loose by 't . I beleeue further , that many Knights , and some Ladyes , were neuer of Gods making .

Lisa.

Of whose then , wagge ?

Boy .

I le tell you : the Minters quoine Gold , Gold makes Heralds , Heralds make Knight , and Knights stampe Ladies .

Deme.

And what doe Ladies ?

Boy .

They liue not idlie neither ; they make some Knights , and marre manie Gentlemen .

Lisa.

Ladyes are good worke-women too , then ?

Boy .

Farre better then anie Taylor : they 'le make you an ende of a suite , especially a Court suite , when all the Taylors in a Countrey know not how to set a stitch in 't .

Dem.

I am of the beliefe you are a Knaue , Sir .

Boy .

I had no sayth , should I say you were not .

Lisa.

Well , what , a Knaue ?

Boy .

In a Knaues beliefe Sir .

Dem.

Because in yours ?

Boy .

Do you say 't , and I le swere 't , my Lord .

Dem.

No more Boy , I am wearie of your iestes .

Boy .

That coufirmes 'em to be good Sir .

Dem.

Your reason for that , Sir ?

Boy .

Because trauellers and louers , are soone wearie of goodnes .

Dem.

Goodlie ones in deed : but leauing this high-way of circumstaunce ; I sent you for Manasses .

Boy .

The learned Scribe attendes you .

Enter Manasses . Dem.

Will you fall off , Sir ?

Boy .

Like an Apple at Michaelmas , without shaking .

Exit . Lisa.

Welcome Manassas : I haue present imployment for thee , in which I must borrow

Man.

Pardon mee Madame , I learned of my Lord , to lende nothing without securitie and pawnes .

Lisa.

T' is not monie ( Manasses ) but counsell and furtherance that we desire .

Man.

Good counsell is worth good monie , Madame .

Lisa.

Thou shalt be well considered ; there 's twentie Crownes in earnest .

Man.

Nay Madame , this hand 's like a fellow , it takes euerie thing in iest ; if you be in earnest , let me feele it heere : So Ladie , now betwixt earnest and iest , if your Will be readie drawne , before your friend deliuer'd as your deed , and put me in trust to execute it .

Lisa.

Tak 't , in a word this honest Shepheard , and thy Lordes daughter Madame Mopsa , are man and wife .

Man.

Man , an woman perhaps ; but not man and wife : for though most women haue a wil to be Ladies , like my Lords wife ; yet euerie Ladie haue not witte to be a wife , as my Lordes Daughter . But what good can I doe in this ?

Lisa.

O verie much : for though they be man and wife by oath and protestation , the chiefest ceremonie of all ; namelie Mariadge , is yet vnperformed , and hearing that you haue tane orders .

Man.

That I haue : I haue tane order for the making away of a hundred Maidenheads in my time , and not so few : but I am in in the minde of you now , these two Beagles , Dorus and Mopsa , haue run themselues breathlesse in the chase of loue , you would ha me couple 'm vp in the leases of Matrimonie .

Lisa.

You are in the right .

Manass.

And you in the wrong , I le keepe your ieast , but in any case take backe againe your earnest : i le not purchase my Lords displeasure with your gold .

Lisan.

Thy Lord shall neuer know 't .

Man.

Oh sir ! though my M. hath but bad eyes , he hath exceeding long eares : and though a Forrayner may play with a Citizens wooden Dagger , I would not wish any to iest with a Courtiers steeld Sword ; t is seldome drawne but it drawes blood .

Lis.

Tush man , be not so timerous , my credit shall countenance thee : bee not an Asse , make vse of thy time : thy Maisters seruice is no heritage ; the world knowes he gettes vnder the Duke , thou art a foole , and thou wilt loose vnder him : there 's a hundred Crownes for thee ; tush man , thy betters will straine curtsey with aleagence for a bribe .

Mana.

Madam , could you to euery one of these Crownes giue me a Kingdome ,

Lisan.

What then ?

Man.

I should ha more ground then halfe the Kinges in Christendom : here 's my hand , I le do 't : my M. is my M. & I loue him ; but my gold 's my God , and I honor it : I le do 't ; the time & place ?

Lisa.

Soone in the euening at Adonis Chapell . Art resolute ?

Ma.

As your Adamant : thinke you t' was feare made me keepe out ? no t' was hope of these flattering sweete lipt drabs , I feare to marrie my Ladyes daughter ? no nor to go to bed with her neither . Why , I haue counterfaited his hand & seale . He has been content with mee , to come nearer to him , at his entertainment of the last Embassadour , when he was heat with drinking of healthes . As I led him to his Chamber , I nimde his Chayne , and drew his Purse , and next morning perswaded him he lost it in the great Chamber at the Reuels . He puts mee in trust with his whole estate : he buyes Maners , I purchase Farmes : he buildes houses , I plucke downe Churches : he gets of the Duke , and I of the Commons : he beggers the Court , and I begger the whole Countrey .

Lis.

These are notable knauish courses . What breeding hast had ?

Man.

Verie good breeding Sir : My great Graundfather was a Rat-catcher , my Grandsier a Hangman , my Father a Promooter , and my selfe an Informer .

Lisa.

Thou wert a Knaue by inheritaunce .

Man.

And by education too : but Bawdie Informations growing stale , I gaue vp my cloake to a Broker , and crept into credite for a Gowne , and of Manasses a penurious Informer , I turned Coppie , & became Manasses , a most , precise , & illiterate expositor .

Demet.

Were you a Reader then ?

Man.

And a Writer too Bullie ; I set some of my Parishioners Wiues such Coppies , as their Husbands might cast their cappes at it , but could neuer come neare .

Lis.

But and you vsde such a high and eleuate stile , your auditories low and humble vnderstandings should neuer crall ouer 't .

Man.

Tush I could fashion the bodie , of my discourse fit to the eare of my auditorre : for to cast Eloquence amongst a companie of Stinctards , is all one as if a man should scatter Pearle amongst the hoggish animals ecliped Swine : no I had paraphrasticall admonitions of all sortes ; Some against couetous Landlordes , and that would I squirt amongst beggerlie Tennants : Some against Vsurers , and that would I throw in at Prison Grates amongst prodigall Banqeoutes : Some against the pride of the Court , and that honies the eare of the Citizen : Some against the fraude of the Citie , and that 's Cake and Cheese to the Countrie : Some against Protestants , and that 's plumpes the lasie Catholicke against Papist and Protestant , and that fattens the rancke witted Puritand , against Papist , Puritand , and Protestant ; and that tickles the eare of the luxurious Atheist .

Lisa.

Why you neuer light vpon anie Atheistes , doe you ?

Man.

Oh verie manie .

Lisan.

In the Countrie perhaps , and the out-skirtes of the citie ?

Man.

In the verie boosome of the Citie : and by your leaue , heere and there one in the Court too : But wee fixt 'em all ; for in deed wee wandering Lightes , haue ( as other tradesmen haue ) Commodities of all sortes , and prises .

Lis.

How doe they come by them ?

Man.

As manie doe by Offices , steale into them ere the Duke be aware of 'em .

Lisa.

