DIALOGUE
upon
DIALOGUE
:
OR
,
L'ESTRANGE
,
No
PAPIST
nor
JESUITE
;
BUT
THE
Dog
TOWZER
:
Shewed
in
a
short
and
plain
DIALOGUE
BETWIXT
Philo-Anglicus
and
Philo-L'Estrange
.
Improbis
ipsa
nequitia
Supplicium
.
Phi
.
Ang.
HOW
,
now
Name-sake
,
what
's
become
of
Towzer
?
Phi
.
Le
.
What
Towzer
mean
you
,
Sir
?
there
are
many
Doggs
of
the
Name
,
sir
.
Phi
.
Ang.
I
mean
the
Goliah
Towzer
,
and
the
Diana
Towzer
,
or
because
you
seem'd
to
like
it
in
your
discourse
with
Pragmaticus
the
other
day
,
the
Gogmagog
Towzer
,
that
once
so
rouz'd
and
towz'd
the
Nation
with
his
Pen
,
both
City
and
Country
,
whorrying
all
sorts
of
People
,
and
after
whom
the
Hue
and
Cr●
went
,
that
he
might
be
taken
and
Collerd
up
.
Phi
.
Le
.
O
Sir
,
if
that
be
the
Towzer
you
mean
,
't
is
he
that
broke
his
Halter
in
Effigie
,
and
whom
the
Devil
lash'd
out
of
the
Parliaments
way
,
whilst
the
cunning
Jesuites
look'd
on
,
with
Trouble
to
see
their
poor
Bandog
forc'd
to
hide
his
Head
.
But
if
I
did
know
where
he
was
,
I
should
not
tell
you
;
it
may
be
he
is
gone
to
Scotland
for
his
friend
H.B.
had
a
Letter
from
Him
the
other
day
.
Phi
.
Ang.
No
,
no
,
he
is
,
I
believe
nearer
home
,
and
begins
again
to
groule
,
and
foist
secret
and
seditious
Pamplets
,
as
he
was
wont
,
incognito
,
since
the
Dissolution
of
the
Parliament
.
But
since
he
is
no
Papist
,
nor
Jesuite
,
as
you
most
learnedly
have
made
Pragmaticus
believe
,
why
don't
he
appear
as
he
was
wont
?
Phi
.
Le
.
He
wont
appear
for
reasons
best
known
to
himself
.
It
is
not
for
fear
of
such
Fellows
as
you
.
But
I
hope
yet
to
see
Towzer
Tryumphant
:
the
day
is
coming
,
that
he
will
appear
in
splendor
,
with
a
Whip
at
his
Tayl
,
and
a
Bell
about
his
Neck
,
and
then
you
shall
see
your
poor
sneaking
Currs
will
run
away
with
their
Tayls
between
their
Legs
.
Phi
.
Ang.
Oh!
Oh!
that
is
when
Mack
enters
with
the
Popes
Procession
.
When
his
Holiness
his
great
Toe
shall
be
enshrined
in
St.
Pauls
Church
,
and
Te
Deum
sung
at
the
first
saying
of
Mass
in
St.
Peters
.
Phi
.
Le
.
For
all
I
have
so
rationally
convinc'd
Pragmaticus
,
that
he
is
no
Papist
nor
Jesuite
,
I
see
you
still
believe
him
one
.
Phi
.
Ang.
If
I
don't
believe
him
one
,
there
are
many
thousands
that
do
:
but
as
for
my
own
thoughts
I
may
keep
them
to
my self
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Do
you
think
then
that
Towzer
is
of
no
Religion
?
what
dare
you
believe
that
he
is
no
Protestant
?
and
not
a
better
Protestant
than
the
Peer
that
made
the
Speech●
ô
homines
!
ô
morer
!
Phi
.
Ang.
Shall
I
tell
you
what
I
think
?
for
since
you
say
,
I
dare
not
think
him
a
Papist
,
neither
Barefac'd
,
nor
in
Masquerade
,
then
I
will
think
him
a
Luke-warm
Protestant
.
Phi
.
Le
.
A
Luke-warm
Protestant
:
what
is
that
?
Phi
.
Ang.
Why
it
is
such
an
one
as
at
this
time
ought
to
be
Spew'd
out
,
't
is
such
an
one
that
would
conjoyn
the
Mass
and
the
Common
Prayer
,
it
is
such
an
one
that
would
Entail
the
Crown
to
a
Popish
Successor
,
such
an
one
,
that
under
the
name
of
a
Protestant
would
fain
Crush
to
pieces
all
Dissenters
:
Such
an
one
who
would
fain
see
Arbitrary
Government
florish
in
England
,
and
that
almost
hates
the
name
of
a
Parliament
:
That
endeavours
to
promote
a
Faction
,
and
to
set
up
the
Image
of
Nebuchadnezar
,
and
to
make
all
men
to
fall
down
and
worship
it
;
one
that
ralls
at
Petitioning
and
scoffs
at
all
appearance
of
Goodness
and
Sobriety
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Hold
,
hold
,
you
'l
be
out
of
Breath
anon
.
