¶
The
wyll
of
the
Deuyll
.
IN
mine
owne
name
,
Amen
:
I
Belseebub
chiefe
of
Hell
,
Prince
of
Darckenesse
,
Father
of
the
Unbeleeuers
,
and
Gouernour
of
the
vniuersall
Sinagogue
papisticall
,
being
sycke
in
body
and
Soule
,
make
this
my
Testament
and
last
Wyll
,
in
manner
and
forme
following
,
that
is
to
saye
:
Fyrst
,
I
bequeath
my
spitefull
soule
&
body
,
to
my
sonne
Antichriste
,
together
to
be
buried
in
Saint
Peters
Churche
at
Roome
,
vnderneath
the
highe
Aulter
and
Canape
:
or
in
the
stony
and
carnall
heartes
of
my
Dearlynges
,
the
Masse
mongers
and
Papistes
.
Also
all
my
Ceremonies
whiche
in
the
Churches
bee
vsed
here
within
this
Region
.
I
giue
them
to
the
makers
and
inuenters
thereof
,
and
to
their
posteritie
,
to
bestow
them
where
they
wyll
,
that
is
to
saye
:
Fyrst
,
I
giue
and
bequeath
to
Pope
Phelix
,
all
such
superstitious
and
ydle
Holydayes
as
he
inuented
:
And
to
Honorius
the
Iewe
and
coniurer
,
I
giue
the
Offeringes
,
which
were
giuen
to
Idols
and
Images
:
And
I
giue
Constantine
,
all
the
whole
Images
of
my
Churches
:
My
Belles
to
Sabianus
:
my
Popish
Hympnes
,
to
Pope
Leo
:
my
Mattens
and
Organs
,
to
Vrbanus
and
Vitalyanus
:
my
Synging
,
to
Pope
Stephanus
:
my
Procession
,
to
Agabitus
:
to
Pope
Alexander
,
my
coniured
Waters
:
to
Paschalis
,
my
reliques
:
to
Honorius
,
my
Letany
:
my
supersticion
of
Lent
,
to
Thelesphorus
:
the
vygill
Saturdaye
,
to
Pope
Innocent
:
and
the
Fridaye
fysh
,
to
Pope
Leo
:
The
Imbre
dayes
to
Pope
Calixtus
:
to
Theodorus
,
the
Paschal
at
Easter
:
to
Gregory
the
.vii.
the
Sayntes
vygils
and
Rogation
weeke
:
my
Lent
seruice
,
to
Auela
the
fyrste
:
my
shrynes
and
dedication
,
to
Sergius
and
Phelix
:
All Hallowes
and
all
soules
day
,
to
Iohan
the
.xix
:
and
to
Pope
Boniface
the
fowrth
:
My
yearely
confession
▪
to
the
Councell
of
Laternense
:
and
all
other
my
Ceremonies
,
to
the
inuenters
thereof
,
as
precisely
as
I
rehearsed
them
particulatly
by
name
.
And
I
giue
and
bequeathe
to
the
Userers
of
all
Townes
and
places
,
twenty
millions
of
Gold
,
to
be
deuyded
equallie
betweene
them
,
as
they
woulde
parte
my
blessing
,
and
that
they
leande
to
no
manner
of
personne
any
parte
thereof
,
without
great
lucre
and
gaines
,
yea
,
and
without
bearing
any
aduenture
at
all
.
Item
,
I
giue
my
Chastitie
to
the
Clargie
.
Also
I
giue
to
the
best
parte
of
them
,
eueryche
a
red
bloody
Gowne
,
and
euerie
other
of
them
,
a
longe
greene
Gowne
,
or
a
fine
blacke
Gowne
with
euerych
their
typpettes
of
veluet
and
sarcenete
,
down
to
the
grounde
,
to
be
knowne
from
other
men
,
followinge
mee
to
my
buriall
,
if
I
dye
,
and
none
other
personnes
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
the
meane
sort
of
people
,
a
.
M.
loaues
of
bread
to
be
giuen
to
the
Dogs
,
rather
then
to
poore
men
.