Some buy 'em at Booke-sellers stalles ; but the best they bespeake of Poets .

Lisa.

Mee thinkes Poets of all men , should not edifie , they are so enuious .

Man.

One to another , to no bodie else : a proud Poet is for all the world like a Puncke in request , couetous of manie Cliantes , when she hath more then she can handsomely play off : You shall haue some Poet ( Apolloes Vicar , especially ) write you a comicall , Pastorall , Tragicall , Musicall historie in prose , will make the auditors eyes runne a water like so many waterspouts : I had one of them my selfe , and your eares be in case , I le giue you a taste on 't ; his argument was fet out of the Poem called , The lost sheepe : and thus it is .

Lis.

Pre'thee be briefe ?

Man.

Nay peace , and it were in place where you might wake , the best men in the parish , for commonlie they sleepe the beginning , because they loue not deuision : but to the lost Sheepe . Beloud , you must imagine this Sheepe was a Sheepe , a lost Sheepe ; a Sheepe out a the way : but my deare flocke and louing Sheepe , whom like a carefull Shepheard , I haue gathered together with the whistle or pipe , as it were of mine eloquence , into this sold of peacefull Communitie ; Doe not you stray doe not you flie out , doe not you wander , doe not you loose your selues ; but like kinde Sheepe , and valiant Rams : I speake to you the better part and head of my flocke . As I say , you shall see the valiant Rammes turne all their hornes together , and appose themselues against the Woolfe , the hungrie Woolfe , the gredie Woolfe , the Lams-deuowring Woolfe , the Woolfe of all Woolfes , to defende their Eawes and young ones . Durst you say all your heades together , and with the hornes of your Manhood defende your families , your owne wiues , and your neighbours children : Was not this stinging geere ?

Lis.

A good Sheepish admonition .

Man.

The fitter for my Audience : while you liue , haue a eare to fitte your Audience .

Lis.

Thou speak'st like a Christian : prethee what Religion art of ?

Man.

How manie souer I make vse of , I le answere with Piauano Orllotto the Italian : I professe the Dukes onely .

Demet.

What 's his reason for that ?

Man.

A very sound reason : for sayes hee , I came Raw into the world , and I would not willinglie go rosted out , so close vp the stomacke of your Discourse with that dry answere , and euey man about his businesse .

Lis.

You 'le be mindfull of to morrow-night .

Man

As your Lawyer of the Tearme , or your Landlord of the Quarter day .

Dem.

Why so : the mettle I must forge my plot on , lies a warming in the furnace of my braine ; and I must fashion it Instantly , for feare it burst the heat . Giue my conceit way , for heere comes one must helpe to proportion it .

Exit Lisan . Enter Dametas . Damet.

How now Demetrius , what winde hath blowne vp this storme of melancholie , thy countenaunce was not wont to be thus cloudie ? Whence proceedes this sodaine alteration ?

Dem.

From mine owne hard fortune my Lord , that my ill-stard natiuitie should continue thus opposite .

Dam.

Art crost in a sute at Court ? or what 's the matter ? speake .

Dem.

I le acquaint your Honor : I hope no other eare ouer-heares vs , Vnder Dianaes Oke I founde an inscription vpon a stone , which told me , that wealth Aristomeres sometimes brought into Archa , had there vnder hid a massie summe of treasure .

Dam.

Vnder Dianaes Oke ? Dorus shall haue my daughter Mopsa : no more words on 't , and thou louest me Dorus : smother thy golden hops a day or two ; thou shalt haue Mopsa , but I le haue all the Gold , then marie my daughter to some great man , though he be poore , t is the fashion : I le be Noblie allied what ere it cost me : shalt be my Sonne in law Dorus : haue an eye to the Princesse , fall close to my daughter Mopsa ,

Court her and spare not : now begins the sport , Kisse her , doe kisse her ; thou shalt pay sweetly for t : I can gull you , know what faire words can doe , I 'me an old Knaue , and a young Courtier too . Exit . Dem.

So , so ; how violently he deuowers his bane , and steales himselfe into the order of Gullerie : mee thinkes I see how betwixt hope and feare he sweates in his practise , and like a foolish dreamer , castes how to lay out his wealth before it comes in . So much for him : Now to my Ladie Beautie his wife ; and as the Diuell would ha' 'te , heere she comes .

Enter Miso . Miso .

Dorus , how now Dorus ' What time a day is 't with you ?

Dor.

What time a day so'e rt be with mee , t is sleeping time with my Lord , I 'am sure of that .

Mis.

Sleeping time Dorus , what dost thou meane by that ?

Dor.

Nay nothing : he is troubld with a kind of maladie cald Iusurectio carnis .

Miso .

How , a dish of Creuices ? nay and that be the worst , good enough : I am glad a falles to Fish , for he was giuen to Flesh a late too too bad .

Dor.

Masse I thought as much , for I saw him go a angling .

Miso .

I hold my Ladiship to some strumpet .

Dor.

Life , a ielosie ; I thinke you are a Witch , t' was so indeed .

Miso .

Nay I thought as much : he was wont to kisse mee , and doe all kindnes a man could doe , till he came to the Court ; and nowe hee will not lie with mee forsooth : and why ? t is the Court fashion . He will not loue mee , and why ? t is the Court fashion . I must not come neere him at his downe lying , nor his vprising , etc. And this be the Court fashion , would I were an honest woman of the Countrie againe , be Courtiers who list . I , I , Dorus , I tell thee in teares , hee hath not done by mee , as a Husband should doe .

Dor.

T is nothing to mee , I cannot do withall Madam , would I could .

Mis.

Yes marie mayst thou Dorus ; thou mayst , and shalt doe withal too and thou wilt : but as thou lookest to enioy my daughter Mopsa , acquaint mee with the olde Foxes starting hole .

Dor.

That 's past my cunning : the olde Foxe has more holes then one , to hide 's head in : But not to goe long about the bush with you .

Mis.

No good Dorus , I do not loue a man should go long about my bush : What is she for a woman ?

Dor.

I know not what shee is for a woman ; marie I feare she 's litle better then a Whore for your Husband : harke in your eare ; shee 's Manasses wife .

Miso .

Manasses wife ? marie fire Maister gunner ; a Puritane turnd Puncke : Gods my precious . I le slit her nose , as I am a Ladie will I : is shee the partie you wot on ?

Dor.

Yes fayth Madam , shee is the Mare the man rid on .

Mis.

I le spoile their sport , sadle my Mule there , haue an eie to the princesse : shalt ha my daughter and be but to spite him withal , faith Fox i le ha you out of your hole , or i le fire you out .

Dor.

Nay that will doe no good , but for your owne good Madam , take heed you doe not scold .

Mise .

Why may not a Lady scold Dorus ?

Dor.

Scold , O in no case , t will marre a Ladies beautie cleane , and make her looke as hard fauoured at any ordinarie woman .

Mis.

Godamercie for that Dorus , I le not loose my beautie for twentie on 'em : saddle my Mule , bring me my chopping knife , I le gold the lecherous Goat , and mince his Trull , as small as herbs to the pot . This is not scolding Dorus , is 't ?

