The VVestminster frolick. Or, A cuckold is a good mans fellow. A wanton wife that loved a relishing bit, in Westminster the same then she did get; and it is now concluded so together, her husband must be fain to wear bulls-feather. But yet the youngster he did not do well, ah silly fool! that he must kiss and tell; she may thank her self the business is so bad play with a man, n'er trust a tell tale lad. Tune of, Hey boys slap goes she; or, Alas poor thing!

The Westminster Frolick . Or , A Cuckold is a good mans Fellow . A wanton Wife that loved a relishing Bit , In Westminster the same then she did get ; And it is now concluded so together , Her Husband must be fain to wear Bulls-feather . But yet the youngster he did not do well , Ah! silly Fool ! that he must kiss and tell ; She may thank her self the business is so bad Play with a man , ne'r trust a tell tale lad . Tune of , Hey boys slap goes she ; Or , Alas poor thing ! ;

IN Westminster there is a Wife , a very noble Dame ; And she does live a merry life with sporting Venus Game : But yet her name I will conceal , though she does backwards fall ; She does transgress her Marriage-bed , and that spoiles all For she did cast a wanton eye upon a lively Youth ; And you shall hear it by and by , we tell it for a truth : That with a youngman she did lye , to sport , and backwards fall , Pox take her Stease , they came too low , and , that spoiles all . And many a day this Young-man came with her to sport and play ; She was so fi●'d with her Gallant , she could not say him nay ; He teu'd her soundly on the bed , she cry'd , Lad have at all , Strike up I say my noble Lad , for that spoiles all . She did the Youngman so insnare , and said her hand was warm , That he would mount to a full Careir ; I wish he took no harm : She let him lye at Twick a Twack when she did backwards fall , The bones in her Stease they did crack , and that spoyled all .

When i 'me in bed then come my Lad the pleasure is so sweet ; We 'l have a dish of butter'd Eggs when we again do meet : Thou art good metal I am sure , I will be at thy call ; Come on my dear and do not fear , for that spoiles all . My bonny Lad never be sad , with thee i 'le sport and play ; Ne'r talk of half a Crown a week , i 'le please thee every way : Thou st never want while I have a C — I will be at thy Call , Ne'r think upon t what will come on 't , for that spoiles all . But he had a soft place in his Crown , as I will make appear ; To tell it all about the Town , where he went every where , That she in kindness did excel , he had her at his call , But he 's a Clown to kiss and tell , for that spoiled all . Then it came unto her husband ear how he had sported with his wife : Now I am a Cuckold I do fear , and must be all my life ; My Neighbour has so fo●ked me he has had her at his call , He has plaid too much above her knee , and that spoiled all . Before her face to her disgrace , and her Husband too was there ; He did declare the very case , that she was Market ware : Before their Neighbors where they went he spake both some and all ; She made him to eat some Flesh in Lent , and that spoiled all . Then the poor contented silly man he made no farther strife , Though he must wear the Bull-feather he 's beholding to his wife ; She has Hornified his head so brave , when she did backwards fall ; The Tell-Tale Lad was but a Knave , for that spoiled all .