Item
,
to
the
Mercers
,
and
Grocers
,
and
other
reteylers
of
wares
,
euerych
of
them
,
a
cloathe
to
hang
before
their
windowes
,
and
eueryche
of
them
a
subtyle
lyght
,
to
make
all
their
wares
shew
fyne
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
the
Uinteners
,
all
my
rotten
Wines
,
to
apparell
the
rest
of
their
Wines
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
euery
Tayler
,
a
Banner
,
wherein
shall
be
conteyned
all
the
parcelles
of
cloath
and
Sylkes
,
&c.
as
he
hath
cast
them
into
Hell
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
eueryche
of
the
cheefest
men
of
Lawe
,
a
Moyle
,
to
brynge
hym
to
Hell
,
and
two
ryght
handes
to
helpe
himselfe
withall
,
to
take
money
of
both
parties
:
And
to
euerie
of
these
Pety
bouget
men
of
Lawe
and
Tearmers
,
a
couple
of
Geldynges
for
him
and
his
man
,
to
ryde
vp
&
downe
,
and
a
Bouget
to
put
their
Suppenas
in
,
to
a
cracke
the
poore
men
with
all
in
the
countrey
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
all
Women
,
Souereignty
,
which
they
most
desire
,
and
that
they
neuer
lacke
excuse
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
euerie
Single
Woman
,
and
Unchaste
Wyfe
in
London
,
a
couered
baskette
,
to
beare
in
their
handes
,
and
to
the
finest
sort
of
them
,
an
Aplesquyer
to
go
before
euerych
of
them
to
couer
their
follyes
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
all
Whoremongers
,
Fornicatours
and
adulterers
,
a
craftie
witte
,
to
wrest
the
Scriptures
,
and
to
make
them
serue
for
fylthie
purposes
,
therby
to
excuse
and
proue
them selues
faultlesse
.
Wherein
,
I
wyll
all
our
Sodomiticall
Clergye
,
which
for
their
owne
ease
,
doo
abhorre
painfull
Wedlocke
,
and
replenishe
the
worlde
with
incestuous
whoredome
,
to
helpe
and
aide
them
with
vnshamefast
rayling
against
our
enimies
,
the
ministers
of
Gods
worde
.
Item
,
I
giue
vnto
him
,
which
vnder
the
Tytle
of
Heresies
Testament
,
dyd
as
a
Ualyaunt
Champion
of
ours
,
most
trayterouslie
defame
,
and
sclaunder
the
true
doctrine
of
my
great
foe
and
enimie
Iesu
Christe
,
a
stubburne
,
styffe
,
and
rebellious
hart
therewith
,
stoutlie
through
my
speciall
diuelishe
grace
,
to
withstande
and
resyst
,
asmuch
as
in
him
lyeth
,
to
let
his
Princes
proceedinges
,
and
to
intoxicate
and
poyson
the
symple
,
least
they
fall
and
swarue
from
mee
,
and
after
his
deceasse
,
if
he
continew
faithfully
,
to
the
ende
in
my
seruice
,
a
place
in
Hell
,
nexte
to
Sathan
my
eldest
sonne
.
And
bicause
that
with
the
inuincible
swoorde
of
my
mortall
enemye
,
which
most
victoriouslie
raigneth
nowe
,
our
kingdome
being
almost
subuerted
,
sauing
that
yet
some
of
our
Marked
Monsters
do
boldly
&
vnshamefastly
agaynst
theyr
owne
conscience
and
knowledge
maintayne
and
vpholde
it
,
fyghting
with
tooth
and
nayle
for
oure
honour
and
right
.
I
feele
my selfe
wounded
to
death
,
without
any
hope
of
recouerie
.
For
all
Phisitions
,
to
whome
I
had
giuen
leaue
to
kyll
,
boldlye
without
any
feare
of
enditement
or
hanging
,
and
to
mynister
poyson
to
the
patientes
,
in
steede
of
wholsome
Phisycke
,
haue
with
the
crafty
and
theeuish
Surgeons
all
forsaken
mee
,
I
doo
heare
,
in
my
ragious
mynde
,
giue
my
ample
and
l●rge
banner
and
standarde
the
Masse
,
vnder
the
which
,
all
false
Christians
,
haue
with
me
stubburnly
,
and
much
more
blasphemouslye
fought
against
the
price
of
theyr
owne
Soule
health
and
redemption
,
that
is
to
saye
:
the
death
and
bloode
of
my
moste
deadlye
enemye
Iesu
Christe
,
vnto
my
good
,
especiall
and
trusty
friendes
,
Emserus
,
Echius
,
Faber
,
Constanciensis
,
and
Stephen
Gardenerus
,
with
many
other
,
vnto
whome
,
if
they
wyll
persyst
styll
in
my
decent
and
comelie
Campe
of
blasphemie
,
I
haue
prepared
a
place
meete
for
suche
Champions
and
worthy
Knightes
.
Reserued
alwaye
,
that
my
Sonne
the
Antichriste
,
with
his
shauelynges
,
and
annointed
Sodomites
shall
bee
participante
thereof
:
that
so
with
the
daylye
Offering
of
a
new
made
GOD
,
they
maye
purchase
vnto
them selues
,
my
Satanicall
blessing
,
and
Helly
rest
.