Dor.

No this is tollerable .

Mis.

Nay then I care not , saddle my Mule I say , let her pray God her feeling be good , for as I am a Ladie , I le not leaue her an ele to see withall , and yet I will not scold neither .

Exit . Dor.

Oh take heed of that at any hand , So , so , so : now it begins to quicken me thinkes , I see alreadie how she runs atilt at the Wenches eies : cals the maid Baud , the woman Whore , and her husband Lecher : and when all comes to all , like an Irish Wolfe , she barkes at her owne shadow ; but committing her and her Asse to their wildgoose chase : now to my sweet hart Mopsa , for she 's all the blockes last in my eie to stumble on : and God blesse my wits , for the foole haunts me .

Enter Mopsa . Mops.

Dorus , where 's my Father Dorus ?

Dor.

Your Father , Oh my deare Mopsa ?

Mop.

Nay now you flout me ?

Dor.

Flout you ? oh the faire heauens , but this ti 's for a man to cast away himselfe in violence of passion and extremitie of sighs on a piece of beautie , that cares not for him , but it is the tricks on you all .

Mop.

Trickes , no as god mend me , and I should not haue a husband till I got him with tricks , I should lead apes in hell : but faith tell me , dost thou loue me Dorus ?

Dor.

Doe I loue you quoth ye , It cuts my very heart strings , doe I loue you ? why t is the onely marke my Inqeuors she or at .

Mop.

If thou dost not hit the marke , then thou' rt a very bungler : but where is my Father ?

Dor.

Why I haue sent him and your mother out of the way of purpose , and appointed Manasses to meet vs this euening at Adonis Chappell in the Amasons apparell , to marrie vs : I thinke this are signes I loue you .

Mop.

I but you ieast , I doubt you will not marrie me .

Dor.

Will you meere me there ?

Mop.

As I am a Virgin I will .

Dor,

And come with an intent to marrie me ?

Mop.

As I hope to be a wife I will .

Dor.

You must take heed you keepe our purpose close ,

Mop.

As I did the losse of my Maydenhead .

Dor.

Why haue you lost it then ?

Mop.

Many a deere day agoe , yet I told Nobody on 't but my Mother and our Horsekeeper , and they say I am nere the worse mayd for that , and I can keepe my owne counsell , as I hope I shal ; but will you meet me soone ?

Dor.

Iust in the mid-way , as Tilters doe .

Mop.

I le goe afore and stay , but doe not deceiue me , and you doe , I le shew my Fathers Horsekeeper all as God mend me .

Dor. So tria sequntur tria , now am I rid of a triumuirie of fooles , and by there absence haue won a free accesse to an escape . If my Lisanders hope proue like to this , This night shall Crowne vs Monarchers of our blisse . Exit . Enter Duke and Lisander . Duke .

No more of these delayes sweet Madam , your loue hath broken day oft with my expectance , I dare giue it trust no longer .

Lisa.

I confesse it my Liege , and like a spent Deare , not able to maintaine longer flight , I cast my selfe downe breathlesse at your loues mercie : yet I beseech your Maiestie , let not your eager desires , practise any present violence vpon my yeelding chastitie : t was onely possession of my loue you had in chace , which with conuenent time & place purchased , I put your grace in full possession of .

Duk.

Although thy Breath be neuer but Musicall , yet it neuer taught the string of true happines till now : and to approue thy heart sets hand to thy word , appoint the time .

Lisa.

Then this present euening ( and yet my Virgin blood , and ashamd to consent to the betraying of my modestie ) meete me at Adonis bower , where i le make tender of subdued chastetie to your high Maiestie , as my first & most victorious conquerour .

Duke .

By my Imperiall Globe , and hope of those Ioyes , thy presence shall bring to inrich me with , i le meete thee , and make thee Queene ouer the most submisse Captiue that euer loue tooke prisoner .

Lisa.

If you deceiue me .

Duke . Not except warme life , Deceiue my voice of their innatiue heate . Then hast slow time , exchange thy leaden fleete , For Hormes wings till I my faire hopes meete . But lockt once in the armes of my delight , Cloth all the world in an eternall night . And steed of morning when the Sunne should rise , They shall see two in my Zelmanes eies . Exit . Lisa. So farewell thought I , I haue prepar'd you a Zelmanes answerable to your expectation . Then triumph in thy will , and let thy thoughts Proclaime a jubilee : my teeming hope : Are now deliuered of a gratious birth , Which I haue Christened , opportunitie . Vnto whose shrine in honour of this day , My thoughts shall hold a monthly sacrifice , Loue graunt Demetrius , meete the like successe , Our paines are crownd with double happinesse . Enter Julio and Aminter Iulio .

Onely our disguises hold firme , but all other attempts meete vntimely deathes , euen in their cradles .

Amin.

What and wee should acquaint the Ladies with our intents .

Julio .

T would argue a kind of cowardise in our wits , that ha such suspectles admittance to there presence , as this disguise hath purchased vs , we should not haue that abilitie of inuenture to entangle 'em in their owne securitie .

Amint.

Well howsoeuer , we must not dwell long determining for the libertie of stay with Dametas , who out of his couetous disposition in detaining our reward , allowed vs the eldest day of our licent abode at Court , is run out .

Juli.

T is very true , and for my part , I le rather go home with a priuate repulse , then managing any vnlikely attempt , become sufferer vnder a publike disgrace .

Ami

That s my very thought , yet that our second ariuall bee not altogether empty of imploiment , let s practise something vpon Dametas , and acquaint the world with his coward basenes ; in which , he not only detracts from his masters bountie , but looke how as Conduit head or master-spring that is poisoned , doth his best , to enfect the whole bodie of the court , with the leprosie of his couetousnesse .

Juli.

There s no action of his begetting can be said to be truely honourable .

Ami.

How can they when there Father 's a mungrell , the Duke out of his honourable bountie commaunded him to reward our trauailes with 200. Crownes : and now after two moneths attendance , and enforst delayes : In which time an ordenarie petitioner might haue spent the vasew of the reward , he packes vs off with 50. Crownes , his excuse being that his master hath forgot vs , and what he doth , is of his owne bountie , as if the Moone should brag she gaue the world light , when al the luster she hath , comes from the heat of the Sunne .

Juli.

Should his villanies be suffered to prosper , they would grow to such height , as the Dukes authoritie should ha much trouble to prune them .

Ami.

To preuent which , his maiestie shall haue priuate note of it , knew we in whose trust to conduct it .

Iuli.

T is an Office verie few dare vndertake , he is so riueted to the Dukes good opinion .

Amt.

Lyes there no iarre twixt none of the Nobilitie and him , what say you Zelmanes ?

Juli.

The gallant , Amason : you could not ha cast your choyce fitter , for her honorable minde maintaines deadly feud against his bace proceedinges : and heere she comes , attended by Dametas seruant , let s waite on oportunitie .

Enter Lisander and Demetrius . De.

Lisander .

Lis.

Demetrius .

Iulo.

Lisander and Demetrius , stand close , of my life we are come to the birth of some notable knauery .

