The loyal garland of mirth and pastime Set forth in sundry pleasant [n]ew songs; the loyal health. An excellent new song of advice to bat[chel]ors, to refrain the society of wanton ladys. A new song of the Welshmans misfortune [sel]ling his land, and travelling up to London, [to se]ek the philosophers stone. A song of the bride and bridegroom. A pleasant new play-house song. [Al]l very pleasant and delightful to read. By S. M. [Th]ere is likewise added a coppy of the excellent Bell-mans verses.

A Loyal Garland OF Mirth and Pastime .

An Excellent New SONG of the Loyal Healt●… to the Royal Train . The Tune is , The Cannons Rore . LEt true hearts rejoyce amain , Fill a flowing Bowl again , Drink to all the Royal Train , Great JAMES , also QUEEN MARY , He 's a Whigg that spares his Coin , And will not in love combine , To drink a swimming Glass of wine , to make him brisk and airy . All the Whiggs are Loyal now , To the Scepter they will bow , Solemnly they Swear and Vow , that Tony did deceive them , By his cunning plotting pate , Undermining Church and State , Then beholding their sad fate , he in the Lurch did leave them . Telling them he knew right well , ●… s Dark and Magick Spell , 〈…〉 it was for to Rebell , ●… d break in open Riot : ●… aking all suspicious Fears , 〈…〉 their Crocodilish Tears , 〈…〉 Ketch has paid them their Arrears , ●… nd now they 're all at quiet .

Advice for Batchelors , 〈…〉 refrain the Society of Wanton Ladies of Pleasure . 〈…〉 likewise to seek a Kind and Vertuous Wife , 〈…〉 bring●th joy and comfort to thy Life . To the Tune of , The Doubting Virgin . ●… Adies of a wanton Carriage , they will seldom constant be , ●… e not the bonds of Marriage , ●… ey will have their Liberty ; ●… eir Courting , and their sporting , ●… eir fond Love will soon decay , ●… y are ranging , often changing , ●… ' ry moment when they may . ●… er trust her with thy treasure , ●… t hath wanton rouling Eyes , 〈…〉 addicted so to pleasure , 〈…〉 she never keeps the Prize : Often toying and enjoying , fond Embraces , when she sees , You are missing . she 'l be Kissing , those that can her better please . Never set your heart on Beauty , chuse for one discreet and wise , Then it will appear your duty , for to love her , and will prize Such a Blessing , when possessing , seeing they are hard to find , They all her days , will speak her praise , that hath a vertuous courteous mind . Misses they are often tainted , when the French-man them assail , Though they 're powder'd , patcht , and painte●… yet be cautious of their tail : Least they fire your desire , with the Covent Garden Gout , Besides your pelf , she 'l get by stealth , they have ways to find it out . He that Courteth ev'ry stranger , many times is hard put to 't , Then if thou l't avoid the danger , take a Wife of good repute : One that 's smiling , ne'r reviling , she that knows not how to Scold , Su 〈…〉 a Creature , none more sweeter , ●… e is worth her weight in Gold . ●… n your pleasures will be flowing , ●… e those sweet and fragrant Flowers , ●… t in time of Spring are growing , ●… ater'd by those pleasant showers : ●… s you 'l nourish Love , and cherish , ●… lways perfectly agree , ●… r gracing , and Embracing , ●… er in Love and Unity .

New SONG of the Welsh-mans misfortune , that Sold his Land to travel up to London , to seek the Philosophers Stone . To the Tune of , The Crafty Miss . ●… Oung Shonny a Morgan of late , he rode up to Londons fair Town , Wales her had sold her Estate , for Forty-five Pounds and a Crown : ●… d strait up to London her Sails , and walking and musing alone , ●… r remember'd her father in Wales ●… alk of the Philosophers Stone . ●… w Shonny resolving to find it , her makes no more stop nor delay , Her Pocket with Silver was loyned , and thus her went strutting away , Her cast away all melancholly , for Shonny was surely high flown , Resolv'd to be merry and jolly , when her finds the Philosophers-stone . Her faster and stouter did go , undaunted , couragious and bold , If that her can find it Kusso , her will turn all her Silver to Gold ; While Shonny his fancies was feeding , a Ruffin met her all alone , And quickly did stop her proceeding , to find the Philosophers Stone . The Thief gave the word of Command , sir stand , and deliver your Purse ; Poor Shonny did trembling stand , O this now was worse● and worse : Her was forc'd to obey her Command , though Shonny made pittiful moan , Her wisht her had ne'r sold her Land , for to seek the Philosophers Stone . The Thief rode away , and did leave her , her looked like Death in the face , The thoughts of her money did grieve her , O this was a pittiful case : For now the poor Welsh-man was undone , her sighs and makes pittiful moan , ●… d will no more come up to London , to seek the Philosophers Stone .