I
doo
giue
to
Vrbanus
the
fyrst
,
the
Syluer
and
golden
Chalices
:
and
vnto
Sixtus
the
fyrst
,
all
my
syne
Corporaces
:
And
the
holy
Deuyllish
hallowed
vestmentes
,
or
Parlyament
roabes
,
which
my
S●andard
b●arers
doo
vse
to
weare
in
my
battayles
and
warres
,
I
doo
bequeathe
vnto
Stephen
the
fyrst
.
Item
,
I
giue
the
rablement
of
my
other
feyned
and
domme
Ceremonies
wherewith
my
Standerd
is
patched
and
made
,
to
the
Popish
Massemongers
,
to
comfort
their
●ory
hartes
withall
,
lyc●nsing
them
,
wi●h
the
mysunderstanded
Gospell
and
Epistle
,
to
cloke
their
blasphemous
masse
,
as
I
my selfe
dyd
bring
agaynst
mine
enemie
Christ
,
plaine
scriptures
,
to
blynde
them
with
all
:
these
be
the
domme
and
blasphemous
Ceremonies
that
I
doo
meane
:
the
Confiteor
,
wherein
is
the
puddle
of
all
blasphemie
:
the
Office
:
the
mysused
Kyrye
eleeson
:
their
blasmemous
Collectes
:
their
couetous
Offertory
,
to
spoyle
the
poore
Laitie
with
all
,
and
fyll
theyr
owne
purses
:
theyr
stynkyng
Canon
,
with
theyr
Suscipe
sancta
Trinitas
,
wherewith
they
robbe
my
great
enimie
Christ
,
of
his
honour
and
glory
.
Item
,
I
wyll
them
▪
vnder
the
colour
of
the
Communion
,
set
foorth
by
theyr
godly
Prince
,
boldly
and
vnshamefastly
to
keepe
,
mayntaine
and
vpholde
my
blasphemous
Masse
,
which
is
an
iniurie
to
the
right
institution
of
the
Lordes
Supper
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
all
them
that
kepe
whores
beside
their
wyues
a
baudy
house
of
their
owne
,
and
the
saying
of
the
retchlesse
Woman
in
Salomon
(
St●ll●n
waters
are
sweete
,
and
the
bread
that
is
priuely
eaten
,
hath
a
good
taste
)
to
defend
their
baudery
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
all
Priestes
Lemondes
,
that
wyll
not
marie
,
but
perseuer
in
theyr
Sodomyticall
,
and
abhominable
chastitie
,
that
they
shal
pysse
Holywater
al
the
dayes
of
their
lyfe
,
euen
chattering
against
the
true
wyues
of
the
ministers
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
all
them
that
professe
the
Gospell
,
and
with
theyr
fylthie
lyuing
,
doo
giue
occasion
to
blaspheme
the
same
,
a
fayre
tongue
to
talke
of
it
,
an
hippocriticall
face
,
and
a
Newe
Testament
,
or
other
Booke
in
their
handes
,
to
hide
their
fayned
holinesse
,
and
hippocrisie
withall
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
all
Ruffians
,
a
Sworde
and
a
buckler
,
a
shyrt
of
mayle
,
and
hosen
of
the
same
,
a
payre
of
chained
buskens
,
a
theeuish
looke
,
and
a
whore
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
all
myydle
huswyues
:
a
small
huswyfe
or
two
to
keepe
them
company
with
all
,
&
to
loue
other
mens
houses
better
then
their
owne
,
and
to
passe
as
much
for
their
honestie
,
as
they
do
for
their
cobled
shoes
,
and
also
a
loue
to
go
gaye
on
the
holydaye
,
and
to
do
nothing
another
of
the
working
day
,
to
keepe
them
occupied
styll
.
Item
,
I
bequeath
,
to
all
Dycers
,
otherwyse
called
wyndeshaken
Gentlemen
,
to
euerie
one
a
thousand
payre
of
false
Dyce
,
a
copper
Chayne
or
two
,
twenty
copper
ryngs
plated
with
Gold
,
a
glosyng
tongue
,
a
fayre
dyssembled
countenaunce
,
to
deceaue
plaine
men
withall
,
and
an
acre
of
land
vpon
shoters
Hyll
,
worth
an
hundreth
pound
a
yeare
,
therwith
to
maintaine
his
estate
,
and
his
amorous
Ladies
.