Can
Towzer
be
all
this
and
no
Papist
?
Phi
.
Ang.
Yes
,
yes
,
he
is
a
reeling
Protestant
,
only
reeling
towards
Popery
,
but
when
the
Altar
is
set
up
he
'l
fall
flat
before
it
.
Phi
.
Le
.
But
Towzer
says
,
he
is
a
true
sincere
Protestant
,
one
of
the
Church
of
England
,
a
reformed
Papist
,
and
ought
not
I
to
believe
him
?
Sure
he
best
knows
his
own
Religion
.
Phi
Ang.
You
may
believe
him
if
you
please
,
but
so
long
as
he
Barks
Romish
,
I
cannot
but
think
,
with
many
others
,
that
he
Eats
of
the
Popes
Bread
,
and
if
he
be
not
of
the
Popes
Religion
,
he
is
so
much
the
worse
to
defile
his
own
Protestant
Nest
;
and
to
tear
it
almost
to
pieces
with
his
Scratching
Claws
.
A
Tree
is
known
by
its
Fruit
,
and
we
judge
only
of
Towzer
by
his
Barking
,
which
is
almost
plain
down
Romish
.
Has
he
not
whorried
all
the
World
besides
:
and
has
he
not
fawn'd
and
gloz'd
on
the
very
Plotters
themselves
,
and
their
Adherents
?
has
he
not
generally
given
occasion
of
Offence
?
I
say
,
if
he
be
not
a
Papist
,
he
is
then
a
very
unlucky
Towzer
,
that
has
set
the
whole
Troop
of
the
little
Currs
of
the
Parish
a
Barking
at
him
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Poor
Towzer
!
I
see
there
is
no
pitty
among
you
:
methinks
you
should
not
run
a
Dog
down
,
that
is
under
Affliction
.
Phi
.
Ang.
Affliction
,
he
says
,
is
the
way
to
promotion
:
no
doubt
but
he
has
generous
Masters
,
that
can
and
will
pay
him
well
for
his
Sufferings
.
We
find
he
is
the
same
Towzer
still
,
and
the
Nation
is
so
well
acquainted
with
his
Barking
that
they
know
his
Voyce
,
tho
they
cannot
see
the
Ban-dog
.
Phi
.
Le
.
He
has
a
loud
Voyce
if
you
can
hear
him
out
of
Scotland
.
Phi
.
Ang.
He
has
a
roaring
Voice
,
that
has
been
heard
through
the
3
Nations
;
and
of
late
we
have
heard
some
of
his
new
●amphletical
Howlings
and
Growlings
since
the
Dissolution
of
the
Parliament
.
Besides
there
is
one
Trinculo
,
a
great
knawer
of
Popish
Bones
,
that
used
to
Bark
much
against
Petitioning
,
and
Sir
William
Waller
,
now
newly
employd
to
send
about
and
spread
all
the
Seditious
and
Libellous
Barkings
of
Towzer
and
others
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Who
is
this
Dog
Trinculo
?
Phi
.
Ang.
One
that
formerly
hated
Towzer
,
but
now
the
Cause
the
blessed
Cause
,
and
the
Popish
Faction
,
the
new
Protestant
Religion
,
the
Luke-warm
Masquerading
Church-men
have
untied
Towzer
and
Trinculo
:
And
Towzer
is
a
very
honest
Protestant
Cur
with
Trinculo
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Where
dwells
this
barking
Trinculo
?
Phi
.
Ang.
At
the
sign
of
the
Popes
printing
Press
,
with
a
Kite
made
of
the
Cities
Petition
flying
over
it
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Oh
I
know
him
now
,
he
has
been
a
sleep
ever
since
the
Parliament
began
,
as
if
he
had
took
Opium
.
Phi
.
Ang.
't
was
mear
Dog
sleep
:
but
now
he
begins
again
to
Bark
and
is
become
Towzers
,
Machs
,
and
the
Popes
Setting
Dog
.
Phi
.
Le
.
I
see
there
is
no
dealing
with
you
,
you
are
far
worse
than
Pragmaticus
:
but
for
all
your
Malice
to
Towzer
,
I
say
,
I
can
prove
he
is
no
papist
and
no
Jesuite
.
Phi
.
Ang.
With
the
same
learned
Arguments
that
you
used
to
Pragmaticus
?
Such
convincing
and
knock-down
Arguments
?
