HE is a Certain kind of Animall very Difficult to be Charracterized in all his Tropes and Figures , however that you may know him , take this following Description . He is a Person whose Brains are too heavy for his Conscience , and yet one is as Addle as a stinking-Egg , and t'other as rotten at Coare as a Peare . He is a meer-state Hocus Pocus , who can Play fast and loose at Pleasure . He will not allow it Lawful to Accept of Baile for Petty crimes , though never so sufficient , yet he can prove it Lawful for Impeachment of High-Treason when the Case lies at his own Door , If you are minded to put him in a Fustian-Fume , only talk 〈◊〉 liument , and it makes him Stark - Raving-Mad . You had as good look a Needle in a Bottle of Hay as desire Justice at has Hands ; but if you have a bad Cause on Foot , one Draught of 〈◊〉 Potabile renders him your Humble Servant , he is a meer Cormorant , for 't is thought he hath Devoured ten Thousand Guinies at a Break fast , though a Parliament Purgation will cause him either to Evacuate them or Pay his Head for a Reckoning . He is a Person will read in Polliticks , but cannot be ●erswaded but the best Pollicy in the World , is , To E●a●her his own Nest First , let the World run how it will Staffords Head is the best Emblem of Mortality he ever Consulted , for he seldom thinks of that , but it puts him in mind to Secure his own . He is a Person very Defective in his Opticks , for he cannot disceen a Fair Cause from a Foule Cheat , except through a Gold Prospective Glass : and then he is as Cleer Sighted as a Ly●x in Favou of the Person , presents him with it . His Coach Wheels move as heavy as his Justice , except well Greased with Pocket Dust , and th●n Jeheu's Chariot is an Ass for Expedition . A Fat Pigg well stuff'd with Jacobusses for Sauce , will make him a good Meale , and a hundred of Pippins with a Guiney in each Pippin , will serve for a good Concoction . He is a great Abhoror of Petitioning , yet thinks it no scorn to Petition for his own Life . In a Word , He is lately much troubled with the Palsey , for his very Head shakes and Totters on his Shoulders . He is so far from being a Romanist , that he Mortally hates The Weekly Pacquet of Advice from Rome , and hath Endeavoured as much as in him lay to Suppress it , until his Superiors gave him a Dose to take that Qualm off his Stomach . If you find a Person described by these Marks , bring him before his Superiors , and Possibly the Case may be so far Altered that he may Exchange a Velvet Cushion on the Bench for a more convenient Place at the Barr. However I reflect upon no Person but An Unjust Judge , and he which is so let him take it to himself .