Item
,
I
bequeathe
to
euery
honest
Woman
,
being
a
furtherer
of
Loue
,
the
keeping
of
some
great
mans
house
,
that
in
the
owners
absence
,
fayre
Wyues
maye
resort
thyther
,
to
banquet
,
and
make
mery
with
their
Frannians
.
Item
,
I
bequeath
to
euerie
yong
Woman
,
maydenlyke
,
when
shee
shall
go
to
the
market
,
a
poore
Woman
,
to
bye
hir
meate
,
that
shee
in
the
meane
tyme
maye
go
to
a
baudie
house
for
hir
recreation
,
or
else
to
a
dauncing
schoole
,
to
learne
fashions
.
&c.
Item
,
I
bequethe
to
euerie
apprentise
that
is
willyng
to
deceaue
his
maister
,
a
receauer
of
his
maisters
goodes
,
a
house
to
set
his
chest
in
with
his
apparell
,
that
he
maye
go
cleanly
:
a
Ruffian
for
his
companion
to
helpe
him
to
spende
his
money
,
&
to
bring
him
acquainted
with
with
whores
.
&c.
Item
,
I
bequeath
to
all
couettous
executors
,
a
false
and
an
vnfaithfull
harte
,
and
loth
to
depart
from
that
whiche
is
not
theyr
owne
,
not
bestowing
the
goodes
of
the
poore
flocke
of
Iesu
Christ
,
whiche
causeth
vs
much
to
reioyce
together
in
hell
,
to
see
the
multitude
that
commeth
thyther
daylye
for
that
dreadfull
offence
commytting
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
all
hatefull
haters
of
the
poore
Christians
,
a
prowde
,
crafty
,
and
vnmercifull
wytte
,
against
the
prouision
●or
the
r●liefe
and
mayntenaunce
of
the
same
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
certayne
Cities
,
Townes
,
and
Countreyes
,
neglygent
Rulers
,
deuyllish
,
vnchaste
,
couetous
,
and
insatiable
mynisters
,
poll●rs
,
and
guydes
to
haue
the
gouernaunce
therof
:
Keeping
the
goodes
bequeathed
to
the
maintenaunce
of
the
same
,
to
their
owne
lucre
and
vantage
,
and
to
make
marchandize
of
the
same
,
to
oppresse
the
poore
laboringe
flocke
of
my
enimie
Iesu
Christ
,
that
they
enioye
not
those
goodes
,
landes
and
rentes
,
according
to
the
wyll
and
minde
of
the
bequ●athers
,
but
maintayne
vserie
,
and
make
Leases
of
the
rents
thereof
,
to
to
the
vtter
vndoing
of
all
Artifyeers
,
for
the
which
vsurpers
is
prouided
a
place
with
mee
in
our
internall
Citties
and
Palaces
,
where
they
shal
raigne
with
Diues
Epulo
,
world
without
ende
.
Item
,
I
geue
to
the
faythfull
seruauntes
of
my
Sonne
Mammonna
,
a
prowde
,
couetous
,
and
an
vncharitable
hart
,
therewith
boldly
and
without
mercy
to
oppresse
the
poore
,
to
spoyle
the
fatherlesse
and
wyddowes
,
and
to
put
the
commons
of
the
countrey
from
their
farmes
,
Houses
,
commodities
and
lyuinges
:
and
all
to
mayntaine
their
Pryde
,
and
enryche
them
,
which
after
theyr
decease
wyll
spende
all
those
euyll
gotten
goodes
merylie
,
with
carding
,
dycing
,
and
whorehunting
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
all
Craftes
men
that
fyght
vnder
my
Standarde
,
a
lying
tongue
and
swearing
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
the
Butchers
,
newe
fresh
blood
to
ouersprinkle
their
stale
meate
,
that
it
may
seeme
to
the
eye
of
the
vnware
byer
,
newly
kylled
,
&
pricks
inough
to
set
vp
their
thin
meate
that
it
maye
appeare
thicke
and
well
fedde
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
the
Fyshmongers
,
free
lyberty
,
to
sell
their
rotten
Lings
,
and
stinking
Saltfish
to
breede
and
engender
diseases
among
the
people
,
to
the
Phisitions
aduantage
and
profit
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
the
Cookes
and
Pye
bakers
,
good
leaue
to
shreade
mouldy
meat
,
and
ready
runne
away
for
quick
ware
,
and
to
mengle
it
together
with
newe
fresh
flesh
,
therewith
to
make
pyes
and
pastyes
,
to
furnish
their
neighbours
Tables
withall
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
the
Goldsmithes
,
brasse
and
copper
inough
to
myngle
with
their
Rynges
and
plate
,
to
make
them
to
weye
for
aduantage
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
the
Peuterers
,
and
all
other
that
occupy
weyghtes
and
measures
,
to
haue
false
&
contrary
weyghtes
,
to
bye
with
one
,
and
sell
by
another
.
