The two-penny whore; in a dialogue betwixt a spend-thrift and a whore. Or, a relation of a two-penny bargain. Of a spend-thrift proffering two pence to a whore, having spent all but that on her before. The tune is, He that has the most money is the best man.

The true Lovers Happiness Or , Nothing venture , Nothing have .

Shewing how an Apprentice made bold to court his Masters Daughter , got her good will , and married her unknown to her Parents yet afterwards her father seeing they loved each other so intirely , he gave them a considerable portion of money to set up with , and now they live in a happy condition ; this may serve for a pattern for others .

Their complements to you I will rehearse . According as they are printed down in verse . Tune of Amintas on the new-made Hay , or Loyal Lovers .

Man . OH my Dearest come away , and hearken what thy love doth say As I am here I vow and swear I kindly will embrace thee ; Thou need not fear my only dear that I shall e'er disgrace thee . I 'le be as honest as the day , thy vertues I will not bewray , No face alive shall e're deprive me of my dearest jewel , If thou deny I sure shall dye , then ve not thou so cruel . many years I loved thee , therefore dearest pitty me , Thy very frown doth cast me down , thy smiles again revive me : Thou hast my heart where'r thou art then don't of love d●prive me . Maid . O fle thou simple Prentice boy , how durst thou with me tick & toy , Or be so bold this to unfold unto thy mastes Daughter . If he should know , 't would breed thy woe then what will follow after .

I am my Fathers own delight This you may understand aright , No Daughter he hath else but me , which makes him highly prize me ; Therefore be mute , leave off thy suit I friendly do advise thee . My Fathers anger pray you shun , Least you are utterly undone , The prison-grate will be your fate , if you run such adventures , Besides all this , if maids you kiss you forfeit your indentures . Man . Prithee dearest do not flout , At Easter next my time is out , And then I swear I will not care for master nor such Histories : But a wife i 'le have my life to sa●e , and you 'r my only mistriss . Blame me not for saying so , For love will creep where it cannot go Had I not spoke , my heart had broke I could indure no longer : Though I did fight both day & night yet Cupid grew the stronger . Me thinks I see thy lovely face As I do walk in any place , Thy chrystal eyes where Cupid lies , thy cheeks are like to Roses : Thy lips are sweet , when as we meet all vertue there incloses . Though I am poor and thou art rich Slight me not I thee beseech , You know my trade will keep a maid as well as yeoman Jarvis , If I get Pearl my dearest Girl , it shall be at thy service . Maid . Thy speeches I do much commend , Yet dare I not to condescend For fear I lose as I suppose , my fathers dear affection . Or else i 'd yield to you the field , if I might have my election . Man . Never stand to complement , This doth give me no content , Tho' father frown & mother frown , yet none of them shall rout me , I am not in jest I do protest I cannot live without thée . Thus he gain'd the Damsels love , And honest to her he did prove , He wedded her and bedded her although his Master's Daughter ; He pleas'd her well t●truth to tell , and parents love came after . For they gave them eightscore pound wherby this couples joys were crownd Thus may you see in each degree this youth was well be-friended , They live in peace , their goods increase and thus my Song is ended .