Song of the BRIDE and BRIDEGROOM . ●… y to the Bride-groom , fill the Skies , With pleasing sounds of welcome joys ; 〈…〉 to the Bride , a lasting bliss , ●… d every day may prove like this . 〈…〉 that enjoy the Beautious fair , 〈…〉 true to Love , and eke take care ; 〈…〉 that which plagues a Woman most 〈…〉 when her Expectations crost . ●… ever was Marriage joys divine 〈…〉 when two does in one combine ; 〈…〉 that proves false , himself does cheat , ●… e sick that taste , but cannot eat . ●… hat is a Maiden-head ? O what ? 〈…〉 which weak fools so often prate ? 〈…〉 't is a Virgins pride and boast , ●… at ne'r was found but when 't was lost .

A SONG . ●… an . O Be kind , my Dear be kind , Whilst our Loves and we be young , ●… e kind , my Dear be kind , ●… hilst our Loves and we be young , ●… e shall find , we shall find , ●… e will change the Face and mind , Both will not continue long . O be kind , my Dear be kind ; Both will not continue long , O be kind , my Dear be kind , Both will not continue long , O be kind , my Dear be kind . Woman . O I Love and fear to loose you , Therefore t is I must refuse you ; When I have yielded you my Crown , You 'l not more obedience own : O I Love , and fear to love you , Therefore t is I must refuse you . Man . The fair by kindness regains , by Cruelty destroy , If you can charm with the pangs of Love , then what can you do , Can you do with the joy , the Fair by kindness Reigns , By Cruelty destroy , Woman . I fear to yield , but cannot deny , Man . If you do , then I shall dye , Woman . So shall I , so shall I. Man . Then come to joy , come to joy , come to joy Better Love then we should dye , Better love , better love , then we should dye ; Come to joy , come to joy , come to joy , Better Love then we should dye , Joy come to joy , come to joy , come joy , Come to joy , come to joy .

Here is Copies of ●… oyal Bell-Man's Verses .

●… irst , Upon the d●sire of His Majesties Long and Happy Reign . ●… He Lord preserve the King , and all his train And send him still a long and happy Reign ; ●… at he may still defend both Churh and State , ●… d make our King as good as he is Great ; ●… at from thy Faith he never may depart , ●… t be like David , after thine own heart : ●… at when this present life he doth lay down , may be chang'd for an Immortal Crown .

On Saint Michael ●… Aint Michael and his Angels did withstand The fearful Dragon , with a mighty Hand ; ●… e Dragon and his Angels them assail , ●… t they had never power to prevail ; 〈…〉 out of Heaven he was clearly thrown , 〈…〉 being there again was never known : ●… t men be wise , and all Temptations shun , ●… d praise the Lord for his beloved Son .

The Summers smiles has bid us all adieu , ●… d I am come the while to visit you ; ●… i th Lines in Verse my Masters I will greet , ●… d with my Staff and Bell will walk the street , And call upon you all to Watch and Pray , And tell you how your time doth pass away : O serve the Lord with reverence and fear , For we have not a biding City here .

On Saint Luke . SAint Luke , that faithful Servant of the Lor●… That writ our blessed Saviours Sacred word That men thereby might know his Holy Will And then comply , his Laws for to fulfill : Then let us all before our days are spent , Both great and small , now labour to Repent , Then when we shall resign our mumuring breat●… We may with smiles , embrace the thoughts o●… Death

On All-Saints . ALL blessed Saints are free from grief & pai●… with glorious Angels they shall live & reign●… In perfect Peace , and true Felicity , They all enjoy to all Eternity : Then let us strive to live so Cirumspect , That we , with them , may make up Gods Elect

On CRISPIN . LEt Princely Crispin never be forgot , Keep still this day , tho' he himself is not ; Let Gentle-Crafts-Men never be dismay'd , Remember Crispin once was of our Trade , And all that unto Crispin bears Good-will , Drink Crispin's Health , but look you do not spill And in your Mirth pray lovingly agree , And have a care of Drunken Barnaby .

In a Dark Night . ●… He Moon and Stars are in Obscurity , The Night's so dark , my hand I cannot see ●… e Light gives Comfort when it doth appear , 〈…〉 Darkness fills the heart with dread and fear ; ●… n let us pray to God most fervently , 〈…〉 give us Light to all Eternity .

●… y Masters all , you well do know , ●… alk abroad in Frost and Snow ; 〈…〉 many a bitter Storm endure , ●… opes to keep you all secure : ●… orms of Wind , or Hail and Rain , 〈…〉 duty I will not refrain ; ●… en Christmas comes I hope to see ●… r Love and Liberality .

On Gun-Powder Treason . ●… Y Masters all , awake from sleep , I pray , And think upon the mercies of this day , ●… en Prince , and all the Pillars of the Land , 〈…〉 on the very brink of Ruine stand : ●… e House of Lords , and Commons eke also , ●… ey all had perisht in that fatal blow , 〈…〉 not the Lord himself stept in between , ●… hat a dismal slaughter had it been : 〈…〉 God is good and merciful always , 〈…〉 let us now sound forth his worthy praise .