Amt.

How blowes the winds of our hopes ?

Lisand.

Fayr to the point of our expectlicion , I haue made away the Duke and the Dutch .

Dem.

How made away them ? poysond them .

Lis.

with a confection of loue , which I haue so tempred with fair promices , as theyr minds are in loues heauen already : Videlicet in Adonis bower , wher this euening I haue giuen em my word to meet em ; but I haue so cast it , that Manasses shall meete em in my steede .

Dem.

T wil be a rare scean of myrth , to hear what costly discours the i le bestow vpon the foole in thy outside .

Iulio .

Do you heare that .

Ilipo .

yes , thanke loue and my eares , but list the conclusion .

Lisa.

I haue cleard the way to Violetta , but what order hast thou tane , with thy burbolts : Dameta , Myso , and amorous Mopso .

Damet.

shot em away , at three seuerall markes , yet so conueyd it that in the end they shall all meet at Adonis chappell .

Lisan.

This proiect cannot but bring forth some notable deceipt .

Iulio .

My hopes should want of thyer will , and it do not .

Lisand.

Now we haue made a smooth passage to our escape , how shall conuey our louer out of the Iland .

Dem.

I haue determined of that sir , and better to effect , my boy this time hast cast such a bait of knauery to the two Captaines , Kalader and Philinax , as we may passe without suspition .

Lisan.

But how for transportation .

De.

I am furnisht of that to , you remember the two Lacedemon intelligencers

Ilip.

Now what of vs .

Iulio .

Hold my life , we shall be put in this scean of gullery .

Lisan.

Oh in any case .

Dem.

For the loue of Cupid do , iniquiris past , let s take our entrance , and passe ouer the stage like mules , to furnish out a showe .

Lisan.

And see occasion like a kind wench presents em in the very instant my honest friends welcome , haue you not your dispatch with a letter to Lacedemon .

Amt.

Madam we haue , and stay onely to take our leaues of your Ladiship , and know what seruice your honor will command .

Lisan.

you haue my thankes , for the truth is , I must commit businesse of much import vnto your trust , and to preuent much circumstances take my word , you are not ignorant of the Kings generall challenge .

Iulio .

About his daughters .

Lis.

you vnderstand me , with these few crowns receiue my mind which is to conuey the 2 , ladies whome we in these disguises haue woon to Lacedemon ,

Amt.

were we but confirmd of your of estates .

Lis.

we le giue your sufficient assurance of that and the princesses themselues shall confirme it .

Iulio ,

we craue no better madam , but shall we not ha yours honors company .

Lisa.

No : hauing brought them abord , wee le make returne to the Duke , to let him vnderstand we stole not our prizes but woon them manfully at the point of wit .

Amt.

A noble resolution .

Iulio .

His foile wil appeare the more palpable , and your conquest the more applausable , where shall we receiue the Ladies .

Dem.

Be that our care , but on your liues be heedful of your safeties .

Amt,

More then of our own my lord ,

Dem.

Inough whilst you attend wee le to the Duke , and play all guls or none .

Iulio . All Guls indeed since you had follies whip , No guls , to all guls , fooles loue fellowship . Exeunt . Enter miso and Mop . miso .

Looke well to mine Asse ther , lord how I sweat with anger ; this same s the house sure , and now like a wise Lady let me count my hurts , and see how I shal be reuengd : it shal be so , i le haue em both carted , and manasses shal go afore like a whifler and make way with his horns , where be these whores : open the dore , wher be these pan ders : O that I were not a lady : I could scold like a butter-whore ,

Ent , wife .

whos 's there a gods name , lord for his mercy is the woman mad .

miso :

yes I thanke ye for t : horn mad , where s your companion whetes the old leacherous goat my husband , open the doore I say .

wife .

Iesus for thy mercie sake madam , what do I want .

Miso .

what do I want , the chiefe implement a woman shold haue I want that as a woman cannot be without , I mean my husband , I want .

wife ,

your husband , I sawe him not as I am an honest woman .

mi.

not as you are an honest , so I think , but as you are an arrant whore you did , you must haue your Creuishes with a pox cannot Citty Maunchet and fresh cod-serue your turne , but you must haue Court cake-bread and Creuishes with a vengeance , but come giue me my husband , or i le haue him out of the flesh on thee , and yet I will not scold neither .

wife

Pray Madam ha patience : what should your husband do here

mis.

That which he should do at home with his wife , and he were worth his eares .

wife ,

Lady I protest I do not know him ,

miso .

Not know him thou liest in euery vaine i th hart thou lyest , thou knowest him , and as Adam knew Eue thou knowest him , hee hath bene as inward with thee , as euer he was with me , he hath by his own confession he hath , & thou deniest it , thou liest in thy throat like a Puritanicall whore as thou art , O that I were a butter-whore for an houre I might scold alittle .

wife

Madam they are no honest men that bring these tales to you

mis.

Men bring tales to me , I defie thee in thy guts , I defie thee , men bring tales to me , thou takest me to be one of thine own church dost : they are no honest men that bring tales to thee and ha wiues of their own , and my husband s one of them , go thy waies now .

wife .

I beseech you madam do but heare me .

mis,

Hear thee , I haue heard too much of thee , too too much too much , where s my husband , bring forth my husband , i le teach him to put a difference betwixt Ioan and my ladie I hold him ten pound on t , and yet I wil not scold neither , and I had bin an old hag past teaming as his whore is a puritan , it had bid somwhat , but being a woman of Gods making , and a ladie of his own , and wearing mine own haire which is much in a ladie of my standing I can tel you , to vse me thus , flesh and blood canot induere , let me come in , open the dore let me come in , O that I were anie vile thing in the world but a ladie that I might scold a little .

Exeunt Enter Kalander and philanax Demet , boy . Boy .

So so , so , take your places , for the same bald pated oke is the stage , where ye shall see the part of a doting foole performd by an old man and a young wench ,

Do worshipfull Dametas , The same man , Hath he no fellow acters in his most lamentable , comical , historicall , tragicall , musicall , pastoriall . Boy

None that require any mouthing but his Asse and himselfe , marry then he has Signer Mattocke , a very sharpe sastyricall humorist , and Mounser le spade , but he goes somewhat more bluntly to his businesse , yet hee le serue for mutes , and as good as the best to furnish out the stage .

Kal,

But dares Dorus being but Dametus seruant so abuse his mad maister thus grosely .

Boy

O Lord Sir , their ha ben seruing men haue done their Maisters farre greater abuse , yet had their wiues conceald it , their eares should neuer haue bin acquainted with it .

Phi.

Is that a fashion in request .

Boy

Altogither I le assure you , but obedience Gentleman the sean beginnes .

Enter Damet as with mattocke and spade kal. Pray God it be good he staies so long , Ridiculous enough , and good enough . Dame .

So , stand Asse , stand gentle Asse .

Ka.

What countreimen is his Asse he speakes so familiarly to him .

Boy

At h Citty breede , marrie he picks vp his lyuing at h burs and nettles that grow about the Court gate .