But
they
wont
down
with
me
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Nay
,
I
will
use
others
if
you
please
to
hear
them
,
and
just
such
pithy
ones
as
Pragmaticus
used
to
prove
Towzer
a
Bapist
and
Jesuice
.
Phi
.
Ang.
I
know
you
are
good
at
building
Houses
with
Cards
,
and
then
blowing
them
down
again
;
at
raising
of
Airy
Giants
,
and
then
laying
them
on
their
backs
;
you
learn'd
this
Conjuring
trick
of
Towzer
,
't
was
one
of
his
Master-pieces
.
But
let
us
hear
you
.
As
for
his
being
a
Jesuite
you
may
spare
your
pains
.
Though
a
Married
Priest
and
Jesuite
may
be
Dispensed
with
,
witness
L.
C.
M.
Phi
.
Le
.
Well
then
,
I
say
Towzer
is
no
Papist
because
he
says
so
himself
,
and
you
ought
to
believe
him
.
Phi
.
Ang.
Belief
is
an
Art
I
am
not
Master
of
,
unless
convinced
by
Reason
or
Demonstration
,
both
which
has
made
me
believe
other
ways
,
and
many
Thousands
beside
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Nay
,
if
nothing
else
will
serve
your
turn
,
I
●a●
done
wi●●
you
.
But
stay
,
I
say
then
Towzer
is
no
Papist
,
because
his
own
Conscience
tells
him
so
;
what
say
you
to
that
?
Phi
.
Ang.
There
is
something
in
that
indeed
.
But
he
has
described
so
many
strange
sort
of
Consciences
,
that
I
believe
he
knows
not
his
own
,
and
besides
I
have
but
his
word
for
it
;
and
he
may
have
a
lying
Conscience
for
ought
I
know
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Nay
,
If
you
won't
believe
Conscience
,
I
know
not
what
to
say
to
you
;
for
that
ought
to
be
believed
before
Oaths
or
Proofs
,
be
they
never
so
plain
.
But
I
have
another
Knock
down
Argument
for
you
,
and
that
must
make
you
of
my
Mind
.
Phi
.
Ang.
What
's
that
?
Phi
.
Le
.
Wh●
Towzer
has
often
Bark'd
against
the
Papists
,
and
is
a
pretended
Abhorrer
of
them
,
as
well
as
of
the
Fanaticks
,
therefore
he
can't
be
a
Papist
.
Phi
.
Ang.
Ha!
ha
!
he
!
You
have
knockt
me
down
indeed
.
There
's
many
a
Jesuite
has
done
the
same
;
They
can
rail
at
their
Friends
,
praise
their
Enemies
,
hug
those
they
intend
to
stab
,
drink
with
you
and
cut
your
Throat
,
as
well
as
being
Priests
,
wear
Perrukes
,
Swords
,
and
swear
God
Damn
me
,
—
O!
there
's
more
than
all
this
done
for
the
Cause
.
Phi
.
Le
.
But
one
Argument
more
and
the
Devil
go
with
you
,
if
you
are
not
convinc'd
.
Towzer
has
been
always
Loyal
to
his
King
,
and
therefore
no
Papist
.
Phi
.
Ang.
Towzer
says
so
,
but
there
is
a
question
if
one
can
be
at
once
faithful
to
the
D.
and
Loyal
to
the
K
?
But
have
a
care
what
you
say
,
the
Papists
will
take
it
unkindly
to
hear
you
say
a
Papist
can't
be
Loyal
.
I
hope
the
D.
is
very
Loyal
,
as
well
as
Towzer
,
and
yet
he
is
a
Papist
,
what
say
you
now
?
Phi
.
Le
.
Well
to
satisfie
you
and
all
the
World
,
if
you
please
,
Towzer
shall
swear
he
is
no
Papist
,
and
take
any
Oath
or
Test
you
shall
give
him
.
Phi
.
Ang.
That
won't
do
:
none
of
those
Bones
will
choak
a
Papist
;
alas
they
can
swallow
them
as
easily
as
a
J●gler
a
Knife
or
a
Cup
.
They
have
cunning
evading
Tricks
an
Oath
Legerdemain
you
are
not
acquainted
with
;
nay
,
they
can
Die
with
these
Oaths
in
their
mouths
,
and
go
to
Heaven
immediately
.
Phi
.
Le
.
I
see
you
are
an
hard
foul-mouth'd
Beast
,
such
an
one
as
Towzer
inveighs
against
,
that
will
believe
nothing
.
Phi
.
Ang.
Give
me
but
one
Argument
,
in
which
I
can
find
but
any
thing
of
sence
or
reason
,
and
he
believe
you
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Why
Logically
thus
:
Towzer
is
no
Christian
,
but
every
Papist
is
a
Christian
;
ergo
,
Towzer
is
no
Papist
.
