MY criticall part corrects my phantasie , as the sage Father did his Sonne Ovid for making Verses ; but my phantasie having borrowed an argument from my Intellectus agens ( as they lay in bed together , taking counsell of their pillow ) Replyed ; Why what doe yee think of the Poets , had they no Judgement ? Yes sure , saith Crisis , they that write in Verse , are to bee reckoned next to them for judgement and wisedome who write in prose . But to tell you the truth , before the dispute was ended , there was one sent with a black rod ( not to dissolve the Parliament at Westminster , but ) to charme my sences , and I fell asleep fast , for I was weary of trotting up and down in my Pilgrimage on the errand aforesaid , and yet my Pilgrimage was no pennance because voluntary . In the middest of my refreshing sleep , I fell into a pleasing dreame .

First , I began to conceive that there was a free passage from Oxford to London , for any Lord , Lady , Laundresse , &c , as if Col. Tompson our learned Littletous Agent , were bribed to make legges and faces for them .

Then I pleased my selfe with the thoughts of the Citizens Propositions for the raising of 20000 men , such as our good friends thought to hire , men that would have done the Queen service enough had they never been pressed to it , or rewarded for it , with the Auxiliaries victuals : Perchance some may say that Aulicus doth tell lies , and dreame truths . But as sure as can bee , the Anxiliaries were the confiding men , and yet some good simple Citizens were willing to withdraw that one meale from these trusty Auxiliaries , who made fourteen meales upon that one meale , that they might disarm , nay starve their friends , and feast their enemies ; the truth is , I laughed so heartily at this jeast that I had almost awaked my selfe with laughing .

Not long after , there came to my thinking a gallant Trumpeter to London ( their grand Garrison ) with C. R. upon his breast , who had the favour to ride unblindfolded as farre as Pindars pride or Fishers folly , and that very night Henry of the Low-Countreys , I say , not Holland rid out of London towards the Royall Quarters at Reding ; I hope no body heares mee , for I dreame as softly as if I did whisper , yet I am not willing to whisper some secrets of my dreame for fear of being overheard ; the Rebels have more whispering places then that of Glocester , a City that God hath blessed the more because our Cavalry have so often cursed it .

This dreame being over , I fell into a gentle slumber , and afterwards into a melancholly dreame , I dream't full sadly , that Alderman Pennington was to be sent on shipbord , and Sir Iohn Conniers restored to his old Lievtenantship of the Tower by whose motion , I leave to the Reader to consider : pardon me if I dreame waking .

I remember that Bellarmine ( as that Italian said ) dreamt once upon a time that he was in Purgatory , but he awaked and found that he was beshit : the Italian spoke plaine , and so must I. It is confessed that I have dreamt my selfe into a Fooles Paradise , I fancy our condition better and fairer then indeed it is ; for I heare that the Citizens begin to grumble , and feare that there is some designe upon them , they will have the Tower secured , their Outguards doubled and trebled ; nay , they are offended that some Ladies are at liberty , some Prisoners released , and some confiding men imprisoned . But the last part of my dream pleased me best : I saw ( what within these two dayes some hope to see by day light ) the Kings Majesty riding into London in State , attended with — &c. hee posted by White Hall and Saint Iames's , and came directly to the House of Peeres , the Speaker of the House of Commons was sent for , and his Majesty bespake them after this manner .

My Lords , and you Mr Speaker shall see that fulfilled before your eyes upon this happy day , which you have so often begged with prayers and teares . We are now returned to our beloved Parliament of England , and are welcomed hither by the good affections of our Lords , and blessings of our People . You may remember that in our Message on the 8 of April 1642. we did assure you of our Princely resolution to goe into Ireland , not declining any hazard of our own Person ) that we might performe that duty which we owe to the defence of Gods true Religion , and our distressed Subjects , and might settle the peace of that Kingdome and security of this by chastising those wicked and detestable Rebels odious to God and all good men . We offered to raise two thousand foot and two hundred horse in the Counties neere Westchester , where we desired that they might be armed from our Magazine at Hull for a Guard for our owne Person when we should have come into Ireland , but we could not then prevaile with our Parliament to defray the charge of rais ng and paying that our forementioned Guard ; And therefore we have since been forced to make use of some of those Catholikes for our necessary defence , against Anabaptists and Brownists , men we trust equally odious both to you and us . For we have reason to beleeve , that you doe now at last see your owne errour which you sell into by your causlesse jealousies , and some unworthy suggestions of necessity and imminent danger ; for we defie the Devill to prove that there was any designe with our knowledge or privity for the dissolution of this Parliament which we have been ever carefull to preserve according to our Act of Grace , our Act for the continuance of this Parliament . We understand that you have now prepared twenty six Articles to treat upon for the setling of a blessed peace in this our Kingdome of England : we desire to heare them read , and wee are ready to subscribe them all , which in our understanding ( of which God hath surely given us some use ) seeme fit to be subscribed .