Dam.

be in readines good mattocke , play thy part sweet spade , let me see Dianaes oke ? I held Dianaes oke deuine , true pure gold honest , Dorus , fortunate Dametas .

Ka.

An excellent comedyan , what life he puts into his part .

Da.

So , by thy leaue stone , by thy patience honest stone , the very grauell sauours of treasure , this same s the bed chamber of my Lady Pecunia , and see , see some of her golden haires , more , more , more yet diuine tree , pure gold , honest Dorus , fortunate Demetrius , softly , softly , not to fast , let me not deuoure my content too greedily least like a cormorant I take a surfet on t .

Phil.

Oh take heed of that maister in anie case .

da.

Pure mettle , excellent gold : but let me see nowe , I shall by computation haue some three millions of them , I some three or foure millions , how shall I imploy em to make the most profit of em .

da.

That would be knowne indeed .

da.

I le put out one million to vse , after the rate af seuen score to the hundreth : and yet I wnot , no fie , for then you wil ha my humor brought at h stage for a vserer ; to preuent with scandalous report , i le put it into my Scribe-maiors hand , and he shall deale for mee .

Kal:

There s is a simple cloake to couer his villany .

Phil:

T is a very short one , : and passing slite to hide his knauerie .

boy .

it cannot chose but be seene through ,

dam:

An other Milion i le lay to bestow in Offices . I wil haue welth or i le rake it out at h kennels else , chimnies ha smoakt for alreadye , and now i le deale vpon sea-cole and salt , now , now , now , it comes , sweet gold , honest Dorus , fortunate Demetrius , deuine gold , how , how , shal I adore thee , O let me do the homage of my knees : now nowe , for the tongue of a Poet , tho I hate poetrie worse then any of the seauen deadly sinnes , I could wish my selfe a Poet for some houre , to write a Poem in the praise of my diuine mistres ; and see the verie bed wherein her diuinitie is lodged : happy , happy , thrice

boy .

happie Dametas , now like an oreioid louer , let mee open the sheets of my heauenlie mistris , with reuerence , so with humble reuerence , and like a blushing louer that puts out the light ere he presumes to touch the bed of his loue so let me darken the candles of my bodie , mine eies , and first blesse my hands with touching , next inrich mine ears with hearing , and lastlie make happie my eies with with seeing , and let them convey the ioy down into the bosome of my thoughts , by degrees , softly by degrees .

Phi:

Did you euer see Asse make such a ceremonious preparation

dam:

be not offended sweet mistris that I presume to touch .

phil:

a fooles head of your owne ,

Kal:

Has a bin at any cost of al this inuocate for a coxcomb and a bel .

phil:

beshrow my iudgement but he deserues it ,

boy :

And his desert were neere so much , he could but beare away the bel , and so you saie he doth :

da:

A coxcombe and a bel , oh indignity : damnable oke , vile and euil accurst Dorus , vnfortunate Dametas , Diana I tel thee thou art no honest goddes to vse a Gentleman thus . What here a writing , your helpe good spectacles , lend me your helpe good spectacles , some comfortable newes good spectacles :

Who hath his hire hath well his labours plast , Earth thou didst seeke , and store of earth thou hast . He that vaine hopes pursues for loue of pelfe , Shall loose his wits and likely finde himselfe , Then thinke thy paines rewarded well , Thou broughst the foole , beare backe the bell : Of other matters what ensues Adonis bower shall tell the newes , Villanous poetry , I am made a flat foole by poetry , But though I can do em no further disgrace , my fatall curse , a Wronged gentlemans fatall curse dwell euer vpon them , Diana Heere me , and let my words finde gratious acceptance . Kal.

Hide your heads , the terrible curse comes like a ston vpon you

Da. Rancor , spite , mallice , hate , and all disasters , Strengthen my faith against all portastors . May their intents tho pure as christall glasses , Be counted falts and capitall trespasses , O may their liues and labourd industrie , Though worthy of Apolloes plaud it be The cleerest thought in loyalty excelling Be by some Dor presented for libelling , when they haue writ a seeine in which their braines , Haue dropt there deerest sweets , and their swoln vaines , Emptied their Cundits of their purest spirit , As they stand gaping to receiue their merrit , In sted of plaudities their chiefest blisses Let their desarts be crownd with mewes and hisses : Behinde each post and at the gallery corners , Sit empty guls , slight fooles and false informers , Let some slye Foxe out of discreations embers , Terme them the lands vnnecessary members , And like the deere when they haue spent their breath , to make kings sport let them be torn to death , Euen by their friends , t wold set my thoughts a twanging Might I but see one of them go to hanging . 1 Capt.

A passing strange curse and no question he has traueld far for some of the rimes ,

2 Cap.

He must trauaile further that finds any reason in t ,

1 Cap.

No matter for reason theirs rime enough and that be good .

2 Cap.

Som : of it is no better then it should be , or my iudgement deceiues me .

1 Cap.

Sure he had some reason to make this rime , and a man could pick it out ,

2 Cap,

rather then i le be counted inquisitiue , mine eares shal content themselues with the rimes onely , and leaue the reason to the scanning of poets whom it more neerly concerns .

1 Cap,

But where s the wag that inuited vs to this banquet of mirth shrunke in the wetting ?

2 cap:

t ware a rare iest now if whilst the boy kept vs heere in expectation of Dametas gullery his M : had made an escape with the duks daughters ,

1 cap:

that or some knauery else vpon my life , I had the boy in shrowd suspision at the first .

2 cap.

And this his suddaine and stolne departure , confirmes it currant

2 cap:

then we are sped , for in suspisions face ,

I see some suttle stratagem in chase . Enter miso and Maenasses wife ? Wife :

Will your lordship beleeue me now : nay and I sa it your worship may swe rt , tho I haue but a ( poore as to say ) hole of mine own I hope the spirits haue more denomination ouer me , then to make it a common slaughter house of carnallity where euery iacke may command flesh for his mony ,

miso :

No more words sweet woman I confesse I was in the wronge , there is not the hole the Foxe hides his head in : and therefore for the loue of womanhood conceale mine errors , for howsoeuer I complaind t is thy forhed aks , thy temples ha the terrible blow as the say , thy husband is a bad man .

wife ,

my husband :

miso :

I , I , good woman thy husband : he is as I say a fleshly member and I fear he hath ouercome the foolish thing my daughter .

Wife

your daughter i le slit her nose by this light and she wer ten ladies , t was not for nothing my husband said he should meete her this evening at Adonis chappel , but and I come to the godspeed on t , I le tel em on t soundly ?

miso :

I do good woman tel em on t , & spare not but in any case do not scold .

Wife :

Why may not a gentlewoman scold in a good case :

miso :

I know not what a gentlewoman do in a good case , but a lady must not in any case :

Wife :

tho I may not scold I may tel em roundly on t I hope ,

miso :

that may you do lawe ,

Wife :

and i le not be mealely mouthd I warrant em , wil you beare me company to the chappell maddam ?

miso .

with all my hart mistris , what Dorus hath giuen me , i le giue my friend , no foole to company .