Item
,
to
the
Apothicaries
I
giue
leaue
,
that
when
a
man
asketh
them
a
thing
,
and
haue
it
not
,
to
bring
them
another
thing
and
say
it
is
that
.
Item
,
I
giue
to
my
Darelings
,
the
priuie
Papists
,
ymages
,
Crucifyxes
,
and
other
lyke
puppette
maumettry
,
to
worship
secretly
in
their
Oratories
&
Bed
Chambers
,
bicause
they
maye
not
worshippe
them
openlye
abroade
in
Temples
and
Churches
.
¶
Ouer
this
my
Testament
and
last
Wyll
,
which
I
haue
here
made
,
in
my
ragious
minde
and
spightfull
deuyllish
memorye
,
in
the
presence
of
my
great
counsaylours
,
Minos
,
and
Radamanthus
:
I
doo
make
the
Furies
of
H●ll
Executors
,
that
is
to
saye
:
Megero
,
Alecto
&
Tisiphone
:
all
Massemongers
and
Papistes
,
with
the
Author
of
Heresies
Wyll
and
Testament
,
being
faythful
Ouerseers
of
the
same
.
Written
to
our
faithfull
Secretaries
,
Hobgoblin
,
Rawheade
,
and
Bloody
bone
:
in
the
spightfull
Audience
of
all
the
Court
of
Hel.
TESTE
MEIPSO
.
The
Court
Auernall
,
after
the
rehersall
of
the
Deu●ls
last
Wyll
and
Testament
.
WO
,
wo
,
to
our
vnsatiable
paunches
,
which
through
our
Soueraigne
Lorde
Belzeebub
,
had
bene
to
long
fedde
with
the
Labours
of
the
Laytie
:
O
our
Belly
c●●●●●
,
our
Belly
cheere
,
farewell
:
that
mi●chie●●
maye
come
vpon
these
new
Gospellers
,
by
whome
we
shall
b●
driuen
to
Plough
and
to
Cart
,
and
to
kéepe
sheepe
.
O
Belseebub
,
our
sweete
Maz●n
.
Masses
of
Requiem
thou
shalt
lack
none
.
¶
These
be
the
ten
detestable
Commandements
of
Belz●●bub
,
to
his
obedient
and
accursed
Children
.
WHo
so
wyll
doo
my
commaundementes
,
and
keepe
them
well
and
sure
:
Shall
haue
in
Hell
great
torments
,
that
euer
more
shall
endure
.
Thou
shalt
not
feare
God
,
nor
thinke
of
his
goodnesse
,
To
dampne
thy
soule
,
blaspheme
God
&
his
Saints
,
Euermore
th●ne
owne
wyll
be
fast
doing
.
Deceyue
men
&
women
,
&
be
euer
swearing
,
Be
d●unken
hardly
vpon
the
Sabboth
day
:
And
cause
other
to
sinne
if
thou
maye
.
Father
nor
Mother
,
looke
thou
loue
nor
dred
,
Neither
helpe
them
though
they
haue
need
.
Hate
thy
neighbor
,
and
hurt
him
by
enuy
,
M●rder
and
shed
mans
blood
hardely
.
Forbeare
no
man
,
but
be
all
vengeable
,
Be
lecherous
,
and
in
touching
delectable
.
Breake
thy
Wedlocke
,
and
spare
not
,
And
to
deceaue
other
by
falsehed
,
care
not
.
The
●oodes
of
other
,
thou
shalt
hold
falsly
,
And
yeelde
it
no
more
,
though
he
speake
curteously
.
Company
oft
with
Women
,
and
tempt
them
to
sinne
:
Desire
thy
neighbours
Wife
,
and
his
goodes
to
be
thine
.
Do
thus
hardly
,
and
care
not
therefore
,
And
thou
shalt
dwel
with
me
in
hel
euermore
.
Thou
shalt
lye
in
Frost
and
fire
,
with
sicknesse
and
hunger
:
And
in
a
thousand
péeces
,
thou
shalt
be
torne
a
sunder
.
Yet
thou
shalt
dye
euer
and
neuer
be
dead
,
Thy
meat
shal
be
Toadee
,
and
thy
drinke
boyling
Lead
.
Take
no
thought
for
the
Floode
,
that
Christ
for
the
shed
:
And
straight
to
my
kingdome
,
thou
shalt
be
led
.
FINIS
.