Phi
.
Ang.
By
the
French
Kings
Garlick
eaters
,
this
smells
strong
of
Reason
,
and
here
's
my
hand
on
't
;
I
'le
never
call
Towzer
a
Papist
Dog
any
more
,
but
plain
unchristian
Towzer
.
Phi
.
Le
.
I
am
glad
I
have
converted
you
,
I
never
Dialogued
any
body
in
my
life
,
but
I
convinc'd
them
at
last
:
poor
Pragmaticus
went
away
the
other
day
as
well
satisfied
as
could
be
,
and
no
doubt
but
with
my
Arguments
he
will
convince
the
whole
Nation
,
at
least
the
better
and
more
learned
sort
,
that
poor
Towzer
is
no
Papist
.
Phi
.
Ang.
But
to
satisfie
my
Conscience
,
and
the
more
to
confirm
me
in
this
Opinion
,
that
Towzer
is
no
Papist
,
but
a
plain
Pagan
Towzer
,
let
me
ask
you
some
few
Questions
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Ask
what
you
please
,
I
shall
endeavour
to
satisfie
you
.
Phi
.
Angl.
Why
does
Towzer
still
endeavour
to
turn
all
the
Papists
Plots
into
ridicule
?
and
why
did
you
(
for
you
are
his
Scholar
and
speak
his
words
)
after
your
drolling
with
Pragmaticus
,
say
,
perhaps
,
some
of
those
bloody
things
might
be
true
?
perhaps
—
t'
was
an
ugly
word
,
and
look'd
like
a
Papist
.
Phi
.
Le
.
Why
,
wont
you
give
a
Fidler
leave
to
use
his
Fidle-stick
?
Touzer
is
so
us'd
to
droll
and
jest
in
all
he
says
,
that
he
can't
forbear
:
't
is
only
his
Humour
;
but
,
he
made
amends
,
and
granted
Pragmaticus
,
the
Papists
might
be
all
what
he
charg'd
them
with
,
and
the
Authors
also
of
the
last
great
Plague
in
London
.
Phil
.
Angl.
There
was
a
Jest
:
but
,
Let
me
tell
you
,
Tho
they
were
not
Authors
of
the
Plague
,
they
have
been
of
a
worse
to
the
whole
Kingdom
since
that
,
by
their
damnable
Conspiracy
.
Ph.
Le
.
I
grant
you
that
,
but
still
Towzer
is
no
Papist
,
tho
he
laughs
at
all
those
Plots
after
his
way
.
Ph.
Ang.
Nay
,
if
it
be
only
his
humour
:
't
is
well
enough
.
But
how
shall
I
know
that
Papists
are
Christians
?
Phi
.
Le
.
Because
we
were
Reformed
from
them
,
and
because
they
are
full
of
Boyls
,
Sores
,
and
blaines
of
Errors
and
Abuses
;
and
are
not
Towzers
nor
Cats
,
nor
Wolves
,
Dragons
,
nor
fiery
Serpents
.
Phil
.
Angl.
Very
good
,
They
are
not
those
Creatures
in
specie
,
but
all
those
,
and
far
worse
allegorically
,
as
many
poor
Christians
in
most
Countries
can
testify
,
and
thousands
of
harmless
Indians
in
America
.
They
are
Christians
,
I
grant
you
,
in
nomine
,
but
,
in
practice
as
far
from
the
Apostles
,
as
the
Pope
is
from
St.
Peter
,
or
the
distance
of
Heaven
from
Earth
.
Therefore
,
if
Towzer
be
not
a
Papist
in
nomine
,
by
name
,
is
he
not
one
by
Nature
,
or
Allegorically
?
Phi
.
Le
.
Nay
,
nay
,
if
you
run
to
Allegories
,
I
'le
leave
you
:
I
have
nothing
to
say
to
Allegories
.
I
say
,
the
Church
of
Rome
is
Christian
,
't
is
no
matter
how
:
and
I
have
prov'd
it
.
And
,
that
Towzer
is
no
Papist-Christian
,
but
Touzer
,
grinning
,
snarling
,
snapling
,
railing
,
and
dialoguing
Towzer
,
with
a
whip
and
a
bell
,
with
which
he
will
lash
shortly
this
brazen
fac'd
Age
,
this
impudent
Age
in
which
we
live
.
Phil
.
Ang.
Well
,
be
not
angry
name-sake
Philo
:
I
am
convinc'd
,
that
Towzer
is
still
Towzer
,
and
so
farewell
.
When
Popes
in
England
shall
Successors
shite
,
Sir
Crack-Fart
Towzer
will
be
made
a
Knight
.