Severall Resolves from the Cabal of virtonosi , in the Gessamine Arbor of Beneche in Cardenia .

1. Resolved , That the difference twixt the Jansenists and Semipelagians of Lochqhabria , bereferred to the learned decision of the Sorbonists in Knoydirt and Moydirt .

2. Resolved , That the tender consciences in Glencoe be allowed five Michaelmasse Moons in the year , for catching Spreachries , to support their Christmasse in flesh .

3. Resolved , That the firy Botanick Vestals of the Trone Cloyster , have liberty of harborising on the flowry banks of the river of Loytburnia , with this provision , that such springs of Rosemary as shall be gathered , be imployed for the Funerall of the Utopian Daaaagon : as likewise if they find any of the lascivious Roots , called Eringo , by the Moderns tearmed Herba Cantea , that they be decently basketted up , and sent to the Oblieging houses in the back of Bels Winde and Pataraw , for seasoning their Stipone .

4. Resolved , That no Latine Ballads shall appear in print , till they be approven by the Elders of Gilliwhimeny .

5. Resolved , That John a Groat have a patent for selling Muscadine and Hypocrasse , to refresh the Phanatick Pilgrims that comes from China in quest of Lobstar-claws and Cockle-shels .

6. Resolved , That whoever will be so fierce as to Curle in December with a slasht Taffaty Dublet , shall be honoured with a Skutchin , viz. a sable Whinstone of one hundred weight in a field Azure , and a brace of Flanel clouts Argent for his Supporters .

7. Resolved , That such Flamens of Cardenia as are clear for the interest of Appollo , be encouraged with the Excise of the Oranges and Limons that growes in the valleyes of Kintalia .

8. Resolved , That the Citizens of Dunkellia be permitted to make a Bowling Green of Gillyeranky , and that they have the gift of all such Chymicall vessels as hath not produced the Philosophers stone , for brewing Aquavitae .

9. Resolved , That the Mineral Adventurers have full liberty to drown Arthur seat in Dudiston Loch , and make discovery of the King of Nod's treasure , which was concealed there before the flood .

10. Resolved , That the Lyons os Buchania be ornamented with the Whey-beards of Quadelia , in regard they are not Ravenous beasts of Prey .

11. Resolved , That if an Antiplatonick Lady of Cardenia have the fortune to be topt by a Domestick pedant , she shall be forthwith sent to the Metropolis of Driuna , and after she hath been mustered in the Synagogue of the Grand Piasaes , and received instructions from the Lecture of that Logerheaded Oracle , that prophesies there , that she be then in a Hackney Rampant , hurried through the valley of Hoburnia , and inaugurat vestall , in the Cloyster of Bloomsberia , and Mr. Obediah Now and Anon , to carry on the work of Consecration .

12. Resolved , That if a Cardenian Ladies Jackwoman have a crack in her Curpon , and prefer the houshold Flamen to be her Husband , before the Lairds Grieve or Butler , that for that generous act she shall be absolved from the Stool of Repentance .

13. Resolved , That the Gilded Herrings of Dunbaria in Cardenia , shall be ( without let or hinderance suffered to passe by land ) if they can , to the Cantons of Swisse , to enjoy their free sence of Monarchies without their cradle a a The great gilded Herring was forking with Oliver Neptun for his privy seal of Cardenia Antipathies . Resolved likewise , if they come back the same way , they have licence to passe to Druina , so that every one hath their Privy seal , and there Collegiat themselves , against all the Sophisters of Botargo Cavear , &c. of the Drugs .

14. Resolved , That the Grand Hocus of the Cardenian Athens be prohibited to meddle any more with the screwing pins of Monarchy , b b M. R. B. Andriapoli . lest the discreet disease of his feet , be screwed up to his neck , and there supported by a pin that needs no screw .

15. Resolved , That there be a Padlock on the Pen , and a Gage in the mouth of MERCURIUS CALEDONIUS , if from hence forth he do not draw a vail over the Phanatick infirmities of the Cardenian Lunaticks .

After these decrees , the Court both adjourned , and removed their station : for notwitstanding all the Art of Umbrellaes and other cooling inventions , the scor●ching heat of the Sun , oblieged them to shift ; their next meeting place is at the Pram of Stow , nigh Wardyhouse in Norway ; And what shall then be determined , after they are well soused in Brunsweek Mum and Rustick Beer , you shall know if phlegmatick Coxcombs be not jealous , that we still speak in Riddels and Metaphors .

From Italia Nova .

The Moderator of the City of Petropolis , which the Modern Mercurius Tresmegistus tearms Pope of Rome , hath commanded Pasquinus and Morphorius his two Theological Poets to translate the Spiritual Charter of the Flamens of Cardenia into Swedes Ryme , and dressed into Notes , to the tune of Coliu toun Pung . Upon this consideration to regal with syrenads such galloping Nuns Errant that comes in pilgrimage to admire ill Rogero infuriato de St. Orlando . This same sanctified Moderator , with the advice of his Lobster Presbytery of Cardinals , hath resolved it no sacraledge to be bold with St. Peters Patrimony , to swell up his Contadini relationi to the riches and dignity of Princes , which hath so irritat the Banquers of the confraternity of Capuchins , that they resolve to withdraw their pecunial supplies , with which they furnisht his Holiness for assisting the godly Venetians ; the Multiloquacious Carthusians were no less startled at the Homologation of his Holinesses hints , for which one of them had the fate to be gelt for his saucy expressions in a Sermon , upon the vigil of sancta Futina : this oppobrie done to his Fathership raised such a Mutiny amongst the Calias of their reverences , if that they had been provided with such boysterous Kirkstools , as is the Cock nodled Matrons of Cardenia , the Moderator of Petropolis might have had his beard brushed in the same mode as the Metrapolitanus Edinensis in Anno , 1637.

From Vtopia Nova .

Apollo being sensible of the sad influences which the luxouriant Flamens brought upon his Interest , with advice of his grand Counsell , found it expedient to restrayne their exorbitant humours , and Established this ensuing Act , which is here set down in the same Language that all the Authentick Charters of that antient Kingdom are writ in .

Quandoquidem antiqui hujus Regni in Utopia Nova qui debebant esse à sacris , tot tantasque , domi forisque , in Ecclesia & Statu , procellas pro suo quisque genio , suscitarint , susque deque cuncta movendo . Hinc Statutum sit , quod si quis eorum inposterum civilibus sese miscuerit , praeter Synagogae jacturam quam proculdubio faciet , Lanifilio c c Correction house damnabitur in domo illi usui destinata , ibique secundum delicta Virgis caesus , paenas dabit .

This Act was no sooner known to these Fanatick Flamens but they hasted to their relations , which for most part are the best bred plow men of the land , Indeed this was no small mortification to them , as being a means to stop that retreat wherein they thrust their stripling Children , that could neither whistle nor dryve : for true Learning was so little regarded in the Flamenian trade , that none but Prodigious Dolts enterprised it , the most part of their Jargon being an ill Natured grumbleing in Publick against the actions of these whom they flattered in privat .

The Grand Counsell hath made many other admirable Acts for Asserting the Interest of Appollo , and the Marches twixt his Sacred Majesty and his people will be rendred so conspicuous , that there can hardly ever any mistaks fall out for the future .

From Terra incognita .

All our expectations here is , that because of our scarcity of people , his Majesty of Great Brittaine will disburden his Kingdoms of turbulent Spirits and waft them over to us .