Vpon this gracious speech , it was expected that some dutifull Answer should be returned : but the Speaker of the House of Peeres was no Speaker pro tempore , and the rest of the Lords were in as deep a dreame as mine owne .

The Speaker of the House of Commons was dismissed , and when hee came to his Chaire , he sate ammused ; but there started up a Westerne Sparke , and cryed , What Mr Speaker ? his Majesty in the House of Peers ? a dreame or not a dreame ? Is this the fruit of all our expense of blood , treasure , pains , time , spirits , and lives ? Is this the end of all our treating and covenanting ? no reformation of religion Mr Speaker ? durus sermo ; are all the Priviledges of Parliament , and liberties of the subject lost in a moment ? shall we and our posterity be condemned to a perpetuall slavery ? is there no remedy ? I hope you will have such a care of his Majesty as no Delinquents shall have accesse to his person ; I humbly conceive we must desire something which is safer for you to think , then for me to speak .

The Speech was ended , but my Dreame continued : His Majesty went from the House of Peeres to White-hall , and then all his old Friends ( whom Britannicus calls Malignants ) made their humble addresses to him , and desired him not to hearken to the Propofitions for Peace , they assured him that now he had the greatest advantage of the Parliament that ever he was blessed with ; for he could not want Lords , and there might be a quicke course taken with ten or a dozen of the House of Commons and then all was cock sure ; they certified him that he had a greater interest in the affections of the City then he imagined , for now all Neuters and indifferent men were ready to declare themselves against the Parliament ; the zealous men would grow colder and colder every day . But amongst the rest , one in a Fox-furred Gowne , whose gray haires made even his iniquity it selfe venerable , having scratched his crafty pate , and stroaked his beard , cryed , Sir , if it may please your Majesty to confide in your good Catholike Subjects , all will be well ; for there are a considerable number of them lurking about this City , and their number is well encreased since your Majestie came safe to Towne . Moreover , our Priests have an interest in some Ladies , who call themselves Protestants , and you will finde them active for her Majestie ; divers of them came from Oxford on purpose to serve her at a greater distance , where they might be least suspected . But one word more : Draw up your Army , especially your Irish Regiments as neare the City as you can , there will be a course taken to encourage them with money , and in time of Treatie they may march far in a night without a safe-conduct : You understand my meaning , I have opened my self too far to so wise a Prince .

I would faine have stepped into the Citie , but my pleasant phantasie sent my man Morpheus thither , who taking a piece of transparent Glasse , and standing close in the Exchange soadred the back-side of the Glasse with a kinde of silver-lead , and brought me all the species of the Merchants mindes represented in a fixed and well proportioned image .

First there came a Merchant , who in his zeale and gravitie , with eyes exalted heaven-wards , seemed to blesse God for answering all the good prayers powred forth in the monethly Fasts , for his Majesties happy returne to his great Councell . Next came a rude , but understanding fellow , who interrupted him in his devotions with an untimely jogge , and told him he did but offer up the Sacrifice of Fooles : for believe it Sir ( saith he ) unlesse we take some speedy course , within these 24 hours at farthest , all is lost , all is lost ; for ( Sir ) you know the Committee of both Kingdomes is not now sitting , and you know the conjuncture of sad symptomes : and then he run over all the former parts of my unhappy Dreame from point to point . His brother Merchant was cleane put out of his gravity , and began to talke Treason as readily as they use to doe at Salters-Hall : Well ( saith he ) if we had been wise enough to have prevented the Kings comming , all had been safe , but now we must play an after-game : Well , call a Common-Councell , consult the Militia , petition the House of Commons , be wise and valiant , or else all is lost indeed .