Exeunt .
Actus quinti , scena prima . Enter the duke at adonis bouer Farewell bright sunne thou lightner of all eies thou falst to giue a brighter beame to rise . Each tree and shrub were tramels of thy haire , But these are wier , for none but kings to weare , And my rude tonge striuing to blaze her forth , Like a bad artseman doth disgrace her worth , but heere s the place , vpon this christall streame : Where Citherea did vnyoake her teame Of siluer doues , to interchange a kisse With young Adones shall I meete my blisse : The gentle minits crownd with christall flowers , Loosing there youthes , are growne vp perfect howers , To hasten my delight , the bashfull moone that since her dalliance with Endimion , Durst neuer walke by day is vnder saile , In steede of sheetes has spred her siluer vaile , Each gliding brooke and euery bushy tree Being tipt with siluer were her liuery , And the dim night to grace our amorous wars , Hath stuck nine spheares full of immortall stars , Insted of pearles the way on which she treads Is strawd with Christall deu and siluer beades . Enter Dutches . She comes , her feete makes musicke with the ground , And the chast ayre is rauisht with the sound , My soule flyes forth to meete her : hell my wife , Her presence like a murtherer driues the life Out of my pleasure breast , her ielous eie Enuyes the heauen of my felicity . Dut.

Zelmane , or my husband life or hate .

K. What makes old Autum out a bed so late , that snow should goe a woeing to the sunne When one warme kisse works her confusion . Dut. I haue the iest , suspition that keepes Court in my husbands thoughts , seeing my loue , Elect this walke , hath brought him after him . K.

She dogs her fure , and she to shake her off Hath taine some other walke I le place mine eare in distance of her will .

Dut.

Could I but heare the innocent deliuery of his breath , t wold be a second iubile of mirth .

Da.

Heere comes my loue .

Enter Manasses like Lisander . Dut. your loue ? Alasse poore Duke , Your forward hopes will meete a barren spring , My sunne appears . Da. Fie your loue speakes to loude , Your sunnes eclipst , your date vpon a cloude . Dut. See how his armes like precious phenix wings , Spred to imbrace me . Da. Now the Cucko sings , Those amorous armes do make a golden space To hug a Duke . Dut.

But i le fill vp the place .

Da. Those fingers tipt with curious porphery , Staining Pigmalions matchlesse imagery , Like amorous twins all of one mother nurst , Contend in curtesie who should touch me first . Dut. should touch me first : their strife is vndertook , To twine a young bay not a farre stooping oake . Da. Young bay , stale lest , that a dry saplesse rinde should hold young thoughts , and a licentious minde , Were he but gone now . Dut: Were the Duke away , My hope , had got the better of the day . Man:

This is Adonis chappell , I wonder they come not , tho I beare a little learning about me , and a few good clothes , I wold not wish am to make Balams asse a me : for though many fooles take no felicity but in wearing good clothes ( tho they be none of their own ) I haue a further reach in me .

Da:

I could ban my stars .

Dut:

I curse my fate .

Da:

That crosse me thus .

Dut:

Make me vnfortunate .

Da:

Alas good lady , how her prety feet labour to finde me .

dut:

that my hopes should meete such blacke euents .

da:

O would the trindly night darken her selfe .

Dut. Would the Moone lose her light , That in the bosome of some foggy cloud I might embrace my loue . Duke But night is purblind To make a Duke a slaue . Dut. To make a Dutches wrastle with amorous passions . Duk, life a spleene Could my rough breath like a tempestious wind , Blow out heauens candles , leaue the world starke blind , That it might either haue no eies to see : Or vse those eies it hath to pleasure me . Dut.

Or vse those eies it hath to plesure me .

man .

Who woulde ha thought the cold had bene so good a musition : howe it plaies vpon my chappes , and maketh my teeth skippe vp and downe my mouth like a company of virginall Iackes , but I find small musicke in it , and Mopsa should come now I could doe her little good , yet and she were here , she and I would haue about at cob-nut or at cheri-pit or somewhat to keep our selues from idlenes , tho she be but a foole , the bables good enough to make sport with all in the darke and that very word hath started her .

Enter Mop . Mop,

whos 's there Manasses .

man,

yes Mopsa .

mop.

plain

Mop.

I might be madam Mopsa in your mouth , goodman &c. wher s Dorus .

man,

why because he wil not be saide to make too much hast to a bad bargaine , he is not come yet ,

mop,

not come , a pescod on him , but als one I thought at first he would make but a foole on me .

man,

would you haue him mend Gods workmanship ?

mop,

But chose him , since he hath buld me with an vrchin , i le goe fetch Raph our horskeeper , let him that got the calfe keep the cow in a knaues name and he wil , ha you your booke heere .

man,

no matter wench , I can dote wel inough without booke ,

mop.

Nay and ye can dote wel inough your selfe , I care for neither of them both , but indeed I loue to haue a thing wel done , for saies my mother , a thinge once wel done , is twice done , and I am in her mind for that vp and downe ,

Dut, Whos 's with my Lord the Duke , it cannot be , Mine eie would not conceale such trechery . Dut, T is not the Dutches sure , no it is amarous Ioue , that seeing Zelmane passionate for loue , Descends to comfort her , Ioue if there be A powerful Phebus God of poetry , In deare remembrance of faire Daphnes rape , to win my loue , lend me some stranger shape , Such as your selues haue worne , that when your fame is sung by poets , they maie cote my name , Dut,

Sure t is my daughter ,

Duk, Daughter : how her eie Cuts out new formes , new shapes of iealousie : Dut. As sure as death t is she , for see they stand like amarous twins , intwisted hand in hand , Breast against breast , and that no ioy be missing , To heare discourse , their lips keepe time with kissing , I le not indurst impatience grow strong , And tho a prince , tel him he doth thee wrong . duk Do preethe do , this sweetens al the rest , But here would be the elixar of the iest , if whilst we kept each other at a baie , A third should come , and beare the hare away . Enter dametas . dam.

villanous poetrie , vnchristian like poetry , I am cozend of my golde by poetrie , robd of my charge by poetrie , made an apparent foole by poetrie vilanous Oke , accurst Dorus , vnfortunat Dametas : whos 's there my daughter and with Zelmane ? a wel-willer to Dorus , a fauorite to poetrie , and therfore enemie to Dametas , come hither mop so , a thy fathers blessing come not neare her : what Mopsa .

mop.

yes , whos 's there ? Dorus .

dam.

Confusion a Dorus , I am thy miserable father , didst not see Hippolita ,

mop.

no by my troth not I ? Did ye not see Dorus .

dam.

Poxe of dorus I am vndone madam and thou telst mee not of Hipolita ,

mo,

Pox a Hippolita , I am a dumbe woman and you can tel me newes of Dorus

da,

I had rather see ten doruses hangd then lose Hippolita ,

mo,

I had rather see ten fathers damd then lose my sweet dorus ,

da ,

I shal run mad and I find not Hippolita .

Mop:

I shall run franticke and I find not Dorus .

Dut:

What s heere , I shall run mad for Hipolita .

duke :

And I shall run franticke and I find not Dorus , I hold my life we haue some comedy in hand , we shall haue a full sceane , for here comes more actors .