On Saint Andrew . SAint Andrew he was called of the Lord , And readily he did obey his Word ; He clos'd with Christ , and did in him abide , Took up the Cross , and on the Cross he dy'd : The hope of Glory did support his mind , He in the Lord did Consolation find ; And now he is in everlasting rest , With Christ , and Glorious Angels , he is blest .

On Saint Thomas . WHen Christ was risen from the Dead , and came to his Disciples view ; Then Thomas weak of Faith , he sed , he 'd not believe that it was true , While he had felt his hands and side , where Christ for all our sins did bleed , And then the Truth was verify'd , and Thomas did believe indeed : But let us beg for sounder Faith , and cleanse our hearts from sin so foul ; Then Christ indeed , will interceed for every poor Immortal Soul .

On Christmas . THis blessed day let all the world rejoyce , with thankful hearts , & with an humble voice 〈…〉 the●… This day was born the Lord of life , & then He brought Salvation to the Sons of men : Get faith in Christ whilst thou hast time & spac●… Why should poor sinners slight the means of gr●… Live Holy here , and all Temptations shun , ●… d Praise the Lord for his beloved Son .

On Saint Stephen . ●… Aint Stephen was a Martyr meek and mild , When he was stoned , yet he ne'r revil'd ; ●… d though they Martyr'd him with one accord , 〈…〉 kneeled down and prayed to the Lord , ●… at he would not impute it to their charge , ●… pains of death his love did so inlarge : ●… ould we but strive each other to forgive , 〈…〉 what a blessed state would Christians live .

On Saint Iohn . ●… Eloved Iohn did lean on Christ his breast , And was with Glorious Revelation blest ; ●… d let him see and know , and understand , ●… hat he would do by his Almighty hand : 〈…〉 hath foretold such strange and mighty things 〈…〉 that Majesty , the King of Kings : ●… t men consider well , yea , Watch and Pray , ●… d think upon the latter Judgement-day .

On Innocents . WHen as King Herod he had heard the News The Child was born that should be King of Iews 〈…〉 of the Wise-men strictly did enquire , ●… hen as his Star did first to them appear ? ●… d he , go find the Child , then let me know , ●… at I my self may Worship him also . 〈…〉 God that knew his heart , did him prevent , 〈…〉 Ioseph with the Child to Aegypt went : The Wise-men they went home another way , And Herods wrath did many Infants slay .

Young Maidens that would fain good Husband find Be not too froward , no , nor yet too kind ; Be wise and chaste , and keep your Scutcheon cle●… Let Vertue be the Helm by which you steer : And though at present you may lye alone , In time you may have Husbands every one .

The Frost methinks , doth catch me by the nos●… In spight of Socks and Shooes , my heels & toes , It freezeth hard , the Moon it shineth clear , This Frost will hold a while , indeed I fear ; Lye close I say , and keep each other warm , I hope you are all safe and from free harm .

Let men rejoyce with heart and voice , what cause hath Subjects to complain ? Let love encrease , for we have Peace , while mighty Iames our King doth Reign : Let love and Loyalty encrease , that thorow Europe it may ring , That England doth enjoy her Peace , under a mighty potent King .

On New-Years Day . GOd send my Masters all a happy Year , In Peace , and also plenty of good chea● ; And send you many a happy day to see , In health and strength , in life and liberty : This New-years day except of my good-will , 〈…〉 Humble Servant , and poor Bell-man still .

On Twelfth-day . ●… His is a day throughout the Land & Nation , Of Pleasure , Pastime , and of Recreation : ●… using King and Queen , this is the sport , ●… re will be many Kings , but they will keep no Court 〈…〉 laugh & joak , & tell a merry tale , 〈…〉 Crown their heads with nappy Christmas Ale

On Saint Paul . Saint Paul with Letters to Damascus sent , ●… ur blessed Saviour did him prevent ; ●… urn'd his heart , a Glorious Reformation . 〈…〉 in his troubles gave him Consolation ; ●… as a chosen Vessel of the Lord , ●… own of Glory , this was his Reward .

〈…〉 the Martyrdom of King Charles the First , of Blessed Memory . ●… eat Charles the 1st . that once was Englands king ●… hose pious life did make the nation ring ●… ruel Faction did create a strife , 〈…〉 put a period to his Princely life ; ●… ich we now in sorrow do relate , ●… ar a Judgement for that cruel fate .

All hail ! all you that sleep and rest , Awake from sleep , and sin detest ; And think upon the day of Doom , When Jesus Christ himself shall come To Judge the World , he hath decreed , For ev'ry thought , word , work , and deed .

On the Purification of the Virgin Mary . WHen Maries Ptrifying days were past , She then did bring her blessed Son at last Unto Ierusalem with one accord , There to present her first-born to the Lord : And thus should we observe that rule alway● , To give the Lord the first Fruits of our days ; All in the flower of our Youthful Spring , Present our hearts to God our Heavenly King .

FINIS .