Enter Mopso and Manasses wife . Wife

Assures I am a sinner to God madam , that same s he .

muso

What with a brace of wenches , I faith olde brocke , haue I tane you in the maner , is this the fruits of your lying alone ? is this your court custome with a wanion , lend mee thy knife , tho I had neither house , nor land to giue em , i le bestow a whores make betwixt you and yet I will not scold neither .

mep:

What a gudyere aile you mother , are you frampall , know you not your owne daughter .

miso .

Mopsa , O insufferable wrong , make thine own natural child thy bawd ,

duke

Heere s an excellent patterne for wiues to learne to scold by

miso .

What mistres Amason , ha you such a cocking spirit , honest Women cannot keepe their husbands at home for you : t is not for nothing now I see , that the Dutches lookes yellow on you , but i le teare that painted whores face of yours ( by this light ) and yet I wil not scold neither .

man

Madam ,

miso :

i le mad you with a vengeance .

The duke and dutches step both forth and restraine her . dut,

Touch not the prince .

duke

On your alleagance forbeare , what means this outrage , cannot our private walks be priviledged from your wilde contentious .

dut:

how fares the prince .

duk:

How cheares my good Zelmane ?

man:

Zelmane , no Gods my iudge my liege , I am Manasses , miserable Manasses , your husbands scribe-maior madam .

dut:

Manasses .

duk:

A foole .

mis.

My man .

wife

And my deere head , alas sweet loue , what makest thou heer .

m ,

Mary worke for the hangman , and the Duke be not the more mercifull .

duke

There s some deceit in this , Dametas , wheres Hippolita ?

dam:

I , I , there s som knauery in this : Mopso wheres Hippolita ?

mis:

doubtles there s some villany in this , Mepso wher s Hipolita ?

mep:

Ther s no plaine dealing in this , Manasses wheres Dorus ?

Gry:

Answere directly , where s Hippolita ?

dam:

Alas madam I knowe not , whilst I almost melted my selfe with digging of gold in Dianaes oke , I left her in my wiues charge

wife

And whilst I ran to Manasses , thinking to take my husband & his wife in the manner , I left Hipolita in my daughters chamber

man:

and whilst I came to Adonis chappel to be tost in my mariage blankets with Dorus , I left my little dog pearl plucking dazies :

duke

Who sent you to Diannes oke to dig gold ?

Gry:

who sent you to take your husband in Manasses house ?

wife :

dorus .

duke

who sent you to Adonis chappell .

mep:

dorus :

duke

And who turnd you into this shape :

Man:

They that I feare haue made guls of vs all , Zelmane , and dorus :

duke :

we are all simply gulde , and see where the Sunne scarce halfe ready , skippes from his Easterne bed , smiling at our gullery :

Enter Lisander and demetrius . dem:

Come where s this lusty wit-maister .

Lisa:

the keeper of this loue-lottery ,

dem:

This gallant luventus of fourscore , that like my Lady of the Lake , displaies against al commers .

Lisan.

May a couple of plaine witted princes haue a sight of your prizes :

dem :

Where be these Ladies ha ? ha your wits had such a skirmishing that the two maides haue lost their heads in the conflict .

dut ;

Heads , I and bodyes to my Lorde , and all at one shot , and which is worse our wits are so scatered with the terible blow that to be plaine we are scarce our owne men againe .

dem:

then you haue had some knocking ,

mun :

so it appeares by the storie my Lord :

lisan :

How say you my lady , what Oule sings out of that Iuy bush

dem:

was your witt knighted in this last action :

man:

I am 〈…〉 ch a foole , I loue my lord , I am no knight , I am Manasses , they made a plaine foole .

Dam:

the onely were , for the gaurded foole is out of request : but faith my liedge how did your opposites behaue themselues , did they win the Wenches faire at the point ?

Du.

At the very push of inuention , and went off cleere vntoucht ,

Lisa:

And could you draw no blood of their wits :

Du.

Not a drop .

Lisa.

Nor demetrius neither , nor Manasses ?

Du:

Neither , to our owne disgrace be it spoken , the carriage of their stratagem deserues applause , and I held it a credit to rest captiue to such valiant conquerors ?

Lisan :

Why so be , I like a man that wil confesse his error .

Da:

It merrits comisseration madam and my liege , not to detract from our worth : your eare , we two are the parties you wot on .

Du.

Ware you the men ?

Lisan :

No he was the man , mary I was the woman in the moone , that made you walk al this last night like the man in the mist , I could say somewhat to you to Madam as for demetrius & his man let them stand like fooles as they are .

Du.

Can it be possible .

Da.

No , no , we are guls , Innocent sots , but lante tanta , the girles are ours we haue won em away to dargison .

Lisa:

Come we haue won the conquest , and that s sufficient .

Da.

You are a manasses t is not sufficient : aha not Hercules for iole , Ioue , for Danue , Apollo for daphene , pan for Sirne , nay the whole pack of their piperly godheads could a dischargd a stratagem with more spirit of al merit , an ambling nag and a down a down we haue borne her away to dargison .

Enter Iulio and Hippolita . dut.

T was the most rarest , diuinest , Metaphisicalst , piece of inuention , that , what say you my leige .

Du:

I giue your desarts their full merrit you haue gotten equality

iulio :

All the wenches gaue you :

Da.

Alas what spirits vnder the moone could haue detaind her but know that her cherry red lip , a downe , a downe .

Hip:

Trust me but you haue deserued high commendation .

iulio :

Your merrit stood of the vpper staire of admiration .

Dem:

Why thou hast a pretty relish of wit , now that canst see the broad ey of my desart at a little hole of demonstration .

iulo.

your desart saue me free , you haue done a most ( to vse your own phrase ) Metaphysicall piece of seruice , but you had some helpe in t questionles ,

Hip:

I do not thinke but the ladies had some hand in t :

da,

A finger , I confesse a finger by the hope of perseuerance , a very litle finger .

iuli,

I thought asmuch by the making of the iest .

Hip,

I cannot detract from the ladies worth , for I know em for excellent work women ,

dam,

work women fit to make tailors men .

Hip.

I by my faith do I , nay your best tailors are arrant botchers to em , you shal haue a lady make an end of a sute , a court sute , especially when all the tailors in a countrey know not how to set a stich in t .

dorus ,

Some ordinary sute perhaps .

Hip:

your best court suits that are , are finisht by ladies , I haue known a suit my selfe lien a making and maring 3 , 4 , and fiue yeare together and then a lady hath despacht it in a month with a wet finger , such a finger might the ladies haue in your plot .

de,

neuer wet a finger by this sun .

iuli.

Then she helpt you with one dry iest or other , but and we may be so bold : faith where are the ladies ?

da.

sure enogh I warrant you , some fooles now would haue kept em heare and haue beene guld on em againe , and laught at age , bvt to preuent all danger , we haue shipt em home for Lacedemon ,

iulio :

to Lacedemon , your sunne of wit shines but dimly in that methinkes , to whose charge haue you trusted em ?

Lisan :

to them we durst , nay you must thinke wee are no fooles ,

iu.

Fooles : nay deepe wit , and pollicy forbid .

Da,

We had no sooner their surprisall , but we had disguise ready , a ship ready , a couple of lusty friends ready , the Lacedemons intelligencers :

iuli.

durst you trust such pretious iewels in such rusty caskets :

da:

durst , our health , our liues : why they were my tenants , nay you must thinke we sifted them , we are no fooles in that neither .

hip :

If in any thing your wits deserue the bable t is in that ,

iuli:

none but fools wold haue commited such inestimable peeres to a couple of strangers :

hip :

And in a ship to ,

iu:

And vnder saile to .

dut:

And vnfurnisht of friends to .

du :

And without shipping to follow em to .

iu.

you were no fooles in any thing but that , & in that not to flatter , you expresse the true shape of folly and merely merrit the name of fools .

da.

What will you saie now when these fellowes surrender vs our loues ?

Aunt

Wee le discharge you and set their names down for gulls in your stead .

De:

you know the prouerbe when the skie fals we shal haue larks .

Lisan :

And when you can bring proofe that we are cosend of our Wenches wee le be the woodcocks .

Iulio :

Why then we haue once springed a couple of woodcockes .

Enter Violletta and Hippolita . Aunt :

Doe you know these ? Who are the fooles now ?

deme:

Violletta .

Lisand:

My Hippolita :

dam:

What a strange change is heere :

Hippo:

yes faith gallants you haue very strange carding and you knew al , but I hope you le offer vp your cards and yeild the set lost .

dam:

Guls :

Lisan:

And abusd i le loose my life before I loose my honor ,

dam.

Honor , and life before i le loose my loue :

Draw Du:

Nay gentlemen we bar all violence , the liberty of our challenge was to all alike equally free , and since these by faire play haue won em , it stands with our honor to see them peaceably possest of em , then surely take em , for though you weare the breeches giue vs leaue to stand a little :

Hippo: why father i st not time that we were sped T is a great charge to keepe a maidenhead , Loose it we must and to preuent il course , Better to giu et then haue it stolne perforce , if you be pleasd let enuy doe her worst Spit out her poyson or containt and burst ? Welcome to all , to all a kind god night , They trewly liue , that liue in scorne of spight . FINIS .

In B. the last page , for Lord , read loue cannot be saued .

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Nay further , I think a Lord cannot be sau'd , for hee is of all religions h●yre that men will loue for vertue , or a rich heyre marry a poore wench without a portion , inhe●●tance Like an old Vsurer at a young heyres inheritance , and I h'ate ready hookt for him : and preferr● him : and he ere he comes , my plot is to preferre thee to his seruice . knew● wise a child as you take me for , I neuer knewe my father . sexe-contrould such a manly grace , As had nor her mild sexe contrould my thoughts , I could haue falne dese●● You ouer price vs madam , not our desert But the weake spi 〈…〉 of our opposites . du●ious Ile try your dubious seruice : I command , Your knee to kisse o● Forrest sport beeing done , A second chace of louelier sport's begunne . stratagems● my inuention must turne trauailer for more stratagems what & I should discouer their plot to the ou● in a manner got em into our possessions , our hopes like false fires hauing brought vs sh●wne VVhether my 〈◊〉 showne in the reskue of the Ladyes , or the ardent Harl●kene plunges the other downe , whilst I like a Harlekene in an Italian comedy , stand making faces fli● Oh do not flie my presence , gentle wanton stay , What ver●e Hipolita , but take heede of em , they be a verie filling meate , and dangerous things for couted He courted me once , and agen , and thrice , Tis vertue swe●t bed-mate turnd , and as he would ha spoke I sweet with feare , and in that feare I woke , w●l But the Dutches will like neither the Dukes doings nor yours vnpre●ented thy seruiceable dutie in concealing , and vnpresented policy in thus making known thy loue , sort rewar●ed pleasure , turne Rebellion downe : See them rewarded . besaud Renounce it then , for I beleeue you'le neuer be saud by't . Nnights Gold , Gold makes Heralds , Heralds make Knight , and Knights stampe Ladies . Mops● of you now , these two Beagles , Dorus and Mopsa , haue run themselues breathlesse in the awongst couetous Landlordes , and that would I squirt amongst beggerlie Tennants : Some against Vsurers luxur ous Protestant ; and that tickles the eare of the luxurious Atheist . ctc. him at his downe lying , nor his vprising , etc. And this be the Court fashion , would I Putitane Manasses wife ? marie fire Maister gunner ; a Puritane turnd Puncke : Gods my precious . Ile slit slumble for she's all the blockes last in my eie to stumble on : and God blesse my wits , for the foole accesle fooles , and by there absence haue won a free accesse to an escape . If my Lisanders hope proue bl●●●e This night shall Crowne vs Monarchers of our blisse . victoriuos to your high Maiestie , as my first & most victorious conquerour . sleete Then hast slow time , exchange thy leaden fleete , For Hormes wings till I my faire hopes lubilee thy will , and let thy thoughts Proclaime a jubilee : my teeming hope : Are now deliuered of out Twould argue a kind of cowardise in our wits , that ha such suspectles admittance Lacedemou furnisht of that to , you remember the two Lacedemon intelligencers mu●es entrance , and passe ouer the stage like mules , to furnish out a showe . tea ming scold neither , and I had bin an old hag past teaming as his whore is a puritan , it had bid somwhat induer● , to vse me thus , flesh and blood canot induere , let me come in , open the dore let me commical no fellow acters in his most lamentable , comical , historicall , tragicall , musicall , pastoriall humotist Signer Mattocke , a very sharpe sastyricall humorist , and Mounser le spade , but he goes somewhat downinto with seeing , and let them convey the ioy down into the bosome of my thoughts , by degrees ok● coxcombe and a bel , oh indignity : damnable oke , vile and euil accuest Dorus , vnfortunate accuest indignity : damnable oke , vile and euil accurst Dorus , vnfortunate Dametas , Diana I tel futther foole by poetry , But though I can do em no further disgrace , my fatall curse , a Wronged gentlemans betorne their breath , to make kings sport let them be torn to death , Euen by their friends , twold enening my husband said he should meete her this evening at Adonis chappel , but and I come to the withall with all my hart mistris , what Dorus hath giuen art seman striuing to blaze her forth , Like a bad artseman doth disgrace her worth , but heeres the Endimior bashfull moone that since her dalliance with Endimion , Durst neuer walke by day is vnder saile ●arme should goe a woeing to the sunne When one warme kisse works her confusion . wormanship would you haue him mend Gods workmanship ? scribe-ma●or Manasses , miserable Manasses , your husbands scribe-maior madam . halfeready simply gulde , and see where the Sunne scarce halfe ready , skippes from his Easterne bed , knock●ng then you haue had some knocking , y●u How say you my lady , what Oule sings out of that Iuy Si●ne for Danue , Apollo for daphene , pan for Sirne , nay the whole pack of their piperly godheads detainder Alas what spirits vnder the moone could haue detaind her but know that her cherry red lip , a knowem cannot detract from the ladies worth , for I know em for excellent work women ,